Characters /co/ want to have sex with

>>92854069

Would't it be easier and quicker to ask which ones we would NOT?

Also damn sure.

>>92854069
The things she would do with that wand....

>>92854069
Star is adorable not sexy stop sexualizing her

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>>92854069

>>92854069
Not with that tumor of a jaw.

Sometimes when I feel depressed, I come into toonfag threads like this. It makes me feel so much better that I will never be as pathetic as grown men watching childrens' cartoons and posting cringe-worthy fanart on imageboards every single day.

>>92854129
fpbp

>>92854155
That's what Jackie is for

>>92854069
I hate STVFOE artstyle because of the gorilla mouths. Star looks beautiful in other artstyles.

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>>92854069
Can we not have a thread made for the sole purpose of waifufagging for once? This is almost as autistic as the Ravenfags who practically turned their circlejerk into a general.

>>92854069
In a heartbeat. For once, OP is not a fag.

There's already a waifu thread.

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>>92854187
>>92854157
>>92854069
Why do you guys have a fascination with small chested chicks?

Clearly /a/ wins at that category.

>>92854673

Kagami's better.

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>>92854673
>moeshit
>deviantart watermark
>thinking /a/ shitty waifus can top toon waifus
Kys

>>92854515
Ravenfags laid claim to the internet in the Newgrounds era.

>>92854157
Someone please explain her appeal to me. She's shaped like a beer bottle. Sure, she was hot in that anime scene, but people seem more enamored with her usual design; what's the fucking appeal?

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>>92856124
>why people prefer a cute looking chibi-like cat over a generic anime girl

>>92854069
Hell no, she's like 14 or something.

Her sister Sky on the other hand...

>>92854797
shut up, Boco.

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This and pretty much every other female on the show. But she is at the top.

>>92856260

Yes sir...

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>>92856363
Don't stick your dick in crazy anon. Doubly so when that crazy has shark teeth.

>>92854653
Where?

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>>92856496
>shark teeth

>>92854192
>has to feel a condescending superiority to large amounts of people to feel good about themself

That's gonna cause problems later on. Just letting you know.

>>92856564

>>92849089

>>92856626
Thanks

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>>92854069
She's like 14 dude.
And furthermore, of course I would what kind of fag do you take me for?

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>>92856598
Every BJ would be playing with fire. It's not safe.

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>>92854069

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>You would be the one guy she rejects.

>>92857256
>Candace
>Not Stacey

>>92854069
I already kinda do

>>92857323
Your taste isn't shit. Your taste TRANSCENDS shit.

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>>92857379
>I already kinda do
Wot?

>>92857379
Excuse me?!

How?!

Are you secretly Marco Diaz?

>>92857379

So YOU are the one the fiction entering machine ended up at?

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Human Version.

>>92857256

Honestly not a fan of how pointy that skull must be

>>92857371
Stacy. And sure, if there is Candace even Stacy will come for a threesome.

>>92857562
>>92857642
>>92857908
My girlfriend is a loud spergy underage blonde that's flat as a board and dresses weird, we met while playing mini-golf.

She's less like show-Star and more like comic-Star. Hope that clears everything up

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>>92858189
>my girlfriend is underage

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>>92854673
>tfw asked a DFC out this week and she agreed

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>>92854069
Pretty obvious choice for me

>>92858189

Godspeed. Living the dream I see.

>>92858256

Probably 16 or so, pseudo-underage. in other words not underage at all except maybe in Retardistan.

>>92858256
>Jealousy.

>>92858361
Why would anyone waifu a red background?

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Most Bluth girls are quite fuckable

>>92858256
It's legal here, sorry you live in a prudish shithole like California.

>>92858389
We're not that serious, I'm bouncing from a previous relationship and mostly into it for the sex, she's in love but smart enough to know we don't have long-term future. But still, it's fun

>>92854069
WOULD I?

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>>92856598
best

>>92856732
>implying fear Boners aren't the best Boners

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>>92856363
She is truly perfect.

>>92856124
>>>/a/

>>92862789
Yes.

