Why do people still think Batman can take on Wonder Woman?

They do?

>>92849500
That's kind of hot.

Same reason they think he can take on Supes.

>>92849511
You know how batman fans will give that bullshit on Batman's prep time with taking on everyone?

I had an argument with that same person today

>>92849511
Oh there's a lot of delusional Batfags, my friend

I've literally never heard anyone say that.

However I do hate when people act like Diana is like the ultimate warrior or some shit. The only martial arts she knows are Amazon wrestling and sword-fighting, and she was never in a real fight before she left the island.

But that's all part of the trend of turning Diana and the Amazons into Spartans.

>>92849500
I remember JL:Doom... If batman is smart he can win the JL..
If he is not prepared for them, like Injustice Batman.. With allies he can win or lose against them..

>>92849522
I don't know about wonder woman but batman could take on superman

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>implying Batman couldn't take on WW

OP's pic is a poor example, Batman didn't want to hurt Diana and he was after someone else, which WW had to protect.

If it was a full on fight, Batman would win

>>92849574
...All Diana needed to do was snap Bruce's neck and the fight's over, are you shitting me?

Unh... one of the most consistent thing in the Batman and Wonder Woman dynamic is that Batman, for whatever reason, doesn't like to engage Wonder Woman. Sometimes it's because they want to push the whole "goddess without weakness" thing, sometimes is because they want to push "he respect her warrior expertise and know he wouldn't win", sometimes is "he luevs her boo hoo".

So i don't know why people would believe that when they've never fought in anything ever.

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>>92849500
Batman doesn't even think he can take on Wonder Woman in a fight. He said she's better than him at fighting even without powers. His only plan for beating her is calling Clark to punch her shit in.
>>92849519
This

>>92849606
Pretty sure you're being baited.

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>a woman
>beating Batman
You can't be fucking serious.

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>>92849607
>>92849608

So Batman is pretty much a bitch, when it comes to WW?

I think i lost some respect for him

>>92849635
Lady Shiva routinely trounces Batman

>>92849645
Dude, Diana WEARS the pants when it comes towards anything involving Bruce

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>>92849645

That's pretty much the whole bases of the Batman and Wonder Woman friendship or whatever else ship. Batman's always shown as her bitch.

>>92849670
Holy shit, I think I'm losing respect for Batman too.

Jesus christ

>>92849645
He's just a dude with a plan, which can work when you can find your opponent's kryptonite, but here there's no hole in her abilities for him to exploit.

>>92849670
Why is this hot to me? The idea of WW just making Batman as her bitch

>>92849608
This picture raises questions. What events would transpire for Wonder Woman to have Batman in a triangle choke? My understanding is that she could snap him like a twig, so conventional grappling probably wouldn't happen.

>>92849608

>His only plan for beating her is calling Clark to punch her shit in.

That's only in the Nu52 where they wanted to show Wonder Woman as the most powerful loose-cannon in the world, thus necessitating Superman to act as her watchdog.

In everything else his plan is to literally talk her down because for some reason they have some sort of understanding or whatever. It's fucking stupid.

>>92849645
>So Batman is pretty much a bitch, when it comes to WW?

These days, yes. In the old days he could throw a Batarang with some rope attached to it to tie her up and win instantly.

>>92849703
She's just subduing him.

Her strength means she can hurt him but Batman is an expert martial artist so could still throw Diana around and be a pain in the ass.

>>92849703
They're probably just sparring, or more accurately she's training him. In the asrt of cunilingus.

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So could you guys recommend some comics where Wonder Woman beats Batman's ass badly/makes him as her bitch in certain situations?

I think I'm gaining a new fetish on this

>>92849723
Aren't the contigency plans also in case they get mind controlled?
Stupid indeed.

>>92849735
That's a shoddy way to do bondage.

>>92849645
>>92849689
Why lose respect for the character? It's the retarded authors' fault. People have disrespected Batman for years.

>>92849689

It's much worse, man. Wonder Woman making Batman kiss her boot in Hikiteia is the least pussywiped Batman has act towards her. There are instances of her telling him to shut up or calling him out in front of other characters and him doing it without a peep. Fuck, she once slapped him and drew blood, and he didn't do anything.

is there any dick or cunt that wondy hasnt taken in the history of DC?

>>92849804
She literally never slept with anyone canonically until New 52 Superman.

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>>92849789

>>92849771

What if the Batarang lodges itself in her mouth?

Why are you guys so surprised? This a guy that has his ass handed to him by his own sidekicks.

>>92849804

Fuck off Bendis

>>92849744

Wonder Woman: Hikiteia.

>>92849842
That looks like she's doing it because it's dangerous to pick it up.

>>92849759

Yeah. There was an excuse of the lasso, but that is still dumb because that thing is inconsistent as fuck and she could be mind-controlled and not her lasso with her to shield her from the mind-control.

>>92849606
>he doesnt know

>>92849808
She shouldn't sleep with anyone except Steve Trevor after they get married. Heroes should remain pure.

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>>92849887

>>92849550
You know WW isn't invulnerable right? Technically, it would be easier than taking on Supers as he wouldn't need kryptonite.
Superman just jobs hard against Batman.

>>92849645
Wonderwoman is the daughter of zeus, is one of the strongest beings on the planet, and actually has the will to kill when necessary. Her creation was partially inspired by bdsm dominatrices. It's not like there's nothing to support the dynamic. Maybe batgod likes a change of pace in his private life.

>>92849913
>Batman has to point out he's an atheist after all the shit he's seen, including divinely powered items like Diana's lasso
Perfectly logical.

>Diana can recognize child blood by scent
That's fucking creepy.

Who wrote that shit?

So is wonder woman invulnerable to bullets, and piercing weapons now? The no contingency plan except superman thing kind of falls apart if she isn't.

