How do I get my boyfriend into more /co/ stuff? He's a big

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my husband used to belittle me for watching cartoons, but i finally found something he liked (gumball). after that he started to warm up to other things and now he loves rick & morty. i also saw the new guardians of the galaxy movie with him and he really enjoyed that too. maybe alternate between watching stuff you like and watching stuff he likes and eventually with enough exposure to different things something will click.

Stop dating normalfags, dumb cunt.

>>92913661
>How do I get my boyfriend into more /co/ stuff?

Are you dating a faggot, or trying to turn him into one?

>>92913802
there's more to bond over someone with than just cartoons, anon

blow him while he watches cartoons, he will begin to associate cartoons with the ol' blowie joie.

make sure to let him blow you too if hes into that.

>>92913661
>>92913772
Let this be a lesson to you, fellas. Nerd chicks don't want to date you because they'd rather date a well-adjusted normie who they think they can change.

>>92913661
Well I'd say Bojack Horseman is a start. If you like Rick and Morty just tell him it's like Bojack Horseman.

>>92913661
Watch things together or do things together that are more male oriented? What exactly do you wish to share with him?

Or better yet accept that this might be one thing you don't have in common and enjoy other things together? My buddy's wife isn't into all of his toy collecting, gun collecting, comic collecting, magic collecting, ect but she tolerates it and enjoys him for other elements of their lives they share.

Or do >>92913846 and Pavlov's dog him.

>>92913863
That is why I ease them into my hobby late in the relationship and everything goes into my walk-in "shame closet"

>>92913661
Many suggest working into slowly, but I suggest an opposite approach. Show him Fantastic Planet, Wizards, or Heavy Metal then everything else will seem normie by comparison. Worst case scenario he likes it.

>>92913863
Well that goes without saying. It's easier to take a presentable human being and make them have a mild interest in something weird rather than taking a human piece of garbage and build them up.

>>92913661
Based on those two shows, he'd probably love Rick and Morty

>>92913661
>genderbend

Change your taste,shitter

>>92913661
is Bojack Horseman really considered normie? Just keep directing him to more depressing cartoons like last season of Moral Orel.

Samurai Jack is pretty intense. Soon afterwards, he'll probably be so entrenched in cartoons that anything is fair game.

>>92913661
You don't. /co/ really doesn't need more stinking, witless normies than it already is infested by.

Plus, if he's not into /co/ stuff already, he never will be. Most people that come here do so because they used to watch cartoons/read comics during their childhood but never grew out of them, like any self-respecting adult would.

>>92913907
>Shame closet

/co/ is your shame closet?

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Which would you rather have?

>normie gf whos neutral about comics and cartoons but sees them as kid stuff

Or

>nerds gf who likes a couple of the same things as you, but us painfully entry level, like Naruto fangirl entry level, and generally has shit taste and won't get too weird into it

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>>92914212
No u

>>92913661
IT'S YOU AGAIN
DON'T FALL FOR IT ANONS
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/91186588/

>>92914290
I'll take the latter. At least I'd have SOME things in common to talk about, even if it's just ways of watching anime in the internet.

And what do normies talk about with one another, anyway?

>>92914284

>An actual female on 4chan

It's probably more like a Shame Walk-In

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>>92913831
>

>>92914290
Doesn't really matter.
I guess I'd feel more comfortable with nerdy gf because I'm already deeply self conscious about EVERYTHING I like, but in the end I'd still have that hang up so I'd probably just hide my interests anyways.

>>92914482
There are plenty of girls on 4chan, especially /co/.

>>92914764
Girls(male)

>>92914764
There are no girls on the internet you retard

>>92914764
pics or I dont believe you

>>92914290
Former. Latter is one flying fuck away from going full milk cow.

I can live with fucking a hot looking chick who is neutral to my /co/ interests.

>>92914764
Are we counting /cgl/ or...?

any you ladies like loli or shota?

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>>92914317
Well there's been an update since that:
Thanks to crunchyroll I got him to start watching anime with me, it backfired horribly

>>92914922
Explain.

>>92913863
>>92913863
Essentially, you can't ruin what's broken

>>92914218
This for Moral Orel, he seems to like dark humor and plots, so maybe introduce him to similar themed shows?

