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Really? I mean, really?

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Really? I mean, really?
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He cucked his own son.

Why wouldn't he cuck Clark?
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>>92979749
Dick had it worse.
Bruce knew and still didn't give a shit.
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>mfw gf left me for """"""friend""""""
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>>92979749
Women amirite?
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>>92979749
Lois and Clark never dated in the animated series. Educate yourself.
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>>92979749
>>92979796
>>92979811
Bruce deserved to die alone and hated.
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>>92979838

He never said they did.
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>>92979811
Also, as far as we know, Lois and Bruce just had a date and moved on, while Dick had his girlfriend (that he planned to marry) knocked up by Bruce.

No wonder DCAU DIck asked the too to fuck off and never accepted their apologies.
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>>92979840
That's pretty much what happens.
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>>92979838
No one said otherwise.
Still, it's Lois. Why did the writters feel the need to have her date Bruce in a two episode special when he already had enough pussy in his own serie is behind me.
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>>92979853
Then what is op's problem?
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>>92979935
Someone was self inserting, Bruce was known to be an attractive bachelor sure enough but almost every single woman who saw him swooned in the DCAU.
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>>92979840
>tfw people laud DCAU Bruce as what Batman is 'supposed to be like', kind and understanding, not an asshole loner
>tfw DCAU Bruce has done all this shit
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>>92979935
I'm surprised he didn't cuck John, but that relationship already had enough cucking going around.
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>>92979811

Dick was smart enough to keep a lot of spares around.
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>>92979937

Because Clark had obvious feelings for her. Just because you're not dating a girl doesn't mean you can't want to date her.
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>>92979935
Dude, they look exactally the same
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>>92979796
Bruce never saw Dick, Jason, or Tim as his Sons.

Only Damian.
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>>92980034
He did not have obvious feelings for her. Obvious feelings would mean he asked her out, not just follow her around like a bitch.
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>>92980092
We're talking about the DCAU, faggot, Damian didn't exist in it
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>>92979749
>"Nice to meet you. Cuck, right?"
>"It's Clark."
>"Whatever." *laughs and walks off with Lois*

What did Dini and Timm mean by this?
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>>92980106

>I am too autistic to understand the concept of beta males

That's ok, anon, I accept you for who you are.
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>>92980133
Timm has a giant cuck fetish, and both of them self insert as Bruce.
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>>92979840
If it's any consolation, he did.
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>>92979935
Batman trying to get into Lois' pants has been a thing since the earliest World's Finest.
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>>92979811
>>92979796
Bruce was a terrible person
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I hate watching the shows after BTAS season 1-3 and seeing what a giant prick Batman turned into. Basically a different character.
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>>92980133
Clark BTFO
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>>92979749
WAYNE'D
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>>92979978
Batman becomes worse and worse as the DCAU progresses. It's kind of crazy watching Bruce slowly destroy himself over time.
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>>92979811
Who was this woman?
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>>92980322
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>>92980133
Did this really happen?
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>>92980322
Barbara?
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>>92979749
Best iteration of Lois in any form of media. She was actually WORTH cucking Superman and risking his wrath over.
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>>92980340
Bruce, you pedobear
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>>92980347
Not in those exact words, but he does intentionally date Lois knowing full well that Clark is Superman at this point while making the smuggest faces at him the whole time.
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>>92980377
Why do I keep seeing people use "Pedobear" as a common noun? Summertime?
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>>92980412
>gets to smug the hell out of the strongest being alive and fuck his crush
Fuck you, a man can only dream
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What was it with Batman and his constant need for new pussy in this show?
Seems out of character for him to cuck Dick and Clark when he had actual serious love interests before.
Hell, he even cucked Joker.
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>>92980474
>Catwoman
>got Harley to make out with him
>made out with Ivy while she was dating Harvey Dent
>defeated Roxy Rocket by literally making her orgasm

In hindsight, he beat pretty much all of his female villains through sex appeal.
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>>92980556
Then there was Andrea.
Like 3 Batwoman.
Obviously Wonder Woman.
Made out with Cheetah.
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>>92980474

