Meanwhile.... at the legion of Doom
Does anyone have the courage to deliver the directions to the famous Baxter Building to I magneto?!
>>92879038
Alright first order of business, Bizarro stop masturbating into the cereal boxes, it's getting less and less charming the more you do it.
>>92879038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7VGbL4pxzk
>>92879038
If someone say the word pants one more time
>>92879038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUEqee7pO4
>>92879117
Okay, Bizarro am not cum in boxes any more.
Sup, guys? Can I stay at your place? Cap locked me out of Earth, and I need somewhere to sleep.
>>92879722
"That ... that means you *will* continue doing it, right?"
*head explodes trying to resolve stupid bizarro logic*
>>92879754
No, jerk.
>>92879754
>>92880113
Ya while it'd be great for that to finally end. I think we need to talk about this weeks plan for a change.
It's bullshit I did not hit her, I did not hit her I deeeed KNOTTT
Oh hai Legion of Doom
>>92880396
Oh hi Antman.
>>92880345
We know your plans, "Kill everyone Aquaman loves and then gloat about it for decades."
>>92880453
What's new with you?
Hahaha
>>92880493
How's your sex life?
>>92880503
I can't tell you it's confidential
Anyway how is your plan to Keel the Batman?
Sorry I'm late guys, I had to go pay my BOOST MOBILE ™ phone bill
>>92879059
no, but I can find out real fast. Alright, it's down main street by the Walmart
>>92880536
Yo Tommy-baby, what's with that kuhrazy accent of yours, are you sure you're Americano babe?
>>92880871
Haha
I am so lucky I have you as my best friend....and I love Lisa so much
>>92879038
Hey Lex... I'm trying to have a pizza delivered. Whats our address for this place?
>>92881654
Nice try Batman
>>92880468
Well at least I have one. Fucking fish people. Kill em' all.
why are we here
we aren't evil we just want to murder these two annoying insufferable angels
>>92879117
Hes not the real lex luthor! I am! He Is an Impostor!
>>92881822
Cool then. Can we fucking get on with the planning then. I have fish folk to fry here.
>>92881868
What if the impostor is a Leauge informant? Do you want to give away you plans?
>>92881891
>>92879117
Hold up a fucking minute then. Doesn't everyone have like, security cards or a password or something to get in here? Lex did you lose your shit to this guy?
>>92881942
Last time we had a meeting some kid in a red cap and green shirt managed to sneak in here demanding that we kill three obnoxious "dorks" as he called them.
...I decimated the whole Cul-De-Sac, and left him the only one standing. Whose the "Dork" now Kevin?
>>92879038
Look, can we hurry this shit up? I need to pick my kid up from school and I have to kill someone at 4:30.
>this thread
>>92882234
YOU DARE CALL THE FIRELORD AN "IDIOT"?! COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY I DON'T JUST CRUSH YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT CREATURE YOU ARE!
>>92882287
Oh don't be such a hothead.
>>92882472
THAT TEARS IT! DIE INSECT!
>>92879038
We seriously need to put a stop to these degenerate sjw-hipster cartoons pandering to lazy fat people and retarded introverts.
I am sick and tired of seeing their cringworthy, unlikable farting asses on the big screen.
If we don't put a stop to it then it will continue through the 2020s.
Where did our parenting go so wrong, /co/? I thought the 91-2005s would make them understand quality.
>>92882119
Pickle?
Gentlemen, Led Author has shown himself to be an incompetent leader! Therefore, I propose we get a new leader. That new leader..... Being..... Me!
>>92882715
I. Am. NOT a Pickle. I am Darkness Incarnate! One flick of my finger, and I shall drain the very life out of your pathetic little existence. I snap of my finger, and you shall be engulfed in Felfire! A simple whisper of a few words, and an Infernal would fall from the stars itself to crush your feeble bones to powder!
Now...,...
I suggest that we steal banks, in order to receive the funds for my latest project, the Rabbot 3.7
"So, have they started production on the Wonder Woman movie yet? Nobody's called me."
