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University of Phoenix animated ad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TTd2FmYr0g

Thoughts?
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A waste of tuition dollars for an ad that over promises the value of an online IT degree.

But I'd still fuck and provide for that milf.
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>>92852353
>We Can Do IT
i already know what its gonna be about
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>single mom in a big house
>they fire her last
>she has enough money to learn IT and support her usual lifestyle
So much wrong but the mom is hot.
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>>92852353
>literally propaganda
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>92852454
You have to be 18 to post here son.
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>>92852472
no, anon is right. propaganda
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>>92852498
How?
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>>92852472
18 is the new 12.
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>>92852498
>>92852504
I'm not either of these guys but... it's not really propaganda, as it was put out by a for profit company and not a government. It's still a gross exaggeration of what an online IT degree will get you.

>>92852454
>BWAHAHA(forced all caps laugh)

I think forced all caps laughter is my least favorite thing? It is so cringey
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>>92852566
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>>92852353
About as worthless as a non-STEM degree tbqh
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>>92852566
Welcome to commercials.

Joining the Marines won't have you fight a dragon or be a giant diamond golem be cut to perfection.
Cats actually don't sing the meowmix jingle, nor puppies don't send rhyming letters about K9 Advantage.
Don't Wake Daddy doesn't involve up to 4 kids having fun.
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>>92852353
Is that the mom from the Jehovah's Witness cartoons?
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>>92852353
A kingdom to the first drawfag who turns her into a hooker! Unless it's Shadman.
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>>92852353
We doing animated ads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8nyGzOLsdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_e_PSBknA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXppMqUVMYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_nL1PWWSDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOnrzULj-BE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djVG0E0807Y

they lay it on thick
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>>92852353
This pic looks like the beginning of a porn
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>>92852934
Nigga, does this look like a commercial thread to you?
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>>92853008
...what's it suppose to be?
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>Not joining the military after high-school

>Getting experience, credentials and benefits

>After 6 years grab a comfy government job

It's a literal lazy way through life.
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>>92852817
Okay, that last one made me laugh.
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So art of Mom getting fucked silly by robot arms when?
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>>92852817
>Don't Wake Daddy doesn't involve up to 4 kids having fun
You played it wrong then.
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>>92853131
fishing for porn...or complaining that a commercial pandered to single mothers with promises of empowerment.
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>>92852934

>Orangina

man, this takes me back.
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>>92852353
ont worry, someone else will pick up her debt when working at a factory, studying and raising two kids doesnt work.
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She should find herself a nice, well-to-do man to marry and help look after the kids.
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>>92853203
>It's a literal lazy way through life.

Unless you get shipped to some God-forsaken sand-people country and get shot by some old surplus Soviet weaponry or blown up by a home made shrapnel bomb.
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>>92853750
good luck with that
automatisation, outsourcing and the increasing demand for more and more expensive and time consuming degrees got rid of anything like that
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>>92852934
FUCK YES WE ARE
>>92853672
nah fuck off. we /pharmaceuticalgradewaifu/ now
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>>92853851
>increasing demand for more and more expensive and time consuming degrees
>people actually believe this
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>>92853877
Forgot link like a fag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCWcLnWGP8
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>>92853750
I'd like to think any man smart enough to be "well-to-do" is also smart enough not to get involved with a woman over 30 with kids, ESPECIALLY not marry her.
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>>92853894
most of what you learn there is completely useless if it isnt an actual class that only exist so the university gets more goverment money and not to prepare you for anything at all or to inflate the amount of money you have to splurge and debt you have to get into.
As degrees become more expensive and take longer to get and chances of being able to find any job with them become more scarce then going there becomes more pointless.
Think of all the things you could do with those 5 or so years instead
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>>92853828

Assuming I'd be dumb enough to be in the front lines.