>>92849808
>>92849911

She always fucks Superman, though, specially in Elseworlds, where she also gets impregnated by him. That's like her sole purpose when paired with him. They always hammer the baby angle.

>>92849980
>Wonderwoman is the daughter of zeus
MADE FROM CLAY

>>92850063
Which is weird to me. What is it some sort of Übermensch/powerlevel faggotry?

>>92849645
>>92849689
>The man isn't being the alpha that he should be lol no respect.
Careful boys, your insecurity might be showing there.

>>92850057

In Nu52, where she was a demigoddess daughter of Zeus, she was invulnerable and thus Batman contingency for her was to use Superman, who's stronger than her, to stop her.

In everything else she where she's a normal human born from clay and granted super-powers by her gods as blessings, she is vulnerable to bullets and such and Batman contingency for her is a heart-to-heart talk because i don't know.

>>92850063
Wondy's greatest goal in life is to raise a strong willed, neck-snapping warrior that will replace weaklings heroes like batman, and superman.

>>92849913
Batman you literally have met The Spectre, a divine agent of god. How the fuck are you an atheist?

>>92849648
Defeated with one punch in Public Enemies. Batman defeats her in Arkham Origins. And the only time which LoA was actually dangerous in recent memory was when it changed its name to Leviathan, which Lady Shiva didn't have much to do with. She sucks.

>>92850166
This triggers me about comics. If some smart character meets ANYTHING magic or spiritual he has to say he doesn't believe in it, besides it clearly being real, in his face, and it's like the hundredth time he's faced the supernatural.

>>92850166
Logic, ain't gotta explain shit.

>>92850096

>What is it some sort of Übermensch/powerlevel faggotry?

Unh... yes? That's the sole purpose of the pairing. Why else pair Superman and Wonder Woman, the most iconic and powerful super-heroes in the company? If the constant theme of baby making isn't clue enough, the god complex Superman and Wonder Woman adopt when paired together or the whole "we're equals, so that means we should fuck" attitude should be enough.

>>92850201
It can be done humorously but yeah usually it's just some dumb fedora tipping.
Although some geniuses "not believing" in magic is also somewhat of a handwave as to why they don't learn it (which in reality is because you don't want all your heroes to have the same schtick).

>>92850166
>>92850201
It's illogical part of the time but also makes sense sometimes too.

Like League of One revolved around entirely around a prophecy which Bruce correctly deduced as bullshit, yet he also denies the existence of all the mystical stuff while doing shit like taking a dryad hostage.

>>92850233
I'm fairly casual to DC desu, so I think I've only read it in Kingdom Come, where it maybe sort of makes sense thematically (but still feels like powerlevel faggotry a bit).

Much like how Wonder Woman is used to make Superman look more manly, heroic and sympathetic, Batman is used to make Wonder Woman look more empowered, heroic and sympathetic.

It always has been that way.

>>92850267
People see through Mysterio's bullshit that doesn't mean they believe Dr. Strange is also all smokes and mirrors. You can have bullshit prophecies in a world where real propecies exist. Skepticism isn't blind conviction.

>>92850177
>movies and video games
Great evidence.

>>92850279

>but still feels like powerlevel faggotry a bit)

It totally is. It's all about power worship, including the unpleasant racial connotations there. For example a consistent thing is that their children are always shown to be the most powerful beings ever because of their father superior genetics. Never mind that Wonder Woman's powers are usually magical blessings and thus shouldn't be hereditary.

>>92850370
Public Enemies came from the pages of Superman/Batman, it wasn't turned into an animated movie until years later. And Leviathan is part of Grant Morrison's run on Batman comics, nothing to do with movies or video games. Heh! Better luck next time, kiddo! *turns and walks away laughing*

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>>92849913
>Ah. that explains the near severing of my atheistic hand. Perfectly logical.

>>92849989
>insane batman preper post here

>No, that batman noting how he already had the problem under control. One hand is religious the other is not, this allows him to pick up or use all types of magical items a not get hurt.

>Dude's a master planner, you think he wouldn't plan for something like that?

>>92850525

JLA had great banter.

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>>92849500
>Batman's plan for stopping wonder woman is asking Clark for help
How would wondie stop this master plan?

>>92850436
Believing you can pass strong genes to your children isn't exactly racism. Since, you know, it's not about race in any way.

>>92850779

It's more about them being equals like none other thanks to their innate superiority in relation to others and thus that necessitating their joining in order to pump out a new master race.

>>92850769
By beating Clark's face in, he may have an edge in speed, toughness, and strength, but that can be counteracted with magical weaponry to deal with his toughness, and actually knowing how to fight, rather than being a brawler, covers for the rest.

>>92850865
I guess

>>92850769
One would think that given her powers are magically granted he could just force conditions where the magic contract is null, thus taking away her powers. He has done it with other magic users. She would still be a tough fighter but nothing batman couldn't handle.

Also she has been taken down multiple times by villains using knockout gas pellets. I think Batman might have some of those somewhere.

>>92849550
Batman has never had a clean victory over Superman in the comics.

>>92850941
Her powers are gifts from the gods, so unless he goes and personally convinces each god to take them away, that's not gonna happen.

>>92850941

Batman would never rob her of her powers even if he could, though.

>>92849500
He beat her offscreen in red son

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>>92850886
>Wondefags actually believe she can beat Superman

>>92851094
If she can lasso or hogtie him, he's toast.

>>92849525
why is it batman (and by extension the batfamily) gets a pass for pulling off prep time bullshit but if anyone else does it, they're god/villain mode sue?

>>92850963
So he doesn't even need to wear his Batman costume for this, is what your saying?

Because Bruce Wayne has traveled all over negotiating impossible deals before. This will be another tedious business trip for him.

