/co/ I bet you don't really want to hurt anyone You probably

>>92873209
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HUUURRRT MEEE

>>92873209
Kill or be killed.

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>>92873209

>>92873209
I swear to god if the mods don't permaban DC marketers on sight this board will become /tv/

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Watch out Steven. I'm an edgy fuck. I'd like nothing better than to put all your friend's heads inside of steel clamps and squeeze them until they pop like over ripe melons.

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>>92873209

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You're right, I don't want to physically hurt anyone.
Mentally and emotionally is another thing though. It's why I always self insert as the bull when I watch porn and I spread rumors about my friends to ruin their love lifes. Its also why i purposefully maintain a huge friend network. Im at the point where i can only get off if I'm doing someone else's girlfriend raw. And they'll do it raw if you convince them their boyfriend is unfaithful too. All you need is old photos of them with their old girlfriends to show to their current girlfriend and then to hang out with their old girlfriend and tell the boyfriend about it. When he gets super pissy, new girlfriend gets jelly and that's when you swoop right in there.

>>92873376
BTW I call this the "Lover's Eurostep".

Patent pending.

I really want to kill everyone over fifty. They act like they're the only ones who know anything when they're the biggest idiots of all, and the planet is suffering for it.

>>92873376
>>92873460

Nah, you don't actually do any of that stuff, you just fantasize about doing it.

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>>92873209
>We're all sharing right now

Well as long as we're being honest...

I wanna fuck your surrogate mom, Steven.

>>92873376
>>92873460
I lost all suspension of disbelief the moment you implied you had friends.

When Lars dead I'm so happy
I'm actually waiting for that moment for a long long time in my dreams
Now it actually came true
:^)

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>>92873695
Is this supposed to prove something? That could be literally anyone who posted a stupid picture online. Quit trying to roleplay your fantasy on a Jamaican bobsledding board, no one's impressed.

>>92873209
Lose weight.

I'm starting to find writing fapfiction unsatisfying because what I really want is recognition for what I write which I can't get when I don't tell anyone I'm doing it.

>>92873209

Steven is for sexual

>>92873804
OK :^)

>>92873859
You could always expand your horizons.

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>>92873209
you are a fat smelly turbo autist. please kill yourself

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>>92873695
>>92873892

that is not your picture, you just took it off of a porn website so you could lie about being a sociopath on the internet.

http://ar.sex.com/pin/53881285-snapchat/

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>>92873209
Bitch, I'm just here to steal hearts and destroy universes.

Also, your mom was a wanker.

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>>92873376
>I always self insert as the bull when I watch porn
how can one person be so autistic?

>>92873938
Why is that man in a shower?

>>92873998
cleaning himself of all unclean thoughts

>>92873965
That's some good detective work, son. You caught me red handed. It's not like I could have posted that image there anyway.
I am a sociopath though, I just like fucking with the people here because meta-sociopath humor is funny. Maybe I'll do a better job next time :^)

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>>92873965

>people actually pretend to be a terrible person

I don't understand, if you're going to lie on the internet, wouldn't you lie about being something good? What is wrong with you, anon? Tell me.

>>92873376
sure you do buddy, we believe you

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>>92874063

>Heh, nice try kid, but I was actually pretending to be retarded. Nothing personnel, i'm just so twisted. mom is gonna freak when she finds out i lied on the internet

>>92873209
oh i don't really say anything mean on here though and plus i like everyone's honest snarkiness on here it makes me laugh

>>92874063
You're not a sociopath, you're a faggot with too much time on his hands and means of gratification. Don't delude yourself.

>>92874071
I'm actually super nice in person but I have some BAD thoughts running through my head all day. I troll and pretend to be mean on here to get an outlet so I don't do bad things IRL.

>>92874071
stage three chronic turbo autism

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>>92874124

this is you right now

>>92873209
i honest to god hate steven, the CGs, and the townies to the fucking core. i have an utter disdain for them and honestly hope for a homeworld wins ending

>>92874122
>>92874103
Triggered?
How about we talk about why what I posted is so bad. Why are you taking such offense to it but not to other posts itt, such as the one claiming to want to put a person's head into steel clamps?
:^)

>>92874124
Jesus fucking Christ i have never seen this level of autism

>>92874159
Why do you think that? Could you elaborate?

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>>92874182

CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN

>>92874063
>I am a sociopath though
you're a boring teenager

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>>92874182
this has to be some kind of fucking joke. i have never seen someone so fucking dumb

>>92873376
>>92874182

Have we finally done it? Have we finally find the most autistic person on /co/?

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>>92873979

Oh yeah, she had more gentleman callers than 911!

>>92874182
>>92874124
>>92874063
>>92873695
>>>/v/ >>>/r9k/

>>92874235
>>92874258
Can you please stop acting like children and talk like adults? This place is intended for use by people over 18. Let's discuss why you take offense.

>>92874063

*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*

nothing personal kid

>>92874277
>likes steven universe
>is a massive edgy autist making absolutely abhorrent posts
like potter.
now if only he was Canadian, then we'd have the autism triangle

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>>92874314

Hey look, I found your sonic OC too.