He's a relatively young, attractive, extremely wealthy bachelor who's internationally famous for how much money he has. It would be a lot weirder if he wasn't fucking every female character who showed up.
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>>92979978
It's funny how a character can be a remarkable piece of shit, but the magic of nostalgia makes me people forget that
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>>92980645
>that episode of Batman Beyond where Bruce went to the Batcave pissed off at a musical of Batman
>consoled himself by looking through an image gallery of all of the women he fucked as Batman
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>>92980429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHHCzb7Hko
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DCAU Batman was pretty much comics Superman, who in a way is kinda like a harem character. It's just that DCAU Batman was self-destructive.
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>>92980654
I actually always thought it was a bit odd that a character as absurdly disciplined as Bruce would get involved with so many women. Seems like a distraction from the war on crime.
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>>92980752
Three women in one page. Jesus.
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>>92980229
>>92980306
This, being Batman must take its toll to turn the guy who comforted several villains after defeating them to the guy living alone in his mansion with a dog and Terry to check on him occasionally
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>>92979749
What is wrong here?
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>>92980788

The entire female cast of the Justice League comics were in love with Superman. Not just infatuation, but outright full-blown in love.
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>>92979749
Those expressions are reminding me way too much of that Legend of Zelda cucking animation.
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>>92980556
>defeated Roxy Rocket by literally making her orgasm
>looks it up

Oh, you weren't kidding...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k58wihIiyR4
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>>92980737
Kek. Jewtube link anyone?
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>>92980773

That's the point, Bruce intentionally markets himself as a carefree billionaire playboy to make people less likely to consider the possibility he's Batman. It's not like he spends much time with them either, he just shows up, they throw themselves at him because he's rich and famous, he participates in some photo ops, he has sex with them, and then he moves on.
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>>92979749
Clark should take revenge and fuck Bruce instead, it's not like Bruce can stop him
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>>92980940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2p02DfyzCE
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>>92980967
>>92980903
What the hell is this
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>>92981077
Justice.
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>>92980752
>Wondy in the last panel

And not a single fuck was given, etc.
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>>92980903
>the dick-shaped rocket explodes while she moans

every time
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>>92981077
My latest waifu.
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>>92979749
What is with Timm's fetish of Bruce fucking everybody? Bruce even manages to impregante a women indirectly without the women or her husband ever finding out.
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>>92981077
Dini and Timm getting their kicks.
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>>92979840
>>92979893
Naw, he care for Terry, his real son
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>>92981196
I never realized how much Bruce cucked everyone until this thread.
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>>92981196
Honestly, the more time passes and the more perspective I gain on the DCAU the less I find myself liking Bruce Timm.

But I like Dini more.
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>>92981196
>>impregnation
>>fetish
That's simply male brain. Unless you're some kind of cuck that doesn't want to pass on his genes.
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>>92981196
>Bruce even manages to impregante a women indirectly without the women or her husband ever finding out.
Comes with being a Ninja.
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>>92981248
>>92981196
>that's true, as well
Alright. I need to rewatch Batman TAS and Batman Beyond. It's been too long.
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I hate Bruce Timm just for his self-insert fantasy on Bruce Wayne to make him fuck every woman there is.
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>>92981248
[Spoiler]Terry is the Batson Bruce deserves, just not the one he needs right now.[/spoiler]
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>>92981312
The reveal is actually a JL finale
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So in Timm's universe if the robins had been female..
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>>92980752
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>>92981290
Why would I want to be a cuck who ties himself financially to children and a mother?
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>>92979796
>>92979811
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>>92981518

She'd be a good soldier.
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>>92980967
I want to whatch the entire Batman musical, getting some Ember Island vibes from it.
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>>92981579
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>>92981651
bruce reeeee
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>>92980752
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>>92981271
Dini carried Tim for years
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>>92981196
It wasn't subtle either. He was obviously a fan of the Bruce and Barbra thing for a long time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4DtgTRhZPs
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>>92981196
It's probably not just Timm, if you read Dark Night: A True Batman Story, Dini had his share of issues that surely leaked into the writing, if just subconsciously.
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>>92981409
Was it the time travel one? I think I seen that more recently, but it's still been a while.
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>>92981772
>Dini had his share of issues that surely leaked into the writing
Like what?
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>>92980752
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>>92981884
No, it's revealed that it was Waller's idea all along. She wanted to recreate another Batman by putting passing on his genetic material to create Bruce's "son" and then having Terry's parents killed in an alleyway. It failed because the gunman backed out.

