What /co/girls would you hire as babysitters ?

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This one.

>>92969272
Episode?

>>92969241
Is Kim a mercenary? She has way too many connections and resources for a high school student, and it was established that she got started with her odd jobs website...

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Either of them. Anderson is caring, sympathetic and could literally know exactly what the baby wants at all times, and Dredd... well, it'd be hilarious at any rate.

>>92969241
ABDLsitter or real babysitter?

Its not my kid, is it?

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>saves the world and prevents corporate espionage for free
>wants $15/hour plus fridge priveleges to watch a brat because muh affective labor

Fucking liberals.

>>92969390
I don't think so. She's more like a hired bodyguard or an infiltration expert.

>>92969390
She doesn't get paid. I think there was an episode where a mercenary group started cutting in on her turf, and she got all high and mighty on them because they "worked for money"

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He did okay the last time.

X-23 did alright that time with the Richards kids.

>>92969390
Nah, she does it
>for free

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>>92972424
Hey, she's gotta pay for her gear to save the world somehow and whoring herself out only pays so much. Do you know what Ron's pants budget is?

>>92969241
Maybe not the only answer or the best one, but he would be the most fun.

>>92969241
how do her pants stay up despite being too big for her and her belt not even being looped right?

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>>92969241

>>92972840
I refuse to say the obvious

Which one would be most likely to put out for a child? I would like to help my son get laid if possible.

>>92972921
Sorry, not eligible. Faded out of existence.

>>92973093
Olga from Hey Arnold? All you have to do is tell her, she's acting out a scene for a future movie.

>>92973264

Your daughter probably has a better shot there.

>>92969241

I know she's kind of a flake but I'd give Candace a shot. She's actually pretty good with kids.

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>>92969241
Ironically, I'd choose Raven. Raven is a master of controlling her emotions. I wouldn't have to worry about her losing her patients and accidently hurting one of my children if the misbehave.
>Your number one priority in choosing someone to watch a kid is to make sure they're emotionally stable.

>>92972921
Probably not a good idea to choose someone who used to kill for a cult to watch children.

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>>92976039
Ashi'd much rather be doting on small, helpless things than killing them.

Even giant pigeons like her.

>>92969272
I'd make a "caught me masturbating" joke if my name actually was Troy.