Who's the biggest Mary Sue in comics, and why is it not this guy?

Isn't Archie usually portrayed as a clumsy fuck-up who's the butt of everyone's jokes?

Because despite having almost every 10/10 knockout chick thirsty for his dick he still fails at things and can be made to look like a fool or jerk.

>>92814165
>Captain of every sport team
>Rockstar
>Every man worker
>Has had conversations with multiple presidents
>dates like 4 or 5 girls on the regular, and has other girls after him as well
but>>92814251
>He sometimes gets made fun of which he laughs off because he's such a great guy
>He fails at things, and everybody realizes that his flaws only make him better than people like Moose because of the humility it gives him

>>92814713
By gods, he survived a gun wound. He's super-Reagan levels of All-American.

>>92814788
Actually, in that storyline he dies a martyr for gay rights.

>>92814964
>Actually, in that storyline he dies a martyr for gay rights.
Wut? it was Kevin's fault?

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>>92815096
He was running for senator with gun control as his main platform.

>>92814518
>>Captain of every sport team

Huh? Archie is usually fair to middling at best where sports are concerned; Moose, Reggie, and Chuck are the athletes of the cast.

I think even Jughead is portrayed as being as good an athlete as Archie and he rarely gives a rat's ass about playing any of them.

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>>92814021
he's a good boy who dindu nuffin