Will you submit anon?

>>93023263
No, struggling makes them Moist.

>>93023263
Nah they're all smiling when they should be looking at me with thinly veiled disgust.

File: heretic.jpg (153KB, 615x689px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 615x689px

>>93023263
Two are not yet unlocked.

why do movies insist on fictional foreign countries having the same racial demographics as an american city?

>>93023376
Lold

>>93023384
And what would you prefer anon?

File: BU-53Lxgxfs.jpg (591KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

591KB, 1080x1080px

Hnnng

>>93023263
No. I'm a fucking 90 kilograms of fuck you... also they probably would kill me if I did.

Which is why I also have gun, because I pay my taxes.

>>93023263
Never. I despise the concepts of amazons with my very being, and I have no wish to live a slave. I choose to die with Honor, drenched in the blood of barbarians.

>>93023423
Trans people... delicious...fag

>>93023422
90% pure bronze or olive skinned women and the rest are irrelevant.

>>93023439
Thy words have wisdom.

>>93023422
racial homogeny

it bothers me the most with asgard, and even if I can manage to forgive them being multiracial, why the fuck does the asian one actually have a japanese accent?

>>93023438
Goddammit /k/ can't you even jerk off normally

>>93023502
Bekausea it's gudo for sjrr, anon san.

>>93023384
>>93023502
Ok, but at least in Wonder Woman the island is in the Mediterranean, so it's at least possible. Hell, not even uncommon really.

>>93023263
>>93023423
12/10 would willingly die by snu-snu

>>93023384
Aren't the amazons reincarnated martyrs from different countries though?

>>93023567
Thw amazons have always been like this tho.
Due to being from the souls of any woman who died horribly was wronged in her life

>>93023423
The left and middle ones are confirmed to return in Justice League.

>>93023575
If you die by Snu Snu, then you are not worthy of Snu Snu. Grow a pair, hit the gym, read books, learn martial arts, be a goddamn warrior you puny fuck.

>>93023263
>Will you submit anon?
No.

They get more excited when their prey fights back.

>>93023263
>WW2
>the Jew looks like she's been trough Auschwitz
And yet it's still wrong.

>>93023263
Lovingly.

The fact that nobody else made that joke is disgusting. This board is fucking garbage.

>>93023608
>expecting casuals to know that
>implying /co/ reads comics instead of finding excuses to bitch about absolutely everything
Anon, pls.

>>93023423
>those arms
>those legs
>those abs
And yet Wonder Woman is a skeleton. How did this happen?

>>93023735
You are fucking garbage and i'm gonna kick your ass.

>>93023764
Gadot is a bad actress with no dedication to the craft. The movie being good despite that speaks VOLUMES about the skill of the director.

>>93023423
Muscle women are pretty hot, desu, so long as it's not overly muscular.

>>93023450
>not wanting your boipucci hammered by a muscular trans

Wow, Anon, how are you this much of a faggot?

>>93023423
I'm almost sure the middle one is or was a man.
The other two are fine.

>>93023263
Two of those aren't Amazons. They're Congos.

>>93023630
>Amazons
>Atlantians
>Human army
Damn Darkseid don't fuck around

>>93024086
Well, I could totally go bongos for them.

>>93024114
I don't like this "Johns Darkseid" approach. Too similar to Thanos even if Darkseid is a shitload older than him.

>>93023439
Achilles did nothing wrong.

>>93024148
Hector would beg to differ.

>>93023263
They're all beautiful, but the blonde on the far left, God damn.

I would be their pussy eating toy

>>93024176
>caring what the coward who ran around Troys wall during his duel with Achilles thinks

>>93023852
this
Male actors will gain weight, muscles they grow bears or cut their head bald.
Women just have to look good
When will feminist tackle this inequality?

>kneel before Faora
>submit to Amazons
Based DC.

File: jjj.jpg (5KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 150x150px

>>93024397
I laught at you submissive fags, while I make women kneel and submit before me.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when a woman looks at you like you are the alpha male? Where she relies on you to protect her and she knows that she can count with you? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but be dominated and fucked by you?

This site is so affeminate and submissive, holy shit.

File: blacked.jpg (122KB, 736x1173px)

122KB, 736x1173px

>>93023502
>it bothers me the most with asgard
Heimdallr is attested as possessing foreknowledge, keen eyesight and hearing, is described as "the whitest of the gods" and keeps watch for the onset of Ragnarök while drinking fine mead in his dwelling Himinbjörg, located where the burning rainbow bridge Bifröst meets heaven.

"the whitest of the gods"

Sauce:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heimdall

File: 03.jpg (25KB, 397x448px)

25KB, 397x448px

>>93024526
>alpha male
>visits 4chan

>>93024526
>not wanting death by snu-snu
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??

>>93024535
B-but... it's Idris Elba!

>>93023627
>Thw amazons have always been like this tho.
There are many origins for the amazons, dumb tripfag.

>>93024526
>trying this hard
Eternal virginity confirmed.

File: ahlbalhlalblah.png (236KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 480x360px

>>93024526
I laugh at you vanilla fags, while I watch women kneel and shit before me.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet boner when a woman strains and forces out a fat log? Where she groans loudly and braps? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but to take a really satisfying shit?

This site is so vanilla and normie, holy shit.

