Deathstroke #20 Storytime

>>93042629
wait.
so he actually DID see Dr. Manhattan?

then why didn't he turn into a skeleton like Zoom?

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>Puppy

>>93042767
PUPPYYYYY

>>93042784
>inb4 slade kills that dog too

>>93042736
Wait, when did this happen? In what issue of what comic so I can quickly read about it.

I haven't been keeping track recently.

>>93042736
No, he metaphorically saw God, not some blue dude.

>>93042836
Teen Titans Special from last week.
Slade ran into the speedforce and I assume he saw the same thing Wally and Zoom did when they were there.

>>93042868
Holy shit

>>93042868
>uggo Rose
NOOOOOOOOO

>>93042868
I wonder if her sorta precog powers still work.

>>93042934
Lolololololo

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>Power Girl's eyes in second panel

>>93042956
GOD JUST FUCK ALREADY YOU TWO

>>93042934
Hes her daddy alright

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Next:
>“DEFIANCE” part one! A new day has dawned for Deathstroke. Having emerged from the Speed Force a changed man, Slade Wilson takes aim at living a better life—a life in service of justice. But when the world refuses to accept the new Deathstroke, Slade recruits a group of young heroes to join him including including former Teen Titans, Kid Flash and Power Girl, his children, Rose and Jericho, and the bombastic Terra! But has Slade truly shed his villainous past? And what other shadowy forces are working against him? Find out as Deathstroke’s bold new direction begins here!

Here we go.

>>93042993
>implying that's a spoiler

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The end

>>93042804
Poor Rose... I can´t forget this moment when I see him..

>>93042993
>and the bombastic Terra!
HYPE

>>93042846
I thought Tanya was supposed to be a super genius

>>93042868
Wow Priest going in for the gut punch.

>>93042993
Has that girl with the brown hair and white streak showed up before?

>>93042993
The thing I hate the most about Deathstroke is having to wait until the next issue. Something about the character interactions is so addictive.

Is this the most dysfunctional family in DC?

>>93042846
>is given a hormone pill

>"they're telling me to fuck everybody!"

>>93042910
>he still doesn't get it
Isherwood is a lucky man

>>93043060
That's Adeline you fucking casual

>>93043060
>that's Adeline, Slade's ex-wife who supposedly hates him.

>>93042934
>good question
kek, those black fathers am i right

>>93042993
Adeline? Oh shit, that I did not expect.

>>93043052
People good at science are mostly just good at science.

>>93042804
>>93042868
>Bullying a gentle Hmong flower

This is why Joey is worst boy. At least Grant had the decency to be terrible and dead.

>>93042970
She has the pills now, she totally can.

>>93042740
>>93042767
>>93042784
>She's menstruating
>He visits with a puppy and some 'I changed, please forgive me' speech
Slade 'If She's Bleeding She'll Be Needing" Wilson, everybody.

>>93042767
amazing how priest somehow turned slade's serial manipulation and obvious sociopathic tendencies into a running gag that's pretty funny

>>93043075
Yeah, going monthly really sucks...

>>93043113
That was my first thought but then I doubted myself cause she hates him so I questioned why she was there and then questioned who it was and it just went from there.

Reminder that Adeline and Joey were both working for H.I.V.E

>>93042684
Anyone speak Latin and translate this? or whatever the language is

>>93042629
Is this the same 'god' that the Reverse Flash saw when he time traveled?

>>93042993
i though adeline hates him? or is this payment for him destroying her blackmail evidence?

>>93042684
>>93042720
>>93042910
>>93042971
Why is Joe Fixit in a DC comic?

Is it just me or does this issue almost work as if Lazarus Contract barely happened?

I mean you could pick this up immediately after the end of Twilight and the only major discrepancy is Slade can suddenly see again and there's one or two references about him travelling through time.

>>93042846
Slade what did you do

What
did
you
do

>>93043180
My day was going great until you reminded me of this. A whole month until my next dose of Priest? This fucking sucks.

>>93043292
well, it's not like anything actually happened during the 4 issues of Lazarus Contract.

man, that crossover was such a disappointment

>>93043288
After 20 issue you should know by now that Priest writes more realistic than typical white/black shit. It's entirely possible to love someone and hate them at the same time.

>>93043329
Your own damn fault for having high expectations.

>>93042740
>Totoro
>EVA
>ANH poster
>Darth Maul's ship
>Death Star
>Pacific Rim jaegers

anything else I'm missing?

>>93043239
>May almighty God have mercy on you, forgive you your sins, and lead you to life everlasting. Amen.
http://www.traditio.com/office/absoluti.htm

>>93042993
>>93043033
Looks like he recruits Wally and Terra next issue. I wonder how he plans to recruit them.

>>93043396
sex

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>>93043396
Like this

Do we know how the trades are going be organized, which chapters are included in each one?

