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Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP, WILL YA?
>>92817662
>Peridots are still being raped inside fluorite
>>92817662
A Sug general will be created!
I love Lapis Lazuli
Fucking sleeves, how do they work?
What did they mean by this?
OP is a fag
JASPER IS COMING BACK GOODNIGHT
>Lars left to be raped by gem monsters
Gems should smooch
post more Lars goddamnit
>>92817712
Lars obeys Steven's every command, just like Lion does (for the most part).
>>92817722
Lapidirts should kill themselves.
>>92817714
>calling someone a fag
>posting the worst gem this show has to offer
>>92817721
>implying Steven won't come back to see Lars having had wrested control of Homeworld from the now shattered diamonds with the help of freakish allies
impeachment when
>>92817700
It's almost as if the "clothes" she is "wearing" are part of some sort of sophisticated projection.
>>92817742
One day, but not today.
>>92817744
this is bait
>>92817722
kill yourself
>>92817729
Oh shit. A Lars/Lion escape that actually could work.
B
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V
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Art of Fluorite raping Peridot when?
Daily reminder that when Fluorite finds the next "right gem", the resulting fusion will look like a beautiful butterfly.
>>92817712
Also su critical is already complaining about this??
>>92817744
Looks like OP didn't take that post too well.
What will be the gem types under her command?
How scary will they be?
>>92817662
The artist is jankybones, they draw the best Lars!!
Pink Lars rape green text soon
>A lot of things have changed for Lars in the last few hours.
>After dying his freind Steven brought him back from the dead and now Lars was alive again but different.
>His skin and hair were bright pink making him look very feminine and kind of pretty.
>He was now immortal and was basically not even human anymore.
>But even with all that the one thing that was bothering him was that his feet were very sore and hot.
>After getting in a big fight poor Pink Lars lost his shows and socks leaving him completely barefoot.
>Pink Lars had pretty large feminine feet and Lars always found it embarrassing having his feet exposed.
>Now he was running away from danger with a Sapphire gem who herself was a bit slow and weird.
>Despite being immortal running across rocky and sharp grounds with his bare feet hurt and the ground was very hot burning his soles.
>After finding some shelter Pink Lars and Sapphire took a breather.
>Pink Lars sat down on the floor and rubbed his feet "Ow that hurts..."
>Pink Lars kept rubbing his sore feet they felt so hot and sore from all the running.
>Sapphire took notice to Pink Lars and said "Are you ok Pink human? your gravity connectors seem damaged."
>Pink Lars said "No I'm fine its just my feet are sore."
>Sapphire then said "I can help you if you want, your "feet" as you call them are overheated and sore I can help with my ice powers and cool your feet down."
>Pink Lars blushed a deeper shade of pink around his cheeks and said "You mean like a... foot massage?
>The sapphire smiled "That sounds about right so shall we begin?
>Lars wasn't too sure at first but his feet were still burning sore and despite his embarrassment he decided to go ahead with it.
>"Ok just don't do anything weird."
>Pink Lars sat back on the floor and Sapphire went up to his big pink feets.
>Sapphire rubbed her hands together and a cool ice chill came from her gloved hands.
>>92817763
>claiming to enjoy the existence of the most annoying gem in the show
>calling MY post bait
>>92817767
If Lars has Lion's same powers, why can't he just spit portals? Steven never even bothered to tell him to try.
>>92817744
That dumpster fire of a mass fusion was like a billion times worse than knockoff red sapphire.
>>92817780
reminds me of the delicious handmaiden/feudal lord discourse
>>92817767
>Implying Steven could control his powers enough to pull this off
>Implying Steven would kill anything
>Implying Steven would be heartless enough to leave it on HW
>Implying Lars could even go into the Pink Dimention
>>92817794
>Sapphire said "Just sit back and relax pink human ill have you feeling better in no time."
>Pink Lars winced as he felt Sapphires cold hands connect to his bare soles.
>Her hands really where ice cold.
>Sapphire kept her hands in place for a few seconds to let Pink Lars adjust to her freezing hands.
>While at first it felt too cold after a few seconds Pink Lars got used to it and it started to feel kind of nice on his hot sore feet.
>Sapphire then started to slowly move her small hands up and down Pink Lars soles making sure her fingers gently rubbed up and down from his toes to his heel.
>Pink Lars who had been stressed and scared all day finally began to relax and loosen up.
>Sapphire smiled as she saw her massage was working on Pink Lars as Pink Lars once stressed scared face now looked so relaxed and calm.
>Sapphire made sure to get all the sore spots she brushed her fingers down the middle of his soles gently stroked his toes and rubbed her thumbs into his feet to make sure Pink Lars had the best massage possible.
>20 minutes had passed and Pink Lars was so relaxed he was almost drifting off and was almost half asleep when Sapphire said "Hey Pink Human, I need you to lie on your chest now."
>Pink Lars complied by lying onto his stomach and putting his arms under his head as he waited for Sapphire to do her magic.
>Sapphire then took hold of Pink Lars feet and began to run them again making them feel cool and relaxed Pink Lars loved this so much this was just what he needed.
>Sapphire was so good Pink Lars even began to moan a bit.
>Sapphire giggled as she watched Pink Lars enjoy himself.
>After an hour Pink Lars had fallen asleep after his comforting massage.
>Sapphire kept on massaging his feet for hours during his slumber she really liked this Pink human.
>She was hoping after they escaped maybe her Pink Lars could became good friends and she could help Pink Lars relax any time he needed a good foot massage.
>>92817721
Lars is Lion 2 now. He'll probably get home on his own by accident, warping.
>>92817786
I will prob always post this each thread.
>>92817780
Are they forgetting that up until now, Lars has been a complete piece of shit and Steven is the only one who consistently believed in him even at his worst? Besides, he's not portrayed like Steven's servant at all.
Every fucking little thing sets these people off.
>>92817780
SU critical it ain't that deep
>>92817720
she will get revenge on YD and WD, become Steven's best friend, love and forgive herself, form a happy fusion, and learn to accept Earth and all of its flaws as her birth place instead of being ashamed of it
>>92817757
YELLOW DIAMOND IS HOT NOW
Wait? Could Lars go through Lion's mane?
If so, isn't the solution here to murder somebody, have Steven reanimate them, bring them through Lion and out Lars's head, then get Lars back to earth.
You have to leave somebody else there, but there're plenty of death row inmates that'd rather be trapped forever on Homeworld.
I never thought I'd see the day where /sug/ had a glut of positive discussion on Lars. Would any of you have believed it just a month ago?
>>92817721
Whut are you talking bout?
>>92817834
They were arguing over an assumption anyway. Steven only needed him to kneel so he could put his damn foot in his hair.
>>92817795
It isn't bait? You're a fag then.
>>92817828
Does that means future Lars episodes will be named similarly to Lion episodes?
>Lars
>Lars: the sequel
>Lars: live streamed
>>92817797
well a thing to remember, there is a limit to how far Lion can travel via portals.. Just going from Earth to the Moon exhausted him.
that said, they will probably escape by Lars just screaming his way inside a docked ship and everyone stealing that
>>92817780
I don't care. Is your unnecessary complaining about tumblr any better than their dumb complaint? I don't follow whatever blog that is for a reason. Don't bring it to me.
>>92817780
>get the picture?
Well, actually no. I don't get the fucking picture.
Can someone explain what that random assembly of words was supposed to mean?
>>92817783
>Implying white diamond needs subordinates
>Implying she doesn't cross the universe in a giant leap, landing superhero style on a new planet.
>Implying she doesn't run headlong at the planet's current leadership structure, slamming her six foot lady cock through their mouths and killing them instantly.
>Implying subordinates would do anything but slow her down
>>92817781
how would you feel if someone called you a fag? fag
>>92817722
Lapis is for Steven.
>>92817854
This is literally the first set of episodes where Lars showed any positive character traits.
>>92817852
>If so, isn't the solution here to murder somebody
Already impossible by character morality. The real question is: why hasn't Steven created an unending flow of watermelon soldiers? They are incredibly powerful, require virtually no effort to create and can self-proliferate. With a few days of production, he could easily crate millions and flood the Homeworld catacombs, ordering them to return with the gems of fallen opponents.
>>92817863
>Lars: Illegally Downloaded
>>92817841
Even if she's never friendly, I hope Jasper ends up having some cute interactions with Steven. I'm a sucker for fanart of that.
>>92817846
She was always hot.
How will Peridot feel when the very thirsty Caterpillar moves into the barn?
She better be tolerant because FUSION IS BEAUTIFUL and should never be questioned ever or you're a bigot
>>92817780
Shit, Lars is banging pearls now?
Lucky bastard.
Whats she thinking?
>>92817794
>>92817826
Were you the anon who said they would a Pink Lars rape greentext but had done a Lapiven one before? Post the Lapiven one.
why do they leave carnelian live, isn't technically a wrong colored jasper? she's also tiny like amethyst
>>92817876
Never let them know you don't like it, faggot.
>>92817894
>Flourite is retarded
>Flouride causes brain damage
Pottery.
>>92817863
I think the irony is that ever since the Island adventure ep, everyone thought Sadie would become a warrior and more useful than Lars. But wouldn't you know it. Lars is now potentially immortal, with powers, and redeemed. Sadie's gonna have to do quite a bit to catch up. Man... I hope Sadie dies so Steven can properly continue their ship.
Was that too morbid? I think it's fine.
>>92817891
>>92817897
HUMAN LARS IS GOING TO GRAB MY TITS VERY SOON!
>>92817897
I predict Lars will save my life.
>>92817759
Doesn't seem so sophisticated to me, can't even properly simulate clothing.
>>92817905
A few of the gems in the zoo are messed up. I guess they just let it happen there and made use of them unlike on Homeworld. Maybe specifically because they weren't on Homeworld where that would be more disgraceful.
>>92817872
they're saying having a philipino reenact a vow of servitude to a white male is problematic
nevermind that a big theme of the show is that loyalty begets loyalty and that Steven is essentially being groomed to become leader of the rebellion so Garnet can step down
>>92817846
Best Diamond desu, I want her to tell me I'm worthless and electrocute me
>>92817890
>>92817897
Probably nothing.
>>92817757
When other Homeworld Gems discover that she's been working with the Gem equivalent of Maleficent.
Oh my God...What if White Diamond is voiced by Maleficent's VA?
>>92817897
>a gem that predict what just happened.
It's this like Down syndrome of sapphires?
>>92817897
>"I predict that we'll be discovered and attacked by floating robots! Shocking!"
>>92817948
>Maleficent's VA
God is she still alive?
>>92817744
>>92817876
Damn OP, all you had to do was not act like a fag and that post's present prediction would have been wrong.
>>92817925
>can't even properly simulate clothing
According to who's aethetics? Yours? Do you honestly think Gems care how a filthy organic would wear clothing?
>>92817783
>>92817873
How about a cult that professes under her name? I mean why not, she is probably a monstrous lovecraftian being who fully comprehends the laws of time and space.
>>92817794
>>92817826
A anon earlier was looking for this!
I hope they see this, if not imma copy it for them.
just remembered Holly Blue Agate called the Beta Kindergarten gems "off color Betas."
>>92817950
What's more disturbing about her is that she seems to just live in predictions. Garnet Sapphire could break out of that if she wanted to.
>>92817937
SAME
>>92817905
human zoo seemed to be a very disgraceful place to be stationed. it doubles as the prison for the excommunicated rose quartzes, and everybody but Blue Diamond thinks the whole place should just be blown up an forgotten about
>>92817905
Blue Diamond wanted to preserve Earth Gems because they remind her of PD, were you not paying attention?
>>92817722
How much?
>>92817894
She will hear the screams of her long lost sisters and destroy that fucking abomination once and for all with her robot
>>92817972
Everyone gushes about BD, but YD is where it's at!
>>92817897
>I now intend to fuse with this freakish no-gem one day
She looks like she's enjoying this.
>>92817988
kill yourself
>>92817982
Maybe Jasper really DID know PD personally instead of just being an adoring face in the crowd. She was the only perfect gem to emerge out of a shitty kindergarten, after all. That earned her a reputation and maybe PD took notice of her too if she was particularly attached to Earth.
>>92817950
do you think she even knows there's something wrong with her?
>>92818001
She's slow
>>92817988
enough to play tonsil hockey, but not so much that we start encroaching on vore territory
>>92818013
Nope. She seems entirely clueless and doesn't live in the now.