>>93024526
>Has been with a woman.
>Posts on 4chan.
Okay.

>>93024590
>B-but... it's Idris Elba!
I didn't mind Sam Jackson as Fury; and I'd have loved Elba as, say, Blue Marvel ( or an older Luke Cage ) ... but for 3 min as a Norse Deity???

I've seen The Wire and Luther; miscasting aside he was completely wasted here ( and don't get me started on Star Trek ).

>>93024145
We are not gonna see Final Crisis in our lifetime, so I'll take what I can get

File: missed it by THAT much.jpg (28KB, 644x418px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 644x418px

>>93024607
>women kneel and shit before me
9/10 I lol'd.

But we all know Russian gold is where it's at.

File: NNGP6qL.jpg (226KB, 991x741px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 991x741px

>>93023608
They are.

>>93023263
Why the fuck would would any man submit. Half the fun is struggling against them, only to succumb to snu snu at the end.

>>93023764
Those aren't actually actors, iirc. They're pro athletes.

File: laughing-gifs-foolish-human.gif (4MB, 347x244px)

4MB, 347x244px

>>93024321
>they grow bears

>>93024835
>Those aren't actually actors
And neither is Gal Gadot, and yet here we are.

>>93024799
>They are.
Sure, sometimes. Other times they're the ( female ) children of raped and murdered sailors.

Death just after Snu-snu.

File: IMG_2489.gif (28KB, 168x191px)

28KB, 168x191px

>>93024526
Oi laff at ya panzy grotz, whoil Oi maek Otha runty-er Orkz kneel and submit before me.

Day feelin' is so zoggin' betta.

'Ave ya Eva experienced dis? Dat roight Orky feelin' when one'a da Boyz lookz at ya like yer da Warboss? Where 'ey looks ta ya to lead em and ey' know deyz can count on ya ta foind new gitz ta krump? Dat feelin when Da boyz want nuffin but ta start a Waaaugh fer ya?

Dis site iz so panzy an' un-Orky, 'oly shite.

>>93023639
jeez projection much

>>93024607
Holy Shit. This.

I bet all of Themyscira goes to take a crap at exact same place.

Imagine all the pile of shit of all the amazonians growing with every push they give. Since they have a good diet, they shat giant pretty shits that look like chocolate ice cream. Can you imagine the sheer size of their shit mountain?

>>93024526
>alpha male
Take it from a woman, if a guy uses the alpha/beta terminology, it's the surest sign he's got massive insecurity issues and that he needs to lash out at other people to reestablish his identity. These guys need to be avoided at all costs.

File: Bruce.png (243KB, 483x712px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 483x712px

>>93024526
Did I just witness the birth of a hot new pasta?

>>93024870
I don't need projection! I'm a 6'6 alpha male with a 10 inches cock. I will put you to the ground, bitch.

>>93024590
Idris Elba is pretty white though

File: anissa.png (266KB, 360x534px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 360x534px

>>93023263
>Will you submit anon?
>>93023316
>>93024819
>>93023656
These anons get it.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (181KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 1600x1200px

>>93024321

>>93024934
So only beta males call people Alpha and Beta.

Just because they are the only ones to talk about it doesn't make it untrue and you just proved them right,

File: IMG_2545.jpg (59KB, 400x666px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 400x666px

>>93024934
>take it from a women
>figut before you go act all armchair psychologist about men
I mean, I agree that the guy's a faggot but you are really not looking any better.

>>93024937
>Did I just witness the birth of a hot new pasta?
Yes. Yes, you did:
>>93024607

File: 1453178353856.png (96KB, 728x392px)

96KB, 728x392px

>>93024944

File: Evey Hammond.jpg (10KB, 351x355px)

10KB, 351x355px

>>93024321
>or cut their head bald
Indeed.
https://www.popworkouts.com/demi-moore-workout-gi-jane/

File: 9f918c960ad1b8622e1722048d3127d4.jpg (272KB, 736x1062px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 736x1062px

>>93024991
>>93024990
Will you shut the fuck up about this gay shit and post big girls or femdom already? Fucking Christ, I swear you faggots are getting worse every year.

File: Wonder BUENO.jpg (28KB, 352x484px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 352x484px

>>93023263
>Diana had sex with all of them at some point

>>93025131
Noice.

But... did she saw them taking a crap?

File: Demi Moore GI Jane.jpg (37KB, 630x450px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 630x450px

>>93024321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0MdJw6Abc0

>>93025227
probably also scatfag pls go

File: Going Azzarello.jpg (10KB, 212x227px)

10KB, 212x227px

>>93025227

>>93023263
>you will never be captured and pinned down to the ground as they take turns to ride you hours and hours until you pass out of exhaustion.
>you will never wake up the next day just to repeat everything done yesterday with a new group of amazons that just arrived to the village after months of exploring new lands with no men.

>>93024607
>>93024922
Part of me feels like sceemcap this and spaming on DCEU threads, with a file name like "Typical DCfags".

I dont even care about the movies or company wars, I just want to see the world burn.

File: 1380697092809.jpg (42KB, 479x720px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 479x720px

>>93024526
I laught at you non-gentleman fags, while I do favors for women and get close to them in a sentimental level.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when a woman ask you for a favor? Where she relies on you to do what ever she needs? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but befriend you and treat you like a brother?