>>92851255

Bruce would never rob Diana of her powers. He sees her as the hope for a better tomorrow, much like he sees Clark as the symbol of heroism.

>>92850166
>>92850201
I like to imagine that Bruce has 2 definitions for "god"

One is the term everyone knows about and bases their religion on. An almighty entity that created everything and can do everything he wants anytime he wants.

The other is more logical. "God" could just be another race of aliens. There's thousands of alien races that have all sorts of weird abilities, including giving powers to other beings(Oa and the lanterns).

When batman says he's an atheist, he's saying he doesnt believe in faith and that gods are just another bunch of people he hasnt made contingency plans for.

>>92849522
Supes actually has a weakness that Batman can exploit.

>>92849545
>she was never in a real fight before she left
I'm pretty sure the Amazons had some kind of combat sport going on for entertainment/training/blowing off steam

>>92849703
A sparring match

Snyder Batman beat Wonder Woman the first issue of endgame with some special inverse of the lasso he also came up with a plan for her in Tower of Babel so yeah id say two separate occasions vs the one occasion gives Batman the win

>>92849911
Fuck off Steve

>>92851617

His plans are always for her to not fight. He always trap her in an illusion.

What a fuckboy.

>>92850177
>Arkham Origins
using shitty video games as evidence, whew

>>92849500
Who even says this? Wonder Woman ain't got no Kryptonite, Batman would need to call in Supes or some other Kryptonian to handle her. Unless if we count to old comics which gave her arbitrary 1 off things like Aphrodite's law

Tower of Babel, bitches.

>>92851640
except in endgame he does beat her in a straight up fight she was drugged by the Joker and he straight beats her ass and she was trying

>>92851673

Endgame he trapped her with a bullshit magical lasso named Bind of Veils that trapped her in an illusion.

>>92851698
Yeah thats still a win

>>92849608
IMAGINE IF YOU GOT A BONER IN THAT SITUATION
HAHAHA

>>92851705

That's a little bitch move.

Even when the JL had to test Wonder Woman he asked Superman to shoot her in his place because he didn't had the heart to do it.

>>92851732
Still a win

Did this place take a turn into opposite land? Normally /co/ aggressively hates on batfags who say he can beat anyone far above his power level.

>>92851818
you underestimated the /r9k/ crossposters' extreme hatred for women.

>>92851579
Grappling only, no items, final destination?

Just accept it, /co/, that Batman never won any fight against Wonder Woman and that he's such a pussywiped bitch that he don't even want to engage her.

Wonder Woman > Batman.

Because any man with bolas can take out wonder woman. She loses her powers when she's tied up

>>92851967
Is this canon again?

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This thread made me lose respect for Batman.

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>people forget WW took down the league without preptime

>>92849545
The Amazons are immortal warriors who have been fighting monsters, guarding the gates of Tartarus and training in combat for thousands of years

That's a lot of time to hone their skills and gain experience

And yet Diana managed to surpass all of them when she beat them in the contest to leave the island with Steve Trevor

>>92851190
This, why can't anyone out prep the Bat today? Other than Joker.

>>92849500
Because Hiketeia had a shittly-written Bruce written by biggest WWfag right now.

>>92852665

But Batman lost in Hiketeia.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVvrmLSTsg

>>92852694

What does he say about WW?

>>92852711
If she is convinced she is fighting an equal (through virtual reality or hallucinogens) and has no choice to escape she could fatigue herself to death and trap herself in a neverending cycle of combat

>>92852686
that's his point. batman lost because the Hiketeia writer favors WW.
>>92852552
that's something that bugs me as well.
he can't prepare against joker because of the whole "agent of chaos" thing but if you place him in a vs thread with actual chaos gods, people will still say batman wins.

>>92852711
that she refuses to give up from a fight she believes she can win and will fight until her heart gives out sooner or later

>>92850166
I thought it was a joke. His HAND is an atheist.

>>92851530
By "real fight" I mean with actual stakes, not just games.

>>92852665
>Batman OGN
>Batman wins
>Wonder Woman OGN
>Wonder Woman wins
Woooooaaahhh

You people do know Wonder Woman can be killed by bullets, knives, and spears right? You really think Batman couldn't come up with a way to kill her with just a little Prep Time?

>>92849703
Foreplay.

>>92849774
It's the same logic that dictates that Superman is lame because he can't lose.

But Batman is awesome because he can't lose.

>>92851304
Bruce would do whatever he feels is necessary. There is no "NEVER" in his vocabulary.

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>>92849701
> Search for "Wonder woman pegging Batman" porn
>nothing

>>92854176

Search again. I have the picture saved on my HDD.

>>92854225

I mean i found some close calls, but most batmanxWW is vanilla as fuck.

closest one were kid WW and Batman from the DCAU

>>92854593

It exists. B&W commission, side view, Batman's got a bit in his mouth, WW's got the strap on, she's smacking his ass. I think one of the muscle fetish femdom artists drew it.

It's not on this computer, but I do have it.

>>92849500
Because Batman is their self-insert and people are narcissistic faggots?

>>92850177
>Public Enemies
a) She was brainwashed.
b) Jeph Loeb.

>>92852778
yeah they really dumbed him down in Hikiteia, he didn't go in prepared the second time

>>92851329
But he's talking about a divine (magic) item, the second version.
It's irrelevant whether he believes in classical God, that doesn't make Diana wrong for slapping it out of his hand.

>>92849989
>>92850166
>>92850267
>>92850525
>>92849913

>Atheistic
>Smelling children's blood

>Batman's hand suddenly follows a faith
>Diane suddenly has the superpower of discerning blood and its original owner

Whoever the author of this comic is, he's really, really crappy.

>>92849645
>>92849689
>>92852134
>waaaaa the character who's literally fought gods has one character he can't be
>I lost all respect for him

are you manlets serious?