Bitch was crazy.
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>>92979749
That's why I hate Bruce
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>>92980903
And yet we don't see her again except for a brief cameo with Superman. :(
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>>92980377
Barbara was at least 20 the first time we saw her in BTAS, if not 22 by the time she became Batgirl.
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>>92979854
Lois said things got serious to the point where she was moving to Gotham to work at the Daily Planet there.

They didn't just have a date and move on, Bruce could've spent weeks in Metropolis during World's Finest.
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>>92981271
I don't think Timm likes or even really understands Superman
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>>92981543
Justice League was really a harem and Clark is the dumb dense MC
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>>92983208

If anything, Bruce was the cuck in that one. Bruce fell in love with Lois and truly wanted to be with her, but she dumped him after learning the whole Batmanning thing. So in the end Bruce lost her to Clark. It also made things more complicated for Clark, because now he had this fear of what would happen once Lois realized he had lied to her just as Bruce had in the past. Worse, Clark and Bruce are friends, so Clark should know better.
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>>92982018
Also, the "gunman" was Andrea, AKA the Phantasm, from the BTAS movie.
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>>92983384
Bruce would've never given up being Batman for her deep down, he's lucky she did love him to the point of keeping his secret.

That's probably why Timm and Dini never bothered to have an episode about it, even though it would've happened eventually.

It's even worse if she remembers this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0QVvbhMm24
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>>92981543
That's cold, Supes. Poor Ice
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>>92982018

Bat spunk was just an AWFUL AWFUL retcon.
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Anyone remembers the movie that Timm almost made instead of Return of the Joker?. It was something about Selina taking Waller role in the movie and creating various off-springs of Bruce because she couldn't fathom the idea of a Gotham without Batman

I tried searching for that in Google but I can't find it
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>>92983286
That ninja looks like Spider-Man.
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>>92983825
I remember that pitch. It was retooled to be epilogue episode for JLU. The premise was Selina was trying to create the next generation of Batman although in this verison she had a lot more trial runs than Waller did. Most of the kids had their parents killed while Waller searched extensively for individuals that had psyche reports similar to Thomas and Martha Wayne (IE Terry's parents).
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>>92979749
Bruce wasn't friends with Clark yet.
Clark and Lois are not in a relationship during this time.
Clark had other bitches he was interested during this.
Lois actually care about Clark but Clark never made a move.
Implying Clark gave a shit. Lois wasn't his gf and she was free to date whomever and you can't blame her for being interested in Bruce fucking Wayne who is probably one if not the most desirable person in DC comics.
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>>92980752

Tell me again why people complain about batwank in DCAU for its Batman being a ladies man, when in the comics every female in existence are wet for Superman? Why people don't complain about superwank as well?
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>>92980801
Beyond at least reflects that his assholish ways left him alone, miserable, haunted, and despised by the people who used to love and trust him.
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>>92983825
>>92984093
Welp I found it

>Bruce Timm on “Epilogue” and the unproduced Batman Beyond DTV (circa 2005): “The Catwoman Batman Beyond DTV thing was never scripted; it never went beyond a 45-minute impromptu plotting session between Glen Murakami and myself. Nothing was ever even written down on it. In its original (if nebulous) form, it was too similar to both Mask of the Phantasm and Return of the Joker in several key plot-structure points, but even before we had a chance to iron any of that out, the home video’s unbridled apathy towards any more Batman Beyond DTV projects made the whole thing moot.

>“[However], as we were plotting out the tail end of the current JLU season, I brought the basic idea up to my co-producers, [and] we quickly realized how it could make a really nifty off-the-wall ‘bonus’ episode. […] We did have Buffy’s ‘Restless’ episode in mind, season finale-wise; also, the ‘flashback’ structure was very much inspired by Tim Minnear’s excellent Firefly episode ‘Out of Gas,’ as well as the ‘Three Cathedrals’ episode of West Wing. It actually works way better as the coda to this season than as a stand-alone Batman Beyond film; in fact, we were able to solve a lot of its inherent problems by grafting it onto the Cadmus plot.

