I just ordered a Pizza The box has Spider-Man on it Explain

He delivered pizzas in spiderman 2
I don't fucking know man eat the fucking pizza and shut up

>>92930387
NY

>>92930387
It’s something called marketing, I believe.

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>>92930387
>Pizza Hut

I hope you choke on it.

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>pizza hut

>>92930387
Mr. Aziz

Real talk, though, as a native New Yorker Spidey of course wouldn't get fucking Pizza Hut.

I bet he likes Artichoke.

>>92930387
That's a pretty sick print minus the grease splotches.
As of highlighting this you have exactly 15 seconds to tell me the correct answer as to what's on your pie

>>92930387
Pizza Time

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>>92930387
Pizza Hut is fucking trash, I hope you are washing that garbage down with some bleach so we can have one less Pizza Hut customer in the world

I fucking HATE Pizza Hut

>>92930387
HEY
HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

>>92930387
looks pretty cool man
better than the usual stock photo of 3 white people, and a black man smiling while watching tv

>>92930387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUqH6Weyr2M

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>>92930387
>Explain to me what Pizza has to do with Spider-Man
I want to fuck both.

He probably stole it from some guy.

That guy, maybe.

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>>92930387

>>92930453
Pepperoni and Mushrooms

Nobody asks this kind of shit for other fast food promotions. What's special about pizza?

>>92930428
>>92930431
>>92930465
Britfag here, I hate Pizza Huts normal crust but enjoy their pan pizza but still prefer Dominos overall when it comes to the big chains
Does this make me a heathen?

PAPA JOHNS A SHIT. At least over here

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>>92930387

>>92930473
glad someone posted it

OH NO

don't worry mr aziz

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>>92930492
Carry on.

>all these pizza elitists
Jesus fuck, it's just pizza. How you gonna get so pissy about a cheat meal?

>>92930552
GOOOOoooOOoOoOooooOOOoOooO!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgdA9_FsXM

>>92930563
Some of us aren't fatfucks and we just eat what we feel like all the time.

>>92930477
Is the tip her dress or a penis?

>>92930563
Yeah it's kinda bizarre
I don't even like pizza

>>92930564

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbq5r03Duj0&t=326s

>>92930594
>implying I'm fat
The reason I'm NOT fat is because of cheat meals. Makes sense doesn't it?

>>92930470
This post took too long. Shame on you, /co/

>>92930473
I remember this song from Mickey and the Beanstalk.

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HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DnbgRo52DY

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>>92930387
>>92930485
>>92930496
>>92930520

I'm not paying for those.

>>92930616
And some of us are not fat WITHOUT having to police what we eat like spergs, because it's really not that hard to just not eat fucking everything you see, so there's no such thing as a cheat meal for us.

>>92930639
You taste good with salami. Anyone who says otherwise is trying too hard to fit in.

I F I F L I P T H E P I Z Z A S M R . A Z I Z W I L L F L I P O U T .

>>92930387
If you didn't order Hawaiian, you don't deserve to eat Pizza.

>>92930717
Does anyone in hawaii even eat "hawaiian" pizza?

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>tfw I still remember this being a meme on YTMND

Fuck I'm getting old

>>92930745
Does anyone in france eat french fries?

>>92930564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88iRld-HJ1o

>>92930604
What do you want it to be, anon?

>>92930761
Steak frites, motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

>>92930717
Pineapples and pigs you see the connection lets move this along.

>>92930802
This is meant for: >>92930745

>>92930387
He stole that guy's pizza.

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>>92930717
>Hawaiian
>Pineapple topping
Really? Why do /co/ anons also have terrible taste in food, too? It's bad enough that most of you are superhero fans.

>Pizza Hut

That's nothing but greasy plastic. Maybe get less shit pizza next time.

It goes making it yourself>locally owned pizzeria>gas station pizza>ACTUAL HUMAN SHIT>>>>>>>>>frozen pizza>chains

>>92930594
>>92930674

You're probably skinnyfat and look like shit.

>>92931091

fucking hippie

I bet you ride a bicycle to work

>>92931095
I'm sorry you got unlucky and you have to keep your genetics in the fridge, anon.

>>92930594
You sound like you're fat.