>>92849500
Jesus christ my dick

>>92856127
*beat
I don't give a fuck about a typo, come at me

>>92853970
Not anymore.

>>92856127
I'M A MANLET
YOU'RE A MANLET
HE'S A MANLET
WE'RE ALL MANLETS
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A MANLET TOO

>>92856202
No, I wouldn't. I'm already 5'4". I have to throw shit at the top shelf in the grocery to get what I want to drop down. This is awful.

>>92850057
She's not bullet-proof. That's why she uses the bracers to deflect them. Her getting shot with a high-calibre bullet was a plot point in the most recent Rucka run

>>92849500
Because Batman can take on anybody the writers decide he can.
He's the embodiment of plot armor

>>92849645
>physically above average human with the power of being smart and having money is a bitch compared to a Superman-level demigod

Who would've thought

>>92854851
I hope it's a good artist because the description alone made my dick diamonds. One day i will search deeper and find it (not now, because i have work to do)

Batman can take her with prep time
A chemical agent that she'd inhale or via skin contact, with any desirable effect.

Prep time beats everything

>>92856672
this is retarded

isn't wonder woman relativistic? batman can't even react to her punching him.

in any case if both sides have prep time she just takes off her bracelets.

>>92849500
You notice how there's only 3 types of Wonder Woman stories.

Origin/Reboot.

As tough as Batman/Superman.

God of War stuff.

>>92849519
it's supposed to be. he's offering himself as her sub in this

>>92856800
That's how Batman beats her in Justice League: Doom.
That's how Not!BlackManta beats her in the JLU
That's how Batman beats her alternate-world version in crisis on two earths

>>92856672
Chemical agents are slow as the molecules of human shit to Wonderwoman.

>>92856982
Not in those examples.
WW is generally beaten indirectly via poison or gas. Sometimes magic.

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Why does batman get all the good ships

>>92849670
Kek, that subtle eyebrow frowning from WW.
>really? that's kind of sad

>>92857073
I dont think you realize how fucking fast Wonderwoman moves.

>>92857301
The best.

>>92851190
Because Batman is ultimately just a regular dude who knows some kung fu and wears a bat suit, he's a character who belongs in a world where the villains and super villains are all gangsters and lunatics, without only like one or two actually having powers (and even then those dudes would be a joke in the rest of the DC verse, supes could curbstomp Bane in seconds).

There is absolutely no way in hell Batman could realistic do anything against the rest of the DC villain lineup, so they have to give him some "muh prep time" excuse so he doesn't get torn in half the second he throws a harmless punch against Solomon Grundy or whoever.

>>92856127
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495953367950.webm

>>92857301
Diana really wanted to fuck Bruce in that show

>>92856202
BE A MANLET.
DRINK DR MANLET.

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>>92849645
Batman's a sub. What else is new?

>>92857476
I guess DC doesn't either?

>>92857617
Grundy gonna feel a lot worse

>>92851190
what is lex luthor for 400

>>92857301
Even as a kid Clark still looks like Chad Jr>

>>92857617
Different anon, I pretty much agree but where is it shown that solomon grundy is as strong as I see people talking him up to be lately?

I don't understand it. He does damage to superman because he's a magic being. I don't think he's necessarily hulk level as some seem to think as of late. And I really don't know what this resurgence is. I see his name a lot by normies on social media (not calling you a normie, just noticed an uptick). Is he in injustice?

>>92857617
Shouldnt Poison Ivy easily beat Batman by strangling him with her plant manipulation?

>>92857617
>that time Batman dad kills reverse Flash by stabbing him from a blindspot
That still never made sense since the Flash vibrates in reflex now

>>92858150
I think she's done that before but Batman pulls out magic plant killer from his belt

>>92858363
Can't Flash and Zoom pull a ZaWorldo with the speedforce?

Could Batman beat the fiend Matador? He just pulls you in from out of nowhere to fight him to the death.

>>92858147
Meh, Grundy, Shark King, Grodd, Darkseid, Captain Boomerang

Take your pic, most could easily stomp Batman

>>92849500
But I'm a Batfag, and I don't.

I see way less threads going "Batman could totally defeat ____!" than I do thread bitching about those nonexistent threads.

>>92857301
Batman's personality works well in contrast to others.

>>92858641

Specially wholesome and well-adjusted super-powered characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash and so on.

>>92857301
What is Batman and Wonder Woman's kid called

>>92856462

W-what happened anon? I don't follow her runs, but I don't want her to get hurt. Diana is for winning, not for getting shot.

>>92849545
She has superstrength and reflexes fast enough to deflect bullets with her bracelets. That's enough to make her a worthy opponent.

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>>92858681
FlashBats is underrated.

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>>92858771
There's a reason for the bracelets

>>92858821
>that one time in justice league flash could have had a three way with wonder woman and hawkgirl
https://youtu.be/BnznspjwtqY

>>92849500
I love it when Wonder Woman dominates people like that. Is there an evil version of her that keeps male sex slaves around?

>>92858771
>Even average load 9mm out of a 5" barrel has a velocity of 1100ft/s
>Diana can not only react fast enough, but can move fast enough to deflect (let's use the 15 meter rule) a bullet that would take about 0.06 milliseconds to reach her
Jesus, that's pretty terrifying

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The ABSOLUTE state of the Batfags.

>>92849500
Batman has some poison in his belt for that bitch

>>92849500
Mmm, she's really digging her heel into him.

>>92849519
Wonder Woman is always hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8ecxv8fEhQ

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>>92859030
>not posting the best part

>>92851190
Is this thread not giving Batman shit for being able to punch outside his weight class.
He can come up with shit that lets him beat a lot of people with powers, Learn to deal with it.

