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don't get me fucking started anon

>>92881257
Why is the "Scientific Average" in quotes? I see exactly zero sources in this entire "infographic".

Good thing Monsieur Mallah takes it up the ass

>>92881257
are you trying to induce another BLACKED thread?

>>92881408
That was OP's job.

>>92881403
Why many species exhibit homosexual behavior, only humans express it through anal sex. Every other animal seems to realize it's not a good idea to put their dicks in a hole shit comes from.

>>92881257
>scientific average is 5.5
>the graph shows average is 6.5

>>92881475
nah, 6.5 is the average that actually matters

>>92881485
Right. So the whole "guide" is just made to trigger men, yeah?

>>92881499
Basically.

>>92881435

>Implying he's never used Brain as his personal Thor

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>implying Lex doesn't have a micropenis
Let's be honest, this is the real reason he's so butthurt at Superman. He has money, power, connections but none of this matters because every time he sees an alien in tight spandex, he's reminded how big Superman's dick is compared to his.
Everything else is just a halfassed fake justification.

>>92881558
I can see it.

>>92881558
But we never see Supe's outline in his spandex. If anything that implies that Clark has the micropenis.

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>>92881609

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>>92881558
dubs confirmed

>>92881475
They're measuring from the pubic bone. Adds a couple of inches.

>>92881663
They literally CGIed his dick out.

>>92881711
But they themselves say the scientific average is 5.5 in the text, and that researches also measure from the pubic bone for studies

>>92881724
ah

they're just fucking with ya then

>>92881240
Grodd's is a species not present on our Earth, anon. He could be hung the size of a two liteR Coke bottle for all we know and if he didn't start out that way he could have done it with SCIENCE.

>>92881876
t. Grodd

>>92881609
Every time there's an outline, it's always huge as fuck. God knows whether it's even a dick.

>>92881503
you know, at some point you just dont care anymore.
So yeah i have a small dick, im not insecure about it, i rarely get to use it anyways

>>92881475
it's a troll image anyway

http://blog.sherisranch.com/sex-advice/penis-size-myths/

>>92882139
I don't even enjoy sex.

When I'm thrusting away or she's sucking on my cock I just don't... feel much.
Even when I cum its not that amazing which I struggle to do with a partner.

Then again masturbation takes too long as well, takes a long time and I have to really crank it to finish the job.
I'm worried about my heart considering all the effort involved and how much pressure builds up in my chest but the Docs say my heart is healthy and I take regular walks.

>>92882101
Its just the pincers making it seem larger, its really only slightly above average

>>92882276
I don't know why you bother then
As soon as they come up with a robot that can have sex with me and tell me I love you I'm never leaving my apartment again
It will be like that video with those experiments they did on monkeys

>>92881876
>using liters
Here in the real world, we have gallons of Coke. You better get used to it if you want to continue using our image boards.

>>92882312
I've not had sex in ages, couple of times at a massage parlor had heard about for a long time and visited for curiosity's sake.

The girls were nice and the physical affection was pleasant but the actual sex itself wasn't anything special to me.

>>92882312
>tfw you'll die before robowaifus become available

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>>92881257
ITT ; Idiots fall for a bait image

>>92882661
Where? They were calling it out on its bullshit

>>92882319
Here in the US where it matters we oddly use liters for soda.

>>92881435
>Every other animal seems to realize it's not a good idea to put their dicks in a hole shit comes from.
Not if /an/ is to be believed about those 2 chihuahuas in that gay, abusive relationship.

>>92882748
>Not if /an/ is to be believed about those 2 chihuahuas in that gay, abusive relationship.
You're gonna have to expand on that little tidbit anon

>>92881558
These Daily Planet Op-eds are getting out of control

>>92881240
Serious question, why do humans have big penises for their size while gorillas have tiny ones?

I've heard that humans are actually quite unusual compared to a number of similar animals for having their penises out of scale with the rest of them.

>>92882911

Evolution driven by sexual selection.

>>92882988
so literally
>BIG DICK MASTER RACE

>>92882911
>>92882988
Gorillas form harems of females around a dominate Silverback, the Silverback doesn't have to compete for sex as his challengers fight him for the right to mate with all the harem. So sexual selection favours muscle buildup so gorillas can win at pre-intercourse sexual competition.

>>92883202
Until Tarzan comes along and cucks them with his mighty human penis, fucking all their chicks until those heaving hairy beasts are mindbroken

>"KYAA TARZAN-ZAMA, YOU ARE MAKING ME GO CRAZY AS YOU PIERCE MY APE CERVIX! I AM BECOMING A LEWD MONKEY!"