I'd like to start buying this comic, but at this point I'd rather buy the trades for the older issues, rather than starting to search them on the internet

>>93043468
Eh, trades are slow. Only first is out with Rebirth +1-5 and second will mot likely be 6-11 and third probably 12-18, separate Lazarus contract trade with tie ins and then 20-something.

>>93043604
So if I start buying from the 20th issue I should not end up with finding it again in the trade?
Is DC used to sell the crossover like that?

>>93043735
>Is DC used to sell the crossover like that?
Yeah.

>>93043354
Sailor Moon poster

Anyone scratching Thier head at the bible thumping mixed with gays?
Those two groups are like water not oil.
Gay Christians don't exist do they?

>>93043803
Are you missing the part where Isherwood is basically saying God gave him another chance to repent for his sin?

>>93043803
There were gay repubblicans in the years when they were verboten in the GOP, there are definitely gay christians, particularly in some areas of Europe where being christian is the norm, and being anything else has to be a thought out choice

>>93043803
>Gay Christians don't exist do they?
They absolutely do you dingus

>>93043832
So he's not gay anymore?

>>93043803
Ain't being gay and Christian kinda contradictory?

>>93042740
>If she's bleeding she's fit for breeding
Classy Slade. Real classy.

>>93042868
So hotter than before

>>93042934
>Daddy levels rising

>>93043803
>Gay Christians don't exist do they?

Sure they do. Same way as shellfish eating Christians exist.

>>93042846
So we are 100% sure he is hitting that now, aren't we.

>>93042993
>The Dark Titans

Issue 1 when

>>93043289
>Literally explained on page
Nice comparison, though.

>>93043052
Is she a medical genius or just an engineer?

>>93043296
Nothing, yet.
>>93044163
Eh birth control pills are regularly used for other things besides birth control.

>>93043931
Not really. Gay and Muslim definitely is, though.

>>93042846
She's totally thinking of fucking Slade now that she has pills.

>>93044260
I know it's explained in the page, it was s joke

>>93042868
Jesus that's an injury, wonder if her brain precog powers still work.

>>93043803
They do exist, especially in here in south-america.
I employee some fags that go to church every week, listen to gospel cds and even to the daily prayer through the church radio channel.
I was also friends with a dyke that just like yuri mangas went to an all girls catholic school.
It is more a community thing here then pure religious exploration though, and both were of course not particularly dogmatic.
But I totally think you can make your peace with God nd be gay at the same time.

>>93044163
No, that's the point of the "license to steal" line.

She's taking the pills because she has ovarian cysts.

>>93042617

Lmao. The thumbnail made it look like he had a gun in his mouth.

>>93042893
>>93042910
God I hope it's just a running joke that he never finds out. It's gold.

>>93044297
>>93043931

Only if you're an extremist fundamentalist.

>>93043803
Love the sinner, hate the sin.

>>93043931
It really depends. Ten Commandments are the only part of the old testament anyone follows to a T and not even every denomination puts the same strict importance on the entire written word. And there's obviously stuff no one pays attention to besides like Quakers and shit.

I don't know any Catholics or how that generally works with them but what's important for the story is that he seems to consider it a sin anyway.

>>93042993
I want to fuck Rose even though she's half-hmong

>>93043877
>where being Christian is the norm
So, nowhere?

>>93044847
>So, nowhere?
You obviously never been to Poland

>>93044974
Or Italy

>>93042784
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE DOG IS CUTE

>>93045085
Or Germany

>>93042956
>Using borrowed powers and somebody else's name

BURN

>>93043396
Damien literally just fired wally last week. it likely won't be difficult.

>>93042993
WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL

>>93044297
Have you read American Gods?

>>93043803
It's not like straight christians follow Christ either, especially American ones. They keep voting for the rich to have more money and for poor people to die even though that's something Jesus himself didn't like

>>93042910
lmao
Will Slade ever find out about Isherwood banging Joey?

>>93046178
TEAM DEFIANCE

FROM SLADE'S DUNGEON THEY CAN SEE IT ALL

TEAM DEFIANCE

>>93042993
>The Dark Titans

So the Outsiders

>>93043931
Yeah and so is being covetous and Christian. Every Christian does something against the Bible's teachings.

Maybe accepting it as natural and okay is contradictory, but if you accept people sin and will be forgiven in spite of that then it's all pretty normal shit.

>>93046898
Nope

>>93046898
What even happened to the Outsiders? They never showed up in the New 52 and haven't been in Rebirth.

>>93043235
Maybe they'll show up in Titans

>>93047366
There was a team using the name in Green Arrow New52, but it was not the regular cast of characters

>>93047366
Geo-Force was in a Katana mini or one-shot (whatever it was I didn't read it). I would guess we get a relaunch soon with Black Lightning getting his own show.

