/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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I love Lapis Lazuli

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>>92888614
HOMEWARD
SHATTER
SQUADS

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Bluegerois report in! Post blue gems.

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>>92888630
I love Lapithyst.

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Can Lion and Larry fuse?

>>92888674
I think Pearl knows what happened but has deliberately left Garnet in the dark (so Garnet really believes Rose killed PD)

Dubs and I die peacefully in my sleep, singles and I burn to death

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Dat feet

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I made a bad joke

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>Peridot as soy sauce
>Not wasabi

The superior dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAKtJugdm2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiA2D-T8uU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhkSB26uq7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRmaOTy7Os
Pearl's Polish VA is just too fucking good

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I miss her

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When will Lapis marry Steven?

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Waiting still

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>>92888719
It's so fucking stupid but I can't hate it.

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>>92888734
wat

>>92888755
Never, she can't apply for a marriage certificate because she's a filthy illegal ALIEN

>>92888709
What do you think really happened that pearl knows, but won't tell?

>>92888774
shrimp tails

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Meta episode when?

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>>92888774
High heels with a little prawn tail decoration attached to the backs

>>92888737
I kind of dig Steven's polish voice, but polish always sounds like a record being played backwards to me. At least it isn't german though.

>>92888761
Repostan:

>>92888674

LATINS CONFIRMED PEARL HAS DONE SOMETHING WHICH IS THE FOCUS OF AN UPCOMING BOMB
ZUKE CONFIRMED SHE IS A MANIPULATIVE LIAR AROUND THE TIME THESE NEXT EPISODES WERE BEING MADE
WHAT DID PEARL DO

>>92888774
She's standing on shrimp.

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>>92888783
Something

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>>92888783
Rose didnt shatter PD but she cant tell anyone that it wasnt her. Probably some shit about promising her not to tell

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>>92888684
Blue gem best gem

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ok, /sug/, time to vote

WHO KILLED PINK DIAMOND

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089452

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Mega Milk Connie?

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>>92888811
molest lapis

If Lars have Lion powers now, does that mean he can create portals?
Could he make a portal back to Earth?

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Adult Connie?

>>92888811
A longstanding cover up in which she won't come clean, perhaps like >>92888822

Pearl needs to learn to choose sharing pertinent information for a greater good versus sentimental promises.

Fuck, that Lars. I want to smooch.

>>92888842
>The 1989 Denver Broncos 3
Joke answers ruin polls.
Your poll is now entirely useless.

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>>92888842
>everyone immediately votes for the joke options

You cunts, I'm genuinely curious about what /sug/ is leaning towards

zircons are male

>>92888811
She sold the homeworld

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>>92888869
>no joke about 'clams'

0/10

I hope blue diamond sace blue zircon, she seemed all right

>>92888614

What's the worst episode of this show and why?

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>>92888904
true

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Jasper is confirmed coming back to avenge her mommy by using Yellow Diamond's toilet and not flushing afterwards

>>92888882
It would be like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6fh5PY5sS0

>>92888904
This meme is shit

>>92888931
Sadie's song without a fucking doubt

Pearl actually did rip out Steven's gem one time. Luckily Greg had some crazy glue nearby but Steven definitely suffered some developmental issues from it

>>92888931
Rocknaldo is the most pointless episode of this entire show.

>>92888954
Why?

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>>92888947
>"With this upper-decker laid, my vengeance is all but complete!"

>>92888948
CAUTION FEELS

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>>92888934

>>92888931
The one where Malochite came back.
Reason: Because Melon People Ex-Machina.

>>92888904
>>92888934

All according to the agenda:
>Animation is such an incredible tool when it comes to making characters that the audience can empathize with... And so much of the preexisting language for cartoons is heavily gendered.
>This is the time and this is the tool to expand people's visual language when it comes to what a couple looks like, and to create gender nonconforming characters that are so compelling that you can't deny their humanity.

>>92888931
Whatever that episode about Onion's friends is called

>>92888811
I still haven't seen an actual source on this. I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm not going to celebrate until actually getting proof.

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What?
People are saying I'm "thick"?

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I'll have a six foot, hearty Italian, ranch melt... Yeah give me some salad too, no Pepsi thank you.

>>92888931
Y'all forgot about Uncle Grandpa

>>92888872
No because Lion was hardly able to create a portal to the moon, let alone travelling all the way to another galaxy.

