Kirby swallows a character from the last cartoon you watched. What ability does he get?
>>92893416
incompetence.
Crash, with her ability to destroy everything around her while remaining completely unscathed.
Crippling depression/self-destructing.
>>92893416
The ability to put you through the fucking wall
>>92893528
Stupid fucking toxic lenny face 4chan 9gag tumblr faggot nigger, you need to kill yourself, nobody fucking thinks your shitty dead annoying memes are funny, "Mabel is a bad character meme" was dead before it even fucking started, you need to buy a sturdy fucking rope, then build a strong sturdy perch on your roof so it does not collapse with your fat ugly 400lbs neckbeard body then wrap the rope around your fat ass ugly neckbeard neck, and then jump off your fucking roof and hope the perch you built does not fucking collapse, and that the noose you tied does not fucking snap in half, so that it finally strangles you violently, and show the world that you finally ended your useless fucking existence by hanging yourself on your perch, and then finally the entire fucking planet can throw the biggest celebration of all fucking time, you worthless piece of shit.
>>92894021
Is that a copypasta?
>>92893416
He stops existing.
>>92893416
you take a fucking guess
tip:nigga dies while standing on land
>>92893416
Gumball. I guess he turns blue and grows cat ears?
>>92894153
UFO?
>>92893416
Autism.
Ah, no, that's me.
Kirby becomes super intelligent, decides that there is no purpose in life and kills himself.
Oh no, that's me still.
Well, he becomes the best karateka in the world.
>>92894153
he dies under heat.
Sponge out of Water and the episode where he does go out on land to become a real life sponge have demonstrated that he can exist on land.
It's just a sudden lack of hydration that'll kill him
kicking your ass
>>92893416I
I guess an overlord's degree in law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sBfWUMcDg
>10 years later and still no ending.
He puts people through walls and loses his job
he gets in his robot and punches things, I guess.then he fucks the robot secretary
>>92893416
the ability to cast shadows across his face regardless of the lighting
>>92896288
Who?
>>92893416
The ability to come up with schemes to get easy money to buy candy