What's your favorite Family Guy joke /co/?

>>93010152
https://youtu.be/dRu-1hoje5E
And
https://youtu.be/doo7sye41Ow

The fact it got revived. Ha, ha, good one Seth.

>one of the four scrolls were found!
>then that only leaves...
>...
>...
>...
>...this many!

inb4 "Huey Lewis and the Jews"
It wasn't that funny, guys. It was the most obvious joke possible from that setup.

>>93010152
The old Bruce Jenner jokes, particularly when he was a strip tease for the navy. They had NO IDEA what was coming.
Honestly, have they made a reference to that since the transition?

>>93010510
Explain how. I want to know your thought process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOSoGpjfFw

Didn't OP earlier make a similar family guy thread?

>We have a gang shooting on 5th and Main, three wounded, one dead
>Boy, is it me, or is rap music getting lazier?

How about a newer one
>Mention of Quagmire keeping a food journal
>Let's see, today I ate peaches, ginger, honey, candy...y'know what, this is the wrong list

I don't remember the jokes verbatim.

>the doctor gives Peter some antidepressants when he meant to give him viagra
>cutaway to Droopy's house
>"Everything's getting harder and harder...!"

>Peter's trying to make a grumpy football coach laugh
>the coach starts playing with his son
>the son goes "weee. I love you dad." in a monotone voice

>Taz is reading bedtime stories to his son
>revs up to do a destructive spin, but tiptoes out of the son's bedroom

>"A degenerate am I? Well you're a vestigio. See, I can make up words too."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRIkAIQsqYQ

So simple, but it always makes me laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpkJoQUFqXM

>>93010707
/v/ the musical never fails to entertain

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>>93011037

https://youtu.be/niIxpivKyI4

>>93010464

>>93010984
>the son goes "weee. I love you dad." in a monotone voice
I love stuff like this. Also, Joe doing his "great Stewie impression", where he doesn't change his voice at all. "Hey Lois, it's me, the baby."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bFNYu7VKpk

https://youtu.be/VlmLju_B7DM

It's the silly things like this that make me miss the early seasons

>>93011047
The whole thing works better in German

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxij5GVXSF0

>>93010152
As much as I dislike what FG has become, it had some genuinely hilarious gags back in the day.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkG3_K8NjWc

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>>93010707
Nice.

>Peter gets shot out of a cannon or something like that
>Cut to a guy in his house, talking about his newly set up dominoes, priceless Farberge egg, and newborn hemophiliac baby
>Peter crashes right outside his house
>"Hey, are those yours?"
>"Why yes"
>"Wow. Those are some really nice things"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSHalUwk6cE

I don't know why but it's so funny

Shallow and pedantic is the timeless classic IMO.

>>93011799
I find this post shallow and pedantic.

isn't it better to just delete the thread altogether

>>93011950
No

>>93011950
If you do that,he wins.

>>93011950
No please, let him stay trapped in this limbo so he doesn't invade other threads.

>>93011950
If you kill your enemy, then they win.

>>93012009
What if I rape them instead?

From the original Christmas episode

>"Now there's a laser grid five inches above the floor, so you'll have to compress yourself to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath it like some weird, amphibious dolphin."
>"....can I buy some pot from you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOd6U8wv2mM

>>93010152
toss up between
>Oh Reginald, I disagree! Hahahaha!
and
>Ow! THAT'S what I've been doing to people? I belong in here.

>>93010152
This one
https://youtu.be/Q5HqR2nqGUY

Still kills me every time I think of it.

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisLlaAxmjM

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZJdaiJF84
I had forgotten how good the first couple seasons were. It went downhill fast.

WHERE'S THE REST OF YA?

My favorite jokes are the ones where they point out that Brian's a dog or that Stewie's a baby and have them react in that way.

can we get back to family guy funny moments please

>Well, Mr. Griffin, I don't like it!
>Oh...

>Peter walks home, phone rings

>I LOVE it!

>>93011221
>Where's the Bathroom around here?
>Oh, nobody at The New Yorker has an anus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg

>>93011950
>t. Canada

>"This is a bigger rip off than Shrunky Dunks"

>"...They already been shrunk!"
>"Happy Birthmas"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPhjF21Nm5M

I think family guy's humor thrives on stupid shit like this

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>What're you gonna do Joe? I'm up here and you're down there~
>You leave me no choice, MEN FORM CRIPPLETRON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWNnESqNHw

>>93010984
The coach was Bill Belichick, hence the comedy.

