Storytime of gay. More like, homotime of gay amirite

>>93043244
Why does Sinister look so cute

>>93043334
>Have you tried not being gay?

>>93043353
>>93043366
This random Purifier is putting up way too good of a fight against an Omega Level mutant.

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>>93043392
Bobby's always been as strong as the story needs him to be though. It's perfectly in character for him to job to generic Purifier

Have Bobby's parents met O5 Bobby yet?
Which reminds me, Cyclops' grandparents are still alive, right?

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This triggers the Bendis

>>93043476
>Which reminds me, Cyclops' grandparents are still alive, right?
I think they're still in Alaska somewhere

>>93043414
Mutie Anya Corazon?

>>93043491
You'd think that O5 Scott would have gone to see them.

>>93043510
I don't think he knows about them at the point he was taken from

>>93043479
>Tumblr nose

>>93043531
All the more reason to go see them. Quite frankly, Bendis wrote the O5 as being completely uninterested in contacting their family. Jean Grey didn't even know that they had all been killed until she was put on trial in space.

Well that wasn't bad. Bobby comes across as a bit fucking whiny for a 20-30 something grown man but it was surprisingly not abhorrent.

Pretty lame, as expected, Also horrible art.

Hang on. Didn't Bobby kill his father way back when?

>>93043479
Kitty looks ugly as fuck now. I love it.

>>93043392
I just figured he was holding way back because of all the innocents in the hospital. He can't start throwing icicles and freezing everything without risking the patients and doctors around him. He also doesn't want to kill the purifier, so he has to be careful.

>>93043572
*Jew nose

>>93043826
Nah he barely survived having an ice cube in his heart, when bobby was good again they showed him surrounded by doctors.

>>93043244
This whole thing feels like it could have been a one-shot between arcs in any number of X-Books. Nothing really makes this feel like the first issue of a new series.

>>93043414

If she gave a blow job, what would happen to your dick?

>>93043248
Dropped

>>93043295
This feels like I'm reading the itty bitty baby comoc

>>93043248
if you had a clear mind you wouldn't be talking out loud to yourself

>>93044366
Modern writers forgot that thought bubbles exist.

>>93043426
>Did you kill anyone?

Heh

So the thing I bet from this comic is that Iceman is....gay?

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Gay community?!

>>93043426
>>93043440
So does his parents hate him for being a mutant or for being gay?

>>93044793
They don't know he's gay, so it's just the mutant thing.

>>93043244
So does iceman have to stay in his human for for a while before he can ejaculate or does his sperm have some kind of cold resistance and just swim around in his ice while he changes shape?

>>93043414
>Please don't have bone-growing power.

SHOTS FIRED! MARROW ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>93043300
...why wouldn't he bring his phone? Kid Bobby would have brought his phone.

Well I liked it

>>93043248
Last panel has a lot of potential

this needs more gay, like Iceman being all nervous about taking it in the ass for the first time, buying buttplugs etc

>>93043248
first page is bobby searching for a hard dicking

>>93043248
Requesting "Gorilla Warfare" copypasta edit

>>93043244
Why doesn't he just fuck his past self?

>>93043244
ICEMAN! Featuring none of the other characters featured on this cover! Instead, it's some random ass in hockey pads.

>>93043277
>it's a gay dating site

Just shut the fuck up at post a shirtless pic that gets cut off by the chin

>A site, not an app

Oh, then just shut the fuck up and post a dick pick. Gay guys, we're simple

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>>93045528

>>93045753
Thank you, based anon.

>>93043342
>It's a brown chick.

Of course. Fag Hag detecteed

>>93043414
So if she gives a rim job....

>>93043295
All I wanted from this was an attractive Icetwink, and they've already failed me.

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>>93043244
>Modern Iceman comics

>>93043454
Just when I thought this couldn't infuritlate me more.
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>93045465
Or him watching a younger version of himself getting fucked.
I'm pretty sure alot of gay guys would be into that shit.

>>93045975
You could say the same for any minority right now in Marvel.

>>93045750
SLUUUUTS

>>93045753
noice

>>93045996
Them fucking the same guy would be pretty amazing, it'd redeem this worthless idea.

>>93046499
>they Eiffel Tower the same guy

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>>93045996
I dunno, future present Iceman wanted him to fuck women. Unless he was saying women love being beards?

Also why doesn't he just make his own ice double and fuck the ice double?

>>93044747
He's "bisexual" although in cape comics that's nothing but a way to turn previously straight characters gay.