>>92858425
Nice try faggot, next time try to be original.

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>>92861670
>Perfection

Bitch please

>>92856496
this is the art style? wow

>>92857609
Patrician taste

>>92863197
She gets the Rigboner.

>>92863167
I honestly miss the Quack Pack's edgy artstyle

>>92858262
what? how?

>>92861670
>>92863156
>no shark x monkey lesbian sex

what a load o shit

>>92856496
what the fuck have they done?
I never even really cared about Duck Tales but shit man

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>>92863363
What do you mean how? I walked up to her and asked, and she said she was free this Friday

>>92863156
this is a joke right

>>92861311
no not really. I'd doubt you'd be able to keep it up.

>>92863465
Go fap to Viral ya faggot

>>92863594
The only joke is your shit tastes pleb

>>92854515
I'm starting to recognize you by that filename

>>92863911
Not even kidding. You got shit taste.
Monkey face + body of a twig + minimal character development.

>>92860482
if it's legal then she's not underage, sperglord

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best krank

>>92863557
if she has a flat chest she's A) not even a teenager yet B) had breast cancer or C) is a man

>>92864011
Oh was 10 episodes not enough development for your weeaboo ass? You must have great patience to wait that long just on a single punch.

>>92864085
It doesn't have to refer to lolis, anon, some women just have very small breasts

>>92864130
She wasn't developed for 10 episodes and the handling of her character was incredibly rushed, not to mention predictable.

>>92854673
>Why do you guys have a fascination with small chested chicks?
I'm going to assume since it less titty means more focus on the rest of a woman's features, her face, her ass, her general body shape.

>>92857609
Disgusting.

>>92864015
she's still under the age of being able to post photos online retard

>>92863804

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Raven has ruined my cock. I actually got a GF recently and it's frustrating as fuck that I can't seem to get it up unless i'm thinking of Raven. I legitimately think I need to see a shrink.

>>92864054
>TFW you were statutorily raped by Marie Canker as a kid
>TFW it was the best sex of your life.

>>92865321
Common thing, actually. Look up Your Brain on Porn and NoFap. It's not just memes.

Long and short of it: You've fapped to imagery for so long, and likely before you ever had a romantic relationship with a real woman, that your body isn't used to physical or even emotional sensation causing arousal. You're so used to something so specific getting you off, that simple intimacy isn't enough.

Kind horrifying, really. I probably have it too, but eh, I've accepted I'm dying alone anyway.

>>92865374
>Statutorily raped by Marie Kanker
You didn't think you could drop something like that and not fucking elaborate, did you?

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>>92865417
>I've accepted I'm dying alone anyway

>>92864655

Her and Blake.

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>>92865321
Oh holy jumping jesus on a pogostick, did Toon Bombshell do any other Teen Titans stuff? I can't seem to find any, but my cock is demanding it.

>>92860724
yes

>>92854192
Toonfapper literally lmao'ing at your life right now

>>92865468
Ok, It wasn't THE Marie Kanker (Difficult for it to be, considering that she isn't real)

Essentially, I grew up on a cul-de-sac. Naturally, Ed, Edd n' Eddy was a favourite of my group of friends, we used to get together to watch it after school. There was 5 sisters growing up together that lived at the bottom of the street, naturally, we called them The Kankers. Marie (Her name was Liz, but for this, i'm calling her Marie) was the middle child. She had short blue hair and enjoyed taking boys virginities. On my 14th birthday, we were out on the block, I was showing off my new bike I had got when she caught me alone when I was going home.

She told me she wanted to give me a birthday present (I fucking knew what that meant) and got me to follow her. In one of the back-streets, she let me grope her tits and she jacked me off.

Flash forward 15 years and I met up with her a few months ago. She is married with a kid. We went for a coffee and during the time, she whipped out her tits (A little saggier than I remember, but still pretty awesome) and started breast-feeding in front of me.

Our eyes met and we both knew that, were we not in public, she'd have asked if I wanted to join the fun. I totally would have.

