Wonder Woman - Steve Trevor Special #1 Storytime

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Man, that title was a mouthful.

>inb4 triggering

>>93041277
>Not titling it "Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor"

Lame

>>93041302
>it's a '/pol/ finally weaponises their autism' episode

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>>93041307
Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor Special The Movie The Game & Knuckles

>>93041277
>>93041307
>Not "Original Dude in Distress - Steve Trevor"

>>93041307
read the credits in the issue >>93041317

>>93041302

Oh, no. Bad start.

>>93041302
There's gonna be a lot of mad people in this thread.

>>93041360
>Cuckold

With this and the menimist thing, h-has Seeley actually been browsing /pol/?

>>93041277
So is this book canon with the Rebirth books or just some random one-shot set in it's own universe?

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>>93041356
Original Dude in Distress - Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor Special The Movie The Game & Knuckles

>>93041371
Nice, I missed that

>>93041387
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

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>>93041397
Original Dude in Distress - Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor Special The Movie The Game & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

I was gonna add that before you typed it.

>>93041409
>tfw beating OP to the punch
But were you going to add Hideo Kojima Presents: to the title as well?

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>>93041428
Hideo Kojima Presents: Original Dude in Distress - Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor Special The Movie The Game & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series:
The Telltale Series

Despite the jarring start, not bad.

>>93041335
And now we've got Steve's support crew from the movie added to the comic Universe.

>>93041302
Page one and I already can see I'm going to get LOADS of mileage out of this one.

>>93041457

Comics Steve NEEDS something, though. Being a discount Rick Flag isn't working for him.

>>93041450
Sponsored By RedBull

>>93041335
>>93041342
Wasn't expecting them to bring those movie characters into it.

I think Saturnia is supposed to be Eviless?

>>93041324

That kind of dick joke doesn't fit Diana.

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>>93041302

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>>93041317

I prefer the original.

There's something that have been bugging me about Steve. The editors seems to want to keep Steve in this nebulous area of sorta-boyfriend-but-not-really-maybe-who-knows, with Steve and Diana dancing around the issue. Lots of dates and kisses, but nothing serious or definitive. Definitely no sex.

Which is weird to me, because when it came to promote the SM/WW pairing during Nu52 they went all out.

>>93041619
Maybe they were holding out to see how well the movie does?

>>93041666
If that's the case, then we're gonna see them go all out DianaXSteve.

Do you think Diana will use Lasso as a sex toy in the upcoming inevitable sex scene?

>>93041754
Her character IS linked heavily with bondage...

>>93041345
>who believed the world will perish undet blood red skies

This is a cool idea
Are these guys new?

>>93041601
He has eight pistols and not one of them is pointed below her waist. If you're going to fire a gun at a woman, chivalry is already out the window. Shoot her in the foot while she's distracted by you shooting at her torso. And then when she's distracted by being shot in the foot, you shoot her other places.

I'm reminded of a line in Watchmen about a masochist villain, who pulled stuff as an excuse to get beaten up. These idiots look like they're failing on purpose.

>>93041666
Could be. If I were in their place, my thought would've been that the bigger the names in a pairing, the harder it'll sell. Push what's most marketable. The movie might rearrange the weights on that scale, but an insider ought to be able to guess at how and how hard.

>>93041376
>She stopped singing
Because the song's finished, man.

>>93041360
>letting another woman strangle him with rope
This is practically cheating Steve!

>>93041806
The Crimson Men are from the previous Steve Trevor ARGUS mini series, but the Saturnia character is new.

I think she may be a new version of Eviless who was a Golden Age villain from Saturn who also used a whip.

>>93041324
>you will never have wine and light touching with Wonder Woman
Fuck this gay Earth.

>>93041342
She looks like a giant in the first panel.

>>93041360
Pretty sure choking Steve like this is his fetish.

>>93041619
Didn't they bang on the beach in Rucka's Rebirth run?

>>93042190
They just kissed.

>>93042144
Steve likes LOVING domination.

Is it weird that I really do not like Diana x Steve? Maybe it's because I'm a femanon who wants to self insert with Diana, or maybe it's because I think she'd work well with Cheetah or maybe I just think Steve is a shit character but I just really don't feel their relationship

>>93042255
Even as a classic fan of Diana x Steve I haven't liked him in Rebirth so far, at least in the modern-day stories. They're not really showing WHY she loves him.

In Year One he was hot as fuck and very sweet so it made sense, probably the first version of Steve I've liked post-Crisis.

