/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Coke >pepsi

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Poel

Remember the /sug/ zeemap?

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2538280#

>>93042526
nope

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GROPE THE AGATE

>>93042533
well aren't you glad I reminded (You)

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>>93042482
why are blue gems so much better than every other gem?

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>>93042526
Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time

I wanna suck Lapis' feet so bad

>>93042594
footfags are worse than gays.

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>>93042614
Let's bring back the Fang Gang!

If you were able to have one of the gem's gem and their gem's placement on your body, and one single power what would you want?

(Ex. You choose Pearl's gem, so you have an oblong pearl on your head, and you choose to have photokinesis, so you basically have a built in flashlight at all times. or get Lapis gem and you now have water wings to fly with, but only that, you cant control water.)

note: shattering or cracking them gem just
makes what you use the gem for gone or messed up.

Me I'd like either Lapis with water wings

or Pearl and the stick things into gem and pull them out when I need em.

or just their general super speed.

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>>93042526
>there are /sug/faggots within 40 miles of me

>>93042625
That's so hot

>>93042647
You must purge them Anon.

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>>93042661
right? Fangs are sexy

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I love Peridot!

>>93042625
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>>93042674
this is what lost causes look like, folks.
just kys

>>93042678
no you don't

>>93042614

A meaningless modifier. But yes, some of us footfags are obnoxious.

Most of us are quiet, however.

Although I must say this show is not exactly a treasurehouse anyway.

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>>93042688
don't repress your lust for FANGS

>>93042642

Amethyst and shapeshifting.

Almost naturally, I'd say. Why would you need water wings?

Plus her gem placement makes it easy to keep out of sight and protect it if need be.

>>93042704
>some of us footfags are obnoxious.
>Most of us are quiet, however.
just like gays
but worse

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>>93042674
>>93042713

So sexy.

yo, you sug nigger in belleville, Illinoios meet me in montgomery city, MO and fight me
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2538280#

>>93042728

What of gay footfags?

Bonus round: How about lesbian foot fags?

>>93042776
Lesbian is just another word for gay, and footfags and gays both need to be mocked/shunned.

>>93042761
don't forget to record it

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>>93042526
There are three of you that are about 2 hours away from me and one of them is a pearlfag

>>93042739
Rose quartz is disgusting and obese, she just ruined fangs

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>>93042739
They are,
but if that's the quality of fanart you find sexy I won't hold it against you

>inb4 'burp' edit

You'd all be better of dead.

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>>93042526
Way too many Dutchanons here.

>>93042906
we already are

>>93042647
Thats to close for comfort

Why the fuck can't you all just be miserable, you all fucking deserve that.

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>>93042928
>3spooky5me

r/ing the caps from Zukes tumblr where she calls Sugar an abusive narcissist

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>>93043022

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>>93042955
We are anon

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>>93043041
>at least you're not a natcissist with a children's tv show

>>93043079
You deserve it. I hope it gets worse and eats you from the inside out

>>93042594
I wanna lick Lapis navel.

>>93042482
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/6fqxgg/steven_has_his_priorities_straight/

>>93043178
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/6fktv1/rant_im_getting_sick_of_this_stupid_moneysaving/

>>93042577
https://youtu.be/wV7nWVYQoK4

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>>93043123
It already has

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>>93042526
>only 3 spainfags
>I'm not one of them

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>>93042526

>fatpis poster in my city

>>93043178
I like the image on that girl's tumblr of Aquamarine uprooting and destroying Lapidot.

>>93043178
>All those posts rationalizing and supporting Steven
Why am I not surprised?

>>93043210
GOOD I HOPE IT FUCKING CONSUMES YOUR SOUL TILL YOURE JUST A FUCKING HUSK. GODDAMN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I FUCKING HATE YOU

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>>93043178
>>93043200
Why are you linking reddit threads here

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>>93043210
here you go pal

>>93043200
>>93043178
This entire fandom is cancer, we are worse than bronies. I hope in the future we all have painful and horrific deaths.

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>>93043240
You're too late anon
I have been nothing but a empty husk for a long time now

>>93043178
The comment sections is divided by 2 types of people
>people who say nice meme and justify why he acted the way he acted
>people saying this is okay because kevin is an ass

>>93043231
>It's about the motivation, not the action tho
Because in the end Hitler wasn't a bad guy; he just had Germany as his motivation.