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>>92888798
God damn it why is Pink Lars so hot?
Before I thought he was cute but now that he's pink I want to fuck him hard.

>>92889042
>I'll have a six foot, hearty Italian, ranch melt
You sure you need that much food?

>>92888751
I miss that strongfat sweetheart.

>>92889049
More like blocked it from their minds.

>>92889037
Look at her eyes, look at them.

>>92889049

I think we're aiming for things that were actually canon

>>92889049
That's a fucking great episode newfag

>>92889011
The one with the mouse? That episode was hilarious. I liked the callback to it with Sour Cream in the kidnapping arc too.

>Did you check his secret room?
>You mean his office? Of course
Hearty chuckle

which homeworld gem would you like most to appear again?

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>8:25
>i need start watch steven universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sYNMf6AIbs

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>>92888904
You're a faggot.

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I really dislike the Famethyst. It was just too convenient, even for Steven Universe standards. I was hoping for a more creative way to for the gems to escape.

>>92889101
inb4 jasper

>>92889088
I think he means Onion Gang, Onion Friend was okay.

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>>92888934
But is that your hair, or is it a hat? I still can't tell.

>>92889088
No the one with Onions weird friends in the forest, Onion Friend was GOAT

>>92889071
That isn't alot of food.

>>92888931
I`am id doubt

1. When lapis was released from mirror

OR

2. When they crate barn mates and ruined peri

>>92889111
But then they wouldn't have been able to fit in all the singing and crying.

>>92889123
I'd say a sandwich the size of a man is a lot of food.

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>>92889082
her eyes are fine

>>92889037
blue diamond is hot but all her porn is macro porn :/

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>>92889037
Look out, people are about to sexualize you!

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>>92889082
What about them?!

>>92888931
HOUSE GUEST
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G
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>>92889064
'Cause pink twinks = best twinks

>>92888819
YES, THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!! BUT IT WONT HAPPEN BECAUSE STEVEN BARELY TRIES TO ASK QUESTIONS!

>>92889153
>All of the porn of a giantess is macro porn.
Whoa, who would have thought?

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>Your favourite gem has found Lapis's shota porn collection.
>How do they react?

>>92889131
>shit taste
>can't even spell
must be a perifag

>>92888966
>confirm that the gems still go on missions
>instead of the mission, we get to watch steven tell ronaldo to stop being oppressive

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>>92889101
http://quoth143.tumblr.com/post/161288602991

>“I’m here to look further into Pink Diamond’s shattering. As far as Yellow Diamond knows, I was branded a traitor and shattered.”- Detective Zircon, P.I.

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>>92889111
Like maybe, I don't know, an army of rose quartzes suddenly reforming.

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>>92889155
I predict that this show is going to have alot of porn!

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>>92889155
W-what do you mean?!

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https://dragonsouru.tumblr.com/post/161229048652/im-done

ROSE FUEL CAN MELT DIAMOND BEAMS

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Found this amazing cringe while looking for a picture of Fluorite. RIP edgy and poorly designed OCs (hur get it) everywhere

>>92889185
why don't the diamonds just jettison all the bubbled Roses into space?

>>92889178
She's the one who hid it there

>>92889177
I'm not saying its surprising, just that it sucks

>>92889192
Your form is a little larger than Yellows don't you thick? You fill your dress slut well.

>>92889178
She cries or shatters her

>>92889196
>Tons of Phoenix Wright/Zircon art
>None portray her as the more fitting Winston Payne
>No fanart of Yellow Zircon as Gaspen either
Damn it all.

>>92889180
>Likes Barn Mates
Must be a lapidirt

>>92889209

That gives them even more of an opportunity to escape the bubbles and come back.

>>92889178
She pulls out her 35 inch whale penis and gets to work.

>>92889177
where's the porn of alexandrite having her way with the diamonds?

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>>92889224
>thick
>slut

Mind your tongue, I am the purest

>>92889250
Mirror Gem is GOAT you stupid shit. Your favorite episode must be some meme shit like CnR.

>>92889208
Now that's a fun drinking game: browse through Gemsonas and take a drink every time...
>Pronouns are listed
>Pronouns are anything but she/her
>Character's design doesn't have a chance in hell of fitting in the show's art style
>Description talks about how gay they are

>>92889146
Not if the sandwich is really, really thin

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>>92889275
Purest cock whore

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>>92889249
she actually looks like this

>>92888811
FAKE. SALSA OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Latin American reporting in

>>92889275
Do you ever let yellow grope you?

