>>93044912
>>93044912
That's pretty harsh.
I don't murder people who call me Dan.
Its sort of an overreaction.
>>93044958
It probably has to do with how he hates being dead named and expects everyone to call him Christine.
>>93044950
Simon's a terrorist, you stupid bitch.
Chris is still completely unaware that Simonchu is a Gurren Lagann reference
>>93045108
He's a Freedom Fighter
Horrible writing, I've seen better from Bendis.
>>93045205
Bendis? The writer?
>>93044930
>don't call me san either
It's extremely gradual and still terrible, but Chris is getting better as an artist.
I'd dare say he'll hit Buckley tier in about 40 years.
>>93045205
Yeah, Chris still hasn't learned to not spend so much space on the exposition.
>>93044975
>4:20
>>93044975
How did he get his hands on a phone? These captors are shit. SHIT
>>93044975
>Forced to be stupid by watching videos of the mentally challenged
That's funny on so many levels.
>>93045287
>Steven After Not Surviving
my fucking ribs tho
>>93045336
Chris is super discriminatory towards anyone with mental problems, while at the same time super proud of himself for being autistic because he is a "high-functioning" autistic and thus better than them,
>>93045336
>>93045406
Chris refers to other autists and the mentally challenged as "slow-in-the-minds" and "windows to Hell."
>>93045406
I just love his implications that being a retard is contagious, that's a new layer of it to me.
Gave me a great chuckle.
>>93045288
If we're all lucky, he won't live another 40 years
>>93045503
Hopefully he has complications when he gets his dick cut off this summer.
WORDSWORDSWORDS
His writing is godawful as usual, but damn if I don't love his fucked up aesthetic. His sense of coloring is so loud and screeching it ends up being brilliant.
>>93044998
>that day 4-cent garbage fell to rubble
In retrospective, that story arc feel almost prophetic. Does he know that the site got a new owner?
>>93045438
He also has a beef against people with asperger since they "steal the spotlight of real disabilities" or something like that.
>>93044912
Shut up, Sam.
>>93044912
did he retcon the torture and death of the trolls by this character?
>>93045522
>when he gets his dick cut off this summer.
explain
>>93046636
Aye, their punishment in the new version was banishment to an amish community.
>>93046636
Yeah, they were sentenced to an Amish Farm.
>>93046643
Chris has been planning reassignment surgery for ages now. He's finally going to go through with it pretty soon.
I want to know what quack doctor he found who okayed him to be able to do it.
>>93046643
Reminder than an anon on /v/ owns that Sonic Totem now.
>>93046683
Maybe it's someone from CWC forums?
I love how Chris thinks fictional characters genuinely have feelings and uses it as an excuse to change or steal other people's characters.
>>93046643
Chris is transsexual now and is taking hormones. Also he tried to cut a hole in his taint because he thought he was growing a vagina.
>>93046643
He's always hated his duck. It's bent and misshapen and he refers to it as an "ugly growth" now. He wants it gone because it disgusts him and will complete his transformation into Christine.
>>93046744
i know about that but didn't know the snip snip his pip pip part
>>93046740
He thinks that there is an actual parallel universe where all fictional characters exist, like that episode from South Park or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
>>93046744
>Chris is transsexual now
No he's not. He doesn't actually feel like a "lesbian Tomgirl" or whatever the fuck. This is just a desperate last ditch harebrained scheme to get china fueled by his autistic naivety causing him to misinterpret someone telling him to "get in touch with his feminine side", just like everything he does.
>>93046869
Honestly I think he does have some form of gender or sex problems. He's always looked like he has Kleinfelter's and assumes female sex positions in his videos.
>>93044998
THIS PAGE IS A FUCKING RIPOFF HALF OF THE PANELS ARE JUST TEXT
CHRIS CHAAAAAAN
>>93044950
>Smelling salts
What?
>>93047010
I'd bet it has more to do with him never eating a healthy thing in his life or exercising, and a naive autistic view on sex solely from porno
>>93046869
Nah, there's probably some legitimacy to it. Chris has always struggled with intrusive gay thoughts, which he would "chase away" by mass debating daily to Britney Spears and Sailor Moon posters. He's always had an interest in things people consider feminine such as My Little Pony and and magical girl shows. He assumes female sex positions and hates all men with a passion.
>>93047405
He also claims he used to hear the words "Christian is gay" over and over in his head.
>>93047405
Reminder
>>93045259
Yes, the writer called Bendis.
>tfw vivian will never make new audiobook.
>>93044975
>Asperchu is Sonichu canon now
>>93045522
>>93046643
>>93046683
>>93046744
I thought they didn't lop off your dingle unless you were mentally sound, and Chris is anything but.
What are the chance Chris will commit suicide or just plain die soon? I'm asking because I wish harm upon or anything; he just looks like he's in really poor health, both mentally and physically.
>>93049179
How long until he suicides?
>>93049262
That has described Chris for years, and yet he keeps on trucking
>>93049262
He won't, too narcisistic. Might die of something when Barb dies
>>93049262
>>93049276
He won't do it guys. He doesn't react to life and failure the same way we do. He doesn't think like a normal human being. He is currently being successful in his own little world, after all.
>>93049228
Chris may be an idiot but the courts have deemed him mentally sound when he was evaluated after running over the Jewish guy at GameStop.
>>93049262
His dad, Bob lived till 80 on nothing but McDonald's. Chris probably has a long time left.
>>93049376
Wait what...
Did he go to jail?
>>93049402
No, he was released. He was only temporarily in jail.
>>93049416
Why would you release someone who you deemed sane back into the public like that? Hell why would you do it for someone you thought was not sane?
>>93049463
Michael Snyder said he didn't want him to go to jail and only wanted his medical bill paid.
>>93049262
I doubt he will, anon
he's too far for this, and that is until his mother die.
>>93049484
>only cares about money
Just like ze jew!
>>93049179
I love the little "SAME PERSON" note.
>>93049540
Joking aside Chris got off pretty easy. He could be in jail right now.
>>93049512
Chris is far too self-centered and narcissistic to commit suicide.
Tails gets trolled is still better
I made a meme.
>>93049621
>Chris got off pretty easy.
No, quite the opposite.
>>93050206
How so? Going to jail is preferable to the hoard?
>>93044958
Only after they've been warned once, though.
>>93050401
I meant to suggest that if Chris had "got off" in a sexual manner, he wouldn't be the demented mess he is now.
>>93046869
>>93047405
While yes, I still believe his pass into transexualism is still loaded with his desire to score more than his actual inner gay thoughts.
Despite being a "lesbian tomgirl" as he calls himself he still discriminates gay people. I remember someone showed me him quoting that "the gays are lucky to be part of the LGBT community!" and there was even a time when he constantly call it the LBT because he refused to say the G.
So what we have here is a boy living in self-made struggle between the actual feeling of transexualism and his christian upbringing having conditioned him to hate homosexuality despite him partaking in it currently.
All of course in his inner basic desire to be accepted and loved without the need of changing himself. After all, that's what it is REALLY all about. Man woman; HE just wants someone that would pamper him and stand him as much as his mother did (aka nobody in the fucking planet)