Humanity is gone extinct long time ago and only animals populate earth. Suddenly, a team of extraterrestrial archeologists come to explore the ruins of our planet.
Their first expedition is uneventful until they find a box contained two things: a functional DVD/Blu-Ray ofthe last animated movie you watchedand a dusty, but well preserved print ofthe last comic you read. They immediatly head back to their homeworld with the newfound items.
Based on these two things, and keeping in mind they have no knowledge of our language and thus will guide solely from visuals, what would these aliens' first impression of humanity be, /co/?
>>92841225
Transformers: The Movie and Godzilla in Hell
Interdasting.
>The tragedy of man
>Watchmen
Nice
>>92841225
>Prince of Egypt
>The Sandman
Huh. They are going to have some weird ideas about the history of earth.
>The Lego Movie
>My Little Pony
huh.
>>92841225
>Alpha and Omega
>Gold Digger
>>92841225
>Heavy metal 1981
>Hellboy Library Edition 3
The aliens will think we have quite a number of monsters and we are very much into sexual intercourse.
>>92841225
>Grave of the Fireflies
>Black Hole
Christ
>>92841225
>Batman and Mr. Freeze: Subzero
>Multiversity
They'll be able to put together what the movie was about,but I seriously fucking doubt that they would understand Grant and his insanity.
>>92841225
>Superman vs. The Elite
>All-Star Superman
Looks like they think we worshiped Superman. And also that they shouldn't fuck with our sun, because he might still be in there.
>Samurai Jack
>All Roads
Earth is a barren, arid wasteland with small dense pockets of humans scattered across the planet controlled by an ageless fragment of a long gone speciesor they interpret Aku as a metaphor for another advanced civilization that conquered Earth
> Rock and Rule
> Blacksad: Artic Storm
They'll think we were a bunch of furries, that's what they'll think
>A Boy and His Dog
>It Hurts
They're not going to get a great perspective.
>Hercules
>Preacher
>>92841225
The Last Movie was Lord of the RIngs Return of the King.
The last comic was Superman Rebirth.
>iron giant
>jean grey #2
might be cool
>>92841225
>Golden Boy
>Akira (volume 3)
Hmm.
>>92841225
Flashpoint paradox and secret empire 3.
>>92841225
OP instead of going to all that trouble you could have just typed what's the latest animated crap watched + comic you read
Ayy lmao
>>92841225
>Iron Giant
>Earth 2
The people of Earth had good taste and something something Superman.
>>92841225
>Boko no pico
>some random shota/women hentai comic
I am sorry everyone.
>>92847269
kys desu
>>92841225
>Akira
>The Coffin
They probably think our planet had patrician taste.
>>92841225
>The Powerpuff Girls Movie
>Cage!
>>92841225
>aliens come millions of lightyears on an archeological dig
>pack up and go home after finding just two artefacts
these aliens are retards
>>92841225
Alien (1979)
and Sandman special: The Song of Orpheus
They're gonna get spookied real good
>The Powerpuff Girls Movie
>Legion of Super Heroes (1984) #44
They'd probably be intrigued by our tales of alchemizing progeny from groceries and abstract lifeforms from different dimensions.
>>92842411
Do and are we not?
>Zootopia
>Final Crisis: Superman Beyond
Holy shit Gestalt furries
>>92848386
Man acting like monsters yes, physical monsters not as much. But we really ar einto sex.
>>92841225
>Ghost in the Shell
>Haunt vol. 2
>>92841225
>Justice League Dark
>Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham
They'll probably view capeshit as totemic, quasi-religious hero-worship tales in the vein of the Epic of Gilgamesh or the Twelve Labours of Heracles. Too bad they didn't find All-Star Superman instead.
>That one weird Warhammer 40k animated movie
>Resident Alien
I don't know what would be weirder for them