>>93043279
But when Aquamarine is an ass, everyone loves her.

>>93043263
I don't know, fb hell group is pretty funny and has some great people there. annoying reddit users I try to avoid

>>93043273
I don't fell sorry for you. You fucking deserve to feel miserable. I hope it gets worse. I hope you fucking destroy yourself. You deserve this, you deserve to never have a shrewd of happiness in your life. I don't know you, but I know I want you to suffered. I want you to be fucking miserable everyday for the rest of your life. I want you to wake up and struggle to find a reason to get out of bed.

Fuck you.

>>93042642
Probably Steven's. I'm a total wuss.

As for powers, definitely healing orifices.
Would having a gem make you innately able to fuse?

>>93043041
What if the healthy and queer relationship being uprooted and destroyed isn't about lapidot but about pearlmethyst? Isn't zuke originally a pearlmethystfag?

>>93043302
she's a good character with a shitty design who holds contempt for enemies and treats her underlings with enough force to guide them in the direction she sees best without destroying them emotionally.

she lets topaz and topaz stay fuck buddies and puts them in time out instead of having them destroyed and destroying herself.

she is both good cop and bad cop stuffed into a smileyface with a dress.

kevin wanted to dance with a pretty girl.
but fucked off after a bit.

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>>93043178
>Being Kevin is worse than genocide imo

>>93043302
Aquamarine is an actual character

>>93043263
After a horrific life I was expecting a decnt death, but heh.

Please say you all realise how cancerous the majority of this fandom is? Do you all see it now? I'm not fucking crazy.

>>93043313
wew

Does anyone have those weird ass drawings. You know the ones. The ones with the eyes. And the never ending anguish. Those.

>>93043383
she only has as much screen time as kevin

>>93043313
It's funny because I feel like that everyday but you telling me to do it causes the contrary effect

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>>93043389

>>93043408
these ones?
http://charcoalman.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>93043389

when has /sug/ ever not hated the fandom?

>>93043302
That's because she's a legitimate threat, and has a funny accent.
ALSO SHE THREATENED TO KILL JAMIE

>>93043425
And yet shes still a better character.
Kevin is just a bully who only exists so stevonnie can be developed.

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>>93043445
AAAAAAAAAAAyesthankyouAAAAAAA

I just had a thought, what would happen if a fusion committed a crime and then unfused? Would all involved be treated as criminals or would they be forced to fuse again for the duration of their sentence? Let's go with Earth justice system since we don't know exactly how gem justice works.

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Is a fandom really cancer or is it just the vocal minority making it look bad.

>>93043429
I'm going to stop posting, knowing you'll be like this tomorrow. I just want you to know I hate you. I absolutely hate you from the bottom of my heart. I wish you were never born, you probably think I'm just writing this to be XD Funny, no. I really fucking do hate you. You absolute waste of oxygen. I fucking hope you get run over

>>93043492
Both, unless the fusion was forced in which case we can assume the one forcing it was in control.

>>93043389
I know and I don't care. The fanbase can't influence my enjoyment of this show.

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>>93043492
This is a case for Zircons

>>93043506
Tumblr is the MAJORITY, like it nor not, now what can you extrapolate from that?

>>93043492
it depends, ruby and sapphire fused but only ruby was going to be shattered for it.
if the gems were allowed to fuse they'd all be of the same rank and would be treated equally.
but some gems are lenient like aquamarine, and would only put their underlings in time out.
YD poofed two zircons for even suggesting that she killed her sister though.

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>>93043472
Aquamarine x Kevin, when?

>>93043472
I always hate when a character only exists to develop another one

>>93043508
Good night anon <3

>>93043471
>That's because she's a legitimate threat
not without her limb enhancers

>>93043506
>>93043537
That can really be said of any modern cartoon?

>>93043537
Tumblr isn't the majority. The majority are underage kids in america who don't even know what tumblr is.

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>>93043537

what if tumblr isn't a single entity, but instead a website made up of many different people?

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>>93043559
Something's wrong with your post there.

>>93043546
Kevin could work if he was revamped as this Johnny Bravo casanova character. He could stand on his own and get more interaction out of other characters.

>>93043585
I meant her bow/wand
that shit's not natty.

