Absolute madman

>>93003606
Oh god the batfags are gonna be pissed

>>93003606
gay

>>93003606
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

File: 1456472949203.png (434KB, 1000x927px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 1000x927px

>>93003606
inb4 they sell their marriage to an angel

Can't wait for her to meet Damian
>don't talk to me or my husband's son ever again

>>93003641
I am! Of all the stupid fucking things they could do
>Audrey Hepburn Catwoman
No, this is OK. My mistake. Carry on.

>>93003702
They'll probably kick out Damian to live with Dick once and for all, and have the true Wayne heir Helena

>>93003641
We are? Selena deserves a good home and also to [spoilers] bully Damian [/spoilers]

>>93003725
Well, not all Batfags, but definitely the ones on here that hate Selina and think Batman should be alone forever

File: Eat the Pie Bruce.jpg (186KB, 736x1131px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 736x1131px

>>93003606
Bruce wants his version of pic related

>>93003754
Well, this seems like projection

>>93003606
HOLY SHIT! They made Bruce Wayne Batman!

>>93003771
What kind of faggot doesn't like pie?

>>93003641
I'm a batfag and I'm ok with this. I always liked the idea of Bruce and Celina putting ending all the bullshit and officially becoming an item. But I figured this would be exclusive to elseworld shit. How long do you think this is going to last?

File: alexjones.png (483KB, 772x490px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 772x490px

>>93003606
NO
NOOOOOOOOO

>>93003809
Till King write Batman

>making any changes to Batman's status quo whatsoever
Prepare for the biggest shitstorm since Superior Spider-Man happened.

>>93003809
Not a single issue. She's going to say no, and then we get an issue about Batman being sad.

>>93003809
Probably less than Peter and Mary Jane

>>93003606
>implying that the engagement won't be canceled or that one of them won't get left at the altar

>>93003606
On the page before this, he tells Selina he loves her.

>>93003852
>implying King hasn't hinted at him doing a "Batman retires" story for ages and him getting engaged to Selina isn't leading into that

>>93003851
King actually has a fraction of talent, though.

>>93003871

Joker will object, don't worry

Short hair is the shit

Man Talia is gonna be fucking pissed

>>93003809
If it lasts a year I'll be surprised, but IF it does I reckon it'll last about three
as in until the next reboot

and they say best girl never wins

I dig it.
I just want to see the fallout.
Like the repercussions it has with his public identity, and how Alfred feels about it. I'm thinking pleased, but he's going to increase the security on all the safes.
And I want to see her being a mother figure to Cass and Damian. Maybe Steph too.
Then I want to see Talia get saltier than the Dead Sea over her.

>>93003606
This will go as well as his relationship with Talia.

>>93004017
>Alfred and Selina bants
Oh baby

>>93004022
>his relationship with Talia
I'm not sure if a rape counts as a relationship.

>>93004017
This is good just because it makes Alfred happy, Bruce finally has a wife and children, his dream has come true

File: Catwoman Portrait.jpg (120KB, 1019x1200px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1019x1200px

I am completely ok with this. Out of all the flings Bruce has had, Selina is perhaps the best fit for him. Fuck Talia

File: 1396725561475.jpg (39KB, 328x250px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 328x250px

>>93003979
you're right
he didn't

File: 1f0[1].png (197KB, 600x599px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 600x599px

>Clark has a family
>Bruce is getting married
>Spider-man is still stuck in manchild lingo
sad times
im glad for you batfags

>>93003606
This would actually surprise me, if he DOES get married. Proposing is meh, considering how DC hates married characters, most probably he will leave her at the alter or something.

>>93003923
Usually I like long hair better, but Selina's haircut is just perfect for her.

>>93003606
shes gonna say no

bet you money

So wait, should we expect Damian being a little shit to Selina yelling "YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM!"

File: nightwing.jpg (32KB, 320x286px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 320x286px

>>93004017
>Then I want to see Talia get saltier than the Dead Sea over her.
This is what I'm excited for
Also for Nightwing to start getting slut shamed by everyone since even Bruce is getting married

>>93004081
1 million Republic Credits

>>93004093
yes but only for like half an issue because she teaches him how to be a cat burglar and they bond over doing less-than-legal things under Bruce's nose

>>93004081
>>93004072
Hey guys come on stop being so cynical
she'll be killed at the altar

File: concerned.png (293KB, 400x415px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 400x415px

>>93003771
>Superman's face

>>93003606

Oh jeez, Selina's going to die ;_;

>>93003797
Depends on the kind
It also needs to be cold or warm no room temp bullshit

>>93004148
>Big name comic book characters

>staying dead

Capullo doesn't even do half of the comic art this time.

File: 1467753642531.gif (922KB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

922KB, 500x280px

>>93004148
FUCK YOU, NO! NO! I WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT WITH ASHI/JACK, I'LL BE DAMNED IF IT HAPPENS HERE!

