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>Meanwhile, at /co/ Animation Studio....

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>Meanwhile, at /co/ Animation Studio....
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>>92831396
Damn it, who keeps faxing me Totally Spies fetish art!
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Are we running out of coffee again?
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>>92831396
Guys, one of the fans have stolen some leaks from one of our biggest shows and will leak them if we don't make thier ship canon.
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Hi, i'm fresh from CalArts. Look at my awesome collage i made as my graduation work.
Can i have a job?
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>>92831448
You mean Totally Spies art?
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>>92831396
Ok people stop drawing fetish porn and please start with the storyboard ...
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We need more waifus in our show!
MORE!
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LET'S MAKE A BUBSY CARTOON BECAUSE MONEY
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Stop drawing pepe's on the fucking bathroom wall.
Whoever it is, I will find you and fucking fire you on the spot because we do not tolerate racism in this studio.
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>>92831396
Where's the joke, Fuckley?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I was thinking about making another dozen references to the pipe strip in the next episode. What do you guys think? I mean there can never be too much of perfection.
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>>92832342
Can someone get the autistic child away from here?
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LET'S MAKE A BUBSY CARTOON BECAUSE FUCKING MONEY
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>>92831448
You mean screenshots?
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>>92831396
Stop making Jojo references in every episode you fucks
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>>92832061
We've notified the police. Get off our property or you will be arrested for trespassing
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>>92832472
Send it to Canada.
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Could we have...an...alpaca?
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>>92832561
GOT IT
I'LL MAKE SURE TELETOON GETS RIGHT ON IT
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Okey, who ever drew this gets fired immediately!
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>>92831396

MORE
FEET
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>>92831396
No, Jake; you can't be new love interest of Blossom.
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You mean /co/ closed animation studio since there is always alot of talk but never any action.

Also breast needs to be bigger.
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Who keeps drawing dicks on all the girls?

Keep it up.
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If /co/ made a cartoon it would have lots of waifus and fetishes but somehow be an action show
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I TOLD YOU GUYS FLASH ANIMATION ONLY. THIS HAND DRAWN SHIT IS NO GOOD.
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>>92832160
But porn IS the story
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>>92833063
What are we even doing?
Can someone explain the story real quick?
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>>92833108
A combination of all threads up right now on /aco/ and /d/.
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>>92832500
It was a Diesel reference uncultered fuck
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I say there should be one more reference to Canadian animation, at least.
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>>92832160
I don't really do storyboards. I'm more of an idea guy.
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>>92833136
really? i thought it was naroodo
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>>92833129
O noo! Let's not do this again!
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>>92831396
guys! come and see what I drew on the wall, pretty neat huh? maybe one day I'll get my own show
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Hey guys! Lets storyboard and animate a full miniseries in English, and release it in spanish!
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hey guys im the new intern here
can i see all those banned episodes and the book with all the plots for our best shows?
i swear i wont leak them in reddit
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>>92833164
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>>92833247
Why not in Russian?
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>>92832047
Then make, in the worst possible way.
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>>92833258
Yeah, sure! You have a trustworthy face.
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WHO'S BEEN TAKING ALL THE VYVANSE

AND WHO'S BEEN DRAWING FUTA DICKS ON ALL THE MODEL SHEETS?
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>>92831448
dude, those are the concept arts for the reboot, it says so right on the corner.

Now hurry up and make those damn Korean slaves animate it this instant.
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You rike story board yes? Can I go home and see famury. I need rice and money
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Guys I am quitting.
I did not know I can make $400 per day for retarded furry art comissions.
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The latest waifu designs are all wrong, they need more futa dicknipples.
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>>92833414
thanks anon
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>>92833582
You should come to Disney and learn how to make even better furry art. You'll get paid $4k per minute for furry art commissions.
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>>92833542
I don't see any animation errors in your work.

You better redo them and add 20 more animation errors, otherwise, you're getting 50 lashings and you'll "work" an extra year for us, Sing-Hao.
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>>92831396
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So, who do we have working on the latest shotacon movie?
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>>92833258
Sure, I'll send you the list of the programmes necessary to access our secret spoopy deep web page where we keep those. But I suggest you be aware of the eps from the 'hyper realistic' section. I heard they might kill you or something. I'm not even entirely sure why we even keep them, but it's probably just a glitch.
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>>92831396
Nothing is getting done because everyone is jerking off to their waifus.
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What do you think about my latest character design?
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Guys i've just sketched this character haha he look's a bit like me but it's not me guys don't worry, did i mention that this character has a relationship with the MC Little Sister? It's not a big deal guys r-right?
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>>92833732
this is why we need to hire more women, they can't masturbate as often as the males to their husbandos, and they take a 33% lower wage!