>>93010152

I dunno why but...

>"... like my great ancestor Peter the Philospher"
>*Cutaway to Peter in period dress sitting in a chair*
>Wife: "Could you come and do the dishes?"
>*Beat*
>Peter: (Dramatically and inquisitively) "... why?"

>>93013162
That was great, though some people don't like it simply because the rest of the episode isn't good.

https://youtu.be/0obEjXwSKTQ

>>93010152
Peter giving Meg a lap dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rnecVAmDtc

This episode was just on and laughed more than I should have

>Joe: Where were you the night Morts Pharmacy burnt down?
>Peter: Fucking your mother

Otherwise

>Its good to be back Amerwica!

>Hey has anyone accidentally masturbated to younger pictures of their mother?
>Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

>Oops I forgot to roll the window down, sorry Brian.....helloooo....wake up sleepy head.

It's a Nu-Family Guy episode but it made me laugh when I saw it

>morgan freeman narrating
>fat kid playing Dance Dance Revolution
>morgan freeman: haha... dance you fat bitch

>>93013436
I need to see that.

>>93013470
I think the episode's name was saturated fat guy.

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>>93010152

>>93013470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0PZ0b7WAg

>>93011857
It's a perfectly cromulent post.

>>93013515
>>93013518
>>93013521
Thanks.

Fast animals, slow children

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8r09c8ogg

Damn nature, you scary.

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gMBxJddvII

This had me crying laughing when I first saw it, holy shit lol.

>Can you cure my cancer?
>No......but how about spider man gives you a $50 gift card to sears?
>*fat behind the scenes guy comes out w/ a too small costume*
>He-here you go, get well.

>>93013561
you fuckin what?

>>93010152
It's so dumb, but all of the Ollie stuff makes me laugh every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nvm_rq2fMg

>>93013518
That was surprisingly good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlwchTCHV0

>que?

>>93013728
Go to bed, Lee. Not keeping a regular sleep schedule is detrimental to your health.

"What's your name?"
"Uhhhhh uhh. Pea
Tear
Griffin
Yeah, yeah. Peatear Griffin. Aw crap"

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so can someone explain this to me. /tv/ memes are getting way too kino these days.

>>93013816
>>93013774
>>93013753
>>93013728
>>93013689
>>93013669
Are you done having your temper tantrum?

>>93013802
You remember

>Gooby pls

It's like that but with Family Guy.

>>93013843
>>93013859
yeah i don't think you're done with your tantrum yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OXVPgu6urw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBpflowbpmc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_0NoRHOEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noHA9zFPhB0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rn68PxJ2Ik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KgcCLzxxro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmSEFhrJ-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OB0J-vTM7w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF3UXmNOOsY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJUbmGDc6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMC5VTdY-gw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtnIv39PjaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smj75p92INA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGTNEPnpDk0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzown1Rd7BA

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>people having a perfectly fine thread
>but someone posted something not pony related from a pony site! reeeeeeee

>>93013859
>I explained to her that I didn't like My Little Pony, since it's basically a show like Dora or Barney; meant to entertain small children, not young adults.
Why are you using this as an example? That's an incredibly autistic way to behave in public, he could've just said he never got the appeal and went on with it.

>>93013899
>>93013911
So you're still mad about nothing?

How do we know when it ends?

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZxr5e9W9eg

Also, yes, Huey Lewis and the Jews.

>>93013883
Honestly anon, its literally a spectrum thing.
I know that's been done to death but honest to god here-
I've actually seen anons like this specifically say they have asperger's syndrome and their behavior is carried like it is here. It's just a thing they live with and nothing they really don't have any control over. It's just something that has to run its course.

NAIL IT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdKobYMitg

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>>93013939
>someone edited a preexisting meme to add horses in it
>so now it's a horse meme

>>93013962
Do you need a nap?

>tfw you manage to get at least 2 stealth threads to autosage on /v/ and /int/

feels gud man

>>93013976
Don't try reason, it feeds off of our collective confusion and frustration.