>>93004162
>Not wanting to eat Lois's pie

>>93004170
Hell we'll have a bit reboot in two or three years anyway
I feel like they're getting shorter and shorter but I'm whiny

>>93003892
Just about to comment on this, glad you helped me springboard.
I was going to say I don't really mind Bruce getting married, my confusion would be Batman getting married.

I can't see a marriage of vigilantes working well
>What about Black Canary and Green Arrow
Exception to the rule, also Lois and Clark aren't really vigilante married and Superman's less at risk at ruining his marriage with how he conducts himself.
If Batman's safeguarding all of Gotham, some of the world on the Justice League and has time for married life it's gotten to the point of Wolverine levels of time bending to make space for him.

Bruce settling down and acting more Beyond Bruce is fine. If anything showing that he's learned it's more efficient to monitor and manage the operation through four others instead of trying to do everything himself is perfect character growth. He has the experience and the resources and all that, if he tires himself out he leaves a big hole in Gotham's safety net. If he reasonably manages his life then I can't see a downside.

Saying all that I'm not sure I would have picked Selina to be the blushing bride of Bruce, but it's not like whoever it would be could be normal. It's like in Mask of the Phantasm and Mystery of the Batwoman, the girls he just so happens to start dating or considering living for always turn out to be as off kilter as him or they'd have difficulty understanding his world. Of course it still never works out anyway.

File: Mar-Vell_(Earth-616).jpg (26KB, 180x438px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 180x438px

>>93004170

>>93004197
we've only had 2 true reboots since 1986

>>93004189
Is the stern career woman Lois a good cook? I mean she's an army brat to boot and the army can't cook for dicks

>>93003606
OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP

Im very happy

>>93003641
Why? This is the only good Batman pairing.

Bruce took his fathers advice to heart.

>>93003606
Helena incoming?

>>93004052
>gets married before either of them

>has it erased from existence

sad times indeed

>>93003641
Don't speak for anybody autist. I think it's an ok move. See where it goes

>>93003606
Nice try, but this is either a dream, hoax, imaginary story, or a Bruce Wayne robot! You're not fooling me!

>>93004283
>Bruce took his fathers advice to heart.
to always take shortcuts through dark alleys?

>>93004115
we only take imperial guilders here

>>93004283
"Decline rescue and futilely run towards the reality erasing light ranting so the inconvenience of you living on in another reality doesn't bother writers"?

>>93004142
>don't be a fucking cunt bruce she worked hard on that pie
>what kind of fagpire hates pie
>pretty spoiled for a guy with dead parents

>>93004219
>Mar-Vell
>big name
There's a reason they let Starlin kill him off.

>>93003606
YEESSSSSSS

OH MY GOD

YESSSSSSSS

BATCAT LIVES!

ONE STE CLOSER TO HELENA WAYNE!

>>93004340
Too soon

File: 7879.png (619KB, 588x900px) Image search: [Google]

619KB, 588x900px

This is King right?

Didn't he also foreshadow that Gotham Girl is gonna kill Bruce before the run ends?

How long until Spider-Man and Black Cat hook up again?

File: BatCat4Life.jpg (26KB, 500x466px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x466px

>>93003606
AHAHAHAHA BASED KING CONTINUES TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! Helena Wayne when?

>>93004546
you'll have to wait until Slott is off the book, so effectively never ever

Isn't the Jokes & Riddles arc a flashback? So we're not getting an answer for 6 or so issues.

File: 1496503308452.jpg (69KB, 640x495px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 640x495px

>>93004219
>Captain Marvel
>OG Alan Scott
>OG Scarlet Spider
>Elongated Man and Sue Dibny
>Doom Patrol
>Plastic Man
>Beta Ray Bill
>Billy Batson
>Donald Blake
>Are all some of my favorite comic book heroes
>Either make little or no appearances in anything because there's some unknown force out there in the universe that likes to fuck with me

>>93004052
To be fair Supes married a domineering cunt and we don't know if Bats is going to seal the deal yet

File: latest[2].jpg (284KB, 1200x1822px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 1200x1822px

>>93004170

>>93004638
Bruce is sealing the deal, the question is will Selina?

>>93003606
What a shitty ring, he's rich at least he took off his mask I guess.

80th anniversary for both characters coming up in the next 2 years great decision.

>>93003606
Thankfully nobody cares about shipping in comics (status quo and all) so there won't be a shitstorm about this.

File: earth-2-batman-death.jpg (917KB, 1280x1970px) Image search: [Google]

917KB, 1280x1970px

>>93003606
Ahahaha, what is this, EARTH-2????? Go die to darkseid's forces with the original trinity, loser! leave your daughter behind! I bet your dad's still alive!

>>93003606
What the fuck are you doing reading comics on my sofa?

>>93004675
That's a pretty big rock on that ring bud. Probably more than you could afford

File: 1476596889690.jpg (167KB, 614x550px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 614x550px

>>93004612
>Beta Ray Bill
>Billy Batson
>Donald Blake
Feels shit, mate

>>93003641
I'm fine with this, i never liked the other girls for Bruce and Selina call Demian on his bullshit

>>93003797
To be fair Batman has shit taste for food he likes stake well done with ketchup

>>93004765
Lol single diamond engagement ring. You might as well file for divorce if you put in that much effort.

