>start dating a cartoonist webcomic girl >she draws you

>>93042218
Thats rough buddy

>>93042218
Whats her name

>>93042218
what did you expect, she will be alone forever now? Crying after you for the rest of her life? faggot

>>93042218
>>start dating a cartoonist webcomic girl
>>she draws you in her comic as her self insert's boyfriend
am not sure the term "self insert" should be used when it is openly meant to be autobiographical.

I mean, it's technically correct, but, it's kind of the point.

>>93042218
move the fuck on already.
Your ex clearly has.She probably doesnt even remember your name

does she do porn?

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>she kills your insert in the comic and portrays you as a bad guy that deserved it

wat comic i wanna see

>>93042218
share comic?

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>>93042280
>she has your dead insert's ghost come back just to get literally cucked by the new guy

>>93042280
I haven't seen it often. I mean, even in the Snail comics, she portray the guy as an asshole, but she doesn't go for the revenge-porn.

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>>93042280
>she has a bad reputation because she's a huge bitch so everyone loves the character that also treats her like shit and constantly gets harassed to bring him back.

>>93042218
oh, you must be the douchebag in Octopus Pie

>>93042327
Octopus Pie is fictional, not biographical.

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I'm not going to share the comic because she browses 4chan and would recognize me, most likely.

And I have moved on, I'm dating a nice girl, but it's just... it's an impossible feel to describe, to seE your fictional version someone close to you made, be erased.

>>93042218 I still remember that Chris-chan drawing...

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>The new guy is a black chad

>>93042334
ya whatever fag

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>>93042360
Your mistake is to think that a chad not being black somehow isn't as bad.

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>>93042334
>"I-I dont want to post the webcomic so she doesnt recognize me!! she goes here too!!"
>makes thread about something as specific as being an old boyfriend self insert in a webcomic

No wonder she left your ass goddamn you pussy ass nigga.

>>93042334
we are well within the thread now. She won't notice her art if it isn't displayed on the catalogue. Go ahead, post it the juicy bits.

wait, You aren't the rat boyfriend form the Snail girl comic, right?

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>online friend made a webcomic ages ago
>last page was his self insert comitting suicide
>never saw him log on again
>the Web page eventually was purged by the hosting company, so there's no trace
>this was ten fucking years ago

I miss you mike

>>93042218
>start dating a cartoonist webcomic girl
Stopped reading there. You deserve everything bad that happens to you.

>>93042398
Apparently not as specific as it sounds, according to some of these posts

>>93042417
not OP, but boooo

Really. You don't judge individuals by the action of a group.

>>93042257

Not OP, but seriously, are you just so autistic as to be incapable of empathizing with other peoples' emotions? The point is that what he had reached out to out of a feeling of nostalgic longing instead turned out to be a bitter reminder of what had been lost, re-opening and old wound.

A normal, functioning human being is capable of experiencing more than one unalloyed emotion at the same time, you werido.

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>rival cartoonist puts you into their comic as an antagonist
>but they make you a cool boss villain

>>93042417
>>93042461
>ywn date a gril who can draw, is in the same fetish as you are and draw freeby porn comic of your fetish.

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>>93042218
>she's drawing someone else now

>>93042484
>ywn date a girl

>>93042218
>check back on her drawings for old times sake
Your mistake. She's trying to erase you. Even if that's impossible and she still thinks about you from time to time. It's time you do the same.

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>author inserts you into the comic
>it's a porn comic

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>cartoonist makes a comic
>out of nowhere make a comic where they propose to one of their readers

Penny arcade and shortpacked, but some fucking how despite being cringy as fuck they got the girls.

Makes me want to see some thst backfired horribly.

>>93042390
Holy fuck. God I distrust women.
I mean this shouldn't make that the case. It's like hearing about a murder, surely, not everyone acts like that but the stories are so quick personal and there are so many it has really fucked with me.

>>93042466
I thought I'm on /co/ and not fucking /r9k/ get your shitty MUH FEELS out of here

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>>93042479
artfag here. I never realized how badly i wanted this

>>93042552
Marrying proposal will always be cheesy. It's how it's meant to be.

I thought both instance you mention turned out to be cute.

>>93042390
This makes me physically ill. I've only been cheated on once, and it was nowhere near this bad (She went to a con, met a guy, fucked him so we broke up)

But holy shit. I have anger issues already, and this kind of shit would've gotten me put in fucking jail.

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>>93042569
>they out you into their comic and you put them into theirs
>collaborate on a crossover update for both comics where you both have a sick rival battle about different philosophies you both butt heads over
>one of you is a heel

>>93042562
It's not just women. Lots of first love turn sour because either partner grow disinterested how realise their partner didn't turn out the way they idealised them.

And they end up preferring having an affair instead of admitting they don't want to be with the other anymore, because they don't want to be the bad one", so they do it behind their back up until they realize there is no point to it and then break up in the worst way possible.

I think Fionn comes out as the worst, to me. He clearly see it, see a potential to get some tsate and will enjoy the pleasure of crushing someone else doing so.

I mean, it's clear there that Fionn doesn't give a fuck about the girl. You might think she got what she deserve, but that's not a reason for Fionn to have made it as painful as possible.

>>93042552
It's like door to door salespeople hawking charities. The more personal the more likely they are to agree. Similarly, the more public it is the more likely. Similarly, the more immediately pressed the more likely. These fags played their cards right. You'd REALLY have to miss read things to get a no after a grand spectacle.

>>93042563

Maybe just find some other thread that will upset you less, my friend. I'm sure there's plenty out there with people who enjoy the sort of cold, vacuous, empty rage you're looking for as much as you do. It's okay for there to be more than one type on a single board at any one time.

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>>93042569
>tfw you really want a comic rival now
>someone you fucking hate but respect, and the feeling is mutual
>they call you out when you slack off and you do the same for them
>help each other mutually improve despite wanting to strangle the other guy
>and then you both find one guy you both hate together and form a temporary pact and slowly become friends
>have confrontations at cons where it's actually appropriate to say "ah, my old nemesis" while posing dramatically
>you will never become bros 4 lyf making sick cartoons and shooting the bantz

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>>93042611
>>one of you is a heel
Like, an actual fish?

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>>93042390
>he just fucking beat him up
Oh please, I'd've brought him somewhere secluded, and turned him into hamburger meat. I'd say some animal did it. Would probably go to jail, but i'd be worth it.

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>>93042563
>>>>/out/

>>93042648
>first love
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're fucking kidding mate. I know of a LOT of people who do the 'college' thing. Plenty of whom are more desirable than their partner and turned down (in my opinion) far better offers than their current gf and the gf still went and fucked around or faux-dated someone until breaking up and fucking around.
If someone were to model that exact situation with proper metrics I would bet a months rent that women were significantly more inclined to that behaviour.
Not so say guys aren't complete fuck ups in other situations (alone at parties comes to mind) but in long term college age fidelity? Wew lad.