>>93013795
That was golden.

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>>93014023
>you can tell it's taken from there

No. I can't. Nobody researches every single pony site every day and every night like you do. Not even the horsefuckers. You spend more time on their site than most of them do.

>>93010152
i legitiamely laughed when steiwe and briam go to the 3d future.
>Wow they really cut down on the productiom value
eter
>alright now heres a cutaway
>"Matthew Mconohay fucking sucks" on a greenscreen background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQVNSE3a1xA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d6NmnUYXIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2LH3mQLxys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cww2x_jGqpQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tELtlBd4gp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs4MQRVFYqg (@ 2:30)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZ3LLlBsRE

>>93014076
that's some prime victim complex

>>93013962
News flash kiddo, if every person in the world but you believes one thing and you believe something else, then YOU are the one who is wrong

>>93013894
>>93013894
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtnIv39PjaY

boner pls no

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>>93014096
>he says, complaining about horsefuckers for the 1,000,000,000th time

>>93014096
So what you're saying is that your obsession with Pony is a way of life?

>>93012284
Which episode was this on?
I might have missed it.

>>93014136
Screencap this for the love of god before the hotpockets get to it

>>93014152
i wasn't talking about him i was talking about you. you really think it's one person?

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>>93014154

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>>93014152
>dedicate their lives

I've seen Genji players more self-aware than you, holy fuck

>>93014173
I'm saying that there's already a board for people who consider pony a way of life and it's /mlp/. Maybe you should get back to it and let everyone else enjoy their threads in peace.

>>93013561
>all these deleted posts saying the same thing

Holy fuck, I've made ridiculous posts on this website before, but this takes the cake.

Please tell me this some kind of clever bait.

>C'mon Joe, we'll go bike ri-..... ice ska-..... jump ro-......... go lay in the grass?

Also when Stewie gets a job following fat people with a tuba.

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>>93014202
You could do the sane thing and just ignore them.

They only do it because you're too retarded to not throw tantrums.

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1XUf6H_2w
I miss classic Family Guy.

>>93014202
so you are admiting you have a victim complex?

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>>93014171
exquisite

>>93014224
It's fine if you're obsessed with it. Nobody's going to judge. Just keep it on /mlp/ where it belongs and not here.

>>93014221
This is basically modern American Dad, which says a lot about how far they've come.

>>93014260
Haven't watched AD in three or four seasons. Is it still good?

>>93014211
The first reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU96tllGD60

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>>93014250
BUT. IF. YOU. STOP. THROWING. TANTRUMS. THEY. WILL. STOP. "HARASSING". YOU.

Chris-Chan had the brain cells to vanish from the internet a few times. You are literally dumber than an autist.

Oh wait. That's why you were in sped.

>>93014282
Hell yes. I mean you can always point out an episode here and there that isn't up to par but that's just statistics, the show's pretty fucking solid all the way through.

>>93014275
so yes you have a victim complex?

Reminder that he makes these threads.

>>93014301
Cool, I'll add it to my list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBf4MyqW550

>>93014326
I don't think so, you can tell when he makes a thread. He usually starts posting within 10 posts, and there's usually a thread on /v/ around the same time, give or take post cooldowns.

>>93014295
Dude, don't reply to the attention whores.

>>93014367
He was the first reply m8. There's probably more of his deleted posts in this thread than anything else.

>>93014020
I was in that /v/ thread.
Fun shit.
Keep up the good work.

>people are actually trying to reason with it
You're either new or more autistic than he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_4pXusde8s

>>93010152
My brother and I quote this gag all the time. Whenever a character says the title of the movie we'll go "Huh, so that's why it's called that."

We quote so much FG it's sad, even though both of us claim to hate it now.

>>93014211
Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry has to keep trying to be politically correct with a Native American woman.

Speaking of which, remember when Jerry Seinfeld kept showing up in early episodes of Family Guy?

>>93014152
>dedicate their lives
The only one dedicated to ruining your life is you. Everyone else is doing it for a cheap laugh, you are dedicated to being the butt of this entire site's joke.