>>92914764
Cock or GTFO

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>>92914284
No. I have a literal large walk in closet of maybe 7 feet by 20 feet and I filled that will my all my comics, toys, statues, posters, ect.

When I have company that does not know I am into that stuff the door is closed. If my buddies who are in to the same stuff the door is open. When I date a girl for a bit once I know they are into me enough they wouldn't really care I tell them about my side hobby of comics, toys, cartoons ect. So far this has worked out fine and some girls get really into it.

What is nice is I have a bit of a masculine adult mix of interest to sort of counteract the childishness of this hobby. I also collect and shoot guns, I offroad with people in my Jeep, I talk politics, I am electrical engineer, ect.

Keep in mind even once I tell a girl what I am into I keep that powerlevel very low, I don't tell her about the other stuff I watch like Hanazuki and play the Pokemon tcg online.

>>92914482
I'm a dude, I just happen to have a walk in closet in my master bedroom. I keep my clothes in drawers and these tall side closets that are also in the connecting room that then connects to the bathroom.

>>92913863
Nerd guys are liked by no one in the world, not even by other nerds or even themselves, whereas nerd girls are liked by at least some.

I can understand trannies more and more with each passing day.

>>92914984
He turned it into mystery science theater, sits there riffing on what we're watching, cracks jokes, giggles when they use engrish, complains about japan, asks inane questions, calls the MC a pussy, calls the best girls worst girls and the worst girls best girls. He completely ruined Yuri on Ice for me.
The worst part is he loves it, has a great time, he looks forward to our animu nights.

>>92916060
sounds hularious

>>92913661
You can't get people into anything.

>>92916060
Sounds like a douchebag

>>92916060
He sounds awesome and you sound like a fat bitch.

>>92913661
Deja vu, I swear ive been in this thread before

>Pretending to be a girl on 4chan so your thread gets replies

>>92914917
Yes

>>92915099
What are you doing for dinner tonight?

gosh, girl, i wish i had an answer for you. i have no clue how you handle having a normie boyfriend to the point where i just don't date. i don't need somebody to have all the same hobbies as me, but as a cartoonist i literally don't think i could bear somebody disinterested in what consumes most of my time. doesn't help that i'm only into indie stuff and most boys who like comics are into the big 2 and franchise culture.

tl;dr? good fucking luck

>>92913661
Dump him and date me

>>92913661
reward him with sex

>>92916405
also i hate how unlike every other fucking medium cartoons and comics are treated as though they were a genre. how many people do you hear of being "just not into" movies, TV shows, books, etc?

>>92916060
This is exactly how I watch anime. Or anything. I never go to theaters.

>>92916362
Sadly some kind of shitty salad concoction at home with red wine vinaigrette (low cal). Need to lose some weight to look more lean for my Dragon Con this year. Going as the Good Hunter from Bloodborne. It really sucks because I have very broad shoulders and kind of a football player upper body which is 180 degrees from the Hunter.

>>92916305
Like there's anything better to do on this boring wasteland of a board.

>>92914922
>crunchyroll
And then streamfags don't know why they're made fun of.

>>92916492
So...
LONDON?

>>92916459
We already boink a lot, how's that gonna make a difference?

>>92917801
boink less and only if he watches cartoons with you

>>92916492
I'll be on the lookout for a Good Hunter at Dragoncon. See you in Atlanta.

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>>92917829
But I like boinking, I don't want less of it

>>92913661
Show him American Pop, it's a great intro to the work of Ralph Bakshi

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>>92913661
>>92917861
You gotta play the long game.

1) Get married
2) Get pregnant
3) Have kids
4) Read comics/watch cartoons as a family
5) Boom, he'll get into more /co/ stuff.

>>92913831
>Bonding

So that's what they call the dick game now.

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>>92917861
Well either comics and cartoons or boinking

First of all, you can't force change in people. And if you try you're just gonna alienate them even harder.

Secondly if you want to encourage change, you gotta meet them halfway. Maybe say you'll watch some dumb thing they like if they watch some dumb thing you like. Somethin like that

>>92916183
She got him into her

>>92917918
I like the way you think.

>>92918063
>her

>dating someone you don't share important interests with

Fucking why though?

>>92918125
hot body

>>92918144
>actually dating for a hot body
>when you can just agree to fuck and not have to fake a relationship with them

Again, why?

