What do you know about my mom?

>>92989483
I know that she would have wanted her son to not be a dumb little bitch who wanted to ruin everything she fought and died for.

she was rose quartz, she led the rebellion against homeworld after she realized the value of organic life, and in the fighting pink diamond was shattered and rose quartz took credit, homeworld deployed many weapons including some sort of superweapon that corrupted almost ever gem save rose, garnet, and pearl
despite this, they managed to keep homeworld away and preserve life on earth

I know she'd die for some dick.

>>92989483
She wasn't a Rose Quartz who led a rebellion against the alien race she was part of to save the earth from becoming an empty husk floating through space.

It's because of her humanity and everything from the strawberry fields, the desert lions, the rippling ocean with teeming life, even the smallest bugs can thrive.

You're a little faggot crying about a space rock and its species losses in a war that, if Rose lost, would have meant destruction of everything on the planet. Stop empathizing with an enemy that turned living as Gems into a living nightmare, performed horrible experiments on those lost at war, seeded the planet with something poised to destroy it in one go, kidnapped your dad and killed your friend.

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>>92989483
i know your mother was a dumb punk ass ho

I know what the inside of her vagina looks like.

>>92989564
This. Morality and whether an action is right or wrong only works in context. "Killed someone" sounds bad. "Killed one of the dictators of a repressively hierarchical genocidal intergalactic empire bent on the eradication of all earth life" is flat out heroic, and if your pacifism can't countenance that, then you're the one with the hang ups.

>>92989652
Greg, get off /co/.

>>92989483

I know she was a huge pink slut.

>>92989483
That she's evil and you're a weapon

>>92989483
War criminal.

>>92989483
She resurrected a dead lion for some reason and then used it as a storage shed.

BINGO BONGO

>>92989702
I got off Rose Quartz so hard she died.

>>92989483
that she knows you are a giant faggot

Nothing. Same as you
Same as her husband
Same as her closest friends

>>92989852
The murdercock is by far the best meme to come from this board.

>>92989483
This is the one time Steven Universe actually made me feel somewhat emotional

>>92989483
I know your mother was stacked.

I mean, her breasts were fucking ridiculous, kid. Just... Fucking fluffy clouds during a sunrise incarnate. They were huge and beautiful, kid.

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WHERE'S MY SON?!

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>>92989483
Rose sucked 37 dicks.

>>92990626
in a row?

>>92989483
FAT
BOTTOMED
GIRL

>>92990647
At the same time

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>>92989556
Thanks. I needed that.

>>92989483

Steven is really stupid, he don't know a damn thing about her but he talk about her as if he know her.

>>92989483
she's a filthy rock person

>>92989682
>the equivalent of stepping on an anthill is genocidal

>>92991069
Shut up Avengers-movie-Loki.

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>>92989483
She was a total slut throughout history

She had a fat ass, Steven

>>92989483
good thing she was a rose quartz and not any other gem because then you would have to get your shit together instead of being a totall spaz, you fat, crying piece of shit

>>92989483
That her son looks like someone shaved a wild sow with down syndrome.

>>92989483
Was her name Martha?

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>>92990286
Reminder that she had to craft them, along with the vagina, purely for sex purposes. These aren't things Gems naturally have.

>>92992016
Yes.

Rose, Martha, Quartz.

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>>92989483
Rose cucked her pearl

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>>92989483
Apparently more than you, you clod!

>>92992384
There we go

>>92989483
She was mankind's history bicycle

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>>92992555
>Actual idol created by early man of Rose Quartz.

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>>92992609
DEEPEST LORE!

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>>92989483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibCkxR2vKhc

>>92989483
I know she gave birth to a whiny bitch.

Though I think Steven's dad and the other gems have more to do with that than her.

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>>92989652

>>92989526
Maybe she should have gave them some heads up in a couple of things before willing dying.

Little things like:
>Telling them where was her cannon in case they needed it for an emergency
>Having the gem version of having someone tied up in you basement.

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>>92989652
>>92993049

Thank god his mom died giving birth. Had she seen him she'd have died of shame.

She literally saved the Earth at great personal cost, had a complex background where she admitted to making a number of bad choices, and her character can't be hurt like a lot of the other cast has been/could be because she's dead and she's one of the creator's favorites, to such a degree that she often goes out of the way to board scenes involving Rose herself. She's also my favorite gem on the show.

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>>92989483
I really hope this show is done with the Rose's Riddles bullshit. She was a dense, vapid extraterrestrial who made selfish decision that left her friends in a lurch. The only mystery steven would have to solve is, "How much of a cunt was Rose Quartz?"

>watching Steven Jewniverse
neck yourselves

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>>92993354
Better call Connie's mom to the burn unit immediately.

>>92993807
What's your favorite show, anon?

>>92993842
ATLA

>>92989483
That she handles dick like a champ

she wouldnt love a fat fuck like you if you even knew her anyway

>>92989483
How can anyone stand to look at these character designs for longer than 5 seconds?

>>92993971
I don't know anon.

Just look at that nose, it's disgusting.

>>92992933
>greg having anything to do with it
It's purely the gems, Greg is trying to teach the boy right but those emotionally unstable cunts insisted they raise him so they can feel goo about themselves.

>>92989483
Your mom was a moped that would pity fuck any fat loser. It's how you were born after all

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>>92989483
She was slut that got knocked up by a deadbeat and then died after shitting you out into this world you obese waterfall of weakness

Where were you fuckers when Yo Momma turned to shit?

>>92990828
> He talks about her as if he knows her
> That quote is immediately followed by Steven saying "I don't even know my mom"

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>>92989483
yer muthus ah whore

>>92994599

You're pretty edgy anon.

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>>92989483
She was a giant woman.

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>>92995030
You should've offered to give her an abortion if her child was going to be this week Father In Law

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>>92989483
she's hot as fuck, bro

>>92993971
I think MOST of the character designs are appealing honestly. some recent ones like Aquamarine and Smokey Quartz are butt ugly though

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>>92989483

>>92989483
God... Lars is such a fucking piece of shit, I really want him to.die, preferably through killing himself

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>>92993855

>>92993237
Greg had the canon though

>>92992384
I would have enjoyed this if it actually happened

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>>92992788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en3cxoL9Lu8

>>92996518
>Posting GMILFs

Noice

>>92994004
>Just look at that nose, it's disgusting.
That's a nose? Thought something was trying to break out from under his skin