>>92874314
>self diagnosed """""sociopath""""" spreading edgy lies about his life on a mongolian throat singing forum
>telling anyone else theyre underage
it has to be a joke

>>92874314
It's not offensive, it's just incredibly - pardon my Reddit - cringe-inducing. Like, you're that faggot who makes enough poetry on his MySpace page and blasts My Chemical Romance from his room all day long.

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>>92874277
>implying those posts were autistic
I'm seeing more rage and autism in the responses. People seem to be posting insults and whining instead of discussing the actual problem with what was posted.

>>92874361
>>92874375
>>92874381
Please, stop throwing around ad hominem. Let's discuss why the original post in this reply chain flustered you all so much. This is a thread to discuss and share feelings, but it's not going to help if you guys keep throwing insults and don't open up.

Let's be adults here.

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>>92874388
>post edgy autistic horseshit
>get made fun of because you are autistic
>"lol u just dont want discussion *tips fedora*
holy shit, just unironically hang yourself

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>>92874388
>People laughing at you must mean they're autistic because they're reacting
Keep telling yourself that kid.

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>>92874446
>>92874449
I'm still waiting for an actual discussion on the subject matter of the original post. If you want to keep crying like a child separated from his minecraft game, continue on, I suppose.

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>/co/blr strikes again

>>92874500

t. coldsteel

>>92874487
heres the discussion: your post was the most autistic thing ever posted on this website. hang yourself. discu

>>92874487
This isn't something that can be taught little guy, it is something that has to be learned by yourself, like a revalation. Don't worry, I'm sure years later you'll look back upon your self and understand, and you'll think "Holy shit I was such a fucking faggot!"

>>92874532
Right, now what makes you feel that way? What exactly in the post has upset you?

>>92874487

Okay, but only if you post a timestamped picture of your asshole. No shooping, i'll be able to tell if you shooped the timestamped in.

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>this thread

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>>92873209

Its called banter, buddy, sorry you're too much of a fag to get it

>>92874554
>Just his asshole
>Doesn't even demand a sharpie in it

What's become of tradition?

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>>92874550
Interesting. What is it that you feel a person can only learn on their own? Also, again, why are you so upset by the original post in this reply chain? Which exact phrases did you in? Does it hit a personal chord in some way? Why does this offend you, where an actual threat of murder does not?

>>92874552
>edgy 12 year old pretends to be a fedora tipping intellectual asking for "discussion" about why his edgy posts were autistic on a taiwanese boat carving forum
this is some chris-chan tier retardation

>>92873209
the literal worst character on the show. i want to see his fucking face bashed in

>>92874629
Elaborate.

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>>92873209
>FUCK YOUR SHIT STEVEN GONNA CUM ON GREG'S ASS
>I'M GONNA CUT OFF PEARL'S HEAD AND THEN SELL IT FOR CASH
>IF YOU DARE COME AT ME, BETTER COME AT ME STRONG
>I'LL BREAK YOUR SORRY ASS GEM LIKE GREG FUCKED YOUR MOM
>I'M TAILS THE FOX, YOU LITTLE BITCH AND MY SHOWS ON TOP
>NOW GET BACK TO SUCKING LARS, YOUR ONLY SUCCESS WILL BE TO USE A MOP!!!

>>92874781
yep its confirmed. this show attracts retards

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>>92874781

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>>92874781
>my shows on top
>CN barely even advertises sonic boom.

>>92874802
Edgy opinion there, pal. Surely the neurodiverse are attracted to various fandoms, and it's not nice for you to stereotype.

>>92874802
You're talking about Steven Universe, right?

>>92874893
No, I think he's talking about Samurai Jack. They always falseflag in SU threads.

the edgy faggot is probably just an immigrant from /pol/ or something. i seriously doubt anyone with that little self-awareness has been here that long

>>92874979
I was about to chew you out for blaming everything on /pol/, but seeing as how it's become the new /b/ thanks to the influx of Redditfags, I have to admit you do have a point.

>>92874554
Nigga thats gay.
Nigga you gay.

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>>92874487
what is there to discuss? you type like an underage faggot so people are laughing at you. if you earnestly don't get why being an edgy tryhard is autistic then screencap your posts and look at them again in about 10 or so years and you'll understand.

>>92874979
no, thats just /sug/. theres a reason why theyre banned

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>>92874948
>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I PARADOT, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLY BORING SHOW UPON THE WORLD

>>92875044
>theres n-nothing to discuss of course!
The catchphrase of a weak man with absolutely zero arguments. Seriously, can we please discuss this as though we aren't seven year olds? Could it seriously be that difficult for you to arrange an argument with citations on the original post specifying where exactly it hurt your feelings?

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>tfw life is just a monotonous stream of small disappointments wrapped around enormous failures
>tfw no one truly cares for you, they merely tolerate you
>tfw parents can't stand you because you've been a parasite, freeloading off their goodwill
>tfw you will die having accomplished less than nothing
>tfw slowly drifting away from reality
>tfw spending every waking moment looking forward to sleep so you can be with cartoon waifu
>tfw waifu cucks me in my dreams
just massacre me fampai

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>>92875140
>guys, please i just want to have a serious discussion
loving every laugh. next you'll tell me you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>92875738
I see this isnt going anywhere. Whenever you're ready to grow up and have a proper discussion, I'll be right here.
If you want to continue to insult and shitpost however, go right ahead, I suppose.