>>93004840
Are you thinking of Clark?

>>93004768
At east the less they use a character, the less likely a chance of anyone ruining them.

>>93004862
kingdom come he orders his steak well done
he's also the type of autist that ears a burger with a knife and fork

>>93004224
This. Iove Clark and Lois married, but I feel he should play Mister Mom more, especially since she's a disorganized mess at the Planet.

>>93004675
>>93004765
>>93004847
Maybe it secretly holds sentimental value?
Like he actually tracked down the first ring she ever stole and bought it.

>>93003606
>Marvel: Spiderman can't have a wife nor kids.
>DC: Superman and Batman will now have both.

>>93004547

Imagine if they have the balls to have her somehow get her child from years ago back and confirm it is Bruce's.

>>93004847
Good goy. Remember, women deserve only the biggest and most expensive rings

>>93003606
>>93003641
Don't worry, Joker will kill this bitch.

Did Batman ever caught the woman that killed Thalia?

>>93003606
>next: The War of Jokes and Riddles

So is this issue right before then or is it in the present right before they do a big flashback to cover said war? If it is in the past then we already know they're not together.

>>93003606
>bruce wayne billionaire
>Selina Kyle famous thief and (sometimes) villain with a notorious crush on batman

Nobody will ever figure out you are batman, bruce

>>93004022
They haven't done anything with that since Morrison left

>>93004979
>the woman that killed Thalia
Wasn't that Betty Kane?

>>93004643
I'll give it until Marvel and Fox team up on sharing the movie rights which will be when Perlmutter dies

File: ivyquinn_featured_photo_gallery.jpg (63KB, 648x447px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 648x447px

>>93003606
Give me your wedding party /co/!

>InB4 bridesmaids

>>93004224
>>93004893
That's an excellent point, growing up with Martha's cooking coupled with his superhuman senses, speed, precision and powers Clark would be a far superior cook.

A pie from him could literally be cooked to perfection on every scale in seconds. Heat vision and cold breath making sure it remains not too hot or cold. Every bite, even flavor. Not too strong, not too subdued. Why in gods name would anyone not want Superman to do the cooking? It makes no sense.

That coffee's probably nasty as hell too, Superman wouldn't make a nasty pot.

File: Church Shrug.gif (648KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

648KB, 500x281px

>>93004989
Or maybe they'll just assume she's gold digging and banging the Bat on the side?

>>93003641
if Bruce was ever going to marry someone, wouldn't she be the obvious option?

>>93004984
This issue is the aftermath of I Am Bane, then the next starts the flashback

Aren't Bruce and Gotham Girl supposed to get married? Or was it just a reference to "a marriage"? I'm too lazy to look at issue 7 again.

Didn't Selina fuck Nightwing sometimes ago?

File: 1495049251016.jpg (3MB, 3975x3056px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3975x3056px

>>93005056
Shit so we won't know what the hell will happen with this for quite some time. I bet King did this on purpose to leave us hanging.

>>93003606
HA. I literally said that this would happen a few days ago and some dude called me a retard, saying DC would never let Tom King do it

File: Superman And Batman High Five.jpg (81KB, 400x477px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 400x477px

>>93005034
Best Man is obvious.

>>93005074
No.

>>93005011
Yeah her, did he ever caught her at all?
Or is it something that just Morrison remembers?

>>93005034
Dick is the best man if King is smart, Clark if he isn't.

>>93003771
>Letting your dog eat human food
I would supersmack my son so fucking hard.

File: 1496197472321.jpg (402KB, 1024x1016px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1024x1016px

>>93005090
He won't attend the wedding, it's too painful.

>>93005104
>Having your son as the best man

>>93005059
I think that was Gotham Girl and Duke.

>>93005125
Context?

>>93005081
It's likely editorial mandate to leave us hanging so we keep tuning in and to gauge the response so they can see whether it's a good idea going forward

>>93005115
The superdog can probably process it
Also
>not feeding your dog delicious pie

>>93005134
Clark is Bruce's best friend, but I'd wager he still trusts Dick more

>>93005134
Dick is more of a little brother.

I hope that DC goes through with the wedding and don't use it as an excuse to kill of Selina. If they do get married, I hope that writers don't do anything stupid with their marriage.
>>93005034
Best Man- Alfred/Clark/ Dick

File: 1496197583096.jpg (151KB, 656x565px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 656x565px

>>93005154
I actually don't know.

>>93003641
Shipfags are cancer. I just want Bruce to be happy.

This won't end well for Bruce, so yes I'm mad.

>>93003606
Should have been Zatanna!

>>93004034
>posh brit banter vs american hoe banter

File: 1476727772755.gif (67KB, 289x199px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 289x199px

>>93005090
Ah yeah!

