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Ashi Appreciation thread

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I'm not gonna post the copypasta this time-edition.
How does it feel for you bros? Still hurting?
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who?
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>>93027035
Never heard that one before
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>>93026362
Jack stop posting this thread. It isn't healthy, you need to let go.
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>>93026362
Nigga where you been?!
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>>93027031
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>>93026362
>it's another ashi appreciation thread

It's not like there's anything to appreciate, anyway
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>>93026362
YES, LET US REMEMBER MY DEAR DAUGHTER AND MY FOOLISH SON IN LAW!
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>>93027887
Ignore the haters.

they're secretly hurting too
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>>93028029
>He told you, babe, he had to drop in on the family, make sure they remembered his name.
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So Cut Into Darkness is coming along well.
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Did anyone see Greg actually perform the E X T R A T H I C C meme?
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WTF I GOT AKU POWERS LOL
I laughed my ass off when she disappeared, christ
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>>93028641
Good to hear it. You intend to post samples for /co/ to read or is it a just for you sort of thing?

>>93028676
It was pretty funny, I kinda wish he had a duet with Scaramouche, though.

>>93026362
Following a random post-finale fic, which I never do for anything, so it must be effecting me somewhat.
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>>93028858
The Aku powers were pretty consistent, honestly.

Aku already knew how to do all that shit a minute after being born and staring at his hands. Wonder what other random shit Aku could do that he just never thought of?
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>>93028895
Also i actually got to commission an Ashi pin up from /aco/ anon Rando
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>>93028969
As much as the end bummed me out, I gotta admit I laughed that even /aco/ was all 'well I can't fap to this NOW, it hurts too much' after the end.
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>>93026362
>Incidentally, babe, some crazy cat over on /aco/ - FREAKY red light district that! - was looking to get ahold of your e-mail! I know, nuts, right? They'll have your name up in lights, kid, the guy who ALMOST croons as good as me, Scaramouche!
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>>93027994
I'll do what the fuck I want
>>93028029
Was out of state and exhausted after getting home.
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>>93029119
Jack, she's gone. They all are. You're just talking to yourself. You have to move on with your life.
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>>93026362
Who's a Ashi? I only see Jack?
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>>93029209
IGNORE THESE HATERS FOOLISH SON IN LAW! ONLY I GET THE PRIVILEGE OF MESSING WITH YOU!
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>>93029366
Undelet this
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>>93026362
Ashi sucked. Her death was phoned in and like something out of a bad movie. How anyone felt anything at it other than amusement is beyond me, but I guess they weren't lying when they said /co/ has shit taste.
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>>93029473
Coming from the asshole using an image from the worst anime ever concieved?
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>>93029515
Predictably, you think my reaction image means anything or is in any way relevant. Nice job being so predictable.
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>>93029209
As long as I keep her memory alive she can't truly be gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A&ab_channel=SimpleMindsVEVO
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>>93029573
>SO CAN I BABYSIT TONIGHT? I PROMISE I WON'T CORRUPT MY WONDERFUL GRANDCHILD. YOU CAN TRUST THIS FACE!
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>>93029473
Pretty sure most posters are faking it and using it as a excuse to shitpost, /co/ really pushes the "pretending to be retarded" stuff hard
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>>93029683
Goddamn, I hope so.
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>>93029683
>most posters are faking it.
I beg to differ. I am actually still upset about losing her.
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>>93029722
Just remember the good times anon. It's what I've done. That and watch episode 8 followed by the reaction vids.
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>>93029768
I try, but the finale kinda tainted everything prior for me. I can't really enjoy something lighthearted knowing what it leads to is just a bitter tragedy.
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>>93029722
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>>93029802
>being sad over a dull non-character getting Gurren Lagann'ed
The biggest tragedy here is that I don't know if you're pulling my dick or not.
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>>93029722
>>93029768
>>93029802
Like that, my hopes are dashed. Goddamn, /co/, your taste is shit.
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>>93029836
I actually wish it was irony. But I actually was in a funk since the end of episode 9, to about a week and a half after episode 10 aired.
My friends were legit worried about me because I wasn't talking to anyone or eating sufficiently.
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>>93029853
>clicks on "ashi appreciation thread"
>"wtf why do the people here like ashi"
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>>93029932
Shitposting is a thing.
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>>93029932
What kills me is you have to go catalogue diving to even find the thread, since there's nothing new in the show or the art community right now to discuss. Well, besides the Aku singing Sinatra thing, but we've all seen that by now.
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>>93029970
>>93029932

>Criticize something
>Why are you here lol?
Like clockwork.
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>>93029811
>PLEASE, GO ENJOY TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER. THE WONDERFUL GRANDCHILD WILL BE SAFE. I PROMISE
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>>93029988
All you're doing is calling our subjective taste wrong. That's not really critical, just mean.
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>>93030210
...Very well. I had better not come back to my child practicing black magic, Aku. Or shouting curses.
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>>93030244
>DO NOT WORRY YOUR SQUARE HEAD FOOLISH SON IN LAW, NO BLACK MAGIC WILL BE TAUGHT AT ALL. NOW GO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND MAKE MORE GRANDCHILDREN FOR ME TO SPOIL
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>>93029888
Oh yeah, teriyaki chicken lad. I almost forgot you.
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FUCKING HELL SIRIUSXM!
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>>93026362
Fuck that, post more Brengela!
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>>93030720
>teriyaki chicken lad
>Ashifag
>Scaramouchefag
>someone in this thread called me jack
I think I might have too many personas on here.
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>>93030936
>tfw the samurai dicc is extra thicc
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>>93030905
That hoodrat is ded
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>>93026362
Who else wants to see Ashi take a ride on Jack's Harley into the sunset?
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>>93028053
Gotta source on this? I really dig it.
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>>93031398
That would've been cash
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>>93031405
I randomly found it on deviantart
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>>93031398
I didn't think I'd like rockabilly Ashi but it works!
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>>93031398
Dammnit I love this persons art.
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Blah blah blah wedding reception blah blah blah first dance blah blah blah Stereo Love blah blah blah tender kiss to fade out
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>>93029970
Honestly i shed a tear of joy and sorrow because i pictured Aku singing it at Jack and Ashi's wedding
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>>93026362
Still hoping on
an extended ending where Ashi is brought back so she and Jack can finally have peace and happiness together
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I know it'll never happen, but I'd be interested in an alternate 'how does Jack react to being trapped in the future for real' ending.
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>>93032835
I don't know, it depends on how Genndy feels about the backlash. It's equally likely though that he will listen more to all the people saying that the ending was perfect solely because it wasn't happy and it had a pretty final shot.
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>>93026362
Greetings, fellow Jashi fans.