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>>93043541
Kevin is for Jamie

>>93043580
Many different people with the same fucking views, all those who opposed have been run off.

>But 4chan!
Yes, because /pol/ and /co/ are the same mindset, totally.

>>93043472
>>93043546
Kek, considering that Stevonnie is still underdeveloped as fuck, Kevin's whole reason for existing ended in failure.

>>93043597
I would approve if Jamie weren't already straight.

>>93043592
True but I dont think the crew intend to ever develop him like that
He hit on Stevonnie so clearly he is unredeemable

>>93043558
Just fuck off. I fucking despise you.

>>93043597
does Kevin disrespect women cause he like men?

>>93043537
Tumblr is the majority of vocal fans. But that itself doesn't say much because tumblr is the easiest platform to find fanart and people who like the same thing you do so that's generally true for anything. That said SU has more cancerous fanbase than most things but there's still plenty of people who enjoy the show who don't give a crap about all the imaginary issues they sperg out about on tumblr and twitter.

>>93043601

Are you sure about that?

>>93043627
>portraying gays as the bad guy
jews don't do this

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>>93043614
Jamie could be bi anon, he is a theater boy after all

>>93043601
And the su fanbase and su critical on tumblr are even more opposed than /pol/ and /lgbt/

>>93042907
That's the strenght of our nation. We might be small but you find us everywhere.

>>93043655
only female gays are good gays

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>>93043596
That just means more hidden powers.

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>>93043655
Hmm?

>>93043666
That isn't true. Tumblr is a collection of hiveminds, it's not like the boards here.

>>93043660
Yes because no one on this show is straight, that is impossible.

>>93043642
I am sure. I wouldn't post that otherwise.

>>93043655
>who are the diamonds
>who are lapis, jasper, peridot and pearl
>who isbismuth

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>>93043693
What show have you guys been watching?

>>93043601
Those who opposed have learned to cut themselves off from the loud cancerous yelling so you simply don't see them. /pol/ is leaking to all boards so you constantly see the edgiest of idiots who just found 4chan and think they're clever and funny by spamming other boards. So in a way yes, they do have the same mindset.

>>93043597
>>93043660
One of the weirdest ships besides Lapis x Jamie.

>>93043660
>>93043706
On tumblr, if you're straight you're bi but if your gay, you're super gay.

>>93042526
>There are /sug/ulites here in upstate new york
nice

>>93043706

i can't tell if this is a joke post or if someone has really drank the kool-aid and takes internet tribalism a little too seriously

>>93042482
SU Critical, where you at?

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>>93043623
Is Kiki irredeemable too?

>>93043775
How about you fuck off to whatever tribe you came from?

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>>93043706
Why do you think hes straight tho
Hes only been shown attracted to a sexless gem composed of smaller sexless gems
Jamie could be into anything we just dont know

>>93043655
>Lars and Steven are straight

>>93043835
By that logic, I'm allowed to ship the Gems with men.

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>>93042526
>1 other fag in Winnipeg
>also likes a Pearl
coo

>>93043835
Garnet is feminine just fuck off. He is straight you stupid cunt.

>>93043800
No shes a girl so its okay!

>>93042955
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>>93043429
>>93043558
>>93043625
>>93043508

If this doesn't get into an sug simulator my jimmies will be rustled.

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>>93043856
No one is stopping you from doing that? There are plenty of people who do ship them with men
>>93043860
Its just a silly ship anon no need to get so bent out of shape

>>93043835
It's strange; on his own, Kevin is less than Hitler in the eyes of reddit and Tumblr.
But when he's paired with Jamie, he's suddenly a sweetheart.

>>93043860
Everyone is bi until confirmed otherwise. Jamie isn't the exception to this rule.

>>93043922
>No one is stopping you from doing that? There are plenty of people who do ship them with men
You say this yet every time I post or even like Pewey art, I'm suddenly contributing to lesbian erasure.

>>93043937
Thanks giant fucking true, you're not "bi till confirmed" fuck you. People like you are ruining this show.

>>93043703
Needs and edit of YD having a hickey

>>93043846
Since when are lars and steven bad guys tho?

>>93043937
Greg Needs a Boyfriend fags until onto this for a while.
Then The Zoo happened. Now there's only a few of these fags, forever in denial.