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>>92862789
My nigger
Dimencia is cute af

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I bet she's a cuddler afterwards

>>92866449
All women are

>>92866705
Probably means a sub cuddler. Like holding they're parthner close and not letting go till morning with a smile

>>92854069
>>92854673
>>92856496
>>92856719
>>92857256
>>92863156
>>92864054
>>92864655
>>92866410
Pedos please leave

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>>92867063

>>92856124
It's her personality.
Can't really explain it. Maybe I just want to have sex with a mother figure because of my strained relationship with my mother?
Maybe I just like her design. It's hard to pinpoint.

>>92865321
No you need to stop looking at porn and beating off every chance you get.

>>92854192
At least they're happy with who they are. Can you honestly say the same?

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>implying I'm not a really nigga and go full murder cock

>>92857256
>tfw no one will ever make a microkini edit of this
why even live

>>92867063

I love how only 2 of these are even remotely pedo

>>92854187
sticc

>>92866078
>she had blue hair
Nigga im more confused than a nuclear meltdown at a county jail

>>92854069
From the top of my head
>Raven
>Jynx
>She-Hulk
>Alex from Totally Spies
>Poison Ivy
>Comic Starfire
>The High Priestess of the Aku cult
>Paige from Tron Uprising

>>92856363
>>92861670
I legitimately can't tell if this is 2D or 3D

>>92854515
No, and fuck off!
Go to bed, it's a school night.

>>92856394
Boco, don't shut up when you're right. defend your waifu you fucking pussy

>>92857256
She has nothing NOTHING!

Isn't she 16?

>>92867063
if all the pedos leave, then who would post on /co/?

>>92854069

Disgusting OP

>>92866078
>sucking on a girl's tits while she's breastfeeding her baby
what the fuck

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>>92868297
What are you, gay?

>>92868349

She's like, 12 isn't she?

>>92854187
Does anyone remember that guy who posted pictures of his personal shrine to pearl and described his dreams about being with pearl and the other crystal gems?

>>92854187
This show fucking sucks, but I would totally do this pasty beanpole.

>>92856363
>SAME TEETH!

>>92868481
Some people think it's gay for sane people not to fuck children.

>>92865666
Good on ya, Satan.

>>92868481
she's fourteen (14)

>>92868539

Lovely.

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>>92868481
She's almost 15
Come on anon, she's got her Mewberty wings. And she's a princess!

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>>92854069

>>92860482
>she's in love but smart enough to know we don't have long-term future.
Famous last words

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>>92854069
She's a child, and not worth the headache. (I don't mean underage -- I've hooked up with 30 year olds who are still children).
>>92854157
Maybe?
>>92854187
Holy shit the emotional baggage on this one. Not worth it.
>>92854220
if you have to explain what sex is, don't.
>>92854673
oh my god the shit I'd have to put up with. no.
>>92854860
Could do. She'd feel bad about it tho, would have to be some weird scenario.
>>92856363
don't stick your dick in crazy. most of the rest of the cast tho, hulk smash
>>92856496
children
>>92857256
nah.
>>92857323
I'd regret it. I'd probably get some mystic STD unheard of by any doctor.
>>92857609
maybe
>>92857938
would I ever
>>92858262
don't stick your dick in crazy: geology edition
>>92858361
god wills it
>>92858656
I'm not sure. That beak in the middle of her face, I might lose a body part.
>>92858800
she'd have no idea what to do, and yet she'd still wreck me. I'm down
>>92862789
child
>>92862989
tease. she likes the hunt, not what comes after. I don't need decades of edging, thx k bye
>>92863557
Amy would be a blast. Lapis has issssues, she'd probably say scary shit ilke "kill me! be a Greg and kill me!" and I would nope out so fast
>>92864054
child
>>92864655
literally who?
>>92865321
which version? If it's Marv Wolfman's Raven ... tempting because she would be such a freak but her daddy issues are cyclopean.
>>92866449
I'd love every minute of it and regret it for years. Gonna have to pass unless I know she's gonna get killed by a hero tout suite.
>>92866602
who?
>>92867144
She'd always be comparing me to her ex-, even in bed, nevermind the size difference. pass.
>>92868268
not worth it. She'd make me pay for it physically, emotionally, mentally, maybe even financially. hard pass

> so who the fuck WOULD you sleep with?
Debbie Harry

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>>92856363

>>92868604

Too bad about the voice.