>Joe: "You think I want to do this? You know how hard it's gonna be for me to make new friends? Hey, do you think Chris is old enough to be my friend?"
>Peter: "Old enough? Yes. But I wouldn't bark down that alley. You frighten him. He thinks you're a Transformer that broke halfway through."

>>93010152
>>93014420
"If I'm going to solve this crisis, I need to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace"

>>93014453
>Not a stickler for a tickler?
>Not a tickler stickler
>ticklersticklertickticklesticklersticktickler

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>this thread

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>>93014397
Ackshually

>>93014367
There used to be a similar guy in /tv/ called Abatap, posted literally every time an Avatar thread was made. REALLY loved Avatar and literally had a bunch of stuff in a notepad saved to copy and paste his responses into the chat thingy. "0/10 you're just butthurt", he...had a problem. He was a rent running guy in russia and as far as I know he either killed himself or we just stopped connecting 4chan to that part of russia, either are possible.
Kind of his constant repetitive shitposting. Like, that's ALL he had. And now without /tv/, that's gone. Like he was so...you know, you're on a screen for hours and hours at a time literally fantasizing about a movie and you're clearly on the spectrum to be doing this and repeating and he admitted he had a problem but he was so into himself that he was shit out of luck for it. Like, this is all he is right now, and now he's probably dead...BUT WHEN AVATAR 2 COMES OUT HOLY SHIT I can't help but wonder if he will come back too.

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derailing this shit thread

>see, you guys are stupid, theyre gonna be looking for army guys.

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>>93014543
you are like a little baby


watch this

>>93014526
>Peter's chin looks like balls
>his name is Peter

Talking penis?

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>>93014543

>laugh at the Family Guy jokes
>barneyfag comes in and suddenly it's depressing again

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>>93014596

>>93014532
Son of a bitch-
THAT'S WHY THEY DO THAT. I've been getting messages "your region is banned" in my area not on wi-fi, when they just get tired enough they just cut off the entire fucking region.

The on where Seth McFarland himselfuts on a KLU KLUX KLAN outfit and drives around in a shortbus with all of his friends to go on a ETHNIC CLEANSING SPREE a last suicide attempt if you will to rid the world of the filthy non whites.

>>93014495
That was a good one.

>>93010152
>It's a boy!
AND HE'S GOT A GUN!

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>>93014620
it happens alot where i live
mfw barneyfag lives in my town

>>93014690
Can't you give him a wedgie or something anon?

>>93014690
Do you live in the Toronto area? Cause that's where he roams.

ps If you do, lock up your dogs when you go out.

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>>93014406
>comment, rate, subscribe and smoke

>>93010152
>AND THEN THERES MAUDE
>The scene where Carter wants to bang Lois. I HATE THIS. I HATE MY LIFE.
>Gumble 2 Gumble
>At Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru

None of these are jokes but eh

>>93014761
>Gumble 2 Gumble
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

>>93014671
I mean you, you are depressing.

>>93014761
>carter wants to bang Lois
I want to know more on this, because I clearly completely missed it.

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>>93014749
>barneyfag is a fucking leaf
go fucking figure

>>93014782
The hell is wrong with him?

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>Oh man, I got honey on my knees!

>>93014806
That episode where Quahog was founded. Carter is with Lois when she marries Stewie and wants to squish her tits.
>Youll be alright sweetie. Now let me give em a squeeze
>NO. Daddy youre sick
>I...I hate this. I hate my life!
Just the way he pouts and stomps his feet is funny.

>>93010152
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7rbG3ggdYk

>"That's right, gang. We're dealing with one sick, twisted son of a bitch."

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>>93014836
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.

>>93014869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrGrOA4g6Yk

>>93014963
>>93015008
Do you have deja vu?

>>93015061
why don't you stop?

>>93015037
But they've confirmed you live in Toronto.

>>93015147
you're not stopping anything though. Your actions are an incentive not an obstruction. all you've done is turn it into a game with no win conditions

>>93015339
>>93015310
Pony threads used to be deleted on sight.
Then you came along.
Now they stay up because mods want to spite you.
Your presence has reduced the deletion of ponyshit threads.

>>93012906
I loved the one where Brian was trying to lecture Peter on something and Peter points out that he could put Brian in a bag and throw it off of a bridge and as long as a person below doesn't get hit nobody will care.