>>93043928
That's because, according to Reddit/Tumblr, gay people are literal angels and can't do anything wrong. Making him gay makes him automatically good.

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>>93043210
Life is a never-ending torrent of misery fampai

>>93043986
exactly my point

>>93043973
In real life it doesn't work like that no. But in fiction? Sure as hell does. Especially in a show like Steven Universe where there's a race that solely consists of female space queers.

>>93043954
>>93043991
And have you actually seen the people pushing for bi Pearl because she can't possibly be a lesbian? I think both sides can be disgusting to be honest. I'm fine with shipping as long as people don't try to shove their "canon" down other peoples throats.

>>93043973
They're cartoon characters anon
Unless their sexuality has been confirmed by the creators themselves saying their bi is free game

Its like people who say pearl is bi, shes only been shown to be attracted to women so far but that doesnt stop peeps from shipping her with Greg?

Anybody's got that fan animation of Peridot reforming naked in front of Yellow Diamond?

Stop getting mad over the sexuality of useless townies.
Who gives a shit anyways.

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>record scratch
>freeze frame
Yep that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here, but first, we need to go way back.

>>93043994
That's explains why people like the gays in FE Echoes.

>>93044066
Better than arguing about Jasper and Lapis.

>>93044069
I want to fuck Moonstone so fucking hard that she'd have to sue me afterwards.

>>93043928
Kevin is a bad boy, so he is the seme to Jamie's uke. Tumblr's gayboy pairings are pretty much the same broad archtypes recycled over and over. I'm not condemning it, teenage girls can do whatever they want.

>>93044088
it's equally as shitty, this is just new.

also where does the show go from here?

Which gem do you want to bully you more, japser, or holly blue agate

>>93044045
>>93044054
When it comes to shipping, SU is simple.
You know who's going to end up with who and by extension, you already who's gay and who's straight.
That being said, so long as you're not a Templar Knight from Tumblr or DeviantArt, ship who you want if that's what pleases your heart/genitals.

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Hey kid, buy my game.

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>>93044054

>>93043954
Ehh I was talking more here, tumblr ya you'll get that, I just block out those people tho

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>>93044030
Ohh gotcha

>>93044143
Yeah, here all shipping is equally cancerous. There's no one taking moral high ground or anything.

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>>93044139
Oh and the source
https://soundcloud.com/reaganomicspodcast/the-rebecca-sugar-episode

>>93043913
Do people here actually give a shit about that tryhard, low-effort series?

>>93044103
We now a direct pipeline to HW.
Obviously, we're getting more exposition.

>>93044183
Sugar's confirmed we'll get pre-war Homeworld stuff, so expect more of that.

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>>93044139
That doesn't necessarily prove Grearl will happen but it, THANK GOD, debuks Pearl x MG. I thought Rebecca had gone mad for putting Pearl with a Rose-look-alike.

On that note, Grearl i pretty sweet and even if they don't end up together, I'll still think they have the best relationship.

Would a Jasper-Pearl fusion be stable? They're both huge fusion sluts

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>>93044139
Pearl can't get together with Greg, she's not a big enough woman

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>>93044066
Exactly
In the end these townies are pretty irrelevant so who cares

>>93044139
Finally, after centuries of pining for women, Pearl realizes only a man can make her truly happy.

>>93044209
A relationship of pure hate on Pearls side and spite, not to mention that Pearl tried to kill his son.

Yeah bro, fuck you. Pearl is a shit cunt and your ship is fucking garbage.

>>93044209
Pearl is basically Steven's mom so it would work out in the end I think.

>>93044045
>And have you actually seen the people pushing for bi Pearl because she can't possibly be a lesbian
No but I have seen keyboard warriors attack people (if said people are gay/bi themselves) for even suggesting that Pearl be next to a man.
Meanwhile, they wallow in Ponnie or gay Greg ships.

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>>93044220
The man who cucked her

>>93044227
Does it trigger you that Pearl is by far the most popular character in the show, faglord?

>>93044169
What point in the podcast is this confirmed?

>>93044227
I think it's a relationship where they bth learn to forgive. Pearl forhave Greg for taking his woman, Greg forgives Pearl for being such a bitch. It's in my opinion pretty seet to see these two get along and ultimately be united through their love for Steven and Rose.