>>92882812
I think he was offering you a pickle,sir
Why do ya continue to plod around like gobbs, gettin' yer arse handed to ya by every Tom, Dick and Nancy who so muchs' look atcha.
Couldn't ya be doin something more worthwhile with all that supergeniusism?
Guys I broke the Bat! Stop ignoring me!
>>92882812
Oh shut it ya git! You'ze a grot dats grown to big fer 'is britches wot you'ze iz! Naow sit down an' shut yer gob, we'ze needz ta figa out where we'ze havin' owah next waaaugh!
Let the fun begin my children... Let the fun begin
>>92882812
GUL'DAN WHY A\RE YOU WASTING TIME WITH THESE MORTALS? GET YOUR BITCH ASS BACK TO THE TWISTING NETHER AND DO YOUR JOB OF FINDING ME NEW WORLDS TO BURN!!!!!!!!
Anyone up for Dorsia food?
>>92885218
Sure humie, Izit any Gud? I'ze Starvin'!
>>92881942
We use the US Senate security system
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/04/picture-this-senate-staffers-id-cards-have-photo-of-smart-chip-no-security/
>>92879738
No xenophobes allowed.
>>92879738
You can either get beat in or fuck in. Your choice.
G
Okay.
Which one of you fuckers stole the entire glue factory?
>>92885218
I think i might have the TIME for some.
>>92882812
Stinky hat.
>>92883442
I would like to see your angle about a possibility of my appearance in such a movie.
>>92885418
Bizarro did both, that's how he got in.
>>92882234
We wouldn't have this problem if I was in charge. Luthor is weak why do you all follow him, the age of Starscream is at hand.
Robo spider tits?
>>92890233
Hey, question, back in 1996, how come you didn't possess Terrorsaur but you did possess Waspinator? You know Waspinator was the Beast Era's punching bag, right?
They didn't let me in the Hall of Justice. My disguise was full proof!
>>92890159
I don't think he understood what we meant, but no one stopped either
So..uh..
Wonder Woman's Jewish?
>>92890233
>>92890893
Yeaaah, Grand Pa Star Scream, how come you didn't possess me!? We're family!
>>92891031
Only the new one. Lynda Carter wasn't Jewish.
>>92879038
Hey guys, whats my name again?
I say we all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
SO HAVE MY NEW ROBOT BOUNTY HUNTERS COME IN YET? IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN FIFTY YEARS.
>>92884913
They invited me here master.
>>92883499
Hrm, well in that case no thanks. Buuut since we are talking...refreshments...how about a nice cup of something to drink. Don't worry, it's...Mountain Dew, Heh heh heh heh heh.
>>92891457
Heeey wait a minute. Jack vanquished you and undid the future that was Aku!
>>92882116
He only thing I think of when I see legion of doom base is Darth Vader Stewie
>>92891547
IF THE FANS WANT HIM TO KEEP HIS (inoslent) WAIFU, THEN I GET TO KEEP MY LAIFU!
>>92891729
What ever you say, big guy.
>>92891729
Face facts, Aku. Your TIME is up!
Hello?..
Yeah, well, uh, maybe you shouldn't, uh, BOOTY CALL ME when I've got guests here! Ohhhh, God, she is so horny for me. Alright, that's the last of the W's. There's a "Z" left but, ugh, got that unibrow... eh, screw it, look up Zambrano. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from the flag corps, but uh... IT IS A NEW ERA! Heh heh heh heh...
...of loneliness...
...Oh, God.
>Pffft come on, Superman. Mr and his Monster Society of Evil is waaay more evil and villainous then those wannabes.
>>92879038
So what are we doing for Pride month?
Can i join to the club?
>>92892463
Guys I think I saw that Crown dude stalking me on my way to work this morning. Should I be worried?
"Take a good, long look at these chumps, Blue. By tomorrow, half of them will be six feet underground. Most of them alive."
"Whatever you say, sis. I call the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol."