>>93046520
>They turn into Eiffel Towers and Eiffel Tower the guy

>616 iceman = gay
>kid O5 universe iceman = gay
>AoA iceman = definitely not gay

explain

>>93045977
im more angry about it because its something i do in response to description requests

i dont read this shit to relate to the character god dammit

>>93046805
so you're this book's target demo?
are you a bottom?

>>93046769
>AoA iceman = definitely not gay
Didn't X-Force find him in Thailand?

don't google thai lady boys

>>93046769
05 Jean Grey was willing to use her powers to manipulate Wolverine's body to start a fight so she could selfishly run away instead of going home. Then future 05 Jean was willing to manipulate a bunch of Shield ships to try and start a war to get her way. Is it really so hard to believe that someone that overly selfish and manipulative would fuck with her friends sexuality so she could have a gay best friend?

>>93046850
>are you a bottom?

Wait Bobby takes it up the ass? Never saw him as a bottom.

>>93046527
That future won't pass because was that Iceman is ice-covered closet that refuses to accept the possibility of being a flaming homo.

>>93046851
those are the best types of lady and boy.

>>93043248
>>93043277
Dropped!!!

>>93046886
he is the beta "funny" guy. it took him to be half possessed by apocalypse to behave a bit assertive and all he did was stalk his ex's then

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>>93046900
What about the other recent future where he has a baby?

>>93043261
Had to stop right here.

It doesn't matter what your sexuality is, typing shit like this on a dating profile website is the reason you are forever alone and single.

Also, shut the Fuck up with that I'm an original X-Men shit, the last time you kept mouthing off about that was during Chuck Austen's X-Men run. Let me remind everyone that Austen had Iceman pull this seniority bullshit and everyone thought he was the biggest asshole ever.

Like, a way bigger asshole than current Beast.

Iceman slut shamed and was super racist against "ugly" mutants. It was to conceal his homosexuality, at the time, but it only served to turn him into a huge flaming asshole.

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>>93046851
they dont look like dickgirls, at least not all of them

>>93046991
He goes "screw it" and just posts an emoticon instead at the end of the issue.

>>93046991
It's sad that austin's lead up to bobbt being gay before editors stepped in was much better.

>>93043286
>hits younger self with an ice baseball bat in the back.
>tells younger self he's "tense."

"bobert", stop hitting on your younger self. It's both masturbation and statutory rape.

>>93045649
I was thinking why does he have a three way with his old self and his old self's bf...

>>93047017
You clearly haven't been to thailand.

>>93043938
Good point. But why couldn't he have frozen him in one blast?
>>93044079
Questions that need answering.

>>93047017
>laughs in Siamese
How does that sounds?

>>93046850
i just read this shit because i like seeing the different character designs and the powers in action im not gay at all much less into people i just have no answer if a site asks for a description of myself and usually end up just saying fuck it and posting some stupid bullshit like an emote because im a damn neet

better than the bullshit quotes you catch some people posting like quoting sargon of akkad or some old greek philosopher out of context like some people do if you ask me

Expected really bad after first few pages but it was pretty cool.

>>93047517
Eh if its a dating website that free-text field "about you" is supposed to give you a hint of what kind of person you'd be dealing with for the purposes of a "first date". Like what you like to do for fun, what you enjoy eating, what subjects you enjoy talking about. Its not supposed to be anything deeper than that, and generic quotes dont help either.

>>930e46540
He's not even Marvel bisexual. They couldn't even be bothered with that and made him just flat out gay. They'll probably parade him around as the first gay X-Man they've ever written about or try and say he's the first gay character ever. You know, Marvel's usual patting themselves on the back

>>93047845
nah there was an xmen gay wedding in Liu's astonishing xmen, like 3 years before teen jean made him gay

and rictor came out as gay almost 10 years before

>>93047910
They might try to say that Iceman was gay from the beginning.

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>>93043334
Still telling that lie, huh? Wow. Doesn't mention his actual girlfriend, Opal. Granted she broke up with him because he used her as bait.

>>93048032
His mom thinks she is

>>93043342
Ripping off Hunchback of Notre Dame. Wow, this comic is full of gimmicky shit.

The writer should really be ashamed at the level of hack writing.

>>93047910
Yea but characters like Jubilee, Shang-Chi and Amadeus Cho were around years before Silk yet they tried to claim she was the first Asian superhero. Marvel will ignore whatever they need to make claims that make them look more progressive

>>93043400
No, Bobby, you didn't do shit against Emma Frost.
No Bobby, you didn't help out when Magneto was gassing humans in Manhattan.
Not like you being there was going to prevent Jean's death.

>>93048142
Or how Storm & Black Panther was the first African-American wedding in comics.

>>93047910
Northstar is the first gay Marvel character I think.