This site is so offencive and misogynist, holy shit.

>Niggress are amazons
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>93023263
No porn of that yet? Internet, don't disappoint me.

>>93025389
Give it a few months and you will get it. BvS had a porn parody pretty quickly.

>>93025389
>No porn of that yet?
There's already one out, yes.

>>93024526
>wanting women to only get fucked.
>not wanting women that fuck back.
Girls that only lie down and take dick are boring as fuck, you have shit taste and you should feel shit about it.

File: It hurts.jpg (18KB, 615x410px)

18KB, 615x410px

>>93025306
Stop. Just... fucking stop. My heart can only take so much disappointment.

>>93023764
>And yet Wonder Woman is a skeleton. How did this happen?
Because Wondy is the pretty centerpiece of the movie. While the background amazons can actually be buff and look like warriors, the main attraction (Wonder Woman) has to keep the trappings of a conventional looking pretty female because mainstream audiences aren't ready for their leading ladies to not fit into that mold. Or it's because moviemakers aren't brave enough to not have an unconventional looking leading actress in their movies for fear that audiences will be turned off to it and they won't make money.

>>93024321
>Male actors will gain weight, muscles they grow bears or cut their head bald.
There are actresses who are willing to do these things too (Demi Moore in G.I. Jane is an example that comes to mind). However actresses, like actors, still want to get work and the sad truth is that it's harder for actresses to get work if they don't fit the mainstream view of female attractiveness. And hell, even that's not a sure thing. Plenty of men enjoy women with large breasts, except Hollywood doesn't like large breasted women in serious or dramatic roles. This has lead to a quite few actresses getting breast reductions (like Scarlett Johansson and Christina Ricci, just to name a couple off the top of my head) so they can continue to get work.

The problem is film makers. They're the ones who choose what types of women they hire for their roles and it's their faults we're not seeing more muscular or other non-conventionally attractive women in movies.

>>93025451
Source please.

>>93025418
>generic porn bimbos
>closest to a muscle girl will probably be Phoenix Marie who for some reason is considered thr strong woman of porn
....yay...

>>93025680
There is a wonder woman one, but not about the amazons gangbanging explorers.

>>93025514
Batman and Superman get used for this>>93025306 when?

>>93025708
It's probably because that scene when she is about to be raped and ends raping the rapist first, it doesn't have pegging or other shit, she rapes him with her vagina.

>>93025994
>she is about to be raped and ends raping the rapist first

Oh shit. Source plz.

>>93025366
>Gayboy doesn't like women

Laugh all you want subhuman, your genes won't continue

File: sarah connor.gif (736KB, 160x160px)

736KB, 160x160px

>>93023764
The majority of the audience doesn't like muscle on a woman.

>>93026247
That's how you can tell it's an audience of fucking faggots.

File: IMG_2664.png (811KB, 600x666px) Image search: [Google]

811KB, 600x666px

>>93023439
BATHE IN THEIR ENTRAILS IN THE NAME OF THE BLOOD GOD!

Seriously though, how much would they shit themselves if Ares was suddenly replaced with Khorne?

>>93026493
Not that much. They would be like Battle Sisters.

>>93026493
>Hey remember the time the mighty Blood God get stuck in a fucking jar by a pair of mortal chucklefucks?
>not even a magical cursed jar or anything, just ordinary fucking ceramic
That's about how it'd go.

>>93023423
This is the death by snu-snu I always wanted.

>>93026582
One of them has a penis.

>>93026535
But Sister's of Battle have the Patronage of The Emperor, while the only Deities the Amazons would be able to look to are the Greek Gods, who are pretty much the MTV versions of Gods.

>>93023263
Is there an island of just men that I can submit to instead?

>>93023439
Just imagine...
>you live on a cage
>they feed you
>and you only get out of the cage to have sex with them.
>everyday you have sex with at least 4 different female warriors, and sometimes them want a second round.
>at some point they realize you like fucking them on a daily basis and assigns you to be a personal slave for an Amazon of high political rank.
>all you have to do its fuck her daily until she is calm enough to not have a rage attack in the middle of a council meeting.
>you are basically the woman of the relationship and your only job it's to keep her holes filled with your dick.

File: large.jpg (63KB, 500x379px)

63KB, 500x379px

>>93026636
Johny Bravo had one.

>>93026636
finally wore down the backing on your 300 bluray, I take it?

>>93026604
that makes it better.

>>93026666
Sounds horrible. My Pride is one of the few things in this world that is purely my own. I would prefer to keep it, not surrender it to some primitive harlots.

>>93024535

Thor also has Red Hair and cross dressed as a women with Loki to in order to get Mjolnir back from a bunch of Trolls and Giants who It

Are you still bothered this didn't no happen in the movie? Fuck off

>>93023423

FUck yes

>>93026858
>her

>>93026604
>not wanting to drain her balls dry

Queer.

>>93026878
>implying

>>93026493
Kharn pls go.

>>93024526
>Count with you
Is she fucking 5?

>>93026790
>Thor also has Red Hair

a little bit bothered

>and cross dressed as a women with Loki to in order to get Mjolnir back from a bunch of Trolls and Giants who It

One specific story doesn't need to be told in another specific story, so no.