FINALLY

>>93005034
Dick would be a better choice, if people who don't know about Bruce being Batman are at the wedding, they might question why a random reporter is Bruce Wayne's best man

File: 1490019015736.gif (2MB, 200x180px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 200x180px

>Another boring comic "marriage"
These never end well.

I can't recall the last time I've read about a happy long-lasting couple that didn't end in death, infidelity, or some other bullshit.

File: 1516651_1656291224637053_1218312855_n.jpg (69KB, 500x292px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 500x292px

Im so happy!

>>93005090
Nah, man. Alfred will be the best man.

>>93005296
Reed Richards and Susan Storm?

>>93005037
Clark wouldn't mind cooking, but Lois assumed she would be and he doesn't want to discourage her. He has no idea she hates cooking, but thinks Superman is too busy to sit around in front of a stove.

>>93005317
>infidelity

>>93005296
Big Barda and Mr Miracle

>>93005037
Yeah, but Clark loves Lois. He's aware of how crap her cooking is down to the microscopic level, but he would never dream of ever being anything less than supportive. Ma and Pa may have made some absolute disasters for their beloved in their time, but you'd never have known it.

File: Harley And Ivy I'm Sorry.jpg (196KB, 940x911px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 940x911px

>>93005034
>They end up fighting over the bouquet
>Ivy because plant obsession
>Harley because Harley

>>93005034
Your pic as the bridesmaids. Harley & Ivy are tight with Selina that I can see them accepted that, although knowing Ivy she would only accept if Harley keeps bothering about it

Also your pic as future wifes

>>93005327
>ended
Also they only tease infidelity, never actually go through with it

>>93003606

I can't believe he's trying this (again technically). This will most likely not end well.

I can hope it will be good, but probably not.

>>93003606
I never understood the appeal of Catwoman, or why Bruce has such a boner for her and her alone. It's like years ago some shitty writer thought he was clever as fuck for pairing them romantically, because "HURR, BAT CAT BLACK MASKS!! MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN", and now it's grandfathered in. It's painfully shallow and stupid and it's a detriment to Bruce's character that he somehow eternally has a weakness to this shitty character.

>>93005282
>Implying reclusive billionaire Bruce Wayne is inviting ANYONE who doesn't know his secret
>Implying he'll let anyone find the guest list
>Implying he'll let anyone know he's even getting married

>>93003641

The only good Batman pairing is Bruce/Selena.

>>93004217

What if Bruce retires and we get the Batdick again?
I don't think it would last longer than a couple of years, but I can see King trying to pull it off.

File: 1493067136189.jpg (7KB, 246x205px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 246x205px

>>93005317
>Who is Namor

>>93003606
JOKERS GONNA BE PISSED

File: 1409149663472.gif (299KB, 448x256px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 448x256px

I like batcat as much as anyone else but I'm sure this won't end well

I wonder how the rest of the Justice League would react to the marriage. Obviously Supes would be supportive. Maybe Wondy. But how would Barry or Hal react to him marrying a known criminal?

>>93005476
A cuck who can't compete with Reed in the bedroom no matter how hard he tries?

>>93003606
OP, I don't know what's under that spoiler, but I'm glad you did.

It's respectable to others' experiences.

>>93005422
He'd probably stage a fake wedding in some luxury destination while having the real wedding at the mansion with all his friends and family

File: 20170605_175957.jpg (651KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 2048x1152px

Superheroes need to stop proposing to each other

>implying this isn't part of some keikaku

>>93003606

BASED KING
A
S
E
D

K
I
N
G

>>93004050
>Fuck Talia

I want to but she only like Bruce

So who do people ship Batman with again?
I want tears this Wednesday

>>93005610
Superman.

>>93005610
mostly Joker, Wondy and Catwoman

nobody likes Talia, and Superman is a joke ship

>>93003606

I'm trying to remember the other times Bruce/Selina were married/together forever but I'm having a hard time.

All I can think of is when old Bruce was all tied up calling her name and she mercy killed him or something.

>>93004929
How long before Bruce gets his whole Rogue gallery pregnant?

>>93005637
>nobody likes Talia
What the fuck? Her whole thing is so much more poignant.
It's standard "my love is the daughter of my hated enemy".

File: Heart of Hush.jpg (221KB, 1012x1600px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 1012x1600px

>>93005399
>I never understood the appeal of Catwoman
Because with Bruce, every woman he's ever been with has either betrayed him or can't handle his bullshit. With Selina, Bruce is the only man who believes that deep down she really is a good person. They're the only two people who really accept each other for who they are. And part of the tragedy of their relationship is that neither of them are really the type to settle down together to live a nice normal life. But it'd be really interesting to see if they can try, which is why I'm hoping King and DC go all the way with this.

>>93005296
Lois and Clark got rebirthed at least

>>93005711
>It's standard "my love is the daughter of my hated enemy".

nobody gives a fuck about Ra's

>>93004017
>Then I want to see Talia get saltier than the Dead Sea over her.
That will be glorious

Sure why not? I know people will say Batman shouldn't be tied down but does it really matter?