>>92818013
nope. if she did she wouldn't go 'Good news everyone, I just had a wonderful vision' every three minutes
>>92817780
>Because he's Filipino
Oh for fuck's sake, kneeling to pay respect is even a common thing for Filipinos.
>The mentions of Steven's strength are growing
>The feats he does effortlessly are increasing in how impressive they are
Just how fucking strong is Steven going to be by the end of the series??
>>92818038
welcome to the blogosphere of 12.9 year old white girls talking on behalf of minorities
>>92818041
Do you guys think Steven will be as strong as Rose was? Or will his human genes limit him?
why we fight
>>92817991
>Peridot finally snaps
>Now with her newly liberated Perisisters she builds a robot big enough to take on Garnet
>Forces them to unfuse and poofs Ruby
>Threatens to shatter her if they dont do what they say
>leads a crusade liberating all gems from fusion degeneracy
>yfw Peridot really is the new leader of the crystal gems
>>92817780
Lars is Fillipino? I must've missed that.
>>92818041
WD is going to attack with some skyscraper sized sord and he's going to block it
>>92817897
I feel with the right applications this power could be used correctly. She can predict stuff that already happens. I doubt she tried using it on stuff that just happened in other locations.
>"A bunch of robonoids just broke into the underground tunnel a few miles that way."
>>92818057
Fuck you, Steven. You got off easy.
>>92818038
I think they're getting at: Lars is a poc kneeling at a white boi's feet.
What if Padparadscha can actually see anything that's happened in the past, but is hung up trying to do predictions and missing the forest for the recently occurring trees
>>92818054
stronger, probably. one of the things Rose worshipped about humans was their capacity for growth
>>92818057
We're always fighting anons actually.
>>92817994
YD doesn't have the mass where it matters though, if you catch my drift.
>>92818063
Ian said he was when someone asked him over twitter.
>>92818057
stuvan, you must become ross quilts
>>92818100
Literally who?
>>92818079
>Padparadscha becomes the key witness to identifying who actually shattered PD
>>92818078
Oh giddy, Lars didn't kneel because he's tall as fuck compared to Steven, no not at all. Besides, could anyone even consider Steven as "white", he's half alien. Lastly kneeling isn't always a form of submission, more often that not, it's about respect.
>>92818126
That would amazing
>>92817959
I wouldn't be surprised, June Foray is still voice acting despite being in her 90s.
Also, Maleficent had a speaking rule in KH 2.5's Re:Coded movie.
>>92818074
That was my exact thought. However, U think she's limited to things she's present for.
Why else would Sapphire need to travel to Earth to tell Blue Diamond about the invasion if she could have stayed n homeworld and filed a report. Even Garnet seems to only see futures that she's involved in.
>>92818004
Love ya too, anon.
>>92818021
Sounds hot.I need less vanilla smooches.
>>92818079
>>92818126
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>>92817890
I want Yellow Diamond to do a half-assed handjob on me while showing contempt.
>>92818132
Don't blame me. You gotta think like a tumblr user. Race, sexuality and gender are what matter to them. It blinds them beyond reason.
>>92818126
Her postdiction would need to extend beyond the range of comedic timing.
Not saying it won't, but it doesn't seem probable given her currently displayed skill.
>>92817905
Blue Diamond seems like the most chill of the Diamonds. She only threatens harm to people that cross her or her court horribly. Plus, as horrifically angry she was at Rose, she still demanded to hear her plead her case instead of executing her outright as much as she wanted to.
>but Ruby
You've seen what fusion with different Gem types does to them. It's akin to drugging someone or catching a low level grunt trying to have sex with a high-ranking noble without her consent. Ruby might not think Blue is merciful, but she only threatened Ruby and not Sapphire.
>>92818163
I don't think that would turn out the way you'd want
>>92818178
Looks exactly what I would want.
Not the guy you're replying to by the way.
>>92818178
That's horrifying, poor Zircon-chan.
>>92818204
What's worse is that her lines indicate that the diamond judicial system is one that punishes the defense attorney the same as the defendant.
>>92818178
Would Yellow be surprised that if she squish a human, expecting him/her to go poof but in actuality turning into a pile of meat and bone?
>>92818148
have you watched Sakura Trick?
how about Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFlhoqDs4qU
>>92817662
>Lars is best gem
Lars isn't a gem
He's an abomination
How would they get in this position?
We can all agree that Zircon is the best gem, right?
I protect friends!
>>92818237
No.
>>92818228
Kill yourself, lapidirt
>>92818218
Being a Zircon is suffering then. What's worse being booped or zapped?
>>92818237
Zircon is better.
For all those retards (not sure if you were serious or not) who thought White Diamond was a fusion of Pink + Yellow + Blue
>>92817783
White diamond won't just be inside homeworld's core. She'll be in the core of the gate network.
The ineffable, beating heart of the gem empire. The infernal engine that drives their inexorable expansion. Unyielding, dauntless, and unending.Her theme music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsW72KIOd8U
>>92818247
Lars was pretty cool in that episode, like dang dude where was this side hiding?
>>92818256
This is equally retarded.
>>92818228
kill yourself
>>92818170
>How can you remember something I said if you weren't there?
Peridot is cute.
>>92818222
Yeah, there were some lewd saliva exchanges in those shows alright, especially Prisma Illya. That kiss scene is legendary.
>>92818256
"Let it be known" that this person talks like an smug asshole.
>>92818271
how?
>>92818278
peridot is shit
>>92818178
>poofing someone for doing their job
I have so much contempt for this, people who mistreat others for literally doing their job gets me on a personal level
>tfw you work in-house for a charity and have to watch middle age men abuse new fundraisers
>>92818249
>>92818274
This doesn't answer my question.
>>92818290
I'm gonna be a smug asshole to retards who think WD is actually a fusion.
>>92818237
yes
>>92818307
Good.
>>92818237
She ded
>>92818247
People get dangerous when the situation's dangerous and their "flight or fight" reflexes turn to the latter. This could be seen with Sadie poofing that corrupted Gem with a sharp stick.
>>92818228
Lapis is for Steven.
>>92818306
kill yourself anyways
>>92818057
you fight in me honor, boy
>>92818306
>I predict that you will move the goalpost
>>92818321
Fuck off.
So...lars is a zombie now. At lease he still has a faint heart beat right? RIGHT?
Wait so when lars and sadie eventually do it...would their kid be steven's kid too?!
Paddy's thought process: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQUKHujtPF4
>>92818342
>>92818256
>garnet has outright stated a fusion is more than the sum of its parts
>>92818057
because
>>92818338
>you will move the goalpost
How?
>>92818308
You are taking this way too seriously, friend. Just count up the planets and let the facts speak for themselves. You don't have to brag about how right you are about a kid's show.
>>92818362
By moving it. How else?
>>92818348
10/10
Someone needs to do this with the off colours.
Oh shit. Rutile porn.>>>/aco/1437279
>>92818347
He has no bodily functions. There was no heart beat. He will no longer be able to mate with humans.
>>92818368
Do you know what moving the goalpost means?
>>92818348
>>92818374
but she's not a slow thinker.
>>92818347
no heartbeat, no boners, no sex, probably no sperm production for artificial insemination either
>>92818381
>Moving goalpost intensifies
>>92818256
>One of the diamond's took control of two heavenly bodies between their mural being made and the white diamond's being made
>Or two of Blue Diamond's planets have moons but were not included because they clash with the style of the mural (planets in a line)
>Or home world and the moon it may have is counted for White Diamond and not the other Diamonds
Why wouldn't you just point out the much stronger proof of White Diamond's forehead gem placement?
How would you guys react if are Peridot really did fuse with Fluorite and become permanently part of her?
I wonder how the Lapidots would feel.
>>92818401
if it meant Peridot would be gone forever it would make me very happy
>>92818347
Magic boners.
>>92818391
>Ask question
>Kys
>That doesn't answer my question
>You moved the goalpost
>>92818256
Who created the diamonds?
This bomb was surprisingly good but holy shit Steven just won't stop being fucking annoying, he's the biggest flaw in the show.
I wish either he would stop being so goddamn holier than thou or at least that the show would stop making him always involved in every episode
That aside it was neat
>>92818303
I definitely hate seeing good ppl abused, but Zircon did a ballsy thing. Accusing the all-powerful leaders? She crossed a line.
What if Lars is stuck on Homeworld for more than a year?
>>92818378
>>92818388
What do you mean no heartbeat? Steven could hear it, it was just very slow.
>>92818388
By that same logic Lars shouldn't be able to move. Because no heartbeat.
Face facts, Lars now has magically powerederectionsbodily functions.
>>92818401
I'd immediately drop the show
>Sugar ACTUALLY redeemed Lars
I didn't fucking believe her. I think we're in for a wild ride guys.
>>92818434
What does that imply though?
>>92817721
"You don't get it. I'm not locked up in here with you. You are locked in here with me."
>>92817749
Probably not, but he's gonna be totally badass.
>>92817780
Man, they were probably bitching about it even as it was airing.
Was that officially called a bomb? Was it bomb 7 or just an event?
>>92818401
>Peridot fuses with Fluorite
>They become a pretty butterfly gemwith autism
Okay, real talk. It's been about... what.. 2 years now? I've been basically saying that White D's likely the culprit to Pink's demise ever since the word "Shattered" came to be, regarding Pink.
We know that gem underlings take on character traits that are respective to their commanding Diamonds.
Yellow seems to favor order and logic (Though she often proves she is not as perfect as she claims).
Blue seems to signify pure unadulterated emotion, which is a polar opposite to Yellow (Although she seems to have a bit more of Yellow's known traits as of late).
Pink seems to be the epitome of compassion (only has 1 planet. Built human zoo paradise to shelter them from what was supposed to be a doomed planet before the crystal gems were formed -- Let's also not forget that the CGs had no idea what was to become of the earth in the end-game. They just knew that kindergartens were not a good thing).
I would imagine that White may be a polar opposite to Pink, having little to no compassion whatsoever for anything, which would probably explain how she has the most planets in her mural. Likely an endgame sociopath who probably just didn't like what PD was doing with their resources. This would also probably explain why she only had one planet on her belt, as she probably wanted to preserve life rather than eradicate it. I could imagine White Diamond seeing this as a flawed trait, making her shatter-worthy.
>>92818447
It's still pumping blood...or whatever it makes now so he's not a zombie?
So how long is this new hiatus gonna be?
>>92818460
Butterfly with enhancements when?
>>92818444
>redeemed Lars
No, she subtly wrote him off the show in a way no one would complain about
>>92818417
Actually in this case it's not holier than thou. It's unholier than thou. Steven is really throwing himself under the bus over what he thinks his mom did instead of standing up to the diamonds for threatening his fucking family. Little shit.
The whole trial episode all I wanted was for Steven to drop the 'hey I'm a fucking hybrid without any of Rose's memories' bomb. But he never did. That's what bugs me in this show, it's like there's all these random 'plot element' particles whizzing around in a big dark room, and all I want is for some of them to collide so we have actual explanations. But when push comes to shove like in this case they just fucking miss and nothing happens.
>>92818434
He was lying to make lars feel better.
>hears nothing
>maybe it's just slow!
fresh art from your pals at /trash/
>>92818470
We heard it in the episode's audio. It was there.
Post morestinkygem.
banned back to trash when
>>92818470
Uh duh
Lars is confirmed for Pink-zombie
Little philosophy joke there for you paeons
>>92818261
>tfw you are one of those fags who thinks that the members of the diamond authority should be entirely equal
>mfw all these recent posts implying that WD will be an eldritch creature of some sort or literally just Homeworld itself
such is life, and White's absence at the trial doesn't help at all
>>92817794
>>92817826
Male foot fetish: rare.
>>92817834
Look at this pic. Look at it.
Lars loves Steven. He won't say it, but he does.
I was about to write he's the only one who always was nice to him, but that's not even true, is it? But he did save his life - a couple of times even.
>>92818388
You can hear it, see the episode again.
>>92818480
Why is she wearing mens underwear?
>>92818444
>redeemed lars
He was already the best character in the show...
>>92818470
Do you have hearing problems? You can clearly hear the heart beats, unless you are proposing that Steven is having auditory hallucinations for the sake of himself and Lars.