25B
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>>92854046
>working with anything tech related in the military
Your life is a worse hell than the grunts who walk around in the desert.
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>>92853750
Who would waste money in ad for that?
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>>92854084

I'll have to admit and agree with you.
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>>92852928
keep this thread alive a few hours and well see.
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>>92852353
Isn't that the school that's a for profit scam
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>>92852928
Well she has prior experience in drilling.
Too bad a robot will take that job one day too
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>>92852353
>single moms
not a fan
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You guys literally latch onto anything that moves
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>>92855737
They're all for profit scams

Go look up how much college administration as a percentage of college staff has exploded, and then go look up their salaries.
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>>92852353
she saw how everybody else was dying slowly to the point that she knew what was comming, and didnt thought anything about what to do?
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>>92854084
>>92854140

Fucking pogues man
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>>92853828
Like 70% of the military is support jobs.
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>>92852817
Are you telling me that drinking pom wonderful won't give me a purple pomegranate stand?
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>>92853203
>tfw military rejected me for asthma
Should I just kill myself?
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>>92853877
>>92853913
>Pharmaceutical waifu
>Not Abilify moms

C'mon, son.
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>>92857112
if it bends over, yes.
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>>92857791
Immediately

OP mom is hot but depression MILF is best
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>>92853750
Sure they're cute now until they get to the "you're not my real dad!" Phase.
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>>92852934
>That McDonalds ad
>"Don't forget, you're here forever"
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>>92854084
>tfw you constantly hear horror stories from armourers about how bad grunts can fuck up their guns
Those poor, poor guns.
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>>92857857
Antidepressant ads are fucking creepy.
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>>92853203
>Be Canadian
>Get a government LEO job (police, sheriffs, peace officers, boarder control, etc)
>work a 4 day on, 4 day off rotation making $80,000+ a year starting off, and get basically all your dental and medical covered by the government, even fucking chiropractors are free, all on top of pension
Cops in Canada are the most over payed, benefit swimming low skill entry job you could possibly hope for, and they're always hiring, especially if you have a police studies degree.
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goddamn commercials and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHmQN0ECU5Y
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>>92852353
Who takes care of the kids and babies while she is working?

Are feminists ever thinking about this?
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>>92854084
How so?
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>>92858330
Almost the same in the US for certain priority positions, until Trump came along and sharply cut budgets in all sectors, hardly any openings at all anymore.

I used to go to the strip club every night with the money I made from the government and military...
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>>92858622
Imagine the worst way you could possible fuck up a tank without it ever actually seeing combat, like the single most beyond retard thing you could realistically do to it.

Grunts will manage to make whatever you just thought of look like a minor, mundane issue. Never leave grunts in charge of anything, especially marines.
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>>92853203
>always see post like this
>can never tell if its military shills and recruiters trying to bait people into Military and if the military actually is life on ezmode
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>>92858881
My sergeants relate it akin to dignified welfare.
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>>92853877
>>92853913
Is there any r34 of her, specifically on-model? She's a cutie.
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>>92852430
Anal?
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You need a medical kneebrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxdXNX_NIOk
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>>92852934
>Not posting the bra commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5N6d-O0kk
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>>92853828
there was a time being sent to europe was good thing
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>>92858881
As a regular /k/ poster the one thing I've come to learn is the military is basically a really boring, shitty dead end job where you spend two years vacuuming parking lots and getting barrack inspections everyday where you'll get your ass chewed out because you're monster girl hentai magazines aren't perfectly angled on your desk and the cum stains on your bed aren't a perfect 4 inch diameter.
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>>92853203
I have eczema. Also, why on earth would you want to go get yourself killed for the current administration?
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>>92862192
>would you want to go get yourself killed for any current administration?
ftfy
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>>92853877
Why the fuck did this never get picked up?
https://vimeo.com/142915517
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>>92858494
The TV.

