Why does /co/ hate heterosexual couples and good endings?

because season 5 was shit and is already being forgotten

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Because this isn't the first time /co/ has freaked out over a heterosexual couple of the same race.

>>92842962
>Why does /co/ hate poorly paced and horribly written romances?
If you thought that the finale was excusable after I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! then you have really low standards, man

I love me a good straight couple when it's written well

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>>92843263
Older men dating younger women is considered a midlife crisis?
That shit happens all the time in real life because both want it to happen.
Why isn't it being phrased as young girls with daddy issues?
>>92842962
I personally find romance boring in fiction, I think it got in the way of much better stories to tell but I don't really mind.
Was there really any other option than a hetero romance though? Where is this shit coming from?

Because we're all gay and miserable, why do you think we're here?

>>92842962
Cause he's fucking a chimp.

>>92842962

>asking a shitty loaded question

>>92843585
I dunno about you, man, but I'm just here because I'm bored

>>92843263
So, Jack is only allowed to date chicks in their 70's?

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This is the exact shit that happened on /vp/ when pic related happened.

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>>92843457
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>>92843900
>it's another "this is bait" episode

Jack and Ashi's romantic development was objectively poorly written. You can't just advance your couple from basically nothing to lovers in the span of 20 minutes, and you certainly can't do it primarily through Jack spurging out for the whole episode without your romance being a shoddily formed, grossly underdeveloped mess.

>>92844014
>objectively poorly

https://www.google.com/search?q=oxymoron&oq=oxym&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.2622j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>92844014
Sure you can. What were you expecting 12 seasons of will they won't they anime bullshit?

>>92844061
>nothing can ever be objectively bad
There's a reason why nobody likes Ride to Hell: Retribution or the new PPG.
>>92844081
Ashi and Jack interacted a lot over the previous episodes prior to 8. It wouldn't have been that hard to put in some meaningful romantic buildup.

>>92842962
Why does /co/ hate...
>heterosexual couples
That's tumblr, anon
>good endings
Because then we'd have nothing to shit on.

>>92844129
>It wouldn't have been that hard to put in some meaningful romantic buildup.
Indeed, and they did.

>>92844129
>There's a reason why nobody likes Ride to Hell: Retribution or the new PPG.

It's not an objective reason

>>92842962
Remember the Winter Soldier movie?
This is S.H.I.E.L.D., Hydra is tumblr

>>92843864
I call bullshit on that, /vp/ LOVES having Ash not act like a kid after all these years.