>>92888797

Already happened with Uncle Grandpa

>>92889311
Ho shit, she's got the schnoz, monocle, and in yellow's case the hair and pompous attitude.

I feel so ashamed for not connecting them with Best Boy Luke now.

>>92888797
Know your fusion and Say Uncle already happened

>>92888811
>LATINS CONFIRMED
They're so fucking far behind that you using them as "confirmation" of anything is laughable. Try again next time.

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>>92889178
Lapis, return my copy of Intense Intents In Tents already! You've had it for 3 weeks now and I bet the pages are all wet.

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When is Steven going to just straight up tell the diamonds his continuity of memory only stretches back less than 14 years? He can still take responsibility like he's trying to, but it would clear up so much.

>>92889320
See>>92888761

>>92888797
>>92889343
Also Steven's Dream

SliceOfOtaku has unfollowed Vox on twitter and removed him from his recommended channels on YouTube......

What shit do you think went down?

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>>92889301
Jesus Christ. I'm glad pic related is officially dead. Zim shit should rot in hell

>>92889392
Who?

>>92889392
Stop talking about stupid internet drama shit. I don't care about Youtube.

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>>92889307
I will SHATTER YOU, meme pixie.

>>92889324
Absolutely not. She's much too busy to care about those things.

>>92889367
THAT'S THE SAME THING EVERYONE IS PARROTING. BUT IT'S NOT PROOF

>>92889366
Well before he could've, but he was sure that his mom killed Pink Diamonds because everyone thought so.

And now an angry Yellow Diamond is trying to kill him to cover up something.

He'll have to tell Blue Diamond.

>>92889366
Steven is dumb and filled with cuck guilt
He will pretend to be a woman until he dies.

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>>92889209
>be me, YD
>find out faggot sister has been holding onto army of dead faggot sister, RIP in piece
>decide to pull a prank
>grab all the bubbled Rose Quartz I can find
>fly up into orbit with my "two in the Pink, one in the stink" hand ship
>fire Rose Quartz into deep space one by one
>top kek, fuck BD
>watch as each and every Rose Quartz gets stuck in gravitational pull of nearby planet
>fuck it, they probably won't matter
>mfw 1,000 Rose Quartz reformed and shoved their swords up my ass

>>92889392
He doesn't like people who hate on cancer kids

>>92889415
Can you stop roleplaying you pathetic faggot

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>>92889366
When is Lapis going to eat pizza?

>>92889415
I bet you've enjoyed yourself though.

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>>92889208

That's a mighty fine colour palette there. When it comes to character design, more is always more.

>>92889447
After 3 cakes

>>92889447
Lapis is fat! FAT FAT FAT!

>>92889071
>not being able to handle 6 feet

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>>92889445
Ok

I just wanted to get inside her....head

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First!

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WE ARE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE, THERE ARE NO OTHER SPECIES.

>>92889417
I was here on sug when it was posted. Im waiting for the person to link ot cause I lost it.

>>92889475
god so many humans on earth are gonna try to fuck that clementine when she crosses over

>>92889208

Good luck animating that. kek

I kinda like the eye idea but everything else is…ugh.

>>92889481
Our shit will return with new life formed empire

>>92889447
That's what kicks off the Lapis arc.

>>92889481
That's a sad thought

>>92889472
I think we all do one way or another
Eyyyy
EYYYY

>>92889481
The truth is far more sad. We're not alone at all, but none of us will ever meet each other, in all the long dark life of the dying universe.

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>>92888761
Got something

>>92888882
>Anti-spiral
STEVEN RIDING PINK MECHA THE SIZE OF A MOON TO SAVE CONNIE ON THE OTHER END OF THE UNIVERSE WHEN
Although, we already had one Gurren-Lagann ripoff this year. Right, Genndy?

>>92889481
>>92889510
That's not even sad, it's arrogant.

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Some images are just sex for the eyes.

>>92889481
kek. life probably didn't even originated in earth m8

>>92889528

translation plz!

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>>92889550
Don't know m8 just look like a more tolerable form of abstract art.

>>92889550
This isn't one of them.

Do we have any news regarding episodes after Wanted?

>>92889547
Are you afraid of being alone? I am.

>>92889550
is this...an album cover?

The name of Pearl's LA VA is María José Estévez. Try searching from there.