>>93042694
Wrestling term where one guy agrees to be the bad guy hut gets to ham it up and pretend win for most of the match while the crowd boos him, only for the other guy to come back triumphantly

>>93042699
>>first love
Love from Highschool.
> I would bet a months rent that women were significantly more inclined to that behaviour.
I would not be so sure.
I mean, you need boys to fuck the ladies, even with some gay experiments, overall, it has to even out for it work out.

What, you think the Chads weren't involved in relationship of their own? They are as young as the other and barely more experimented. People tend to think they are some kind of institution who has always been there and always willlbe, but in reality, they are just people who are as eager to cheat on their girlfriend as the girl they are sleeping with.

>>93042711
This is somehow less interesting.

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>>93042603
>(She went to a con, met a guy, fucked him so we broke up)
And people still say women (of any sort) aren't whores. Is there a "safe" type of woman, y'know, one that won't fuck any guy she finds mildly attractive?

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>>93042648
>>93042699
>kissless virgin until 24
>met girl same age as me
>she got all the fooling around done while in college
>"worst" thing she ever did was have a one-night stand while she was single and regretted it deeply
>never have to worry about her cheating; she has issues that I'm good at dealing with and I have issues she's good dealing with, if we ever divorced she'd take years to find someone else and I'd have used an exit bag

I've never and will likely never have to go through a break up but I can still feel these feels because they're so powerful and feel bad for anyone who has

>>93042768
>love from highschool
i.e not what we were discussing.
>>93042768
>overall, it has to even out for it work ou
Which is why I assume you're not doing any math or science.
Teritiary education is, say, 3-6 years. This is sufficient time for several relationships. For arguments sake lets say 5 two in the first two and one in the final. In any of these situations a pair is required. Two people break any existing bonds and pair. You assumption that for one person to prematurely detach (cheat or faux-cheat) requires another person to balance out is entirely false.
1a-1b date. 1a-1b break up.
2a-2b date. 1a propositions 2b. 1a-2b date.
1b and 2a are alone for a period for time undetermined until dating 3a and 4b respectively.
This way we can see that ONLY 2b did the cheating. You can ascribe meaning to 1a's proposition but we're both aware that I'm not talking about that.
Don't play games with numbers and stats, fag.

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>>93042768
>ywn team up with the chad's ex to help fuck his life up
>ywn end up getting together once the deed is done

>>93042822
Protip, just don't to for the feeble virginal women. They'll all whore it out one way or another, it'll hurt less if you date someone who's kind of a bitch.

Plus it's actuslly really draining to deal with someone too submissive, someone with some bite and personality will challenge you more, make you come out of your comfort zone, but not put you in too much of a sense of security to depend too heavily on that person for comfort, or have them depend too much on you and make you feel guilty for doing stuff wrong.

Seriously, at least once in your life if you meet a chick that really aggravates you somehow or just seems like a cunt, go for it. Tame the lion, it'll be sweeter in the end. And if she turns you down. Fuck it, you didn't like her anyway.

>>93042822
>And people still say women (of any sort) aren't whores
Flash news, people cheat, more at 11 when we'll report on the color of the sun.

>Is there a "safe" type of woman
There isn't a single safe type of men or women. cheating or not is up to the individual level. I might say that the kind who completly whore out are at least honest at not commiting in a relationship. You know what you get when you engage with them.

For the rest, there is this dreaded term called "trust" and you will never know if your partner deserve it or not.

>>93042866
I hate and love you, filthy frog-poster.
I haven't dated since college and even then it was short and shit. Scarcely dating and in constant competition for attention over another guy. She made a fool of herself trying to get me back but acting like a whore in front of my peers isn't seductive.
I hope your deeply unhealthy co-dependence brings you all the joy it can, I really do. If you cannot fix yourself might as well be broken together.

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>>93042914
>type this out
>think about it for a second
>realize this is the exact same thought process women who go for asshole chad go through
>you finally understand why girls go for assholes

Oh no

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>>93042963
the veil has been lifted

>>93042897
>i.e not what we were discussing.
Yes, we are. the picture this conversation stem from is literally about a couple made in highschool that break up during the first days of college.
>Don't play games with numbers and stats, fag.
I wasn't. I simply pointed out the upbringing doesn't make male or female more likely to cheat.

>>93042963
Except that you're wrong. The geniunely meek don't cheat at all. They're deathly afraid that whatever little dream they've slipped into will burst and they'll wake up same as it ever was. I've seen guys and girls both like this. The danger comes in the years following when they start to believe that, because someone has liked them this long that they're worth something now, and if they're worth something now then however was with them before when they weren't is obviously below them.

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>>93042914
This
>tfw fucking a girl like an animal, when a month ago before you dated she called you a loser behind your back at work
>when you're able to totally dominate her and make her say your name
>she's a total Stacy and you're a fat fucking pablo and you did it by just being a confident asshole to her
>even if she fuck's some other dude next week won't be worked up about it, but she actually cooks pretty well, so it's a win win no matter what

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>>93042963
Only difference is chad's don't have the capacity for change. My dad was the best example of this. My mother thought she could "fix" him, he left when I was twelve, and he still tried to see me. I don't know much about the wo-man, but I think they have rather fluid personalities, allowing for such undesirable traits to become less apparent. After all, they are the more social sex.

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>>93042963
>>93042914
>>93043016

>so this is Chad energy
>heh... not bad...

>>93042998
a) I never mentioned upbrining I mentioned gender
b) I never mentioned 'high school' or first love, I mentioned college fidelity. Which while POTENTIALLY encompassing some examples of the tail end of a highschool romance isn't in anyway exclusive to it. Also plenty of people have dated multiple time by college. You're projecting details and restrictions where none actually exist.

>>93042218
>self-inserts: the webcomic
these are almost never good
dodged a bullet desu

>>93042466
Stoicism is a great way to deal with lost love. Posting a sob story on 4chan and being wounded that she moved on is just stress and is not a solution.

>>93043039
>a) I never mentioned upbrining I mentioned gender
And I said both gender are subject to similar upbringing.
>b) I never mentioned 'high school' or first love,
I did and the post who stemmed that conversation did.
>You're projecting details and restrictions where none actually exist.
I am not, we were talking about break up during the first days of college in the first place.

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>>93042963
>>93042977

>/co/, of all the boards, discovers the true meaning of chadery

It's like this scene all over again

https://youtu.be/QSxI0OOjR0Y

>>93043029
They are replaced by far greater and more insidious traits, do not be fooled. Also, of course 'chads' change. Everyone changes. There are points in life where your old answers don't seem to fit the old questions anymore and you suddenly realise everything is different again. You can't act like a chad forever, even if it's realising you can't pick up mid20s people anymore it's still something that hits. Women just have the brick wall of having a child to catapult them into the situation. Those that don't change as quickly or slowly as men.

