Jews

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>>93019088
No she isn't

>>93019103
Why so sure?

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>>93019088

As you wish.
Here you go - from a comic, at that!

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>>93019088
Why?
Because she says "Mazel Tov" that one time?

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>>93019214
>>93019103
>>93019149
>>93019088


I mean, she was based on a Jew. So it seems likely she's a Jew.

>>93019232
>3DPD
Gross

>>93019242
... Did you not know that?

How?

I'm not even anti-Semitic but it's pretty fukkin obvious.

>>93019088
Yes.
>>93019255
Not so much.

>>93019255
I'M A CHRISTIAN NOW

>>93019255
How can Steven be jewish if he's a christian gem?

>>93019242
Any given cartoon creator should be assumed jewish until proven otherwise.

>>93019243
Anon please

>>93019251
>I'm not even anti-Semitic but it's pretty fukkin obvious.
So then you are,

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>>93019437
>>93019452
You're right, Steven is literally Jesus
>son of a great figure, who kind of IS that figure at the same time
>can heal the blind with his spit
>can bring people back to life
>can walk on water (with his lion)
>takes care of a goat (shepherd)
>pic related (the three wise Gems also brought him presents in that episode)

>>93019577
Comparing Jesus to Steven is an Insult. Jesus may have been a Hippie pussy, but at least he didn't break down into tears ever other day.

>>93019605
>Comparing Jesus to Steven is an Insult.
At least Jesus's mom wasn't a thicc pink haired slut

>>93019088
She's most likely Protestant

>>93019577
>He's rejected by his own people

>>93019663
fuck religion

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>>93019770
Just wow
You dumb piece of shit

>>93019770
>>93019742
The show is literally trying to force some thinly veiled quasi-religious shit on the masses, dipshit.

>>93019255
>>93019452
Rebecca sugar is half-jewish and so is Steven
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw8k8q?context=3

>>93019785
Proud to be an atheist, am I right fellow intellectual xD

>>93019796
no it's not

>>93019796
Ooookaayy

>>93019841
I'm agnostic
Acting like you know shit is the height of stupidity

>>93019870
Acknowledging your annoying attitude takes no measure of acting.

>>93019916
Acting on what, fuckwit?

>>93019796
>The show is literally trying to force some thinly veiled quasi-religious shit on the masses, dipshit.
it's mostly that Jesus is essentially the epitome of heroes in christian (or formerly christian) nations and makes for decent writing.

Sugar just writes him like a pussy because she's Jewish.

>>93020191
You christ fags think everything is about Jesus

>>93020263
no, just things that have parallel story lines to Jesus.
pokemon isn't about jesus
beyblades isn't about jesus
Clarence isn't about jesus
lion witch and the wardrobe is about jesus
SU is about jesus

>>93019870
Can you please stop with that post-modernist bullshit? Science is based on predictive models and the scientific model of the universe is atheistic.

>>93019088
First Jews kill Jesus, then they cause the apocalypse?

>>93020425
What happens when you have your head so far up your ass-and still have the balls to say your shit doesn't stink.

>>93020289

Were you there

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Kudelia Aina Bernstein

Toonami counts, right?

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>Religion war erupts

Guys, let's get back to posting Jews

>>93019463
Same with Hollywood

>>93020289
No
It's paradoxical

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Milo Murphy's horny teacher

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>>93019088
All the Pines are ethnically Jewish but don't practice the religion, there's a mention of Stan's bar mitzvah or something in Journal 3 and Alex mentioned it once though he said he doesn't mind if people want to imagine them as something else including Satanists because they're not real.

Alex is Jewish and they're based on his family so not surprising.

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>>93019255
Oy vey

>>93019577
>>93019605
>>93019690
>He can bring the dead back to life

>>93019088
How about you post the artist?

>>93020559
Isn't Moon Knight jewish too?

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>>93020811
Then why does Mable show support for Protestant Ireland?

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>>93021434
Not sure what you mean but Alex says Mabel also makes the family celebrate "all the holidays" even though they aren't religious

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He is from a political cartoon so that counts.

>>93020811
>ethnically Jewish

Jews are an ethnicity?

>>93019232
>dat not bra
brah

>>93019605
>Jesus may have been a Hippie pussy
Wasnt jesus also a though hobo that upstir trouble around temples?

>>93019862
He's AWAKE, anon.... are you?
lets laugh together

>>93019577
>mr.universe
>virgin
pffff....

>>93019577
if he's Jesus then he's definitely jewish though??