>>93042277
I should probably read Year One, comic relationships have been really letting me down recently. There's been absolutely nothing organic about the current plotline in Batman. Nightwing is absolutely amazing though

>>93041380
>no aging
>this flyboy has found paradise
>over a panel of children
That's unfortunate.

>>93042277
Really? I thought Rucka did a great job showing it, even in the present day stuff.

>>93041457
I honestly don't mind in this case. They aren't replacing any existing characters and Steve does need a supporting cast when he's doing his own thing.

>>93041505
Yup, Eviless/Saturnette. Has she appeared since the 40s?

>>93042058
>the Saturnia character is new
She isn't, she's a reimagined character from Villainy, Inc. from the 1940s.

>>93041505
>>93043057
According to Wikipedia Eviless was the inspiration for Saturn Girl of the LoSH

So giving her the name Saturnia could be a nod to that

>>93043096
Which is what I said in the second sentence...

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>>93041277
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Greek here.
That translation is fucked.
He said
"Fishes, bomb, take_a_photograph(1 word)".
I suppose he googled translated shoot in a stupid way, as in taking a shot and somehow ended with photograph, because reasons.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>93043250
And yet he got paid for it and you live in a third-world shithole.

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>>93043276
It's even worse , because supposedly he spoke "ancient" greece. Let alone the fact that he used modern greek instead -they're similar, but the difference is obvious-, there's a very clear problem with thinking you can say bomb or worse, photograph, in ancient greek.
There was no bloody word for that. Well, he thinks he said "shoot" and not photograph. So that makes it slightly less ridiculous. Slightly.

Unrelated question, is this a one time issue? Or they'll be more issues?

>>93043312
It's a one shot.

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>>93041329

Thank you lord for this bounty of shitpost.

Really all we need to do is change the mask's color to green to make it perfect.

>>93041335

M O V I E S Y N E R G Y

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>>93041277
I've never really cared for Steve Trevor. Just the standard issue soldier who hangs around some chick who rejected him on the hope that at some point she will finally settle for him again.

>>93041395

Christ, this is some sloppy exposition.

>>93043381
It's only been in the New 52 that she previously rejected him, and obviously she did finally settle for him again because they're dating.

I still can't get over it. Take a photograph? TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH?

>>93043482
Until one or the other decides that they are putting the other in danger by being together and decide to break it off again.

>>93043544
Why does that have to happen?

Literally the whole point of Steve Trevor is for Wonder Woman to save him.

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>>93043276
>>93043312

>being this triggered because the writer was lazy and couldn't google-translate Greek properly

Damn, Wondy fangirls have some thin skin, huh?

>>93043579
Only Trinityshippers who are angry that Trevor is getting any sort of push would be nitpicking like this

>>93043576
It just seems to be the way writers seem to go with lots of superhero relationships. Not saying that's what I want to happen, but it's just something I've noticed throughout the years. I don't know why, but writers just seem to like having superheroes breaking up relationships because they don't want the other person to get hurt because of them.
That or superheroes like cucking themselves and secretly stalk their exes and watch them fuck other people while masturbating furiously on some rooftop.

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>>93043579
To be fair, dude. /co/ has been harsh on the shit show America for their shitty Google translate Spanish, so this kind of criticism isn't uncommon.

>>93043579
It's not because I'm a wondy-fangirl, it's because I'm greek. This is ridiculous. Let alone that an idiot would figure out, there's no word for BOMB in an ancient greek, because there were no fucking bombs back then.
But take a photograph? How much of an idiot do you have to be?
Ιχθυ πυρ. (Icthy pyr). There. Fish-fire. Done. And in ancient greek too, as opposed to modern.

>>93043654

That's all I'm asking for. If we're going to give it to America for its shitty google-spanish, we should be willing to go after this issue's terrible use of google-greek.

>>93043659
I think you're mis-reading replies, because I was taking the shit out of the people trying to defend the poor translation with "b-b-but it's ancient greek!" and "Oh yeah well this person got paid!"

>>93041302
That's a bit on the nose isn't it?

>>93041619
Because that was SM/WW, a ship of the two of the biggest DC heroes not named Batman. Steve and Diana won't get as much press/stories for obvious reasons

>>93041457
Wasn't Movie Steve's crew basically The Blackhawks Crew but with an indian instead of a chinese kid?

>>93043654
There are plenty of reasons to give America shit, though

>>93041666
Yea they pushed the shit outta Suicide Squad and when it became a dumpster fire DC was putting out 3 books (1 ongoing 2 minis)

>>93043969
They were more like The Losers.