>>93042963
aint that why tsunderes are so popular?

though for irl tastes I think it's just mostly everyone has shit taste and judgment of people

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>>93042963
At last, you finally see the truth.

It's bitches AND whores, but it's not mutually exclusive, and out of the two, you want to take the bitch pill.

Welcome to the world of survival horror, and good luck.

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>>93042963
Yo
Yoooo
YYYYYYTOOOOOOOOO

>>93043126
Put me back into the matrix please. I'll give you the chosen one, just make it happen.

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>>93043094
>killer ape hypothesis
Fuckin stop, m8. The bones the guy based this idea on were the result of hyenas, buzzards, and big cats. We were prey long before predator, scrounging what we could from the trees and the ground.

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>>93042963
>tfw girl who's pretty much a bitch
>/co/ finally understands why it has to be this way

You fucking faggots might finally get laid

>>93042963
Oh shit, there's no putting the genie back, is there?

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>>93042914
>>93042963
Something has awoken

>>93043188
Well, we call always take the vaunted lead pill.

>>93042218
>start dating

You've lost me, OP.

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>>93042914
It all makes sense now. Genndy was trying to tell us and we didn't listen

>>93043175
LONDON

>>93042390
>I only dated you because my parents forced me to.
woah, where did that come from? I want to know more, that sounds like a completely different story.

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>>93042914
>never thought about it like that
>realize there's a ton of women in my life that fall under the undateable bitch category that I'd be fine with being turned down from
>the thought of making any of them into wife material despite that is really fucking hot
>might actually have a shot at not being a kissless virgin now

LIMIT BREAKER STATUS: REMOVED

>>93043247
It's called pity-dating. Nothing new. Sometime you can be peer-pressured into it.

>>93043245
>that desperate for a roast
Bitches are a dime a dozen, nigger. The world is a cheap market now.

>>93043247
She was saying whatever she could think of to hurt him most. This is typical break-up/ex and VERY typical woman shit.
Unless you saw enough to sort of verify a story never, ever, believe a chick after a break up. They're a social creature and insipid bullshit is their weapon.

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>this thread
Enjoy, lads. You finally figured out the secret.

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>>93042914
>>93042963
>always been attracted to strong, assertive women
>find blushing, submissive virgins annoying
>mfw I realise I'm a Stacy in a man's body

>>93042390
While this story is an extreme example, just like most men, as an example, have slightly to very aggressive tendencies, most women have slightly to very whorish tendencies. They don't have the same emotions about partnership that men do. They mate across and up, and fear prevents mobility more than loyalty. It's nothing to be salty about, just be the best man that a woman can get, put a kid in her, and don't marry. She won't leave you out of fear. Don't have unrealistic expectations about women, even if you think you know one well.

>>93043280
>now
Nigga you calling me desperate yet you come with your smart pants replying to a meme and thinking that sexual degeneracy is not one of the pillars of western society itself.

>>93043280
>bitches are a dime a dozen

That's the beauty of it, there's so many bitches. People keep trying to find born waifus, but that's just not how it works. Waifus are made, not born.

All waifus are made of bitches. The challenge is sorting them out from the whores.

Waifus=ascended bitch>basic bitch-whores/irreversible whores
Xbitchyness/yemotional effort=(-emotional vulnerability + higher dating mobility)

This is the anti virgin equation, you see

Why are we so flawed? I just want to focus on my job, my friends and family and hobbies. Why do I have to throw relationships in here as well? I wish I could be happy alone.

>>93043376
>fulfilling relationships are shitty gatcha
I knew life was bad but this is unreal.

Also no, there are legit decent chicks out their who are neither submissive whores in waiting or uppity sluts. I've met my share. Perhaps how-to-train-your-whore is the best way to get runners-up, though.

>>93043376
>>93042963
>>93042914

A great secret has been revealed today

>>93043415
You have 4chan
We're cool guys

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>>93043301
No, my son, you're a chad.

You were a chad all along, deep down in your heart. You were meant to fuck bitches.

This is your birthright, this is what it means to be a man fit for women, to be able to turn bitches into waifus.

This is your destiny

GO FORTH, SAMURAI CHAD, AND DESTROY THE EVIL THAT IS THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNES, WHOREKU

>>93043376
also:
>anti virgin equation
Getting laid is easy, fag. Really easy. I'm lamenting that there are now quality women, not available women. Liquid courage, little qualms on looks and you can fuck whatever you like. Heck as long as you play the odds even with qualms it's not hard. Relationships are the sticking point.

>>93042963
So, you are saying to go for strong, independent women?

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>this thread

>>93043431
>bitches into waifu
Nah, Chad's are just the anti-whore. They still get fucked over. Just look at military wives. The waifu is an impossible dream sold to you buy the nips and kikes.
True knowledge is in that they are all bitches and whores. You cannot change them just like a desperate bitch cannot save the bad-boy. All you can do is put a coin in the slot every day until you eventually hit the life rending, heart-breaking financially draining jackpot that is betrayal.

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>>93042914
>>93042963

Its the Dark Souls effect. These game are infuriatingly difficult, but why do people love them so much? Why do they sell well enough to the point of gaining their own adjective (Soulsborne)? Because people love a challenge, finally cracking one of these games gives a rush of accomplishment no other game does.

Same with things likes school and projects. In the end, what do you feel more pride over: The brainless project you pumped out in less than a day with little-to-no effort? Or the long extensive project that took countless hours of prep, research and execution?

Its the same with relationships. Tame the untameable. Doing something near impossible.

>>93043462
>laci green recently dropped feminism because she fucked some alt right guy
>destroying the tumblr menace by literally fucking bitches into wife material

Is this how they felt when they invented the atom bomb

>>93043517
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effort_justification

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>>93043517
>touch the untouchable
>break the unbreakable
>ROW
>ROW
>FIGHT THE POWER

>>93042218
>dating
>"Has anyone else felt a feel like this?"
Where_do_you _think _you _are.png?

>>93042218
no. I never had anybody.

>>93042334
Wow, you are a little bitch. No wonder you got dumped. I give the latest victim of your deception a week before she realizes what an unbearably pathetic and whinny nu-male you are.

>>93042218
No, I've never had a girlfriend.

>>93042334
What is she going to DO about it? Say some mean things? She browses fucking 4chan, her opinion means dirt to most people.

>>93042334
>has someone else
>still pining for ex
nah fuck you and your nonproblems

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>read this thread
>fuck it, ask out the bitchy girl in the discord chat I go to since we happen to live in the same area, have called her a cunt and had arguments with her before
>she says it's weird that I'm asking that
>but she actually says yes
>sends me a pic "so you wont get lost like an idiot"
>thiccstravaganza

BITCHES ARE RITCHES

>>93043307
>put a kid in her, and don't marry.
I can smell your millennial-flavored witlessness coming off you through my screen.

>>93042697
>le edgy maymay XD

>>>/r/eddit

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>>93042390
Fucking christ, I can't tell you how much I'm suffering from this story.

