ITT: explain why you still read this cringey, unfunny comic

I only ever see it in the context of people roasting it for being so bad.

>>92878614
I don't read strips unless I see robutt

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Does he still have guest comics where people shit all over his characters? Those were fun.

>>92878614
sounds like *you* need to explain it, OP

>>92878614
Because people like you keep posting it on /co/

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Love for my cute waifu(male).

>>92878614
The autistic girl needs to stop talking and just get naked.

>>92878614
God. She's so fucking disgusting. More disgusting than Flourite. No one gives a shit about her dumbass jokes and attraction for the fucking little robot. Why is there a hot softie daddy and a twink pining for her pregnant looking self for I will never know

>>92878614
I have not read a single strip of it outside /co/.

>>92879019
This. I like the reactions in the threads to the authors incompetence.
I also found out my 70 year old Korean War vet coworker reads this shit unironically and its absolutely bewildering.

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>>92878614
I will read just about anything with lesbians or potential lesbians in it. Unfortunately.

>>92878614
I was lured in by the indie music references, but then the almost-not-terrible hipster comedy gave way to this dumb bullshit and I got sick of it after a while. I still stuck with it way longer than I'd like to admit though.

Wait this thing started in 2003 right

How the fuck has it gone on so long?

>>92878614
Did the tranny already mutilate his dick with hormones and surgery? If so, why bother trying to look like a man now?

>>92879405
By taking about 8 months for a day to pass in-comic.

Oh, and lots of yelling bird strips.

>>92878920
>waifu(male)
You don't need to do the (male) thing. A waifu is a waifu. I mean are you trying to convince us Anons or yourself?

Just chill.

>>92879342
I thought I hated the oversaturation of dykes, but nope class envious commies are far worse.

>>92878614
because i've been reading it for almost 10 years and i hate myself

>>92879553
only the original is funny in of itself because of martin's horrified expression juxtaposed with the 'you're beautiful' it's like you can actually hear the "Curb your Enthusiasm" theme softly starting up

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>>92879579
https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

Better?

>>92879597
The panel with the tranny standing there in total suspense, no dialogue to be had, only prolonged awkward silence silence as the atmosphere is so tense you could cut it with a knife, with martin staring blankly, seemingly utterly unsure how to proceed and going back over every decision he ever made to get to this moment...he notices the silence has been going too long and every second this goes on ratchets up the tension in the room...he racks his mind for a suitable response..."you're beautiful"

WHY IS THIS COMIC STILL IN EXISTENCE

I HAVENT READ THIS FOR A YEAR

I JUST CAUGHT UP

LITERALLY NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

WHERE ARE THE JOKES

NONE OF IT IS FUNNY

WHY

WHY

FUCKING FAMILY CIRCUS IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN ANY OF THE FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS COMIC

HOW LONG TIL THE DYKE CHICK GOES ROBOT LESBIAN

>>92878614
So is she actually mentally/socially impaired?

>>92878614
Why didn't let her return the toilet paper, and offer to clean her asshole for her?

>>92881152
yeah she has autism. explicitely

>>92878614
>dude autism lmao

>>92878614
Someone keeps posting it here and I read it out of morbid curiosity. I have literally no idea who abyone is or what they're doing but I actually think that helps .

>>92878614

I never understood how it could keep going.
Nothing has happened for the very start.
Even in a webcomic context, where zany happenings and impossible coincidences can be made, nothing interesting has ever transpired.

It's just so vapid and bland.

>>92881327
There's particular ways to package blandness and vapidity which induces a certain brand of idiot to lap it up and throw their money at it. Clearly the comic managed to tap into that.

>>92881383

I suppose it's "Comforting", so to speak? In a newspaper comic kind of way.
You just read it.
Nothing to understand. Nothing to emote at. Nothing to root for or against.
It just happens, and it fills the void for a minute or two.

>>92878614
That guy on the left is the worst Micheal Jackson impersonator I have ever seen.

>>92878614
I keep hoping for naked Marigold.

>>92881391
This desu

I've been following it for a few years and I'll probably keep doing so just because I'm already invested in the characters so I may as well

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>>92878614
fan made porn opportunities

>>92878614
routine.
im a creature of habbits.

>>92878732
kek

>>92882313
This. Potential nudes are where its at

Holy shit imagine being a cuck with a busted hand.

How does Jeph come up with these crazy characters?

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>>92878732
those were the good times

>>92878614
I'm asking that to myself every day when I read a new one and still couldn't answer that precisely.

The last arc that I actually enjoyed in it was fucking years ago when Marten and Dora were still together and I don't think that I've even liked anything after that.

>>92882351
This is why I literally put the domain name on my content blocker.

>>92878614
Is every character in this comic mentally challenged?

>>92883263
that's how I got myself out of going to sinfest every day. this isn't nearly as bad as that became when I dropped it though. I forget what pushed me over the edge, I think it was making Monique a lesbian. I know one of the last strips had something to do with Slick and his mirror counterpart and the sexbot factory. oh well, nothing lost there apparently given >>92879342

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>>92883279
Not yet, but it's getting there. Author is adding special snowflakes as fast as humanly possible.

One issue I have with this (and other forced diversity type comics) is straight people are 96%+ of the population. Trans is like 0.4% or something.

>>92878614
Because you post it on /co/ and I read everything.

>>92879408
That's the brother

>>92878614
I honestly have no idea.

>>92883434
this is my fetish

>>92883579
It takes place in an ultra-liberal college town though, that skews things.

>>92883579

Not that I consider the comic any good, but you do understand that just because a particular demographic small, it doesn't mean they don't exist, right?

And that's before you bring in rule of drama, which makes all kinds of unlikely stuff more likely.

>>92878614
The same reason we watch reality TV, read up on Chris-Chan, or rubberneck a car-crash

>"At least my life isn't *that* bad..."

>>92878614
Edits.

>>92881397
underrated post

>>92883579
those numbers were probably accrued before trendsexuals happened

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>used to be nothing but humans as background characters
>now nothing but robots

would be a cool storyline if the robots were slowly exterminating the human race but the cast was too far up its collective boipussy to notice, but Jeff isn't that creative

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>>92886223

>>92878614
Wait does that tranny from the "This is me" have an automail arm now ?

>>92888277
That's her "totally not twin" brother.

>>92878614
He should just write about AIs trying to assimilate into human society with lots of robots waifus instead of all the other shit.

Sometimes Marigold is in it and she's mai waifu. I genuinely wish I had a girl like her in my life. I've never had a gf who shared any of my interests.

>>92883579
I'd like to see what the stats would be in a world with no pressure to go with the opposite sex.

I think most people are bisexual to some degree. It's just that most are straight-leaning.

>>92889463
Then look back 20 years ago, before trans became a fad.

Any poor soul contribute to Hack's patreon and want to post the bonus comic so the rest of us don't have to encourage him shilling for shekels? The completionist in me wants to see it