superpowers

>>92973180
Meltman with the ability to melt

>>92973180
Arm-Fall-Off-Boy
He can pull off his arm and use it as a club.

>>92973180
Why you gotta insult Magikarp, at least it can evolve into something useful.

>>92973180
Sometimes invulnerable man

>>92973180
magikarp physiology

>>92973180
You gain the ability to breath underwater but you can no longer breathe on land.

You can't swim

>>92973180

Stopping Time. You're able to stop time, but that also includes photons causing you to be completely still for your time stop's duration and unable to turn it off once activated because you stopped your own brain.

>>92973180
Over the years i started to think that pyromancy would sucks for me, i panic a lot

>>92973180
You can talk to animals, but only deep sea animals in their natural habitat, and only if you have no equipment on

>>92973716
I think i have this one

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>>92973180
Check out Legion try-outs and the Legion Substitutes

>>92973416
I mean you could always disguise yourself as a fish in a pinch.

>>92973416
Yeah, but you could eventually evolve into a Gyrados. Kinda negates the negatives.

>>92973180

finger and toenail ejection but they grow at the normal rate

You have the power to enter movies, but only if they're below a 2 on rotten tomatoes.

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>>92973180

>>92974390

I'd swim upstream with her