>>93023423

Jesus that middle one that's cut like a diamond

How do I get abs like that?

>>93026636
yes actually. Gargareans

>>93026790
>Thor also has Red Hair and cross dressed as a women with Loki to in order to get Mjolnir back from a bunch of Trolls and Giants who It
Yeah, that legend is way more entertaining than any Mousevel flick Thor's appeared in, so count my vote for "yes."

File: Amazons_001 (1).jpg (341KB, 865x1731px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 865x1731px

>>93023384
>movies

Casual, please.

>>93027412
Abdominal hypertrophy and a low body fat percentage.

>>93025656
>>93025254
>>93025052

Also whoever the fuck played Sarah Connor. And making the character ripped was her idea in the first place, too.

yeah I'm tough enough to admit when I'm outmatched

I really hope the success of this movie means we won't see anymore of that edgelord evil Amazons shit in the comics. Absolutely nobody likes that shit or finds it entertaining, so I have no idea why it keeps happening. Thankfully, the power of synergy may be used for good for once, and the Amazons can just be people, and not weird strawmen for hack writers.

>>93023263
I would struggle to make it fun for them, no one likes a dead fish sub

>>93024526
Is this hot or stale?

>>93023502
>why the fuck does the asian one actually have a japanese accent?
Looks like someone doesn't read comics. Hogun is not an Asgardian, this was established back in '67.

>>93023376
...

Is that Tavros and Vriska?

>you will never be the center of an all night gang bang where amazons take turns pegging you

feels super bad man

>>93026247
She did really well in T2.

>>93031741
yes

>>93023384
I also noted that, i was like wtf why are so many niggers there, isn't it supposed to be greek women.
Hate that cucked americans try to push their racial "diversity" cmon not every country is overrun by niggers
I'm Mexican btw senpai

File: 1495650773823.jpg (59KB, 694x858px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 694x858px

>>93031741
>>93032494

>>93026666
Why would you hurt me this way

File: 1491895776949.png (107KB, 350x299px)

107KB, 350x299px

>>93024526
I laugh at you wack rhymin' guys, while I take my girl Sunny for a ride.

The feelin' is sweet! Sweet sweet sweet!

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feelin' of bein' the best? Where she relies on you to be her number two? Number two? That feelin' when Sunny wants nothin' but you. But you.

This site is so half-wit I quit, holy shit.

>>93024321
Because it takes much longer for a woman to gain mass like that and they lose pretty much all other acting opportunities if they look like a roided out freak. Those women in that photo are professional body builders, they didn't just get jacked because they were playing extras in a movie.

>>93024867
kek

File: Canary Green Lantern.gif (347KB, 495x279px)

347KB, 495x279px

>Shit below all tier
Submission
>Okay Tier
Definitely being dominated
>Good tier
Dominating
>Demiurge tier
Healthy Sexually Charged Competition

Though really submission fags ruin muscle girls.

>>93033294
>filename

Fix that

>>93023263
why are black people included?

>>93033749
Because their only merits as human beings is that they look different.

>>93024978
Buena?

>>93027701
As if comics weren't the first thing to be taken over by PC culture.

>>93032528
Really. Try harder, use better bait.

>>93024978
>IF YOU DIDN'T WANT IT YOU WOULDN'T BE HARD, NOW WOULD YOU?!

>>93024535
it also doesnt mention hes an alien

>>93030930
Hot.

If /co/ was creative would have done ten other variations already of that.

>>93024607
>>93024867
>>93025313
>>93032855

Good work.

>>93027701
they adopt women from other countries

dodooooyyyyyy

>>93024535
obviously, he got the nickname "whitest of gods" ironically

>>93023263
Only to the black ones, you know, for reparations or whatever

File: Hot new Copy pasta.png (278KB, 1588x950px)

278KB, 1588x950px

>>93034682
I had to put it all together it made me happy

>>93033654
Yeah, it should be "Black Widow vs Hawkeye"

>>93023263
>Yes
>Yes
>That's a guy, anon
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>That's a guy, anon
>Yes
>Yes

Still can't decide between 1 and 8...

>>93024526
What you have written is guaranteed to dry up any woman's vagina.

File: seinfeldnope.gif (613KB, 295x221px)

613KB, 295x221px

>>93023263
>>93023423

>latinas and niggresses but no asians.
If you're going to diversify shit at least make an effort.

>>93036738
get out, movieshit

>>93023263
I for one welcome our snusnu overlords... Overladies? Ovarylords?

File: hqdefault.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 480x360px

>>93024526
>I laugh at your image for ants

File: bullets&bracelets.jpg (136KB, 540x416px)

136KB, 540x416px

>>93023438
>Which is why I also have gun
/k/, I've got some news for you.

>>93037114
pretty sure there were asians

>>93024321
I too would like to grow a bear.

How does one do this /co/?

>>93023263
9>1>6>5>2>7>4>8>3

File: tumblr_o86sx7jeuC1tkc8e5o1_1280.jpg (522KB, 800x450px)

522KB, 800x450px

>>93033749
>>93037525
>>93037114
How they fuck do people not know whether or not a certain race was in a movie to claim some sort of exclusion, but with different results between them. I'm pretty sure you can check on imdb

>>93033749
>>93033778
Does this not to other races in the movie?

