ITT we figure out who Superman is!

>>92881810
>Maybe he survived his parents' shooting because a bullet bounced off him?
That doesn't make any sense. Why the bullets didn't bounce off his parents then?

>>92881968
maybe they are alive too, anon. maybe they went back to the place they came from after seeing how shit this world is

>>92881995
And left their child behind? No way, anon.

And besides, Bruce Wayne is too busy banging supermodels to spare time to be Superman.

>>92882006
what about luthor then? there is nothing a wig cant fix

>>92881810
Superman doesn't have a secret identity you retard. If you were an invincible flying alien would you bother pretending to be a regular dude?

>>92882602
Exactly. He lives in his fortress of solitude, it's not like he has a job and wanders the streets

>>92882821
I'm now imagining Superman working in sales or something.
>Hello ma'am would you like to hear about our new insurance policy?
>Wait, Superman?
>N-no...
He'd get recognised in two seconds. It's not like he wears a mask.

>>92883036
I mean he's pretty generic.
>black hair
>blue eyes
That's all we know. I mean if that was it Bruce Wayne could be Superman for all we know

All y'all are dumb. The truth is Superman's a shapeshifter. You know how I know? My uncle said he saw Supergirl turn into a fucking Grey years ago back during the Doomsday fight. I'm thinking how else do you explain all that stuff like coming back from the dead and growing a mullet and turning neon blue and shit?

>>92881810
It's clearly Luthor in a wig. The whole hating Superman thing is just kayfabe

>>92882602

guy gotta eat something right? I don't see anybody giving donations and shit, he's probably making some cash somehow.

not like the guy's going to feed on sun and water only, he's not a fucking flower.

>>92881810
it's a kid which use magic powers to transform into superman, think about it, he is super good, he's friendly and naive just a kid

>>92882047
>>92885417


Lex is an ugly manlet.

>>92886722

He is friends with Batman. Maybe whoever pays Batman's bills also pays Supes'.

I bet it's that martian dude

>>92886842
Aw shit, you're practically inviting all the people that say Batman is a government funded black ops program.

>>92882602
Being a hero doesn't pay the rent