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>>92873209

>>92873209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

I was a mega fan of SU up until it became shit. Stopped watching a Room for Ruby, figured I'd wait to see what happens next. Turns out Lars is a main character now, so FML I got out at a good time.

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>>92875876
ok

faget

>>92876066
It started out shit and has been fluctuating back and forth between decent and bad since the beginning, don't pretend like it used to be good.

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>>92874063
>>92874182
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>>92874388
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>>92874552
>>92874623
Holy shit this guy

>>92876227

It started shit, got good, got REALLY good, then got average, then got shit again.

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>>92874781
cute post anon

>>92873376
>>92873460
Mitch. We all know you're doing it, slut.

>>92876401
I dropped it after Know Your Fusion and have only watched the first few season 5 episodes but I enjoyed it about as much as The Return/Jailbreak and the Peridemption arc, I stand by the quality of the show coming in waves. Still haven't watched the episodes I skipped though, maybe never will.

>>92876580

Maybe it got good again, but man nothing I'm hearing about the new episodes is exciting me.

>>92876738

homeworld adventures and lars stops being a cunt. the ominous shit at the end of townie episodes right before it is neat too.

>>92873209
No we act mean because a portion hates themselves, another is as you described, another is just that misanthropic, and the last portion just does it for the shits and giggles.

>>92876879

Lars should have stopped being a cunt like 2 seasons ago. Everything they're doing now just feels like too little too late. This show's biggest problem is that the pacing is fucking awful

>>92876918

Yeah, all of this feels like should've already happened. Better late than never though.

>>92876738
fwiw, I fucking hated Lars and townies in general, but I'm also one of the people really into the alien shit so a homeworld arc is right up my alley, and they somehow managed to develop Lars into something resembling a likable character which I thought was impossible. I'm also liking the diamonds being actual characters instead of just future plot points. But if you don't care about the diamonds or get excited for new gems then you probably don't need to worry about it.

>>92876957

I'd be more excited if all the designs I've been spoiled on weren't fucking awful.

>>92877021
Honestly, they've grown on me which is more than I can say for Bismuth and Smoky Quartz but I definitely get that since I felt pretty similar when they leaked. I think part of it is the voices and personal mannerisms bring out a lot more appeal than just looking at a picture. I'd say Paddy is conventionally cute though.

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>>92873209
... I hate you.

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>>92876904
>and the last portion just does it for the shits and giggles.

>>92873209
>you're afraid
Maybe
t. alexithymiac

>>92873209
>I fucking hate myself, I hate my family I hate my co-workers, I hate everyone on this board I hate this bedside I hate my addiction Coca-Cola, I hate myself for not being able to do the most simplistic thing ,I hate that I'm afraid of the death and on the other hand I really wanna die.

So yeah there might be true with what are you saying

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>>92873209
Not hurting people is for the weak cucks....

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Judgemental Morganite says no

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>>92874063
>>92874182
>>92874314
>>92874443
>>92874388
>>92874487
>>92874552
>>92874623
>>92874781

We're sharing too much.

>>92874124
And you think this is rare? Don't flatter yourself.

>>92873209
you have two vaginas for a nose

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>>92873209
So /co/, what is worse?

Good person pretending to be bad?
Or bad person pretending to be good?

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>>92873209

>>92873209
Yes, but turning you female friends and loved ones into my brood sows isn't hurting, is it?

>>92873209
Steven, that message won't reach anyone who needs it here. /co/ is full of pansies. Try Kiwi Farms.

>>92881677
Bad person pretending to be good. Because they WILL crack.

>>92873209
I had cancer as a kid, I never got to finish school and the treatment stunted my growth so I'm now 5" and disabled at 21 with no hopes of a future, of course I'm a bitter vindictive shit I got any hope of a happy future stolen from me through no fault of my own and I'm the lucky one given the situation I was put in, I survived

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>>92873209
>You're right mortal, I don't want to hurt you.
>I WANT TO DESTROY YOU.

>>92876289
This needs to be capped

>>92873209
>I'm not in touch with my emotions if I discourage crying in public
Fuck you, talking hot shit about emotions and masculinity yet unable to read between the lines. There's work to be done, straighten up, son.

I like to fuck my friends girlfriends. I've never had one myself, though.

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>>92882724

>>92873209
>You probably just act mean because deep down you're afraid you're weak
Still upset over Faust calling Steven Universe a girl's show, Sugar?

Pitiable.

>>92873209
>You probably just act mean because deep down you're afraid you're weak
That's called projecting you fat, blubbering man-titted worthless little gnome.

>>92883087

I like to lie and tell obviously fake stories about cucking people on the internet, and repost easily sourcable images as fake evidence. When I get caught for clearly lying, I use mental gymnastics to convince myself I've truly cucked all the people laughing at me and I am a mastermind. Then I will claim sociopathy, as an argument for why I don't care that I'm the only one in the room pretending I'm not a loser.