>>92818497
White did Pink Diamond
Blue wants to know
Yellow wants Blue to move on and will poof the occasional Zircon if she thinks it will help
White is guilty as fucking sin
>>92818510
>he doesn't know the joy of girls in boyshorts
>>92818510
because girls in boy's clothes is cute. CUTE!
>>92818427
Lars would learn a lot of Homeworld, even if he stay on the lowest level the whole time. He'll probably retain mannerisms sensible there to here.
>>92818512
I can't even imagine what it's like to have taste this shit. It shouldn't even be possible.
>>92818510
Real women do it. There's even panties modeled to look like men's underwear.
>>92817855
That was quick. I wish I was that quick.
>>92817863
Man, I hope so.
>>92817864
...What happens if Lars enters Lion's hair? Or can only Steven do that?
>>92817880
I wish they had gone a little deeper into WHY he's such a mess. Maybe those will be the hypothetical 'Lars: the theatre play' episodes.
Maybe we'll get a little exposure when Steven explains to his parents that they won't be seeing him for a while - maybe never - because he's stranded in a different galaxy.
>>92818537
Steven would just have to bring him in. Still should be possible.
>>92818504
No you can't. Just look at Stevens face. He doesn't hear a thing.
>>92818523
>lars becomes flamboyant
>>92818533
Both GFs I've had and various family members have bought things like men's shorts and socks and shirts for casual, around-the-house-wear because they're always way cheaper.
I hope Steven can turn Lars normal again. After getting him back to Earth of course. He deserves normality. Unless he'd rather be a pink zombie.
>>92818547
Yes he does. It's just fairly slow. Wear headphones if you can't hear it.
>>92818547
Are you deaf and retarded? We literally hear it ourselves.
>>92818547
>You can't hear it
>here's a still image for proof
>>92818218
How else will you get a top tier lawyer who will do everything to get you to win? They should implement this in real life too.
kek steven just fucked up lars life
>>92818427
he'll come back ripped as fuck and with a half-gem daughter
>>92818577
His life sucked anyway
>>92818480
>ywn greet Zircon at the door after she got home from a long day on the job working on a touch case
>ywn let her relax while you make the two of you a delicious dinner
>ywn share a bath together, giving her a back massage as you knead away the day's stress
>ywn sit on the couch in your PJs, letting her rest her head on your chest as you watch her favorite movie
>ywn pick her up after she eventually falls asleep and carry her off to to the bedroom, crawling under the sheets and holding her til morning arrives
>ywn wake up early to make her breakfast so she doesnt have to worry about it when she goes off to work, only to repeat the cycle all over again
why even live
>>92818577
What are you talking about? He made Lars into a beast! In the best way possible!
>>92818577
lars had that covered long before steven got involved
>>92818547
He is sweating because it is incredibly slow, giving some credence to Lars's worries.
>>92818038
>he's Filipino
half white too but let's ignore that fact for convenience's sake
When are the next episodes?
>>92818560
>>92818566
>>92818573
ight, cuz this is the face of honesty.
>>92818490
I actually like /trash/ better
>>92818547
Anon there are 2 audiable heart beats.
>>92818537
Lars is a half-filipino kid with avoidant personality disorder and an older plump girlfriend who's also his boss and has her own issues
That's already a pretty realistic setup
>>92818592
twelve hours
>>92818594
Dude. WE can hear it too. Actually fucking listen.
>>92818596
Your just hearing the backround music.
>>92818580
Sounds good...I might take this idea....
>>92818592
Never. The show was officially cancelled.
>>92818613
>Your just
Ah, you're a retard. That explains everything.
i want to see padsparascha and sapphire fusion
if one sapphire is good imagine two fused
ps:no nigger ruby involved in the fusion pls
I want to Lars' parents like him, the pink family!
>>92818573
No, they were saying that Steven's face is like that because there's no heartbeat and he's concerned. It's not proof about the audio.
>>92818547
Anon, you really can hear the heartbeat. We're not making this up. It's slow and quiet and low, but it's for sure there.
>>92818480
galaxy was super nice
I hope he/she/whatever comes back from /trash/
>>92818625
They will disown him
>>92818580
Sequel series.
>>92818586
TUCK ME IN.
LET ME DIE.
Would you cuddle with a Pink Lars?
>>92818621
>Implying I care about ur shitty language
>>92818614
I would like to nominate Padparadscha as the mother
>>92818547>>92818594
https://youtu.be/BYDuLHmri3I?t=2m33s
Anon quit being retarded
>>92818480
oh fuck thats cute
is that the person who drew the chubby Pearls and that one Peridot? the outfits are super similar
>>92818603
I thought they were roughly the same age. How do you know she's older?
>>92818639
it'd be kinda awkward how your hand keeps slipping into his hair-garden when you try to cradle his head
>>92818580
>>92818614
>>92818642
But this would kill the Paddy!What is Fluorite is the mom?
>>92818607
Stop, he's pretending to be baiting because he realized he was wrong and won't accept it.
>>92818594
Based on this image I have here Amethyst is making an angry face because she's being forced to play around with Steven's make-believe charade of there actually being rubies around.
The ruby is in fact a figment of Steven's imagination.
Does Amethyst's face look like the face of someone enjoying a real ball game to you???!!!!
>>92818642
Of course!
>>92818636
>Oh my god our boy got into a fight!
>And won!
>>92818613
There's background music AND heartbeats. Trust us. Have I ever steered you wrong?
>>92818638
are you galaxy?
you always use that same image whenever you post
you're my fave drawfag, keep it up
>>92818631
I'm right here, actually!
I keep forgetting /co/ /sug/ is back.
>lion is a zombie
>still loves to eat
>>92818661
But that isn't a ball game. It's a convolted scheme to trick some idiotic Rubies.
>>92818640
Don't try to speak it, then? Just saying. You only cause problems for yourself if you don't care if you're misunderstood.
>>92818480
>slight paunch
>tuft of pubic hair sticking out of hr underwear
>overcome by a desperate craving for intimacy
>>92818661
Looks like a "serious bussines" face to me, but don't take my word as a fact in these matters, I have aspergers.
>>92817937
It's a destabilization ray to disrupt gems. You might not even feel it.
>Twist: It poofs gems, it barely affects Steven because of his hybrid nature
>But in full humans it causes an instant orgasm
>>92817982
BD also does not strike me as particularly nasty. She wanted to do the trial proper.
>>92818658
Fluorite is like 6 gems. Lars can't impregnate all of them.
>>92818680
>zombie
>heartbeat
>>92818685
>Your versus you're
Only autist care enough to differentiate between the two.
Do you think Pink Lars will be upset when he figures out he will outlive almost everyone he loves?
I honestly think the gems should think about letting him join them after all its not like he's human anymore.
>>92818680
>zombies are zombies
>still love to eat
>>92818659
Maybe their speakers are just shit.
>>92818692
I was honestly surprised with BD. The previews made it seem like she was gonna roast Steven alive.
>>92818678
We're back, baby!
Blue Diamond is precious
Garnet fags will debate me on this
>>92818672
H-how the hell did you figure it out. I'm impressed.
>>92818693
Six gems with one body. Sounds pretty easy to impregnate to me.
>>92818656
>I'm a complex, individual, teenage boy
>She's an adult. Probably just snuck off for another island adventure with her boyfriend
>>92818480
I want to lick Zircon's sweaty thighs
>>92818712
>Garnet fags
Do they even exist anymore?
>>92818658
>this would kill the Paddy!she's okay with it because she hopes their kid will be free to live in the present rather than spend their whole life trapped in the immediate past like she is
>>92818717
Sadie is a pedo?! Tumblr wasn't lying!?
>>92818727
>tfw Garnet used to be your favorite gem in Season 1
I miss Garnet.
>>92818717
"She's an adult" is just progression from that terrible Sadie episode where she gets her mother to stop treating her like a child.
>>92818715
You're a huge Zirconfag. Love the slight paunch and love trails above underwear you draw.
>>92818715
tfw imagined that whole Zircon sequence with this theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aw7kxvyEEA
>>92818163
That does not seem a very practical idea.
Why not Yellow Pearl? She's lower in the hierarchy, so if she shows contempt that means you're even more contemptible.
>>92818228
One of the Diamonds picks them up and stuffs them in a jar.
>>92818237
She did what a good lawyer does. Kudos.
>>92818716
They would unfuse with that pressure. I also don't wanna think about Lars and Fluorite fucking.
>>92818734
In some parts of the world, probably including Delmarva, Sadie would be a statutory rapist
>>92818480
got any more?
>still being a garnet,pearl or amethystfag
>in 2017
>>92818703
>he will outlive almost everyone he loves?
considering the only person he's even slightly close to that's younger than him is Steven, he was already gonna outlive everybody else by a few years
Are there any other good OCs out there?
>>92818731
Sounds beautiful
Best gem
>>92818731
I don't think Paddy is cognizant enought to realize she's trapped in the past. Otherwise she wouldn't keep blurting out her "prophecies"
Makes me wonder what she thinks she's hiding underground for.
>>92818771
Unlike Bismuth
>>92817959
Her modern VA is only 61.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susanne_Blakeslee
God, didn't realize the modern voice of Maleficent/Lady Tremaine/The Evil Queen in KH, the Disney parks, etc, is the voice of Wanda in Fairly Odd Parents
>finally caught up
So rose couldn't have shattered pink diamond
Pink was shattered by a sword
Rose's sword specifically can't shatter diamonds but only poof them
...who the fug shattered pink diamond then?
Who wants Padparadscha porn?>>/aco/1437941
>>92818753
Somebody needs to stop their relationship! Before the cops come!
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>>92818760
Famethyst for life.
>>92818755
yep
>>92818785
Fucked it up.>>>/aco/1437941
>>92818774
When Lars asked what would happen if anyone found the underground freak hideout it was her who said they'd be shattered. I think she at least knows something's wrong with her.
>>92818737
What do you mean you miss Garnet? She's right here and better than ever!
>>92818774
>I just keep thinking, maybe this time it actually worked, I actually predicted something like I'm supposed to. Each time I'm proven wrong. All I could do is keep smiling and hope next time will be different.
>Thanks to you, I have a new hope
>>92818767
Sadie. Future kids.
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>>92818701
I wasn't the anon that called you out on that. Their/they're/there is a common mistake.
Your response to him is what I was referencing.
Reminder that Sugar managed to get the entire fandom to forget they hate Lars.
>>92818261
And tormented.
Like the Cluster. Poetic.
>>92818316
I don't think she's dead. Then Yellow would REALLY have something to explain to Blue.
Poofing is one thing, but shattering? No, I think YD will put Zircon somewhere in jail...
And 'convince' her that she was wrong. Perhaps how she convinced Eyeball that what she REALLY saw was Rose Quartz shattering PD.
PD.
"Pee... Dee..."
>Pink Diamond is everybody in the town
>Each of her shards is inside one of the people
>That is why the town is so weird
>Steven will have to master the art of fusing with humans so that they can all fuse together and resuscitate Pink Diamond
>>92818347
Not a zombie. More like the magic equivalent of a cyborg.
>>92818797
>lip bite
MUH
>rose was a necromancer too
JUST
>>92818803
>Knows somethings wrong with her
>Doesn't know what that something is
>>92818781
Look at her tears! The thought of Paddy/Lars' romance gets to her! Also bismuth is very cute.
>>92818831I never hated Lars. Thinking about it, he is probably the only character I've never hated because he has been so consistent.
>>92818837
so was Jesus. nothing wrong with raising the dead
>>92818832
https://youtu.be/o9wxUGJ-HIc?t=6
>>92818773
Wrong.
>>92818826
>Their/they're/there
You're good people
>>92818831
Lars was always best townie and the show's most truly human character.
what happens if steven pink rezz's someone who died of old age?
>>92818802
That better be Lars' dick! Or else!!
>>92818869
hilarity.
>>92818842
Get out of here grape ape
Lion is pink diamond theory becomes more plausible. Rose shattered PD then brought her back to life as Lion. Why Lars and Lion have the same powers.
>>92818804
Reminder that Garnet has future vision and knows Steven is fucked. She's not going to worsen the situation by drawing his kidnapper.That and she's gay for herself.
>>92818870
Lars is the only dick she has access to. It's very unlikely any of the Off-Colour Gems have evver seen a dick before so shapeshift is out of the window.
Real talk which gem is Lars gonna bang? I'm hoping for the twins.