>“[In the Batman Beyond DTV], instead of Waller, Selina Kyle herself was going to be the one who cloned Batman. Staying much closer to the ‘Boys from Brazil’ set-up, Selina hedged her bets and created lots of Bruce Wayne clones, and systematically murdered their parents when they reached the proper age. Most of them didn’t become manic-depressive crime-fighters, only Terry and one other—a young boy she adopted and raised as her own son. There was going to be a creepy ‘Manchurian Candidate’ aspect to their relationship, with the aging (but still disturbingly kinda sexy) Selina coaxing the kid into becoming an über-messed-up avenger of evil.
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>>92984203
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“Selina’s ‘son’ was going to be the main bad guy ‘muscle’ of the story—a twisted version of Terry / Bruce, with his own ‘dark superhero’ outfit and everything. The plan was for him to be bumping off criminals from the Batman Beyond Rogues Gallery, and possibly even an old-timer like Edward Nygma, thus setting the plot in motion (this part was always a bit too ‘Phantasm’ for me, but I did like the ‘Manchurian Candidate’-ness of him).

>“This version of Selina had, at some point in the past, ‘seen the light,’ after years of Batman nagging her to use her talents to help people instead of just helping herself. She eventually realized he was right, but with ‘born again’ zeal, decided Batman himself didn’t go far enough in punishing criminals; she needed a Batman who would help her eliminate criminals (i.e. kill them dead) and set about creating one. These were going to be ‘true’ Bruce Wayne clones, not nano-engineered ‘sons’; in fact, that had a whole lot of problems built into it, which we would have had to figure out if we’d ever gotten a greenlight
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>>92980752
>DCAU Batman was pretty much comics Superman
Not DCAU is pretty much comic Batman. Batman and Superman both have bitches all over them in the comics.
>>92984177
Pretty much every comic character is wanked. Spiderman, Wolverine, Cyclops, Superman, Batman and Dick all get bitches all the time. People only make a special case for Batman because he's way more popular than others.
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>>92979838
They were dating by the time Justice League Unlimited rolled around
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>>92984177
Are you dense? Superman is a world renowned hero with impeccable manners and superpowers.
His acclaim and allure makes perfect sense. He's not just a rich chad or a dark vigilante using mystique to draw in the curious. When you see Superman you get Superman.

I sometimes even wonder if Lois really understands how lucky she is.
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>>92984261

I really don't see comics Batman as a ladies man. In the Justice League comics the only female character that is friendly with Batman is Wonder Woman, the rest are all weirded out by him or hate him. Even in his books the only female rogues that fancy him are Catwoman and Talia.

And even as Bruce, when was the last time he was shown dating a random who?
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>>92984324

If you love Superman so much, why don't YOU marry him?
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>>92984360
I would if I could
>loving
>supportive
>intelligent
>good looking
>Kryptonian affirmative action to get our kids on the fast track college and careers
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>>92981897
Dini was a beta orbiter well into his 30s who cut himself with his Emmy because the girl he was orbiting didn't want to go to the Emmy's with him.
He ended up getting culturally enriched because he was too mad at her to let her drive him home, so he tried to walk home alone in LA like a sucker.
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>>92984545
Storytiming this sucker
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>>92981726
Wow.
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>>92984341
Well in the Harley valentine special she went through list of all Bruce's romantic conquests which lines up well with the girls he was with pre-flashpoint. Current Harley has/had a huge boner for Bruce Wayne to the point that it was a running joke. When Damian became a big player they dialed it back but before Batman pretty much had bitches wanting his cock. Selina, Zatanna, Ivy, Diana all big name characters that were interested in Bruce not to mention the lesser know characters like Silver, Vicki and the rapist Bekka. Both Bruce and Clark had pussy all over them but that's been dial back greatly in the last 10 years. Just because Batman doesn't fuck/date many character doesn't mean he does have bitches wanting his cock.
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>>92984545
I thought Dini was the guy that waifued Zatanna so hard that he hypercrisised his way into marrying a stage magician?
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>>92984782
His trials and tribulations in >>92984719 likely granted him one wish.
That wish is the legend you've heard made real.
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>>92984821
I wonder when my wish will come reality
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>>92984887
>Oh, yeaaah!
Classic Dini, even in adversity.
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>>92980752
Someone really needs to write a new Superman harem anime.
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>>92980229
It's the same with Joker going from a prankster who happen to kill people to a sadistic Gary Stu. Compared The Joker from episodes like the Captain Clown and the Christmas episode to The Return of the Joker. I think Timm and Dini believed their own hype.
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>>92980903
>That sad, dejected look and voice when he cuffs her up
That was just heartbreaking. Poor Roxy.
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>>92985111
>Jew Man
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>>92980958
Superman is a huge jobber on the DCAU, even worse than in the comics. See OP's pic? Superman and Lex jobbed hard to the fucking Joker