That's why we're here.
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>>92862098
I see what you did there.
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>>92852934
Oh, we doin' commercials? I got some:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCGgoMhyfM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_7G4hPQpe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVD9zCZMJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4mL7YBmpqc (technically /a/ or /m/, but whatever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi5qoxxQpMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRv770vrzeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmQ2BG6fZrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmQ2BG6fZrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odFn4VRTUtM

I could go on and on, but I think I'll leave it here.
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>>92862575
Sorry, posted one of the ads twice.
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>Not sucking the bosses dick to keep job
>Not becoming a camwhore
>Not whoring herself on backpage
>Not whoring children on the side

It's like she WANTS to be poor
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>>92862745
>>Not whoring children on the side

w-what
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>>92862745
>Not whoring children on the side
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>>92862745
>Not whoring children on the side
Lewd
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>>92862745
>>92862784
>>92862819
>>92862848
>samefag
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>>92862745
I could understand the first three but COME ON at the last one
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>single moms are so brave!
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>>92862745
Shake go away.
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>>92852353
HAHA strong independent womyn don't need no men
They can have it all
two kids, household, fulltime job, study IT, friends and hobbies.
>Wow women are more unhappy. Why could this be?
This shit is the reason more and more women are unhappy
Fuck this.
Have children or a career
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>>92862745
Girl's cute but the boy needs to grow his hair out, got a cut e face but no one likes a boy that's too butch and taking it up the ass.
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>>92858881
Unless you're going for every possible tab and qualification, you ain't gonna be seeing shit. Military life is what >>92858970 said. Its diginified welfare for most. The way modern wars are fought support at home is lost incredibly easily so the loss of a single life is a massive hit and thus only the most well qualified and least likely to die or get others killed are put anywhere near combat.
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>>92862995
Man, all you gotta do is throw a dress, a wig and some make up and he's a high market hot item.

Just imagine it..
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>>92852934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hErjhQ0yrZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ8B774CYZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuavPx0peFc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIiHEjcYEBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xKL5B5yUoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hWkwCujNbw

also reminder that the minions are anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IpP41RrN58
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>>92862874
Sir, do not get mad from making sense in the real world
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>>92863072
SHAKE GO AWAY
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>>92852353
>No wonder they kicked her out of the job. She used a drill for wood, drilling in metal.
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>>92863072
That girl would sell more though
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>>92862745
She could sell her ass on backpage but it might be dangerous, so I'd go with the camwhore route
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>>92862992
>women get sold on careers
>turns out the only people insane enough to actually want to live the hellish workaholic lifestyle of a career person are hyper competitive men who die from heart attacks and have no free time ever
>literally no sane human being would want that kind of life
>an entire generation if women got duped into becoming saggy career women who quit at 30 to settle down, but then nobody wants them cause there's just younger girls who haven't fucked up their life, they're going to grow into sad old cat ladies or kill themselves, female suicide statistics in that category are rising
>meanwhile men got a free pass to NEET it up and make thousands by playing vidya on the internet

Bruh, women shouldn't have careers period, at least if they want to be happy double the work force just means that they went from wanting a part time job to being forced into horrible workaholic careers, and literally every fucking woman on the planet goes baby crazy around 30, be they butch lesbians or strong women, literally every single woman who has ever lived as a general rule wants a family, and they got cucked out of that.

There's no sweeter irony.
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Why was she the last one to be fired?
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>>92863245
She was blowing the boss until even himself couldn't save her
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>>92863236
Are lady suicides really rising?
Also being a NEET is a sad life. Unless you're only technically NEET
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>>92863236
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>>92863245
doing "overtime" for Boss
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>>92863236
Seriously, why do so many women these days shit on the house wife lifestyle? Do they not realize how fucking easy mode it is?
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>>92863292
yes
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/18/womens-rights-happiness-wellbeing-gender-gap
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>>92863072
>wig
you think the sickos renting kids are going to be gentle? They'll want something to grab so he';ll look them in the damn eyes while they defile him instead of crying into that damn rabbit.