From the same lunatic who gave you the story about Jack's conscience urging him to an hero, the rap battle between Aku and Rick Sanchez, and the brief story about Jack's Apotheosis, I give you, without further ado,

"What the wicked fear".

A moment’s hesitation in combat, it is well known among seasoned fighters, can mean death or dismemberment.

One moment spent boggling at an unforeseen development instead of reacting can mean the end of a life or an empire.

Aku had learned this lesson, watching countless hordes fall to a Samurai.

Thousands of missed opportunities for a killing blow, all because someone stopped to stare at a decapitation or a parried bullet.

That will not be me. He promised himself. If worse came to worse, he would not gawk, gloat, or elaborate on how thoroughly he’d beaten the Samurai. He’d just kill him.

That was the plan, at least.

*Out of the way, you stupid little-*

He brought down black razor-sharp scythes at the interfering Ashi, somehow having broken free of his control, he would teach her to interfere…

…and she backhanded…

…no, her hand TURNED into a spear and swatted his attack aside.

*You could have stabbed him, THEN televised his dead body. Kill, THEN gloat. KILL THEN GLOAT. But no, no, you had to get theatrical!*
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>>93034566
Hopefully the rain of single-atom sharp spears of black abyssal hatred that pinned the dead and dying to the ground had gotten the desired point across- do NOT mess with Aku, even if you are piloting a massive stone Samurai that can land a few cheap shots…

He glared. He had wanted to use the Samurai’s true love/his daughter (he would figure out how the hell his own progeny could go so far astray later) to kill him, break him mentally and physically, but now he saw that was the same mistake he had made when he had attempted to do a live televising of his death.

Theatrics.

No more of that.

He glared harder, and destructive red light shot from his eyes, with the intent to remove the ‘i’ from her name…

…and she glared back, and an opposing pair of red beams of scorn clashed with his in an explosion.

Jack perked up. “Ashi! You have Aku’s powers!”

And he did not hear Ashi’s gasp and realization that she did, in fact, have her father’s powers…

Every claxon and alarm in his head suddenly went off.

Someone was opposing him.

Who had his powers.

Who was on the Samurai’s side.

Those powers included opening time portals.

THIS WAS A VERY BAD THING.

Her arm stretch to grab his sword. He knew her next move. If it succeeded, checkmate. Game over.

A fist the size of a small house crashed into her, slamming her into the rock wall.

“Ashi!” cried his mortal enemy, and then he turned to give Aku…

That Look.

He could not flee. Ashi had his power, and that included endurance and surviving things a woman had no business surviving. He either killed both of them here, now, or all was lost.

Jack could fell an army when calm. Now, he was furious and charging with a weapon that treated his regeneration like wet toilet paper.

And Ashi was getting back up.
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>>93034611
In a split second he realized the dilemma. If he ignored Jack, he’d kill him. If he ignored Ashi, even if he killed Jack, she’d go back in time and help his past self.

The Scotsman, an intangible ghost, loomed overhead. The music wracked him, made him unable to concentrate, and dissolved his dark powers. He could only assume that the ghost could do that indefinitely, because that was Aku’s luck.

Shit.

Shit.

SHIT.

SHIT!

No more theatrics. No more pride. No more holding back.

He dodged Jack’s first strike, and let out a roar that echoed across the earth.

“EVERYONE! TO ME! NOW!”



The depraved, the sadistic, the wretched and perverse, those who had been exiled on pain of death from their world or were hunted relentlessly through the cosmos knew one thing.

Earth was a haven.

Aku didn’t just not give a damn if you decided to go on a rampage of raping, pillaging, and burning, he welcomed you. Every single mass-murderer was another obstacle for this “Jack” that had been a pain in his ass for so long. Every day he spent saving a village was one he wasn’t spending tracking Aku or a now extinct time portal down.

It didn’t matter if you have so much blood on your hands it can- and had- stained an ocean planet, Aku welcomed you.

It didn’t matter if you had committed so much rape that every single space pirate wanted to kill you not for a bounty, but out of sheer outrage, Aku would direct you to a village. A very unprotected one.

It didn’t matter if you went to a thriving galaxy, in which the horrors of war and crime, famine and disease were things of the past, set it’s Sun into supernova, and then used EMP weapons to stall any evacuation attempts, all just to see what would happen, Aku had a place for you among his many scientists and was eager to hear your project’s results.

There was one caveat, though.
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>>93034637
When Aku said jump, you jumped.

When Aku said kill the Samurai, you drew lots to see who went, and those chosen wrote up their wills.

And when Aku said everyone to me, NOW, you dropped what you were doing and you went.

Because if Aku was ever killed, if the master of masters was ever slain, if the Shogun of Sorrow ever fell…

Then the reason all the bounty hunters, rapist-hating pirates, and every single morally outraged person had for avoiding Earth and its solar system like a plague vanished.

And when Aku was gone, they would come for you.



Aku was losing.

Every nick from the sword was agony, and the rebel army, Jack, and Ashi had figured out his game plan- stop Ashi from creating a portal.

The rebel army- what remained of it- could only annoy him. He had to endure their mosquito-bite attacks, lest he let Jack land a serious blow, or let Ashi form a complete portal.