>b-but muh world of cardboard speech
He lost
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>>92980018
Indeed
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>>92984545
>/pol/ memes from start to finish

it's like pottery
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>>92985380
He was intentionally holding back the whole time.
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>>92985632
Your husbando a shit because Batman is Timm's husbando. Accept it and move on.
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>>92985394
>>92985431
Ah, here's something.
While I can't entirely attribute all of Bruce's behavior and character to Paul alone, we can at least see here that Alan got some ideas early on, Mask of the Phantasm at minimum, from his associates. Paul chasing what he knows he can't really keep being one of them.
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>>92985600
>Switched from that hot young piece with the beauty mark in 4th to 5th
Tsk. Not the worst trade but an odd one, all worked out later I guess but man I'd consider it money well spent for an hour with her.
I've also never seen a vagina and don't have a job so don't take my word on women or money
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bruce im pregnant..
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Woah he's such a beta, tell me he at least stopped seeing her
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>>92986332
>tell me he at least stopped seeing her
In a manner of speaking, given what's coming.
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>>92983543
Shame her and Bruce literally never psyched things up and both presumably died alone
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>>92985976
You have no idea how amused angry Timm makes me.
He wasn't getting that Poison Ivy itch any time soon, know what I mean?
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>>92982018
DCAU Waller was fucking insane and she somehow thought finding god was gonna keep her out of hell
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>>92986352
Wow, that's rude
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>>92986367
>>92986396
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>>92986492
wtf i hate niggers now
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>>92986459
Maybe that's why he's doing what he's doing to Ivy in the Harley DTV. Maybe this book re-opened some bad memories to him
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>>92982018
That is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while, holy shit. Waller isn't THAT evil, for fucks sake. Why the hell would she do that when her entire motivation is due to her OWN family dying?
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>Not getting wet when you see a handsome jacked billionaire.
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>>92986151
>So tonight we have a...?
>Actress.
>If you like.
>All right, I take enough of that crap from Alan.

>Cold Cocked II
>18
Ah, I see.
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>>92986492
Fuck this beating was brutal it's all just him getting his fucking ass kicked
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>>92986229
>Are you seeing someone wonderful? You certainly deserve someone wonderful
Sad as it is, Joker's right.
That remark (read: punchline) after sitting through her ranting and request for exposure makes for the stuff of comedic genius.
She's the one basically begging to be made more legit in life through his connection to Spielberg, but in the end he's still the sucker here.
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>>92986252
>This IS someone, am I right?
>No, there's really no one.

>Well that's good news
>for me.
GOD
DAMN
BAT
MAN
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>>92985006
This entire page sums up how I feel to this day. Glad to see I'm not alone.
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>>92981726
>I never fail to marvel at your narrow escape sir
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>>92985688
did we ever found out who this girl was?
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>>92983286
I thought Timm did superman better than any of the movies ever could. He wasn't overpowered, routinely got his ass kicked by his villains(he actually had to pull a batman and get into their heads to avoid dying sometimes), he actually solved crimes, his life as Clark Kent was a huge pillar of the writing, etc.
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>>92986396
What pisses me off more is they needlessly beat him beyond the point of a dazed smash and grab, what pisses me off most is these pieces of shit probably died in some unrelated gang shooting or drug overdose or disease or whatever before due justice could get done.