>trying to manipulate the tastes of a person with whom you chose to share a relationship
You're a shallow cunt.

>>92918201
>He wants hot sex with body
>She wants boyfriend who gives financial stability

when will /co/ get a girlfriend?

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>>92918495
When I stop being awkward around women... so probably never.


...

oh no it's this thread again

>>92914917
both are good senpai
shota is better

>>92913661
Watch Samurai Jack

>>92916060
The best way to watch it tbqh.

Try showing him this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EiEX4tmCfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWnWwN1z_UM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0Ld53Fp0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XJ3HJXxDwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-hUoeHcz0
http://www.supercartoons.net/cartoon/720/daffy-duck-the-great-piggy-bank-robbery.html
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4831nu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNsDa1BHUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Op1TaXmCw (Pal speed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eydl-w0YK9U (NTSC speed of the video above)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

These cartoons will work and have been tested because I'm a guy myself.

Your boyfriend will thank you for it.

>>92919141
Almost forgot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8EB0dBLYa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdRhQ669s2c

>>92919275
Also.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44xxuz

>>92914917
mmmmh yes shotas

>>92918495
I probably could get one easily if I actually tried talking to girls

>>92913661
find cool shit
normies love cool shit

t.a normie

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>>92914317
I don't enjoy this bait!

As a non normie guy should I just give up since the only women that would be remotely interested in things I like are going for normie dudes anyway?

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>>92916060
>here let's watch this
>oh no
>OH NO YOU HAVE DIFFERENT TASTES
>HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS GIRL SHE'S TRASH
>S-STOP MOCKING MY CHINESE CARTOONS
Did you genuinely expect a normie to watch anime seriously? not even non-normies do that shit if they aren't into it already

>>92916492
remember to exercise constantly to avoid problems later on in the diet

>>92918495
When I meet someone I can actually deal with who I also like fucking.

>>92919883

>current year
>still expecting women to be into non-normies

Sorry anon, but it's never gonna happen. Even the trashiest weebgirls cream themselves over normies.

>>92920104
I have already given up I just wanted reinforcement.

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>>92913661
>>92913772

>a fucking relationship advice thread started by women in /co/

I'm a bi dude and I should've listened to all the angry fucks who would come into the gay threads or would complain about the gay threads saying it'd all be a slippery slope into more and more tumblr shit. Then the fujoshit threads started happening. Now this is happening. This has all somehow made me gayer than I already was. Thank you for further helping me recognising the evils of the vaginal jew and helping fuel my progression into full gayness by slowly but surely chipping away and ruining another thing I like.

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>>92916060
>Yuri on Ice
Well there is your problem, that's not Yamato 2199

>>92920151
boo hoo faggot go eat a dick

>>92913661
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>92920187
Fuck off you roastie cunt, now tits or GTFO you know the rules

>>92916060
He sort of sounds like a dumbass

Honest advice, dont lose sight of the fact that you'll get bored of that.

>>92918495
When I get over my social issues which I don't really know how to do and am a cowardly shit so it's unlikely.

>>92920212
What are you gonna do about it faggot

>>92918495
Literally never.

>>92914290
Normie, every time.

>>92920367
I should add that this is an informed opinion, I dated a girl briefly in high school who was both a horrendous casual at both anime and vidya and the most cringy weeb I have EVER met (and I've met a few).

So, what does Normies talk about.

I seriously don't have idea.

>>92921329
boys talk about girls and their new stuff
girls talk about boys and their new stuff

>>92921329
they talk about shows on netflix

>>92921329
Sports and their jobs.
Normies are boring.

>>92918125
Majority of the population has no interest in comic books stuff, so are you really expecting OP to just not date someone over that...?

>>92921410
>>92921433
>>92921451
welp, it really sounds boring.

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>>92913661
>>92913772

That's about all there really is of any merit tbf. Sounds like a smart chap.

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Sort the cartoons and comics you like into traditional categories of action, drama, romance, comedy, etc
Figure out what blend of those genres he likes best and start showing him the ones that fit. Inevitably something will fit.

Just like anime, people only think they dislike it because they saw one show of one genre or several shows of one successful genre, and assumed it was an honest representation of them all.