>>92873209
So? You just act sanctimonious because youre outwardly weak, and use it as a subversive weapon against people who actually aspire and work towards removing weakness.

>>92881677
Bad person pretending to be good. They can't keep up the facade and eventually revert back to their old habits - not all, maybe some.

Good person pretending to be bad isn't worse because they'll inherently be good and do the virtuous option, they prolly only act bad because they got a shit card played to them in their lives and don't want to show any vulnernability.

Speaking empirically.

Weak people are hypocrites because they can't protect themselves but don't want to die

>>92883357
I like to trigger the easily trigger anons online who have untreated emotional issues by making light of the things that have hurt them in the past. Two sentences is all it takes to make a person lose their shit.

you're right steeby

i don't even like stepping on caterpillars, they did nothing wrong

I gave one of my flings during my exchange program a lot of alcohol and "accidentally" knocked her down a flight of stairs once I heard she was pregnant. She still ended up giving birth but the baby has FAS and a leg deformity. Luckily though, she doesn't have the means to collect or contact me because she's stuck in Ukraine.

I engage in bug chasing

I throw banana peels on the highway whenever there's a curve ahead

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>>92883701
>People are responding to me becuase they're triggered by past emotional experiences
>It's totally not that my edgyness is so pathetically laughable that then can't help but keep feeding me in the hope that I'll say more stupid shit.
>Yeah, I'm loathed not mocked, totally villain tier.
Kek. Keep dancing for us monkey. Your stupidity is hilarious.

>>92883701

There is nothing wrong with being triggered by someone who is either lying or telling the truth about fucking others' wives and girlfriends. It is completely normal to be offended by this, which is precisely why you chose it, and you know it. You specifically chose that lie to tell about yourself in order to bait the perfectly normal reaction of defending relationships, just so you could feel power over others. Youre the only one who is claiming there is something wrong about not being okay with someone saying they're fucking your wife.

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>>92873209
You're a good kitty, Steve, but even good kitties have to keep their claws sharp. Not everybody sees the lines that you instinctively won't cross.

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>>92883873
So why do you keep responding?
>>92883987
>completely normal to be offended by this
I don't think so. Media includes jokes about infidelity all the time in adult sitcoms, infidelity has always been a classic plot point in literature and storytelling, prominent cartoons such as Star Vs are literally building character arcs around cuckoldry, and in this very thread people have made uncontested posts referencing murder and abuse. It's odd that this specific thing, fucking another person's lover, gets everyone here so damn triggered where other sinful acts do not. I mean we have edgelords on this very board oggling children's cartoon characters, telling people to kill themselves, and worse but the guy who makes a post about adultery is the one who crossed the line?

The ones in here doing mental gymnastics are the people who took offense to that post while posting on 4chan.

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>>92883987
>there's nothing wrong with being trigg-
>bait the perfectly normal reaction...
So you fell for the bait like an idiot. Case closed.

>>92884334
>>92884368
I don't think anyone here is offended. Like, if I said I've been on the moon and killed a moonman, no one is going to be offended but they'll certainly mock me for me thinking that anyone was going to believe it. I'd also say, it's not that your story is that outlandish itself but that you present it with such poorly curated angst that you read just like some teen or person with poor social experience attempting to impress others by acting like what he thinks would be offensive.

People aren't nervously laughing at you in hopes to reassure that some gay cuck story is untrue.

They're just laughing that you're acting like some gay cuck story is impressive/happened in the first place.

I hope this was informative!

>>92884511
>such poorly curated angst
What angst are you referring to? The one you self inserted? Can't a man just open up in the sharing thread?

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>>92873209
OK, OK, you’re right! I can’t hide it anymore. You’ve seen through my tough, blustery exterior and into my soft, mushy, good-hearted center. It’s true: I’m not this bad. I guess I was just afraid to show my real feelings, but you knew it all along, didn’t you? I may be rough around the edges, but, deep down, I’m a good person, and... I don’t hate you. In fact, I sorta like you... I mean, I actually, I sort of, more than like you, I... I really like you... I really, really like you, and well, heck, I... I like you so much, that, you might say that I actually... love... that I actually... love...

>>92873209
Of course I don't want to hurt anyone, but that's just being a naive and stupid human. This who world belongs to death, and it is built on bones, and blood, and a million million years of pain and suffering.

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>>92884511
People are offended. Nobody types a response to anything unless it's affected them on some level. And usually if it's because it's funny, it's just a "kek" or a reaction image. The kind of responses you see in here indicate a lot of hurt feelings or people trying to hide that.

If it was anything else, we'd commonly see people writing these kind of long detailed responses and green text posts all over the rest of the site for every little thing and picture posted. People can sit here and try to pretend they're pointing and laughing at an asinine post, but the particular reaction and it's sustained length are indicative that a lot of people here have something up with them relating to it. It's not the same response you get for other sins, and it's no the simple laughs you get for other laughable and ridiculous posts. It really does seem like nervous laughing.

>>92884897
Fucking top Kek. Do you really not understand the irony of what you're trying to convey, or are you just that desperate for attention?