only downside is that we'll get more tumblr noses in our house artstyle and our characters will cry more often, but that seems to be the latest fad that generates money for us, so we better go on ahead and hire more women straight from tumblr!
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>>92833760
hey! I went to CalArts too! *brofist*
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>>92833760
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>>92833760
It needs a dick. Where do you think you are?
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>>92833760
calarts needs to fuck off
we need a witch hunt to get rid of you guys
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Damn it, /co/! I told you those cels for episode 16 were due yesteday! What were you thinking sending me m-preg pictures of Shadow the Hedgehog instead?!
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>>92833803
of course not anon
and seen it looks like you do you want to voice it?
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>>92834039
Gilbert Gottfried of course. There isn't anyone better.
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>opens copier
>liquid shit everywhere

I see the new season of our show is done.
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Guys, Grey is here to voice literally every female character.
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>>92834151
hold on you guys told me to get tara
she's coming in 30 minutes
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>>92834151
tell him to fuck off, we already have Tara Strong voicing all of our female characters, otherwise we won't be able to air any of our shows in that shithole named Canada.
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>>92834184
Don't you mean 5 seconds?
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>>92834008
Those ARE the cels for episode 16.
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I have an idea for a new postmodernist cartoon
It's about Aqu, a brave black warrior from feudal Japan, who gets to live for 10000+ years because he's so awesome and cool. And he fights that stinky girl that's also his daughter. That's because that girl took his old friend and made his life suck until it ended the worst way possible because fucking girls always make things worse. So Aqu constantly fights her and fucks her (the only thing these filthy creatures are good for), but over the time he gets the ability to change his sex and gender and seduces and fucks his other enemies, too. But then he finds the opponent who's he unable to seduce that quickly: The Gaurdain. He's so awesome and cool that he could totally beat his old friend alone and his old friend comes back and they have an awesoem rematch and then they all fuck and it's all good... And everything is fine and perfect and just like I imagined... And then they find the greatest evil of all called Gennyendyendy Tatarsky and rip his fucking guts out... That fucking hack... And they suffocate him to death with his own guts as he pleads for mercy... But there's no mercy for what he's done... He'll get what;s comming to him... the show will have 4 season and will NEVER EVER EVER have a season 5 no matter how pipolar it gets...
I swear its totally original idea and any possible similarity to an already existing work is a coincidence
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>>92834008
Those ARE the cels for episode 16. I got a flash of Inspiration an there ain't nothin' holdin' back this train.

The train of pregnant hedgehogs.

Yeeeah.
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>>92833760
There, I improved it immensely.
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>>92834259
I read this fanfiction too. Nice try.
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Guys I just had a great idea for a cartoon, hear me out

Its about magical little girls, sailor moon ish powers but their uniforms are all lingeries, one of them is a goth, one is brown and another one is a anthropomorphic dog, there is a lot of lore behind their powers which is slowly revealed through the show as little easter eggs in the background , also there are background characters who will randomly stand next to each other for a few seconds, the little girls will also constantly tease each other

what do you guys think?
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>>92834232
>>92834268

Since we're a progressive studio and if its what the audience and the studio wants then lets continue with it then.
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>>92834225
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>>92834351
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>>92834351
fucking golden, this is going to be our goldmine for a while. Once it runs out, we will reboot it like we did with Teen Titans GO!
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>>92834351
Please point out from the list exactly how anthropo the morphic dog will be. This is the game changer question.
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Guys, guys. I have an idea that's sure to win back the crowd. Let's reboot angela anaconda
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Ok, guys, I've been working on some designs. What do you think?
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>>92834508
From season 1 through 2 it will be "2"
Later season will slowly tranform into "3"
and "4"
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i drew a new char today
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I swear, the next person to print out Vanellope r34 and hang it on the breakroom fridge will be reported to HR.
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can I pitch my show? it's about a half-dragon half human boy from new york who rides a go kart that came from space and He's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives or dies.
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>>92834675
Will it sell toys?
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>>92834593
Great idea, we can make this a subplot that will never be fully explained

Give this man a raise
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>>92834351
Put in a vampire girl in there and consider it greenlighted.
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>>92834710
that's the best part, the go karts turn into dildos, you guys can change anything you want about the show but the go kart dildo part has to stay
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guys rate my plot

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
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>>92834275
What did you do to Chris Chan?
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>>92834776
MY GOD. BRILLIANT. GET THIS TO OUR MARKETING GUYS STAT.

