S and W jokes thread

I don't know why but this made me laugh really hard.

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>>92995612

Waldorf: what do you think of these women only screenings of wonder woman?

Statler: I think its a wonderful idea

Waldorf: becuase of gender equality or something?

Statler: no because all the other screens will have peace and quiet

Oh HO HO HO HO

Statler: what are your thoughts on the red pill?

Waldorf: I'd encourage women to take it

Statler: to encourage them to look on the other side of the argument

Waldorf: no to keep their mouths shut

OH HO HO HO HO

>>92995745
god damn that's good

>>92995612
>>92997224
>>92997545
This reeks of ESL

>>92997545
Statler: If I pulled that off you off would you die?

Waldorf: It would be extremely painful.

Statler: You're a big guy.

Waldorf: FOR YOU

OH HO HO HO HO

Waldorf: Remember when they added an autistic Muppet to the cast of Sesame Street?

Statler: Of course! How could I forget about Kermit?

DOH HO HO HO HO HO!

If Statler and Waldorf hate the Muppets so much why do they keep coming to every show? Did they buy a lifetime ticket for that booth and are determined to get their money's worth or something?

>>92999448
It's fun for them to make fun of the show together.

Statler: I called Cartoon Network and requested Teen Titans GO
Waldorf: You asked for new episodes?
Statler: No, I told them I wanted them to git!
S&W: DOH HOH HOH HOH

>>92999448
Why do they always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's kind of like some torture
To have to watch the show

>>92999448
Same reason everyone on 4chan continuously consumes media they hate.

This thread had potential but Jesus Christ whomever (and I'm confident it's mostly one guy) is writing these """jokes""" has THE worst humor I've stomached in a long time.

>>93001078
Hey, it's not half bad.

You're right, it's all bad!

Ho ho ho.

>>92999448
>If OP and anon hate comics and cartoons so much why do they keep coming to every thread? Did they buy a lifetime 4chan pass for this board and are determined to get their money's worth or something?

>>92999289
Laughed at this one

>>93001579
Now that's what I call a medium joke.

Why's that?

Well it wasn't rare, and it definitely wasn't well done.

Dooooh ho ho ho ho

>>93001078
rate them out of 10