>>92854157
Attraction is triggered by things like proportional ratios, or the implication of how cloth drapes on the body, and so on. Our brains register certain things more strongly than others.

With Nicole I imagine it's a combination of personality, associations, her slenderness, the vague hint of her proportions (big ass, wide hips, slender upper body) and so on.

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>>92868627
and then there's this anon

>>92868627
Kill yourself, faggot.
People like you are a blight on all humanity.

>>92868627

STOP

>>92856363
Frida is the kind of girl that would fight you, then rape you on the battlefield and then orgasm before you do, just because that's her outlet and she just loses control.

>>92868627
>Debbie Harry
from Blondie? she's not /co/

>>92868682
I wanna use that cat as a cocksleeve until it bears me a litter of magic kittens.

>>92867846
Her dad let her dye it. I'm pretty sure it was one of those "Middle child acts fucking crazy to get noticed" deals.

>>92868813
yes except with more love and fancy restaurants

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>>92868729
The best kind of girl

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>>92854069
the Bratz girls, but not the computer animated ones, the ones from the box art

>>92868655

kys namefag ya'll ruin /co/

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>>92856719
Is she naked under that pillow?

Also, which episode

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>>92869336
It's an edit, from "Pixtopia"

>>92856719
>Please comfort me Marco. Just for today.

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>>92854069

>>92860482
So how's she in bed?

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>>92862789
>>92866410
you stick your dick in crazies? you guys are lo/co/

>Apple_Pony.jpg

>>92854069
OP, why did you post a character we want watching us having sex with other actually hot girl??

>>92870573
you are my nigga, another acceptable choice would have been snarky magic blue and bacon hair leader

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>>92869476
too far

>>92870703
Who's snarky magic blue?

>>92871052
The great and powerful one I guess

>>92871097
Bingo

>>92871097
>>92871112

Is it bad I think the human version of...that one is hot?

>>92870653
You, good sir, have tastes unparalleled by even the gods

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terrible, terrible things

>>92871289
Why the hell would that be bad?

>>92871289
That's the one I started liking so no. As long as it isn't any of the Dazzling Dunces your fine.

>>92871317

Because its me.

>>92871352
Eh if she's dressed as Morrigan that's 2 birds with one stone

>>92865321
Buy her a black/dark purple one piece swimsuit, that's how I solved my Raven attachment.

>>92854069
>Raven is my /co/ waifu.
> hopefully she wouldn't accidentally break a window after I touch her clitorous.
> I'm imagining a black magic explosion caused by her final orgasm, causing actual car alarms to go off.

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>>92854069
Made for Cuck

>>92854069
Damn sure Star is in top of my list

>>92871389

That would be undeniably hot, yes.

>>92858656
i mean, i did have a huge crush on maeby when i was a kid

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>>92854069
>Gara drawing girl without big tits
What the fuck

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>>92867063

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>>92854673
Because they remind me of my oneitis

>>92857609

Unorthodox, but tasteful

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>>92858361

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>>92862989
best taste
>>92868627
>tease. she likes the hunt, not what comes after. I don't need decades of edging, thx k bye
She's def a tease but i think there's more to it then that
she acts like a tough badass untouchouble demon goddess but like
I bet she's a Sub and is very embaressed about it. like marco chased her for 16 years yes, but when he caught her she just let him blow out her flame
there was tenderness there

>>92854136
>The things she would do with that wand....
http://svtfoe.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15518
http://svtfoe.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15519

>>92867063
>>92863156
Are you calling Samurai Jack a pedo?