>>92859175
Oh god yes, submit to her, Batsy.

>>92859175
Diana heart skip a beat there if there were no people watching batman would get some snu snu.

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>>92849842
>It time traveled from the past to the present
>Carbon dating said its 1000BC

>>92859019
That's really unimpressive by comic standards tho. Pretty sure Spider-man can achieve similar stuff.

Batman beats Superman
Wonder Woman beats Batman
Superman beats Wonder Woman

That's just how the DC Holy Trinity has always worked.

>>92849500
Because Batfags hate it when Batman is not a mary sue.

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>>92859253
DC writers cannot into Maths or Physics, of course they don't understand the fundamental underpinnings of Carbon Dating.

>>92859275

This is pretty much the math. Batman's always shown as Wonder Woman little bitch boy that lower his head whenever she speaks hard with him, but then he goes and take Superman down with a convenient kryptonite. Meanwhile Wonder Woman always get wrecked by Superman.

>>92850166
Just because there are gods doesn't mean you have to encourage them

>>92849670
That's pretty much a "yes honey" from Batman. This shit is hilarious.

Because we know there are alot of writers out there who would happily have Batman pull something out of his ass to defeat her.

Batman could take on Dr.Manhattan with a delusional enough writer.

>>92849645
It's an interesting power dynamic.

Batman doesn't respect Superman's advice too much, but deep down is terrified of what would happen if he wasn't there.

Wonder Woman doesn't tolerate the bullshit that Batman tries to pull out of his ass and puts him in his place in daily basis. But still respects him for being a normal man among supers.

Superman is the only one that can look at Diana's eyes and tell her, without any bit of fear, "No, we ain't doing that shit". While still finding her a friend.

I find it kinda funny.

>>92859343

I feel that Batman being Wonder Woman's bitch is a way of writers throwing a bone to Wonder Woman fans since they always show her struggling to keep up with Superman. It's like "Okay, let's give her at least Batman to beat around."

>>92856051
You know that could have just been a joke.

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>>92850166

>>92859273
Compared to other heroes and villains that might be standard fare, but compared to humans she's basically walking death. Imagine trying to fire a shot at her only for her to move so fast it almost seemed like her arm just disappeared and reappeared in a different position.

>>92859465
Checks and balances.

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>>92850886
Superman punches her reality and breaks time and space, causing her dimension to collapse and then she is death... alternatively, he sings her out of existence.

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>>92859547

>>92850949
Superman never had a clean victory over Darkseid.

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>>92859030
>>92859175
God Damn

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>>92859582
>claims to be an aspect of GOD
>"Is there a heaven?"
>"IDK BRAH"
I don't blame Batman for being skeptical of the Spectre's claims.

>>92849500
Just how kinky would their sex be? Bondage would be involved, of course, but just how extreme would it get? Nipple clamps, sounding, spanking, rimjobs, and maybe even feetjobs?

>>92852694
And people wonder why most hate this story? Batwanking in it's greatest expression.

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>>92859175
>>92859030
>tfw I'm a Batfag and this is my fetish

>>92859030
>>92859175

>>92849500
But he can?

Allow me to set the stage:

>1 hour prep time
>Batman calls Olympus
>" Ayy. Your bitch is out of control, mind taking her powers away and shit?"
>"we got you, senpai"
>360 no scope

GG no re

>>92859030
>>92859175
I bet she wanted to fuck him right then and there

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>>92859030
>>92859175

>>92859175
>Batman feigns defeat
>has his hands all over Wonder Woman
>strategically places a nanite machine nuclear bomb in her boot
>allow her to walk away nonchalant

see? and I didn't even need prep time

>>92860183
Hey Snyder.

>>92858685
Greg Rucka decided to revamp Dr. Poison into a generic gun toting mercenary. In order to make her look like an actual threat instead of a complete joke he had her shoot WW, the character known for blocking bullets when she's not outright bulletproff, twice. He then proceeded to have WW effortlessly dispatch Dr. Poison, excuse me POISON, with two through-and-through large caliber bullet wounds in her chest and abdomen before spending the rest of the issue acting like nothing was wrong, thus defeating the entire purpose of making her vulnerable to bullets in the first place.

>>92853620
That's the hand that tips the fedora

>>92858587
That's the part I didn't dispute.

I disputed him being hulk level and wondered why he was popular suddenly. My own searching confirmed my suspicion he was in injustice.

Though I did also find clips from the 2000s JL show which showed him being quite a bit more powerful than I had understood or remembered him to be.

>>92860234
I'm right. Wonder Woman opened herself up to an attack, Batman would be able to find a way to make that happen again. Even if that means getting his shit beat in (i.e. Eobard Thawne in The Button)

>>92859465
That's why they are called the Trinity.

>>92860450
Of course you are, sir. I would never contradict you, Mr Snyder. By the way, How is your magnum opus about Batman and Nth metal going? I hope we get to see more of Batman being super awesome and perfect!

>>92850886
wait people really are at the level of delusion of thinking wonder woman could beat superman?

I thought that was just shitposters.

Do you really believe this? Are you the type that thinks the best karate master could stand a chance against an adept, much larger MMA fighter?

>>92860440
Like every hero/villain his power wildly changes depending on who's writing him, he used to be just a zombie but in recent years he's become an absolute powerhouse.

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>>92860496
lmao @ ur life

>>92860594
Yes, My Snyder. I am salty, as you say. Anything else you wish from me?

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Did you guys see the DCEU intro? it reminds me of the justice league cartoon.

DCEU intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTOOVQ582g

Justice league cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXph0arElKs


Only took 4films to get it right

>>92860689
>It took them 4 films to get rid of Snyder.