>>92863268
Gotta save her for the Family Pack
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>>92863245
>"Sir I know you're forced to lay off a lot of people..but could you give me some.."
>She exposes her fat tits
>"..Extra time?"
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In reality she'd be better off as a skilled machinist with experience than having a BS from university of phoenix.
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>>92863321
you can't tax housewives.
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>>92863380
>skilled machinist
>woman
But that would be unrealistic anon
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>>92852353
Looks like that dude is about to fuck her over that table.
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>>92863321
>feminist
They shamed those women into hating it
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>brown
>single mother
>stronk STEM woman

any other boxes I forgot to check?
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>>92863321

Maybe they don't want to be a personal maid and baby incubator for another person.
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>>92863380
Another one of modern memes along with the whole "women can do anything men can and be happier for it" is that every single person needs a uni degree despite that devaluing the fuck outta em. Nobody even knows about trades because high schools are on permanent "push universities" mode.
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>>92863161
>Using the shitty OVA for reaction images
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>>92863462
But that sounds hot af sign me in
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>>92863236
>meanwhile men got a free pass to NEET it up and make thousands by playing vidya on the internet
Both are unfulfilling as fuck, the family is the nucleus of society and destroying it is a stupid idea.
>>92863462
And maybe being a slave for either your own business that statistically won't do anything but break even or someone else isn't fun either but maybe breaking it down to stupidly simplified roles is dumb.
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>>92863462
>Only have to work a few hours a day
>Can get your kids to do all the work for you for like $10 a week
>Free cock
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>>92863520

>And maybe being a slave for either your own business that statistically won't do anything but break even or someone else isn't fun either but maybe breaking it down to stupidly simplified roles is dumb.

I'd rather get out of the house and work at a job I like instead of cleaning and looking after kids all day.
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>>92863434
>"Boss, there must be "another" way for me to keep this job.."
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>>92863464
>>92863520
>>92863566
>>92863236
>>92862992
>>92852430
>>92852454
Oh wow we have this Thread again
/pol/ could you please just leave /co/ for once?
This is a nice ad encouraging women to work in STEM fields. How could anyone with his right mind dislike this?
>>92863590
You go girl!
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>>92863520
>Both are unfulfilling as fuck
Not if you take enjoyment from shitposting all day, which a lot of people round these parts do
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>>92863775
anon...we're dying inside.
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>>92863708
Because suggesting impossibilities as reality is not good or healthy for anyone.
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>>92863590
>I'd rather work at a job

Anon, no one wants to work at a job. That's why it's called a job, if money wasn't involved nobody would do it.

You're lying out of your teeth if you're telling me you wouldn't rather do some basic cleaning, which is psychologically gratifying for anyone to do, learn how to cook, which many people do as as fucking hobby, take care of children, which is what adults are supposed to do anyway because they're YOUR children too and you want them to not get fucked up and they'll be in school anyway llamo day anyway, and have a ton of free time for your artistic and even social pursuits.

No, really, just sit down and think about it. Why the fuck do you think you'd rather work a miserable job for someone else in a shitty economy? Who told you that was a thing worth wanting, if you can avoid it?

Bitch open your fucking eyes, the government just wants to double the work force to get more tax money out of you. There's nothing good aboUT women working, everyone used to toil the fields indiscriminately until men decided to try and spare women most of that oain, and now you want to inflict it on yourself despite the sacrifices people made to prevent that, to give you a better life, with only the bare minimum asked back from you?

How entitled can you fucking be?
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>>92864995
>No, really, just sit down and think about it. Why the fuck do you think you'd rather work a miserable job for someone else in a shitty economy? Who told you that was a thing worth wanting, if you can avoid it?
i like working as an animator and i wouldn't trade it with anything on this planet.
Hell i would draw requests and animations for free if someone would give me shelter and some food.
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>>92865128
Yes but you'd rather do it for yourself, or for a group of like-minded artists, rather than doing it so some rich piece of shit can steal more money from the rest of society. Right?
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>>92865184
Yes...got me there
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>>92852353
why not just buying the already drilled steel plates
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It's cute, I liked it. It's somewhat questionable how a single mom who has a blue collar job can afford it but fuck it, it's an ad.
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>>92865312
>i like it
>everything in it is questionable
>but i like it
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>>92865247
it's a metaphor
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>>92865247
will they make donuts out of it?
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>>92865346
Beer doesn't instantly make you have confidence and get tons of bitches, Pepsi doesn't create world peace, McDonolds doesn't fill the emptiness in my heart that was left after my dad died.