AND THE BAGPIPES!

He tried to remain calm, imposing, the darting, weaving chess master of darkness, but after the seventh brain-rattling deluge of Scottish caterwauling…

“I WILL PERSONALLY FLAY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR DAUGHTERS ALIVE IF YOU DON’T STOP THAT INFERNAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”

Jack’s sword bit into his side deeply, and he backpedaled, only barely distracting Ashi with a thrust lance of darkness.

“Big talk from someone who’s barely holdin’ on, ya big babeh!” The Scotsman jeered.

Where were they?

Where was his back up, his last line of defenses-

Rockets and laser fire pelted the earth where Ashi had been seconds ago as she desperately darted away.

“FINALLY!” he cried out in exasperation. “FOCUS YOUR FIRE ON THE GIRL AND THE SAMURAI! DON’T STOP UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT ASH! AND IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY INKLING OF MAGIC WHATSOEVER, SHUT THAT INFERNAL GHOST UP!”

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>>93034677
This is what it meant to be part of the rebel army, at that moment.

There are two possible favorable outcomes for you- one, the one you’d planned on, is that Jack kills Aku. No omnipotent deity of evil means that there’s no organization to the many gangs, bandits, and scum that he has grip over.

The second is that Ashi, who that crazy bagpipe playing ghost says can send Jack back into the past, sends him back, hopefully to end this before it ever starts-

Which may mean you don’t exist.

But Aku has killed your loved ones. So FUCK him.

So you ignore your wounds as best you can and try to distract him, because even if you fall, it will be worth it.

Valhalla or Heaven.

A world without Aku, one way or another.

And now, you have one ghost who is playing music that hurts Aku, the Samurai has his sword, and the woman who was infected, maybe by Aku has suddenly turned on him and the ghost with the bagpipes is telling you to give her breathing room so she can make a portal to the past-

And Aku is losing.

He can’t think fast enough, Jack’s blows and the bagpipes are weakening him.

The scales will tip. Soon. You’re winning.

Then every single horrible thing in the world suddenly arrives.



To try and give a blow by blow account of the battle would be fruitless, as it was pandemonium.

Those not already slain steeled themselves as the most horrific abominations of flesh, metal, and magic charged down on them, raining missiles and lasers, plasma and poison.

Aku is aware of how Jack’s tactics will change.

The foolish Samurai is a defender of his people, so when those people are set upon by hordes of merciless thugs, drooling at the sight of the Scotsman’s daughters, he steels himself to fight them all.

Ashi swaps her tactics from “find room to make a portal” to “vaporize anything that threatens Jack”.
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>>93034701
The Scotsman tries to keep Aku distracted. Key word, tries. There are a number of sorcerers among Aku’s faithful, and though they can’t attack him directly, they set to bolstering Aku with unholy magicks and wreaking havoc on the rebel army with gouts of flame and lightning, meaning what was once a decisive detriment to Aku’s power becomes only an momentary irritation, as the Scotsman is divided between distracting Aku and countering unholy spells.

So here Aku is. His foes are barraged, his hated enemy is distracted, and his traitorous “daughter” is trying her best to defend her lover.

He could step back and let his armies finish them.

He could do that, and mock the Samurai and his allies…

But that is the old Aku.

That’s theatrics.

And so in a moment of dark humility, realizing that his hubris has cost him time and time and time again, Aku assesses the situation with an analytical coldness.

The rebel army was a nuisance, not a threat.

The Scotsman was a nuisance, maybe a threat later…

Jack was an immediate threat…

Ashi was a threat times infinity, he saw now, her taking Jack back or even going back herself meant everything was lost.

Ashi was defending her lover.

The solution for the most dire problem at hand became readily apparent in a stroke of dark genius.

“FOCUS ALL FIRE AND SPELLS ON THE SAMURAI, NOW!”
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>>93034732
His armies- for once in a lifetime of incompetence and disappointment, complied, and as expected, Ashi uses her arms and eye beams to intercept the barrages that Jack cannot dodge…

…and leaves herself open.

She doesn’t realize what’s going on until the second spear from Aku has pierced her throat, then four more through her chest, then another through her stomach, then she is not so much a threat as a pincushion, and she falls, pain and despair in her eyes-

-and as a coup de grace, he rips away that power he infused her with, and a voice in the back of his head chides him, Why the hell didn’t I do that first?

Next problem.

The Samurai looked to his fallen lover, her mouth moving wordlessly… maybe she’s mouthing a final farewell or a warning, who cares…

The Samurai turned to him.

There is…

There is no sound to describe it, unless Aku wanted to believe every single god of good suddenly screamed in anger, as the Samurai fucking loses his shit.
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>>93034756
Aku lost 25% of his army before his brain suddenly screamed, THIS IS A VERY, VERY BAD THING.

Note to self: Killing the one person someone ever loved might not break them immediately, but turn them into a tornado of fury.

50% gone. Reflection time was over.

“DAMN YOU, AKU! DAMN YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY!” screamed Jack as he dealt a glancing but painful blow before decapitating several more sorcerers.

“Oh, you’re just mad because I penetrated her before you did-”

He met the Samurai’s eyes. Pure, unchecked hatred.

Several agonizing slashes later and a desperate backpedaling from the screaming chainsaw of rage, Aku decided to cut the jokes. More of his allies fell upon the Samurai- all were viciously and rapidly dealt with without landing so much as a scratch.

As he dodged and Jack cut down his army in his rage, Aku realized he’d just created an even bigger problem. The Samurai was deeply in love with his daughter, and now that she lay dying…

…Idea.

He looked behind the Samurai, and widened his eyes. “HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET HEALED?!”

Jack turned. “Ashi?!” he said hopefully…

It only took a split second to realize he’d been suckered.

It might as well have been an eternity.