These kind of thugs are like rats spreading their sickness everywhere in the dark only to scurry away when the lights come off.
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>>92987032
Easy there, discount rorschach.
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>>92987032
We'll yeah they're trash dime a dozen thugs who no one gives two fucks about
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>>92987112
So how bad were these hallucinations in real life I doubt he was actually seeing and talking to batgirl
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>>92985425
What the fuck happened to his face?
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Why did nearly everyone in Batman TAS get re-designed in the last season?
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>>92986949
Missed a page, 65
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>>92980229
I guess they just decided he needed to be more like the comics version.
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>>92987393
Awww shit!. Guess.

Page 65 here
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>>92987038
Inspired the best incarnation of Harley Quinn all others owe their thanks to, comes to comfort a friend.
Arleen's really something else, Dini was lucky to have people like this back then to draw so much from.

All I had after I got my ass handed to me once was detention.
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While new adventure and beyond area not bad show, I really think they destroy many feeling and characterization that the original series give. Like turning Mr freez evil and monstrous when he had a vary satisfied and good ending in the original show, bring ivy and talia who both had satisfied ending in the original,evil and just to kill them off.
And the worst of all turn Bruce in to a asshole
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>>92980111
Damian does exist in the DCAU, he's just missing from every organization and tracking system. In Batman Beyond, Ra's al-Ghul attempts to implant his conscience into Bruce's body, which has been regressed back to his 50s thanks to a Lazarus Pit, and was planning on introducing himself as the long-lost Damian Wayne to get control of Bruce's money and power to complete the Near-Apocalypse of 2009.
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>>92979749
Why is Lois dating Clark's clone?
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>>92987364
Easier to animate.
As I've heard it described https://youtu.be/u5Cdguyut8s?t=5m2s much of the first ideas for BTAS were really very much experimental in atmosphere, animation and all that.
I figure when the costs for that exceeded the pace of output, payoff and so on simplification was just inevitable if they were going to keep doing more.

I'm not a fan of all the TNAB redesigns but there are some good ones and most of all it helps transition into Batman Beyond where the sleeker, simplified aesthetic does pay off well for the setting.
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>>92987612
Wow that's really edgy no offense but that what I'd expect from an edgy teenager not a grown man
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>>92986524
>hy the hell would she do that when her entire motivation is due to her OWN family dying?

In her own words;

>The world needs a Batman.
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>>92987825
That actually pretty funny
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>>92988265
Imagine if we actually got this episode made shame it was turned down
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>>92980556
>made out with Ivy while she was dating Harvey Dent
That's reaching if you ask me.
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>>92988532
That would've been a great Beyond plot twist
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The End

Thanks for reading y'all
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>>92986524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQofpIsnUf4
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>>92988591
Thank YOU.
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>Walk home about 20 minutes every night from my work
This shit has got me jumpy as hell now. Fuck me.
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>>92981579
What the FUCK were they thinking when this was written?
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>>92988591
Nice
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>>92988697

The Beyond comics are horrible and hardly canon to the cartoons. Just ignore them.
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>>92988560
you could do some interesting stuff with a joker that's been isolated from an 'audience' for decades, even that he's just been stuck in a timeless cackle loop unable to move forward while he grows old in his cell would be revealing.
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>>92988684
work out, clean yourself up, walk with confidence.
then they will focus less on beating you and more on sodomizing you
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>>92988311
As of making Batman & Harley Quinn there's no telling if they could go forward with more ideas for the DCAU as short movies.
Like Assault on Arkham for Suicide Squad it might help people get an idea of what DC has to offer in case they ever do get ground for the Sandman movie.
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>>92988684
Get a gun. Learn how to shoot.
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>>92988591
Thanks man, had a great time reading this.
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>>92987896
What I really like about this is as dour a real life story it is, it manages to incorporate elements of the fictional characters and theiry psychology so well and in a way that only a skilled storyteller could imagine the careful transitioning in and out of. Their presence in general helps elaborate the warped reality we feel as humans in the cacophony of life without distracting from it still being about something grounded in the human element.
Batman and a host of others are there but it's still a story about someone being denied, beaten, belittled and having to re-evaluate themselves and the vulnerability and flaw of us and society, Batman's infamous Rogue's gallery of varied psychosis helps those ideas to become a little more molded into names and faces.
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>>92988684
more about six months I would walk for forty minutes from my apartment through the CBD to central station at 3:00 AM four times a week to commute to work.