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>>93044139
>>93044169
>hey shtuball, how would you like a little brother?
>MORE THAN ANYTHING!
>good good, because i killed pearl.

>>93044210
after a redemption arc with jasper maybe, but she has growth to do and inner peace to achieve

she's pre-tiger millionaire amethyst with a tragic background instead of tragic genetics right now (and no steven for which to giant woman it up in defense of).

>>93044210
>Would a Jasper fusion be stable
Not for as long as Jasper doesn't learn to love herself. Pearl already had this kind of development, Jasper still needs to get it,

>>93044218
I'm not really into yaoi, but I like seeing this ship, if only because it's the only fanart where people aren't going "fuck Kevin".

>>93044209
Im...pretty sure thats not a serious blog.

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>>93044139
>>93044169
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>>93044220
Grearl is cute and perfect. CUTE AND PERFECT

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>>93044259
That's how Homeworld is going to be defeated.

Though Dick, Victory.

>>93044245
Not really. Becky's favourite character is Greg and Steven is the main character. You're a shit cunt because you're pushing a fucking hurtful bastard with someone who doesn't deserve it.

>>93044258
Taking her woman? What the fuck is wrong with you? You can't own someone else you fucking cunt. Oh imagine if the genders ere reversed imagine if Pearl was make and Greg was female. Let's see Tumblr idolise greal or pearl and rose.

>>93044286
Tumblr hates Grearl on principle.
The fuck are you talking about?

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>>93044259

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>>93044147

https://justsoyouknowstevenuniverse.tumblr.com/
This blog is fake, they provide fake sources all the time. sorry grearlfags

>>93044286
Becky´s favorite character changes every week.
Sometimes it´s peridot, sometimes it´s garnet, sometimes it's Steven, sometimes it's Greg and sometimes its pearl.

>>93044209
Please dont tell me you actually believe that source

>>93043728
Chadsper is the goodest gay. She is relieving your mother's stress with orgasms as we speak

>>93044332
>This blog is fake, they provide fake sources all the time.
Not fake enough to avoid Ian's wrath.

>>93044333
Sure. I don't really care.

>>93044286
You sound like someone who unironically browses RoK, dude

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>>93044139
good
hate that cunt
what if the reason she's not returning her calls is because she's getting the murderdick?

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>>93044139
Oh god, just imagine the butthurt that would flow from SU Critical if this actually ends up happening.

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>>93044278
Truthfully thats why I like it to
Its the only way to really find decent art of him

>>93044385
>WHY DOESN'T ANYONE HATE THE CHARACTER I HATE REEEEEEEE

Fag

>>93044286
No you fag. I'm saying Greg was the love rival that ended up winning Roses heart in the end. none of the men before him mattered, and pearl was fine with it, but Greg won, and Rose chose him and loved him. Greg isn't at fault for this, but Pearl was logically bitter about it. Pearl has to forgive Greg, and I'm sure as hell she already did. And greg forgave pearl. that was the whole point of Mr. Greg

>>93044414
>SU Critical
Anon, we're talking a full blown Tumblr meltdown. It'd be the asshurt about Jashi but multiplied ten fold.

>>93044338
What about lapis?

>>93044358
>Ian's wrath
What?

>>93044395
What the fuck is RoK you phoneposting bastard?

>>93044463
Good, I hope that happens. It means that SU Critical would be in the wrong because Pearl and Greg have history together, they both love Steven and they actually have chemistry.

>>93044476
Return of Kings.
It's basically /r9k/ given life.

>>93044476
>phoneposting bastard

OH NO SOMEONE ACTUALLY LEAVES THEIR HOUSE

>>93044408
How can you hate her? You don't know anything about her except she eyes up women, like to go to the concerts of garagebands and steals coffee.

>>93044454
No, you wrote it as if Pearl owned Rose you fucking Tumblurite and now you're trying to go back on what YOU wrote. You are fucked in the head,

>>93044502
>LEAVES THEIR HOUSE
>still posts on the internet
how fucking gay do you have to be?

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>>93044212

>>93043090
who is he/she?

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>>93044463
>>93044479
if we´re talking about full tumblr meltdown, what we need is jaspis to be canon. Right now pearl and greg have a healthy relationship so they might not be as many triggered fags as we hope.
But if jaspis becomes canon then SU critical will blow the fuck up like liberals on election night.