>>92818851
Jesus was a cleric, not a necromancer. Steven is a necromancer because he doesn't just bring back the dead, he alters them.
>>92818837
>assassination
>fusion supporter.
>defective gems supporter.
>kidnapping
>unlicensed necromancy.
She can't keep getting away with this!
>>92818797
what is it about this gem thats so attractive?
>>92818886
No. We saw in a flashback that Rose Quartz was the leader of a pack of lions in the past. This is one of those Lions, who died and was brought back to life.
>>92818897
ALL OF THEM
>>92818886
It is less plausible than ever wtf.
Lion is just a lion that died.
>>92818897
All of them?
>>92818914
I like the cut of your gem anon.
>>92818899
A lot of Christian mythology surrounding the ones he resurrected or gifted with a long life involves them being fundamentally altered
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew
>>92818897
ProbablySteven
>>92818886
No it doesn't.
But it does raise a question. How did lion die?
>>92818896
True. Paddy is innocent.
>>92818908
Because she looks like she'd belong right at home in Doug's town of Bluffington.
>>92818897
Paddy. Lars has historically gone for the shortstacks.
>either through lifestyle of adventure or through age, Connie will eventually die
>steven rezz's her and she becomes pink
>which will carry over whenever he fuses with her
>When we first saw Stevonnie, they and everything else was coated in a pink filter
foreshadowing!
>>92818837
>its okay when the diamonds do it!
>>92818178
Why did Yellow poof both Zircons?
Was she getting rid of everyone that heard that it might have been another Diamond that shattered Pink Diamond?
>>92818933
this is adorable
>>92818933
Cute pic, but she'd be more of a salmon color, right?
>>92818937
Don't want.
I don't want to give the most boring townie immortality
>>92818924
Alright, maybe Jesus is just a cleric/necromancer dual class. After all, he clearly has access to arcane as well as divine powers.
>>92818864
Yas we iz.
They're/Their/There. Your/You're. We're/Were. etc. It's the same problem all around.
>>92818927
he's a lion. he probably died from your usual lion reasons like starvation or losing a fight with a wilderbeast
>>92818936
How will Sadie feel once Lars comes back and he has a slow pink baby daughter now?
>>92818954
It was made when we only had screenshots of her.
>>92818954
Forgot my pic.
>>92818937
Won't work. Steven has to actually like someone to bring them back. Remember, his powers are based on his emotions.
>>92818469
What I'm hoping comes from this, because it bugs me too, is that someone, ANYONE calls him out for that. It's SU so I doubt it, but it'd be a good lesson for Steven as well as any kids watching: Don't take responsibility for things you didn't do be they good or in this case, bad.
That and stop making everything about yourself. Then it can segue into everyone actually communicating and giving Steven some background information.
Also ground him.
>>92818793
Ohh thanks anon
>Dropship takes longer than they thought it would to fix
>after a few months Lars starts asking for weird things like books on female anatomy, scented oils, lube etc.
>Steven doesn't understand but brings them to him anyway
>>92818974
Sad :(
I hope Sadie finds a good dude.
>>92818957
But they already did.
>>92818974
>she develops a cuck fetish
>>92818574
Only if the DA goes to jail for a false accusation.
>>92818974
I wonder if lars' body is cold to the touch now.
>>92818974
didn't they basically break off their 'not actually dating' relationship after The New Lars when Lars and Sadie both admitted Lars doesn't love her?
>>92818415
The humans of the future.
That sounds stupid, but time travel is real in the show. However, the Gempire does not possess its use. And the Crystal Gems sure as hell didn't, either.
So who did?
The Gems look like humans, and for completely incomprehensible reasons Homeworld has an atmosphere a human can breathe very comfortably, even though gems don't breathe and Homeworld has no organic life to produce free oxygen - so the gems must be manufacturing it themselves.
I think gems are human-made terraforming machines who ended up in the past somehow.
>>92818447
Reduced organic functions. Still there, just smaller. Or much more efficient.
>>92818467
Like Jasper? I don't think she's gonna waste either of them. Just put them in the cupboard for when she needs them.
>>92818619
Coming this Fall: "LARS' UNIVERSE"
The adventures of a plucky human and four quirky gems as they fight to liberate the planet they love from the tyranny of the Diamonds.
>>92818639
He's still a toast rack, you know.
>>92818966
>They're/Their/There. Your/You're. We're/Were
This is why english is a fucked language.
>>92818897
Fluorite is going to try to fuse with him.
>>92818303
Fucking charity admin
There's more than one charity I don't donate to anymore because they sent me one too many begging letters instead of spending my money on the actual fucking cause
>>92819000
You're all wrong
>>92819009
>Like Jasper? I don't think she's gonna waste either of them. Just put them in the cupboard for when she needs them.
Like an unwanted cup.
Pottery.
>>92819009
I'd watch Lars' Universe.
>>92818415
some weird non-sentient magic space storm passed over homeworld and brought a bunch of minerals to life
these proto gems eventually made the diamond, a 'perfected' form of their arcane existence, to lead them
>>92818797
you got a blog anywhere?
>>92818999
BAD END
>>92818974
if he's been gone over nine months she's probably already started dating ronaldo
woah, /sug/ is lively at this time, it's usually a dead hour
>>92819015
Fluorite is going to fuse with everyone by force if necessary. The final episode will be Fluorite revealing her true intentions, followed by force assimilation. The final scene will be a gigantic caterpillar transforming to assume its final form, not unlike the climactic scene in the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar.
>>92818415
Allah, who else could?
>>92819062
Steven cried on us so now we are lively again lol
>>92819046
galaxy-confetti
Where is white diamond?
>>92819073
Are we pink?
>>92819057
>started dating ronaldo
Has the bar really gotten that low?
so...is his cum pink?
>>92819015
>>92819066
Fluorite is going to chew to the center of the world and fuse with the cluster. Fluorite is the final boss.
>>92819062
We got six new gems, a pretty big plot twist and Lars being redeemed, and yet still more questions. Of course it would be.
>>92819028
It's entirely possible that those letters are bringing in much more money than they cost. Maybe not from you specifically, but that doesn't matter. It's a numbers game. At a certain amount the letters are a sound investment.
>>92819083
in the fridge
>>92819089
Mine isPrince Albert piercing gone wrong
>>92819089
Yes and tastes like strawberries.
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I just realized something.
Ok, so we know from Blue and the zoo episode, Pink was amused by humans, and wanted to preserve them in that zoo right?
Then you ask yourself, why do you need a zoo to do that? Because of the colony. After all, remember what Garnet said? If Pink's colony succeeded, it would mean the end of all life on Earth right?
Yellow Diamond's song to Blue showed that each type of gem is made for a specific purpose, so, since all the Rose Quartz belonged to Pink, we can assume that Pink made them with a purpose, right?
That would also mean that Pink made them with the power to "pink" living things for a reason.
Pink Lar's said that he isn't hungry anymore, which implies that he no longer needs food to sustain himself. Lion was originally a lion, which are creatures that eat anything already, so it makes sense that he probably eats "magic lizards" out of his instincts of being a lion, not out of hunger. In a way, a living thing that was "pink'd" is given a life of stagnation, and remember what Rose said to Greg? "Gems aren't meant to change from birth, but being a human means being meant to change."
So, a being that has servants that can resurrect dead things that were alive as pink creatures that no longer need food to survive, and are possibly immortal, takes over a planet to colonize it into a environment where every living thing will die.
It makes sense as to why Rose would want to betray her diamond over this, like she said, humans are meant to change, and becoming pink'd is the same as becoming a gem, a life of stagnation to her. And like was revealed, when Rose betrayed Pink, all of the Rose Quartz were bubbled from fear that it could happen again.
Which meant, no more possible pink'd world.
Which meant, to preserve humans, you would need another place off of the Earth now. Like a zoo perhaps?
I dunno guys, this seems to make a lot of sense to me.
>>92819086
>lars help!
>runs to hide leaving her alone
I wouldn't blame her
>>92818701
Or anyone who gives a shit about proper language use.
>>92818734
Sadie is between sixteen and eighteen years old. I guess her father must be a dwarf or something, given her mother towers over her.
I think Lars is the same age.
>>92818770
I don't have good ones, but how about a bad one?
>>92819086
she's not chill enough to join the cool kids in drug fueled polygamous raves and mail boy can go fuck himself
>>92819089
I'm scared if so.
So how long do you think it'll take befroe we get fanart of Blue Zircon and Green Zircon in the positions of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth
>>92819097
t. Cindy Stuffington, Senior Manager (Promotions and Marketing)
>>92819089
Sissy bois like lars aren't allowed to cum silly!
>>92819110
Why would you do this
>>92819114
Oh shit i forgot about the strawberry flavoing. I can't
>>92819131
NOT FUCKING SOON ENOUGH BECAUSE I WANT IT AS MY FUCKING DESKTOP NOW
>lars comes back to earth
>invited to welcome home party with cool kids
>lars tells sadie he's going to be a father
>buck dewey wraps his arm around sadie
>"No way, me too. Bingo bongo."
So what did you guys think of the new gems? I thought I'd like New Sapphire the most, and she's pretty cute, but I think her quirk could get annoying after a while. You guys like Padparadscha Sapphire or Regular Sapphire better?
The Siamese twin and Ruby/Pearl fusion were kind of cute, and the big caterpillar one is kind of creepy but still sweet in a grandmotherly kind of way.
It was nice of them to stay with Lars, but I don't see why they couldn't have little visits to Earth so they could at least see what it's like over there. It isn't like they all have to go at the same time, is it?
>>92818145
I wonder if she doesn't necessarily have to be present, just there.
Like if she could walk to a scene of an accident or murder that happened recently, and know what happened due to her past vision.
>>92817905
It's a station for garbage and dumbass gems, that's why Holly kept treating them like shit and always reminding them to stand straight and not constantly goof off.
>>92818170
Maybe she just needs practice. No time to hone your skills when you're constantly on the run from killer robots.
>>92818401
She's go from Meme Gremin to Meme Caterpillar.
>>92818750>you are not thinking of Fluorite pregnant with multiple children
>you are not thinking of how each segment of her grotesque and wizened form is host to a hellish unnatural spawn
>you are not thinking of how if you looked closely at her now bloated form, you'd see the new life squirming and wriggling under her leathery skin as she groans in a mix of pain and pleasure from finding a new way to have other beings inside of her
>>92819116
hmmm that actually some sense.
>>92819116
doesn't Peridot's powers of magnetism that nobody knew she was capable of count against the notion that all of a gem's power are put there by design for the sake of their born purpose?
So, are we on hiatus again?
>>92819074
Damn son, that's some good fucking shit.
>>92819153
Go away misha you cuck
>>92818773
10/10 would like to have a kid with her
>>92819153
well, I actually
>misha
nevermind
>>92819148
YES, I WOULD WATCH THAT SHIT
So, the Diamonds can create special zones affecting gems' states, huh. So, perhaps, YD petrifies everyone with fear and WD... makes everyone's minds blank?
>>92819114
Let me take you down, cause I'm going...
>>92819147
"Yellow Diamond as Damon Grant when? they even both have electricity!
Alright:
1, It's pretty much confirmed that the PD incident was a conspiracty one way or another. On who's authority and for what reason?
2. We know Garnet can't have been the first heterofusion, is a a common desire amongst gems?
3. What the hell is Lars now?
>>92819148
>SU gets cancelled for promoting teen pregnancy
>>92819178
>makes everyone's minds blank?
With lewd thoughts. Yes.
Do you think Steven will be a bro and let Sadie visit Lars or completely forget something important like always?
>>92819179
Lol, gonna post the rest on /trash/?
>>92818256
You forgot to count one behind BD. That'd make the sum 34.
The 35th planet WD is holding is homeworld.
are Lars's pubes also a portal to a magical realm?
what if he grew a beard?
NSFWhttps://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63139385
Mirror:http://i.imgur.com/sbSsWVV.png
So why did Steven plead guilty without mentioning he couldn't actually remember anything from before 14 years ago?
>>92819189
Teen pregnancy deserves representation. And Sadie is a adult.
>>92819153>>you are not thinking of Fluorite pregnant with multiple children
>>you are not thinking of how each segment of her grotesque and wizened form is host to a hellish unnatural spawn
>>you are not thinking of how if you looked closely at her now bloated form, you'd see the new life squirming and wriggling under her leathery skin as she groans in a mix of pain and pleasure from finding a new way to have other beings inside of her
Why would you write that?