>>92834762
I second this.
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Guys I keep trying to get Hanselmann to give us the go ahead on a cartoon but all I keep getting are comics where I'm fucking Hanselmann
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>>92831396
>"when's the next batch of good animated porn coming?"
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>>92834792
>A boy falls in love with a girl
Anon. It's 2017. Grow up. Make them lesbians.
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>>92834847
>tara and grey doing some lesbian shit while recording
guarantee greenlight
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When is the episode where Batman rapes the Joker getting made?! This is serious damn it!
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hi! I was sent here by the government to make sure you guys are making honest, realistic down to earth cartoons for Christian children and their families.
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>>92834972
Jared Leto wants to animate it. He's storyboarded an entire sequence out of stick figures on napkins in our waiting room. He's been there for several months, but when our security guys walk up to him, he just starts singing and...and sings...and sings...

We're getting a voodoo priestess to help with the matter.
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>>92832472
What could pawsibly go wrong?
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>>92835008
Their families don't mean shit. Buy our toys.

>>92835042
Bitch don't you go there.
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>>92834587
NOT THICC ENOUGH
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>>92834765
Better idea, an evil team of antagonists who are all monster girls, everything from vampires and werewolves to slimes and ghosts, dog girl used to be one of them
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>>92831396
We should make a show starring /d/ and /k/.
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>>92834596
>>>/mlp/
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>>92835230
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>>92833760
We're not made of fucking money anon! Less detail!
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>>92834792
/a/ Animation Studio is next door, jackass.
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Guys this woman called Faust or something keeps bugging me about giving her a show, what should we do?
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COME FUCKING ON! we can't just stay here all day trying to decide what to do, if we can't just pick an original idea let's just do what europe does, grab a random book from a bookshelf and make a cartoon out of it. now let me see what do we got here.....okay nevermind
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WHO KEEPS FAXING DICKS???
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>>92835724
what the fuck is a fax?
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>>92831396
How's the progress on fidget spinner the animated series going?
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>>92835921
The fad died so the project was canned, just like Vape Wars.
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DID WE FINISH THE EMOTICON MOVIE YET
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>>92835921
not good chief. the animators took all the spinners we used as references and now they make dick spinning contests with them. good news its the videos they uploaded on youtube are getting mad views!
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>>92835992
Concept art was pretty good tho.
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>>92836083
This reminds me, how is our contract with Sony going
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>>92836123
I'm on it!
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Guys

Who keeps drawing all the girls with bulges? The censors are starting to ask questions.

And on that topic, who should be the main crush of our show: QT Trap?
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>>92835650

Hold on, let me find another book we can work with.. here we go, and. Oh. I think we can work with this? I dunno. Do we have any reps from /asp/ to help with this?
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>>92835646

PUT HER ON MY PHONE HOLY SHIT WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO GET SOMEONE WITH FUCKING SKILL AN... This is just Pan-Pizza doing a girls voice. You're fired.
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Ok Ok here me out here

How about we...draw?
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>>92836412
You're fired
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>>92831396
lets just drive to the park and get some kids in here, nobody knows how to animate so for now on we are using Rotoscoping, nobody will be able to tell and we will make a fortune
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>>92836412
We have maybe 3 artists in this whole studio. What are all the writers and idea guys going to do if we start drawing?
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>>92836439
Wait, I was on the payroll?
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Somebody claiming to be the creator of "Samurai Jock" called, I told him to fuck off
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>>92836500
>/co/ is 3 people
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>>92836502
Have you not been receiving your monthly mike and Ike boxes?

What do we pay the one man in accounting for?
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>>92836511
Dude, why didn't you fart in the phone?

Amateur hour over here. Where is your internhandler?
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>>92836569
Sorry, I was kinda busy fapping to Zone
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>>92832568
Jesus Christ, FELIX THANK GOD YOURE HERE
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>>92836562
ONE
ONE CANDY
AH AH AHH
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>>92836586
>Zone

Explain all your Shadman pictures on your office wall then.
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>>92836511
Are you nuts?! This guy puts Tumblr on fire! We need his brilliant writing!
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>>92836654
I-It's ironic I s-swear haha
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>>92836654
I-inspiration
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I SAY WE MAKE A CARTOON THAT STEALS ALL THE ENERGON!
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Our animators are still watching the first season of Arthur on loop. They have been at it for 3 weeks now, what do we do?
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>>92836796
Bring them more tissues or course
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Hey guys, is this the animation studio that's looking for new interns?

