JSA Storytime: X-Statix

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>>93031450
oh lol someone's storytiming NEMESIS

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>>93031470

>>93031470
Preacher also dumped Amazons Attack! making it twice in a week that it is storytimed

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>>93031517
why would you do that :(

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>>93031540
oh shit here we goooo

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>>93031605

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>>93031639

>>93031517
my god

>>93031450
Hello, Storyteller.

>>93031470
>Millar shit
Nope. Fuck that.

>>93031517
>>93031540
I really hope that the movie's success means that we don't have to put up with anymore evil Amazons edgelord bullshit. If there was one time synergy could be a force for good, this is it.

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>>93031678
>dose feet

>>93031517
Request.

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>>93031705
Man, I wouldn't have guessed Dragotta from knowing his current style

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>>93031732
Actually, I say that, and then there's a 100% Dragotta face (it's the eyebrows) in the third panel

>only one more sleep until mutants are in Future Fight

comfy

>>93031470
>I'm gonna do something useful with my life, instead of wasting it on science!
I swear, this book really does revel in taking the piss.

I came across some commentary Priest did on his Spectre Hal story, and among other interesting comments:

>My overall resentment of Kyle is mainly about the fact he was created in large measure because the DC editors ran out of ideas. Rather than admit they’d run out of ideas of what to do with Hal, rather than move on to some other character or other career, these folks instead chose to hang onto their jobs at the expense of the legacy of classic characters, maiming and killing perfectly good characters.

>The early 90’s massacre of Hal and Barry and maiming of Arthur Curry were, in my opinion, the worst example of Guys Who’ve Run Out Of Ideas. Blaming Hal Jordan for your lack of imagination makes a virtue of cowardice, and I thought Kyle Rayner was the poster child for Lack of Imagination.

http://digitalpriest.com/legacy/comics/lantern.html

can Priest even get any more based

>>93031732
Howdy Fenris!

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>>93031823
Damn, son

>>93031793
I'm looking forward to running Pink Mink, although sadly weekends off are not really happening for the foreseeable future

>>93031639
>I might not be a mutant anymore, but I'm still loaded and gay.
Preach.

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>>93031886
MUTANT XANAX

>>93031823
he's not wrong

>>93031678
Mad props for the attention to detail in setting up the classic mad scientist lab. I bet he brings his hipster friends down there to drink craft beer and play board games.

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>>93031922

>>93031948
Shit I feel like I can already see where this is going.

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>>93031948

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>>93032069
You Deserved A Better Father.jpg

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>>93032102

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>>93032139

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>>93032186

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>>93032214
what's out tomorrow?

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>>93032237
CLICHE AVOIDED

>>93032237

Batman
End of Capt Atom
SteveCap issue
Ewing's Rocket

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>>93032257

>>93032237
Dark Knight III The Master Race #9

>>93032237
Flinstones F, Nova, Mr. Stroke, last issue of Captain Atom

>>93032237
Deathstroke
Shade
The last Captain Atom issue

>>93032237
Shade, TCG #9
Deathstroke

DK3: The Master Race is also wrapping up

Wonder Woman Steve Trevor #1

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>>93032280
I am behind on Nate's Suffering Life, in fact

>>93032237
Priestroke going monthly
Steve Trevor one-shot

>>93032237
All-new, All-/co/-Triggering Chaykin

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>>93032347
Which one?

>>93032347

Oh shit that Modern Civil War thing? hell yeah

>>93032237
Superman.

>>93032291
Funny how everyone just utterly failed to give a shit about that book after about a month.

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>>93032370
LAST ARC

it's a long one

>>93032381

well the 3 issues a year schedule hurt it

>>93032237
Prieststroke

Being monthly though

Curious to see all the team together

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>>93032413

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>>93032472
insert your own Steve jokes here

also hey! Russian money! That's not remotely topical!

>>93032413
>an Avengers lineup that is recognizable as an Avengers lineup

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>>93032497
Now i'm sad because we got that DOA Solo book instead of a topical and high satire Solo: One Man War On Terror

>>93032523
That was such a weird marketing line for a book that was dogshit.

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>>93032538
Apparently his 90s origin is "killing terrorists" which is totally also of the Now, but it failed at being now-related.

>>93032370
The United States of Hysteria or whatever it's called.

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>>93032583
zomg

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>>93032592
I'm sure it will be as misogynist as every Chaykin original comic I've ever read

>>93031823
How was there a massacre of Barry in the 90's when he died in the 80's and got a perfect send-off?

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>>93032632

>>93032636

Priest seems to dislike that generation of heroes huh, Wally, Dick, etc.

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>>93032660

>>93032632
There were some folks triggered at the idea of this kinda political comic. Clearly no idea who Chaykin was.

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>>93032676
>pre-Disassembled

>>93032676
am I seeing things or is this issue lettered in comic sans?

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>>93032698

>>93032669
Him and Alex Ross should do something together some day then.

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>>93032704
not quite? IDK

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>>93032801
hah!

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>>93032820
>You guys are gonna be sorry

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>>93032859

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>>93032882
I love Allred's Thor

>>93032669
Kinda curious know to hear what he thinks about Johns' run on Green Lantern?

>>93032801
Captain America doesn't care about Mutant People

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>>93032912

>>93032912

he's like only on the cover but i fucking love his Vision

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>>93032963
SECRET HISTORY OF DOOP

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>>93032991

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>>93033022
not St. Basil's!

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>>93033054
I don't expect to ever go there, but I'd love to see that building so much

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>>93033094
well look what little shit it is

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>>93033122
I love you guys but I wanna go kill things

I'll see everyone tomorrow morning maybe! I'll try to catch up on Nate's Brutal Life tonight

OH GODDAMMIT I JUST SAW A RAT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

>>93032592
>THE DIVIDED STATES OF HYSTERIA
https://imagecomics.com/content/view/chaykins-the-divided-states-of-hysteria-a-timely-and-unflinching-political
>In THE DIVIDED STATES OF HYSTERIA, a deeply troubled America is barely beginning to recover from a profound national trauma, only to be further destabilized by a worst-case terrorist attack
>"Black Kiss was banned in the UK and Canada—The Divided States of Hysteria may very well get me arrested here in the good ol' USA," Chaykin said of this raw, uncompromising vision of an all too familiar, all too near future America.

Well okay then. I read Unthinkable recently, and I wonder how this will compare to that

>>93033164
The original Black Kiss also came out at a time when we were less blase about dicks everywhere

>>93033160
thanks OP, have fun killing stuff

>>93033160
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

>I wanna go kill things.
Now I have the image of a 30-40 year old woman in Phantom of the Opera cosplay dramatically attacking rats while singing with a strong Texan accent. So thanks for that.

>>93033314
you are free to come kill things with my Breton Templar self

also, I don't have much of an accent

>>93033160
RIP JSAnon, eaten by rats.

>>93033164
>Black Kiss was banned in the UK and Canada
kek, was it really?

>>93031450
Well, hot shit. I missed the whole thing by losing track of time.

TIME TO READ ALONE AND COMMENT TO NO ONE AT ALL.

>>93031470
The Warlock?

>>93032237
>what's out tomorrow?
Superman #24
Batman #24
Deathstroke #20
Nightwing #22
X-Men Gold #5

>>93031678
Shit, no one noticed the /d/?

>>93031732
Might be him trying to imitate Allred to maintain consistency with the rest of the series?

>xstatix show never

>>93032963
Sinister ass Avengers feel so damn out of character.

Even Iron Man, and he's Kang's sleeper agent!