>>93033976
You already knew the answer to your question it seems. Is inclusion an issue or is it only an issue if it conflicts with the adapted material?

File: MV5BYjZiYmM0ZjEtMTJlMC00NzIwLTk3M2UtODljYzBhMDZmZTEzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjQwMDg0Ng@@._V1_UY317_CR119,0,214,317_AL_.jpg (12KB, 214x317px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 214x317px

>>93023384
>>93032528
Why the focus on black extras in particular?

>>93023263
they would wrap me up in the truth rope and i would tell them to get in the kitchen and would be right cause i spoke the truth

Complaining about the race of the Amazons?? Read more comics movie cucks!

>>93039535
They've already said the wouldn't. They don't actually care about the source material. They just care about spouting alt-right bullshit.

They're probably over on /tv/ ranting about diversity in the new Star Trek too.

>>93039389
If the first thing you say to them it's to go back to the kitchen you are probably gay.
I would say really nasty stuff of sexual nature and they probably stab me in the act, or get aroused by it, and then killing me after they realize I can't even achieve half of the stuff I said.

>>93024990
Not so much beta males (whatever the fuck that means in a human context) as assholes.

>>93023263
>>93023316
>>93024819
>>93023656

They'd never mate with a weak man.
you'd have to best them in combat or physical prowess.
That said, I'd challenge the one in the middle to a wrestling match(cloths/oil optional), it would hurt me deeply but I'd escape her thighs to win the match.

>>93024535
"White" doesn't mean what you think it means in this context, you dumbass.

"waa waa why is there racial diversity on themiscyra pc cuuulture" translates to "I have a loose grasp on how really any aspect of the world works and the swarthy guy on the subway scares me"

>>93023263
They think this is empowering, but it actually makes my cock harder.

>>93023263

Wouldn't it make more sense to rape them? I mean, the Japanese has that whole subgenre of hentai where strong female knights and the equivalent get broken down and brutally raped. It's hotter than femdom.

>>93026272
Are you also a faggot for not liking beards on women?

>>93036040
Finally making it in the screencap. Mmm.

>>93024321
>When will feminist tackle this inequality?
Well we start asking female actors to gain weight, muscles or go bald. Guess what, we aren't

Besides John Goodman has always been fat and nobody had the guts to tell Brando to get in shape for apocalypse Now.
>>93024535
>the whitest of the gods
>obviously this mean that his skin is super white
Fuck off /pol/

>>93024867
Orkposting is the best kind of posting

>>93024867
>>93042725
Is there an exodus of wh40k going on at /tg/ or do you guys just find us pleasant to hang around ?

>>93043193
Both, /tg/ is filled with 8th edition and super duper marines bitching, and this board is actually pretty nice, ignoring the tumblr and moral fag side of it. That and personally I'm killing time till either Shoggy or Batavi's return.

>>93041156
to be fair swarthy guys on subways significantly increase the chance of bad happenings. Caution is only logical

File: 1493589546940.jpg (20KB, 480x360px)

20KB, 480x360px

>>93031949
Why even live

>>93031949
What do you mean take turns? All or nothing, my man.

File: lobo2.jpg (13KB, 282x179px)

13KB, 282x179px

>>93023263
A bunch of fraggin' girlies gonna try a'd tago with th' Main Man? Th' only dancing th' 'Bo does is between th' sheets.

File: dolan-emo.jpg (16KB, 284x200px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 284x200px

>>93031949
That's a relief, because if I was in an amazon gangbang it would just be embarrassing.
I'd get halfway in the first one, blow my load, and be done. Then they'd spend the rest of the time mocking my performance and the size of my penis.

>>93043515
>mocking my performance and the size of my penis.

Go on.

>>93023263
>>93043515
>>93044926
>You will never be captured by a group of amazons
>They will never order you to submit to them
>You will never refuse only to be laughed at and quickly forced to the ground
>They will never forcibly rip your clothes off as one lucky amazon mounts you
>You will never cum the moment her hips slam into yours to her bemused amusement
>They will never go silent for a moment before bursting out laughing about how you couldn't even last a moment
>They will never break out the strap ons, demanding that if you can't satisfy them with your dick, you can at least satisfy them with your ass or mouth
>You will never be in the middle of a multi-amazon gangebang, as they take turns forcing you to eat out their pussy and asses while pounding your ass with strap ons, taunting and mocking you all the while, keeping it up even long after you've passed out from exhaustion
>You will never wake up in chains, claimed as a spoils of war by the amazons, on your way back to their homeland to be kept as a fucktoy until you die

>>93023263
Was Artemis in the movie?

File: damn.gif (2MB, 326x254px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 326x254px

>>93026247

>>93042725
Does any else remember that Orky variation of the "literally me" copypasta from a week or so ago? That was pretty funny.

>>93046953
Sauce on that pasta?

>>93045711
Nah real amazons would cut your dick off and use the paralyzing pain of testicle damage to keep you in line.

>>93047979
That's after you're no longer any good as a sperm bank anon

File: 1467873229796.gif (537KB, 300x167px)

537KB, 300x167px

>>93024526
I chortle at you righteous Arthur fangays, while I conquer Camelot and make Julianna submit before me, mine.