>>92882659
That's great and all, but do you have a plan to kill Batman or not?
Shit, thank goodness I made it for today's meeting. I dropped off my dues at the front office.
>>92892608
Except for me and my kin, of course. we'd just dig ourselves out and cause more mayhem.
>>92892783
"Well then, Imma call up Pink and-"
"Blue, you fucking idiot. Pink is DEAD, remember?"
"Oh, yeah. Right. stupid rose quartz."
So, what happens after we kill all the superheroes? Then what do we do?
>>92892964
Have an orgy? That's what we were going to do, right? I'm pretty sure that's what we all agreed on. I even brought the condoms.
>>92892964
"Take over the world, duh!"
"And maybe we can lend you some planets WE'VE dominated personally."
>>92892859
>Rose Quartz
Funnily enough, that's one of the few types of Gem that ISN'T employed at my escort company.
I got Amethysts, Jaspers, Pearls, Peridots, and a few Zircons but no Rose Quartz Gems.
>>92892964
Wait until the alternate version pop in and then kill them. In the mean time the world is our won playground.
>>92893021
"GOOD."
Yo! The name's Jack Spicer, evil boy genius! But I'm sure my diabolical reputation has already proceeded me to all you fellow villainous masterminds here!PLEASE LET ME JOIN! PLEASE!
>>92893167
Eh, All I have to do is send a few Surveillance Robots over to that human zoo and I'll have 3-5 of 'em under my employ.
Hmm... I think I should send over some Defenders and Strafers just to be safe, Defenders kinda look like Quartz Gems and Strafers are our equivalent to Peridots.
>>92893320
"BOI YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING HUMANS I WILL COVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR HEARTLESS ASS INTO THE GROUND-"
"blue calm down ffs"
>>92892608
Heeeelloooo geo-ladies~
>>92879059
I procured on of Logan's myriad motorcycles, Magneto. I'll give you the directions while I ride bitch with you.
>>92882234
Namor says "Hi." We're a thing now. I think he gave me crabs.
>>92893656
"Alright, who the fuck invited Mordor"
"His name's Moltar-"
"I KNOW THAT"
>>92884145
jump on it
Gentleman, who should I give my dark greetings to today?
>>92884145
Good Lord, who let McCoy in?
Same thing we do every night....
Try to take over the world.
>>92893994
We had a date before, Yellow, calm down.
>>92893235
Nevah heard of ya.
>>92894402
Moulter - as in feathers falling off?
>>92894470
No. Molt, as in molt-en lava. I'm a Lavamin.
>>92894402
"Oh yeah, I remember not calling you after the date because you told the waiter to CANCEL MY STEAK"
>>92894601
YOU DIDN'T ORDER THE STEAK YOU ORDERED THE LOBSTER
"Who dared steal DOOM's I.P. ?!"
>>92894646
"BULLSHIT I WANTED STEAK YOU WERE JUST FORCING YOUR HIPPIE DIET ON ME"
>>92894682
LADY, I'LL GET THE CHECK. I ORDERED A TACO. YOU ORDERED LOBSTER, BUT DEMANDED STEAK
>>92894729
"I WAS REALLY DAMN HUNGRY OKAY
>>92894747
SEE!? RIGHT HERE! YOU ORDERED A LOBSTER
>>92891991
PUNS. I HAVE A ROBOT FOR THAT. AND A ROBOT THAT SCATS, TOO.
>>92891799
YOU YOU YOU YOU.
>>92894774
"AND A STEAK"
"Also, who the fuck orders a taco at a fancy restaurant?"
Excuse me. Hot water, please.
>>92894824
Cause it was a MEXICAN RESTAURANT!
>>92894831
Lemme hold your cup for a second.
>>92891278
isn't it lord moldybutt?
>>92894886
"WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE SERVING LOBSTERS AND STEAK AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT"
>>92894886
....very well. Thank you.
>>92894926
I can't believe I cancelled my 3 O'clock to attend this poor excuse of a meeting.