>>92914290
Nerd. At least the nerd will develop their taste in entertainment given some time. You can only re-watch naruto so many times, and you can only watch blatant naruto rip-offs before she finds something better.

People only ever have shit taste because they dont know what they like or want in a show and dont spend the time to find something new. They just let advertising dictate what they try next.

>>92921329
The really stupid annoying thing that keeps happening at work.

The really funny thing that their niece did.

TV

Sports

What joke their barely literate uncle posted on Facebook last week.

I think that summarizes my get-togethers with in-laws.

>>92921646
it is

>>92913966
>Worst case scenario he likes it.
Heh

>>92920185
this. watch shows he'd enjoy.

>honestly expecting anyone to take Yuri on Ice seriously

>>92922882
But it's really good

>>92920151
we were always here you retard, we just never mention our gender because it's irrelevant to the conversation.

>>92913661
He has good taste bitch

>>92924152
traps don't count, sweetie

>>92913661
Same way you do with everyone else.
Ease them into it with something they like or liked before. So say if he liked Teen Titans, you get him to watch that and then tell him shit about the comics while you two watch it.

>>92924206
fuck you, I transitioned 5 years ago, I'm practically cis you fucking asshole

>>92924234
ahh good ol /co/mblr

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>>92924234

>>92924229
something about this sounds incredibly dirty

>tfw no normie bf to casually brainwash :3

>>92924293
thihi i could be your normie gf

>wanting a gf

Why? Every anon here should be glad they don't have one. Finding a good gf is extremely rare, even if every women on the planet was automatically attracted to you most of them would not be your ideal gf. I know most of us here have standards so low that we'll take anyone, but trust me, once that feeling loneliness suddenly goes away you'll start wishing you were single again.

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>>92913661
Tell him you'll let him fuck other girls in front of you if he watches SVTFOE with you.

>>92924342
how else am i going to satisfy my PiV fetish?

>>92924167
Leave

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>>92916060
Are you dating Doug Walker?

>>92924311
ey bb u got sum kik?

>>92924399

Escorts are cheaper than a GF.

>>92924483
not this argument again! lmao

what is with all this negativity towards nerds on this board? i have a nerd fetish and i can't be the only one.

>>92924483
There's something very unsexy about knowing someone is only with you because you're paying her. Inb4 "you're paying your girlfriend too", ideally there is some actual affection going on there too, plus some women have jobs and aren't totally being carried financially by their bf.

>>92924601
What exactly is a nerd?

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>>92924658
>tfw sugar momma MILF midlife crisis gf

>>92924864
https://youtu.be/zxSDQxej9gI?t=17

>>92924601
nerds are fucking losers

>>92924957
there's a difference between a nerd and a neet that lives with their parents until they die, anon. not all nerds are losers.

>>92924601
The term "nerd" has become increasingly mainstreamed and commercialized, to the point where 4channers see it as an affectation. See: that old fake nerd girl meme

the artwork everyone saves and jerks off to on this board was all drawn by women on tumblr

>>92925083
what the hell else would you call them then? autists?

>>92924088
Yeah, if you have a vagina. Not even gay men like that show.

>>92925122
Sure, why not? "Nerd" started as an insult, now decades later it's endearing and people are even insulted by implying they AREN'T a nerd. Give it 10 years and "autist" will be the next term.

>I'm sick of all these fake autists ruining comics
>that girl just pretends to read comics, she's doesn't even have autism
>I was autistic for Spider-Man back before he was Miles

>>92918495
Whenever I find the time to lose 100 lbs.

>>92913661
Is it true that women love it when you're completely forward with them? I asked this girl (who I've know for about a year and a half) if she would have a kid with me right off the bat and she said, "Yes, if our relationship was that far along." She isn't even ugly or fat, I was just asking the question to see her reaction.

>>92918495
When I finally start taking women seriously.

>>92925251
You can do it in one year safely and comfortably anon. 2 pounds a week is reasonable, 2 pounds * 50 weeks = 100 pounds gone. A year sounds like a long time but compared to the rest of your life it's worth it.

>>92925339
Oh no. I understand all the ins and outs of doing it. I just have no discipline concerning anything other than work. I'd say that my job leaves me too tired throughout the week to put effort into it, but I don't like making excuses for myself.