The feeling is so fucking - BETTER!

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when YOU drop YOUR henchmen in a wat of potion YOU bought from some witches? Where they rely on you to give them decent armaments rather than paltry forks and other kitchen utensils. That feeling when the boys want nothing but to be led by YOU to conquest and good old bad days?

This site is so peaceful and boring, holy shit.

The semi-masculine black woman in the movie is my waifu and I don't even know her damn name.

File: IMG_2722.png (325KB, 278x278px)

325KB, 278x278px

>>93047892
Found it after a little searching through the "Literally Me" shitposting threads on desu archive. I oughta start saving these Orkposts

>Dis iz me. Litra-lee me. No otha characta can come close ta relatin' te me loik dis. Dere iz no way youze can convince me dis ain't me. Dis characta could not possibly be anymore me. It’z me, and nobody can convince me othawoise. If some grot starts mouthin off ta me on da topic of this not possibly being me, den Oi immed-jetly Smack 'me upsoid da head to make 'em stop bein stupid and know dat this characta iz me. Dis characta iz me, it iz indisputi-indusipit- ya can't say no. Why some git would try ta argue dat dis characta ain't me is beyond me. If youze held two pict-chas ov me and dis characta soid by soid, you’d see no difference. Oi can safely look at dis characta every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. Oi can practically see dis characta every toim I look at me self on da flashy metal bitz of me trak. Oi go on a Waaaugh an' Boyz stop me to say "Zoggin 'ell boss, you'ze jus loik dis one characta". Oiz 'ave me a good laugh as I’m as-shored everyday dis characta iz me in every way. Oi can smile each time Oi getz out ov bed every morning knowing that Oi've found my identity wif dis characta and Oi know my place on dis rok. It’z really pretty funny how similar dis characta iz ta me, it'z almost like we’ze identical twins. When Oi first saw dis character, Oi 'ad an existential crisis. Wot if dis characta was da real me an Oi was da fake git. Wot if dis characta act-chal-lee became aware of me existence? Did dis characta have da ability ta become ded-cunnin' itself?

File: ha.jpg (253KB, 630x291px)

253KB, 630x291px

>>93024526
I laugh at you pitful bodies, while I make make you crawl and beg before me.

The Revelation is so infinite better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when your resistance looks at you like you are the Tiger-Force? Where they rely on you to murder their souls and she knows that they can count with you? That feeling when the people of earth wants nothing but be dominated and enslavedby you?

This site is so anti-Anti-Life and hopeful, unholy shit.

>>93045711
You had me right until the ass pounding. That's my poo hole, that's not sexy.

>>93024526
I'm always down to fuck, the bitch is the one who has to be in the mood. That's why she's got to make the first move, because at any time it is safe for an attractive woman to initiate sex with me, but not vice-versa.
The answer will always be yes, bitch just needs to ask the question.

File: 1455074828199.gif (3MB, 500x323px)

3MB, 500x323px

>>93025656
>>93026247

When you do it right, people won't be sure you did anything at all.

>>93023384
This retarded shit always bothers me, it really is jarring.
I guess we can't do anything about it until americans own most off the industry and they are suffocated by "diversity" and PC.

>>93049969
t. casual

>>93050006
>Ulrich von Liechtenstein

>>93023263
if it means they'll help me be stronger sure. Fuck who would pass up on fitness training with amazons

>>93023263

>>93048454
Bless you dear Orkposter

File: IMG_1784.jpg (19KB, 242x200px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 242x200px

>>93023263
>heavy femdom
Shit fetish Senpai, I think I'll pass.

>>93023764
Wonder Woman is canonically blessed by the gods with beauty. Muscles arent beauty.

>>93052625
>ooga booga ook ook women submit to my penis

cavemen go, this thread is for refined gentlemen

>>93023438
>I also have gun
but what about boolet

>>93024705
To be fair every Star Trek movie since generations has completely wasted fantastic actors on boring one note villians.

>>93048454
Is the archive still alive, because I can't find it.

>>93053233
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/92683326/#92683326

>>93053291
Thanks, mate, for some reason I couldn't see the website link on google search.

File: 1496587663287.jpg (30KB, 526x578px)

30KB, 526x578px

>>93027047
she don't need those other four when she has me.

File: SwechtyJon.gif (542KB, 311x283px) Image search: [Google]

542KB, 311x283px

>>93023263
>Those Black Amazonian QTs.
I didn't know I wanted that so badly.

File: Arthas.jpg (448KB, 1058x1200px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 1058x1200px

>>93024526
I laugh at you living fags, while I make a woman kneel and submit before me.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when a woman whose been hounding your campaign for days looks at you with fear expecting the killing blow? Where she relies on you to finish her and she knows she's about to die? That feeling when the girl is instead turned into a ghastly banshee to serve me. And only me.

This site is so effeminate and submissive, holy shit.

>>93026790
>Are you still bothered this didn't no happen in the movie?
Definitely

>>93036040
You should update since more were made.

File: 1439406686811.jpg (142KB, 537x642px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 537x642px

>>93024526
>he's so dominant he needs to be constantly reassured he's in charge
Put me in the cap, senpai.

File: 50years.jpg (353KB, 514x514px)

353KB, 514x514px

>>93024526
I laught at you future fags, while I make Aku kneel and submit before me.