>>92894926
YOU'RE THE BIMBO WHO ORDERED THEM
>>92895003
>>92895003
"well you can only blame yourself for attending this mess"
>>92895004
"WELL THEY WERE ON THE MENU"
>>92895076
We trying to expand.
>>92895108
"NO ONE ASKED YOU, FU MAN CHUMP"
Gentlemen..... Did you get the money for the Rabbot 3.7?
>>92895235
"I believe we have bigger issues than money right now"
So...question. If I bang the hero, let's say, just a little bit, nothing much, y'know, maybe two or three times...do I lose my villain membership card? I like the shopper's discounts.
How do you do, fellow supervillains? Any, ah, juicy evil plots being cooked up today?
>>92895345
all the fucking way, my dude.
>>92895033
My rhinoplasty is flawless, you simpering troglodyte.
>>92895341
You fool! I am the new leader to your Legion of Doom! You should all be listening to me!!
so which of you are children and which are just intellectually subnormal?
>>92895677
And which of you are both?
>>92895455
YOU BLASTIED THE RHINO!?
>>92895611
"But sir the bees have taken all the money and legitimate control of the Legion of Doom."
>>92895778
Tell me, do you want to become obsessed with the works of Rob Liefeld? I mean sexually.
>>92895392
>>92895938
You ever see Stan Lee naked?
Why does the LOD's HQ look like Stewie's Darth Vader helmet?
>>92893235
Can we PLEASE stop letting children into the Legion of Doom? It's getting ridiculous.
>>92895392
Oh hey Stalin, nah not much, just trying to figure out how to beat the 25 random Heroes that barge at the top of the Nighthold all the time to kill me and loot my warm corpse.
>>92896226
I'LL THANK YOU PEOPLE TO STOP BRINING THAT UP
>>92896143
I'm a telepath. I've seen everyone naked.
>>92896331
GIANT SIZED MAN THING! EXCELSIOR!
>>92896368
>>92896708
I liked it better when you weren't here. And you where Psylocke.
>>92896785
How goes being Edward Cullen's waifu?
>>92896987
How's being the x-men's whore?
>>92897090
Simply delicious.
>>92896261
What do you mean, "You People", Degenerate Criminal Trash??
>>92890812
Yes, we need more of this. Get Luthor to make more, tell him it's one of Superman's weaknesses
>>92894820
>A ROBOT THAT SCATS
Hey man, whatever floats your boat, I don't judge
Hey! Sorry to barge in here, we're in the swamp because Man-Thing (eh-heh)..Sorry...Uh, He had a fight with some big-ass grumpy guy called "Swamp" thing...So I need to take a dump, and Swamp-Thing got all pissed off and .....Wait..Are you bad guys?
OH FUCK EVERYBODY HIDE I THINK THE COPS ARE AT THE DOOR
>>92900886
I thought Lex paid off the cops to not bug us unless there's a wild animal on the loose. No offense Killer Croc, Cheetah, Black Manta, Killer Moth, and every other animal-themed guy.
>knock knock
Hello, police here, we have a search warrant so if you would please oblige with our investigation, that'd be great!
>>92902263
"Sureeeeeeeee friend come right in!"
*cough* ready the lever *cough*
>>92902638
WHICH ONE, THERE'S LIKE, THREE!
>>92904546
*cough*"The one that gets rid of him!"*gag* *cough*
>>92890233
You couldn't lead ant-droids to a picnic.
Holy shit I was gone for like 20 minutes. Who the fuck invited all these losers. Lex where the fuck are you?
>>92906043
"secretly browsing /d/ like he always does"
>>92906056
I knew he was a perv.
>>92906043
The next meeting we have, I'm bringing up ideas on how to keep Children villains for attending. This is supposed to be Adults only.
>>92902263
*Life Steals*. There problem solved.
How are these threads still a thing
>>92907977
They're pretty fun.
>>92907300
Seconded
>>92907977
>>92908104
Well you see. Villains are cool. Heroes aren't. And that's why we get our own thread.