>>93044527
Your autism is showing

>>93044479
Oh anon, SU Critical is always in the wrong.

>>93044518
>No, you wrote it as if Pearl owned Rose you fucking Tumblurite
>projecting your faggotry this hard

>>93044518
I said it like that because that's exactly how pearl views it. she's antagonistic as fuck towards Greg because she feels he's taking something important from her.

>>93044536
That's Lauren "Can't Juke the" Zuke.

>>93044546
>says the guy who leaves his house to post on the internet

>>93044470
Let's just say that Ian made a mistake a long time ago, back when he was still with SU.

>>93044572
>says the retard who doesn't understand what the concept of a smartphone is for, and how people use them in their day to day life

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I just got back from Uni and what the fuck is this I'm hearing about Pearl ditching Mystery Girl and maybe getting with Greg?
Is this seriously real or am I being played again?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACJvVpPyqsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RN5SqvY4dE

>>93044549
>Pearl forgave Greg for taking her woman.
>HER WOMAN
Nice try Tumblr.

>>93044550
You view it like that you fucking hideous beast, you wrote it like that, you view it like that. Buts it's okay for Pearl to own Rose, because she is a lesbian and that makes it okay. Oh and a woman, so it's fine.

Just fuck off back to tumblr

>>93044528
>role reversal

this is my fetish

>>93044593
I bet that this fucker is like a hardcore MGTOW faggot, and proud of it

>>93044590
this is too much new for me to deal with

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>>93044542
Thatd be hilarious
And so many of them ship lapidot to, the butthurt would be wonderful

>>93044593
I'll just leave it at that, I don't think it's worth arguing with someone with so much tunnel vision.

>>93044590
its some retards believing or trolling with a parody blog.

>>93044603
>hardcore MGTOW faggot
>whining about people disliking cuckoldry
no he's some sort of tumbler retard pretending he's not

>>93044592
That THICC yellow has be salivating
2nd vid is pretty scary tho

>>93044603
What the fuck is mgtow? Why can't you fuckers just speak fucking normally and not use your shitty Tumblr acronyms for everything.

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Are you all looking forward to Gretel being canon?

>>93044139
what if this was the uprooting

>>93044592
performances in cosplays of SU always make me cringe, even if they are good.
The rainbow quartz cosplayer from a while back was hot as fuck but that video of her dancing made me cringe,even if her dance was amazing.

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>>93044590
I was the one who posted >>93044139 and >>93044169
I had no idea the blog was fake. It seemed believable at first.

>>93044650
Steven Universe epilogue

All the gems have become their children

Steven has several thousand step sisters now.

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>>93044590
Nah I mentioned something about Greg and pearl shipping, in which this person responded with this >>93044139 which has sparked into the mess we have now.

None of it is true tho

>>93044684
That's alot of murderdickin

>>93044684
>>93044697
I read fanfic with a similar premise.

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>>93044677
Look what you have done

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>>93044684
>Gem genocide
Was this Greg's plan all along? how did we not see it coming?

>>93044677
This how the blog got shut down in the first place!

Would you fuck a cosplayer of your gemfu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3v_B0IuS1Y

So wait preg is canon

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Need to do some warmups give me some requests.

>>93044754
We gotta keep pushing this rumor until ian gets mad again

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>>93044785
Greg's gonna "preg" that bitch hard.

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>>93044780
Jaspers body type is practically impossible IRL so no.

>>93044785
Yes

This is neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDwvicHRBo

>>93044240
How are they even going to fit this character into future episodes?

It feels like we're reaching a level of plot velocity where side shit like Pearl getting pinked by a huge punk amazon doesn't really fit anywhere.

I mean, the Diamonds know about Steven know. It's on. Or it should be on, anyway.

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>>93044785
Yep, the uprooting was about pearl not being a lesbian

>>93044814
>Jaspers body type is practically impossible IRL so no.
and not possible at all natty, which means she couldn't breed if she were human.

>>93044789
Aquamarine being smug.

>>93044820
What if MG was a spy for Homeworld?
I'm only being half serious about this.

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I think Jasper and Pearl forming another type of Opal would be cool, given Jasper's parallels to Amethyst. (Matrix Opal)

>>93044780
This was hard to watch
Please never post that again

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>>93044820
I think Mystery Girl was just so Pearl could finally complete her arc of getting over Rose and moving on with life.
I don't think were going to see Mystery Girl she might get mentioned every now and then but she's not really meant to be a character.
She just helps bring Pearls hang up over Rose to a close in a nice way.