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>>93043692
It begins

>>93043715
There are many such cases.

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>>93043692
Y
YER JUST FUCKIN WITH ME

>>93043692
It can't be thst easy

C-can it?

>>93043692
>any loving is good loving
>/co/'s desperate but pure boys are becoming sluts
Fucking disgusting lads, though, if you are legit into thicc then good score.
How do you get into this rando discord shit. I hear about it but it seems weird as fuck

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>>93043692
Oh fuck

>>93043746
Go ahead and fucking do it, find out for yourself and come back here to tell us about it.

>>93042390
The guy was fucking stupid to think his thing with his fucking high school girlfriend was anything special. Nobody knows who they even are until they're out of high school. That's why most relationships that continue from high school end that exact same way.

The guy may be a douche but the girl is the one who was unloyal and attracted to a douche. I'll never understand beating up a guy for "stealing" your girlfriend, it's not like he tricked her, she chose to go fuck Chad and lie about it. Beating him up just makes her feel like leaving you was the right choice.

>>93043746
>>93043730

Different anon, I'm a total dork boy who never had luck with women but then I just asked them out and was playfully forward about my feelings and now I'm getting a frankly guilty amount of pussy.

>>93042914
So this is why tsunderes are the best?

>tfw bitter and reclusive
If this shit show lasts 24hrs I will be back. There's only one place I can go for this.

>>93042898
It rarely happens in cartoons no idea if it's ever happened in a comic but on the rare occasion it does, it's so good.
I mean, I doubt it ever happens IRL, but I've long since given up on that and live vicariously through comics and cartoons.

>>93042390
All women are selfish whores.
What a surprise.

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>bitches are a dime a dozen but no one wants them because they're too much
>they're actually great candidates to ask out cause they're usually compensating for not having a boyfriend already
>asking out bitches theoretically is gonna yield much higher results than asking out regular nice women

It's all coming together now

>>93043307
>extreme example
Nah, not really. Its quite common actually. No one just talks about openly because of shame and humiliation.
Women will use you and abandon you the minute they find someone better.

>>93042696
I had something similar happen to me and I tortured the guy.
He still has all his fingers, but he was very close to losing at least one.

>>93043785
>I'll never understand beating up a guy for "stealing" your girlfriend, it's not like he tricked her,
Read again, he beat him up because he is a douche. The stealing Girlfriend part he was ready to let it slide. Th guy pushed all the right buttons at the right time. He wanted to hurt him and this is why he got beaten.

>>93042696
golly anon, i better not mess with you!

>>93043810
>girl tries to coax mate into cheating
>he rejects her
>she comes onto me to make him jealous
>fool around pretty heavily
>getting a bit repulsed but drunk enough not to care
>her friend goes ballistic and says I'm taking advantage of the drunk whore
>freak the fuck out and apologise
>she admits her friend is being a desperate whore
>spend the night with friend
>my mate spends the night with gf
>slut facebooks me in a months time claiming she missed her period
>laugh at her and reaffirm we didn't fuck

There are some good stories, now that I think about it.

>>93043823
Just as much as men are.

>>93043890
Try again, roastie

>>93043890
More by a small but notable margin, on average.

>>93043280
Or the guy left out all sorts of important facts from the story to make himself look like the good guy who did nothing wrong and that the girl was corrupted by Fionn and was so sweet and perfect beforehand.

Odds are she was a vapid slut to begin with and he was a puss who made himself believe he was in love with this girl.

Notice when he talks about how she was before he gives a vague as fuck description like "sort of shy but had some close friends", as if that doesn't describe every girl you've ever met.

>>93042914
Nothing about this advice would work for anyone save the highest level Chads. /co/ is mostly spergs; you think spergs obsessed with children media are could tame even a snail?

Also, fuck you. No one should have to be with someone they cannot stand just because B-B-BUT DA CONFORT SOWN™. Get that fake "self-realization" shit out of here.

>>93043927
>you think spergs obsessed with children media are could tame even a snail?
>He can't do both
And that's how I know your beta.

>>93043415
You can try all you want, but the juices in your brain will have you coming back for more.

>>93043920
I'd bet he fucking did, however, anecdotally chicks to this 9/10 times. he probably has some of it coming but if you think she wouldn't spout whatever bullshit she could to fuck him up, you're a complete apologist and joker.
This guy was a robot so undoubtable he's retarded but that slut took what she could get and she's only uppity because some rich fag decided it'd be funny to bull the robot by making her feel like she's worth more than she is.

>>93043907
our whiteknight janitors have arrived to defend m'lady's honor

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>>93043927
Let me tell you something anon, you ever see those fat ass working class stiffs who have hot wives and they argue a lot?

If a fat Italian in new York that smells like sweaty salami csn get a thicc beauty, there's no excuse. Literally anyone can get a girl. Bitches want a guy who will actually deal with them.

And you're misinterpreting it, dating someone who isn't immediately perfect is actually very good, you actuallyccept their human flaws while still putting the foot down. This allows for mutual growth instead of codependency or flat oUT dependancy. If you can love someone despite their flaws right out the gate, you're gonna fucking fly together for a long time. You're not perfect either. So why try and fake out and pretend?

It's the truth, anon, it's the most honest relationship you could have, and relationships are built on truth and honesty. The truth is ugly, but it will help you, if you let it.

Go on, anon, go love a bitch, love her like she's never been loved before. Because you're an asshole. Assholes and bitches are most people. Help eachother be less shitty than you could be.

>>93043977
Fucking jannies.

>>93043890
t. Casey, while slobbering on Fionn's micropenis

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>dating qt 6/10 nerd cosplayer for a good year of my life
>cheats on me with stocky furfag
>break up with her and tell her dad
>she starts stripping at local joint
>see her there one night
>she gets me drunk on cheap booze
>gets me into private dance room
>blows me and hops on my cock bareback while I'm half passed out
>messages me the next day that I raped her after telling her boyfriend that we fucked
>he convinces her to call the cops
>get called in to explain to chick detective
>don't have to explain shit
>she's seen the security camera footage of me getting my dick wet with my hands behind my head
>if not for a well placed invasion of privacy, I'd be in jail right now
>check up on ex months later
>she's now a he

Bitches, right?

>have burgeoning college thing
>goes sort of well then turns to shit
>find no one I like that as much as her- don't settle
>disillusioned with how it ended
>tell myself if I don't find someone steady in two years I'll kill myself
>massive strife and stress over it
>I remember as I'm walking along that two years are up
>ask myself if I care
>realise that burning need has died and my life isn't even worth taking anymore
>stop searching
>stop expecting
>stop deserving
It's been three years since and this veil of acceptance and submission to life's whims has descended. I still get some interest and take action but it's never been like what it was. Just one night stuff and basic at that. I feel broken.
Has anyone been here? How do you get out?