>>92925270
If I am attracted to you, yes, if not, no. How to know if not: I don't really look at you, my body language is closed, I give short, glib answers. If I am interested, then the opposite. I also notice I tend to be more fidgety around guys I like (e.g. "How did this shredded paper cup get in my hand?") because I am more anxious to endear myself to them.

Say to your boyfriend,
>If you visit /co/ once for at least 30 minutes a day, I will suck your dick on each of those days.
>If he is a transgender man, say you will eat his clit instead.
>This will not fail, and if it does he's probably gay.

>>92925339
Different anon, I only want to lose about 30 lbs and this inspires me. It often feels daunting.

>>92925394
I understand anon. It sucks and is hard. I hope you try it at least for a week or two someday.

>>92913661
fuck off tranny

>>92925521
Blog ahead, I know this is basically just a blogthread but still

I was just over the line for obesity, I had to lose MINIMUM 40 pounds not to be overweight/obese anymore. I lost 55 pounds in the last 8 months, and that was with taking significant breaks for Christmas/New Years/Birthday, and I'm still going.

The discipline is the hardest part. The actual process is easy, just count calories and don't eat so many. If you want to get serious, read the /fit/ sticky and aim for 2 pounds a week. Stay out of /fit/ for the most part, they're basically retarded memesters like /tv/, but the sticky is good.

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>>92920151
>anon finds out girls like cartoons

>>92913863
he thinks these are girls talking lol

>>92925673
4chan has lots of girls, but they all have penises.

>>92925621
Kinda same. I always was exactly the highest possible weight for my height without being technically overweight. Didn't worry about it then though because I was an athlete and visibly muscular - but when I stopped playing softball and had a hard last semester in college (I was going to school and working full time) I gained a lot of weight in a short time. When school ended the gain stopped, but now I'm just slowly chipping away at what I don't want anymore. I figure my blogging can't make this thread any worse.

>>92916060
>idiot dates a normie and gets bored
gee I'm so surprised. I'll play a little violin while me and my hot gal pal watch stupid nerd shit and talk about our favorite fanfic pairings and watch cartoons all night long

>>92916462
Yeah but it's not as common. What indie comics are you into anyway?

>>92918350
>a whore gets sick of her host because he doesn't have any passion besides making money and fucking
what else is new?

>>92925621
Even more different anon here. It is hard to get started when you hate yourself and don't believe it will change your chances anyway. The usual argument is to lose weight for yourself but self hatred makes that impossible.

>>92918495
When I find one that that shares at least 30% of my interests and isn't a ham beast and mentally deranged.

>>92918816
Futa loli on shota is true patrician taste.

>>92913661
date me.

>>92917844
You going as something so I can keep my eye out for you? I would love to meet up with some other /co/nnoisseurs.

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>>92913863
I thought the reason nerd chicks don't want to date me was because I'm an obnoxious d-bag who gets off to making people feel insignificant and feeding their insecurities.

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>even the dorky nerd girls that relate to Morticia want Chad's cock
It's not fucking fair, bros

>>92913661
I showed a girl I was dating last summer RWBY and she got so into it that part of her dumping me was her asking who dies in volume 3. The trick is to find a series you know they'll 100% enjoy and work from there.

>>92926191
Oh and she has to be a sexual deviant like these freaks:
>>92916321
>>92919393
>>92918816

>>92926292
Nerd chicks with childhood sexual trauma should be all over you.

>>92926326
oh please don't act like you don't drool over every good looking Stacy that smiles at you to be nice

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>>92926453
I wouldn't want to feed their disgusting fetishes though.

>>92926453

>sticking your deck in crazy

>>92926688
It's good luck. Helped me beat Seto Kaiba.

>>92926132
still, the dismissal of the medium is such an american thing. i don't think it will ever change, but it's such a turnoff when:
>boy: "you like comics too, huh? dc or marvel?"
>me: "neither - i like fantagraphics most"
>boy: "is that a series?"
>me: :(

i doubt i would have the same interaction with eurocomics boys, haha. image is called indie but that stuff is still too nu-cape-y for me. fantagraphics truly encompasses what the medium is capable of - and yes, they print capes too.

>>92926292
>an obnoxious d-bag who gets off to making people feel insignificant and feeding their insecurities
So you're a woman.