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>>93044814
There was a damn good skinny jasper cosplayer though.

>>93044789
that is fucking terrifying and steven getting bullied

>>93044820
I don't think she'll appear ever again. I think she's just a stepping stone for Pearl's running arc of learning to love herself without needing a relationship for it.

Sorry pearl shipperfags but this also means Pearl won't have an endgame ship.

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>>93044867
Yes I would like this as well.

Jasper and Pearl both need to learn to love themselves before a relationship happens though.

and Jasper really hates them all for murdering her mom so steven would be absolutely ZERO help in attempting to fuse them

>>93044891
Strong women are the best women to dominate
There's nothing great about skinnys or fattos.

>>93044908
I'm pretty sure Connie x Steven will be the only endgame ship besides Garnet. This way, everyone ship is still valid.

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>>93044789
Yellow Diamond in The Trial, but in a chicken suit.

>>93044867
>Another Opal but more buff
MUH DICK

>>93044949
>more buff
and tan.

>>93044934
And Lars x Sadie

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>>93042482
I love Lapithyst

>>93044908
Kat already confirmed she was coming back tho

But I do agree on not seeing how she'll fit into the story now

>>93042794

Why?

>>93042862

It was just a sketch, really. Hmmmm.

>>93042907

...There do appear to be disproportionally many of us...

...Which is weird, considering our dub is the worst of all.

Seriously. Listen to this.

Original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ussqi3nagrQ

Italian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8

German:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_5ZbJnHn2Q

Dutch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxX46TTKx_c

There is a proverb: 'Dutch is not a language but a speech impediment'.

>>93044780
The Rose cosplayer looks so bored.

>>93044991
I was waiting for you

If "The Band" is indeed the next episode, what do we think it entails?

This is the first time in a while where there's been an active focus in the show that would make going back to Townie stuff stick out like a sore thumb. At the very least during Summer of Steven and after getting Greg back there was an excuse for downtime, but every day Lars is on Homeworld he's in more and more danger with only other rejects to keep him company.

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>>93042594
I want to suck her toes.

>>93044883
>Pearl finally gets over Rose.
>Decides that hooking up with MG is unhealthy.
>Sees other people.
>Hooks up with Dewey/Greg.
How much salt would there be?

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>>93044986
I feel like that ship sunk

>>93045008
Fuck no. Why are we getting this mystery girl shoved down our throats?

>>93045044
what is this faggot shit?

>>93045028
Maybe they get all the CGs together, and do something, as a result of the first four episodes

>>93045034
Holy fuck dude same omg

>>93045044
She's a qt, I hope she'll recover eventually.

>>93042955
>>93043123

What did we do that deserves misery? What are you, a Calvinist?

>>93043263

Seriously, get help.

>>93043313

Why? What is wrong with you?

>>93045053
Because pearl has had zero episodes since bad pearl
it's just a continuation of her plot line which leads to learning to love herself instead of needing others to love her.

>>93045008
>>93045053
Maybe MG will be plot important somehow.

>>93045044
Based non-leaker kid. She made the Wanted bomb 10x more exciting.

>>93045044
Please survive sweet child.

>>93045059
How dare you talk shit about our generous make-a-wish kid.

>>93043913
Yeah, when it comes out in another year and a half

>>93045087
You're part of this fandom, that is why.

>>93045088
If this MG plotline doesn't end in Pearl realizing her unhealthy obsessions and breaking it off then I will be disappointed.

>>93045089
Please no

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>>93045028
I think the band refers to the crystal gems+ peridot, lapis, Greg and Connie getting together to build a ship in order to get lars

Though I can't help but think of what that one person said about lars not being a character on the show at all anymore

So who knows

>>93045127
>If this MG plotline doesn't end in Pearl realizing her unhealthy obsessions and breaking it off then I will be disappointed.
I would as well, Pearl is for pearl

>>93043508

That only hurts you, anon.

>>93043625

Why, though?

>>93043690

"Waar volk is, is nering", zei Ouwe Tjerk.

