This is your date tonight
>>92881322
After suffering some emotional abuse from her, I sneak off under the pretext of going to the bathroom, leaving her with an unpaid bill for the drinks.
>>92881322
Sorry but i already have plans
>>92881322
I set her up
>>92881416
Ashi won't abuse you.
>>92881322
I sneak off to /a/ so I can see my waifu.
>>92881529
Lemme guess: she a good cook, shy as hell, massive rack, long hair and a preference to purple and/or lavender?
>>92881557
She's a small girl with an eyepatch.
>>92881566
Did she spawn a meme?
>>92881526
True, but she'd be the one to disappear
>>92881573
Was there a meme aboutexplosions?
>>92881578
Kinda like Rose did, eh Pearl?
>>92881582
Wrong one then
>>92881597
>>92881626
>BWAHAHAHAHAHA FOOL!
>>92881322
I go to jail.
>>92881665
Just ditch her for your waifu fampai
>>92881635
I aim to please
Slow morning today
>>92881526
Ashi is already in a loving relationship, anon.
>>92881526
She's a shitty bland mary-sue, terrible "waifu" material
>>92881910
but she'sBALEETED
>>92881883
I concur
>>92881929
>futa Pearl
Wow fampai
>>92881928
She lived, babe.
>>92881910
So are we highJacking this thread?
>>92881988
Guess this answers my question
>>92881911
She's half demon, your argument is invalid
>>92881929
>futa pearl
Find anything good?
>>92882137
first web result, the hentai, is hotter than I remember
>>92882057
She's a plot device baboon whose "death" was half-assed like her entire development, she should've been killed alongside her sisters or melted in the monster's acidic stomach.
>>92882196
Too late fampai, people latched on and they'll develop her on their own. Just watch all those fan edits and reworkings of the ending.
>>92881578
>>92881626
Whats with the SU avatarfags in every single thread lately? Someone please hurry up and banish these folk back to /trash/.
>>92882196
OOH SO ANGRY! BE CAREFUL ANON, TOO MUCH STRESS WILL GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK!
>>92882196
She's a plot device the same way Jack is one.
>>92882284
YOU OUGHTA KNOW BY NOW!
>>92882265
>people using reaction images from cartoons on a cartoon imageboard
>this is somehow irregular
>>92882196
OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?! PLEASE, CONTINUE! NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID!
>>92882345
>They're just images of colorful horses we should be allowed to post them in every thread no matter how unrelated to the discussion it is!!
>>92881566
Are you the same anon that offered a few dollars on /b/ for the first person to provide a cum tribute on Rikka to satisfy his cuck fetish about 2 years ago?
>>92882395
Not an arguement as Steven Universe doesn't have it's own containment board (as much as I want it to).
>>92882395
>WHAAA STOP HAVING FUN WHAAAA! ONLY I CAN HAVE FUN WHAAAA! FETCH ME A NIPPLE!!!
>>92882395
Wait you're the same anon bitching that E X T R A T H I C C made a resurgence.
>>92881626
From what episode is that from? Or is it shopped.
>>92882395
>Waahhh! Why can't I ponyfag anywhere I want?!
>>92882457
it's fanmade
>>92882395
what a fucking fag
>>92882395
Really set yourself on fire this time lad
>>92882399
Cucks are fucking stupid and my waifu isMegumin.
>>92881416
Is this why she puts with Billy? Because he's the only one dumb enough to put with her shit and not leave her?
>>92882725
Or maybe his stupidity is the only reason he's ever nice to her in the first place and he's her only friend
>>92881322
SWEET!
>>92881988
>>92882941
doesn't the meme require her to be in a neck brace?
>>92882023
Someday, somehow
>>92881322
Sweet, Mandy's awesome.
Wow a Mandy and Ashi thread.
>>92881993
ye
>>92882725
I'm pretty sure Billy is just easy to manipulate.
Was Mandy raped as an infant?
>>92883374
Of course he is, aside from Irwin, he's the only one who hangs around her long enough to be manipulated.
>>92883500
Mandy could get Irwin and Billy to do just about anything for her.
Billy would just do it, but Irwin would try to get a kiss after.
So that's why she hangs out with billy.
>>92882323
No, faggot, Ashi is the literal embodiment of a plot device, the only reason Genndy kept her alive is to be bullshitted Aku's powers, master them in less than a minute, and open a portal out of thin fucking air, all to artificially postpone her "death" all the way to the wedding for maximum tear-jerking.
She's a mary-sue and a shitty waifu, and that's a fact.
>>92883839
But all you've stated is a festering pile of shit opinion anon, not facts
>>92883273
Nope, just Ashi senpai
>>92885031
>>92883039
Remember there's other dimensions anon. Somewhere there's a dimension where Jack and Ashi married and are proud parents
>>92885157
Just a reminder
>>92885157
>>92882725
billy is actually op as fuck when he is mad, he is the only character capable of standing up to mandy
>>92881322
I'd prefer pic related... Remember when Billy rode her like a horse? hhhnnnnngh
>>92885031
I can just imagine Jack going to war on the Akunet defending Ashi.
>>92881322
f-finally
>>92886482
Retard strength. It's God's way of saying "Sorry, my bad."
>>92881566
>>92881993
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>92886632
>he's behind the ashi appreciation threads
>>92887228
Ashi appreciation guy is also the Scaramouche guy AND he's Samurai Jack?
That's a lot of twists.
>>92882440
>I like cancer
>You should all like the cancer too
>*crying* stop telling me to fuck off!!!
SU is for faggots
>>92886482
Best when he stole the raw nerve and made mandy his bitch...
>>92887788
WHAT A TWEEST!
>>92887788
It's like poetry, they rhyme, the stanzas they rhyme with eachother