>>92866078
>She is married with a kid. We went for a coffee and during the time, she whipped out her tits (A little saggier than I remember, but still pretty awesome) and started breast-feeding in front of me.
I REMEMBER THIS STORY
>>92868346
>sucking on a girl's tits while she's breastfeeding her baby
Not at the same fucking time you retard

>>92872363
look if jim carey got to do it so should i

>>92868623
What do you mean?

>>92869498
Enthusiastic with zero experience to back it up, needs to be told what/how to do and does it eagerly, horny all the time, I can nut 7-8 times in a night and she'll take each like a champ. Cooks breakfast the next day.
Basically everything you'd expect from a dorky 16 year old in love.

>>92872389
They cast an actress who was lactating and then he got cold feet at the last minute and they put a prosthetic boob on her.

It probably had to do with the ten thousand STDs he was hosting.

>>92868627
OH WHAT WILL THE SIGNAL BE
FOR YOUR EYES TO SEE ME

>>92854069
why does she have the "XD so random and cute" stupid hearts on her cheeks and the "XD so etc." horn headband thing? it's a major thing putting me off watching this series

>>92872435
that's wrong, man

>>92872363
well please excuse the fuck out of me for think the guy that would help a woman that's married with kids cheat on her husband and hit on her while breastfeeding and phrases things vaguely would have shitty standards

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>>92871812

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>>92872913
>why does she have hearts on her cheecks
They're imprints of the magic that runs in her family's royal bloodline
>and the horn headband thing
Because it's cute you fag

>>92854187
10/10 waifu

>>92872924
What's so wrong about it?

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>>92868812
Look up the movie "Rock & Rule." it's good.

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Literally she became even sexier when I discovered she was my fellow country woman <3 like daaaaamn

>>92854069
What do you think, that I'm fucking gay ? Of course

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>>92854069
This one

>>92873847
You sir are also a man of impeccable taste

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>>92873847
FUCKING THIS

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>>92872435
>Cooks breakfast the next day
Why do you chads have to come here and rub your happiness in our faces?

>>92873939
new crash looks horrible

>>92873550
even if it's legal you shouldn't be fucking a 16-year-old

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>>92872435
i am calling a fat load of bullshit all over this man

>>92854069
Jade Chan or Gwen Tennyson if they were older
what, I like tits

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>>92875961
>even if it's legal you shouldn't be fucking a 16-year-old

>>92875961
>even if it's legal you shouldn't
[do it].

Get fucked, you moral busy body.

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>>92875961
>he's legally allowed to do it
>but my moral code of conduct says you shouldn't anyway
at least he's not trying to fuck a horse anon

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>>92869476

>>92873754
wasn't it obvious from her skin tone?

Greta Gravity before the shitty body swap

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>>92865321
>I actually got a GF recently and it's frustrating as fuck that I can't seem to get it up unless i'm thinking of Raven. I legitimately think I need to see a shrink.
That sounds legit fucked. Unless you went for some kind of hambeast, what is he, 6 1/2 out of 10 at least?

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>>92877258
Fuck I meant she

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>>92866078
>She told me she wanted to give me a birthday present (I fucking knew what that meant) and got me to follow her. In one of the back-streets, she let me grope her tits and she jacked me off.

Nice.

>Flash forward 15 years and I met up with her a few months ago. She is married with a kid. We went for a coffee and during the time, she whipped out her tits (A little saggier than I remember, but still pretty awesome) and started breast-feeding in front of me.

Our eyes met and we both knew that, were we not in public, she'd have asked if I wanted to join the fun. I totally would have.

Totally not nice.

>>92866449
After the Strap-On pounding most likely.

>>92854515
there's no shame in wanting to fuck hank hill, anon.

>>92869452
>Glass Him

>>92877445

>Hank
>not Boomhauer or Khan
>not even Dale

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I read exactly one issue of her comic but I'd still do her.

>>92854673
It's just the way they're drawn and for obvious reasons. We got fanart to fill in the rest that should be there.

>>92877526
>Khan
u wot m8

>>92877602
Again, another anon with quality taste, I say a round of drinks for all!

>>92877868
What are you buying? I'm feeling tequila

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Or any of them really.