>>92818945
She was probably frustrated with the trial and wanted to get it over with.
>>92819188
WD. There's no way YD would be the one who set Pink up for shattering after the song.
>>92819213
naughty boy wants to be punished
>>92819205
>Lars' ass hair is also magical
>Steven jams himself up his bum
No.
Zircon on Earth with Steven and him introducing her to Ace Attorney when? I feel she would see a lot of herself in Phoenix Wright.
>>92818908
She's brave. And honest.
>>92818933
>Paparadscha lifts her bangs
>We finally see her eye
>Somehow she manages to be cross-eyed
>>92819035
...We have this, which suggests we're gonna get more episodes on Homeworld this season.
>Mid-season bomb of ONLY LARS/OFF-COLORS EPISODES??
>>92819188
>1, It's pretty much confirmed that the PD incident was a conspiracty one way or another. On who's authority and for what reason?
White. Yellow seemed generally sad about her death in Feeling Blue so I don't think she did it. At least she didn't come up with the plan and if she was involved was forced by White to do it
>2. We know Garnet can't have been the first heterofusion, is a a common desire amongst gems?
No. Its clearly unusual enough that it isn't common.
>3. What the hell is Lars now?
Human with some extra pinache.
>>92819205
I wish I could enter Lars' magical realm.
>>92819206
THAT BETTER BE LARS' DICK TOO
>>92819156
It proves that gems aren't born with already knowing all of their powers. Also, remember how when she had her limb enhancers, she could make those glass plates float? Who's to say that those didn't have any metal in them? All this time, it could have been that typical Peridots are taught that they make their screens float with the power of their enhancers, when its been their power over magnetism this whole time. Plus, with how weak her magnetism is, it would make sense that its only used to float small objects, such as screens, and her finger guns she had.
>>92819188
1. Either Yellow diamond alone or both Yellow and Whiteif she's actually a thing, can't be Blue since she's pretty much been the only one who tried to get to the top of this whole shit, also unlikely to be anything else than a Diamond since as Zircon explained it couldn't have been done by anyone without supreme autority
As for what pvrpose, I don't fucking know, maybe some shit was going down between the Diamonds
2. Seems to be a mixed bag, lots of gems want it, lots of gem concider it disgusting, almost all of them concider it taboo
3. Lion chinese knock offThis is all just my own opinions, they ain't facts
>>92819205
Lars grows a beard
a portal opens up
out comes a fist
Lars can chuck norris people with help of Steven.
>>92819205
He no longer can
>>92819213
Because he was trying to get the Homeworld Gems to stop chasing the Crystal Gems or bothering Earth by sacrificing himself since he is "Rose Quartz".
>>92819206
How predictable.
>>92819213
Because he wanted to sacrifice himself to save his friends and the planet. It was what he morally sought out as his best option given the overwhelming circumstances.
>>92817757
She then runs to Earth and disguises herself as Michel Temer.
I knew she looked familiar.
The Pearls were unforgiveably cute this bomb.
>>92817778
That gem will be Jasper. Mark my words. That gem will be fucking Jasper.
>>92819229
Fuck just playing vidya, Zircon deserves a sweet lawyer boyfriend to love her tenderly.
>>92819267
It's for jerking off to. Who cares if it's not breaking new ground?
NEED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT THINGS I CANT CONTROL
>steven pops in on lars while he's asleep
>steven pops in on lars while he's in the bathroom/shower
>steven pops in on lars and sadie unexpectedly while they're doing
>>92819089
Pink and luminescent.
>>92819116
But Rose was the ONLY one who has healing powers. I don't think 'Pinking' was in her blue prints.
***
Giant diamond ladies hugging.
Cute!
>>92819274
Go hue up someplace else
>>92819292
Jasper's gone,accept it
>>92819287
>blue drawing the drop kick
ABSOLUTELY CUTE
>>92819292
I'm both mad and laughing because of how absurd that sounds, and because of how much sense it makes. God damn it.
>>92817757
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A GEO WEAPON, AND EARTH IS GONNA PAY FOR IT. THAT I CAN PROMISE YOU.
>>92819240
> Glass plates
I'm pretty sure they're just holograms anon, she could make them appear and dissapear at will.
Zircon had them too.
>Lars lives in a Kindergarten now
I wonder if he'll find a hole made ... just for him.
>>92817662
>haven't bothered with SU for 2 years
>come back to see that Lars has died, been resurrected, is Lion 2.0, and was left to live with freak gems on Homeworld
That was unexpected.
>>92819292
Oh my, that fusion orgy foreshadowed in Crying Breakfast Friends might be true...
>>92819226
And now I imagine Steven as Orel and Yellow as Clay.
>>92818708
>>92818692
What I think is weird is that she wanted to shatter Ruby on the spot just for fusing, yet is willing to listen to PD's killer
>>92819336
What made you leave?
>>92819331
It's called paddy
>>92818937
>ywn ride stevonnie like this
>her brown Murdercock ruining the integrity of your anus and smashing your prostate into submission
>stevonnie will never leave your ass a gaping gravy cave, spitting on you in disgust and to undo the damage
>>92817688
I AM!
Does anyone have links to episodes with English subtitles?
>>92819352
Maybe she mellowed out after pink died?
>>92817881
What if pink Watermelon Stevens? Would it be possible?
>>92819359
Garnet you need to stop being such a fusion slut
>>92819300
I NEED TO STOP WORRYIN BOUT THE DOLLARS I DONT OWN
>>92819352
She wanted to know about the entire thing for Pink's shatter, whereas what happened with Ruby she seen it all herself.
Different case really, not counting how different the crime is, too
I love this Gem.
>>92819316
How can you be so foolish?
>>92819352
She's basically been crying non-stop for 5000 years because someone she loved has died. That might help the empathy along.
>>92819343
"Stupid dead-end job".
>>92819376
>Oho, why not whore ourselves?
>>92819357
Do you think Paddy would like to have a pink slow baby with Lars?
>>92819352
>I want to know why she did it
>and I want to know what she thinks we're going to do to her
>so I can do something worse
she intended on a punishment that would make Rose Quartz beg to be shattered
>>92819310
Also, their size is off AGAIN.
>>92819366
GUYS PLEASE
>>92819188
>On who's authority
We can assume that when it came time to invade Earth, there had to be some way to choose between Yellow, Blue, and Pink. If we work from that angle, regardless of how its done, jealously could be created. Yellow could have wanted Earth for her own goals, but Pink got Earth instead. What Blue Zircon said does make sense, only a diamond could have covered it up.
>For what reason?
If it really is Yellow that did it, it could be that what Pink wanted with the Earth, and what Yellow wanted were not one in the same. For example, in Yellow's talk with Peridot, she seemed pretty obsessed with making the cluster and killing the planet. Any normal person could be that mad over Earth because, in a way, it killed Pink. But, if she was mad for another reason, and is only faking being sad over Pink, then it makes a lot more sense. Pink wanted a colony. Yellow wanted a cluster weapon. Pink somehow got her way, and Yellow broke her for it and took the Earth by force to get her way.
>What the hell is Lars now?
Well, besides the portal stuff, we know that he no longer needs to eat it would seem. And Lion doesn't seem to age overtime, which implies that both are immortal in the sense that they do not age. If you think of it this way, they both have gem like qualities: They don't age, and don't need food. Also in a way, its the opposite of how humans are suppose to be, according to Rose at least. When she talked to Greg, she talked about how amazing it is that humans change overtime, and how that is different from gems, who remain the same from birth. So in a way, turning a dead thing pink is a way to preserve them. Unnaturally keep them alive when they should have been dead.
>>92819355
Just lost interest at the time and kept telling myself I'd pick it up again later.
>>92819396
Retarded Sapphire is the cutest character this show has produced by far. Every single one of her lines had me grinning like a doofus.
>>92819325
And her levitating metal fingers?
>>92819407
>nut in paddy
>a few seconds later she gushes about how she had a vision that she's gonna get impregnated
How will you cope when the Crewniverse sinks the new ship for boring ol' Sadie, /sug/?
>>92819407
Yes! Just like Rose, Paddy comes to love humans. The idea of a cute little pink baby makes her very happy!
>>92819407
If one were to forcefully impregnate her, would she be able to notice before it's too late?
>>92819413
But she also wanted to know whether she was really guilty.
We're watching the... well, not the beginning of the end of the Gempire. But I can't believe it will be too long before Blue puts two and two together.
Although she might choose not to believe that one of her sisters - and one she is very close with - killed the other one.
>>92819438
Fine. Never had any delusions of it being canon.
>>92819429
it was funny the first time, then I got sick of it, then it kept happening and looped back around to funny again
>>92819376
>Lucious dick sucking lips
>>92819438
SHUSH. Let me have Paddy/Lars
>>92819396
>>92819429
Objective fact.
>>92819310
No, I think its rather silly to think Steven's mom is the only Rose Quartz who has that power. Are you saying she remodeled her own gem or something to have that power?
>>92819441
Five minutes after you both finish: "I'm going to cum!"
Turning humans into posthuman supersoldiers and conquering the homeworld was Rose’s endgame all along?
>>92819424
Well it has changed a lot!
>>92819434
Could easily be part of her limb enhancers. The robonoids had similar free-floating appendages.
>>92819445
You can't forcefully impregnate a gem. For several reasons.
>>92819486
Would somebody make or post an episode guide for people who want to avoid retarded townie episodes?
>>92819447
I say we're gonna get the obligatory scene where the culprit gloats at their crime to Steven in private and then Blue looms out from the shadows with an expression of 2000% murder
bonus points if she took inspiration from Steven's appearance and shapeshifted into something very small, which is nigh unthinkable for their psuedo-tallest culture
So how is Blue Diamond so confident it was a sword that shattered Pink Diamond when she seemingly know no other details? Is it her assumption?
https://twitter.com/AwestruckVox/status/869410690410393600
he deserves this
>>92819480
If that's the case, she did a shit job. Loads of dead bodies but the only thing she zombified was a lion!?
>>92819474
>>92819496
>>92819474
Look at this face. I respect lapis for resisting the temptation to rape this face again.
>>92819474
In all her lewds that's the joke
>>92819438
Oh man. That'd be fucking heart breaking.
>Paddy still grinning at her human love as he tells her that he's leaving her for Sadie
>Doesn't respond, just keeps smiling
>Five minutes later it all comes crashing down
>>92819495
>You can't forcefully impregnate a gem. For several reasons.
Let me have this!
>>92819480
Rose had no endgame
Fluorite's got that Doug nose. Is that what she reminded me of?
>>92819513
who?
>>92818497
Man, she did a good job with the body paint, but she used a different color for her legs. Almost perfect.
>>92819474
but does the pleasure experienced in her vision cause her to cum again?
could you trap her in a loop of perpetual orgasm?
>>92819513
Stop with your self deprecation kink Vox, you're not fooling us
>>92819473
>I think its rather silly to think Steven's mom is the only Rose Quartz who has that power.
Quite agreed, since it would make a lot of sense to have a class of gem that can act as battlefield medics. But it was stated repeatedly in the show that Rose was the only gem to have that power.
>>92819473
>Are you saying she remodeled her own gem or something to have that power?
I still suspect it's heterofusion: fusing with a gem of a diifferent type can permanently change a gem and give it unusual powers. But I am not so sure anymore. Because if that were the case, Fluorite would have to be something like a primal goddess.
>>92819480
I do not believe so. There is no indication of any pink humans before Lars. They sure could have used them back then.
>>92819520
Holy shit. I predicted something that already happened.
>>92819520
Drawendo's good at that stuff.
>>92819533
NO. SHUSH. Paddy and Lars are going to open a bakery together! Just you wait!!
>>92819509
that's what all the witnesses said. "Rose Quartz attacked Pink Diamond head-on and shattered her with a sword"
>>92819520
This could be the closest I come to wanting the fuck a mentally disable person.
None are ever this cute.
>>92819310
We don't know whether or not Rose is the only Rose Quartz gem who can heal, because apparently the Diamonds had every other gem bubbled out of fear (and this was done before PD was shattered, which means the fact that the bubbles are pink means she likely did it)
>>92819480
She spent 600+ years sport fucking around Earth before she decided to give that up.