The feeling is so fucking better.

Have you ever experienced this? That sweet, sweet feeling when Ashi looks at you like you are the alpha male? Where she relies on you to protect her and she knows that she can count with you? That feeling when the girl wants nothing but to go back to the past and be dominated by your blade?

This site is so affeminate and without hope, holy shit.

>>93052805
>Not wanting to be pegged or forced to lick some cunt's feet makes you a caveman
I guess cuckholdry is the thinking mans fetish too, right?

File: SUBMIT.jpg (63KB, 680x603px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 680x603px

>>93023263
NO U

File: fug.png (316KB, 425x450px)

316KB, 425x450px

>>93054025
>m-muh pengis DDD-:

>>93054078
Fuck me for using it how nature intended, right? You do realize you can have a sexual relationship that doesn't rely on total domination of one of the parties involved, don't you?

>>93054025
this is a thread about loving submission not that rough stuff

>>93048428
Nubia.

>>93054273
>Amazonians
>loving their slaves
They're a fucking warrior tribe, if you're a conquest then you're about as loved as a work horse. You'll get the exact same treatment as one as well once you exhaust your use

>>93024526
bwa hahahah

>>93054705
>breaking your property
Clearly you don't how love slaves work. Concubines enjoyed some of the comfiest lifestyles in the ancient world.

>>93054705
They also have a philosophy that promotes the virtues of love and mutual understanding. Theirs is a gentle femdom.

Seriously, what is it with you autists and being unable to understand that being a warrior does not automatically make you a jerk?

>>93055359
Some concubines enjoyed some of the comfiest lifestyles in the ancient world
FTFY

File: 702a619ec5be32f23d2b62fd6e7cb258.jpg (298KB, 1600x1178px)

298KB, 1600x1178px

>>93024799
>Shows up in shrimp boat to catch them all
MINE MINE MINE
>runs aground
DAMNIT

File: JJ_S_sce04.jpg (30KB, 417x179px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 417x179px

>>93026880
>drain her balls dry
i hate this. i hate every time somebody says something that implies the balls are filled with something that needs draining. its like nobody knows anything about male anatomy, even other men.

the testicles produce sperm cells, yes. but all that semen? that comes from your prostate and the cowpers gland which is right next to it. you could lose your balls and still produce more than a mouthful because sperm is like, 1% of the entire load.

cum is a tasty treat that cant be beat and it does NOT come from your balls.

>>93055557
Autist.

>>93055591
Roastie

>>93049969
Is it a problem if it's faithful to the source material or is it jarring because of diversity regardless of how it's handled? Like would it count if a whole bunch of non white actors played aliens in make up or voiced characters that are white and vise versa?

>>93055661
>Like would it count if a whole bunch of non white actors played aliens in make up or voiced characters that are white and vise versa?
That's never been an issue before.
Are you stupid?

>>93023384
It's a magical bondage dyke island populated by sadistic sociopathic immortal lesbian warriors.

The fuck are you expecting? Shakespear Kafka?

This is to pull in as many dumbass broads and cuck men as possible and make the deeply shit idea behind it sell. Not stroke your MUH WHITE ONLY boner.

By the way, if it was ancient gree and they were going by IRL lesbian rules then all amazon bitches would short hairy swarthy as fuck stout and some would have a bit of face hair.

all this arguing over whether or not Amazons would like /co/mrades, a thought occurs. Anyone read JLA/Hitman? One would assume Wonder Woman would take a dislike to Tommy, but she didn't. Drinks beer, eats pizza, wouldn't fit in his dress mess usmc uniform, cusses, swears, disgusting, shoots people in the face....but she didn't dislike him, right?

>>93055591
yeah okay. im the autist, because im not retarded.

>im gonna get you so wet, im gonna drain your ovaries
thats how stupid you idiots sound. call me an autist again when i correct you then.

oh by the way, fire doesnt actually kill you when you are set on fire. you suffocate from the fire burning all the oxygen around you. go ahead and set yourself on fire and call me an autist to prove me wrong

>>93055742
I recall anons getting pissed at the Martian girl and Krypton casting

>>93045727
Yes, they turned her in an ugly sheboon niggress. I hope they recast because that's a huge mistake.

>>93056163
Autist.

>>93056155
>Drinks beer, eats pizza, wouldn't fit in his dress mess usmc uniform, cusses, swears, disgusting, shoots people in the face
TBF, that's pretty much all Marines.

File: 1891163_367201416754669_407725596_n.png (236KB, 328x398px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 328x398px

>>93048220
>>93048585
Best ones.

>>93023263
Lol just swim off the island

File: Samuel.png (1011KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1011KB, 1920x1080px

>>93024526

Sit.

>>93056163
You do realize that semen isn't like 100% semen correct?
That the vast majority of the fluid that comes from each and every ejaculation comes from the balls correct?

When bitches talk about draining a man's balls they are technically correct.

File: thats-all-bae.jpg (25KB, 480x417px)

25KB, 480x417px

>>93058981
It doesn't matter. My dick's so small that my sperm have to come out one at a time...

>>93023423
BRICC!

File: azula_by_dandonfuga-d5cihi1.jpg (89KB, 600x849px)

89KB, 600x849px

>>93024526

I laugh at you earth kingdom fags, while I make the entire world kneel and submit before me.

the feeling is so FUCKING better.