I never went to CalArts, but I've doodled in school for years. My specialty is drawing potential waifus. If you're not into that kind of thing I can add a penis to it.
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>>92836717
DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NO CALART CRAP
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>>92832886
So Totally Spies?
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>>92837027
What isn't calart?
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>>92836987
How well can you suck one tho?
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>>92837481
That's pretty gay

How much?
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DUUUDE WE SHOULD MAKE A FIDGET SPINNER CARTOON
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>>92837593
Sony please go
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>>92837546
How does 30k/year sounds to you?

You'll just need to learn how to use Flash and SFM and...you know, help the chief in his relief time.
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some guy wrote on Twitter that I'm a shitty writer and tagged me and now I see it and I'm incredibly assdevastated
think of a witty comeback for me please
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>>92837702
"No u"
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Look, I just want some pants.
A decent pair of pants!
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Guys, which side character should get his own series?
My vote goes to Scaramouche
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who stole all the green, brown, and yellow markers from the whiteboard and wrote "No more Braps" on it?
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>>92831396
Hello, I want to make a brand new cartoon! I want you guys to check out my concept art and characters!

....Why most of my characters are little girls? Because the internet likes lol- i mean young characters and they sell very well!
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No pants, no problems

*eyes a female*
hey bby
*boner peeks out of my boxer hole
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>>92837659
Cool. But none of that fuckboy shit in doujins.
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>>92832364
Nah, we need more losses.

We need to put pic related on the idea board because people keep forgetting how to do a good lossjpeg reference.
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>>92837702
"I know I am but what are you"
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>>92838067
*unzips cock*
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HI guys mind if I join? Fox were being a bunch of drumpf loving jerks and there's no way I'm going back to Disney, I've made an award winning, critically acclaimed show back then, so what'dya say?
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>>92838439
Get out.
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>>92838439
*Gives him a wedgie and eggs his face and whispers in his ear that if he ever tells anyone he'll have so much cum dripping out of his asshole he'll need a diaper for years*
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>>92838398
whoa pal I saw her firs-
hey wait, is that a feminine cock?
...are you free later tonight?
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Ok who keeps drawing the same arm on back pose in every fucking character!?

Why you no make other dead pose!?
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>>92838819
Jensen! I'm your boss!
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We can be guest stars!
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Allow me to appeal to the millennials to our new cartoon
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>>92838439
YOU on our show?!?!
Hirsch, you're not even cut out to work as the night janitor let alone work at our studio, just scram before you embarrass youself.
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As a matter of fact, how about making me the star of the cartoon

Please? I have many talents
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>>92838819
are we gonna have to work...
overtime?
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I can sing!

I HATE NIGGERS I HATE JEWS

I HATE SPICS AND ARABS TOO

GO AHEAD AND TRY TO SUE

I GOT CASH UP THE WAZOO
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>>92839252
This court finds that freaky squirrel with the one eye guilty for the murder of common decency.

You are ordered to pay a fine of ten million dollars and serve 500 hours of community service. YOU HAVE BEEN MIND-TAKEN!
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Ok so we got a call from a Japanese game company called GENM. Apparently, they're about to launch one of their augmented reality game, Kamen Rider Chronicles, in the West and are looking for American cartoon studios to produce a series of short animated commercials to promote their game to the American market. The ads would air on prime time on all major networks and GENM are sparing no expenses, giving us basically carte blanche budget-wise to make the best ads possible.

Problem is, not only is the game sickeningly Japanese in all aspects (apparently it features NPCs from a bunch of previous GENM franchises that never saw release in the West, including shit like an idol rhythm game), but it was also banned by the Japanese health ministry for causing player death and spreading diseases (apparently not a bug, but a feature). So the question is, how appeal to an American market and diminish or spin the dangerous aspects of the game into something that'd give players incentive to play?

Here are a bunch of pointers the GENM PR team sent us:
>Kamen Rider Chronicles® is the latest and most advanced augmented reality game on the planet!
>Heroes of the world! Now is the time to Transform! Using the Kamen Rider Chronicles® Gashat™, Ride Players® will be able to Transform into masked heroes, Kamen Rider!
>Team up and compete with fellow Riders to defeat the mighty Bugster Armyâ„¢ and climb the ranks to the Final Boss! Each Bugster you defeat will give you a new Gashatâ„¢ (limit of one Gashatâ„¢ per Bugster)
>The first player to collect all Gashatsâ„¢ will unlock the Final Boss!
>Have fun and play safe! Defeat in the game means defeat in real life as the boundaries between game and reality are blurred!
>Be the hero to clear the game! All players defeated while playing Kamen Rider Chronicles® will be revived upon defeat of the Final Boss!

