All I'm sayin' is...

Karl you're an idiot

HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

>>92889572
...Batman. Do we really need em? Hes just a rich bloke knockin' all about with his fancy car and zip lines. Meanwhile we 'ave perfectly good superheroes sitting up there in that space pub with super powers just waiting to pull cats out of trees.

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LISTEN TO THAT HE'S MENTAL

>>92889647
ol coconut shaped head ass

>>92890048
(You) cunt

PLAY A RECORD

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>>92890048

>>92889572
A bit weird innit

>>92889572
It was a nice day n' everythin' an' I thought...

>>92890048
thanks vam

>>92889572
...if Jack took Ashi into the past wouldin' it break her timeline to the future, she shouldn' a disseaperd.

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Got a head like a fuckin' pumpkin, Jack

>>92890048
well, you can go fuck yourself

HE'S
DONE
YOU
AGAIN

>Karl: Explains a hypothetical machine for a thought experiment

>Ricky: BUT HOW WOULD YOU BUILD IT KARL, HOW WOULD YOU BUILD A MACHINE LIKE THAT

Is Ricky retarded?

>>92889572
I've always wanted to kick ah duck

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>>92890048
>my mother died 2 years ago

>>92889572
DON'T TALK SHIT

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>>92890048

>>92889572
As it got older, it got 'airier

turns out
little monkey fella

>>92890048
posting

>>92890048
Not alright.

>>92891333
>THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
>YOU'RE AN IDIOT
Sure thing, Ricky.

>>92890048
Alright, I'll reply

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LET HIM FINISH, RIIIIIIIIIIIICKYYYY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LliaB2h11Q

>>92893229
Right

this

Steve

I can't

I don't know what to do.

STOP. TALKING. SHIT. ALL YOUR LIFE.

>>92890048
fuck you that's not how it works

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>>92889572

>yeah so get this, theres this tree right?
-ok im listening
>yeah, ok. So theres this tree and hes the main bad guy.
-wait,waitwait, the tree is the main bad guy? what are you on about?
>well, hes not a normal tree is he? hes a cosmic tree and he fights this white bloke named jack, and thats not the strange part isnt it.
-none of this makes ANY sense m8 are you mental?
>no. no. you see the tree has a daughter and he hooks up with the jack guy and then she sort of, ya know, disappears at the end.
-what? ahahahaha what the hell are you talking about m8? what is this? i cant, i cant, im done.

i could eat a knob at night

>92890048
Seems like a nice way to go, honestly.

>>92896164
IT'S TINKING IT'S WAY UP THE TUBE
IT'S TINKING IT'S WAY UP THE TUBE
IT'S TINKING IT'S WAY UP THE TUBE
IT'S TINKING IT'S WAY UP THE TUBE

>>92890048
I was expecting it, yet I still looked. Damn my eyes.

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>>92890048

Karl's story about a woman getting frightened by a poster of Steve on the subway is still the funniest shit

I don't want to be a blind ghost.

... then the MONKEY starts backing out with the gun and the money

>>92891462
you still replied you dingus

>>92890094
>>92890124
>>92890198
>>92891038
>>92892934
>>92893263
>>92893342
>>92893401
>>92894718
>>92896562
>>92897213
>...your mom might not die in her sleep tonight even if you don't reply to this post.
>your mom MIGHT NOT die in her sleep
>EVEN IF you DON'T REPLY

Vague, and the even if makes it sound like "if you don't reply" you are taking action to prevent it.

Replying killed your mums, good job

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So theres this little monkey fella, and he talks and solves crimes with a guy that dresses like a bat.

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So theres this bald guy, he tries to kill a baby but he kills himself. But he inst really dead and he tries to kill the kid while he is off at school. A snake almost killed the kid but a bird cried on him so it was alright. Also the kid has a lightning bolt now.

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>>92890048

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LET HIM FINISH RICKY

>>92890048
Bruh

>>92890048
why

I am not familiar with this cartoon, but I always think OPs image looks like Jim Norton when I see it amongst the catalog.

>>92890048
Fuck off, Karl.

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>>92890048

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>>92890048

Does anyone have the template of them?

>>92901408
>>92901619
>>92901654
I swear I have seen this exact sequence of posts in an /x/ thread, are you the same guy?

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>>92890048

>>92901174
It's not a traditional cartoon. It's basically Ricky Gervais's radio show animated.

>>92901619
Wendy. You are hot and juicy.

An' I said
[spoilerKnob 'ead[/spoiler]

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>>92890048

>>92890048
REEEEEEEEE

So there are... uhm these gender less alien space rocks
>and they're.. uh also lesbians

>>92903712
how can they be lesbians if they have no gender...

>>92889572
If there were no black people, crime statistics would go down about 50%

>>92891333
>Karl provides his solution for world hunger
>that's stupid Karl
>well what's your solution
>well I wouldn't even know where to being
You're just now realizing Ricky is the moron and Karl is the 12th level intellect

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>>92890048
Huh?

GRIPPAGE
R
I
P
P
A
G
E

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>>92901619
THANK YOU SEXY SPECTRE

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Weird innit?

>>92897580
but carls an idiot so hes probably wrong

My favorite Karl story has to be the one where he told how he and Suzanne got together. But I just can't find it again.

>>92889572
Did I tell you about the immune system?

>>92905554
she gave him money for the drink machine or something yeah?

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>>92889572

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>>92901619
Godspeed, Wendy.

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You won't get anything done by planning.

>>92901619
Ganbare, Wendy!

>>92893651
>OHH I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

>>92903985
Whether its a potato or a nut its a foodage.

>They used to say "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!", but now... now they say you need to eat 5 fruits
'E's bleedin' mental, 'e is.

>>92896532
TING TONG BING BONG

>>92893651
You can tell Karl is right because of how fucking defensive Ricky immediately gets.

>>92891333
Karl is dumb but accepts it

Ricky is dumb but thinks he's smart

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>>92909832
Listen! What do you remember then?

>>92895579
>Nah it makes sense ya see cause this bird worships the tree and the tree he - he had a want in a cup

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>>92910095
Karl may be dumb but he is wise beyond his years.
My favorite bit of evidence for this was when he went to Africa and helped build a new hut for a poor family. And his reaction was "Did it really matter?" because there were literally thousands of shitty huts and it seemed like he barely made a dent in all of that shit

>>92910688
Karl's main problem is just that he happens to be really inarticulate.

He has other issues, like having trouble grasping certain hypothetical situations or anthropomorphize animals, but he mostly just needs a dictionary. It's irritating when Ricky clearly knows what Karl is actually trying to say and is pretending not to just to shit on him.

>>92910986
I have the same articulation problems.
Thank fuck for Uni.

>>92910986
He also sometimes gets too lost in his thoughts and loses the point, which is admittedly comedy gold

>>92910986
He's also overly credulous about stuff he reads.
Soul of a poet, intellect of a 6 year old

>>92901619
I want to EAT Wendy's smelly dirty feet.

>>92893651
>Cat people

>>92911605
i piture karl spending all morning with a cup of tea going through one of those crappy blog sites reading every article and beliving every single thing

>>92890877
Are there more of these?

>>92902729
>>92906133
wew