Its not like he's not Spider-Man where half the story is him juggling bitches, when was the last time Bruce's love life actually mattered to the story? Jezebel? If anything her trying to tempt a married Bruce would have been even better.

>>93005712
They will fail abysmally, because status quo is king, and despite going through several Robins and having kids from various sources, Bruce will always be a cave-dwelling edgy voyeur.

>>93003867
you know that marriage lasted for 20 years right?

assuming this makes it past this issue, i'd be surprised if it lasted more than a year in continuity.

>>93003606
I'm huge Batman fan but I'm afraid Celina marrying Bruce could take away her agency and harm her story progress in her own graphic novels

>>93005741
>nobody gives a fuck about Batman's Moriarty
I'm only getting increasingly confused with these remarks!

>>93004142
>Eat the fucking pie, Bruce

>>93005313

No Alfred has to act as Bruce's father.

>>93005817
They do, but R'as isn't Batman's greatest foe

>>93005814
Does she even have a solo right now

>>93003771

This page will never not make me smile. And Supermans face is the best part. Just eat the pie Bruce.

File: dangerous_couple_by_jormundgander-daiap6p.jpg (98KB, 900x591px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 900x591px

>>93003606
WHO'S GETTING MARRIED NEXT? CHOOSE YOUR PICK

WISHFUL THINKING HERE

>>93005711

I never liked Talia.

>>93003641
As a Batfag, I love this relationship. I have no idea why /co/ gets so autistic about it.

>>93003606
I need to know what everyone will be wearing.

Batcat's a good ship, best ship Barman has

>>93004546
Slott isn't done raping Spidey's mythos.

>>93003606
I dunno
Its to early for Bruce to retire
Authors still can write somewhat good comics with him and he matters a lot within DC universe Unlike Spider-Man

>>93003771

This is really making me wonder why Bruce wasn't eating the pie. Does he not like pie?

Although I usually can't eat apple pie since I'm allergic to cinnamon.

>>93005100
It was addressed towards the end of Grayson, but I can't recall the details.

>>93003606
I see they fixed Catwoman's shitty haircut.

>>93006161
Too much sugar. Bad for his high maintenance diet.

>>93005971
That'll happen............ when pigs fly.

>>93004017
>And I want to see her being a mother figure to Cass and Damian. Maybe Steph too.

Is Cass still adopted by Bruce?
Has he ever treated her like a daughter?
Also Stephanie isn't Bruce's kid.
Do Cassandra and Stephanie even exist anymore?

>>93006340
they're both in Batwoman's Detective Comics team, and I'm pretty sure Cass is still adopted by Bruce.

Post the rest of the issue

File: Asmannual21[1].jpg (78KB, 300x461px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 300x461px

>>93004052
Spider-Man got married THIRTY YEARS AGO!

>>93006482
nothing else interesting happens. Gotham Girl decides to be a hero and Batman tells her she needs to learn how to fight without powers so she won't die.

I'm not op, but I read the issue early also

>inb4 Tec 1000 is the wedding

>>93006275
That what they siad about them being in a relantionship, and it only took them 23 years, so it'll take another 23 years for them to get married!

>>93006616
>he doesn't know

>>93006648
Hey that would be kind of neat instead of just a collection of shorts that are really just unused backups that have been sitting in a drawer for a few years

File: 5naFPuS[1].png (515KB, 880x699px) Image search: [Google]

515KB, 880x699px

>>93006773
Oh I know. I just fume eternally. Replace ME3 with OMD and Bioware with Marvel and this is me.

>>93004547
>Helena Wayne
Will Damian be a shit older bother? What about the rest of the Bat-family?

>>93006616
Yeah, and he sold it to Mephisto 10 years ago.

File: 1487203512375.jpg (281KB, 914x1080px) Image search: [Google]

281KB, 914x1080px

Joker is going to Norman Osborn the fuck out of Selena over this

>>93006877
Impregnate her with twins?

File: feels-Dr-Who[1].gif (365KB, 500x275px) Image search: [Google]

365KB, 500x275px

>>93006867
>It's been 10 years since BONG

>>93006092
Gotham is Tim's waifu, not Bruce's.

File: 1442223001415.jpg (101KB, 640x558px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 640x558px

>>93006944
>yfw Batman Clone Saga

File: kill it with fire.png (273KB, 372x321px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 372x321px

>>93006944

>>93006944
I was more referring to murdering her horribly out of jealousy though that is also certainly a possibility

>>93006806
I could see it happening. Rumor is that DC's planning to bring back the classic suit in Action 1000, so Catwoman marrying Batman could be the big thing for Detective.