It's an ad nigga, they all tend overreact and try to get an emotional response. Trying to think critically of them is a fools errand, just like it for what it is. Or as much you can like an ad anyway.
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>>92852353
Can't watch video right now but is the chick in the video going for an engineering degree? That's pretty neato.
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>>92862036
Holy shit.
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>>92852353
So, when is the porn?
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>>92852433
>So much wrong but the mom is hot.
maybe she was doing "night work"
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>>92852353
tie that hair back. jesus christ. do you want o lose your scalp?
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>>92866358
THIS

I almost lost a finger due to using a globe and another guy lost one, those shit are dangerous
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>>92864995
This is true autism. I bet you're a fucking NEET.
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>>92866358

Those gloves don't look suitable for what she's doing, either.
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>>92864995
Anon it sounds like you'd rather be a housewife than anything else.
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>>92863124
They couldn't get Steve Carell to do some lines in Chinese?

That would have been fucking great
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>>92862069
I unironically find these three characters more likable than any Disney animated protag in the past few years.
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>>92852928
>hooker
what exactly do hookers wear?
So far all I got is a miniskirt and maybe fishnets
Oh and heels
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Take a look at these masterpieces:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABRrctkPcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqnPh7hmFZk
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>>92852817
DRESS BLUES WITH A SWORD!
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>>92852353
Unfortunately, there's no way in hell that retraining is ever going to make up for the jobs lost to automation. Not even trade barriers could solve much in the long term either.

Basically, we're looking at an inevitable labor collapse within the next few decades.
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>>92858494
>Are feminists ever thinking about this
more than you apparently.
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>>92863236
>meanwhile women got a free pass to NEET it up and make thousands by playing vidya on the internet
ftfy
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>>92852934
>Lypt commerical
I like it. Nice little story.

>Korean Love Hotel
.....da' fuck?

>Ruby commercial
Meh

>Spain Christmas lottery
What better way to celebrate the birth of Christ by advertising gambling? Nice commercial through.

Didn't bother with the other two cause they seem really dumb.
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>>92873699
It's a tradition in spain to buy a lotto ticket as a stocking stuffer. Better than fucking christmas crackers
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I think these commercials are really insidious for both men and women. I recently graduated with a degree in ECE and people really don't realize how bad it's going to get for people who are under skilled. Economist et al like to harken it back to the days of horse -> automobiles and that there will be growth in other areas to offset the employment opportunities lost due to automation, but the breadth of change (and how fast it will change) due to something like self-driving trucking (shipping, logisitics ect) is going to be fucking biblical. A vast majority of Americans (and humans, as costs of manufacturing are driven down with each new tech. iteration) are just going to become obsolete overnight, re-training won't save us (assuming that most people under or unemployed now even have the aptitude to be re-trained) and will have no bargaining power at all in the new world they exist in, no systems in place to protect them.
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>>92852353
>all males loss their jobs first.
>last person being fired its just because of gender quota.
I didn't want to believe it, but /pol/ maybe is right.
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>>92862069
> the sequel with the new mom doesn't feature her getting nursing bras
everything is shit
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>>92862036

Huh, I didn't even know there was a black version
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>>92875560
maybe you are /pol/ because your seeing stuff that isn't there
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>>92875451
>millions upon millions of unemployed lower class proles, idly wasting away with no chance for growth or a future

This can only end well. Even if you go full socialist and hope to pay off and soma up the listless masses into complacency, I doubt you'd get very far. Never has the globe had this many humans, and never have societies needed them less.
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>>92852928
So do I just usurp an existing monarchy? or do my current holdings just become their own sovereign kingdom? or is this like that deal where that white guy bought a plot of land in Africa then declared himself king so his daughter could be a princess? Or is it just that black empowerment thing in which we're all kings and queens?
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>>92863708
>/pol/ could you please just leave /co/ for once?
Not until tumblr leaves
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>>92876876
know you're work is appreciated and that you brought something of value from Phoenix's empty promises
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>>92876876
You will eventually inherit NK which brings the nice perks of being close to other asian countires for a steady influx of cute girls and/or ladyboys. And since NK is almost run like a monarchy already I doubt people will notice if you go all the way. You earned it.
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Fantastic commercial, but I think every anon should know that the University of Phoenix is not a proper university, but is instead a for-profit institution that does not have your best interests at heart.