It was too humane, perforating him like he had Ashi. A proper execution would have been burning at the stake, boiling in oil, anything to break him and make him scream, to make the world watch as the one who could defy him fell dead.

THEATRICS.

Theatrics got you killed. Split seconds meant death.

Never again.

He reeled back to dodge the Samurai’s counter-stroke.

The perforated warrior staggered over to Ashi, coughing…

Her arm twitched, her lips moved.

He fell beside her in with a thud he could hear despite the din of battle.

Out of instinct, he prepared for the surprise attack, even as his hated enemy weakly gripped Ashi’s extended hand as both lay in a pool of blood.
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>>93034779
He would rise and sweep at his lower mass with a horizontal-

No, too obvious.

He would jump and deliver a feinting vertical slash, then sacrifice that for three weaker cuts-

No, he tried that before, he never tries the same trick twice-

“Jackie? JACKIE!” The Scotsman screamed in horror.

The rebel army and his forces stopped with a mix of gasps and screams.

Aku blinked, waiting for the deception to pass.

Trickery. Ninja trickery. The bodies would turn to straw or ash, and he’d be right behind HIM-

He turned. Turned back.

He focused his eyes.

There was no pulse from either of them.

There was no pulse from either of them.

“Huh.” He coughed.

But that meant no more Jack.

But that meant-

“Heheh.”

But that meant there was no one else.

“Bwe… heh heh ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA-“

Aku, for the first time in fifty years, bellowed in unchecked joy.

“He is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!”

His armies looked, not daring to believe it… and slowly, they began to cheer, an unholy jubilation at the death of the one who had slain so many.

“Now, then…” he said, grin spreading uncontrollably. “Now, then.”

He could kill them all.

Quickly, or slowly. There was… there was no one to stop him. At all.

Even if someone did pick up his blade, they could at best rush him fruitlessly, only to be vaporized.

No… No. He would offer… clemency.

“Foolish mortals that you are, you can only be expected to follow false hope blindly. Such disloyalty demands death, but I am in a merciful mood. The first twenty people to use their bodies as a toilet walk away from here. No questions asked.” He offered.
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>>93034799
Desecrate the bodies of their champions. Turn their back on hope and accept the world that was Aku, and kill the rest as a warning…

One raver girl, clutching a broken arm, stepped forward, looked up at him…

…and spat.

“FUCK YOU.”

“We will fight… to the very last. Never again will we be afraid. Never again will we serve out of fear.” She coughed, then drew a deep breath, clearly costing her what little strength she had left, she bellowed.

“FOR THE SAMURAI!”

“FOR THE SAMURAI!” called Rothschild, battered but unbowed.

“FOR THE SAMURAI!” echoed the Scotsman’s daughters.

The rest of the shell-shocked army echoed the battle cry, and Aku let out a heavy sigh.

He turned to his army, a long-suffering look of disappointment on his face.

“You all see this, right?” he said, jabbing a thumb over his shoulder. “You can offer them chance after chance. You can show mercy. You can try to educate them in how the world does and does not work. You can offer them a chance to save themselves when they have betrayed you…”

Aku turned, tempering his undiluted joy (the Samurai was dead, the Samurai was dead!) with a veneer of fury…

“…and the only thing they will ever understand are the languages of destruction and pain. Fortunately, I am fluent in both.”

A new sight caught his eye.

Next to the corpses- an older man, in his fifties, solemnly took the Samurai’s sword. Orange-red hair.
He wore a gi like the Samurai, maybe out of tribute.

It was apparent this man had been working out. Even at his age, his stance was disciplined, and the glare he gave Aku said he had no fucks left to give.

Who is this guy? Was Aku’s question.

The response he gave himself, sadly, was I don’t care.

The man started to speak. Aku lazily vaporized him with a blast from his eye beams, turning to sweep the entire battlefield in unholy fire-
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>>93034821
It had been a stupid move, George realized.

But the Samurai had saved his life as a baby, had taught him in infancy what it meant to stand up to the wicked, and he’d be damned if he just ignored him in his most desperate hour.

But he’d come too late.

His hero, his idol, the savior of the world- Samurai Jack- lay dead in a pool of his own blood, clutching the hand of some unknown girl.

Maybe a lover.

Charging with the sword was suicidal. Sure, he’d trained, but he wasn’t Samurai Jack.

Aku’s look had been annoyance before his eyes blasted him with what felt like the sun’s wrath.

Oh well.

Maybe the afterlife would let him meet Jack in person…

“I say, that was rather foolish. Courageous, but foolish.” Came a cultured voice.

“Well, it wasn’t like he weren’t goin’ teh kill alla us anyway.” Came a resigned, Scottish voice.

He opened his eyes.

They- he and the rebel army- were floating through what seemed to be an infinite starscape.

“We’re dead, aren’t we?” The defiant raver girl asked, examining her now uninjured arm.

“I’m afraid so.” Rothchild, the canine archeologist, said sadly. “At least we are free of Aku.”

“Where Jack?” asked the odd white-haired jumping man, almost hidden among the white monkey tribe.

“If there is any justice in the afterlife, he is with his family.” Answered the Spartan.

“Rather sad, really.” A Triseraquin said ruefully. “In the end, Aku simply crushed us all like flies.”

“Sometimes…” the Scotsman said sadly, now whole and solid, “…sometimes the vill’in wins.”

“NO.” a voice, clear and powerful, resounded through the cosmic sea.

Before them, without fanfare or flashy light, appeared three… there was no other word for it, deities.

Ra, with a falcon’s head.

Rama, with six arms and a bow.

Odin, great and glorious, one-eyed and solemn.

“EVIL CANNOT TRIUMPH SO LONG AS ONE WORTHY SOUL REMAINS.” Odin boomed.
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>>93034862

“THE SAMURAI’S BLADE WAS MADE OF A SPIRIT THAT COULD NOT BE BROKEN.” Rama spoke.

“EVEN NOW, SUCH A WORTHY SPIRIT EXISTS.” Ra said, his gaze sweeping over the army.