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>>92926292
no its because you're a dumb frogposter

>>92926877
I'll look into them. I generally don't follow publishers, just artists and writers. Jason Yungbleuths Deep Fried comics and Weapon Brown are some of my favorites. Norm Scott of Hsu and Chan fame is another favorite. Usually I'll just pick up something unusual looking to see what I get. By This You Shall Know Him was a gamble that paid off.

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>>92913661
I wouldn't recommend everything on here for an entry level normie, but there are a couple of gems that are pretty good for establishing the potential for the medium beyond what you usually see.

>>92927079
Same - in the past five years they picked up a few people I'd been following individually (Hanselmann, Van Sciver, Goldstein) to the point where it's just easier to say Fanta now (though here that can be taken the wrong way.)

I will check those books out too, thanks anon.

I guess there's a lesson to be learned from this thread. Females are crazy as fuck. You have to be equally as crazy to put up with them or you'll never make it.

What the fuck is this thread
I thought I was on /co/, not >>>/r9k/

>>92927752
I cringed the whole time reading this thread.

>>92916636
Dude pay attention, closet anon is a man, even if OP was a woman.

>>92918495
When she comes back from Malaysia in 4 years

>>92920151
Same
I feel like you can't be gay and not hate women, you simply can't
It's like having ice cream without any flavour, just goopy cold shit that ruins your day

>>92924152
>We were always here
This is a massive lie

>>92924234
>I'm practically cis
Are you going to get pregnant anon?
You can't can you?
Because women get pregnant
You just get sad and cut yourself

>>92928568
>If you're infertile, you're not a woman
>If you're post menopausal, you're not a woman
>If you've had a hysterectomy, you're not a woman
I'm not commenting on whether or not transpeople are "really" what they identify as, but defining a person's sex by their reproductive capabilities is asanine. The most fundamental biological difference between the sexes is chromosomes.

>>92928041
>TFW femanon trying to hook up with /co/anons

>>92917918
>years later
>pregnant with your 4th child
>catch husband sneaking away to his office after dinner to watch cartoons or read comics in secret
>all according to keikaku

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>>92920151
Anon's right. The longer I live the more I realize that cute boi bifags is the one true patrician option, and everyone else is simply a deviation from the golden standard.

>>92921735
What the hell is that superhero one mentioned in the anime one and is it worth a damn?

>>92926173
Different anon answering here. I may not have lost any weight but ever since working out regularly I have noticed more muscle to my body and it's honestly very confidence boosting. Working out about an hour three times a week is peak. Gotta have rest days and if you work out more than an hour each time you're wasting your time. Diet's the part that kicks me because of my shitty tastes but it CAN be done. Set a target weight to begin with and only eat that weight*10 in calories a day. Maybe a little more on days you work out. It's slow work, but it DOES pay off.

>>92931416
you think its hard to consciously keep one eye closed all the time, why not go for an eyepatch or something

>>92916060
Sounds like a keeper

>>92928412
>Malaysia
>she

>>92919589
Literally anybody could if they tried, its not that hard

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>>92931665
Man... not want to discourage people here but counting calories ... almost a year ago I was trying to lose 30 kilos (66 pounds in Burger Units) from my current 110 Kilos (242 p) weight and with the help of some Phentermine pills from an nutritionist that shit was relative easy to me for the first time in my life as someone that just outright lack the control of what He stuff his face with but at one point the idea of my having to continue having to do that for the rest of my life depressed me beyond measure since my diet just meant giving up alot of things and I was like .... I want to fucking kill myself now, I want to restart that now again since now that I have accepted that my balding is just unstoppable I will at least be a bald fit fuck and not a bald lardy fuck but man....

>>92913661
Have you tried Pavlovian conditioning?

Give him a comic to read while you suck his dick.

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>>92932482
I lost that amount in around a month with not much exercise need aside from my regular walking commute from college (at the time..... not anymore since I dropout ; _ ;) to my home for anyone that may care

>>92916060
>Yuri on Ice
Are you nuts, you want him to get into animation start with the best and most presentable. Like Cowboy Bebop for a series or Akira if you want a shorter movie, then work your way slowly to see what he likes and what he doesn't like. Don't start with some niche shit like YoI