Have you ever experienced this? that sweet, sweet feeling when a soldier looks up at you like you're the Firelady? Where they rely on you to spare them and they know that they can't count on your mercy? That feeling when the soldier wants nothing more than to survive and serve you?

This site is so effeminate and submissive, holy shit.

File: buscemas-conan-color-by-bekkouri.jpg (272KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 960x1280px

>Not letting yourself get caught
>Not resting for a few days and help a few of them get off
>Not making your escape in the dead of night after one of them falls asleep in your cot
>Not riding off at the break of dawn with the jeweled eyes of their goddess statue and a bottle of their finest wine

When will civilized man learn?

they hated >>93024526 because he told them the true

>>93041123
its ironic in this case

>>93023263
Never sell yourself too short. That's what buttsluts do.
Put up a fight, make them want you.

>>93023263
>implying they wouldn't just kill me

they're a barbaric race

>>93049526
Goddammit, why is she so cute? Woman's got biceps as thick as my thighs and all I want to do is cuddle with her.

File: Muscle Girl.webm (3MB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x800px

>>93061896
Because Rapeface is still a typically pretty girl with a cute haircut despite her muscle. Even though she's flexing she's also still smiling and flirting with the camera. Also she's a womanlet but you can't really tell from that shot.
So despite the muscle she's definitely stacked more in cute areas. So being jacked is a relatively minor diversion. Moreso if you're not really all that intimidated by muscle in the first place.
>You'll never have a cute short muscle girl who you tease about her height.
>She'll never get annoyed and try to put you in your place.
>You'll never break into onesided play fights which she takes too seriously but really you just use as an excuse to get close and intimate with her.
>You'll never make things awkward when she realizes you're not really fighting her just holding yourself to her and smiling with a contented face
Jesus christ I need to get laid so I can stop making these cringey fantasies

>>93061732
this yo, they're still warriors and barbarians

File: 6e929c4c3fec8fb81798406e11be461e.png (1MB, 1597x665px)

1MB, 1597x665px

never.

>>93060422

Especially to someone who is kind and benevolent as Azula.

>>93062042
>>93049526
10/10 would cuddle lovingly

>>93063125
Scrapper that's a pasta you fucking retard

>>93049526
After seeing her in the Millennium Trilogy and Prometheus( fuck you i liked it) i'd liek to see her in a cyberpunk action movie.

Hell if they ever made Neuromancer , she could be Molly Millions

File: 1299037598745.jpg (63KB, 1075x722px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 1075x722px

>>93024867
OI, WHAZZIS YA SAYIN 'BOUT US BEIN UN-ORKY?! OI'LL 'AVE YE SMASHED INTO BITS AN' PEESES!

>>93023764
Wonder Woman is a godess in the movie. She is OP even when not buff.

>>93024526
>implying anyone here ever tasted dominance
We are sub fags from birth and we are addicted to it.

File: 1410709526495.jpg (295KB, 700x1690px)

295KB, 700x1690px

>>93024867

File: tumblr_npbgzki2011s1512fo7_540.jpg (72KB, 540x540px)

72KB, 540x540px

>>93023764
>Has always had the body of a supermodel in the comics
>Implying they'd change it to match your fetish because reasons
Wondy will always be cheesecake. Never beefcake.

>>93049526
>>93063188

God. Dammit.

She should have been cast as Kusanagi. Although, given how they plot-raped it for American audiences, probably would have been a waste.

>>93024526
>Not wanting the relationship to be a power struggle between who's topping who in bed and in life
>not wanting a cutie warriorfu to train and to match you in battle

>>93064557
You seem to be a bit confused anon.
Skeletons aren't cheesecake.
There are options between skeleton and Nu52 Wonder Woman.

>>93058215
Many people who visit this site aren't capable of that

>>93066836
Just fashion a boat out of broken logs

>>93024861
"Other times" as in literally never.

>>93067279
They were in azz's run

File: Ahad_Israfil.jpg (390KB, 1119x826px)

390KB, 1119x826px

>>93067386\
Which is now canonically a lie.

File: IMG_2781.jpg (122KB, 730x1095px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 730x1095px

>>93023263
Hello there, sorry for bothering you, but you have a moment to talk about our holy Light and Lord, the God-Emperor of Mankind?

File: 3009292-wonder.jpg (575KB, 1920x1476px) Image search: [Google]

575KB, 1920x1476px

Ok is Wonder woman bulletproof or not? In this movie we see her get grazed by a bullet and it cuts her. Pic related she is bulletproof. Complete headcannon here but could it be she was still realizing her powers? She seemed to get a big powerup against ares

>>93069469
It has varied. Her bracers are honestly pointless if she's bulletproof. I think for the reason they decided to not make her bulletproof in the DCEU.

File: 1485983269640.jpg (295KB, 713x1000px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 713x1000px

>>93069483

>>93069779
kek

>>93066836
I was a competitive swimmer for 10 years. I may not make it to another island, but I could at least swim off that one.
But I wouldn't, mostly because swimming in the open ocean scares the crap out of me. Everything thing in it is starving, so a splashing land mammal pulling its way across the surface would make for an easy target.