“One of… us?” The Scotsman said, confused.

“NO, NOT ONE OF YOU.” Odin spoke as his good eye shone brilliantly.

“ANYONE CAN SAY THEY WOULD FIGHT TO THE END FOR GOOD, BUT HOW MANY WILL ACTUALLY DO IT?” asked Rama rhetorically.

“ANYONE CAN CLAIM TO RESIST EVIL, BUT HOW MANY HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DO IT WHEN ALL SEEMS LOST?”

George’s eyes widened. “You mean…”

“NOT ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU.”

Rays of iridescent light shot from the three deities’ eyes, extracting the righteous fury from every member of the rebel army.

The cosmic sea echoed with the clanging of divine hammers, forging new weapons.
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>>93034887
“Well, that was fun.” Aku said, rolling his shoulders. “So, any ideas what we do with the bodies of my hated enemy and traitorous daughter?”

“Leave them to the crows?” suggested one.

“Nah. Too boring.” Aku declined.

“Nail them to your fortress walls?”

“Mmmmmm… no. Too cliché.”

“Turn them into puppets and act out scenes mocking their love life for children?” suggested another.

Aku and the rest of his forces turned to face the last suggestor, a fat, balding man in powered armor.

“That’s… revulsive. That’s the most unbelievably perverse thing I’ve ever heard. Never, in a million years, would I ever consider such a flagrant cruelty, to use on children, no less!” Aku’s outraged indignation shook the battlefield with it’s fury.

“I like it.” He concluded. “We’ll need preservatives, maybe new costumes…”

A brilliant flash of light erupted from the dead rebel army.

“Oh, what now?” Aku asked, turning. “I swear, you people never know when to…”

His eyes widened.

The red-haired man stood, unsinged, holding Jack’s katana.

So did Rothchild.

Each of the Spartans brandished an identical blade.

The white monkey tribe held their swords in overhead positions, legs bent.

Each of the Scotsman’s daughters held a blade in their hand.

The Spartans.

The Ravers.

The Triseraquins.

A rumble caught his attention. He turned to see a repaired stone samurai, towering to match his height.

The metal of its sword now gleamed with the same holy power Jack’s had.

Aku blinked once. “What… the… fu-“

“FOR THE SAMURAI!” bellowed the same raver that had spat at him.

(It is not entirely necessary, but advised, that one starts listening to “Row, Row, fight the Powah” or Final Fantasy’s “Battle on the Big Bridge” here.)

And with a roar, they charged…
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>>93034918

*Okay, Aku, keep calm, deflector shields and replicas, all to try and get you to freak out. Swat them like flies, and they’ll lose their calm…*

His left hand crashed down, narrowly missing a group of Spartans, and they slashed, each blow sending burning, agonizing pain as the holy blades burned away the essence that was Aku.

*No.*

The Ravers feinted and hacked at his base, and he shrank back.

*No!*

The canine archeologists held their larger blades in their liftcraft’s claws, jetting forward, using laser fire and slashes to carve up the rest of his army and keep him off balance.

Spartan and Scotsman’s daughters rushed to back up the Raver’s, as his army was rapidly demolished.

*No no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO*

He blasted at them with laser eyebeams, only for the attack to be blocked by the Stone Samurai’s massive blade.

He tried to crush them with massive paws, flailing tails, and every thing he could think to shapeshift into, but the hardier ones simply cleaved through his attack, and the nimbler ones dodged then slashed at him-

The white monkey tribe’s flying assault turned from annoying to deadly, each blow carving into him burning wounds.

He turned to flee into the air, only to meet the flying ravers and archeologists, the Triseraquins, and the Scotsman, all forming a barrier to block his retreat.

“Yer not goin’ anywhere, murderer.” The Scotsman’s ghost growled, once jovial boisterousness replaced with cold fury.

In that moment, Aku felt a cold lump twisting itself in a place a mortal would call it’s stomach.

This, he knew now, was terror.
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>>93034952

Ashi stumbled through the misty vapors.

She had awoken, draped in what appeared to be a robe… or gi… like Jack’s, only suited to her body…

…which was now curiously absent of perforations or Aku’s power.

“Jack? Jack?” she called. “Jack?...”

If this was hell, she expected more fire…

…there he was.

He knelt, head bowed, face downcast.

“Jack? Are you okay?”

He looked up at her, a horrible broken look on his face.

“Jack, oh Jack, thank the gods you’re okay! I was so worried I’d-“

“I failed, Ashi.” He said flatly.

“I failed them, I failed my parents, and I failed you.”

He returned to looking at the ground.

“So… my long lost son arrives.”

Jack’s head shot up.

There, in an elegant robe, arms folded behind his back, his wooden geta clacking as he walked forward, was an older man.

“Father…” Jack spoke.

“Your mother and I have been waiting for you.” he said simply. “Your ancestors all want to meet you.”

Jack lowered his head. “No. I don’t… I don’t deserve to join them father. I have failed. Aku… Aku has won.”

Ashi turned to the man, then on impulse threw herself to her knees. “Sir… it’s not his fault! I insisted on joining him, Aku used me as a weapon, and I-“

“Ashi, you did everything you could, you fought back and-“

“I wasn’t fast enough Jack, I distracted you-“

“Distracted? You saved me and fought off Aku, I let my anger-“

Whap.

The man executed two perfectly synchronized- yet restrained- dope slaps on both kneeling young adults’ heads.
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>>93034979
“Enough. You truly think you failed, my son?”

Jack blinked in confusion. “…Aku… killed me. I didn’t manage to return to the past to stop him.”

“Oh?” Jack’s father raised an eyebrow. “Tell me, do you remember what I told you what you must learn to do, as the emperor’s son? It’s not about just issuing orders, or living a high-class life, or knowing a hundred inane rituals or customs… it’s about leading by example. Inspiring others. As for returning to the past… well, who knows what could happen if you were to interfere with the flow of time? It is… sad that I did not get to watch you grow up. Sad that you were denied your birthright to be emperor. But you have. Not. Failed. Me.” He said, punctuating his last words for emphasis.

