Guys, what this man's name again?
>>92947280
I actually have no clue
stop making these threads you fucking faggo
>>92947302
Shit, he kidnapped my friend and said that I want to see her again I'll have to say his name.
The fucker didn't put what his name was though.
>>92947280
It's in the file name.
>>92947326
Butthurt that 4chan isn't your safespace?
>>92947342
I tried that and it didn't work.
Ah, Candlejeff. One of the first /co/ memes, from back when /b/ crossposting was the worst thing anyone could imagine.
>>92947280
Lord Moldybutt.
>>92947280
Look I'm not gonna fall for your stupid ass fucking candlejack meme baiting you dumb dipshit motherfu
>>92947280
Candfefe.
His name is Candlejack. In the cartoon, saying his name summons him to abduct you. This has created an amusing referential joke where people who type "Candlejack" stop abruptly, as if to imply they were cut off mid sentence by Candlejack himself arriving to kidnap them.
Obviously this doesn't make much sense, especially for 4chan where you would need to pass a captcha befo
>>92947524
>Obviously this doesn't make much sense, especially for 4chan where you would need to pass a captcha befo
I always assumed CandleJack himself submits the post so others would be curious, call him and thus his victim count incre
>>92947280
Voldemort
Torchjim
>>92947280
Ember McLain
>>92947680
>I always assumed CandleJack himself submits the post so others would be curious, call him and thus his victim count incre
Does it count if you don't actually post his name, but just quot
>>92948357
Ah, another aspect of the Candlejack mystery sol
>>92948434
ive heard of candlejack from the meme, but whats he fro
>>92948068
I think OP would have remembered that.
>>92948574
Candlejack? He's from Freakazoid. Which is, hands down, one of the greatest cartoons ever ma
>>92948636
You literally abducted Boco three posts back, Candlejack. We're gonna fall for your ru
>>92948791
>What happens if the last word in my post is Candlejack
huh, apparently nothi
>>92948810
clever thinking, all we have to do is end our posts with candlejack, and we
I am Candlejack.
>>92948810
kek
>>92947280
Easy. That's Candlejack from fre
lol whats going on?
*gets kidnapped*
>>92947280
Candlesamurai
Flinthook
>>92948989
>when you try to shitpost ironically but just reveal yourself to be a massive newfag and underageb&
>>92950281
what are you talking abou-
>>92948434
Fuck off, Bo
>>92947280
Candle
Actually no I don't wanna post an unfinished post implying he got me even though it would be impossible for my post to be posted if he did that
>>92950994
That's the thing, though. You didn't even post his full name, Candlejack. How would you possibly get kidnapped before posting the full na
It's not that hard for Candlejack to get you if you solve the captcha before he comes and hit auto po
That's clearly scarecrow
>>92947280
Holy shit somebody robbed the meme museum. That's clearly monochrome spiderman.
>>92947280
Moon Man
>>92947423
>>92954310
>I'm going to need more rope
>>92947280
Candlejack is a shitty meme.
>>92947280
His name is Covfefe!
>>92947280
candlefag