>>93013802
I think it's a parody of facebook memes, it's just one of those things where you have to laugh because it's dumb and not think about what level of irony you're on

>>93010369
the joke doesn't even make sense, the lyrics refer to love being free and not needing money to get it, not that you just don't need money in general

>>93010152
BING BONG HELLO

Can someone fill me in on the nature of the deleted posts I missed? Sounds like a known faggot was pulling something.

>>93014122
I'm with you, Anon.

I don't know why I can fap to MacFarlane style girls...

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>so I got myself a pinball table. The Family Guy has one, why not me? It chronicles all of my epic adventures.

>>93015601
>>93015628
>>93015583
But what does any of that have to do with the thread?

>>93015642
its just barneyfag being barneyfag

>>93010569
I use this when my girlfriend gives me shit.

Has anyone actually seen a ponyfag exist in the last year?

>he's been doing this for almost five hours

my favorite jokes are the very sudden one like that time when brian punched stewie to make him cry so they could ditch meg's play
or the very self-aware ones like when peter has the members of his family line up so he can give them burn marks and when stewie goes twice he pushes him away mumbling "Stewie, go on. Get outta here! You stupid " Laugh and cry, effin' cry", what's the difference?"

>>93011312
>one nonstop minute of schtick
Fuck that never gets old.

>>93015696
While the quality has certainly dropped over the years, it's still a bretty good show. I doubt I'll ever stop watching unless they ever drop it down to a Nick Jr. tier of a show.

>>93015657
AND, IT DOESN'T TILT, EVER

>>93012714
>Attach that purple one to that green one
>*beeeep*
>Did that kill me? Yeah I was afraid of that.

>>93013049
I had to get a woman to explain this to me.

>>93013049
The day I realized this joke has a very firm basis in reality was a dark one.

HEY BETER

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>>93014328
>Did you know that Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?
Best bit ever.

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I heard we were talking about ponies

>>93015786
I stopped watching mid-late season 4.

>>93015965
>>93015987
>>93016003
You can't either, you autistic fuck.
GROW UP.

can we stop being offtopic you tards

>>93015996
Nobody's buying your fucking armor DLC, Todd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKmH0CBlfzE

>>93016049
>I-I'll do it when they d-do!
Well, guess what? It's not going to fucking happen.
Either you do it first or this is going to go on forever.

>>93015609
Pure autism

Pretty standard but it never fails to make me smile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcL1tbsidk

>>93014859
DAMN NATURE

>>93013049
I have a friend with bpd who can get like that. She says it happens because when she's off her meds for whatever reason (ran out, forgot etc) she loses emotional permanency. Like, in the same way a baby has no object permanency and thinks things stop existing when they can't see it, she reaches a point where she forgets what all other emotions but the one she's feeling right now are like, meaning if she has so much as a stray unhappy thought it can put her in a downward spiral where it feels like she can never be happy again, even when its something minor like a person doesn't notice that she's trying to get their attention. she speculates there's way for girls with undiagnosed bpd than they realize because most people just chalk such hysterics to 'women, amirite'

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN97ZmABiS4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usTiM7lzYqw

So simple but so effective

>MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljt5iESYA7k

Peters version of The King and I

>>93011375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsN4u5UZqno

>>93016220
Then why do whatever you do anyway?

>>93016097
Maybe women wouldn't be like that if they weren't constantly fucking with their hormone levels just so they can slut around without getting pregnant?

>>93016179
>I Am An Automoton Neo Human Android. You Ca Call Me. Anna.

>>93016249
then why do you do this?

>>93016133
I don't get why Mountain Dew is so popular. The original flavor sucks and the variant flavors are okay at best.

>>93016276
Then WHY ARE YOU DOING IT ANYWAY

Someone just fucking send this obnoxious faggot a bunch of pizza and playboy subscriptions already

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I wonder if the barney fag ever masturbate to the pony porn and cry in his sleep?

It's disgusting but I remember laughing so hard to the point of tears during the 'Who want's chowder?' scene.

>>93010152
>"Hey Lois... Diarrhea."
LOL

>>93010152
For as much shit as we all give Family Guy, I think it's safe to say there are some really good standalone jokes in there.