She had no end game.
>>92819533
>Paddy predicting her own cucking in real-time
>>92819509
I guess certain facts were known from witnesses but she still wanted to know how a Quartz could 1v1 a Diamond who had guards.
>>92819557
You have truly become one with Internet Explorer Sapphire
>>92819560
"I predict..I am the sidebitch."
>>92819551
actually, when Garnet shard with Steven her future vision, Steven was able to explore different options and the vision kept looping again and again until he was satisfied with the outcome
does that mean that within Paddy's past visions she could explore how it could have gone'?
>>92819560
I found some art for that anon, keep the dream alive.
>>92819516
Perhaps that is why Steven was born. She only managed to create one lion, but Steven can do it by accident.
>>92819536
Worst mini ever.
>>92819535
Let you have your fantasy of simultaneously raping and murdering a mentally handicapped loli? Fuck that noise.
>>92819551
Just imagine it, laying in bed next to a shuddering, wet mess of a Sapphire. You've long since stopped fucking her, but the clawing and moaning never stops.Can't say I'd like that, since I am a workin' man who has to get up in the morning.
>>92819582
fukken perfect
>>92819604
>fantasy of simultaneously raping and murdering a mentally handicapped loli?
Well this escalated quickly
>>92819219
Why is she always mad? How can Blue get a entire song about being constantly sad about Pink's death, yet be mostly composed when talking to her killer, yet Yellow is the one acting the most angry? Does it feel like she is overcompensating for something? Even Blue tells her to calm down after poofing both the prosecutors.
>>92819555
>There is no indication of any pink humans before Lars.
Because she was doing animals experimentation on lions ad possibly other animals too.
'Please, please let them come back to earth. Break the status quo. I want to see Garnet react to Paddy. Don't fucking cuck me on this Sugar.'
>"Wwee woon't doo it."
'Oh for fuck sake.'
>>92819571
No one would blame you a Paddy
>>92819569
oh yes I already knew that, I should've stated such in my post.
>>92819605
>not falling asleep to the soothing sounds of le petite mort
>>92819560
She'll burn all the bread.
[insert "All of This" by Shaimus]
>>92819533
>Lars tells her he's with Sadie and leaves her.
>Paddy is completely fine even when he leaves.
>Five minutes later Paddys smile turns to a frown and tears rush down her face as she begs Lars not to leave her.
>But he's already gone.
>Salt confirmed
When will we see her?
>>92819596
Where did you get this? I collect all Paddy/Lars art
>>92819619
>tfw the government was actually behind a terrorist attack so they could motivate the people to go to a foreign place to attack them
Very interesting.
>>92819619
Because has a choleric personality, so she has a short fuse and is quick to anger.
>>92819628
We will thus have the meme barn and the meme cave.
>>92819572
So Pink Diamond bubbled all Rose Quartzes because one of them rebelled? That makes sense with the way the Diamonds think.
Nonetheless, it was stated outright that Rose's ability is unique. We'll have to wait and see.
>>92819577
I guess her ping is low.
>>92819128
but mail boy best boy
Besides, her mom would want an heir to take over her business.
>>92819637
>She'll burn all the bread.
she only seems like 5-10 seconds behind most of the time. that's not enough for bread to go from ready to burnt
>>92819631
Ok, that's hilarious!
>>92819633
I have difficulty drifting to sleep in the first place. Nigh impossible with a hard on and a writhing little cutie in bed with me.
I suppose one could schedule it; weekends are late night fuck-a-thons that leave Paddy ahegaoing well after midday.
>>92819066
>>92819092
That'd be kinda cool.
>>92819128
The cool kids are really nice and inviting. They'll ease Sadie into their drug orgies. It'll be chill.
>>92819682
you could always go to bed early, wake up early, and fuck first thing in the morning before having a shower and leaving for work
>>92819086
Ronaldo had a pretty hot girlfriend before pizza chicks fucked it up for him.
>>92818945
>OY VEI SHUT IT DOWN!
>>92819598
I like that, having a child to further your own zombie-apocalypse plans. Neat.
>>92819604
>Let you have your fantasy of simultaneously raping and murdering a mentally handicapped loli? Fuck that noise.
She'll live on! In our beautiful, special child. She probably would want that.
>>92819613
Don't blame me. He opened with
>If one were to forcefully impregnate her, would she be able to notice before it's too late?
>>92819639
Logically there must be a Sapphire who is in perfect synch with the timeline.
"So... she's useless?"
"..Nnno.... because... she knows exactly what is going on."
>>92818945
I thought that terminally ill kid said they got shattered. Got my hopes up.
>>92819700
>showering
>work in a non-temp controlled warehouse
Kind of like pissing in the wind, but... might be keen on going to work reeking of hot interspecies love-making.
Will someone please tell me what's going on?
I haven't been lurking for awhile but suddenly episode 1 and episode 5 are out. Are 2-4 not out or...? Reading the thread isn't helping.
>>92819725
go to stevenuniverse.org
Lars' heart stops. Does Steven try healing spit (he isn't certain it won't work on the dead)? No. Does he try CPR? No. He just cries about it.
You lucked out this time, Steven.
>>92819631
I hope not. Although now I'm imagining all the quiet sex that led up to that moment.
>>92819725
Episode 1 through 4 of season 5 are out. Episode 5 is not.
>>92819582
>Lars and the off-colors finally make it to earth
>Lars decides to tell Paddy how he feels
>Distant helicopters can be heard
>"Paddy, I-I gotta tell you something!"
>Paddy looks up at Lars, presumably wide eyed
>"I just- I kinda- love you!"
>Several moments of silent
>Lars is sniped from a distance
>Soldiers come down from helicopters, shooting everything in sight
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
>RAISED TO WAVE THE FLAG
>OOH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE
>Paddy survives the slaughter
>A piece or Lars' brain on her dress
>"I love you too, Lars."
>>92819746
Okay thank you I misread
>>92819748
Cute. Artist name please.
>>92819753
STOP RUINING MY BAKERY FANTASY!! >:/
>>92819628
Eh, it ain't too bad. There are already a fair amount of gem characters anyway. At least they'll probably meet eventually.
>>92819753
You cut that out!
>>92818897
Blue Diamond cause dat ass.
I just solved this shit in like 5 seconds after watching the episodes yo.
>Greg uses money to purchase another lion.
>Euthanize it.
>Steven revives it with tears.
>Put Lion 2 inside Lion 1's mane, resurface at Lars.
>Lars and the off-color gems use Lion 2's mane to come back to earth.
>Lion 2 stays on homeworld because fuck him.
>>92819753
I hate posting on mobile
*of
>hug Paddy
>few seconds later: "I just had a wonderful vision that you got a boner"
>>92817688
ha, I get that reference.
>>92819545
Probably just wore thights instead of painting them
>>92819780
I think it'd be easier to just teach Lars how to make portals like Lion does.
>>92819761
That would be me.http://dead-carl-artblog.tumblr.com/
>>92819780
Are you Padparadscha? Because some other asshole already proposed the same thing a while ago, only with a dog.
>>92819780
I wouldn't work, because Steven wouldn't have the emotional connection to the new Lion.
>>92819801
if Lion can barely portal to the moon before collapsing, I don't think Lars can portal all the way to Earth
>>92819780
>Implying Steven can control his powers well enough for rezz tears on demand
>Implying Steven would ever be Ok with killing an animal
>Implying that gem thralls can even enter into the pink dimention
>Implying Steven would be willing to leave anyone behind
If Steven's saliva heals and his lachrymal essence revives the dead, then what does his blood do?
>>92819642
Drew it.
>>92819572
The bubbles at the zoo station holding the rose quartzes are white anon. They look pinkish because the whole room is pink, but the bubble outline. is white and they don't add a hue of any color to what can be seen through them, they just make things lighter
They're white bubbles
>>92819774
In four seasons there have only been two "additions" to the main cast, and they've both been quarantined to the meme barn immediately after their redemption arc finished.
Do Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet even know Lapis is there? Have any of them exchanged one line of dialogue with her since Mirror Gem?
What's the point of creating all these characters if we don't get to see them interact and play off each other?
>>92819840
It goes well with pasta.
>>92819840
reverses old age
>>92819840
It's great on pancakes.
Pearl has big, floppy, ballerina feet
>>92819857
Didn't the gems interact a bit with the barn freaks when Carl Brutananadilewski showed up?
>>92819743
>Spend five awkward minutes fucking a silent smiling Paddy before she catches up
>It's like watching a foreign movie that's been dubbed where the lip flapping doesn't match the words
>>92819857
>Do Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet even know Lapis is there?
they had that big bbq together in the episode with steven's uncle
>>92819845
Draw more. I drew this one, but I rushed it and need to fix it later.
>>92819857
At least we got Pumpkin!
In all seriousness, I get what you're coming from, but that's more of a fault with the show's lackluster writing when it comes to writing diverse character interactions. What would help is working more with the characters we got, not adding new ones.
This episode basically proves the Lars is trans theory.
Prove me wrong.
>>92819873
Ballerinas have gross feet dude
>>92819864
Sounds like a downgrade to his immortal-granting tears.
>>92819922
trans? more like transhuman.
>>92819916
I can't believe they animated his death. They didn't cut away or anything.
>>92819922
Only if you prove yourself right first.
>BEND DOWN
>BEND DOWN
>BEND DOWN
>>92819864
Sounds like a downgrade to his immortal-granting tears.
>>92819886
Delayed sex is now my fetish.
I have been graced with a wonderful prediction. An artist will draw a picture of Paddy's face covered in semen with her saying she wants you to cum inside.
>>92819938
its takes less emotional energy to bleed for someone than to cry for them
>>92819916
kek
>>92819951
Yeah, that is pretty admirable. Kinda weird they pussied out of just saying 'dead' though.
>>92819969
I guarantee you that already exists
>>92817972
Fuck. Yellow is fucking hot.
>those eyes
>that voice
>that personality
>those heels
She's a total dom and I want to be her slave.
Megem confirmed for irrelevant
>>92819951
This.
I mean there was no blood and he came back but they still had a teenager die on screen in a pretty violent manner.
>>92819969
I predict....
You're a faggot!
>>92819915
I think they've played out the interactions between the main three gems + Steven and Greg as well as they can already. It's getting dull IMO. I want to see some fresh blood come in and stir things up, but everytime a new prospect emerges they've either been sentenced to The Barn Where Character Arcs Go to Die, been bubbled/re-bubbled, or fucked off for some other reason.
>Lars is now an immortal rebel with an eye scar and a crew of social outcasts
just needs an eyepatch and a haunted ship
>>92819991
Yellow is a fucking closet masochist. All """"" tough"""""" women are masochists at heart.
>>92819922
No, it does not. Sorry. I would have liked to have a little more on that, but this episode gave us nothing in that regard,
>>92819969
That joke was late, but I suppose that's logical.
>>92820023
>closet
>implying.
>>92819883
>>92819887
that hardly counts.
>>92820023
Yeah, that queen Jinga... total masochist.
>>92820023
Yep >>92817720
this bitch on her knees
>>92820063
I know, just clearing up where the bar actually is
>3 more Peridots and 2 more Pearls join the CGs
I like the Pearls joining but 4 fucking Peridots?
>put steven in bubble with Pinks shards so he can work without her shards trying to form
>put her back together
>spit on it
>revives her
>¿¿¿
> Profit!
>>92820012
EXACTLY! This show has plenty of gems AND human characters, but seems insistent to only focus on a handful of each. If the show's gonna have laid back episodes, instead of having Steven fuck around with Ronaldo for the tenth time, they need to get out there and do something new. THEN we can talk about new characters.
What do you think Lars' would weapon be, and why is it a chakram?
>>92820086
>Pinks shards
Where dey at doe?
>>92820081
>4 peridots
>2 pearls
Did I miss something? Where dey at doe?
wait can't lars do that OP lion teleport shit
>>92820108
He grows claws and a lions mane.
I doubt Fluorite will unfuse. She and Rhodonite will be like Garnet.
>>92820108
>not Baklava
>>92820115
Doesn't seem like he can do that... yet
>>92820115
How the fuck do we know?
Also lion fainted after just teleporting to the moon. I doubt he could teleport across the galaxy.
>>92820124
She's not a fusion. Her gem is just bifurcated it seems.