File: aHR0cDovL3d3dy5uZXdzYXJhbWEuY29tL2ltYWdlcy9pLzAwMC8xODMvMzk2L29yaWdpbmFsL0FtYXppbmdfU3BpZGVyLU1hbl9SZW5ld19Zb3VyX1Zvd3NfMV9KX1Njb3R0X0NhbXBiZWxsX1ZhcmlhbnQuanBn.jpg (401KB, 988x1500px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 988x1500px

>>93004052

File: cranky Bed head Lois.jpg (1013KB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1013KB, 1988x3056px

Selena version of Pic Related coming soon but with more Damian being a brat while Jon wonders why he hates his step mom ?

>>93007085
Mj is becoming Venom in Renew your vows its 100% certain that she'll end up becoming a villain
its an alternate universe so they can do whatever they want
seeing Annie suffering after visiting her mom in prison would be a lot of drama
Marvel hates the marriage

File: 1474312758437.png (345KB, 576x592px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 576x592px

>>93007153
you sound fucking stupid

>>93003606
AGAIN? Weren't they married before?
What about that? Was it retconned? Why was it retconned?

I've shipped this since TAS. This one better fucking stick, I tell you.

File: DACsmCJVoAE4LwA[1].jpg (198KB, 776x1199px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 776x1199px

>>93005081
>>93005157
Actually, it looks like that whole arc might be a a flashback Bruce tells to Selina, going by this page, so we might get her answer next issue.

File: STL046651.jpg (772KB, 1186x1800px) Image search: [Google]

772KB, 1186x1800px

>>93007251
sure I do but do u really trust marvel

>>93007293
The only times were it have been "canon" it's been on Earth-2 where they always die, one of them usually dies

>it's a dream/daydream scene
>she'll say no
>she'll die before it happens
>she'll leave before the marriage, because reasons
Pick your poison.

>>93007427
>>she'll leave before the marriage, because reasons

most likely scenario. Also kinda funny how each main Bat writer of the past few years has had a different main love interest.(Morrison-Talia,Snyder-Julia,King-Selina)

Who should be his best man? Dick or Clark?

>>93007485
If we enter a "normal" relationship, the flame will die, I'm doing this to protect you, cats can't be tamed, I'm scared of commitment, my past has caught up to me and I have scores to settle, your crusade is what matters most to you and I know it.

A dozen different stupid reasons, oh, which one to pick.
I'm so excited.

>>93003641
And then actual Batfags proved this nigga wrong.
Feels good mang.

>>93003606
>>93003641
Why? I fucking love these two.

>>93007485
>>93007566

Literally this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdPvUriVBEg

>>93003606
NO ONE CAN STOP THE BASED AS FUCK KING TRAIN.

>>93007485
Morrison never really wrote Talia as love interest, just the baby momma

and Snyder's shit was never going to stick

>>93004121
>>93004148
Has Catwoman ever died?

>>93007530
Joker

>>93007389
Believing covers ever. She probably gets the suit, few issues of her learning to control it then Peter doesn't have to split his power. Besides Venom MJ gives the symbiot everything it wants.

File: hqdefault.jpg (13KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 480x360px

>>93003606

>>93007691
THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED

>>93004522
>Gotham Girl goes crazy and kills Bruce at the altar
>Catwoman becomes the new Batman
Prepare yourselves for Catbatwomanman!

File: RCO018_1461930847.jpg (406KB, 1074x1650px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 1074x1650px

>>93007672
She kinda did in Heart of Hush.
Anytime she gets seriously hurt or goes missing Batman goes fucking crazy.

The thing we are all most excited is Damian-Mommy Selina interactions, right?

>>93003771
How could Bruce, Selina and Damian make dinner awkward for Clark and Jon?

>>93003606
I give it 3 issues

>>93007801
Selina and Lois interact is going to be weird

>>93007801
Talking about their awesome S&M three way.

File: ZgwIASL.gif (2MB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x300px

>>93003606
>Marrying a gold-digging thief, who you punch her in face in different situation.

OH YEAH! This is perfect couple!

>>93005115

Who fucking cares, you hardass?

>>93003641
The only batfag who will be pissed is Bruce Timm

>>93003606
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS ISNT WONDERBAT

>>93008145
good

>>93008145
As on cue >>93008148

>>93008077
Yeah I don't know why anyone would marry someone like that

>>93008148
>>93008145
Good.

>>93008106
He's right though, I've seen people pointlessly lose loved pets due to dumb shit like this.
It's worth a person taking a second to think about what's going into its gut sinc a dog won't know it's poisoning itself 'til it's dead.

That other anon makes a point though that Krypto probably isn't like terrestrial canines.

>>93007801
>Alfred serves fondue at the mansion.
>Clark: A little fancier than we're used to in the farm.
>Lois and Selina smirk before engaging in girl talk once more.
>Bruce autistically broods as usual.
>Jon picks up a piece of steak with his fingers and dips it.
>Damian: Ugh, use the forks you hick!

>>93007566

>cats can't be tamed

Bullshit, my cat is lazy garbage.

>>93008181

Timm's true Batship is Bruce/Babs.

Which honestly I'm into because I grew up with BTAS.

>>93008145
>Bruce Timm
I recall there being a TNBA episode with the two chasing each other around, was he involved with that? I gathered Timm's stance was just that Bruce be getting whatever available premium pussy there is.