>>92860440
>>92860536
The in-universe reason is that his strength, durability, intelligence, and personality fluctuate with each reincarnation. There's a JLA arc where he comes back with full intelligence and his mobster personality intact then proceeds to wreck shit and try to download his brain into a robot body to break the reincarnation cycle.

There's a comic where Wonder Woman wrap her lasso on Batman's neck and push him forcing him to walk on his four like a dog on a leash. I'm trying to find it on Google, but i'm not getting any luck. I always thought that was weirdly hot.

are you discussing whether a non-flying brick with a rope can beat an intelligence hero

who the fuck are you people

>>92858684
Batman and Wonder Woman had a kid?

>>92860835
An AU, I think it was called Huntress.

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>>92849645

>basic female version of Superman

he would even be a bitch to child WW.

there's no shame in that.

>>92860722
but they didn't...

and yes I heard the news. but they didn't get rid of zack he stepped down for the time being.

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>>92852694
>heart and soul of the Justice League

If only that were still true

>>92860803
What's with this non-flying brick bullshit. Are you the kid calling Lobo a brick in the GL thread too?

Calling both Wondy and Lobo a non-flying brick kinda just shows how dumb your use of the phrase is.

>>92861253
Is MM back or what?

>>92861326
I don't think I've seen him yet. He has the cross-over with marvin martian coming up which I'm pumped for but I haven't seen him in anything else.

>>92861326
He has been back for a while now, and even had an ongoing in DC You.

>>92849500
Wondy is a top-tier dom.

>>92849645
>>92849670
>you will never have a firm, muscular Amazon goddess make you her bitch on a routine basis

Fuck everything.

it's criminal that there's no wonderwoman femdom porn

>>92849500
This is why I ship Bats and Wonderwoman lol.

Superman fags can get fucked.

>>92857989
wew

>>92849670
>man admits that despite the impossibility the team needs hope in getting back one of their own
>the person who challenged his cynicism is a woman and thus he's not a man
Wow you fucks are retarded.

>>92849500
Doesn't he have anesthetic gas that would work on her?

It worked when he fought Superwoman.

Obviously in a slugging match Batman can't beat someone with superhuman strength though.

>>92861913
Wonder Woman doesn't have super sucking powers, does she?

>>92850166
Because he lost his faith in God one cold night when a string of bloodstained pearls hit the ground and he knew that God had long abandoned us all.

>>92849913
How can a hand be atheistic? Are they both atheists? Is one agnostic? What about his chin?

>>92859665
>Is there heaven
>Yes but it may only feel real
>muh dead parents
>Aint allowed to tell

>>92850084
Are you implying there's something wrong with shapeshifting into clay then having your granddaughter caress and mold said clay until life springs forth?

>>92860521
She has a shot due to the magic weakness and he tries to match the powerlevel of his opponent which is far more of a chance than anyone could say for Batman. The odds are not remotely fair but her winning wouldn't be the grand surprise/bullshit tier that Batman winning would be on.

>>92856661

Hey, I found it on my external. I put it on /aco/

>>92850166
He isn't. It's just shitty writing.

>>92858069
A person smarter than the combined intelligence of the entire population of mankind several centuries into the future.

>>92862426
I honestly completely disagree. Except for the batman part. Clarks not dumb or a brute.

The only reason Clark ever loses, especially to these two faggots, is because "muh friends". Blinded-with-rage Clark, written in any competent way, would destroy them both.

I'm not even a powerlevel fag but this shit just gets annoying. At a certain point I have to throw my two cents in and call bullshit.

Canon feats for superman's strength negate literally anything the other two could throw at him. And Clark isn't a dumb brute fighter. Amazonian wresting would be no more sophisticated.

Any writer who ignores the speed differences is an asshole as well. Diana's super fast, but she isn't kryptonian fast and any writer making her so is doing it just because he likes her.

>>92849500
I mean, I'm not saying I'd place Bats above WW in a fight... but it's an interesting choice putting that battle as the OP.

Batman lost the fight, but he won the battle. He forced her to recognize that she was upholding two impossible standards of justice at once, and that she'd have to kill him, an innocent (and then all who came after) to protect the girl. She was in checkmate, and only was saved from breaking one of her moral foundations by the fact that the girl killed herself.

It's the same way that Lex beat Superman in Red Son. Lost the fist fight, won the war.

>>92862426
>grand surprise/bullshit tier that Batman winning would be on
How would it be surprising for someone who keeps kryptonite on them to beat Superman?

>>92849500
Because he did. With a magic artifact. I don't know which book it was from.

>>92862707
Blind-rage, actually pissed off, superman with no regard for life throws a large boulder on top of him in an instant and he's dead.

c'mon now.

Love batman, love TDKR, but c'mon.

Writers let batman best him because "he's batman."

>>92859413
Didn't Ozymandias Stop Manhattan or at least staled him? He was created in a fucking lab for christ sake?

>>92862857
I suggest you actually read Watchmen. It's not just all hype, they're good comics.

>>92862800
>Blind-rage, actually pissed off, superman with no regard for life
But that wouldn't be Superman anymore than Bruce using a pair of 1911s would be Batman.

>>92862707
Kryptonite takes a very long time to work on him (It's been sometimes explained as hm getting resistant due to how long he's been absorbing sunlight in addition to him eventually getting immune later)and Superman could just fly/leap/run away at any time then laser Batman's face off from orbit 5 seconds later.
Superman has WORN kryptonite to fight vs other kryptonians before. It still hurts like a bitch, but it's not an instant knockout.
The only reason Superman stays in range is generally him deciding to reason with Batman to not be an asshole instead as he does all the time in these battles.
It is not remotely the smoking gun you think it is. Batman winning entirely depends on Superman not bothering to fight because he thinks there can be a peaceful resolution.

>>92862970
I'm not even going to use the faggy, normie response of "but batman... gunz derrr first appearances."