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>>92877650
>We got fanart to fill in the rest that should be there.
Flat girls are perfect as they are you fucking plebian

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>>92856496

Christ, that artstyle is an abomination.

>>92863296

I know Quack Pack was notorious for it's '90s' attitude, but was it really that bad? Maybe I just fondly remember the episodes that focused on Donald, but I recall the animation being r good, at least eons better then whatever the fuck >>92856496 is. Also...

>Daisy doll with an arrow through it

The fuck?!?

>>92878183
I myself may go for a shot or two of Bombay Sapphire, anybody else?

>>92873754

Sauce?

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>>92876732
Reminded me of this.

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>>92869373

>those bedroom eyes

>>92876795
I know you are trying to make fun of her, but the joke's on you because everybody in mexico is red-headed
>>92878438
It's a new coming series of CN. I don't know how to embed on here so... I'll paste the link

https://www. youtube. com/watch?v=ts3UmT1AUqM

>>92878438
Sorry, apparently is easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts3UmT1AUqM

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>>92854069
I want to impregnate the lizard.

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>>92854069

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Surprised nobody posted her yet, but more for me I guess

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>>92878514

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I like fat bitches.

>>92858361
Why is this photo blank?

>>92878682
You dont stick your dick in crazy fampai

>>92867063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

>>92854860
can march underage go away?

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>>92868627

I'd still let her

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>>92854069
These two

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The lack of cute /co/ related scalie fap bait is a constant disappointment to me.

>>92865321
Maybe you should get her to cosplay?

>>92865512
Why would they want you when they could have Spider-Man?

>>92880220
>scalie
>reptiles
that's a frog you fucking retard, they're amphibian

>>92854069

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUEqee7pO4

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The pinnacle of /co/ chubby guy far fuel for gay chubby chasers.

Did you see many (and I mean MANY) anon lust over Coop from Megas XLR?

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>waifu thread #596944692

>>92868490
No but now I'm curious, try to find it

>>92880853
I'd do the pupper when she grows upper.

>>92877438
I bet she fucks with your mentality that that or some fucked up BDSM is about to happen while most of the time it's hand holding and vanilla

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>>92866449
Denial Maleficent best

>>92868627
Stop replying to everyone you fucking loser

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Idk bout everyone else, but I do

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/co/ wants right, me wants to do left

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>>92854069
who would a star?

>>92880696

Unless you have an actual umbrella term for anything that falls under herpetology then shut the fuck up and accept that amphibians are widely accepted as scalies..

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>>92880911
Pupper is big enough

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>>92865321
I want her to sit on my face.

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>>92881039
Top 5 that anon would go for
>1
Bacon hair Leader
>2
Jenny Wakeman
>3
Kneesocks
>4
Bonnie RockWaller
>5
Star Butterfly

I mean I would eventually...

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>>92854069
Star is not for sexual.
Hekapoo is though.

>>92854069
Have you learned nothing from the ending of Samurai Jack? YOUR WAIFU WILL NEVER BE REAL AND WILL FADE IN YOUR ARMS.

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>>92854069
>Characters /co/ want to have sex with
>tfw that number is larger than the one for real people

>>92868481
>>92868539
>>92868581

go to neoFAG or reddit you morally-upstanding faggots

i'd rather be around true degenerates than self-righteous cunts

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>>92880808
Gravity Falls was the gift that keeps on giving for gay chubby chasers.

>tfw ThompGod was never a thing in the show

>>92881073
I would pupper so hard

>>92854069
second worst character in her own show and has a shitty voice
>>92854157
yes
>>92854187
no way
>>92856363
always stick it in crazy at least once
>>92857256
FLAT and annoying

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>>92881002

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>>92878607
V I B R A T I N G
P U S S Y

>>92880696
It's more a generic term for non fur'd furries. Dragons, Sneks, etc.

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>>92881820
Cartoons are appealing. Artists can draw them appealing. We've done it for thousands of years.

What can ya do?