Just wear a big, warm jacket, have a cigarette, and be six foot three. No one looks at you twice
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>>92980034
So what? Do Bruce and Lois have to suspend their love lives to suit Clark just because he's too dickless to make a move?

The only people who give a shit about the bro code are the people who are the weakest suitor and want everyone else to be the same out of moral obligation. If the tables were turned they'd fuck over their bro in pursuit of love in a heartbeat.
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>>92988151
>The Day the Clown Cried
Wasn't that an early Marx Bros movie that never saw the light of day and Groucho was glad about it?
It was someone's.
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>>92981579
You know what really erks me? Bruce would know that it wasn't Dick's kid, but he still made the assumption. Lying to himself.
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>>92979749
Wasn't that in the SupermanAS before they even knew each other personally.
They weren't friend or anything.
Two strangers, so it wasn't a dickmove of Bruce!
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>>92979978
He was good in TBAS but once the Batman cartoon got updated to The new Adventures of Batmam and Robin, he became a horrible cunt.
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>>92980133
Maybe Bruce was trying to make Clark jealous so he would finally notice him.
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>>92980645
He didn't beat Andrea with sex appeal.

As a matter in fact Andrea is the one that broke him for other women.
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>>92988554
That sounds like it would make a pretty good story, where the Joker being locked away for so long alone with Bruce starts to effect his own sanity, playing mind games with him.
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>>92980712
>Faggots take a harmless cap from an otherwise lighthearted episode
>Lol, DCAU Batman is shit
>Muh nostalgia

Never change, /co/.
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>>92979749
It was me clark!

I was the one who shipped wayne and lois! I want to make you miserable!

It was me all along clark!
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>>92983286
Timm's vision of Superman was very similar to Byrne. It wasn't perfect, but it was still pretty good. Not as good as his Batman, but still good.

>>92981271
Timm only did the character designs and storyboards. He's also an ideas man. The real stars were Dini and McDuffie to name a few.
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>>92979749
Dini had a weird hardon for shipping Bruce/Batman with everyone.

EVERYONE.
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>>92979749
Between Batman and Bruce Wayne, there's no woman in the DC universe that isn't attracted to one of them.
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People always go on about the times Superman and Jobber Manhunter job, but there was one time when Batman jobbed hard. And it was to Luthor before the whole Brainiac merge. Somehow he learned how to fight better than Batman in record time.
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>>92990413

are you retarded? That Luthor had super strength
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>>92979893
Talia had a kid with him, didn't she?
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>>92990302
Batman fucked everyone.
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>>92980654
>Internationally famous
Who the hell's Bruce Wayne?
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>>92989803
once he started using his Batman voice as Bruce Wayne
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>>92981248
>blue pills
Yeah, he cares for Terry's gf.
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>>92983584
The perfect crime.
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>>92980645
Don't forget Zanna, whose father basically gave bruce permission to fuck her
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>>92981579
One thing nobody mentions is that after THIS happens and Dick breaks up with Babs, she ends up being BLACKED by a guy from D.A. office.
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>>92981579
How much preptime would he need to abort a child?
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>>92980825
Got any examples besides that page? Like with anyone besides Ice, Maxima, and Diana?
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>>92991486
>Just googled it
>Viagra is blue

Kek
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>>92986740
Hahahaha, and he fell for that basic bitch?
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>>92981579
>He'll fuck Gordon's daughter
>But he won't tape the Joker

God damn it bruce
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>>92990302
And then Grundy killed her so hard, she was dead for like four years until she showed up in space, somehow.
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>>92991709
>having to google blue pills
Just how fresh are you.
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>>92980457
It's like that "I'M GONNA RAPE ONE OF YOU EARTHLINGS" pasta.
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>>92992006
I'm not an old man, I've never never needed viagra.
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>>92980967
>Its sharbage
WEW, Bruce those bants are lethal
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>>92991684
None, apparently. Barbara gets punched in the gut by some criminal and ends up miscarrying.
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