>>92889550
that looks like a fat thing with a skeleton face in a spacesuit

>>92889481
>>92889550

>>92889581
These two are.

>>92889580
No, but thinking we're the only planet with life in the entire universe is grade-A arrogance.

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>>92889550
Its much closer than you could imagine. Simple dust Under the microscope

>>92889519
>Tfw traveling to other planets is going to be so impossible that if we find another species the only way we'll be able to communicate is by sending out coded light signals at their star that will take years to reach them with.

>Tfw the best we can do on a galactic scale is pretty much mose code.

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>>92889492
Same, but I think rhodonite did it better

>>92889528
that's it, try finding where he mentions pearl

>>92889622
Just a thought, but what if we actually were? I would be terrified if we are alone in the universe.

>>92889481
I'd honestly think that'd be pretty cool even if it comes at the cost of no alien waifu's.

No reason to actually believe that though.

>>92889528
>One of the advantages of directing a show is that you find out of the Bombs before the protagonists themselves #surprises #secret

>>92889573
Something about your mom the whore

>>92889611
can I get a youtube link? I'm passing out but would like to listen to them when I wake up

>>92889651
Would it really make any difference?

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>>92889547
We have no idea how common life is. Even if it turns out to be common, some planet had to have been the first. With the expected age of the universe at heat-death being far, far more time than has already passed, it's entirely possible that our civilization is the first and we just showed up at this party early.

No proof for any argument, but it's worth considering as much as considering the stars to be teeming with populated worlds right now.

>>92889510
>>92889547
Even if we were the only other ones, if we ever started traveling on the galactic scale it'd be inevitable that some dissident or radical or hell, even just a perv would genetically engineer alien life.

Hopefully the perv option. I think our legacy as a precursor race is destined to end with catgirls and giantess planets or some shit.

>>92889684
Are... Are we going to be the gems?

>>92889702
Crystal gems!

>>92889684
I still doubt there's absolutely no life out there, not even necessarily intelligent life.

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>>92889643

>>92889573
>>92889656

>>92888698
no.

>>92889684
It's not about life being "common" or not, it's about saying we're the only lifeform in this huge fucking thing that is the Milky way, let alone any other galaxies
You're really underestimating how fucking huge the universe is, with an uncalculable number of floating rocks in it

>>92889675
It means that if we die, life does with us.

>>92889718
Tardigrada could life in space

>>92889694
hell, as soon as we make it to space we're gonna start to diverge into different things over time naturally

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>>92888719

>>92889734
We are alone. We will always be alone. Humanity alone carries the touch of sentience

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>>92889773
>My opinion on a totally unknown subject is fact
That's why that other Anon was saying you were an arrogant cunt.

if we don't find any aliens we're just gonna genetically engineer some anyway so we have someone else to talk to

Dont care. Not in our life time.

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So then how do you think Blue Diamond will react once she finds out she almost killed Pink Diamonds very own son?

>>92889640
I like how the bottom eyes correspond to the bottom arms and vice-versa.

>>92889803
In the far future, there is a subspecies called "friends" and a group of rebel humans who want their friends freed from slavery.

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Life is probably common as fuck on the universal scale my dudes. But I think it's very rare for it to go past micro-scale, even rarer to evolve into something sentient and there's a miniscule chance that they survive long enough to send some radio signals into space before some cataclysm hits or they nuke each other. We're not the only ones, for sure, but the fact that shit like SETI doesn't register any signals from space means that we're a bit of a special snowflake in this part of a galaxy.

>>92889773
My dogs are plenty sentient so you're wrong on that account. Not so sure about them being sapient though.

>>92889718
Until we have a second instance of life, the sad truth is that we have no context to know if we even should expect more of it out there, the fluke hypothesis is a shitty one but it stands as much chance at being true as any other.

>>92889734
>You're really underestimating how fucking huge the universe is
I don't know why you think that. Being big doesn't mean it has to be populated necessarily. Finding a second instance of life would answer a fuck ton of these questions, but we don't have that yet.
And yes, I am suggesting the possibility of our being the only life in the universe at present. There's exactly as much evidence supporting it as there is to support the idea of galactic civilizations.

>>92889772
I'm sorry

>>92889796
it's obvious shitposting anon, just ignore it

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Anyone else not care about space, sentience or life other than lewds about cartoon character

>>92889842
She's going to be Steven's one true mom.