>>93021839
i think sugar is just throwing in these parallels at random to fuck with us, she probably doesn't really mean anything by it

>>93021485
In the episode she wears the clover sweater, she's wearing white and orange

>>93021858
Why not? Take the redpill and see where the sucrose hole trully leads you... I wont stop you.
But yes, probably is just what you said or weird coincidences

>>93021685
At the risk of summoning /pol/ yeah often people distinguish between people whose ancestors are Jewish and people who are the Jewish religion

I'd be nice if jews didn't mutilate their children.

>>93019798
How can one be half religious?

>>93020559
too late, /pol/ is here and we need to do some cleasing by going exterminatus with this thread

>>93019088
/r/ Pacifica zero suit

>>93021809
How is that any different from hippies?

>>93021940
hippies break down easily

>>93019798
I am OK with Steven being half Jewish, but I don't understand how, unless the De Mayos are Jewish Italians. (In which case, wouldn't they likely be Sephardic?)

>>93021910
Just ignore the sad little people. They'll get their lives together, eventually.

>>93019255
>>93019577
>>93020998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSwrWUdIUE&t=6s

>>93021015
I who's going to betray him?

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>>93019088
>>93019255
>>93020811
>Name the Jew
>Blame the Jew
>Flame the Jew
>at midnight we get revenge
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>93020289
>Can you please stop with that post-modernist bullshit? Science is based on predictive models and the scientific model of the universe is atheistic.
Hey, a fedora! Haven't seen one of those in awhile, thought they went MGTOW after atheism lost it's edge factor.

>>93020289
?????????????????????????

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>>93022832
Speaking of Mabel....

>>93019605
I dunno. Telling the Jews to stop being greedy gobshites and then causing enough trouble to get the Romans to fucking crucify him doesn't sound like a 'hippy pussy' to me. If anything, Jesus sounds pretty based.

>>93023138
The Jews basically thought of themselves as the master race/God's chosen people, then came along Jesus with his turn the other cheek rhetoric and inclusivity. His equivalent today would be the opposite of /pol/'s "based"

>>93019605
Remember that time Jesus started. Basing people around with whips

>>93023313
Doesn't matter whether or not he agreed with /pol/s rhetoric. He still stood up to both the Jews and a occupying foreign power, knowing full well he'd likely get himself killed. Jesus saw a shitty world, and unlike us who just bitch online, actually got off his ass and did something about it. That my friend, is 'based.'

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Howard Weinerman from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

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>>93023745
And his sister Heidi

>>93022823
Pearl or Lapis, most likely Pearl

>>93019088
>Mabel's jewish, right?
This is required watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ULn9d_JfXI

>>93021434
Get out of here with your propaganda, you fucking hun

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>>93019088
>toon world history
>1920, Trotsky beats Stalin in the power struggle. Man of Iron flees Soviet Russia. Enforces a 'Hermit Kingdom' economy and exports revolution.
>1920s, US is hit hard by pro-Soviet agents. Rust belt becomes a stronghold for Socialist support.
>1929, depression hits.
>1933, Roosevelt assassinated shortly after inauguration day, communist responsible, support of unnamed foreign power implicated. Garner becomes president.
>1934, Adolf Hitler wins in a landslide election. Victory largely accredited to Trotsky's Russia. Attempted assassination on Huey Long. MacArthur implicated in the latter. Southern states begin to chafe.
>1935, Second American Civil War breaks out. Midwest and New England are seized by Soviet traitors. Southern States secede, led by Huey Long. Garner deposed and MacArthur declares martial law. Mexicans contemplate invading the southwest but due to being too lazy, they ultimately head back to the Taco Trucks. Blacks don't even know there is a war.
>1938, Republican Spaniards destroy the Nationalists. Franco executed. Soviet Republic of Spain declared.
>1939, Nazis invade largely Jewish controlled Poland. France and England declare war on the Axis. Mussolini joins in. Imperial Japan overwhelms Indonesia and the Philippines. Soviet Spain remains neutral.
>1940. France falls, Yugoslavia, etc. Dunkirk military disaster.
>1941, Nazis declare war on the USSR and smash right through. Trotsky's rural policies crippling the economy and army. Reach Moscow by November, reach the urals by first snow. Begin radically restructuring Europe to the fascist ideal. Jews 'resettled.' Rusting US Pacific fleet destroyed by Japanese surprise attack. Hawaii captured.
>1942, Sea Lion. Britain falls. Allies surrender. Exodus to Canada. Coasts of Australia secured by Japan, though NAZAC units continue to fight on in the outback. WWII officially over. Axis victory
>1945, MacArthur finally unites the USA. Jewish controlled America stands alone.

>>93027541
Take it Mabel, Steven, and Clyde will get one way tickets on the Holocoaster.