“And you, young woman.” He said, turning to Ashi. “So many bent to Aku’s will of their own volition, and even when they saw past his lies, they willingly deceived themselves. Only a strong mind and a pure heart could ever, in a million years, hope to overcome his direct possession, let alone turn his power against him.”

Both considered this briefly.

“But father, all is lost. He will surely crush those who came to help me, their families!...”

His father chuckled. “Have you so little faith in your allies?” he said, pointing to the left.

Both heads turned as a portal opened.

Jack stepped closer to watch, and his eyes widened…

The canine archeologists wielded katanas like his.

The white monkey tribe jumped and slashed, cutting away at Aku bit by bit…

As tears filled his eyes and pride swelled in his heart, he realized…

“They’re worthy.” He said, voice trembling as Ashi put a hand on his shoulder. “They’re… all worthy...”
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>>93035005
This is how Aku, Master of Masters, Shogun of Sorrow, dies.

Mortals he would consider barely even worth his notice suddenly rise from the dead brandishing swords forged from a righteousness inspired by his now dead enemy, and infuriated by the loss of their savior, charge to avenge him and his lover.

When he sweeps with blacks scythes and massive claws, Scotswomen and Spartans cut them back.

When he tries to produce soldiers of his own mass to overwhelm them, the ravers, Triseaquans, woolies and Blind Archer’s tribes sweep in to strike them down.

When he belches fire and fires lasers, the Stone Samurai blocks all assaults with its massive blade.

And the white monkey tribe and their elder but spry human leader jump and dart, delivering a death by a thousand burning cuts…

Seeing an opening, the robots direct their commandeered Stone Samurai to deliver a powerful overhead slash, and Aku, in agony, doesn’t notice the blade until it’s between his eyes.

Splitting him in two.

Like a horde of army ants, they descend on his falling halves, cutting and cutting and cutting and cutting.

In those final moments, Aku realizes that Jack has had the last laugh.

His courage did not die with him- like a candle, it lit many other candles, and he was so focused on snuffing out one that he didn’t see the sea of burning righteousness rising up to beat back the darkness.

This is what the wicked fear.

That the end of one hero will simply mean more will rise to take their place.

This isn’t fair, he thinks as the hordes descend on his one remaining eye, all that remains of the once invincible Aku.

This isn’t fa

SLASH
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>>93035028
For a moment, they just stared at the last cinders that were the Shogun of Sorrow.

Then, the cheering began. Shouts of joy, cries of relief, battlecries from the Spartans, hooting and hollering from the white monkey tribe.

They had won. The long, dark nightmare that was Aku was over for good.

Then, one by one, the laughter and cheering died as they turned to face the fallen samurai and the girl who had done the unthinkable and turned Aku’s power against him.

Breathless and still, they grasped each other’s hands.

One of the Scotsman’s daughters walked over to the two prone bodies as others held hats over their hearts or began to weep, and another of her sisters joined her.

“I’ll get him.” The older said, fighting back tears. “Can you carry ‘is lover?”

“Aye.” The younger said softly, bending down to pick up the fallen woman as respectfully as she could.

The trek back to the nearest city to spread the news was a long, silent, solemn one.



The bustling city, named “Megapolis 1-C9”, a cold, sterile name of efficiency, did not bustle on that day. No massive traffic of hovercars, or maddened frenzies at the Omni-mall.

The news that Aku was dead, and with him almost all of his loyalists, was one that spread cheers and joyous celebration all over Earth, until the price of the victory was mentioned.

Samurai Jack was dead.

Not missing in action, not “we found his sword and tattered hat”, but a sadly confirmed true and total death.

Most did not know of Ashi, and thought she was just another casuality. Then rumor spread about how she had broken free to defend Jack, how she had turned Aku’s power against him, and most tragically, the final grasping of hands between what many believed- and the Scotsman’s ghost affirmed- were lovers.
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>>93026362
I'm recovering
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>>93035054
So on this somber day, as the street’s sidewalks were filled with silent mourners observing the funeral procession, it was decided if she was good enough for Jack, she was good enough for anyone.

Ashi was to be buried alongside their savior.

Spartans and Blind Archer Tribesmen carried Jack’s casket, and the Scotsman’s daughters bore Ashi’s. All wore their new swords at their sides, sheathed.

Even creatures not deemed to be intelligent enough to know were in attendance. A giant sea serpent held it’s held downward alongside a massive white bird’s, in what could only be seen as a sign of unbearable grief.

At the head of the procession, the spectral blue ghost of the Scotsman proceeded before the march, playing “Amazing Grace” on his bagpipes.

The burial site was chosen to be what was once a massive prison for dissidents, now torn down and rebuilt as a memorial to the hero who had shown them the way to make themselves free.

The massive screens, once used to advertise and proclaim Aku’s law, now were used to broadcast the funeral to all who could not fit into the massive memorial site.



“I don’t think he really had anything to gain from helping us.” Admitted Rothchild.

“We had no information on time portals. We had no information on Aku’s weaknesses. We had nothing but our loyalty as it was to offer, and he still came to us in our time of need.”

“Fighting on our behalf cost him time, energy, and injury. And yet, never once did he blame us. Never once did he insult us or called us cowards.” Rothchild bowed his head.

“Without him, we’d still be digging up crystals for Aku.”
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>>93035075
“We betrayed him.” The Triseraquin said. “It was because Aku threatened us, but we, in our weakness, betrayed him. Lied to him.”

“…and yet he saved us. And all he asked in return was for some crawfish.”

“I’ve heard it said, without the sword, he was powerless. That, friends, is a lie. The sword may have been the only weapon that hurt Aku, but without someone like Samurai Jack to wield it, it was worthless.”