>>93043900
>>93044039
I mean, let's try to remain objective. Let's look at divorce case, how often is it caused by the husband being unfaithful, how often when it's the wife?

Anyone has numbers?

>>93044067
>qt 6/10 nerd cosplayer

You fucked up on the first line
The third line is funny though

>>93044081
If you want objectivity most divorces are female initiated. There are the figures. Also it's the woman's frustration tells that predict marriage success for up to 10 years.
Both facts. Feel free to look them up. The tells thing is by some American psych couple. Can't recall their names.

>>93044081
>STATEESTICKS
>Shows only American ones
K.

>>93044112
>are female initiated. There are the figures.
That doesn't really address the question, unless you mean most divorce are caused by men being unfaithfull, thus leading the wife to initiate the divorce, but it's a bit of a stretch and jumping to conclusion, there.

>>93044110
>You fucked up on the first line
I'm well aware, but she told me she liked me and I'm a lonely faggot who can't turn down any girl who shows affection because I'm so deprived of it.

>The third line is funny though
Yeah, he was a cool guy and didn't really give a fuck.

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>>93042914
So this is the feeling when your mind is freed.

>>93042334
>I'm not going to share the comic because she browses 4chan and would recognize me, most likely.
Just pretend to be someone else trying to guess which webcomic you're talking about and list a bunch of them (with the real comic included)

>>93044081
You're going to regret getting in a debate with mee over divoce statistics, sweetie.

Open wide, because you're going to swallow the biggest redpill you've ever seen.
>Women more likely to initiate divorce
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2015/08/27/why-women-are-more-likely-to-initiate-divorce/

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>>93042914
>>93042963
I feel like this thread made a mayor discovery. Even /pol/ would be jelly.

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>>93043714
>if I Call something a meme, that means they can't use it against me. I am a genius!
Neck yourself.

>>93044150
No. I mean, regardless of any other factors marriages are ended by women. This is what evidence suggests across many different studies and statistics.
The use of infidelity as grounds for divorce isn't a reliable statistic as infidelity may not be reported but also, more importantly, is more frequent in pre-marriage relationships (for obvious reasons).
I can't tell you objectively who cheats more but I CAN tell you who ends relationships regardless of other factors e.g whether it's the mans or the woman's fault.

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>>93044151
>>>93044110 (You)
>>You fucked up on the first line
>I'm well aware, but she told me she liked me and I'm a lonely faggot who can't turn down any girl who shows affection because I'm so deprived of it.

This thread is making me feel things I didn't want to feel

>>93044150
Most divorces are initiated by women for financial reasons. The lowest has anything to do with being unfaithful.
Considering that women have nothing to lose and everything to gain in a divorce, why the fuck would a man give her a reason to want one?

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>>93044076
Don't lose hope, anon. I have faith in you, but you must put in the effort to try. Rekindle that flame from a tiny spark, anything coukd work. Within time, you could have a 8/10 thicc chick, who knows.

>>93044180
>the biggest redpill
Don't use the term redpil, please, it's patronizing. It's used by people who got their view of truth chacken down and yet now believe once again they have the absolute tuth this time, making once again th same mistake as they did before.

>>93044230
Don't tell me what terms I can't use, roastie.

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>>93044213
At least we can share the pain, anon.

>>93044180
>>93044208
Well, then that stat is beyond the point. the discusioon here is about the affirmation that either men or women might be more unfaithful.

I still stand by the point that we are all as likely to cheat.

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>>93043376
>This is the anti virgin equation
While darkside spent his whole being looking for the anti life equation.
While the virgin one was on /co/ this whole time.

>>93044214
>why the fuck would a man give her a reason to want one?
Men don't fuck other women to "gave them a reason", though.

>>93044261
I've got another tangentially interesting article somewhere I think. Give me a moment.
Still, what is your position on the facts that you've been presented with, particularly the tells in one instance indicating 10 years of success.

>>93043528
>We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.

>>93044279
>Still, what is your position on the facts that you've been presented with,
That people tend to marry way to soon. Nothing really new to me. I don't know, what did you expect?

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>>93042669
I want all of this. Goddamn.

>tfw had a rival for ages, but eventually life caught up and my comic went under, but my rival kept working on his. But he never went anywhere or gained an audience and last I checked he doesn't do anything anymore either.
>tfw can't decide if I was the loser or not because I don't know what happened in his life.

I had a different rival earlier on and we did draw a back and forth fight thing where we one upped each other and built on the strips each other did. But I lost it years ago.

Felt good to have a rival. Now I just have indifference because I holed myself up away from the world to draw and alienated myself and now it's too late to make any friends again.

>>93044275
You're missing the point.
A man's life would be effectively ruined beyond repair in a divorce. He's not going to initiate a divorce or fuck around or give his wife a reason to drop his ass.
But then again, only a retard would get married these days. Men literally have nothing to gain from it.

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>you WILL find a lonely bitch who just wants someone with personality so she doesn't have to feel like a lonely jaded asshole anymore
>you WILL make them happy, even though they don't know how to express it besides arguing with you
>she wont soften up but she'll make herself better for you, as you do for her
>you WILL fuck her like shes never been fucked after you both built up the hatefuck lust, and it WILL be the best sex in your life
>you WILL have kids and be that couple that argue about stuff, but you're good enough for eachother that you wouldnt dream about leaving, and you've both trained yourselves to lust over the other person for who they are
>even if you both let yourselves go, the fact that you've literally forced your mind into accepting this other person, will make sex great
>you WILL be more honest with her than even yourself, and you WILL sort yourself out
>you WILL grow old with a bitch... but shes your bitch

there's hope yet, lads

>>93044248
It simply show your stupidity when using it.

>>93044321
I don't know how you got that from what you were given. In fact I'm pretty sure there's no logical connection at all you dip stick

>>93044343
No, it doesn't.

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>this fucking thread

>>93043462
no go for weak noncommittal girls.

>>93044343
>you're stupid because you use words that bother me
You know how I can tell you're a woman?
You resort to infantile bs like this. You are in my world now roastie. You have no power here.

>>93044341
>with personality
Well I'm already out of the running.

>>93044076
>Been depressed for the last 7 years
>Never really tried to initiate intimacy but talked to a few girls
>Awoken earlier this year, finally want to engage girls
>Have 0 experience with girls, literally a kissless virgin
>???
>Somehow got to first base with a friend
>Going on a second date this weekend

I dunno anon, I think you gotta break yourself out of these shit feelings, I completely changed up my wardrobe, hit the gym and started going out more often and getting into music I enjoy and hobbies. Dunno if that helps?

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>>93044325
WAIT A MINUTE
WAIT A GOD DAMN FUCKING MINUTE

>artists want rivals to improve themselves and improve them
>anons learning they want bitches to improve themselves and improve them

what if

WHAT IF

YOU MET A BITCH ARTIST

AND MADE HER YOUR RIVAL

>>93043692
how the fuck does discord work?