I'm having a hard time believing we won't get anything else this summer. They always inform us like two weeks before they show episodes nowadays

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>>92889475
Quick! come with your best ideas to use paddy's powers!

>>92888761
>>92889528
Interesting...

>>92889519
>the last big thing that happens before all stars die and our night sky goes completely black is milkomeda forming
fuck you space, why are you expanding FTL

>Humans are alone in the galaxy
We are the Robot Species.
Aliens please be real, Reeeeeee

>>92889877
They can, they will. The crewniverse is filled with assholse

/sug/, we evangelion now

>>92889861
At this point I'm just going to assume you're an idiot.

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The only good gems are the ones who never come out of their kindergartens.

>>92889861
If they find life on Europa, I'm going to laugh in your face.
probably not within our lifeimes tho

>>92888872
Homeworld is in a galaxy far far away. so no.

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>>92889842
How do you think she'll feel when she finds out her sister killed her other sister? Will she want to START A COLOR WAR

>>92889932
Why do you say that?

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>all of these filthy xenophiles

Half of Earth's cultures are despicable and subhuman. I can't even imagine how repellent real aliens would be.

>was about to make a Steven Universe Lars thread on /cm/
>one was made just two hours ago
Nice

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

>>92888897
It isn't a joke, those guys were pretty tall.

What doth life?

>>92889893
Living lie detector? Though you will probably have to wait a few minutes to see if she "predicts" that someone lied

>>92889893
>ib4 predict crimes
She can only predict what she would be able to see.

Her only use is entertainment.

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>>92889971
!

>>92889932
We an overrated mess with shallow biblical references?

>>92889960
Because of the philosophical shit that transpired in some of the posts. Luckily, it's over

>>92889999
How could she ever predict lies, all she can do is see when people said it.

I hope we are alone. It means that no filthy alien refugees would come to our beautiful blue planet.

>>92890037
Okay, Andy

>>92889965
To be fair, you probably wouldn't even be able to understand alien culture enough to be disgusted by it.

>>92889951
the europa clipper is gonna be launched in the 20s

>>92889965
everything is relative. we just need to find the hitler of alien species that make not only all the other aliens, but also all the human societies look better in contrast

and we need to make sure to oppose these aliens without destroying or improving them so they keep making everyone else look better

>>92890028
Isn't it?

>>92890008
I hate that they basically changed his skin color to make him more white and that just because he is not white he needs to be the pet (like the lion) of a perfect white boy :cccc

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>>92889932

Whole thread of conversation started by some shitty /my/ tier garbage Australian psych album.

>>92888948
cute.

>>92890075
Isn't it ?

>>92890037
by the time we find aliens earth will be the designated garbage dump of human galactic society because it was already the most ruined planet when we got off it

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>>92890081
Troll about this not
Trolln't

>>92890081
>>>/sucritical/

>>92890107
Isn't it over?

>>92890118
low quality bait

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>>92889960

In the climactic episode of the final season, the remaining Diamonds will unleash a corruption bomb targeted at all the humans on Earth. As Steven's friends die all around him, his tears will flood the planet's surface, transforming all of them into pink zombies.

The series will end with Steven and Connie sitting on an empty beach.

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>>92889933
I'm sorry that you're like this.

>>92889951
Don't take it the wrong way, I'd be ecstatic if we found our second instance of life that close, even if it's just microbes it'd be a huge step in understanding life itself. Another huge blank-spot in our knowledge is exactly what kind of life we're looking for, we might not even recognize an instance of life right away if we find one. I sometimes wonder if there's something wholly unrecognizable living some unfathomable existence on Titan, or like many suggest under the Europan ice. We should definitely look, I just remain cautious that all we'll find is no answer.

>>92890089
/r/ Steven strangling Kiki

>>92889392
Apparently having cancer gives you immunity. Guess Deadpool isn't so far-fetched a concept after all.

>>92889042
>six foot

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I hope we get to see her again.

>>92889958
Why peri watched episode 12 hours. I dont get it.

https://twitter.com/AngelMujica19/status/867210460935974912
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUdXfk0lMc2/

Any Spanish speaking anon able to tell what they're all about here? Feels like these Latin folks tease some stuff occasionally.

>>92890141
Dat damage control

>>92890134
You won, and she chose you

>>92890176
Kill yourself or return to the reddit zone please you underage trash bag.