>>92884334

It's because those things are interesting, and it makes sense that people will remark upon an obvious lie you made up just to be difficult. I don't think it's out of line for fidelity to be a concern for young adults. Obviously you yourself cope with it by contextualizing everyone you can as a cuck and writing incompetent lies about being a bull.

I don't understand how a person who brags about lying about fucking other people's girlfriends can claim to be above this. It would have been impressive if you actually fucked someone's girlfriend but you didn't. You just lied and got caught because it was obvious. But please, continue to idolize and imitate a bull because you want to be one but can't get any.

>>92873236
reeee undermeme reeeee

>>92884934
There isn't any irony. If you go back to the original post which started all of this and read through every single reply thereafter, it's pretty clear. People's feelings are hurt. And it doesn't make sense why.
Why do people take offense to that? It can't be because it's offensive because far more offensive material was posted. It can't be because they're laughing, because we'd have short winded replies and this wouldn't continue on for so long. It seems like a bunch of anon are just hiding in the bushes, laughing and telling themselves its all going to be alright when really they are scared to come out and talk about the big adultery boogeyman.

Every deflecting post is them running away from the point of this thread once again. To open up, share, and discuss.

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>>92873209
>I bet you don't really want to hurt anyone
No, but I don't also care if anyone ends up hurt.

>>92885006
Good. You seem like you can talk like an adult.

Now while I don't claim to be above any of this, what confuses me is that people immediately want to jump on that and claim it's a lie, or try to figure things out when adultery is involved (all while being unsure of who actually originally posted that image in the first place...). And you state it would have been impressive if I actually did. Why is that? Why do you find it impressive for a person to successfully commit adultery?

>>92884897

You alone started this conversation because you wanted to have it. You're the leader of all this, this was all your idea. You wrote the first and most paragraphs about cuckoldry in this thread. I'm an unmarried adult who is in a mutually loyal relationship, but infidelity strikes a chord with me because I hold loyalty sacred and if cheating ever occurred in my life it would be a massive episode in my life.

There's nothing wrong with hating infidelity enough to call someone out for lying about it. If there's something wrong with that, then there's definitely something wrong with lying about cheating in order to feel like the most secure person in the room.

>>92885164
And I am a person with a life and so are you. There should be nothing wrong with hating murder. But we don't call out people on here for claiming to have thoughts about wanting to commit murder or that they would do it if given the chance. We also have people saying things like "kill yourself", "neck yourself", etc. commonly as part of 4chan vernacular.

It's inconsistent to be mad at one but not the other. It's illogical to accept one form of shitposting but not the other.

No. Deep down I'm deathly afraid that I'm strong. And I think I might be the only one who is.

>>92885059

Who are you to decide what is and isn't offensive? Obviously your post IS the most offensive in the thread because it's the only one that offended anyone. And you wrote it to be offensive, too, so what's the deal? Some people are most concerned with fidelity. Do you want to cuck them, or to break them down?

>>92881677
Why would a bad person pretend to be good? Doesn't he know that he can just be bad and people will like him for it?

>>92884897
>>92884633
Honestly I was just trying to help you learn from your mistake. You're more or less anon here so being this defensive isn't going to save you any face. If you cogitate on why your expectations of peoples reactions and the reality don't match up you can find things about yourself to improve on. I know you have a response to this but don't bother writing it as I'm not going to bother reading it. Best of luck to you!

>>92874071
Why do people play the villain route in video games? Why do people watch movies about evil people? It's escapism.

>>92873209
Sometimes I Google things in quora or experience project like my black boyfriend beat me or I regret adopting my son and I laugh at all the people who bought into the everything sweet and nice bullshit lie and now are miserable because of it
I never told anyone about this before

>>92873376
>I always self insert as the bull

Its like that comic where a cuck is trying to paint his fetish as something noble and to be proud of.

>>92885160

>why is adultery impressive?
It's not. It's just more impressive if you actually have the libido and action to make it happen than if you're lying on the internet alone.

I'm not actually against you, except for that you started this conversation because you have questions about fidelity and relationships, but for some reason you needed to blame and accuse others of being weaker than you in order to ask them.
Basically you wanted to have a conversation about cheating but you didn't want to look like a cuck, so you had to act like a bull, or something like that, right?

>>92885258
If you think my post is the most offensive, that most people are concerned with fidelity, and that for some reason its okay to get upset about such a post on 4chan of all places as though this was ever a safe space, then you're indirectly admitting I've successfully done what I said I would do in the first post. Also that this place is full of people who get hurt way too easily.
>>92885270
What mistake? Go hide in the bushes again, I guess.

>>92885236

Its not inconsistent. People care more about being cheated on than they do about being murdered. Relationships are built on trust and if you don't have full trust then infidelity is a concern. If you wanted to have a conversation about murder you could have written a baiting story about murder didn't.