>>92931250

oh fuck no, I'm ripped like Colossus, what a man looks like

can you say the same, fat guy?

>>92930387
Oh no Dr Conners class

>>92930620
i got so caught up in what i was doing i forgot all about it

>>92931273
Pics or no. Anybody with no proper diet is a fat fuck by default.

>>92930387
He's gonna fucking steal your pizza man delete this

Who gives a fuck just eat your pizza and enjoy the fact that your pizza box looks marginally less bland than normal

>>92931296
No, good on you for posting it. Shame on the 10 newfags before you.

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>>92931091
>>92930465
>>92930431
>>92930428
wait until you try Little Caesars

>>92930492
>pepperoni and mushroom
LONDON

FUNICULI FUNICULA FUNICULI FUNICULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>92930745
Hawaiian Pizza was actually invented in Canada. Hawaiians don't actually eat Hawaiian pizza.

>>92931842
fucking Leafs.

>>92930387
Its an Iron Man 4 advertisement

>>92930511
Papa Johns is shit everywhere

>>92930533
DR. CONNOR’S CLASS

>>92931682
Little Caesar's is actually pretty good if you eat it within an hour of it being made.

>>92932040
Better than pizza hut, domino's, and papa john's at least.

>>92930428
>>92930431
>>92930451
>>92930465
>>92931091
>>92932075
>ordered Pizza Hut once
>they didn't even cut the pizza
>they didn't put sauce on the wings

I've hated them immensely ever since.

>>92932040
>takes half an hour to get there
>have only half an hour to eat it before its worthless

>>92932178
Well then don't go to Little Caesar's if the closest one is fucking 30 minutes away Cletus.

>>92932178
I live like 5 minutes away away from one and they even got a drive thru.

>>92932105
What is /co/ recommend pizza place anyways?

>>92932211
Whatever the best place local to you is.

Chains are shit.

>>92932211
When I visited New York for a summer program, there was some kind of local pizza place next door to where I was staying that was pretty good.

So, local places, I guess? Honestly, Pizza Hut is shit even when they do actually make the food well, unless you get really lucky with an extra cheese order.

Domino's has consistent quality, but it's firmly average at best.

Papa John's is shit. The sides are shit, the desert is shit, the pizzas are shit. Literally the only good thing about the restaurant is that you can get pepperocinis, garlic sauce, and the John's Favorite is alright.

IT'S PIZZA TIME.

>>92932211
Jet's if there is one nearby.

Or Domino's because they are damn near everywhere.

>>92932423
Sometimes I think delivery is the only way those three stay afloat.
In the last two places I've lived, I found that I could get better and even bigger pizza for cheaper from one-offs or small local chains, and all I have to do is pick it up. Only downside is that some of them don't offer delivery, but only some.

>>92932423
I've had the 9(?) Cheese Pizza from Papa John and it was good as shit, has a bit of Vodka but that must have been my Russian dorm roommate.

>>92932643
It's name recognition. Enough people don't care to learn what the local places are around them that the chains will always have customers.

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>pizza hut

>>92932772
Oh fuck, I remember sbarro. That place is good, but the one near me closed.

>>92932753
I always seem to forget this.

>>92932772
Shit man, I haven't had Popeyes in a while. Now I'm hungry.

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>not ordering Dominos

>>92930660
Is that Bones?

>>92932966
That's what she said.

>>92932724
>I've had the 9(?) Cheese Pizza from Papa John.

You're thinking of the Wisconsin Six Cheese Pizza.

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>>92930387
???

these pizzas are in good hands.

>>92932211
Pizza 73 if you are a leaf.

>>92932772
Shame there aren't as many A&W as there used to be.
Common as fuck in Canada though.

>>92932423
I dunno, even terrible pizza is still pizza.
I used to work at Papa John's. It's decent, but DoubleDaves is better, and I admit Dominos has better consistent quality. Don't tell my brother, though, because he still works there.

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>>92932772
>Papa Murphy's that high
Garbage pizza that only survives because they skirt around EBT laws regarding prepared pizza, all so they can con the dumbest poorfags into being able to buy it. Leonardi's in Winco is the superior take-n-bake pizza, which you can also food stamp into your kitchen if you want to die on nothing but food stamp pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seu7o8Gw99s&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dseu7o8Gw99s&has_verified=1

>>92930387
PIZZA HUT?
MORE LIKE PIZZA BUTT

>>92933436
kek

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>>92933436

>Remember that pizza? The one you put pineapples on in cold blood?