>>92820124
It's already pretty much been confirmed by the power of headcannon that Jasper will be their seventh gem and they'll become a big orange-highlighted butterfly gem.
>>92820124
>>92820138
Sorry. Misread that. You said Fluorite, not Rutile.
>>92820129
He's too afraid. He'll never use it.
I want to fuck Padparadscha.
>>92819925
I concur, my ex was a ballerina with terrible looking feet.
OH MY GOD
THAT PERIDOT GUIDE IS ABOUT SU ITSELF ISN'T IT?!
1 season - a rocky start, and appearance of paulette (Lapis)
2 season - appearance of Percy (Peridot), who messes up with "hierarchy"
3 season - Pierre (Jasper) is a werewolf (corrupted)
4 season - all bad episodes (LIKE SU)
5 season - 12 episodes on the beach
THAT MEANS WE WILL HAVE 12 EPISODES IN BEACH CITY THIS SEASON
THIS ALL WAS A FORESHADOWING!
How would you feel if Larsaccidentally shatteredPaddy?
>>92820168
Shut the fuck up
>>92820161
I was thinking of the wrong Gem. Sorry.
>didn't the crew confirm it's a Ruby/Pearl fusion
Did they? I haven't seen that.
>>92820168
Oops, i forgot to post link
Heres the guide: >>92819233
>>92820152
DO IT
LET YOUR POWER EXPLODE
DO IT NOW, LARS!!!!!!
>>92820155
I feel a prediction coming... That people here wishes to have intercourse with me!
>>92820192
A Pearl who belonged to a Morganite was having an affair with a Ruby who worked for the same Morganite.
Also this confirms that Pearls aren't crazily loyal to whoever they serve.
>>92820108
>chakram
It's called a 'throwing anus', anon.
>>92820168
Hello, Paddy. So nice of you to join us.
>>92820214
You're a little too small for me, P.
>>92820218
But where's the source that they're a Pearl and a Ruby?
I just made a discovery about the track that plays when Lars goes full badass in Off Colors.
I'm making a shitvideo on it and it's rendering now. I'll link it when it's uploaded.
The musicians for this show are geniuses.
>>92820237
The smaller, the better.
>>92820241
I mean it's pretty obvious just looking at them.
>>92820219
>throwing anus
I love these threads.
>>92820241
A make-a-wish kid with cancer met with the crewniverse 2 days ago and she got to watch the whole bomb with them. She was told that she could reveal some minor details such as what the name of the new fusions were, she revealed Rhodonite was indeed a Pearl/Ruby fusion; which is quite obvious if you look at her.
requesting a Paddy version of pic related
>>92820218
Not all of them, anyway.
I can hear the Ruby now... "I can't believe it... my very own Pearl!"
>>92820245
Interesting...
And yeah, they are really good.
>>92820265
But I'm interested in the post about crew confirmation.
>>92820241
>>92820270
And this also happened
>>92820219
>throwing anus
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
>>92817662
Lars IS the best gem. Isn't he?
>>92820282
Does this count?
>>92819188
It was WD's elaborate ruse the whole time
She gave her pearl to Rose to convince her she had some form of free will
>>92820296
HAHAHA...ha...
God, he always struck me as the type of faggot who needed his teeth rearranged, but it's nice to have confirmation.
>>92820296
>Completely flop the wording in a tweet about apologizing for poor wording.
pottery.
>>92820245
>>92820289
It's not a wellmade video, but it gets the point across:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1IRdi8iBVQ
I can't wait for the OST to be released.
>>92820334
Not a bad catch, mate.
>>92820312
close but not quite
>>92820334
nice find.
sounds pretty cool
>>92820310
Paddy get off 4chan your too slow for this site.
>>92820296
AutistVox strikes again.
Anyone else think Lars's death was pointless. He already showed he could get rid of those things wthout literally having to Kamikaze himself
>>92820397
>pointless
IT'S THE GREATEST FUCKING THING THIS SHOW HAS DONE
We know what healing tears can do to organic matter
We know what Lion is!
And Steven gets to go home
>>92820397
Not really. It had dramatic timing, decent pacing, and it detailed plot-relevant information.
>>92820397
It was a good way to show the frailty of human life and Steven's powers. It just works.
>>92820310
I hate this meme now
read >>92817744
>>92820371
What about this?
>>92820397
no because it advanced the plot without just resolving the entire crisis in one swoop
Why would anyone think this is white? I clearly see this as a light blue or Cyan
>>92820282
working on it
>>92820451
The colors were altered in the flashback for artistic effect. Compare Ruby and Sapphire to their normal colors.
>>92820473
awww yiss
>>92820451
Light blue is clearly a part of White's color scheme. You can't expect her to be full monochrome, dude.
>>92817696
Hey, you're right!
>>92820451
What if this are actually Pearl's real colors? Then her hair changed to peach pink after Rose revived her shattered gem?
Guys I just realized
Lars still doesn't know Steven's T R U E identity
>>92819153
fuck off misha
>>92818703
Couldn't he just kill himself if he didn't want to outlive everyone?
>>92819169
That's a dude.
>>92820520
Would he even care?
>>92820499
I don't know. Whatever that thing was supposed to be was completely white.
>>92817780
It's just because SU is a "progressive show", isn't it? One of the things a female nerd is least qualified to talk Progress about is male hierarchy, because they can't participate in it, and it's their fetish.
>>92820526
Pretty sure Steven Liched him. The only way for Lars to die now is for Steven to die.
God Lars is such a faggot
>>92820520
You mean he TRUE and HONEST identity as the original character created by Rose
>>92820538
Rebecca said it was a silhouette of White Diamond (its her ship) So no facial details could be shown. She's not entirely White, but like Pearl, her skin probably is.
>>92820373
But, I really want to be with you guys! This site's not too fast for me, honest!
>>92820533
>Lars is abducted by aliens
>stuffed into a giant fusion
>He's taken onto a ship
>Everyone has a weird alien battle
>Lars is taken to an alien galaxy
>Lars gets teleported a few times
>Lars gains confidence
>Lars's character completely changes
>Lars fucking dies
>Lars is resurrected
>Lars is now pink
>Lars is now magical
>Lars's hair is a multi-dimensional portal that can lead to Earth
(A few days later)
>STEVEN!!!! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE TIGER MILLIONAIRE!!!!!!
>>92817780
The Pearls do seem to clearly enjoy their jobs but that's probably because they're the top dogs among the pearls. But from our Pearl? We clearly know she never liked the idea of being owned. And now we have ANOTHER Pearl who supposedly eloped with a Ruby.
>>92820592
Audible chuckles
You could rape Paddy and easily get away before she realised
Literally made for rape!
>>92820592
I'd laugh my ass off if Lars has a brick-shitting realizing in the middle of the next battle when Steven uses wrestling moves on some soldiers
>>92820636
No.
>>92820592
I take it back! He deserves to know!
No one has considered yet that the one who shattered PD could have been one of the bubbled Roses?
>>92820526
Fuck off Misha, go back to The loud house.
Oh wait, they actually wrote off Ronnie Ann.
>>92820560
>original character created by Rose
>Tiger Millionaire
uhh... yeah.
>>92820636
Don't be gross. Padparadscha is made for protecting.
>>92819695
>Hey Sadie, we're throwing another pot luck, wanna join?
>You bring the snacks we'll bring the pot.
>Well Martha will bring the last one actually.
>People thought we'll have 15 episodes on Homeworld according to the Zuke fanzine
Enjoy your 15 episodes on an actual beach.
>>92819445
>>92820636
Late as usual, Paddy.
>>92820650
>>92820666
But I already raped her, I did it 35 minutes ago
>>92820666
Sure thing Satan.
>SU went on Hiatus again
Why is CN still supporting this garbage of a show?
>Yellow diamond with a sword
>>92820680
you witty fucker
>>92820662
Could be true. It'd explain how a Rose Quartz approached PD (she trusted the non-rebel ones). And how the witnesses saw a RQ shatter her. We just need to know why our Rose took the blame.
>>92820708
kek
>>92820712
Satan wants her protected. Satan is bad. Therefore, it would be sinful to NOT rape the retard!
>>92820680
I know something like that is gonna happen, Sadie will move on and when Lars eventually gets back to earth, he'll have to win her back and that will take at least an episode.
>Rubies are for fighting and guarding
>Sapphires are for future vision
What are emeralds for?
Are they Gemlets like the other two?
What if Peridot and Lapis were shattered by the shittily repaired barn roof and that's why they don't appear anymore?
>>92820266
I wish I could take credit.
>>92820759
communications? maybe they have telepathy powers
>>92820737
Satan or not, trips are truth.
>>92818277
>>92818170
Funny she actually reminds me of that cone guy from Resisty ship in Invader Zim who somehow knew some details what he couldnt knew so easly like their ship power core being switched with Massive.
>>92820737
>Satan wants her protected. Satan is bad. Therefore, it would be sinful to NOT rape the retard!
Can't argue with that logic.
RAPE THE RETARD
If you see the mural you also see White Diamond shooting her powers at a Pink Diamond gem.
I wanna handcuff myself to BD! Do you think she would appreciate that?
>>92820792
Wait, I think the mural needs a serious re-analyze now...
Pearl must know Rose didn't do it right?
>>92820798
where would you even find such a mismatched set of handcuffs?
or are you gonna handcuff yourself to her 'lobe like some living earring?
>>92820825
if she did she would have told Steven instead being visibly troubled that she herself didn't fully know why it happened
New episodes will be released soon
>>92820825
If this is true I hope she talks about it by bext episode. Come on crewniverse, don't leave us hanging like this.
>>92820829
I'm sure a Bismuth could make some, or something like that
>>92820845
is she dressed like Princess Daisy?
>>92820845
Okay Daisy.
>>92820845
That was really funny.
And by funny, I mean CAN YOU ALL STOP THIS FUCKING MEME IT WAS FUNNY ONCE
O N C E
>>92820334
...Daaaaamn, that is haunting now.
Also it reminds me of the main theme from 'Hulk'.
>>92820503
....Or after they fused for the first time.
I once hypothesized Rose originally had straight hair, like Jasper and every other Quartz we have seen so far... and Pearl had curly hair. But they switched after they became Rainbow Quartz for the first time.
>Ever since Paddy and Lars got back to Earth both Lars and Paddy have gotten very close.
>Paddy and Lars spent most of there time together now when at work Lars and Paddy help make doughnuts and they even went out after work to see movies or go to the amusement park.
>Lars and Paddy even held hands while they walked together and they even kissed and hugged one another.
>And one day while Lars and Paddy cuddled in bed together Lars said "Paddy we've been going out for almost a year now and I've never been happier."
>Paddy stroked Lars cheek and said "You make me happy too Lars you never judge me or look down on me you understand what its like to be different."
>Lars sat up in bed and said "That's why I want to take this to the next level."
>Lars then pulled out a small box with a ring in it and said "Paddy will you marry me?
>Paddy just smiled as Lars put the ring on her finger.
>A few hours later while Lars and Paddy were back at work Paddy suddenly began to cry with tears running down her face.
>Lars turned to look at Paddy who said "Yes I will marry you I love you Lars!
God damn that was sappiest thing I ever wrote.
>>92820872
>take Paddy to the movies
>because of her delayed reactions she keeps laughing at the sad scenes and crying at the jokes
Did we all agree, that Lars [ Paddy ship must be named Pars?
>Steven can control people's bodies
>Steven got his powers from Rose
>Rose mind controlled another Rose to kill PD???
>>92820913
Padparadschars
>>92820334
I just realised thaht the fusion was using he lower arms to hide her own eyes.
Cute.
>>92820913
Lard
>>92820784
...
...
...
>>92820859
>>92820829
Maybe around one of her fingers could work too, like a wedding ring.
Fluorite is very slow-moving and malfunctional. I think there is a good reason for this.
I'm betting most Off-Colored gems are useless. Not like Slowphire useless, but I mean USELESS useless. Like they've got no legs or something.
I would imagine that eons ago, there were two Off-Colored gems. One with no arms and one with no legs. They were both useless without each other, so they fused.
This was the beginning of Fluorite. Later, other gems were equally as useless. Fluorite felt sorry for them, and fused with them.
That's what she meant by "the right gems"
>>92820872
And to think that this is only some quick greentext written up by an anon, i cant imagine how twisted and long some stories of larsxpaddy will get.
why is she so cute?