>>92885356
>conversation about cheating
Nah not really. I stated in my original post that I liked to hurt people mentally and emotionally. Cheating was the bait. Now anons are booty blasted and laughing nervously because they can't explain why they take offense to that but not the other posts made in this thread about other violent acts. Some people have opened up and said they are in relationships and that they couldn't imagine what they'd do if they were cheated on, and others are still pretending they're laughing. They're mentally hurt because they're struggling to rationalize their hatred for infidelity as opposed to what the rest of this site has to offer.

>>92885485
I didn't make a baiting story about murder because this isn't about murder. However just because it's not about murder doesn't make it about cheating.
It's about what triggers anon.

Cheating triggers anon. Cheating is commonplace as a point in storytelling, and it's literally everywhere in our society. But everytime anything related to it is brought up, anons snap. People pretend to laugh, and try to deflect. I want to know why that is. Especially on the website where people masturbate to fucking guro.

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>>92884334
>Infidelity is the ultimate sin
My friend, They are replying to you because it is customary to make fun of new anons who believe they will gain something by putting themselves in the big bad position willingly, you also defending the "lele u mad xd i masterbaiter" is pretty damn funny

>>92873209
Sometimes I fantasize about being a serial killer. Not for some game with police or societal message, but so many people want to die, maybe I could be someone that helps them.

I worked in hospitals and on a suicide hotline for a spell, and watching old people waste away, and people beg for purpose where life so often has little, it made me want to help people get what they assuredly want. Granted, so many people just want their options laid out and sorted by someone secure so they can see an end at the tunnel, or have obligations to people they need to remember and deserve to keep for their others. I mean girls who haven't got those obligations, who haven't got a way out. I'd like to find these girls, be that intimate someone and help them either sort themselves out, or prepare for a beautiful end. Maybe most of them I just sort out their troubles, or help them overcome their fears, or give them that makeover or physical change they need to be confidant. If not that...

I want to give them a death worth having, not some shivering skeleton in a hospital bed, or a blink-and-you-miss-it slap to death. Something passionate and intense, a death worthy the compliment to the intensity of birth. A skydive without a parachute, that sort of finality. Then I clean up the mess, keep some part of her life as a memento for those I helped leave, and wait for the next one. A sort of serial killer life coach.

That's probably a story somewhere, I don't know.

>>92885604
Is it though? Infidelity is far from the ultimate sin. We all know this. Literally nobody gets hurt when it happens besides some guy who probably should have known better anyway. What's confusing is why everyone jumps on that.

>kid falls down, people laugh.
>kid jumps down hill breaking every bone in his body while yelling "I meant to do that!"
>most people leave, a few people stick around to see if he actually dies.

I wipe with my right hand and don't wash my hands. I shit 2 or 3 times a day, and I was just in a grocery store last night.

I got a friend request about a year ago on facebook from this girl I met at PCB on spring break a few years back and I think I might have got her pregnant. I blocked her and try not to think about it.

I'm an alcoholic and I know I'm probably going to lose one of my kidneys, but I know my little brother is a match and I know he'll give me one no matter what if I actually do lose one of mine.

>>92885872
>try not to think about it.
Is the way to go, you'll probably have to off yourself around 50 when most of your life passes you by and you realize you can no longer make up for being a shack of shit but till then, pretty comfy mantra.

>>92873209
There are some people I'd like to hurt though.

I'm gay.

I steal fresh tampons out the neighbors garbage and flash freeze them. I've been trying to harvest her eggs for when artificial wombs become a thing.

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>>92885962

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I'm a worthless neet who has been leeching of my caretakers for more than twenty years, i project the failure that is my life onto the collective of my society justifying myself by partaking in activities perceived as benign but failing at them nonetheless often blaming my peers; deep down i know it is i the one that is defective and even knowing that i will refuse to change into something better.

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>>92873209
Wanting or not, you´ll end up killing.
Like your mother did.
It´s in your blood.
It´s a matter of when, not if.

>>92885604
i... i like this image.

I've been cumming on my mom's underwear before I hand it to her after her showers since I was 12.

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>>92886071
What activities?

I need more info.

I kissed my brother in law.

>>92874159
Oh shit, that kid looks just like my stepbrother. The worst part is I can even see him taking that pic

I dropped the screw in the tuna.

>>92874063
You should leave and never come back you embarrassing retard.

I gave my english teacher chlamydia junior year.

I got raped during college in the dorm basement

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>>92885615

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>>92886026
You...do know that you are harvesting dead eggs, right?

I actually had an affair with someone's girlfriend before I knew she was in a relationship. I'm friends with the guy now but I've never talked about this with him. He posts here. His favorite superhero is Green Lantern.

>>92874361
Nigga this is a derailed SU thread,if your gonna post, post bloodstone.

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>>92873209
I want to hurt people who deserve it, because it's funny and I can get away with it.

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I have a large penis. It got me a lot of attention when I was younger, but the relationships have been fleeting because it always ends up hurting the women. I have never had a girlfriend as a result. People just spread rumors and I kind of hope the next girl sticks around. She never does.