“Yeh all know that if Aku gets yeh into one of his ‘re-education camps’ or, Gods help yeh, turns his dark powers on yeh himself, then yer family and friends may as well start mournin’ fer yeh, because everythin’ you were is goin’ to be gone.”

“From what we know, Ashi was… raised to kill teh Samurai. From birth onward, her bitch o’ a mother taught her nothin’ but fightin’, all for the sake of servin’ Aku.”

“What happen’d between her and Jack that turned them from enemies te lovers, I dinnae know.” She said sadly. “What I do know? When that bastard Aku forced his evil into her, and Jack called out to her to fight it… she not only broke free, but turned the bastard’s black power back on ‘im, and fought to the bitter end.”

She bit her lip, inhaled, forced herself not to cry. “…when they died, they died holdin’ hands. If there’s any justice at all in the world, they’re together now, smilin’ down on all of us.”

“For any of yeh who might think ill o’ here, remember- Jack was the one who saw the good in anyone, big or small. And if he saw e’nuff good in ‘er to want her as a lover, that should put any questions to bed.”
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>>93035095
Jack tried to speak, but words would not form in his throat.

Ashi could not longer see for the tears in her eyes, but her smile remained.

One by one, those he’d helped and those she’d saved in that battle came forward to testify.

As their caskets were settled into their final resting place, all who were at the final battle drew their swords and saluted one last time, bidding their heroes farewell.

“I’ve heard many, many things from Gods, and Goddesses, and sons of Gods. One struck home with me.” Jack’s father said. “There is no greater love than a man lay down his life for his friends. You both did more than just slay Aku. You ensured that if ever another evil comes to this world, their children will remember- they don’t need to wait for a hero to save them.”

Jack blinked as he focused on one, and he pointed. “Is… is that…”

“George did not forget the lessons he learned from his brief study under your wing.” His father affirmed. “No one did.”

Jack wiped away a tear, smiling, then turned to Ashi.

“I’m so sorry.” He said, bowing his head. “If I had been quicker…”

“Don’t apologize.” Ashi said, reaching up to touch his face. “You are worth dying for.”

He reached out to touch her cheek, smiling.

The Emperor cleared his throat. “…I… wish to speak to your… lover, as it were.”

Ashi blinked, then turned to face his father.

“I’ve seen you. I’ve seen you grow from blind hate to see the truth, to embrace it regardless of the cost. I’ve seen you defend my son with your life, even if it meant fighting your own mother.” He said solemnly.

“I cannot give you a childhood that a daughter such as you deserves. But it would honor me and my wife if you would become our daughter in law.”

“Do you mean-“ gasped Jack.

“Can we-“ Ashi asked breathlessly.

The Emperor simply nodded.
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>>93035120
Jack turned, grabbing Ashi’s hands. “Ashi, love of my life, will you give me your hand in-“

“YES!” she squealed happily. “YES! YES! YES! YES!”

They embraced shamelessly, and Jack’s father pretended to be very interested in the fog.



Very little more needs be said.

The wedding was done in a traditional Japanese fashion, and all who had trained the Samurai and had awaited the day that Aku would be struck down were in attendance, and they let out cheers and whoops when Jack and his bride Ashi were pronounced husband and wife for all eternity.

For the sake of decency, little will be said of their time spent together after that, or the century’s worth of time they spent in a sort of honeymoon, talking, laughing, and doing things to one another that the Kama Sutra excluded out of virtue of physical impossibility.

What should be said is that those who bore the swords of light passed them and their story down through the ages, and told them of the sacrifice of a man and woman, and how their courage had inspired them.

There were horrors in the universe. Some less than Aku, some greater. But eventually, they all had one thing in common, a bit of wisdom they shared among each other as a rule of basic survival.

Don’t go to Earth unless you have a death wish.
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>>93026362
>91 replies with 27 posters
>still on page 1 after about 5 hours
You mods really love beating the dead horse, huh?
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>>93026362
Doesn't hurt at all, she died and the writing and pacing were so bad I didn't give a shit.
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>>93026362
Series should have ended with Jack awkwardly introducing his half-demon girlfriend to his bedraggled father.

WACHA!!!
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>>93029028
I posted it in that thread just now.
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>>93035857
>implying people don't just bump it when it hits 9
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>>93026362
Daily reminder that the gods are lazy cunts
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>>93026362
It hurt for awhile, still kind of does, but I've made my peace with it in that I think the ending was poorly written and thus can substitute any number of other endings, or just believe Jack finds a way, as he always does.
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Has the artist of the OP image made anything new in my week absence?
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>>93035955
I love this scene, and the stupid smile Jack has when Ashi professes her readiness.
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>>93036141
Nope, or if they have, I've not seen it.
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>>93036112
I guess that's the best I can do.
It is a bummer though that it closed the door on more canon Ashi content.
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>>93036801
Well it DID open the door for an elseworld spinoff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoiVETkVvnQ&ab_channel=SofiaPuerto
Yet another alternate ending that is more satisfying than what we got
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>>93032978
>Genndy actually listening to fans
Yeah snowball's chance in Hell.
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>>93037697
Anything is better than what we got. Also like to take this time to plug the series Cut Into Darkness: a film noir elseworld Samurai Jack series about a rookie cop who takes on an evil mob boss/mayor in revenge of his slain family with the help of a boisterous hot headed partner and a beautiful yet deadly assassin with a dark and troubled past (we know that's Ashi). Currently episode one is on the writing block and the intro has successfully been penned.
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>>93036093
Daily reminder that they don't give a fuck. Except Odin, he probably would've gave Ashi divine protection as well as Jack if Ra and Vishnu weren't assholes
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>>93028984
Genndy broke Zone's heart.
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>>93038247
Genndy needs to be stopped. He can't keep doing this.
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>we could have had this ending
>genndy just couldn't let her have happiness
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>>93038561
>>93039128