>>93008192

In our house we have a working knowledge of what dogs eat and can't eat.

File: 5195994e05f2d08b35dadeb053215117[1].jpg (16KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 500x375px

>>93003606
why can't she be the superior Timm Selina?

>>93008196
I wonder how Damian feels about his father putting ketchup on steak.

>>93008231
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_27bqy8S4

>>93008231
Chase me was by Paul Dini

>>93008274
There it is.
Let me just check wikipedia and-
>Absolutely no credit to Timm
Hm. Well now I'm not sure.

>>93003606
Isn't she still a fugitive?

>>93008273
Isn't Damian a vegetarian?

>>93003606
So is there a storytime or what

>catbat in comics
>wonderbat in dceu
Good, good.

>>93008234
Respect to you, other despite good intentions are not quite as aware or interested in proper animal care until it's too late.

>>93008338
that's true, but I feel like he'd still judge Bruce for putting ketchup on steak more than actually eating the steak.

>>93008077
Apparently this is true love

can we talk about how cute that cat is

I'm glad DC heroes are back to sloooowly aging and developing families and legacies. OMD style status quo wanking's never given us anything good, while being unafraid to age characters gave us great books like the BatEpic or current Superman.

>>93008365
>wonderbat where Diana still loves Steve

mate...

>>93003892
>I AM RETIRED

>>93003606
>she says no but steals the ring
>says yes, they're happy for a while, then she returns to crime
best case scenario is the marriage sticks, she teams up with him and they fight crime
we also get really cute/awkward interactions between her and Damian/the rest of the bat senpai
>Dick just want to know if he can call her mommy

What's Selina public identity? Like, Clark is a reporter and Bruce is a playboy billionaire.

>>93008552
Known felon.

>>93008552
Selina Kyle, suspected mass-murderer and known cat burglar

>>93008552
She usually just makes shit up, like being an heiress.

>>93003641
earth 2 (og earth 2) batman was married to selina kyle

>>93008552
>>93008585
>>93008579
also a crime boss for a hot minute

>>93005496
Barry is a limp wristed yesmen, and Hal Jordan dates a psycho killer space bitch, a 14 year old girl, and his best friends John and Guy date black serial killers and grab 8 year old girls by their pussies, respectively. The GLC are on some 60's NYCPD level grease.

Now that the weight has lifted
Love has surely shifted my way
Marry me
Today and every day
Marry me
If I ever get the nerve to say
Hello in this cafe
Say you will
Mm-hmm
Say you will
Mm-hmm

File: code reee pepe.png (235KB, 600x503px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 600x503px

>>93003724
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93003724
Bruce actually likes Damian, so not likely.

>>93007427
>Its a Hoax, a Dream, An Imaginary Tale

>>93003724
Damian and Jon should go Join the Titans.

>>93003771
God, how fucking awesome would a Lois and Selina teamup book would be? Even if it was just an issue of SuperSons?

>>93008850
Supermoms
Can't have Selina in costume
maybe some fun shenanigans about dropping off lunch before a field trip with everything possible getting in their way

>>93003724
That'll be soo cool

>>93008365

Dude, it's not happening. Moviegoers just got done gushing over the tragic romantic story of Diana and Steve Trevor; they're not going to do a rebound romance with Batman. Hell, they're probably re-editing their scenes to remove any allusions to a non-platonic work relationship.

WonderBat is not happening.

>Batmans marriage may happen before Aquamans
This makes me mad.

>>93009193
Same with Dinah and Ollie.

>>93009279
Same with Harley & Ivy

>>93009311
Delusion

>>93008552
Future brothel owner

>>93009356
It'll happen, just you wait. It may take 23 years but it's gonna happen

>>93003606
Welp, we know who's gonna get killed off soon.

>>93003606
I like it.

>>93003606
Catwoman will be raising her husband's son

>>93009279
Arthur proposed over a year ago!

>>93006877

This will always be amazing.

File: 4facf30e7abed6cc57bdc726d29d76b3.jpg (28KB, 500x530px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 500x530px

>>93003606
I BLAME CHRISTOPHER NOLAN AND HIS NOLANFAGS.....this is the true way batman should end
0:00 to 0:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lpyxrsemE

0:37 mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iNY11NbMLc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pfuSxXaMw

Batman was more of a tragedy in that bruce committed his life to gotham, above anything else even above finding love, which eh had many chances on in any case o well pic related would have also been acceptable. Couldn't find that comic page where he was in his old age with Diana on Themyscira and they kissed for one last time.

>>93009658
>implying you know for a fact this won't end in tragedy

>>93009483
As someone who adopts kids left and right it's more or less impossible to marry Bruce and not end up in such a situation.
I also doubt Selina will do much raising, she likely will mingle with the others during dinners and around the batcave when Bruce is around but rarely spend personal time with them.

