I'm just gonna leave this here

Who are these characters for? Kids don't read comics

>>92907112
People who miss childhood I guess

>>92907084
My 11 year old nephew was obsessed with Seinfeld for awhile and watched all of the episodes in Hulu I think.

>>92907084
This would be such a great goddamn lineup if Mark Waid hadn't gone insane.

>>92907112
Libraries

>>92907159
They should just give the comic to Loveness and have Pichelli draw it.

>>92907084
Kidclops?
How are they gonna fuck him over?
I missed this

This comic, man, this comic is as big of a mess as Ridley Scott's Alien: Covenant.

>>92907084
Wow how modern are the O5 X-men. Weren't they pulled form the 60s? I don't read marvel.

>>92907210
More like pulled from the 90s it seems. Turns out they weren't pulled from the past, but were pulled from the past of an alternate reality.

Isn't Cho much older than them by now.

>>92907210
Sliding timescale baby, it's an official aspect of their universe.

>>92907220
Yeah but lol continuity.

>>92907220
he's 19

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>>92907210

They arrived from September 10th, 2001.

It makes perfect sense to have grown up watching Seinfeld, given that timeline.

>>92907331
>>92907229
>>92907217
Huh wow they are modern, or maybe i'm just getting old

>>92907331
They were pulled from 1963 in Bendis' run. But capeshit refuses to age out characters so in steps sliding continuity.

You know, with all the crazy science and magic going on in the Marvel Universe, they could just bump up the average life span from mid-70s to easily around 100+ years.

I mean shit, the Altmer in ES live for hundreds of years simply because some God told them to take shorter strides when they walk.

>>92907474
>They were pulled from 1963 in Bendis' run.

Some of the art alluded to that idea, but nothing stated in the comic itself ever explicitly made that clear. To do so would be to invite the discussion of why the characters are now eighty years old in the modern timeframe, which of course they would never do.

Just one of the many incomprehensible inconsistencies of that story.

>>92907084
How many teams of "new generation of heroes" have there been at this point?

>>92907084
>Seinfeld

You know Waid... There's no shortage of sitcoms from the 1960s that would've made this joke land harder

>>92907331
Seems to me like they were just setting up a LOL 9/11 joke here

>>92907555
I think Beast said "the sixties" once

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>>92907997
Good going Ms. Party-pooper

I'm 24 and whenever I tell people one of my favorite shows is Seinfeld they give me the same look as well

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>>92907084
>>92907997
Christ, I'm only 19 and I still grew up watching a shit-ton of Seinfeld reruns. So did all of my friends who are two years younger than me.
Waid is so out of touch that his attempt to make a character seem out of touch just makes him look even more out of touch.

>>92908185
I think its very much an east coast thing for Seinfeld, everyone I know in the west coast has never even seen a single episode

>>92907084
How come Kamala is the only one that keeps her identity secret from everyone else?

>>92908217
Really?
Do they not have any local stations airing Seinfeld? I imagine any NBC affiliate would use it to fill holes in the schedule.

Either way, this is irrelevant as most of the characters here live in fucking NEW YORK. THE ONE PLACE ABOVE ALL WHERE SEINFELD WOULD STILL BE BIG.

>>92908217
>everyone I know in the west coast has never even seen a single episode

I don't think you looked hard enough

>>92908327
>Do they not have any local stations airing Seinfeld?

Not him but they did used to air it in syndication. I haven't watched regular TV in a long while so I don't know if they're still doing so but if they still are, it'd mean that other anon you were talking to doesn't talk to enough people.

>>92907997
Oi, stupid synth cunt just spoiled me Vision mini series.

Also at least young clops got to have good comedy.

>>92908327
Well actually Sam and Amadeus are both from Arizona, Viv never grew up, and Kamala is from New Jersey

Who the fuck knows what shows Miles remembers watching in the Ultimate Universe

>>92908382
I said most, not all. Besides, New Jersey is just New York's retarded cousin.

>>92908255
Sam's an idiot
Viv doesn't have one
Cho doesn't have one
Everyone knows who Cyke is
Only Miles should really have his mask on.

>>92908415
So at best Kamala and Miles might have watched it

And neither of them commented

>>92907084
is miles turning a little more african every issue?
he doesnt look latino at all anymore

>>92908632

Presumably an effect of having his past stitched into the fabric of Earth 616; bits and pieces of his timeline, including his ethnicity, get a little frayed around the edges as a result of friction between his actual origins and those which Owen Reece provided him with.

>>92907829
I Love Lucy and Gilligan's Island are even better examples of things that kept getting rerun back in the 90's.

>>92908672
But his parents have the exact same ethnicity as before.

>>92908736

I guess he's adopted now or something? The result of infidelity? Reece works in mysterious ways!

>>92908632
I feel like most afro-latinos look way way more black than they do latin

>>92908795
The one drop rule exists for a reason.

>>92908417
>Sam's an idiot
Hey he is the one to solve their retarded problems with the bad guys in the last arc with the most obvious and simple solution.

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>>92907112
>>Kids don't read comics
Little girls do, just not Marvel.

>>92907189
I really hope Loveness gets a new book with Nova cancelled

>>92907084
That's right, only white people like Seinfeld.

>>92907997
I remember when my brother got me to see Seinfeld episodes...which were unfortunately some of the last episodes of the show.

>>92909244

So, the best way to get kid audiences is by making the whole marvel into a little girl fantasy?

>>92907331
That whole page is clearly an edit, is the date actually real though?

>>92909521
Nope. Bendis at various times made it look/sound like they came from the 60s even though it made no sense and other writers, like Waid in the OP, just have it be at some point 13 or 14 years ago.

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>>92908417
Miles just loves taking his mask off

>>92909694

Just like peter parker.

>>92908255
I'm pretty sure they all know who she is right?

>>92907112
>Kids don't read comics
>Kids don't watch cartoons
>I'm exceptional and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

go meme yourself

>>92908327
>I imagine any NBC affiliate would use it to fill holes in the schedule.
that's not how syndication works

>>92907474
>>92907555
>>92907883
Being pulled from '63 wouldn't make sense to begin with. I mean they're teens, right? So that would mean that the "real" O5 would be like 70 years old. More likely Bendis just doesn't get how the whole sliding timeline thing works.

It's moot anyway since they're from an alternate dimension now and not just from the past, but still.

>>92907997
Reminder that Victor died for this cunt.