>>93044145
>it doesn't count because it doesn't cover enough ground
>even though its an entire nation where the amount of variables is already immense

>>93043452
>Getting laid is easy
>implying

>>93043670
Neither have I. Total wizard. And they lied. There's no powers. There's no powers at all.

>>93044327
>A man's life would be effectively ruined beyond repair in a divorce. He's not going to initiate a divorce or fuck around or give his wife a reason to drop his ass.
I am not missing the point, I am simply pointing out that every men know it can ruin their marriage. That doesn't stop them from having an affair.

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>>93044394
DUDE
DUUUUUUDE

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>>93044394
STOP
WE'VE HAD TOO MANY EPIPHANIES FOR ONE THREAD ALREADY

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>>93044394
>this isn't even this thread's final form

>>93044355
Women marry men with too much expectation before realising they aren't what they fought them to be and then divorce. They married to soon to understand who they were really getting with.

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>>93044394
STOP

>>93044407
It's less about the size of the scope and more about what are the subjects. Though, yeah it might just be me, but cultures and other things do matter there. Shit like financial problems are fairly varied in different places. America isn't exactly an accurate measuring stick for that.

>>93044321
Some light reading, f//am
http://labs.la.utexas.edu/buss/files/2015/10/Buss-2002-human-mating-strategies.pdf
>>93044389
I can mack on 6-8/10 and have done so in the last 3 months. I just don't care any more. She told me to call and I left it three days (a severe insult for her I imagine). I fucking hate people man. I'm only confident when I'm drunk and I don't trust people not to fuck me over.
It's not that I can't it's that I've lost my reason to. I don't want to (in the same way) anymore. That's the scary part. That's what I don't know how to relearn.

>>93044412
It is. Drink booze, enter club. Anyone can do it. Relationships are hard.

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>>93044394
I need this in my life

I need a woman who will be my fem kamina
I need a bitch who will call me a pussy and a shitty artist and push me into getting better
I need someone who would actually care enough to do that
and I need someone I can care right back for

>>9304436
>I believed something strongly before I saw how wrong I was about it
>but it turned out to be false
>Should I know approach life with more scepticism?
>No, let's blindly believe the opposite of what I used to, just as I did before, but with different opinion.
This is what people who say they have been redpilled do.

>>93044444
That's not what the stats say at all. They're also studying successful 10 year marriages. You're just ascribing completely unrelated bullshit to actual statistics.

>>93044361
>>93044376
see >>93044487

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>this fucking thread

OPEN YOUR EYES

I SEE

YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

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>>93044394
Taking this logic further is dangerous.

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>>93044394
>tfw married bitch artist.
>fought a ton, nearly every day was a battle
>tfw divorced a few years later


It was good while it lasted. Lead to some insane hatefucks, and we sharpened each other artistically, but I flew too close to the sun and I got burned. But on my deathbed I will still remember her glaring up at me while she sucked my dick and I yanked on her leash.

Go for it anons. Believe in the me that believes in you. It's too late for me, but learn from my example and do great things.

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>>93044487
>everyone does everything exactly the same

>>93044501
All you gave me is this article:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soloish/wp/2015/08/27/why-women-are-more-likely-to-initiate-divorce/?utm_term=.ed8158283158
With almost stats. and a story of a woman saying the man she married didn't turn out how she think he was.

>>93044455
>three days
>a severe insult
thats the recommended minimum number of days to wait
any sooner and they think you're desperate, and if you're desperate it means you badly crave a relationship but can't get one, which means there's something about you driving the other women away that she just hasn't seen yet

in other words waiting three days made you seem like a more confidant and level-headed suitor

>was reading this thread while on break
>have a female coworker who's annoying and whom I dislike for being bitchy and brash
>might as well give it a shot

>for the first time in my life a girl said yes to me asking them out

>>93044478
>making friends is easy
>getting laid is easy
why does everyone lie?

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>>93044562
>glaring up at me while she sucked my dick and I yanked on her leash.

now thats a dream worth dying for

>>93044450
>but cultures and other things do matter there
So we'd have to stats from the UK, Australia and Canada and you'd be happy?
They're the only countries that matter, after all.

>>93044576
I am the other guy who gave you two statements and what to google if you want to confirm them.
>>93044591
Making friends is hard. Getting a decent girl friend is murder. Getting laid is easy.

>>93044450
You do realize the headache that would be going beyond America right? Like take middle eastern countries for example where the rates can be lower but it might not be because of how people are raised but because you can get fucked killed so they play safe (and that is just one scenario), assuming the study is not limited to a specific region or religion (later can't be trusted either since how seriously people take the ideals is inconsistent and can't be properly measured ) there are variables like immigrants who still keep their traditions alive that would influence the study

I won't deny the scope could be bigger though, I am saying America alone provides plenty of useful information so it can be used for the argument

>>93044607
God bless the anglosphere.

>>93044615
They more than realise it, they're betting on it. Unless you can give them perfect stats, they're right.

>>93044455
That still doesn't address if Mena or women are more unfaithfull. It only show tendencies of what people expect from their partner. Also, never apply stats to judge an individual, it's the surest way to be wrong.

>>93044455
Anon its hard, but I think its worth a shot!
Try your best and maybe something will come of it.
Just remember that somewhere out there, there is someone cheering for you!!

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>>93042914
>>93042963
Someone cap this and send it to /r9k/

>>93044028
>you actually accept their human flaws
And why the hell should I do that? I'm not their father.

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>>93044394
>tfw fucked my manager at work who was a total bitch.
>one day we were fucking and she mocked me, saying I wasn't hard enough or I wasn't fucking her hard enough and actually laughed in my face.
>initiate hatefuck and choke.exe
>hardest I've ever been in my life
>fuck her so hard she passes out after begging me to stop
>Next day she's all over me asking me to choke her and slap her next time. Starts trying to initiate encounters all the time.

Swear to god that was a life changing moment. If I buckled and actually took the abuse and it got to me I would have shrivelled and lost it, and probably her. That shit can cause ED if it gets in your head. But instead of reeling from her laughing in my face I got mad as fuck and ended up domesticating her. I still can't believe it happened because it sure as fuck wasn't intentional. I lucked out hard.

No pun intended.

>>93044638
No, it shows that women have two separate preferences. Coupled with menstral studies we can also see that those preferences change biologically based on where in her fertility cycle she is.
Women are biologically engineered to want to fuck one person and raise a home with another.
You tell me what that means for infidelity, dick-wit.

>>93044609
Once again, all you have told me is that Women more often initiate divorce, that led to my tyatements: they married too soon before really knowing each other.

I don't see what is the ground-breaking thing I am supposed to see, there.

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>>93044669

>>93044679
>Women are biologically engineered to want to fuck one person and raise a home with another.
On the same level of biological analysis, men tend to will fucking as much women as they can to spread his genes more, and is attracted to younger mate with better chance to bear fruit. This is as much telling.

humans aren't animals. They have instinct, but don't always follows them. Those kind of simplification can easily led you to misjudge something that should solely be judged on the individual basis.