>>92930387
HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA!!

>>92930428
>>92930431
Is Pizza Hut bad in America or something?

>>92932211
The Mellow Mushroom in my hometown was pretty tasty, as was the Misciagna family-owned Raffaele's and Giovanni's restaurants.

>>92932281

this

California Pizza Kitchen is pretty good for a chain place though

>>92930387
>what is marketing

Where were you when Mazda advertised their Mazda 3 with the Lorax?

>>92930387
That's really nice for marketing shit.

>>92930639
We're talking about pizza. You can join in as long as you're hanging out with ham and canadian bacon.

>>92930387
More like Pizza Butt!
Gotcha, gotcha!

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Y O U R E L A T E A G A I N P A R K E R

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>>92930639

>>92935068
Well I guess you can say it is like McDonalds. It is highly popular and well known but there are so many better alternatives to if you are in the mood for the same selction of food. They aren't terrible but you can likely always do better in the same general area. I dont hate Pizza Hut but I havent had them or any pizza places much in the past few years so I cant make a fair asessment.

>>92930594
If you're being an elitist over pizza, it's more than likely that you're the fat fuck here.

>>92936482

doesn't really take an elitist to realize bottom-of-the barrel fast food chains are shit

>>92936469
My local Pizza Hut has a thing where you can pay about 5 bucks and get infinite pizza - they'll keep bringing you different pizzas until you can't take it anymore.

i miss /cock/

>>92930660
>Wondy
>not Janet Pym

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>>92932211
Donatos is my favorite and usually my go to for pizza at least in terms of chain pizza

Why would anyone ever be a cuck and BUY pizza?? You can make much better pizza yourself

>>92937092
>Why would anyone ever be a cuck and BUY pizza?? You can make much better pizza yourself

Don't be that guy anon

We /cock/ again?

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>>92937159

>>92932211
Locals, failing that Cottage Inn.

>>92937092
Because I'm not fucking poor.

>tfw work at Papa Murphy's
>tfw 50% of my job is telling people we don't bake pizza

>>92937092
if you buy all the ingredients and make it yourself you're still buying pizza

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>>92930758
You and I both

>>92930387
HEY! HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!

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>>92932772
>chik-fil-A

mein negro

>>92935068
When I was a kid, Pizza Hut was the shit. Juicy crust. A generous spread of pizza sauce. Like heaven in a box. But then sometime in my teenage years, the local Pizza Hut started making their pizzas with stale, tasteless dough, leather-y cheese, and occasionally only a couple pepperoni slices. It's not the nostalgia talking, because on a blue moon they would get it right and it'd taste just like when I was a kid.

>>92932772

Places that specialize in wings and ones that do so in general fried chicken shouldn't be in the same category.

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>>92937408
>Juicy crust
This

What the hell happened to the greasy, crunchy crust I knew and loved?

>>92937279
>poor people make their own pizza
Hillarious, poor people buy pizza exactly because it's dirt cheap and merely alright

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>>92930387

IT'S SIMPLE! THAT NO GOOD MENACE IS TRYING TO LINE HIS POCKETS WITH CRUDDY PIZZA AND/OR ROB PIZZA HUT!!!

>>92931682
Man, I remember working at Little Caesars.
Started as a Banner Shaker, climbed my way up the ladder to Shift Runner, and then the even better title of Unemployed.
Hot sauce was lame. I fucking hate Frank's Redhot, and that's all it was. Just Frank's Redhot.
The medium sauce? Half Frank's Redhot, half liquid butter spread.
Mild is of course, more buttery ooze.

>>92937419
Yeah, that's the shit I'm talking about. Not even any of the Mom n' Pop pizza places I go to nowadays can make crust like that. I almost want to locate a Pizza Hut (my old one's long since closed), go there, and buy a pizza on the 10% chance that it has the juicy crust.

>>92937548
I honest;y don;t know what happened. It seems every once in a blue moon, I get one like that. Most of the time, it's the cardboard crap