I'm just going to point out that that's absolutely fucking stupid. You could use that same reasoning to say batman wouldn't use a weapon that could potentially kill clark.

>>92849913
So it's basically one of the Pillar Men's masks?

>>92862683
Batman's completely irrelevant to the battle, he's just a personified symbol of the tragedy of the story. You could replace him with a random cop and the story would play out the same. Within the context of the DCU Batman was equally at risk by the Furies as Diana was, as if he allowed Danielle to remain free he'd be breaking his vow as protector of Gotham, but if he captured Danielle over opposition by Diana he would be betraying his friend and comrade-in-arms.

Also claiming that Batman "won the war" only works if you believe that him hounding someone until they kill themselves to be morally congruent with his no-kill rule.

>>92862800
Superman just needs a definitive level of ability. Which will never happen knowing how everyone jerks him off.

>>92862707
Because Superman can literally move faster than Batman can think. All of Batman's countermeasures rely on Superman holding back. If Superman actually went evil he would merc Batman in fractions of a second. Hell, he doesn't even need to be close. He could nuke Batman from space if he wanted to.

>>92860722
>Implying Snyder isn't still the producer of all films and help shaping the movies in his vision.

How the fuck Batman didn't fucked her at least once? It's just unrealistic. With interaction like theirs they should have feral unprotected hatesex. No relationship though.

>>92863249
Writers just can't stand her fucking someone other than Superman.

>>92863070
Pretty sure that kryptonite has to enter his body to kill him. I can't see Batman stabbing Superman outside of an elseworlds or DCEU situation.

>>92863164
Well yeah, he represents obsession over one of the types of justice she struggles to balance.

Him hounding someone until they kill themselves is totally in line with his character. He'd try to stop them from doing it, but his relentless pursuit of his ideals is basically the foundation of what Batman is. I suppose it's more fair to say that the conflict was erased between them (rather than saying he won) but he put her in a no win situation.

>>92861913
Superwoman could literally knock Batman's head of in the microsecond after that gas touched her esophagus.

>>92863406
She was always in a no-win situation. Batman is simply the personification of that situation.

>>92863640
Batman is always a personification of something, he's a comic book character.

Should I just ignore any contributions you make to the conversation, as you are just an abstract representation of someone arguing with me on the internet?

>>92863249
It's like you've never met a woman before.

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I don't get why millions of ppl want Batman paired with WW when his baby mama is way hotter than her.

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>>92864874
I like the justice league version of the Batman and Wonder Woman romance. Ww gets giddy whenever she's near him

>>92864759
Just the opposite. With that level of teasing there is ALWAYS sex irl between two incredibly hot people.

>>92864874
Thing is Talia keeps raping the Bruce.

>>92849500
In Tower of Babel his contingency for her was a magic microchip that flew into her ear and put her into an endless virtual reality battle in her head.

If Batman has a magic flying microchip that can disable Wonder Woman, then WHY DOES HE HAVE TROUBLE WITH TWO-FACE?

>>92850949
He's never had any kind of victory, the closest he's come was in DKR where literally the entire universe was conspiring to give Batman every possible advantage, and all it could do was give him time to make a little speech before dropping dead.

>>92862707
Considering Superman could vaporize Bats with heat vision while standing ON MARS, kryptonite doesn't mean shit.

>>92862426
She doesn't have a shot, at all. The most her "magic weapon" have ever done was buy her enough time to kill Max Lord.

>>92865987
>Superman could vaporize Bats with heat vision while standing ON MARS
And you people wonder why we root for the underdog

Does WW even have a weakness Batman could exploit?

I mean, Supes has kryptonite, GL has anything yellow, Flash has a whole laundry list of possible ways to stop him, and WW has?

First and foremost, WW is a warrior. Warriors don't go easy on each other, even if its for practice or fun. There would be no "Oh, I've known Bruce for 5 years, maybe I shouldn't punch his face in". She'd kick his ass before he could react, even if it was just a sparring match.

Realisticly, the only way Bats could beat WW is if he stopped it before they started.

>>92851530
Were they going to kill her if she lost? No? Okay then.

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Wouldn't Wondy just need kryptonite gloves to own all idiots?

>>92866040
He can't be the underdog when he's the one with with most media and always keeps winning.

Only underdog in JL is Martian Manhunter.

>>92849549
That movie i based on a comic called Tower of Babel, in that comic his big anti-Superman plan was some artificial kryptonite. A what did it do? Made hi skin transparent. This made it painful for him to absorb energy, but that is literally it. And when he needed to, he still performed spinal surgery on the Flash, who was vibrating at the speed of light, which means Clark had to react perfectly to those vibrations or he would have killed him. Meaning, Batman's BIG PLAN only made Superman stronger AND DID NOT EVEN AFFECT HIS CONTROL. Batman's infamous prep time is pretty shit.

>>92865921
>Being so delusional as to believe this
What is wrong with you Superman fags? like seriously Batman even beat the shit out of Superman in Red Son which is a Superman comic.

>>92849980
>Maybe batgod likes a change of pace in his private life.

Judging by Catwoman's usual style, I'd say he does.

>>92849607
>for whatever reason
Because she has no easy weakness to exploit. She's fast and strong enough to kill him before he can think, and there's literally nothing to stop her.

I don't understand why it's so hard for you to see the checks and balances in the trinity.

Batman > Superman
Wonder Woman > Batman
Superman > Wonder Woman

Flash could beat both Superman or Wonderwoman, he beaten brainiac with his neutron punch.

The downside is that Flash would literally become part of speedforce

>>92849500
>Has WW boots on his head and is getting dominated by her
I don't get it how is he the loser in this scenario ?

>>92866189
That's retarded, WW has beaten Superman many times and it should be easier for her to do it than Batman.

