Name a cartoon waifu better than Ashi

>>92854770
raven

>>92854798
Ironically both are voiced by Tara Strong and both characters are half demon.

>>92854770
Candy Kong
might as well fuck an actual chimp with a face like that

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>>92854770

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>>92854770
Her sisters

I liked her as a character but I couldn't bring myself to make her my waifu. Mainly because she's Jack's girl.

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>>92854770
literally anyone

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>>92855894
>her sisters will never have a chance to choose a different life, each expressing themselves in their own unique way
this hurt me more than it should have

>>92856098
>born in a cult
>abusive childhood
>all time is spent training
>horrific physical punishment for those who fail
>finally get out
>one mission
>three days they're all dead minus one

Yeah, their whole lives were a waste of pain and suffering. No wonder Jack saves Ashi out of guilt.

>>92854770
>every woman Jack has ever loved has been Aku

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>>92854770
>>92855986
Even husbandos make better waifus

>>92855791
>5 to 10 years from now
>Adult Swim makes another surprise announcement
>They're bringing back Sym Bionic Titan... probably with a new subtitle
>This time it'll be 20 episodes to end it instead of 10
>One episode will have Ilana change her hairstyle
>It will look like Ashi's second hairstyle
>PTSD intensifies

>>92856417
Ilana was better anyway

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>>92856328
>The Emperor was responsible for Aku's birth
>Jack is the Emperor's son
>Ashi is Aku's daughter
>yfw Jack almost fucked his niece

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>>92855965
Yeah boi

>>92856478
>almost

They had time between Aku's destruction and her fading from existence, do you realize how long it would have taken to rebuilt the village and for all the invitees from around the world to arrive? Months at the very least.

>>92856750
Jack strikes me as the kind of guy who would wait until marriage. It doesn't seem very respectful to fuck your girlfriend in your parents' house without an actual matrimony being formed.

>>92856829
>in your parents' house
Is Thier anymore more doubt that jack is /ourguy/?

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>>92856478

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In the alternate timeline where Genndy isn't a hack...

>>92857472
She's a slut who uses her looks to get what she wants.
Ashi is pure.

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>>92857472
not even the first

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>>92854770
From Dexter's Laboratory, Dee Dee's cute asian friend Lee Lee!

>>92857472
>>92857602

Jack seems to have a thing for dark haired Extra Thicc women.

>>92857472
Considering that her color scheme was green and black I'm surprised that she wasn't Aku

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>>92857516
>Ashi is pure.
>Running around naked all day.
Yeah sure buddy.

>>92857614
Imagine how a Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack crossover would be like.

>>92854770
How do you make a thread with no image, OP?

Literally any other female from a cartoon

>Ashit fags

>>92858369
>GET OUT OF MY WAY ASHI

>>92858345
Intent is precedes action. When Ashi goes around naked she ignores its a problem, thus keeping her pure.

>>92857602
DAT ASS

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Hey guys

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>>92858345
>denying the pureness in nudity
That's Americans for you

>>92854770
"A", as in single? I can name multiple, so I guess you're right.

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>>92858586
>thinking nudity is a sign or purity
Godless oriental

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>>92858673
Think again.

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top tier

>>92854770
I would have preferred if she had stayed as a symbol of everyone Jack has helped and saved instead of being created just to die for a cheap emotional pull during the finale

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Easy

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>>92858499
It is Aku in disguise, and we all know how he likes it.

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>>92858873
This

>>92858515
Get out of this thread Dee Dee!

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Buzz off, monkey.

>>92860271
Is that what I think it is?

>>92854958
Sensing a pattern for Top teir Western Waifus.

>>92855791
>>92856417
>>92856447
Ashi didn't put an entire planet of innocents at risk for her own selfish needs. She did it for Jack's selfish needs instead.

>>92856829
Maybe not at the palace, but nothing states they never took a stroll around a forest at night and..... magic happens.

>>92856098
THEY CHOSE THEIR PATH

Having no waifu.

>>92865207
>he couldn't get the grammar right for the joke

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The cutest

>>92865299
>choosing a cuck as your waifu

I see what game you're playing

>>92854958
Also dark haired, pale, and somewhat taciturn.

Literally everyone

Ashi ruined it's show

>>92857472
>>92857602
>>92854770

So from these three we can begin to observe a pattern of what gets Jack going.

-Women with good hips.
-The color green.
-Women with dark hair.
-Women who can hold their own in a fight.
-Women who have tough personalities.

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>>92854770
You joking man?

No, seriously, find ONE flaw. Robin is a wise man

>>92865809
"the"

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>>92857472

>Not The Scotsman's Daughter

>>92865827
>flaw

>>92858342
Don't forget the red "lipstick"!

>>92865849
Which one?

Wait, who's Ashi again?

>>92854770
A fleshlight filled with razor blades is a better waifu than this dumpster fire of a character from this dumpster fire of a show.

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>>92866197
Clearly the name of some edgy Sym Bionic Titan OC

>>92867511
delet this

Ilana is for hate not bait

>>92865809
Has teeth in her snatch, 7 stomachs and if she swallows she might impregnate herself

>>92867545
We're talking about Starfire here, not your fanfic OC. Might wanna read the thread first next time.

>>92856098
None of them exist any more. Even if they all lived they are poof now.

>>92854770
>denial
>anger
>bargaining
>depression
>acceptance

I'm still at anger

>>92867785
What are you angry about?

>>92867904
>What are you angry about?
Super rushed ending,no real closure,
Heros journey made meaningless and
Ashi is gone ;_;

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>>92867542
>Ilana is for hate

How dare you?!?

>>92867904
I"M ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.

>>92869305
There's just something I don't like about any of the faces in SBT.

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>>92870628
I respect your opinion, but you still made Ilana mad.

>>92854770
She's so cute when you're not looking at her from the side.

>>92872715
It's a weird alien-looking abomination from every angle.

Have fun jerking it to your nostalgia throwback cartoon abomination.

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>>92873155
Yeah ok sure buddy

>>92873224
That looks nothing like a human.

The Greys must love you. As soon as they stick a probe in your ass, you cum buckets looking at their weird-ass faces.

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>>92873416
Oh man good one m8

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>>92873489
Thx, m80.
Heres some hot porn of Ashi getting a happy ending massage for your pleasure

>>92865809
The truth

>>92854798
>>92854958
>>92865731
Did Genndy just rip off DC?

>>92873781
If by "rip-off" you mean taken inspiration from, then yeah probably.

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>>92873749
>>92873781
>>92874474
Nice shitposts, OP. Too bad you can't get anyone new to care about your shitty alien waifu.

Keep on posting though. I'm sure Samurai Jack will be a lasting phenomena after everyone chose to forget about it for a decade before this because it was such garbage.

Here's some more Ashi porn though. Gotta feed you mongoloids to keep you civil.

>>92874678
Is your spirit animal Shadow, cause that was eddddgggggyyyyyyy.

>>92866820
>thinking Season 5 was bad

When will this meme end.

>>92876025
>thinking season 5 was good
three episode do not make a season anon

>>92868335
Only two of those are actual reasons (and only one of which is actually valid).

>>92869305
Eh, you're right of course, Lance and Octus and actually pretty much every major character are for hate too. But mostly not as much.

>>92876865
Muh 3 episodes.

>>92874678
There's one in every thread...