File: Damn It, Woman! The Embassy!.jpg (1MB, 1000x1486px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1486px

>>93009518
Arthur really hasn't time to plan the wedding. He's had a lot to deal with recently. Like the embassy.

File: IMG_3217.jpg (67KB, 500x732px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x732px

>>93003606
Didn't Selena hit on Dick at one point?

That's pretty fucked

>>93009735
not really, everyone hits on Dick. It's like a law of the universe.

>>93007672
Yea they killed her before her during No Man's Land then Cooke said Fuck That

>>93004612
Billy died? When?

>>93009699
He gave up on the embassy a while ago, only reason they aren't married is because Mera is worried about future visions by the elders.

>>93009852
he's just in limbo right now

>>93007801
Being Obnoxiously Wealthy about it.

>>93008365
I'm ok with this

File: 1476165346954.jpg (55KB, 416x416px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 416x416px

>>93003606

HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
FUCKING MADMAN!

File: 1464886219931.gif (408KB, 500x345px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 500x345px

>>93003606
Ok I'm officially interested. Has DC made any trades of King's run yet? I want to get caught up.

>>93009735
She's had sex with every robin besides Damian, and I'm pretty that's just because he's too young.

>>93009852
Writing hell. That special place where you go when Geoff Johns leaves your New 52 run to produce shit DC films.

>>93003606
Joker's gonna break up the wedding.

>>93009949
the first two arcs, with the third in September

>>93004735

I can't help reading that in Adam West voice.

>>93009950
Even Tim?

>>93003606
But... why? I don't even want to read the comics for this because I know it'll end up in status quo before they manage to make selina a bitch or make bruce increase his autism by 100

>>93004219
He came back during AvX and then died again.

File: Cool Story Bro.jpg (65KB, 340x255px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 340x255px

>All of this flipping out and celebrating

You'll notice she didn't say "yes." MJ turned Peter down two or three times before they actually got hooked.

>>93009658
That's what bothers me when people say "I want Bruce to be happy". The story of Batman, if it wants to maintain any narrative credibility, is a story of tragedy. He can be with Selina now, have good times, but ultimately he should not die happily in retirement with his wife and kids.

>>93004903
This. considering Bruce can easily afford literally any ring on the planet, the one he picks has to have more than simple monetary value.

>>93009193
Wait, they're not married?

>>93003606
>batman
>proposing to catwoman
>right before a joker arc
so she's gonna die, right?

>>93010155
They got engaged just before Rebirth happened, but shit kept happening before they sealed the deal. Which, now that I think about it, all happened because of Black Manta.

>>93010155
they got unmarried in New 52's NO ONE CAN BE MARRIED apocalypse, but they're engaged now.

>>93010098
I reckon King is just gonna piss everyone off when in September after War oj Jokes and Riddles is over the opening page or ending of the issue after a recap of their relationship will just be a "No". I would actually prefer that King do that desu, I'm not too much of a fan of Selina and I think it would be more interesting to subvert expectations

>>93010170
She's either going to die or one of them is going to be a bitch and break up.

>>93010170
the Joker arc is a flashback

File: 1493899478032.jpg (710KB, 833x1280px) Image search: [Google]

710KB, 833x1280px

>>93005971

>>93003641
To be fair, Selena is the only woman I can see ending with Bruce in any continuity.

File: Basically this.png (935KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

935KB, 1280x853px

>>93003724

>>93003606
OH, SHIT! That won't end well, folks!

>>93003641
I'm OK with thay

>>93007485
>Bruce Wayne gets stood up on the alter!
Imagine the Gotham media's headlines

>>93003606
Isnt Catwoman a sociopath?

>>93004416
>>93004142
>>93005869
>Bruce I don't know if Alfred ever made you a pie but it is the most sincere form of love, eat it.
>I swear Bruce, you're not getting invited to dinner next time.
>Thank God Ma isn't here to see this.
>I superhate you

>>93010500
batman's probably worse

>>93003771
>eat the pie, bruce
>its the most american food ever
>truth, justice, american way, ring any bells?

>>93009311
I blame bombshells, it fed the fire.

>>93008077

They're both a mess, but they can be a mess for each other.

>>93003724
Dick is a better dad to Damian anyway.

File: 1454042137622.jpg (114KB, 471x550px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 471x550px

>>93005565
>scene showing Bruce getting married in front of cameras
>they drive off to the Wayne mansion
>Batcave is decorated for the real wedding
>all his super hero friends are there
>the real wedding begins
I want this now

>>93003606
R.I.P Selina. Hopefully your death is dignified.

>>93003606
>that one anon who kept insisting King was setting up Selina to die since the first arc

I...I didn't want him to be right damn you. Why King why. Just let Bruce be happy.

>>93006161
All that sugar and carbs will kill his gains

>>93003771
>Batman's life is so grimdark he can't even enjoy sweets

how many issues from the recent reboot is Batman in currently, might pick up this run now

>>93010500
No. Shes the one always telling Bruce to treat the boys like boys and not soldiers.

>>93009699
I bet she's so wet