>>92888811
We already know she's a manipulative liar. So yay more Pearl focus and development while the other gems (especially Garnet and Lapis) are left in the dust

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>>92890185
>"Space is so big! it has to have stuff living in it!"
>'why?'
>"Okay, idiot!"

>>92888630
No, you love shitposting

>>92890224
>shitpost
Meh

>>92890227
It's part of the Lapearl arc. Garnet has already finished developing since S1.

>>92890172
Very cute.
Even though she's really not supposed to have a neck.

>>92890177
They basically just said that right now they have a lot of things to work with, and they will be cool. Nothing remotely special, sorry.

Haha I love Spain, they have deckchairs and oranges and that one spicy chicken dish. Espanyol haha :)

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Whoever shattered Pink Diamond:
>Was close enough to her to convince her to stop and exit her palanquin
>Was somehow not seen by her Sapphires' future vision
>Was either disguised as Rose Quartz or possibly forced witnesses to say they saw Rose Quartz?

Probably White or Yellow Diamond. As Zircon said, the only one with enough authority to cover it up. The only explanation I can think of for the Sapphires is that they saw it but refused to believe a diamond would shatter another diamond and thought it wouldn't actually happen?

Someone please explain why everyone thinks it is Pearl.

>>92890295
A callar. Don't go off-topic, pendejo

>>92890204
Fuck, I forgot the song.

>>92890325
No insultes al pobre vato, hijo de tu puta perra madre :v

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>>92890177
They just said there's some cool stuff coming up
the usual vague shit as always

>>92890313
I don't think it's Pearl. Everyone who says that is dumb

>>92889183
>To get to the bottom of this I... need to get to the bottom of This, Homeworld, where the suspect fell.
she finds the off colours and stalks them.

>>92890204
And she loved you

>>92890288
Alright thanks. Still it were the VAs of Lars and Peridot apparently, so maybe they were in the same episode. And now that Lars is a living portal on HW, maybe Steven will occasionally bring some gem friends along from earth for HW missions.

I am a sovereign citizen of earth. I demand TENDIES and on tap Pearl Porn

New episodes when?

>>92890313
It's a meme, Pearl shattering PD would be fucking retarded. What would even be the point?
>lol there was no coverup it was pearl
Still leads to the same result if just Rose shattered her.

>>92889208
IT BURNS US.

>>92890370
And she's gone...

>>92890391
FIVE

>>92888811
>Pearl is the only one allowed to have an important and meaningful plot once again
Fuck the Crewniverse.

>>92890313
>everyone
Pearl, Rose, probably WD, maybe YD, and possibly PD herself know the truth.

I'm curious about the files that Zircon was given, and who were the eye witnesses. The Agates and Sapphires in her entourage? Why the fuck weren't they called to the trial besides just Eyeball Ruby?

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This is a Lars.
This one is Pink and I like him for that.

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Pink Diamond was behind the rebellion on Earth.

Why else would her diamonds be the only shattered ones on the Earth ruins?

>>92889301
No. I will end up drunk in no time.

This show would be better without Pearl and Rose.

>>92890346
>Mexican
>>92890420
>Believing fake rumours

>>92890372
Well, I don't know if they are still recording the episodes of the 4th season, because in LAN as other places where they need to be dubbed, the show is delayed

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>>92890441
If Steven is Pink Diamond I honestly think the gems would be afraid of Steven.

>>92889064
Because he's a good character now

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>>92889465

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>>92889350
I've been looking for this picture

>>92890441
Watch Pink turn out to be an evil overlord

>>92890118
I think we'll shit on other planets and try to fix Earth, cause it's already more hospitable than Mars and, god forbid, Venus.
>>92890141
I wouldn't be sure about aliens on Titan, actually. Enceladus, too. Saturn is way too far from the sun to host anything other than stinky explosive moss.

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will the spics please get out. we don't want your dirty, parasite-infested spoilers

>>92890510
Why? They watched him grow up? They are this mothers?
Would Greg be afraid too?

>>92890313
Wasn't Zircon mistaken because she believe Steven was actually Rose/that Rose was alive? I'm not sure why we're taking what she says as gospel.

>>92890285
>Garnet has already finished developing since S1
Fuck you. This doesn't have to be the case at all.

>>92890500
This show would be better if all characters actually had character.

>>92890313

I think it was Pink's Pearl, not CG Pearl, and I'll tell you why.