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>>93045024
Sorry to make you wait bae

>>93045127
>MG was a RQ spy the whole time
>She was just using Pearl to get info
>"Oh Pearl, if only there was someone out there who loved you."
How would you feel?

>>93044814
I dunno. Does this look similar?
http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/11933d1176414733-female-bodybuilder-pictures-britt5001.jpg

>>93045134
>Though I can't help but think of what that one person said about lars not being a character on the show at all anymore
Anon, it was just a Tumblrite being a drama queen. That's nothing new and should be ignored.

>>93045053
So we can get more shitty fanfic episodes featuring a one-off character.

>>93045151
Fuck off, I'm not answering your questions. You deserve it.

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>>93045044
I'd smang it

>>93045134
>People still believe the vague postings of a Larsfag on tumblr
Top kek.

>>93045161
Not natty, not enough bodyfat
close though.

>>93045028
The CG and the Barnies and the Humies all fixing the ship, in a flashback.

>>93045134
Anon, you ever thought that maybe, that person was just over exaggerating over nothing? It's Tumblr, they're known for doing that.

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>>93045009
I never realized Dutch is such a gross gutter language.
You are actually worse than German. I didnt think it was possible.

I mean at least you arent Portuguese, but jesus you should be ashamed.

>>93045059
make a wish kid that got see Wanted stuff of Steven Universe Early.

>>93045153
I hope Pearl shatters her and wed be rid of MG

>>93045179
I would honestly prefer an episode with Kevin.
At least Kevin has some semblance of a personality; MG is just a blank slate.

>>93045190
They're underage you pedo.

>>93045232
>MG is just a blank slate.
are you kidding me? didn't you see her hair and makeup obviously she has thousands of personalities

>>93045044
She cute

>>93045209
Would be a cool example of a flashback ep being both a cooldown from previous events while still allowing for tensions being high.

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>>93044210

I don't know about 'stable' but it would be hellacute.

>>93045232
Kevin is funny and deserves one redemption episode, but without fully losing his douchiness.

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>>93045238
>They're
kill you'reself

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>>93045238

>>93045260
Becca said that Jasper hates herself
somehow being forced into a fusion with pearl (who is learning to love herself) could give her that unquenchable thirst and lead to character development for her.

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>>93044844
Sure thing.

>>93045266
>Aqua poster
Makes sense since you're a pedo.

>>93045261
So, like Pacifica but as a dude?

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>>93045260

>>93045294
Ah, thank you so much!

>>93044649

"Mgtow" is an acronym of "I am so intimidated by women I want to live in an all-male community - nohomo".

>>93044741

You call it 'gemocide', I call it 'evolution'.

>>93044929
And on that subject...

[After Jasper has returned, when she has discovered for herself that Rose Quartz did not shatter Pinky...]
"You.. you saved me. You saved me from corruption. After I tried to destroy you...
And I was wrong. You didn't even do... what I thought you did all these centuries."
"- Jasper - "
(kneels) "Command me. I am yours. You... are my Diamond now."

>>93045151
>"Waar volk is, is nering", zei Ouwe Tjerk.
Die kende ik nog niet, maar ik hou van nieuwe dingen leren dus bedankt hiervoor.

>>93044937

...You are a genius.

>>93045034

WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SUCKING HER TOES. IF LAPIS WERE A REAL PERSON AND SHE HEARD IT SHE WOULD BE GROSSED-OUT.

>>93045347
>After Jasper has returned, when she has discovered for herself that Rose Quartz did not shatter Pinky
She's still corrupted right now, where does she return from?

also don't respond to b8 fags please.
>"Mgtow" is an acronym

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>>93045261
this
>he gets a Stevonie lookalike gf
>acting douchey as always but she digs it
>Steven and Connie see this and attempt to save her from herself by fusing and being a vindicative piece of shit
>queue shenanigans and schemes that get worse each time, all the while, Stevonie 2.0 and Kevin weather the faggotry
>until eventually Kevin explodes on them, revealing they let their envy get in the way of their better judgement
>Steven and Connie unfuse and run off
>they talk about it later and decide to apologize
>only to find out Kevin and Stevonie 2.0 are gone, never to be seen again
>[Guilt and regret intensify]
hire me Sugar

>>93045009
Dutch Pearl is actually pretty good. Sure it's hard to translate certain songs, but the VA self is not bad.