Why do you hate me /co/?

yo ho ho

green giant

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no porn of this version and also you haven't hulked out yet

>>92831099
But you've been my waifu since the 80s, Jen.

Why does Hulk look like a deformed monster while She-Hulk looks like a healthy athelthic woman with green skin?

>>92831099
You are the only Inhuman I don't hate. Lockjaw

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>>92831099
Cause you ain't the real Hulk.

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>>92831207
This issue was instrumental to my puberty

>>92832133
> The pornographer is Stan Lee without a moustache
> Jen complains about objectification while the entire issue is a series of splash pages

>>92831099
Has she Hulked out in her recent series yet?

>>92831246
Because gamma radiation turns you into who you want to be on the inside.

Banner has rage issues, so he turns into what he feels like he really is. Jen has self-worth issues so she turns into an impossible-to-ignore bombshell.

>>92832219
>who you want to be on the inside.
>so he turns into what he feels like he really is

>>92832219
Right, that's why The Leader is a genius, before the radiation he was stupid.

>>92833172
I knew it was Jeb from the moment I clicked on it.

Good stuff.

>>92832133
Story time?

>>92831099
Show us your tits!

>>92831099
I don't hate you Adam, I just wish you cold draw hips and ass.

>>92833676
>cold

>>92832219
So if a kid with autism were to get irradiated by gamma rays in the MCU, he'd either die or become a non-autistic child with green/grey skin. Golly, gamma rays are bullshit.

Because you seem like a size queen and I'm hung like a light switch.

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>>92831099
Well, they don't hate you on
>>>/aco/1313544

>>92831099
Hey /co/ I've only ever really followed She-Hulk through fapping to porn of her and playing her in Marvel Vs Capcom. Is there a good starting point for if I wanna read more into her?

>>92836530
>Hey /co/ I've only ever really followed She-Hulk through fapping to porn of her

Fake fappers GTFO!

>>92831099
but I love you

>>92832182
Next issue, for sure.
I mean it this time. It's so gonna happen...definitely next issue.

correction we hate what the SJWs at Marvel did to you Jen.

>>92837464
hnnnngg

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>>92831179
Holy shit man!!!! what did marvel do to her!!?

>>92837842
Apparently they gave her a sex change so that she could headline the new Hulk comic.

>>92831134
>yo ho ho
One job, anon.

>>92831099
Because you're a shitposter, OP.

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>>92831179
the weak should fear the strong

>>92831099
I don't. I want you to solo in the MCU.

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>>92838176
>>92831134

>>92831099
Is that shehulk or gamora I really can´t tell.

>>92838440
It's literally written on the pic dude.

>>92831246
>>92832219
I thought it was just because she wasn't a full hulk. Because she just got a blood transfusion

>>92838341
Were any fans of She-Hulk original look mad at this? It seems like a giant 'fuck you mines better'

>>92831099
i dont hate you in fact i stardted loving in the moment ai "read" your doujins