>>92820956
yeah I can buy that
my assumption was Fluorite acted like a sort of self-appointed living retirement home for senile gems that just don't want to be alone
Okay okay okay, hear me out on that one...
What if... Lars enter Lion's mane... And then Steven enter Lars's hair?
What happens?
>>92819619
Not realising that she's trying to cover up that either she or WD was behind PD's shattering (if she was shattered at all) from all the red flags in The Trial is just plain retarded.
The entire purpose of this episode was exposition for PD's shattering being impossible without another diamond's participation one way or another.
She poofed both the attorney gems because they were too close to finding out the truth.
I mean, if it wasn't already obvious all along that Rose couldn't have shattered PD from all of her previous development as a benevolent leader who had to keep many secrets and a good mommy. Her ACTUALLY shattering PD would be out of character, too simple to warrant a good plot progression and serve no real purpose to the story and its message.
>>92821003
He'd probably just pop up in the grass unless Lars happened to be standing in the exit spot where he enters.
>>92820956
Sound familiar.
>No man, please. I freakin' hate Trudy.
>>92820952
She might appreciate that.
>>92820991
she's got the ideal moe balance point of being helpless but not to the point of being a burden with extra moe from her sunny disposition and small stature
>>92821030
*exact spot
>>92820282
Here you go.
>>92821003
PINK SINGULARITY
>>92821050
Not the OR, but I love it.
>>92821003
Universe tearing apart
"Paddy, will you be my girlfriend?"
"W-what?"
"Why are you not saying anything?"
"Hello?"
"Are you making fun of me???"
"Alright I see whats going on here. You're mocking me. You know what? Fuck you. I cant believe I wasted my tine liking you. Im leaving. "
....
........
.............
"I'd love to be your girlfriend anon!"
>>92821003
super mega uprooting
Padparadscha and Sapphire fusion please I must know how it looks and how she acts.
Also I have a feeling the 6 gem fusion is going to defuse and have an important part in helping Lars and them out.
>>92821050
I am irrationally pleased
>>92821050
>>92821057
Yeah but i forgot the gem.
>>92820784
>>92820950
Eek! Stay back, creeps!
Try to figure out what actually happened here /sug/
>>92821088
pobody's nerfect
What if Padparadscha has 2 eyes?
>>92821088
you get a yellow pearl point
>>92821072
postcigniton+precognition=cosmic awareness
>>92817662
How come Rose has all those bullshit powers even though she's just a quartz?
>>92821072
I think that could work, I I'd believe that the only reason that fluoride is an out cast is because she is fused, they could formulate a plan where she unfuses, her individual gems create a comotion, and the rest of the gems can escape.
>>92821088
>finishing after uploading
Appropriately Padparadscha-esque.
>>92821098
It looks like Yellow Diamond and Rose Quartz are both holding Pink Diamond's gem... Almost as if...
They were both responsible for her shattering.
>>92821098
Rose shows the "fuck you" gesture to WD through PD's gem as she's about to eat it
>>92821137
turns out all gems are actually wizards capable of performing any kind of magic, and this bulshit about 'specific powers' is just propaganda to keep weak gems from getting powerful above their station
>>92821072
>>92820956
>Fluorite defuses
>A bunch of fish-like gems start flopping uncontrollably on the floor
Lars is best lion
>>92821050
gud mane
>>92820952
That's...really cute. Would she like that?
So it's confirmed that Agates and Sapphires aren't exclusive to Blue Diamond. Hmm.
>>92821239
Why would they be?
>>92821239
Don't Agates and Sapphires also come in pink
>>92821098
the motion lines seem to suggest something coming out of the pink gem towards white diamond
also white diamond seems to have space godzilla powers, but its probably just ice
also note that the pink gem rose has is drawn the same way as the many white gems around WD
>>92821098
White Diamond is giving Rose Pink Diamond. In reality she gave Rose the perfect shot at Pink Diamond.
Imagine if CN made good merchadise for su
>>92821282
it's easy if you try
>>92820913
Pars is good!
>>92821247
Cause so far the colors of the gems we've seen are close to the colors of their Diamonds.
>>92821261
Yeah I guess that there are other Agates (the one we saw was specifically Holly Agate). I don't know about Sapphires, the one in yesterday's episode was considered to be off-color.
>>92821282
>implying this is OFFICIAL su merchadise
kys
>>92821304
>Cause so far the colors of the gems we've seen are close to the colors of their Diamonds.
Sapphires and agates come in a wide variety of colors, where would you get the idea that they're exclusive to a single Diamond?
I liked this gem the most.
>>92821304
Off color doesn't mean theyre a different color, just that they're defective. Paddy is "off color" because she predicts the present.
>>92821326
why?
>>92821326
They all were shit. I hope they don't become regular characters.
>>92821326
gem or gems?
This would be good with Padparadscha.
>>92821344
I bet you're a Pearlfag.
What is this, actual lore dump in SU?
>>92821315
Its licensed by CN RETARD
>>92821326
They reminded me of those two, for some reason.
>>92821326
Good choice. She's my second favorite.
>>92821357
>Data's pained smile
He really did become a parent.
>>92821363
Uh, yes. Yes I am.
>>92821340
You know, this skill still could be interresting if she could do it for things she isn't in presence of.
Like: "spay are about to enter the building". I mean, sure, that means they are already in, but at least now you know they are inside while they haven't attacked yet. Being made aware of current event you wouldn't know otherwise can be quite useful.
>>92821355
yes?
>>92821282
>I can barely muster the courage to deliver a simple sketch in drawhtreads
I just can't understand how anyone can make something like this, look at it, and say "Eh, yeah it's fine, sell this shit"
>>92821391
Yeah, you talk like one.
>>92821369
>Its licensed by CN RETARD
The weirdest offshoot of Cartoon Network I've ever seen.
>>92821406
Well they do only sell it in South America.
>>92821357
>Now I have cat-like reflexes!
>>92821379
>Rutilite goes and starts shattering gems outside the kindergarten so they won't threaten her new family
>the others find out and beg her to stop this now
>>92821410
its Venezuelan
>>92821379
Rutile didn't do everything wrong though
If Rose didn't do it, but it was a Diamond instead, I can now believe Jasper would have a real reason to join the CGs. Before this I wouldn't have believe it. Also I think what's happening now is essential for Jasperdemption soon-to-happen.
>>92821410
>(you)
The dumbest anon I have ever seen
>>92821443
>no jokes allowed
Damn anon. Calm down. You know we all love you.
>>92821410
They are official but they only sell those little plastic figures in Chile and Mexico and shit
>Pearl has a tree like Lion and Lars
Oh shit
captcha: pearl cimitero
>>92821406
>>92821282
Looks ugly and retarded, just like Fatsper, I'd say it's fine
>>92821467
*Pearl has a stump
>>92821467
She also has long legs. Sometimes.
>Sadie loves horror films
>Lars is now a zombie
>>92821456
Back off I'm not gay
The Off-Colours look like tumblr gemsonas
>Blue wanted a court
>Yellow wanted a kangaroo court
Just came back from the live reaction threads, but why were there so many people assuming Pearl (the Crystal Gem one) was the one who did it, when, she had already been a rebel for years? I mean, eve if CG Pearl had been Pink Diamond's pearl, she had already quit her service fro a long time and if if it was PD's pearl who shattered Pink Diamond, it would still be a new pearl she got after CG Pearl rebelled centuries ago, so not the same Pearl.
Damn, it's starting to get confusing to designate people by name in Steven universe. When did this show become a Pokémon show?
>>92821326
Okay, not a bad choice, but what about that Pearl/whatever fusion? I mean, have you seen her curves!? You could get lost in them.
>>92821467
the crewniverse doesn't remember anything that happened in season one, the tree and the geode and the armor of the fallen will never be brought up again
Some photo-editing confirms that this is her ship
So...new best gem?
>yfw Jasper doesn't join the CG's and fucks off on her own and isn't mentioned for 3 more seasons
>>92821539
Holo-pearl cut the tree, the problem fixed itself.
>>92821539
'Cept for Steven finding his mom's Battle Ready Armor.
>>92821343
It's a pretty cooldesign, which is something that's been sorely lacking these past seasons
>>92821542
I don't see how that confirm anything
Could be a monument for all we know
>>92821542
It's a building. White is in there, chilling and fucking tons of Pearls.
>>92821326
I like them too. Clever idea to introduce a siamese twin gem
>>92821556
Did it take you THAT long to figure it out?
Drew another one.
>>92821581
Crew already confirmed it's not a statue.
>>92821556
no just the lewdest
>>92821580
I just realised my joke fell flat because it's actually shaped in a mirror way.
>>92821581
The arm-ships. They would fit PERFECTLY into those sockets.
>>92821595
DO A NSFW VERSION OF THIS, PLEASE
>>92821595
LIPS
FOR
DAYS
>>92821600
Disregard my last statement
>>92821563
instead of that or getting shoved in the barn she should become Steven's new bed in the temple
>>92819292
This !
And the fusion in Crying Breakfast !
Jasper will be part of Fluorite.
>>92821563
>>92819292
I hope it's Lapis or Peridot, they belong in a trash fusion.
>>92819292
>Get this QTÏ€ into bed.
>Going at it in missionary position.
>No reaction.
>Get her on her hands and knees and start railing into her, all you've got.
>Still nothing.
>Worried you're not satisfying her at all until-
>"God, YES! Anon! I feel so good!"
>Surprises you enough to shoot out immediately into her.
>She slips off your cock but keeps writhing in pleasure.
>"Ah! I'm gonna cum!"
>"You're gonna shoot it inside me! Yes, please! AH!"
>You can see your handywork after the fact in real time.
>Not too shabby.
>>92821738
I hope they never fuse
>>92821761
She only has 1-30 second of desync, you know.
>>92821761
Good job Lars. Knocking up a ayy lmao qt. Greg would be proud.
>>92821697
If the crying breakfast friends are the CGs, and the cheese sandwich is supposed to be Jasper, and the cheese sandwich fused with the CBF, then how do you get Jasper fusing with the caterpillar out of this equation
>>92821776
That's how long sex is for me!
>>92821563
DROPPED
How long has it been since Steven got kidnapped and having returned to Earth through Lion?
https://youtu.be/kHEEWPMALwg
https://youtu.be/hnezAZLq0hI
Not surprised people made this edit already.
>Blue Diamond shatters Pink Diamond, and Rose gets accused
>BD never stops crying out of guilt
>She doesn't want Steven to pay for what she did
>asks him questions he can't answer
>keeps stalling YD
>>92821812
Less than three days since the lack of water didn't kill them
>>92821832
It was Pearl
>>92821834
or Lars, before people start speculating about how much Steven actually needs hydration and nutrition
>>92821849
niceme.me
Anyone else think this was the best bomb yet? I loved every second.
Too bad it seemed to fly by.
>>92821516
The theory goes that Pearl is actually a spy sent by WD who worked against both PD and the Rebellion but then she fell in love with Rose and regretted all her actions.
>>92821869
It flew by because it was enjoyable desu.
I wanted more after the last episode
>>92821869
Still too much heavy handed moral lessons, but certainly better than recent episodes
>>92821869
Also the strongest start of a season by far.
>PINK DIAMOND'S ASSASSINATION WAS A FALSE FLAG
Lars will discover that he can teleport just like lion and he will ashi his way out of homeworld
>>92821899
>Still too much heavy handed moral lessons
Like what? "Crying revives the dead"?
>>92821817
I'm starting to enjoy Chef Pyro's stuff.
>>92821869
>Lars, tumblr OC donut steel, became also shonen manga OC donut steel
>scar across eye, sudden bravery and teleportation powers included
>good
I hope Steven just forgets about him and tells everyone he's dead. That wouldn't even technically be lying. Saddie can do way better and his parents deserve to be free from his faggotry.
>>92821922
I thik he's talking about the trans message
>>92821953
>>92821953
>>92821953
NEW BREAD
>>92821922
'It's ok to be afraid' I guess but that was character development for Lars, not forced moral stuff.
>>92821938
>I'm jealus of Lars the post
Lars is the leader of his own Crystal Gems now and gets to fug a special gem. It's okm I'm jealus too.
What does Lars say to Steven when he has a bubble on his head?
>>92818691
That's the point, but you could make a case to say it's an angry face. Taking a screenshot of a no-context face that can represent multiple emotions to prove your point is retarded.