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>>92856363
Awesome taste

>tfw can't fap to Star because she looks exactly like my step-sister, who is also dumb as a rock

>>92882281
My sister is an obnoxious landwhale
Wish she was like Star

>>92872204
>>92868627
He could have fucked her right there and then, it's kind of obvious.

>>92878306
>>92863466
>>92863167
You guys need to take off the nostalgia goggles because the art is fine.
Unless you think Disney would allow Ducktales to have shit art.

>>92880620

That menace!

>>92883177
Go to work, Boco

>>92883307

I am at work.

>>92883370
Hope you get PROMOTIONS

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>>92872435
nigga, either you a lying fuck, or you need to marry that girl and keep her for the rest of your life.

>>92883468

And raises?

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>>92856363
Perfect lips

>>92867092
damn... i feel u

>>92856496
>The doll
Why? Why do they have to kick my emotions like that?

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>>92857323
Why pic a slut when you could have literal perfection

>>92874204
Why don't you try finding a gf, bro?

>>92875961
If she isn't stopping me, if her mom isn't stopping me and if the law isn't stopping me, then why should I stop me?

>>92883723
Do you realize what a phenomenally retarded idea it is to marry a teenage girl? Just because things are good now doesn't mean they'll stay good forever, we have two good years ahead of us, then we go our separate ways.

>>92885225
I think you may be a bad person.

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>>92885252
>>92883723
>people are still buying it

>>92884999
Trips confirm

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>>92884999
Better pic

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>>92883765
Who are you Boco and what's so significant about you that you have become a self contained meme on /co/?

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299 replies and no Chat Noir? Let's fix this.

>>92886053
Where's the bulge

>>92856732
Kill jester

>>92886382
He tucks.

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>>92867092
>Maybe I just want to have sex with a mother figure because of my strained relationship with my mother?
Man, I love /co/

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>>92854069
Pic related, i have a thing for girls with short brown hair

>>92856496
>>92856598
>>92856732
>>92861311
>Somehow convince general crazytits to give you a blowjob
>Best damn blowjob you've ever had
>Turns out those dick sucking lips aren't just for show
>And that tongue, she knows just what to do with it
>Every now and then though, she'll just stop with her lips at the base of your dick
>And lightly rest her sharp, sharp teeth on it, just looking up at you with a slight grin on her face
>Reminding you how easy it would be
>Only for a second or two though, then her head right back to bobbing up and down

>>92883765
Bobo, I've been trying to find somewhere to reply to you because about a year ago I was in a /co/ thread and someone posted a picture of a white mansion-esque house on a green grass field and mentioned you were related to it. IT'S BEEN BUGGING ME FOR A YEAR JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HOUSE MEANS.

>>92888133

Oh, the /co/ mansion. Me and a couple other tripfags made threads with it where we treated it as our own little weird playground.

It was incredibly stupid, not even tangentially /co/-related, and I cringe everytime I'm reminded of my part in it.

>>92885252
How so?

>>92885225
>we have two good years ahead of us
>literally "I will only fuck this girl as long as it's not socially acceptable"

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It's easy to determine whether you wanna fuck a character, but who's the one you're emotionally attached to?

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And I'd want her to call me a filthy human while we do it.

>>92889419

You mean a waifu?

>>92880889
Used to be a staple of Steven Universe general. The shrine was a wall covered in printed out fan art and screenshots. I think there was a Pearl pillow involved too.

>>92872263
I am so fucking jealous of Marco

>>92889776
I don't know, like you want a character to be happy but that person doesn't necessarily have to be you. Mind running me through the definition of waifu again? You can't claim your waifus just because you wanna fuck 'em, right?

>>92872263
I'm no expert, but wouldn't you notice if that thing got stuck in your ass?

>>92856719
Legally in my country

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>>92889603
excelent taste

>>92880998
Yeah this. Just post a fuckton of times. One giant reply is a hassle to sort.

>>92889983

No, that's pretty much it. A character you would marry and make happy, even at the cost of your own enjoyment.

>>92881029
Great taste Anon

Btw misery