It's a pornagraphy store. I was buying pornagraphy.

It's a feed store. I was buying seed.

Sneed's Pornography Store
Formerly Chuck's

>>93025470
This joke got better with age. Who buys porn at all anymore, let alone from a store?

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>yeah they were gay

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>>93025728

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>>93026412

>>93025728
Drive ten miles outside of any given city and you'll see tons of XXX stores.

>>93027170
Guess that hillbillies haven't yet figured out that you can just torrent or stream your smut.

>>93026808
I love those old timey cartoon designs, the animators must have had a laff drawing them

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>>93026412
I fucking love the segments about Homer's brain.

>>93027202
They have internet providers that slow down their internet if they do.

>>93027202
As someone who works in tech support, I can tell you that people over 50 can barely operate a computer and cannot use the internet outside of clicking links you've set up for them on their desktop, so there's still a pretty big market just buying videos from 1989.

>>93026808
Swish

>>93019563
>>92994768

>>93027496
Hillbillies aren't old people tho

>>93027170
Those stores are like 90% sex toys.

>>93028691
They have the mentality of old people. And the hygiene.

Do you come with the car?

>>93025728
Usually sex toy stores do well

>>93025728
Guys in the military. Next door to every base in the nation is a porn store.

>>93025470
This is one of those lines that still pops into my head a few times a week for no reason at all. It's got some kind of irresistible musicality to it.

>>93026412
>Green and yella
You got Juice there fella
>Tangy and brown
You're in Cider town

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>>93026166
>god-tier non-sequiturs like this will never return

>>93030026
And of course, in Canada the whole thing's flip-flop

FUCKING LEAVES

>>93027496
>As someone who works in tech support, I can tell you that people over 50 can barely operate a computer

Eh? Maybe 20 years ago but today computers have existed most of your life if you're in your 50s.

>>93030384
That's some underage kid you're replying to.

>>93026166
Back in college a prof. Played an episode of leave it to beaver in class ( i forget why) and it was first time ever seeing it. When the credits said Tony Dow, the Tony Plow joke immediately came back to me. I never got the tony plow joke before that, but man did i have a good laugh that day.

>>93025728
My town has three sex shops and my aunt can pinpoint their exact location by heart.

>>93027496
Is browsing the Internet an ability that must be taught at a young age or are old people just unwilling to learn?

>>93030384
Like, my dad is 62 and he's been using the things since 1975.

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>picking up pallet of booze from this big warehouse today
>workers there listening to tunes across the way
>just finish counting the bottles and cases
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW. ERRT. ERRT. ER-ER-ERRT.

>>93030967
You work hard, you play hard.

>>93030846
I meant your average blue collar baby boomer can't use technology for shit, not your neckbeard dad.

Hey, Trump is like 70 and he's the most prolific Twitterer in existence.

>>93030771
ever wondered why people here hates phoneposters?
people doesnt like change, yes, i know you are posting from a phone retard, get the fuck out.

>>93031553
Told you this guy has issues with his redneck father.

>>93031776
I'm on a laptop.

>>93030026
I thought it was clear and yella

A pornography store is so much more comfy than the net though. I enjoy talking to the people.

>>93030755
Is your aunt Tracey Lords?

>>93030967

anon, why did you take me to a gay warehouse?

>>93031553
>>93030384
>>93027496
The number of people who actually "understand" technology is small anyway and always has been (using technology =/= understanding its workings).

>>93031876
Are they wearing pants when you talk to them?

>>93030384
Back in the 80s, the Apple II was known as an old guy computer while Commodore and Atari users were typically kids. This is a little funny considering Apple's hipster image.

>>93032136
Yeah there's an oddly high amount of Ebay Apple II auctions that came from estate sales indicating the user base on the whole was older than Commodore's user base.

>>93031783
>>93030472
>>93030472
>>93028691
>>93027202
Why are you trying to derail the thread with your /pol/ shit?

>>93032279
Nobody has brought up /pol/ in here except for this guy >>93031673

>>93030384
>>93027496
My experience is that older guys more often just use the Internet for practical stuff like weather/news or to support some hobby of theirs, they're not so immersed in online subcultures like Millenials.

>>93026808
> that goddamn turtle

>>93029278
This. There's always a rack of decent-but-vanilla fetish DVD's for the oldfag plebs, but most places I've found at least are +75% toys that most people wouldn't have the balls to buy off the internet and risk outing themselves to their housemates/neighbors. Sure, sites always say it'll be "discrete", but factoring in the the fact that it'll show up on your credit card history, and human error? Shit can happen.

>>93032279
>hating hillbillies is literally being /pol/
please lurk more

>>93033270
is buying sex toys really that taboo still? I mean Amazon has them under the "health and wellness" category.

>>93032240
Probably because they were more expensive and designed for work rather than playing games
Not much has changed

>>93033991
Maybe basic toys like dildos are becoming more commonplace, but stuff like flesh lights, bondage gear, and etc. all still seem pretty taboo.