It still fucking disturbing that aku somehere inside of his wife and every generation of jack family will have a little AKU.
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>>93039406
Well had they stayed in the future, killing Aku would simply just nullify her demonic powers and do the same for their offspring.
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>>93039263
I think losing Ashi had more of a profound effect than losing Nia mainly because the audience got to see Ashi born and grow up. Nia just showed up in GL at the halfway point in a fucking box.
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>>93039481
Ironic isn't it?
>nia has shit buildup but meaningful ending
>ashi has actual meaningful investment but abhorrent payoff
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>>93039586
Not to mention the hate for Ashi is unwarranted. Nia was more of a Mary Sue than Ashi.
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>>93039608
I mean, neither of them can be a mary sue by definition. Both of them were created by the original source materials author.
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>>93039631
>>93039608
But yes I agree wholeheartedly that Ashi got way too much undeserved hate.
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>>93039647
Honestly had the episodes been longer, i doubt there would be as much hate for her or season 5
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>>93039647
>>93039717
Like instead of 30 minutes, an hour would tie up the gaps between episodes.
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>>93039776
>>93039647
Not to mention it would be refreshing to see her actually comfort Jack as he starts to have a mental slip.
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>>93038561
we need more preggers Ashi art.
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>>93040028
One of the two moments a woman is at her most beautiful: the other is on their wedding day.
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>>93039921
I guess I'm the only "normie" that wanted to see this happen
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>>93040028
At least we have this https://youtu.be/7xrh473V4gM
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>>93040356
Truthfully I welcome any more scenes of Jashi.
Their positive interactions were some of the most pleasant media I've seen in years.
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>>93040485
Plus what heartless retard wouldn't want to see Ashi comfort Jack through one of his sanity slips while reminding him that even though his home and family are gone he is their legacy and they will always be proud of him. Not to mention seeing her put his head over her heart to comfort him in the process.
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>>93040564
This would be absolute kino.
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>>93040564
>Not to mention seeing her put his head over her heart to comfort him in the process.
I'm gonna need you to stop that right fucking now
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>>93040600
Yeah that brought up memories of my ex wife.
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>>93040564
Can we please get a drawfag on this.
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>>93040625
Dammit! This is why i can never forget Ashi: her aggressive nature and overall sexiness reminds me of my first wife.
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>>93040698
I'm actually waiting for a lingerie pin up of Ashi from good ol Rando
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>>93040625
>>93040702
Sorry to hear that m8 :/
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Ashi is PRETTY.
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>>93040771
It's alright, on the upside i might get to see my son next year for Father's Day
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>>93040776
FUCKING FLAWLESS!
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>>93040800
Man, you burgers have a fucked up idea of what family life is.
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>>93040776
sauce?
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>>93041010
Honestly being divorced fucking sucks.
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>>93041839
>THAT'S MY LITTLE GIRL! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>93041839
FIFTY YEARS OF CUM!
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>>93040776
So anyone wanna bet that the High Priestess was really Josephine? The resemblance is uncanny between her and Ashi
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>>93041839
Women publicly bragging about the sexual prowess of their man, while he gets embarrassed, is my fetish and I wish it was a real thing and that there was more of it.

Sort of like a "loyal slut" thing.
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>>93042525
Kind of an oxymoron though
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>>93042525
It is real though, its called being a great fuck.
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>>93042309
Not really? They're not even the same ethnicity.
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>>93042982
We never knew what her race was though
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>>93043050
We know her daughters are all east asian, though, implicitly Japanese.
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>>93043061
What if Josephine was Asian herself?
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>>93043087
She's pretty obviously not supposed to be. She's also way shorter than the High Priestess. They do have long dark hair in common.
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>>93043105
Still you never know though.
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So, do you think Ashi would manage to keep up with royal duties and the court ceremony as a princess and wife to the future emperor?
I imagine her getting bored to tears and being frustrated with the whole royalty thing, on top of pressure to bear an heir.
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>>93043260
To be frank, rule seems to suit neither Ashi nor Jack's personality, and Jack has a marked preference for solitude, silence, nature, and austere living. Jack likes to solve problems himself, too, which'll make it hard for him to delegate as an Emperor. Probably Jack and Ashi would be each others' rock (again...) on this rather more mundane but still considerable challenge.
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>>93043343
Knowing Jack, he'd forsake his claim as heir and live a simple rural life with Ashi while having sparring matches with her that lead to fun in the fields.
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>>93043378
Yeah, except Jack is the most honor-driven person to walk the planet, he wouldn't drop the crown, especially when he seems to be the only child and heir that the emperor and empress had.
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>>93043413
Still, it wouldn't be impossible for him to want a peaceful life. Besides, being a ruler would constantly put him at risk for assassination. As a commoner he'd actually be safer. Same with Ashi.
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>>93043378
>>93043413
>>93043518
I couldn't see Jack dropping his duty to his father's kingdom unless they have another son (and considering they're pretty aged, small chance of that). Jack would almost certainly be amenable to abdicating for a younger sibling, but he won't eschew his duties completely. It's just not how he rolls.

I still see Jack and Ashi slipping off for 'long weekends' gods-know-where while he leaves trusted functionaries in charge during quiet times. No guards, no ceremonies, just road and the world.
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>>93043619
Gods forbid some idiot bandit gets the gaul to try kidnapping Ashi.
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>>93043680
In Jack's case he might actually survive, but as far as Ashi goes it seems that once she's fighting, it's to kill you. Could've literally just asked for the money and stood a better chance.
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>>93043796
>Jack finds out Ashi's been kidnapped
>He starts to plan a rescue
>tfw he remembers the orc army's fate
She'll be home before dark
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>>93043619
Oddly i can picture them retreating to a secluded cabin by a lake.
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>>93044570
That sally-chan chick who does fanarts is writing a fic where that literally just happened.

Wouldn't surprise me, really. Jack seems like he'd be infinitely more comfortable living in the rough, and Ashi possibly more so.
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