>she'd already be inside the palanquin, ready to strike
>guards wouldn't be on the lookout for threats already in the entourage
>Sapphires wouldn't be looking for threats from a Diamond's own Pearl, so they wouldn't forsee it

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>>92890008
Adding the Lars' I have right now.

>>92890546
YELLOWSHILL GET OUT
DIAMOND WAR NOW

>>92890536
make me

>>92890550
He's a retarded Lapearl shipper, anon. They are to be nothing but disregarded.

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>>92889208
HURR DURR MEER DETAELS = GEWD

>>92890550
Sure, I can think of some things they can do with her. But they won't, Sugar wills it. Garnet is only "The gay" now.

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>>92890287
Oh shit you are right, she doesn't even have a tie.

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>>92890537
Stevens already a superpowered space alien.
Now he's the son of a space goddess with the power to wipe out worlds.
It goes beyond just a a superpowered kid Steven could have powers beyond anything gemkind can do.
I think anyone would be afraid of that.

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>>92890588
por favor

>>92890572
I also thought on something similar. Maybe pink's pearl started beleiving in rose's cause, but misguided like bismuth was

>>92889702
>Angry metal.

>>92890620
But he is still lSteven, he is still stuball. Being afraid of him / abandoning him would hurt him alot

>>92890633
Steven sure is cute for a space dictator.

>>92890313
>Probably White or Yellow Diamond. As Zircon said, the only one with enough authority to cover it up.

According to some guy at AV Club:
>Rebecca Sugar has described the upcoming Steven Universe arc as a murder mystery
Look at this from a storytelling perspective, rather than as a puzzle to be solved: Zircon straight up told the viewers it absolutely was one of the Diamonds. In a murder mystery, that kind of revelation would happen midway through close to the reveal of the culprit since it narrows the field of suspects down hugely. Instead, it was handed to us right away, with YD looking guilty as sin. But rather than sticking around to investigate where the witnesses and culprits are, Steven hurries back home, where there's little to investigate other than her palanquin and the CGs. Why?

>Someone please explain why everyone thinks it is Pearl.

Because people are constantly on the look out for hints regarding her backstory, and at this point any new developments relating to Homeworld are scrutinized through that lens. Also, the way she and Garnet reacted in this scene: https://youtu.be/Brnf95yHImU?t=1m30s, and the unexpected focus on Pearls during the trial.

So what's this Latin America thing about? They Pearl did some crazy shit? What about the July release? Been busy as work so only scimmed though the threads

>>92890313

Because if a diamond did it everyone would have noticed it.

>>whoever did this was already close to pink diamond
>>someone close to pink diamond who the guards would allow to get near her
>>someone she would listen when told to stop her and get outside

Sounds like a pearl

>>92889481
There are other nominally sapient species just on this one PLANET anon. That'd be crazy.

Does anyone have the comic of steven being YDs son?

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>>92889938

>>92890620
Anyone without absurd powers, sure.
Just take enough poofed gems or gem shards and try to turn them into artefacts and weapons.

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>>92890620

>>92890689
Go read the old threads

>>92890689
Becky already said that she was working on a Pearl arc like 9 months ago, I don't know why people are so surprised that this is coming

>>92889769
Ever read the Expanse series? Differences in gravity will make crazy height differences normal. Also, bone loss.

>>92890698
Nice.

Remember when Jasperfags got a thread purged?

>>92889769
>>92890727
Can an Ogryn fight a gem in hand-to-hand combat?

>>92890735
Those were /ss/fags posting Steven/Jasper /ss/.

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>>92889773

>>92890637

It works pretty well. PP shanks PD, PD stumbles out of her ride. Entourage is distracted, don't see Rose roll up. PD dies just as Rose reaches her.

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>>92890654
I know it would but knowing the gems I think Pearl Garnet Lapis and maybe Peridot would leave out of fear.
Amethyst and Lapis care too much to leave but they would probably still be scared of him.

>>92888734
don't know why this is hot, very annoying

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>>92889859
coo

>>92890796
Would Steven try to degem himself so the cg weren't afraid of him?

>>92890735
Remember? I had the honour of making the next OP. Jascucks are disgusting sub humans.

I'm legitimately confused about why everyone is taking Zircon's argument at face value. It's based on her thinking Steven IS Rose, but the reason Steven doesn't remember what happened isn't because Rose didn't do it but because he really doesn't remember. Her perspective is flawed.

>>92890825
no because that would kill him.