How exactly does Plankton keep his business afloat?

He doesn't keep it afloat, he keeps it underwater

>>92975754
Well said.

>>92975754
>>92975777
This was the best thread ever.

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>>92975754

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>>92975754
>>92975777
>>92975808

Chum Bucket by day, Cum Bucket by night

>>92975642
He's a criminal, most likely he has Karen steal cash by hacking a bank and transfers the cash to his own bank account or he kills some auditors and uses their bodies for chum.

But, he might just have a different form of avenue or maybe he retired and the Chum Bucket is just a thing he does for fun.

>If Sheldon played his cards right he could sell his food to sharks or other predatory fish.

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>>92975754
Ah shit that was pertty good.

>>92975642
hot gas

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>>92975754
Came into this thread hoping that this would be the first post more or less and I leave knowing that justice has been dispensed.

>>92975932
Ironic shitposting is shitposting.

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How did Plankton and Karen consummate their marriage?

>>92975754
MY GOD.

>>92976101
VR Headset, and an automated flesh-light.

Karen probably does shit behind his back

>>92976101
Peripherals.

How'd you steal the formula?

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>>92975754
/thread

No one cares. To the point that no one bothers to bug him about rent, electric bills, heating...as far as the city is considered its an empty lot.

>>92975754

Nice. Nice.

>>92975754
Glad to see someone posted this.

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>>92976101

cybersex

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>>92976101
They didn't

>>92975642
Why doesn't he just pay somebody to walk in and buy a Krabby Patty so that he can reverse engineer it? We see Plankton and Krabs doing this in the Kelp Shakes episode.
This was literally never an issue until the writers decided to bring it into focus but now that the shitheads went and did it it's pissing me off.

>>92979365
They would just do this
>Finally! I have the Krabby Patty and no one can stop me!
>Now hand it over
>I dunno, it's pretty juicy, and very steamy...
>eats it and leaves
>NO
>I WAS SO CLOSE KAREN
>I'd be more upset about losing the money you gave him
>Plankton cries
the end

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>>92975754
Best thread

>>92976101

[KAREN is blushing]
[USER: "Plankton" is ready]
[insert phallic member into slot]

>>92980022
Would you fuck an AI, /co/?
I'd fuck SHODAN from system shock

>>92980043

Fucking an AI seems risky.
Don't want it to get attached to me and go nuts.

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>>92975754
good job

>>92980275
>Don't want it to get attached to me and go nuts.
Pleb.

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>>92980275
>Fucking an AI
>get attached to me and go nuts.
>go nuts.

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>>92975754
good shit

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>>92976135
bu..but how do plankton even fuck?

>>92975642
Probably selling weapons and inventions on the black market. He could also make very good counterfeits and put them in his accounts.

>>92975754
fpbp

>>92975754
Include me in the photo.

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>this entire Reddit thread

How does Bikini Bottom's economy works anyway?

>>92975642
Plankton once got a regular customer and that prick mr. krabs went out of his way to try to ruin it.

>>92983148
Wasn't Karen paying him?

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>>92975754

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>>92975754
Put me in screencap

>>92975642
Underwater hipsters.

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>>92975899
>maybe he retired and the Chum Bucket is just a thing he does for fun.
God, don't you know anything about Spongebob lore? Plankton and Krabs were childhood friends who went into business together. They had a falling out, the reason for which has changed a couple times, but the major culprit is that Krabs wouldn't give Plankton the formula when Krabs went off to war. Plankton started the Chum Bucket while Krabs went off to fight. Krabs opened the Krusty Krab across the street from the Chum Bucket both out of spite and to see if Plankton would be the bigger man and help rekindle their friendship, but Plankton only understood the spite, so they've been at each other's throats ever since.

Krabs's greed keeps him from sharing the recipe, and Plankton's pride keeps him from being anything other than an equal partner. It's sad, really. If either one of them just budged a little bit, they'd still be best friends.

HAHA make sure to upgoat this erik pozt my reddit bros xD!

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6fan4l/co_discusses_how_plankton_keeps_his_business/

>>92983852
Relax Anon, it was just a joke

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>>92975754
/thread

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>>92975754
Good one Carlos. Good one

>>92983852
>Uh-oh, people are having fun. Time to be cool.

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>>92975754

>>92975754

we did it, rebbit!

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>>92975754
This is going to r/4chan just so you guys know.

>>92986478
I always check up on /r/4chan and its usually /b/, /r9k/, and /pol/ stuff that gets posted, almost never /co/.

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>>92975642
>>92975754
>saw thread in catalog
>was going to make this exact reply
>click thread
>o-oh...

>>92975754
get me in the screenshot

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>>92975754

why do threads on 4chan always devolve into hysteria whenever somebody makes a quip

>>92975754
That was so fucking stupid yet I chuckled

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>>92986987
Everyone likes a good laugh
y'know, except for newfags who want to seem impressive by how arbitrarily unimpressed they are with everything, all while showing they haven't even been here for so much as a year

see
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>>92983852
>>92983707
>>92983060

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>>92975754
Cheeky faggot

>>92975754
epic' thread

>>92975754
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>92986585
Chin up, there's always next time

>>92975642
Same as Reed Richards, patents.

>>92975642
I mean, what exactly does he need to pay for? Just lighting?

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>>92975754

>>92975754
EBIN WIN!
PUD ME IN DA SBREENGAB!

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>>92975754

He pimps out Karen

>>92975642
Money laundering

The only people who complain about threads being reddit are people who browse reddit

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>>92975754
Fucking hell, 5 stars.

>>92990240
[citation needed]

>>92990240
That makes no sense, if anything you're a redditor trying to damage control.

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>>92976101
Holographic meatloaf

>>92975754
first fucking post too

>>92990945
Yeah, because this thread was made specifically to post that reply.

>>92976101
>Plankton is naked and has no genitals

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>>92975754

guaranteed replies

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>>92975754

He buys massive tax breaks from government while exploiting his workers and paying them a pittance.

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>>92983060
People that scream reddit are the biggest faggots on 4chan.

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>>92975839
underrated

>>92986987
Because we lack originality

>>92975754
damn......

>>92975754
please include me in the /r/4chan screencap

>>92975754
You motherfucker

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>>92975754
I'm so glad I woke up to this