So, from the current Team Wintergreen is the only one who MIGHT not have been or not be about to be close to Slade's dick.

>>93042784
Slade's gonna kill the puppy too isn't he?

>>93047723
Nah, he's just going to teach it tricks, like play dead.

>>93047857
>lick that peanut butter off that little niggress

God Slade constantly citing bible quotes just to piss of christian characters for not forgiving him is hilarious.

>>93042585
Fuck we gotta wait a month to the next one now. I hope they give Priest another book to make up for it. Dude has wanted to write Martian Mamhunter for a while now, I say let him have it.

>>93048164
He's doing an Inhumans mini for Marvel soon. I hope he gets a second book I might actually want to read though.

>>93047628
Geo Force might show up in Deathstroke if Priest decides to explore Terra's background.

>>93048188
>Inhuman royal family as runaway teens in the American suburbs

I'm going to read it because it's Priest but ugh, sounds so shitty as a premise.

>>93042993
This book is so damn good. Bravo Priest bravo.

>>93042846
CUTE
but she's like a nerd kid that knows everything about a single subject but won't have a clue about basics of another

>>93042868
what the fuck Joey, how hard did you ONE PUNCH

>>93042868
Sonofawhore.

>>93042993
no matter how you look there's one person in that lineup that doesn't fit

>>93042956
He really does look like colonel Sanders

>>93043052
she's also still a kid

>>93043803
(You)

>>93042868
RUINED

>>93042934
>Deathstroke's super-team is just Slade collecting his real children and a bunch of surrogate children
oh Slade

>>93048899
>Statutory rape
>It's finger licking good

>>93042993
Is Slade going to get high on teens while watching one his sons fuck again?

>>93042702
Is this a dream or a flashforward?

>>93042767
DAMMIT SLADE

>>93042868
I wanna lick her scalp

>>93050069
With those stitches, you'd risk giving her an infection, you'd have to lick around them.

>>93042868
priest I swear to god if you hook up rose with hosun i'm gonna go to your house and strangle you

>>93050371
Hosun is apparently based on a friend of his so it's a bit of a wish fulfillment insert.

>>93050371
hosun is a prieststroke original?

>>93042910
The pedophile needs to apology to Joey right now.
He is too pure to cry. ;_;

>>93043803
That's why Isherwood said that his sins caught up with him.

>>93042868
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE REALLY MARRIED HIM

>>93050371
Wasn't she fucking some random guy that Deathstroke hired to kill her in the beginning of this run? Of course she is going to fuck this loser too.

>>93051130
iirc she made a big deal about the fact they they WEREN'T fucking.

"It's about OWNING your sexuality" or whatever dumb thing she said

>>93051130
She didn't fuck "Richard" real name Luis who is the son of Pat Trayce aka Vigilante That Was Boning Slade.

Adeline hired him gave him the alias "Richard", for those extra keikakus

>>93051203
>>93051288
Oh, I assume she was just lying to her father and they were fucking.

>>93043396
Isn't Terra still on ice?

>>93051726
not in a month!

>>93051203
>But daaaaaaaaaaad, it's about owning your sexuality, not being owned by it
>stop spewing bullshit and suck the cock of the man I hired to kill you so I can have an excuse to hang out with you

>>93052090
rose belongs to nightwing's harem not that beta fag hosun

>>93051288
Adeline subtly triggering rose's lusting for richard grayson

>>93051726
She hasn't shown up since the New 52, but I'm pretty sure she appears in the next issue.

>>93043347
To be fair that series also had a bad case of covers and promo not being what the crossover entailed at all. I.e. Deathstroke actually fighting any of that lot. They just deus ex psychomachina'd their way into an easy end

>>93042846
>Tanya has PCOS
She's going to get hairy as fuck.

>>93042846
>Tanya is now on birth control
>>93042910
>Slade still doesn't know Isherwood railed Joey

>Priest keeps insinuating Slade has banged teenage girls
>Slade is gonna bang Tanya
>Isherwood said Slade would do terrible things to him if he found out

So this is all to make Slade look like a massive hypocrite when he finds out about his friend and Joey right?

>>93042846

Slade's gonna fill Power Girl up with his power. which is his dick.

This issue is a big reminder Chris Priest is also a literal priest. I should read his ministry stuff sometime.

I'm still not convinced he actually did anything with Joey before it would have been proper. The closest thing to a suggestion was the codename scene.

>>93053106
It's really interesting. His blogwars with the haters about the crossover got me to read a ton of his theological stuff, and it's really fascinating. He's a bizzare mix of right and left wing politics combined with a lot of common sense.

>>93042832
So we still didn't find out who killed his fiance?