>>92882911
humans have sex recreationaly. meaning its more evolutionary advantageous to be better at sex

gorillas don't have sex recreationally. all that matters is being able to secure the prosperity of the offspring

>>92881240
You guys are so silly, not all girls are rabid sizequeens that can't get off unless they're being turned inside out.

Pro-tip: It's not about the dick, it's about the man the dick is attached to

>>92883429
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>>92883429
This is 4chan you think any of them know or cares about that other than circlejerking on an on about women are whores and sluts?

>>92883467
No one has said that in this thread so far apart from you.

>>92883498
Did i say "this thread" or did i say "4chan"

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>>92883157
>Horses
>Whales

>>92883534
>Horses
>Bunch of fussy gelded cucks that die if they lie down

>Whales
>Keep getting genocided by the Japanese

Pussies

>>92881435
But only humans invented the anal douche to handle that problem.

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>>92883293
Why, Anon?
Why?

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>>92883655
You're an anal douche.

>>92883467
I was about to post that maybe not all women care about size but all women are whores and sluts but you beat me to it

>Must have put my dick in a pussy, or I am not a real man.
>Ew, a pussy! Gross!
Can someone explain this attitude? As a dude, I don't get it.

>>92881257

>if it hurts you you are just not adequately aroused enough

>people actually fell for this infographic

lol

>>92881435
>Every other animal seems to realize it's not a good idea to put their dicks in a hole shit comes from.
Proofs for this claim

>>92881257
i don't understand the penis measuring are they going into the skin.

>>92884303
what's the problem?
proper stretching and extra foreplay will allow any woman to fit a larger than normal dick inside them

>>92882748
>>92882829
Yoooo, my nigga. I was the one that convinced the OP to tell his parents to treat their dogs better and identified the abusive self-destructive relationship between the two dogs.

That was a crazy thread. I still have some of the pics saved somewhere on my old laptop, but I'll be assed if I'm going to go through the trouble of uploading them all just for you.

>OP posts pics of two of parent's chihuahuas he's dog sitting
>One keeps humping the other and when he tries to get them to stop, the humper goes nuts
>I tell him that it's akin to a prison relationship where the two dogs are acting out because their home life is so unbelievably shitty
>Had to go to work, but I believe the two dogs were removed from parent's care and OP got two new chihuahuas because he felt like he failed the other two or something
>I wanted to be in the other thread too, but I had to go to work again, so I missed all of it

>>92884531
Yeah man, a 140 cm girl is going to take that monster cock through and through.

>>92881435
completely wrong. Hell there's documented evidence of a male elephant fucking a male rhino up the ass.


Have you ever seen a dog hump? They neither know nor care where the hole is, they just keep thrusting and hope it goes into something

>>92884561
>a girls height determines her vaginal length
the things dicklets say to make themselves feel good about being below 8.5 inches

>>92884772
So you're telling me that vaginal length is the same for all women?

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>>92883293
This is some next level shit

>>92884825
no, I'm saying that a woman's height does not determine her vaginal length much like how a man's height doesn't determine his dick size

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>>92883293
>I AM BECOMING A LEWD MONKEY!
My fucking sides

>>92884825
Hardly.

Though sometimes Anal sex really is the answer when a woman finds vaginal too painful.

Since the length of the anus is pretty endless in comparison, you aren't going to be hitting anything up there unless you are one hell of a mutant

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>>92886182
>tfw you hit a prostate

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Would you rather have the strength of a gorilla but also the micropenis or a porn star dick but the strength of a puny neet?

>>92887697
Here's the thing, that neet can just start working out and have both. Unless he has some medical condition there's nothing stopping him from lifting some weights while watching cartoon/anime/etc.

>>92887746
Presumably the magical pornstar penis constantly saps the strength from your body to fuel itself, thus resulting in you being so weak.

And no matter how hard you train you will NEVER be anywhere close to as strong as even an average gorilla.

>>92887787
To be fair, no human will be has strong has an average gorilla. Humans are just built differently.
Speaking of porn star neet, I'm sure he could become a porn star and fill a certain niche of porn.

>>92887856
Pretty sure even 616 Captain America isn't as strong as a big Gorilla.

Movie Cap on the other hand who can curl helicopters in flight... he's more like UltCap.

>>92882701

No shit it had bullshit in it, it's a very clear troll image. That people took it seriously at all shows they fell for the bait.

>>92886182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY&list=PLNpIkQsevYM8Xr5CsRp1BkNqzYrWEhODu

>>92888676
No no, they were point out how it could have been made more convincing