>>93044725
>humans aren't animals.
Yeah, we are.
We're just aware of the fact and can attempt to deny it.

>>93044686
No. You've been told that the defining factor of divorce is women's satisfaction. That they initiate proceedings is incidental.

>>93044725
Can you quantify those things for me? Can you show me the literal monthly fluctuations of desirability? Young is true but the wild oats thing is 'just a cigar' in my opinion. Humans are pairing species. Harems at best. We work like mere-cats more than we do whatever random breeding creature you think. The child rearing of our young is INCREDIBLY long. Longest around, really. We as a species need to raise those fuckers- baby dies on its own- and yet you think we're not a bonding species but a roaming one? Lady, come now.

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>>93044607
>Australia
>mattering
as an Autralian I shan't stand for such licentious slander. Have at you.

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>>93043528
>laci green recently dropped feminism

Are you serious? I need source

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>>93042914
>>93042963
>>93043376
>tfw I understand what my co-workers have been trying to tell me
>tfw I'm goinna make it
Sorry Wizard-status, I was so close.

>>93042963
But you're completely wrong.

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>spartan women were told to always jeer at and mock men in ancient greece
>always thought it was weird
>read this thread

>now everything makes sense, them being bitchy was them pushing the men into improving, into bolstering their manhood and into making them prove they werent the weak betas the women were calling them

oh god

this is what the fucking sjw movement is

its just women calling for men to not be fucking betas

ITS A MATING CALL

>>93044809
Fuck off cunt we're the best nation out. Who are better? Burgers? T.v License and knife registration kingdom? Yeah, nah

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>>93044669
bretty gud

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>>93044394
Lets go deeper, i don't want to ever stop this feeling

>>93044661
It is finished.
>>>/r9k/37557971

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>>93043376
>anti virgin equation
my god. he IS real

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>>93044866
>oh god

>this is what the fucking sjw movement is

>its just women calling for men to not be fucking betas

>ITS A MATING CALL
THE VEIL HAS BEEN LIFTED

>>93044892
Topest of all keks

>>93044609
how can I get laid if I can't even talk to people

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>>93044866
>ITS A MATING CALL

ah, at last, we've reached the zenith.

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>>93044839
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/romeo-and-juliet-feminists-attack-youtuber-laci-green-for-dating-chris-ray-gun/amp/

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>>93044866

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>>93044866
>ITS A MATING CALL

>>93044405
you either make your own channel and invite other people to it, or get invited into someone else's channel

within each channel there can be several different rooms so that it's not just everyone trying to talk about different things at once like in a skype group.

>>93044915
Neat.

>>93043785

If we assume everybody in this story had been an adult, the GF would have told Anon she wanted to break up, Anon would have had to let her go and then she could have gotten with Dude, and Anon would have had no reason to hate the dude.

Assuming only the GF was a crazy, the Dude should have told Anon that his GF wanted to fuck him, and then ran the farthest away from the bitch as possible, because you never associate yourself with sociopaths.

But in the story the only person acting with any kind of maturity is Anon, and the Dude not only cheats with his girlfriend, which is already a 9/10 on the scale of scummy things you can do, but then he went and psychologically bullied Anon.
If you're willing to deal out mental punches, then you're also willing to take in physical ones, it's only fair.

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>>93044866
So this is the sought after "Truth."

>>93044866
But do you wanna touch them? I mean they can't all be die cis girls. Underneath the Tumblr cuts and bad tattoos is still just as ugly.

>>93044804
>You've been told that the defining factor of divorce is women's satisfaction.
And? Once again, I reiterate my statement. Marrying way too soon.
And?
>We as a species need to raise those fuckers- baby dies on its own- and yet you think we're not a bonding species but a roaming one?
I never said we weren't a bonding species. I am simply stating that showing those stats to somehow indicate women might be less faithful is flimsy and barely hold. You are jumping to conclusion.

>>93044866
>>93044993
I mean they do complain a lot about men not wanting to fuck them

>>93044906
I literally have the answer for you, mate (to a point). In this and this alone I can attest.
If you want to initiate in a bar, get drunk, go dance- solo if possible one or two mates if necessary nearby but not 'with you', dance about, make casual contact with people- bump or two here and there, some people hate getting bumped others fall into pace, if it's good fall into a grind. Grind for awhile, they'll turn around after a song or two (sometimes you just dance for ages) and you'll make out or they'll fuck off.
From there, well, you've got a foot in the door. I can only get you so far. I reckon you could keep it going without talking without too much trouble but I usually chat at that point.

>>93044892
All heil Chadseid

Gentlemen, we have broken the seals on the Book of Revelations.

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>tfw looking back in my life at all the times women have been bitches towards me
>every single time, if we're speaking honestly, they were pushing me to improve somehow
>wether it was to stop being a little bitch and whining about something
>or how I should improve with technical art and use better programs
>or how I shouldnt be afraid of doing things
>almost hundreds and hundreds of girls who did that and were honestly trying to help, way way more than any crushes I ever had

>realize theres still women in my life like that
>realize I have a shot and always had a shot and might always have a shot
>realize love isnt some magic bullshit where you have to waste away waiting for the right person, but that you can MAKE love, you can make it come out of anyone, even someone you kind of hate

>love can come from anywhere and is always there, and all you have to do is take your lumps, git gud, and get a bitch

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>>93043376
>>93044866
OKAY /co/ WE HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE BUT HOW DO WE APPLY IT PROPERLY?

>>93045010
>marrying way too soon.
Kek wtf, Marriages used to happen alot more earlier. We might me marrying a little to late nowadays in my opinion

>>93045048
THE HOLE IN THE BEDROOM DOOR IS CHADSEID SHAPED

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Well lads this thread settles it, we have solved this mystery and now we can delete /r9k/

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>>93044915
>Laci Green starts dating iDubbbz' identical twin
>literally whos start FLIPPING THEIR FUCKING SHIT about betrayal
>some are bullying her or worse like sabotaging the relationship

Jesus Christ

>>93045032
>go dance
And you've lost me.

>>93044866
>its just women calling for men to not be fucking betas
We're not in the archaic age anymore, my son.
People can and seemingly will simply resort to artificial substitutes for physical and emotional companionship and artificial insemination for population upkeep if gender tensions keep on.

Back then they were hopeless without each other, but we're coming toward a time and place where no one's obligated to put up with anyone's shit. If our times are a call for anything it's that we'd best learn to ease off the gas or we'll be going nowhere fast soon. Slow and steady and all that.

>>93045067
There is evidence to support this too actually thanks. Give me a second and I can entirely blow her the fuck out.

>>93042390
>have something similar to me happen.
>Chad keeps trying to push it
>End up breaking his thigh bone in two places after he tries to start shit in a two storie bar
>He can barely walk again after that
>Find cute Art studies GF
>Ex-GF now a single mother

Like clockwork.