Before the movie I was sure the indian guy was gonna be Johnny Cloud despite some ultra-retarded sites speculating that he was gonna be Apache Chief solely because he's an indian guy. They also thought Charley was gonna be fucking El Dorado because he looked kind of Hispanic in that one photo or something.

>>93041432
Oh, C'MON!

>>93041360
Did 4chan write this shit

>>93043276
dude you sound so butthurt is kinda sad

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>>93041335
Why is DC's synergy so much comfier than Marvel's?

>>93041385
based on the costumes it's probably meant to be canon but no telling if it will ever get referenced by anyone

>>93049197
Here: "So Steve Trevor needs some supporting characters here. Let's pull in some characters from the movie that fit with Steve's background instead of making up new ones."

Marvel: "Okay so Nick Fury, who is white, has a black son, also named Nick Fury. And Nick Fury Jr is going to replace him, and do exactly everything that Nick Sr used to do."

>>93041277
Thanks for the storytime

>>93041302
Gotta admit, that's so fucking ridiculous that I ain't even mad.

>>93041457
>>93043038
Yeah, I'm good with this. If we actually see them again in another book I'd be okay with that.

>>93041352
>It's a gift for Steven
aw

>>93049329
>not mentioning BETTER than disgusting cishet mayonnaise-skin genicidal rapist cuckold Fury Sr
You disgusting waste of skin, I hope you get thrown in a vat of acid and set on fire after being sodomized with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire!

>>93041302

Holy shit Meninists are huge.

>>93041360
>You will never get an erection while being called a cuckold by a dominatrix while saving your friends' lives
Why live one more day?

>>93041324
Cute. One one hand I suppose she'd learn to not overshare when holding the lasso, on the other hand there are times to give a shit and this isn't necessarily one.

>>93041317
I want an ongoing called Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor a la the old Lois Lane ongoing

>>93041425
This page really needs a Mike Grell paid enough to take his time.

>>93041754
>Do you think Diana will use Lasso as a sex toy in the upcoming inevitable sex scene?
Yes, please.

>>93049311
I kinda hope this becomes a Steve and Diana led ARGUS book

>>93051003
Who doesn't?

>>93051003
Where's my 6 issue Wonder Woman's Boyfriend Steve Trevor mini, DC!

>>93041329
I can't not see him as Ollie with that beard. Wonder Woman shouldn't be kissing Ollie. SHAVE.

>>93043654
I think the primary difference is that you're not going to find many people who speak Greek outside of Greece, so using Google translate is a bit more acceptable. It's not hard to find someone who speaks Spanish and the use of Google translate is made even more obvious by the writer hyping up her Hispanic background.

>>93041395

Actually it says

"fishes
bomb
take picture of (shoot a picture, mistranslated)"

Still, nice to see my native language in a comic.

>>93042058
>Steve Trevor ARGUS mini series
Was it good? Worth reading?

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>>93041302
>XY

>>93041302
>Meninist/MRAs are insignificant virgin losers that should be mocked at every turn and never be taken seriously
>At the same time they're a huge enough threat to society that the need to listed under watchdog organizations

Which one is it? They fucking can't be both.

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>>93043346
That can be arranged.

>>93041397
/smtg/ pls.

>>93041450
Beautiful.

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>>93041324
wow what a shit special. but since you can do anything apparently, i want to see wonder woman waking up one day to find that steve got turned into a little kid and she has to deal with him running around trying to shoot real guns and do dangerous shit.

alternatively, and a much preferred special would be steve finding wonder woman as a little girl and having to deal with her out of control hormones. basically that justice league episode but since steve is already fucking her, she wouldnt be as coy

>>93053538
This is why you shouldn't try to depict a movement only using knowledge from sources that despise them. There's a lot of MRA stuff I disagree with, but this was a blatant strawman that didn't even fit into the story outside of the scene it appeared in.

>>93055007
It was probably included to temper SJW reactions to the villain being a woman. Because people would definitely bitch about that and Seeley gets enough hate from crazy people crying about Dick being sexy or Damian being colored with skin too pale or whatever else.

But I don't think it's going too far. Obviously in the DCU you'd have all kinds of people starting organizations to steal sci-fi shit. The lasso panel is the only thing that's kind of silly but that's more an issue of the phrasing being awkward to me. And even then it's not the main purpose of that part of the scene, since we're supposed to be focused on him getting the message.

>>93055263
Whatever sings ya to sleep at night princess.

>>93041376
She is singing the Turkish version of "Old McDonalds farm"

>>93041420
Are those kids playing with the severed head of the zombi guy?