It's honestly kind of an enigma; it's made me laugh plenty of times, but I'd never go out of my way to watch it or even consider it "good".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4DFWcwYMLQ

>>93016051
>Todd is such a visionary that he releases cosmetic DLC years before it becomes a widespread practice and is laughed at for it

>>93016345
Right?

>>93010152
You for watching it.

>>93013585
>>93013585
>>93013585

>>93010152
>MEN
>WE NOW HOW TO BE FRIENDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsQ5eC7P6Dk

I have no idea why but this just cracks me up every time

Hey, copycunt
>>93018277
Stop
>>93018297
Being
>>93018315
A
>>93018326
Fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfr7YYAHlVU

So simple and stupid but it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBLHEiWmy4k

Basically, whenever the translators decide to use dialects in the German version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJpC8JzhY6Y

>>93018410
You care more about derailing a perfectly fine thread than anything else, so go suck a goat, chewie. Stop being a cunt when no one cares about your copied pictures anymore.

>>93018410
You're going to be harassed for a long time, Lee. And then the day is going to come. The day where either you break and ingest all the anti-autism pills in the bathroom, or the day somebody else breaks, finds you and saves you the trouble. So unless you're a fan of being turned into the Pulp Fiction gimp slave of another deranged shitposter like you, then by all means, continue.

Yeah, that's what happens. Where's my money?! You gonna give me my money? Where's my money, man?! Where's the money, man?! Yeah, you like that?! That feel good?! Where's the money, man?! Where's my money?! You got till five o'clock. You hear me?! You got till 5 o'clock!

>You got the money?
>You got the stuff?
>You got the money?
>You got the stuff?
>OH FOR GODS SAKE, HE'S WEARING A WIRE!

>>93010152
It seems so stupid, for some reason it's

>Stewie is on the roof, and Lois sees him
>"Stewie you get down this instant!"
>"Munch me bitch!"

I literally don't understand this is a family guy thread why the fuck is he here
is family guy on his list now

>>93018598
Autists like you aren't human. You aren't even an animal. We can treat you however the fuck we want.

>>93018630
I once saw Barneyfag go after a Mario thread on /v/ because he claimed fanart of some RPG partners was drawn by a miniature equines artist. Cause you know, that makes sense. I've assumed for a while that lesser autists impersonate him just to spam.

Can someone

ANYONE

just find barneyfag and break his fucking hands

PLEASE

>>93018687
Fuck breaking his hands, someone should actually shoot him.
Him actively stopping on-topic discussion is worse than the shit he constantly spergs out about.

>>93010196
>oooooooooo!

fpbp

> Brain! My alphabet creal is tell me something. It's saying "ooooooo"
>Peter those are cheerios.

Also I'm not proud of this one but I was laughing for hours afterwards

>I thought something was amish
>brain just hauls off and smacks stewie.

>>93015696
There's still plenty. Season 7 hasn't been too bad so the movie will definitely bring a resurgence.

Though I erp as a shemale mlp griffon sometimes and I'm always surprised how many people stay in the community but haven't watched the show in years.

>>93015874
Are men really that oblivious? I as in middle school when I first saw that and I still knew that she was upset because she obviously wanted him to walk with her to class.

Then again, I read a lot of shoujo manga.

Number 32.

>>93010152
The cutaways where Peter just explains what's going onscreen in a slightly goofy voice because they can't bother to write an actual joke.

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>Peter: Where did you get that?
>Death: It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.
>Peter: Just because my doctor was hittin' on me, doesn't mean you have to call him names

>>93011783
It's in my top 10

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDZKaIT7ro

>>93010152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9KYQB5a0tg
quality is shit though

>>93018935
If it takes 4 seasons after S2 to become "not too bad" then it's NOT a good show. Why can't you people move on?

>>93020264
he's saying the show got worse, not better

>>93020312
No, he even claims there will be a resurgence.

You get an F- in reading comprehension.

>>93020337
that just proves me right you retard

>>93020382
>oh shit I'm wrong better say he's baiting
retard

>>93020264
I'm saying that after season 6's low, 7 is better. That coupled with the movie will definitely spark a small revival at least. No judgement on the show as a whole since I admit to having shit taste.

>>93020264
Fuck you