>>93053202
One can argue that Joey initiated because Isherwood groomed him. He knows full well Slade's going to torture him to death if he finds out regardless.

>>93042767
>>93043177

Has slade always been this disconnected or did the speedforce give him autism?

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>>93042846
SHE'S GOING TO GET STROKE'D SOON

BASED PRIEST IS GOING TO DO IT, THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>>93042846
How many minors has Slade been romantically involved with?

>>93053718
Terra

>>93053203
Do you have links to those? I figured he was the type of guy to avoid social media.

>>93053840
No, it's on his own (super old) website here: http://lamerciepark.com/wp/

Last 7 entries are about the crossover and fan reaction. He has a lot of really interesting responses.

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>>93053840
He lurks.

>>93053911
I imagine a lot of creators do but don't actually link and quote

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>>93053911
>Priest probably lurks in storytimes of his threads
>he could be here RIGHT NOW

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>>93053911
hi priest

>>93053980
If he's here: I love you based Priest, please keep Joey suffering because it's hilarious

>>93049942
I think it's just a metaphor for how he feels

>>93053911
dear lord , the part where he describes busting into the editor/writer room and calling everyone idiots

>>93054346
But Joey is too pure to suffer

>>93053896
There's also this old-ass website:
http://digitalpriest.com/legacy/comics/start.html
It contains some of the old stories of working at Marvel, including the "I had a room full of black people talking while waiting for the payroll to come by, and therefore management thought I was trying to start a black supremacist movement" story

>>93054661
Reminds me of a chapelle act, like
>No one hates niggers more than decent black people. Dem niggers are fucking shit for the rest of us.

>>93054655
That's why it's good. Like along the lines of a corruption fetish.

>>93042736
Mahattan probably didn't want to kill him.

Zoom actually talked to and apologized to Manhattan before he killed him.

Maybe this is a part of his plan? Like how making Batman doubt himself was a part of his plan.

>>93053718
>>93053787
and Poprocket

>>93054918
literally who

>>93054822
But that's not hilarious, that's just sexy.

>>93055529
But the arousal is secondary. I primarily experience mirth.

No pls. Tanya is too cute and pure to get STROKED

>>93055809
Joey got railed by an older man and he's still cute and pure tho

>>93053718
Just one but he's horny for more.

>>93054661
There are some really good essays on there. Someone on CBR was surprised at the "license to steal" line, but if you've read his essays on sex, it's pretty much expected.

>>93042934
holy shit my sides

hi mr priest include me in the recap page

Hey Priest. Deathstroke is best ongoing at DC and its a fucking crime if you don't win that Eisner

>>93059785
The Eisners are already bullshit since Shade and Flintstones weren't even fucking nominated

>>93059808
had to make room for mockingbird and FAiTh

>>93059808
RIP
It would make people salty if more than half the nominations came from DC

>>93059946
well maybe the other companies should step their fucking games up since DC is dropping trou and shitting all over them

>>93059986
It makes me salty that Shade wasn't nominated.

>>93059808
They would've if they were any good.

>>93059808
I still can't grasp it. Flintstones received universal acclaim. It isn't just a great comic, it's a great read in general. Mockingbird was loud and trying to break social taboos or whatever but it's so mediocre when compared to flintstones, which did the same thing in a more subtle, funny, reasonable ande generally enjoyable way.

>>93054750
>Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger, boy I hate a nigger! I wish they would let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
-Chris Rock

>>93049033
KEK

>>93046898
Titans East more like it.

>>93054179
comics not going to be out for 4 more months and it's already a fount of reaction images

>>93062409
But Nightwing's Titans are already operating out of New York. They are the Titans East, and Damian's team is the West.

>>93042767
>slade saying sorry

ITS THE GAMES SLADE WILSON PLAYS

>>93055809
Can't beat the 'stroke

>>93042599
wat

>>93065289
looks like dumb bullshit

>>93042784
I have a special set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you fuck me now, that will be the end of it. But if you don't, I will find you. I will kill the puppy. And then you will forgive me. And you will fuck me anyway.

>>93042868
At least she's healing nicely, may have to shave again but if shouldn't be visible in a year or two.

>>93047632
You don't believe that yourself do you?
Now, where's that Terminal Lance strip about fondling balls...

>>93065335
I sort of expect THE CHAUVINIST to pop in.

>>93065382
Does Rose have some of Slade's healing ability? Or rather, does THIS Rose have it?

>>93067385
She has the precog powers so I don't see why that would be excluded.

>>93067503
Okay, so cracked skull won't bother her for too long. Good. I like my Ravager badass, not sidelined by skull fragments.

>>93067567
She's right there at the end in her costume so Slade seems to think she's fit enough.

>>93042846
So will Terra and Power Girl fight over Slade or what

>>93068116
I hope not. That would seem like a betrayal of Tanya's character.