>>93041277
thank you Norrin

>>93054399
Please stop.

>>93041360
She's literally /ourgirl/.

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>>93052218
Don't even remember.

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>six years
Well that's definitely not true anymore.

>>93057747
Wasn't this the start of Killer Frost's redemption?

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>>93057788
Yep.

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>take fat black Waller
>make her skinny black
>take fat white Etta
>make her skinny black
What did they mean by this?

>>93054399
Smallville Wonderwoman and Steve were really good.

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Obeezy

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Oh yeah, I forgot Giganta was in this.

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Jesus, Deathstroke looks like an Injustice character.

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Is that the Master Sword...?

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Whoops, posted the bad Channel 52 shit.

>>93041384
Seeley's browsed 4chan for years. There's references throughout his writing as far back as Hack/Slash.

I'd eat Wondy's asshole after she shit

>>93041619
>Which is weird to me, because when it came to promote the SM/WW pairing during Nu52 they went all out.
And that went over so well!

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>>93058561
>Fall, damn you! Fall!
What a Wonder Woman thing to say.

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>Here's what's going on in the other tie-ins!

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Like putting too much air in a balloon!

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And here are those Crimnson Guys

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Looks like another nice date night.

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What's this, the Firestorm Villain Squad?

>>93058952

Firestorm, Steve Trevor, just missing Deathstroke for the "DC Pushing the Fuck out of these characters" Trinity

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Really needed an entire page just for that one liner.

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>>93058987
Deathstroke was in issue 2

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Four unlicensed teleportation devices, and four unlicensed nuclear accelerators.

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IIRC Vibe is in one of the tubes

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I WONDER WHAT ADDING LIGHTNING BRINGING DOWN STEVE'S PLANE IS SUPPOSED TO SIGNIFY

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Time for fur

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That's a big gun.

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>>93041324
I could have sworn I was looking at Kevin Owens in a ski mask for a second.

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A.R.G.U.S. Protein Bars, now at 7-Eleven

>>93059133

goddammit zoom

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>>93041302
DC taking one out of the Marvel playbook, I see.

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Now this is quite a team.

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Oh no, the Emperor's Royal Guards have been combined with Jawas

best part of the movie
bump

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I like how Zebra-Man is on this team despite not actually having anything to do with Zebrahs.

>>93041302
what

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Time for hot rape

>>93059200
yo did she just kill those inoocent dudes

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I can't remember who this guy is supposed to be

>>93041619
>Which is weird to me, because when it came to promote the SM/WW pairing during Nu52 they went all out.

Different editors. SM/WW was a top down order from Jim Lee executed mostly by Berganza aka Mr. I-Haven't-Heard-of-Subtlety. The Trevor book is seeminly headed headed by the assistant editor who had nominal oversight of the Azz book, the one where you only saw Trevor in the Secret Origin short.

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So basically, ARGUS = SHIELD, Crimson Men = Hydra

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Wew

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So I guess he's like Swamp Thing, but Light Thing? Or Rape Thing?

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Hoo boy

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Overall, not bad.

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HAIL HYDRA

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I'm sure this will all be followed up on completely.

>>93059835
Good job anon

>>93059780
I could hear his heartbreak in that flashback.

>>93043346
>>93053710
>Being a stupid bitch

We only hate stupid bitches like yourself and when women are used stupidly as tools that insult men moronically...kind of like how you just did.

>>93058364
Jeffrey is going to have some strange fixations when he gets older thanks to this.

And who the hell name's themselves The Hotness?

Why don't they make Steve like some shit as always reincarnates or something.

>>93041302
>can get rich by forcing men to give you money
>can have sex all the time
>woman annoys you
>tell her to shut up
>a man annoys you
>tell a woman to shoot him in cold blood and it's not your fault since you didn't kill anyone
Shitty scene aside, I want this chemical to be my Eau de Cologne.

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I know you're still lurking /co/

You're made up of way too many wet noodled lefty cunts

>>93041302
>Meninist

Quit reading there. Credibility totally lost.

>>93041345
Crimson Men remind me of that one group that's like SCP.

>>93041861
I want Wonder Woman to step on me.

>>93042255
i loved Steve in the movie, but yeah i would rather see diana with a woman as well

>>93063359
>i would rather see diana with a woman
yurifags should be shot

>>93062279
i dont think it works as well for a movie.
just give her a female love interest or make one up

>>93063420
>just give her a female love interest
>>93063392

OG dude in distress = best