So, I'm awaiting your ideas on my desk within the week. We'll start production at the end of June, GENM wants the ads for September.
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The faggot masturbating at his desk thinking nobody was watching when we all were actually just trying to not look, to my office.

Now.
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>>92833760
Can you simplify it some more, for the sake of easier animation?
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>>92839563
Nuts
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Would you care for a free lollipop?
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If u fuckers don't give me a role than I'll tickle this bitch!
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>>92839611
WOULD I?
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>>92839611
WOULD I
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>>92837992
It better be Unteralterbach the TV series
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Human resources here; our studio is losing money, so we need to downsize.

Next 3 employee posts below this post are fired.
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>>92832886
Wakfu?
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GUYS
LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT ROMANS VS NAZI ALIENS

BUT HERES THE TWIST
THE ALIENS ARE THE GOOD GUYS
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>>92839926
please no, I have an ugly wife!
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U fuckers left me with no choice!!!
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>>92839926
FUCK YOU BITCH
IM THE MOTHER FUCKING
C
E
O
NEXT 2 POST UNDER ME GET FIRED
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So did we ever get around to hiring Plague full time? I know he did some freelance stuff back when, but he'd be a great addition to the animation department.
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So get this:
Seinfeld GO!
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>>92840249
Whenever u find a Seinfeld character the them song plays

Genius!
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>>92833152
remove leaf
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>>92840249
But Kramer is not progressive enough.
I suggest replacing him with a black gay alien.
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Guys, we made adaptions of comic books and newspaper comics over the years and we're running out of comics to adapt. So I came up with an idea of making animated adaptions of Webcomics!
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>>92839252
You might want to try 4x2chan, racist coons are pretty popular there
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"GUYS we need to fucking compromise on something, we can't keep throwing out every idea just because one person here thinks it sucks!"

"Fuck you and FUCK COMPROMISE FAGGOT!"
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>>92831396
Uhm, guys? The FCC keeps leaving messages on the voicemail. What did you fucks do this time?
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>>92836987
Cool, we was looking for someone to do spiritual sequel to my life me.
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>>92832445
But he's department manager...
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>>92835431
>tfw you know that hentai
Wew lad, talk about a blast from the past
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Whoever keeps filling my novelty coffee mug with ink, please stop, My doctor keeps making fun of me.
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>>92845019
Let's fucking do it. Send me a script, I'll story board it, then we'll outsource it to /wsg/.
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I'm telling you fans will LOVE this new character "Kenshiro Shadowmoon, the half-vampire/half-demon/half-angel ninja". You see, he is dark and myterious and all the female characters are attracted to him. Oh, and by the way I will be voicing him. No need to look for a voice actor!
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>>92831396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUEqee7pO4
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>>92846356

I'm waiting for a bunch of hung, ugly men that vaguely look like they do drugs for a living start porking her.
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>>92840249
Elaine should be the superior one of them all and gets none of the slapstick, that's reserved fro Costanza and Kramer while Jerry does nothing but smug jokes and be an asshole to everyone.
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>>92831396
Whatever were doing, it's triggering autist on Chinese cartoon message boards. DOUBLE IT
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THI-THICKER!
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>>92832168
Fuck that we need more giant robots
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>>92831396
WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS JUST RENEWED PROBLEM SOLVERS?! You're fired! Don't bother packing up, I'm having the janitor light your shit on fire; THAT IS HOW FIRED YOU ARE.
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>>92850149
Why not both?
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>>92850374
Robot waifus? That seems to be incredibly niche, people prefer alien or furry waifus.
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>>92850883
That's what makes it special.
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>>92850883
No no no, here's how we do it. We treat the robot like a car. The protag knows you treat your car better than your woman, because the car will never purposefuly hurt you. We give the robot feelings, then slowly have it want to date the protag. THEN we give it a feminine figure. Boom. New generation of engineers and mechanics.
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GUYS, WE NEED TO GO THICCER
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I need more dickgirl waifus by tomorrow, we're on a tight schedule here! If we don't have these characters done by tomorrow we'll have let go of anyone here who has been working for over 5 years.
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>>92851341
I'm listening
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Our shows have been experiencing a sever lack of musical numbers lately. Where the fuck are all the musicians? Anyway, I have a short-term solution: let's go all SU for a while and rip off a couple of fanmade Undertale songs.
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>>92851499
I brought Radiation into our basement, now what?
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>>92839408
>ripping off SAO
they have no creativity
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>>92839408
Where's Dan Kuroto?
I don't want anything to do with this project if he isn't involved.
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