>>93045032
>fall into a grind. Grind for awhile
while I know what this is in principle, I feel I could do with a do's and don't's.

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SHE SAID YES

THE BITCH SAID YES

I HATE HER BUT THE BITCH

SAID

Y E S

>>93045032
Kek, where is that webm with the manlet being rejected by the black girl

>>93044915
>Chris Ray Gun is one of the nicest people on the internet
>OMG HES RACIST

Doesn't he live with like a two black weebs?

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>>93044915
Yappari.

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>>93045116
>TWO relationships have already budded from this thread

>>93043528
>converting them with a good dicking
This is literally a porn comic premise, I am pretty sure i read this somewhere

>>93045141
What if I was already in a relationship with a bitch? Did I ascend before everyone else?

>>93045092
>I can entirely blow her the fuck out.
Who?

well this has been a real thrill ride, but I'm shattered and have to go sleep. Bonne chance anons. Go forth and strike out into the world, and see what happens.

Armed with this information I expect great things from all of, okay well most- alright fine. SOM- well a few of you at least.

Go make a random anon proud and go approach the unapproachable, date the undateable.

Row Row, date the tsundere.

>>93045141
they're going to go horrible

>>93045081
total sperg who still goes to nightclubs and raves here. Look at people on the dance floor. Most of them just shuffle from foot to food in-time with the music, maybe move their arms a bit with their elbows at a 40 degree angle.

That's the bare minimum of dancing. If you can hear the music, you can do that. and you have no way of being the worse dancer on the floor because there's always a bunch of really drunk people who do even less and just sway side to side while holding their drink. so you're not gonna embarrass yourself.

>>93045197
do you go alone?

>>93044076
>How do you get out?
You don't. You learn to embrace the void and the void embraces you back. You find cold solace in being outside the unrewarding, unstable roller-coaster that are human relationships.

>>93045141
>two months time /co/ is dead because everyone is too focused on outdoing their fuck-rival to seek validation from a taiwanese fridge-magnet club

>>93045106
Don't get too keen. Synchronise first with bumps, y'know get closer. If they're not into it they won't sync, don't freak out, just move on picking up is what they're there for. If they do sync move in behind. Give it a sec then grab the hips/waist. As it goes on they'll get into it and things will escalate from there.
They might turn around for face to face grind, in which case you leg between there's is deec. Have a pash and potentially a bit of a feel up. By this stage they've turned around so you've seen them properly and they you. If you're both on board then proceed into chats or, gets some drinks get back to macking and let things escalate again.
Good luck, mate. Just remember if things look rocky, bug out. No one needs to get hard rejected here. It would wreck your confidence. Better to lose one you might have had than to get into a shit place.

>>93045124
Well, it happens. It worked for me pretty well when I was younger. I don't club much anymore. I get wicked hang overs.

>>93045116
>tfw don't know any bitches to ask
Fucking kill me

>>93045162
https://exhentai.org/g/721023/4a7c54d1d2/

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this thread confirms, once and for all, with absolute certainty and finality

ASUKA > REI

>>93045256
>going for stoic bedroom eyes autist
>ever

>>93045256
What? That she's easier? Basically. She was thirsty the entire fucking show.

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>>93045268
but why did you know that anon?
you want to know how you knew that?

BECAUSE
SHE
WAS
A
BITCH

DO YOU SEE NOW
DO YOU SEE AS I SEE

>>93045221
about four times in every five. At the same time its easy to make friends there and there's a good few people who are regulars at the events I prefer that I've gotten to know so there's almost always at least a few familiar faces I can catch up with

>>93042390
This man's mistake was stopping before causing permanent damage. Treachery and Infidelity are the greates of Sins and ought to be paid for with blood.

>>93045284
Yeah but man, thirst ain't all that. That's what I've been trying to SAY. People here are freaking out that women are finally attainable but they're not considering anything past the acquisition.
Typical Asukafags, just look how moot worked out- cucks and traitors the lot of them.

>>93045245
Thanks, that's some good guidelines

>make a minor character based on a girl I had a crush on when I was a 14
>years later our lives go separate ways
>she's married now
>can't bring myself to kill the character

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>>93045256
It was known before but now it's incontrovertible

>>93042466
Not that anon but are you seriously such a faggot that you're going sperg over a fucking anonymous post on a fucking cantonese basket weaving site?

The point is you shouldn't expect comfort from stealthily checking in on someone you don't interact with anymore, and in fact broke up with, or from griping about it to a group of anonymous posters on a board about comics.

>>93045256
Mari > all.

>>93045316
Hit up this guy as well. He goes solo. I always broke off from a smaller group.
We're amassing a lot of good spergy knowledge here tonight.

>relationships with training-wheels is approaching/dating bitches
>clubers helping people get laid without the strings
All I need is that discord anon to hook me up with some decent online friends. I used to have some I met through a real friend but I don't know how to find them myself. I like anon too much for starters.

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>>93045356
Leave
Now

my entire first relationship makes so much sense now

>>93045330
>killself instead

>>93045378
Story?

>>93045316
Shit I meant:
>>93045289
This guy

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>>93044669
Based

>>93045239
>it quickly gets repopulated by Spergy femanons angry that they aren't getting any.

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>/co/ thinking they've cracked open a trove of hidden truths

They're basic stereotypes know to people for years; stop having an /r9k/-style spasm to them. And as for the guy who made the Dark Souls analogy, you're a moron. The Souls series is good because it has beautiful atmosphere and original designs, not purely because of the difficulty. Something can be hard and still suck (see Lud and Zallen).

Just judge people based on their beliefs and actions, not some pre-conceived notion of category.

I now understand why I wanted to bone that one crazy redhead chick back in high school. Bitch was crazy, and that put a fire in my chest and some wood in me pants. But she was also unhinged af, and I ain't sticking my dick in crazy.

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>>93042914
>>93042963
>>93043376
>>93044028
>>93044669
>>93044866
WHATS WITH THIS FUCKING THREAD AND ALL THESE REVELATIONS WHEN THE FUCK DID /CO/ HIT /POL/ ENLIGHTENMENT LEVELS OF REDPILL

>>93044487
Belief is a fundamental part of life, no matter how much fedoramancers may try to deny it.

>>93045490
life... finds a way

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>>93042914
Mfw when this all makes too much sense.

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>>93045514
/pol/ was right again

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>>93045490
>About a decade and a half ago Black rappers started to use the term Bitch when referring to women in songs
>This was also the time when young black men started being more wimpy, passive, fucking other dudes (usually being the bottom) and thinking pink is a nice color to wear in public

The signs were all around me even at a young age.

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>>93042963
WE HAVE CRACKED THE CODE!! THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM HAVE BEEN FOUND!!

>>93042914
Don't go for women at all. They will all cuck you with the first nigger they see.