>>92886026
maybe you should learn, like, how the female body works before trying to freeze dead cells that were naturally disposed of

>>92885583
>>92885517

Infidelity is offensive to people who are trying to build or are in a monogamous relationship, are single and frustrated at the lack of a loyal mate, or people who have been cheated on themselves in the past. Loyalty is an important theme related to life, spirit, and family, and it's actually something people actively value moving forward in their life. Cheating and infidelity are the enemy of this, and will elicit a response in people who have made some part of their lifestyle about keeping fidelity. There are many people who are single on this board, so they'll be more defensive of the idea since they feel they aren't further away from seizing it.

What you are doing is yelling nigger on an urban block, then crying 'insecurity!' when you get beat. You did this with a foregone desire, to call people cucks for caring, and you have repeatedly gone back to that whenever the conversation shifts into the rational conclusion that people value fidelity.

Let me make this simple for you.
People who brag about cheating like it's a cool thing drive me nuts. They go out of their way to ruin relationships and sow distrust between people just so they can enjoy a sensation they probably don't realize they're not actually interested in. When somebody tells a story about being a cheater, and it's possible to check if they're being honest, I will check, because if they're lying I want everyone to knos they're full of shit and don't indicate anything but their own desire to call people cucks for the very reason that they defend fidelity.

Is that simple enough for you?

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>>92873209
I'll feel empty with no real reason to keep going other than inertia and the fear of death. I'm trapped in a monotony of life where I get up, go to work, go to the gym, and pretend to be happy playing games. I have no one in my life outside my family and yet act the real suicidal tendencies that would let me be reckless or do something crazy that might leave me fulfilled.

When things dont go my way I just want to make something hurt so I feel control over something in my life. But all that leaves is stuff I have to pay to replace, and the regret of it all.

I'm posting from prison. I'm serving 1 year for my third strike traffic violation. I was going 35mph in a 25mph zone in a residential neighborhood.

>>92886331
...what's her name anon.

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>>92886501

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>>92873209
I don't know anymore steven. I used to think I was a good person, and I tried to be, but the years of rejection, manipulation, and being an outcast left me in a weird state. I have so many hateful thoughts that I know I shouldn't think but I just can't stop myself, I'm full of resentment, sexual frustration, anger and ultimately loneliness. I just need to find a way back

I've been working on constructing a human sized microwave at the local junkyard.

>>92886670
Fuck some prostitutes. It'll make you temporarily happy. The best thing you can do is find an addiction that leaves you happy and with a goal.

I poop in the shower sometimes because I don't want to get the toilet seat wet.

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>>92886670
There is no way back into fantasy, it is time to embrace the hideous reality of our times.
And whatever you do, just remember one thing: You are justified.

>>92885239
Narcissism isn't a flattering color.

I hang out outside of the local Chick-Fil-A on Saturday nights and steal all the food they throw out after they close. I eat it and marathon anime on Sunday mornings.

>>92885485
Murder breaks trust in society, but here on 4chan I doubt there's much trust in one's community in the first place.

I collect an extra $12k a year for shitposting and building excel logs on the responses for a company that does analytics on 4chan. It's a sweet gig and I usually go bananas during my lunch breaks at my real job.

>>92886815
>Murder breaks trust in society
That's pretty flawed opinion you have there, for instances if the one being legally murdered was a war criminal/serial killer/traitor/drug lord it will instead reaffirm the capacity of society to protect its individuals and thus renewing the confidence of the individual towards society.

I'm a straight white cis-male that practices Judaism.

>>92881677
A good person pretending to be bad isn't a good person. That's literally "I'm just pretending to be retarded" tier.

>>92887014
Similarly, trust is built among friends when they tell stories about cucking some other guy, and among societies when we claim women from other groups.

In fact, Trump is applauded because he is an alpha male. He bagged Melania, a supermodel Russian wife and now Russia bows to us. It's the same thing.

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>>92873209

This thread is a prime example of how a show's (albeit misguided) message like this is ruined so easily by a group of people on the internet. They either take it as gospel or try so hard to prove it's wrong that they become….edge infected.

Honestly who else wishes that a true psychopath could manipulate the characters of this show into working for them? Or perhaps offing themselves? Like maybe a human with an intense knowledge of psychology and uses the gem's insecurities into doing as they please with no remorse.

>>92886546
If this doesn't describe me in a nutshell….

>>92887069
>hurr a goo person is good all da time and they couldn't possibly have any emotions other than good ones!
>they're just pretending if they say they outlet all their bad thoughts some where from time to time!
>silly pretenders!

>>92887080
>Honestly who else wishes that a true psychopath could manipulate the characters of this show into working for them?
Rose Quartz is one of the central characters

>>92887080

What are you talking about?

I have a masturbation problem. I often go until I'm dehydrated and all I can do afterwards is just lay there. My days are unproductive and I haven't left the house in weeks.

>>92873209
I'm not mean nor have I hurt anyone all I said was that islam in it's present form is simply not compatible with the modern world, that the west cannot accept millions of muslims into their population without sacrificing the liberal principles that we have spent centuries building towards.

>>92887120
The things you do and say when nobody is looking is who you really are, it's you uninhibited by societal expectations. If you are nice around people and bad alone then you actually fall under the bad person pretending to be good category. Being a bad person isn't a crime but stop trying to justify your autism and get some actual help if you recognize that it's not a good thing. We all have unhealthy coping mechanisms at some point, drop the stupid """outlet""" excuse and get an actual hobby if you want a channel for your bad feelings.