>>93033991
In Canada you can buy them in malls along side bongs and other paraphernalia

>>93025470
Keks.

>>93033991
>>93034233
It's still relatively weird, though Spencer's sells all sorts of weird stuff and they're in a whole bunch of malls.

>>93032068
are the waiters eating food when you go to a restaurant?
dumbass

>>93033800
>>93032279
Hating hill-billies is being reddit, you tool.

Hill billies are based and know how to function in life more than literally any city-goer. Throw a city walker 10 miles out of the city limits, without their cell phone, and watch them cry like little momma-pussies.

XXX stores are also popular for sex toys.

>>93035947
They can at least get away with it by having such an unpleasant atmosphere that no normie would ever bother crawling into such a loud, dark, narrow aisled shit store just to browse unless they already knew exactly what they'd find in there

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>>93025689

>>93027202
I can't torrent a pocket pussy
Not yet atleast.

>>93036678
>tfw dad took me to a Spencer's when I was 10

>>93036842
yes you can, just buy a 3d printer

>>93025470
Why would the insurance company have a problem with Homer buying porn and then getting into a car crash?

>>93037055
Good luck sanding down the inside.
We aren't that far into the future yet.

>>93036703
I see this image and all I can think is
>Cherry Poptart

>>93040088
>there's only 38 stars on that flag

Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!

>>93041095
That's quite a nice model, sir.

>>93041103
Model?

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>>93025470
>pornagraphy
>porna

>>93025728

Time was nudie mags were big business. Didn't have the internet so you had to walk into the stores and ask the dude behind the counter for them. They usually weren't on display. Video rental places made good money on porn too. I kind of get nostalgic just thinking about it.

>>93035948
A lot of them places have wacking booths

>>93041137
I believe that was intentional. Imagine Homer saying it. Pornagraphy.

>>93025728
>Tfw you can't tell whether to buy sex toys online and have your bank keep a record for years if not months, or buy it in a store and risk the funny looks of the guy behind the counter and being on a CCTV tape for goodness knows how long

>>93036005
>tripfags are literal inbreds

Really massages my macadamias.

>>93042553
>your bank keep a record for years if not months
You mean forever.

>>93043475
Yes, I do.
I have no idea how months got there.

>go into the curtained-off section of the video store as a little kid
>before know anything at all about sex
>have no idea what the fuck I'm seeing
>just looks like a bunch of people with weird inhuman growths on their chests and crotches

>>93025728
>>93025728
I paid $10 for a doujin a couple days ago because I couldn't find it for free online.

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>>93025642
>>93025689

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>>93036005
>Throw a city walker 10 miles out of the city limits, without their cell phone, and watch them cry like little momma-pussies.

During one summer I went for a 15 mile hike to a little hamlet where my grandmother lived. I only knew the route from an earlier bus trip and still managed to backtrack all of it with no problem.

But you will still remain an inbred Cletus from sticks.

>>93025728
There's a certain thrill to owning an actual porno mag or movie that you don't quite get from just from fapping to porn online.

>>93036005
you seem to underestimate the adaptability and stamina humans have

yes, convenience makes you lazy, but when youre ripped away from it you fight tooth and nail to get back to it. city folk are still taught survival skills at a young age and it doesnt take a genius to figure out how to forage or find shelter

>>93025728
Mags are good when you just wanna rub one out in the bathroom real quick.

>>93045456
Underrated post.

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>>93046185

>>93045456
Everyone that posts this image should just get permabanned.

>>93046307
>getting bathroom germs on something your routinely put on your face
Have fun with your E Coli.

>>93045407
What doujin anon

>>93035948
Wack off and calm down

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>>93046634
Princess Pippa #4 - Kidnapped

So not really a doujin, but I don't really know what to call Western porn comics

>>93030755
Lewd

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>>93046553
>not knowing how to maintain proper hygiene
Have fun with your E Coli AND mine.

>>93047003
Hey, you're the one taking your phone into the bathroom.
You're in no position to be talking down to anyone about hygiene.

>>93046553
>he doesn't know how germs work
Justify your phobias with something else because science won't support you.

Here's a hint: your toothbrush, providing a moist breeding ground for bacteria, will contain a million times more e coli than anything else you bring to the bathroom but it's still not even remotely enough to make a frail granny with AIDs sick.

>>93047039
How exactly is it you imagine an object entering a bath room instantly taints it? By that logic, should you even wear clothes going in? Touch anything at all? I really think you need to elaborate your assumptions here.

It's not like I stick the damn thing up my urethra or rub my sphincter all over it, you know.

>>93047281
>he doesn't get naked before going to pee

>>93046553
holy fuck you're a pussy

>>93046553
Will do. Just a heads up, I don't wash my hands after I pee or masturbate, so [b]e careful

>>93048012
Kill yourself.
I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about with e coli and phones, but kill yourself.

>>93038594
they wouldn't, the joke is that instead of telling them the truth that he was at a bar, he's happy to give a way more embarrassing answer