Go somewhere else, like a proper state school.
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>>92852934
I really like how this fast food commercial "exposes" fast food industry for being soulless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUtnas5ScSE
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>>92852353
Great, now i can't listen to The Cranberries anymore.
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>>92863321
>>92863462
I've done it for a few month and it's seriously kino.
Nowadays houses aren't as big as before. Cleaning, cooking, shopping... As long as you dont do a bit everyday it won't take more than two hours a day. Once you're done you can do whatever you want. Going out, doing sports, whatever really.
I can't say shit on the baby part even if i know how time consuming those little thi,ngs are, but for the rest it's reaaally comfy.
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>>92863708
>How could anyone with his right mind dislike this?
Its not that, anon. Its the fact that she is portrayed as a single mother of two young children and she was working a crappy manufacturing job prior to her redundancy.

It highlights all the bad that exists today and treats it as normal - a woman who is left to raise two kids on her own either is a widow, or had shit choice of partners. If latter, then wtf is she doing working, and who is looking after the kids?

The message in itself is not bad, the message exists on a foundation of LIES that destroy humanity with each generation that grows up in single-parent, neglected households. Raising children was never a one-person job, if it were, we would reproduce via spores.
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>>92863708
No the real question is how anyone can buy into this shit? It's a nonsensical fantasy promoted by a for profit university. Only an ignorant moron could possibly enjoy that ad. So tumblr could you please just leave /co/ for once? You're just as bad as the /pol/tards.
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>>92863462
>sleep in until 9AM
>clean up the house in a couple of hours
>fuck around on 4chan till lunch time
>cook something in an hour
>receive working wife at home
>spend rest of my day doing whatever I want

It's hard work, but damn it'd be comfy.
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>>92875560
/pol/ is always right in the long run. That's why they can afford to be such assholes all the time; they always get the gratification of telling us "told ya".
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>>92852353
Women emporement aside, this advert is revealing a more troubling problem, the integration of AI with no regard of what will happen to the job market. It's the equvilent of building a gun with the barrel aimed right at your face.
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>>92852353
uh ok, where to fucking START...

first, why would she STILL be working that job if it was automated? im sure she would have been given notice long in advance.

second, working THAT job? and living in THAT house? WITH TWO FUCKING KIDS ALONE? how much money was she fucking making, an absurdly unrealistic amount?

third, why the FUCK isn't she using her skills as a machinist in other places? i doubt her UoP degree is gonna grab her a job ASAP

fourth, A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!
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>>92852353
>gets kicked out from work by technology
>works in IT
Yeah, I'm sure no problem will arise in the future with this employment strategy.
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>>92881624
>/co/mblr meme

Nice try /pol/. Fuck off.
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>>92865128
oh ok

and if you got paid a shit wage and not say on commissions? exactly, you wouldn't anymore and it would be a hobby

i do the same shit, i draw, but i couldn't make it a real job because i'd burn myself out doing shit that isn't what I want to do

and even THEN, what i want to do won't get me paid because thousands of people draw the same shit i draw, so no one will ever see it on patreon

yes, i use it, i want free fucking money like everyone else that uses it for their scams. fuck off.
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>>92863590
>>92863520
>>92863462
I always wanted to be a house husband. Take care of the kids, cook, and I personally find a lot of chores like doing laundry and dishes to be simple enough tasks to let my mind relax. Unfortunately, even with more career oriented women out there nowadays, men like myself are expected to get a job anyway.
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bunp
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>>92857755
Was that a...
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>>92852506
25 is the new 18.
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>>92862745
>Not whoring the children on the side

Fuck off, Shake
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