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All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

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>>92887194
Har har. I meant as in one who wasn't a pink fluff ball with any magical powers whatsoever.

>>92887220

If it's about the first part, SU tends to attract terrible people based on its messages or at least ironically brings out the worst in people.

The second part, I'm talking a bond like villain or someone who has no interest in anything but themselves successfully manipulating the gems and perhaps the townies into doing what they want, Like for example maybe an observant person (or more observant than the characters of this show at least) able to see that Pearl is a train wreck because of a loss of a significant other and a low self esteem, they'd then push this weakness into completely destroying her psyche or even will to live only with a few well placed words. Perhaps even turning her own words on themselves to get away with it 'you're the one who said XYZ'. Or in amethyst's case tell that her low self esteem as the result of being unwanted with a similar effect. etc etc Call it edgy, but having these powerful beings lose a fight, not because of their powers, but because of the emotions and loss the were told to embrace, by someone who doesn't remotely have any powers sans an understanding of how minds work + lvl 201 speech skill would be something genuinely interesting to watch. Mind gymnastics and psychological romps have always been interesting if done well in shows.

>>92887390
>The things you do and say when nobody is looking is who you really are, it's you uninhibited by societal expectations.
Nice fortune cookie nonsense. Humans are social creatures and the real you is the face you put on for everyone to see. Furthermore, even following this line of logic, it is a way better thing for the outlet to be something you do here and there, than something you turn to daily like drugs or alcohol.
>If you are nice around people and bad alone then you actually fall under the bad person pretending to be good category. Being a bad person isn't a crime but stop trying to justify your autism and get some actual help if you recognize that it's not a good thing. We all have unhealthy coping mechanisms at some point, drop the stupid """outlet""" excuse and get an actual hobby if you want a channel for your bad feelings.
Again, this sounds like more fortune cookie psychobabble nonsense. If a person plays video games and kills people in GTA then doesnt talk about it at work, that doesn't make them a mass murderer in business clothes. They're a person who likes to play video games after wor. Same thing if they drink outside of work or school, party, or engage in infidelity or other depraved acts.

What truly makes it a problem is when it consumes your character, like alcohol for an alcoholic. Engaging in a bit of stress release here and there is not a problem, nor does it make you a bad person.

I play devils advocate for political opinions I don't personally hold just for the sake of frustrating other people.

>>92887818

>when you support the inferior political party because you don't trust your own unchecked

>>92887704
>the real you is the face you put on for everyone to see.
Holy shit, please reread your posts sometimes. Do you remember the original thread or do you legitimately think a facade isn't pretending?
>If a person plays video games and kills people in GTA then doesnt talk about it at work, that doesn't make them a mass murderer in business clothes.
You misunderstand me, when I say no one is looking I don't mean you in a void where nothing is real, I'm referring to the guise of anonymity. You are also under the impression that these feelings are inseparable from you when there's a root cause for why you feel this way that isn't getting addressed.

>>92888272
I don't think going to work is a facade, anon.
And while those feelings may have a root cause, it doesn't make the feelings and actions you do at other times not real either. Those good actions also have a root cause. People are complex beings with a multitude of emotions. It's not weird for a person to give their bad thoughts a healthy outlet.

>>92873209
Steven Univere is shit. His fucking superpower is becoming a fat black lesbian.

>>92888272

I think he was trying to say that character is determined by your actions, and not your thoughts.

>>92888418
>I don't think going to work is a facade, anon.
It is if you act differently at work than you do outside of it, but honestly who doesn't? People really overrate their true selves as the only one that matters when we use facades for pretty good reasons like being able to function in society and maintaining relationships because our true selves are usually pretty flawed and impulsive, and you'd have to be an autist to think that never needs a filter in certain situations. I take issue with pretending that the facade is the real you but I don't vilify the facade itself.
>It's not weird for a person to give their bad thoughts a healthy outlet.
I don't see pretending to be a bad person as a "healthy outlet" but I'm also framing the question in the context of this website where people telegraph pretty shallow attempts at manipulation in an effort to feel some sense of control and then deflect anyone calling out their shit because they can't let go of the embarrassing puppet master schtick. I've also been there myself so it's like looking at a time capsule of when I was an unbearable prick whenever people do it. But if you just mean shit like playing a violent videogame then sure, have at it.

>>92889145
I don't disagree with that, it's just that pretending to be a bad person is an action, at least in the way I interpreted it.

>>92889218

Yeah it's a stupid hypothetical anyways.

>>92887014
You picked a very, very specific form of murder just to make your case.

>>92889179
At the end of the day what's the real difference between shitposting on 4chan and a violent video game though? Both suffice as outlets and are better than their real world physical counterparts.

>>92889383
The people you fuck with on 4chan exist while videogames are fiction. Sure, people who take 4chan seriously are idiots, but fucking with retards isn't really the trait of a good person, not that such a title means much anyway.

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>>92886670
Wow, you sound familiar...

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>>92885615
Are you the dude from the opening scene of Sin City?