>>93048192
i dont see how. there have been older "gay" reveals

>>93048147
what happened to emma? I jumped ship after utopia.

>>93043300
Didn't his parents disown and send a lynch mob after him?

>>93048169
Are either of them American citizens?

>>93048326
No, that's why it was laughable when they announced it with that wording.

>>93043366
>Having ice powers
>not freezing anybody
>just throws ice cubes instead

It's not bad, but it's not good, either. It has potential. I hope this actually goes somewhere other than Bobby's Gay Life.

>>93043300
Why the fuck would they call him when the last time he saw his Dad he froze his fucking heart.

>>93048382
bobby has always been shit at using his powers
thats kind of part of his character

>>93048142
Ignoring previous gay and minority superheroes seems like it would hurt their cause of being progressive.

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>>93046886

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>>93043244
I don't have a problem with iceman being gay but wouldn't it have made more sense to make him frigid?

>>93045753
All is right with the world

>>93048326
Storm's father was from New York

>>93043248
-''My name is Bobby Drake and I like cock.''


Dropped, how blunt can they get??

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>>93043300

>>93048147
>No Bobby, you didn't help out when Magneto was gassing humans in Manhattan.

but that wasn't Magneto, that was Xorn pretending to be Magneto pretending to be Xorn pretending to be Magneto. Or maybe his twin brother.

>>93043325
When are you going to grow up Robert and stop this X-Men business and me down at the Mill?

>>93043342
the purifiers are so hamfisted, they really need to be put of the shelf for a decade.

>>93043295
Not being funny but why does this Romeo fag want to fuck 16 year old Bobby instead of older, buffer, more experienced Bobby?

>>93043244
You suck

>>93044877
he has to be in human form. in his ice form he's completely ice and water now.

>>93043479
>>93043847
Isn't Kitty supposed to be 20? She's a little young to be turning into an old Jewish crone.

>>93047017
That's not 616 Bobby.

That is his clearly straight alternate reality self from AoA.

Funnily enough, AoA Nightcrawler threw AoA Bobby into an oven and burned him to death.

This straight Iceman is long dead, and was "evil."

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>>93048192
technically while Northstar is older Victoria Montesi from 'Darkhold:Pages from the Book of Sins' was gay first as her book came out a year before the Northstar solo book where he came out of the closet

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>>93048382
Meanwhile, over at Planetary.

>>93043400
So assuming there isn't any gross political slant in the company this purifier guy could become a fairly complex recurring character yeah? His motivations become more muddled and gray. His suit and equipment improve as he gains allies as he struggles to save a world that hates and fears him.

>>93048453
Everyone just forgot about Liu's Astonishing X-Men run.

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>>93048267
This was way back in the 90s.

Emma possessed Iceman's body and used the full potential of his powers. He begged her to help him, but she informed him that no one but himself could help him unlock his potential.

Emma red pilled Iceman on his powers.

He then attacked her out of spite.

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>>93049639
And then she got up and kicked his frosty ass.

>>93049505
Would Marvel make a Punisher style anti-hero Purifier who hunted and killed evil mutants just to fuck with X-fags?

>>93043248
gay

>>93046540
>He's "bisexual"
Jean was pretty clear on him being "full gay"

>>93043248
>SingleNotStirred
Not just going straight to Grindr and listing yourself as an inexperienced twink with body morphing abilities. Oh Bobbert your going to be terrible at this gay thing.

>>93050436
IceMAN is a grown adult who is at mid-life crisis

QUESTION does Marvel still charge $4 for their comics?
Cause including covers and extra pages like
>>93043265
This is STILL only like 25 pages long.
That's per page prices high enough I could illegally downloading this and print it on high gloss paper at an Office Depot and get the same cost results.
WHY ARE THESE SO EXPENSIVE FOR SO LITTLE?

>>93050487
He's younger than Spider-Man, who's mid-thirties at best.

>>93050487
>>93050511
Yeah how is he meant to be? I guessed late 20s early 30.

>>93043248
>the first page is just about Bobby being gay

WEW LAD

I still hate his outfit.

>>93050542
Bobby is two years young than Scott, so yeah he should be early 30s or so depending on Sliding Timeline. O5Bobby is anywhere between 16-18 I believe now?

>>93050501
It's been $3.99 US for 20 pages of story for a few years now.

Retailers pay ~$2 to Diamond. I don't know what Diamond's cut is. There is printing costs, etc., so not sure what Marvel makes per copy sold, but it's not much.

This wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be

>>93051937
Emma Frost was 27 in Morrison's run. She should be 31 or 32 if you take into account Secret Wars made everyone age 16 months recently.