>>92865894
He doesnt

>>92849500
>>92849500
>Why do people still think Batman can take on Wonder Woman?

Because he can.

https://youtu.be/zxYW0JtV6Mc

>>92866085
No one with access to Kryptonite would ever give her any, and The Flash should still beat her clean anyway.

>>92866270
>Wonder Woman

how retarded are you?

>>92866189
Okay but as you say

Batman with kryptonite > Superman
Superman > Batman without kryptonite

Wonder woman > Batman with or without kryptonite

So

Wonder woman with kryptonite > Superman and Batman

>>92866235
>>92866288

JUST FUCK ALREADY!

>>92866157
Batman beat Superman using Luthor's plan, not his own. And in the end he still lost because Red Son Batman was too stupid to remember Clark's allies.

And yes, that IS what happened in DKR.

>>92866415

Batman din't count on Wonder Woman sacrificing herself for Superman. He was pretty distressed about her safety for some reason.

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>>92866189
>Batman > Superman
Haaaa no.

>>92866249
Are you serious? She' never beaten him, she hurt her hand once when she hit him.

>>92866415
You mean the plot needs to continue so he lost. What about Endgame he kicked his ass then too? TDKR is not the only time Batman kicked Superman's ass deal with it

>>92866482

Why are Superfags so insecure? The other day you guys were complaining about Supergirl being stronger than Superman.

Batman has beat Superman many times.

>>92866396
Orgasm causes involuntary muscle reactions, if they had sex she'd literally crush his penis.

Wait, what am I saying, Batman doesn't have what it takes to make Diana climax in the first place, silly me.

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>>92866482
>She' never beaten him

>>92866085
Flash should be impossible to beat since no one should be able to react to him.

>>92866530
>insecure?
What insecurity? She has never beaten him, that is a fact. I'm not saying she CAN'T, I'm saying she HAS NOT. Ever. And neither has Batman.

>>92866548

Explain gods fucking mortals in Greek myths. Or Diana having a daughter with Steve in pre-CoIE Earth-2 universe.

>>92866556
>Flash should be impossible to beat
Yet they always find a way

It just depends on who's writing the story. If it's Grant Morrison, then Batman would definitely take it.

>>92866551
>Injustice
You mean the story where superman made everyone else' powers stronger? Yeah sure.

>>92866587
He can also remove the kinetic energy in your molecules instantly killing you.

>>92866579

Batman has.

>>92866580
Bad writing.

>>92866609
Cop out answer.

>>92866020
She has an entire armoury. Your phrasing makes it seem like you think she has only one.

>>92866630
Name one time, I'll prove it wrong.

>>92866646

Greek myths had bad writing?

>>92866655
Typo, weapons was meant to be plural.

>>92866671

DCEU, for one. Endgame, for another. Injustice, for one more. I'm just going by the recent ones and going back from it

>>92866618
>"I-it doesn't count!"
Fucking Typical.

>>92866530
>Batman has beat Superman many times.

Bad writing.

>>92866712
Not OP but inb4 >not canon

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>>92866630
>>92866671
Never mind, I'll save you the effort. That's all the pre-52 fights I'm pretty sure. As for post-52, Batman lost those as well.

>>92866761

In Endgame Batman beat him fair and square.

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>>92866712
Endgame? Suuuure.

>>92864874
Thalia is kind of a cunt.

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>>92866673
>he said Greek myth were badly written
I laughed

>>92866800

Superman destroyed Batman's expensive armor. So? Batman still brought Superman down with a gum made of kryptonite. Batman was standing, Superman not.

>>92866793
Mind control, doesn't count. Fighting Superman means more than fighting just his power set.

>>92866646
It isn't a copout. Batman's capability is just inconsistent and varies from writer to writer. JLA Batman is a supergenius and could easily be considered superhumanly intelligent to the point where none of his own rogues should pose any threat to him. In his own titles he will more often never use any of the sci-fi gadgets he has and has problems with the Joker.

>>92866761

Man, the Superfag that made that image was really butthurt.

In DKR Batman not only brought Superman down, humiliating him for the entire world to see, but also Superman to fake his death so he could plot his plans to overthrow the government.

If that isn't a win for Batman, i don't know what it is.

>>92866899

But i thought that an unhinged Superman would easily kill Batman. Isn't that was has been repeated non-stop in this thread?

>>92866937
>not only brought Superman down
With the help of random circumstance, Green Arrow, Superman not even trying to fight, Superman choosing to be an idiot and not unplugging his armor, and Bats having to fake his death to escape. Because literally after Batman hit the ground, Superman was on his feet again. Had the fight kept going, Batman would have been fucked. Batman achieved his goal, but lost the fight.

>>92866973
Actually ever since Rebirth, Endgame became meaningless. Since that was never Superman in the first place, just a piece of him.

>>92867025

>With the help of random circumstance, Green Arrow, Superman not even trying to fight, Superman choosing to be an idiot and not unplugging his armor, and Bats having to fake his death to escape.

Still brought Superman down and humiliated him in front of everyone. He also didn't faked his death to escape, but to plan his shit in secrecy. He used Superman.

You can cry all you want.

>>92867055

You can easily keep that canon post-Reborn.

>>92866482
wrong hand

dick is undefeated if you know what I mean

>>92867086
And I explained why it means nothing, thank for playing.

>>92867122
Is it though? We know the merge changed the timeline, did Endgame even still happen?

>>92849500
in a fist fight no in a strange bullshit plan yes

>>92867256

It meant everything, actually. Batman didn't want to kill Superman. He wanted to show to the government that he could bring their biggest weapon down. He wanted to bring Superman and government morale down. He wanted to become a martyr. He also wanted to be able to plan his shit in secrecy without any disturbance.

He won in every regard.