Rick and Morticia

>>92781129
Probably. Also, I can't not read all these Morticia pictures in Morty's normal voice.

>>92781192
I read them in a voice kinda like Um Jammer Lammy's

>>92781129
Morti with an i. But pretty much, yeah.

>>92781192
It's hotter that way

>>92781622
>That cunt punt moment
Classic Rick and Morticia.

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>>92781129
Morticia a cute. A CUTE!

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>>92781129
>female morty
>no female rick
>no male summer
>no useless unemployed mother and horse surgeon father

Either swap all of them or none of them

>>92781255
I never played it, So, I had to google it.

That's not a very good voice for her. Sounds too mature.

>>92781794
>A fatty in her underwear with a bag on her head carrying a gun that would make /k/ sperg out
What is going on here?

>>92781827
Most of us have made peace with shitty guns that have no way of working and would be unpleasant to even hold much less aim. Like doujins with stomach deforming dongs or dicks that look like a baby arm holding an apple.

>>92781827
That Man Eater Mildred from Dark Souls

>>92781846
Blue board just means no nudity in practice.

>>92781827
>an autist with a tiny dick
What is going on here?

>>92781846
>announcing a report
see you in 3 days newfag

>>92781846
People like this actually exist.

>>92781794
>Either swap all of them or none of them
nah that's boring, also when you put some actual thought into it, that kind of thing makes no sense at all

>>92781846
>You hurt my feelings so I'm reporting you

Reddit the post

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>>92781605
>>92781622
>>92781643
Good shit

>>92781794
The whole unemployed Jerry doesn't really work in terms of pathetic and worthless person if he's a woman. The whole point is that he is a failure as a provider, father figure and man.

It can still be sad but not as viscerally abhorrent

>>92781846
Get out SJW cuck.

>>92781622
>Robocop sex doll steals eggs through his dick instead of inseminating

>>92781884
You seem pretty pissed at what appears to be a simple question. Are you fat, anon? Is that the issue?

>>92782060
You seem to have difficulty pissing with your tiny dick. Is it a micropenis, anon? Is that the issue?

>>92781846
>>92781827
>>92782060
friendly reminder that its prime time shitposting hours in Australia

>>92782112
Shut up, mate, no one believes your shit.

>>92782194
sod off you bloody sheila

>>92782082
I'm not even the anon you called out, I'm just trying to figure out why you got so upset at some random guy on the internet calling a drawing fat.

It's interesting that all the negative points that regular morty has (being rick's tool, constantly horny, and nervous to a fault) make morticia a perfect waifu.

tfw no morticia gf

>>92782335
literally any unattractive feature on a male can be attractive on a girl

>>92782528
Thats only because the thing between their legs is an automatic remote control switch that can manipulate 50% of the population

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>>92782335
>implying that's a negative for morty
he's the purest boy in all the multiverse. Who's also a filthy fucking slut who should have just let King Jelly make him feel good

>>92781129
>>92781605
>>92781622
>>92781643
>People keep making Morticia art
>Roiland sees it
>Decides to make an episode of Season 4 (you know it's gonna happen) entirely a Rick and Morticia adventure
Actually, shouldn't there also be a female Rick out there? I don't remember seeing one at the Council of Ricks, but hell I could see Roiland doing a full rule 63 episode.

>>92782728
I kinda doubt Roiland would pay attention to the fanbase llike that and do a Rick and Morticia episode.
I really wouldnt want him to any way. Im fine with it just staying fap fodder

>>92782728
that would probably end up being terrible

>>92782728
Maybe not a full episode but i think it could be funny to have an episode focusing on the alternate Ricks and Morties.There,one segment of said episode can focus on "Morticia"

>>92782805
Harmon would fuck it up anyway.

>>92783156
I would like this a lot

Also vocaroo incoming since an anon said last night the weren't frowned upon here
Pls no bully

>>92783229
>Vocaroo incoming
will it be lewd?

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>>92783285
Nah but if you keep it reasonable I'm open to requests
I'm on my lunch and bored

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TZOUoLBtnY

>>92783368
Say the "...and when I do it, I think of your friend Greg" line. You know the one. Please?

>>92783413
It'd be better if I could actually yell

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JtqURCjAei

>>92783468
Regardless, thank you for your contribution, anon.

>>92783368
You sound like Lillypichu.

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>>92783368
>pouty lipped robo-cop

>>92783368
Wait, if Morty is a girl, and the male sex-bot is still from Gazorpazorp, does that mean Morticia gives birth to a Gazorpian in that episode?

>>92783642
Np I gotta head back since lunch break is over but I can do more requests later maybe

>>92783841
Do I? I haven't listened to her much and don't do a lot of voice acting but it's fun and I've thought doing a channel but eh

>>92783929
Yes and she still subjects her entire family to having to hear her getting nailed by a robot

Rick yells at her for letting the robot cum in her
"You never let alien sperm in your uterus I gave you those condoms for a reason Morty what the fuck first rule of sex with creatures from other planets DON'T LET THEM CUM IN YOU you little idiot!"

>>92781129
unf, i wish i had a nerdy awkward girl to fuck the shit out of...

So the takeway here is pretty much just

when a cute girl has a 14 year old boys libido it's hot

that's really the whole appeal of female morty huh

>>92784227
Yes.

>>92782528
>>92782335
If the girl is hot/cute.

Same traits on a girl who is fat or ugly and 4chan goes back to not wanting to touch it with a 10 foot pole

>>92784237
Not all of 4chan though. There are slob and fat threads on /trash/ for a reason.

>>92783853
That's just how his lips always looked.

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>>92784344
For reference.

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>>92781846
>Also this is a blue board

>>92784363

>Tumblr is good if you follow the right blogs

This is true though.

The porn blogs I follow have exactly jack fucking shit to do with the rest of Tumblr "culture"

>>92784257
I assume that's because they are 2D. You know I like 2D muscle girls but the only 3D women who come close to the body type are roid raging sheman that I wouldn't touch with a 20 foot pole.

>>92784393
You can do whatever you want, but going on about tumblr like that is just starting drama for the sake of it. Like posting cartoon horses on the wrong board. You can assume most people on /co/ follow one blog or another for whatever reason, it's just that getting defensive like that implies other stuff.

>>92784412
Well... I would touch some of the steroidal muscle shehemoths with my pole.

>>92781846
if you miss reddit so much then go back

>>92781846
What did you hope to achieve with this post?

So, where is the female Rick?

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>>92784350
Hm, never notice that before.

Reminds me of Lipsimus Prime though.

>>92784573
imagine getting a dry handjob from a drunk rickette

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>>92784573
So is she the grandmother of Morty or Morticia or both?

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Where's my evil mastermind morticia at?

>>92784595
>Y-y-you li-buuuuuuurp-like getting handjobs from grannies, huh? Is that w-w-what you like? Are you h-ha-happy now? G-guess that's what dirty glip -buuuup- glops like you like. Y-y-y-you are disgusting, just the wo -buuuuurp- rst. I-i-i hope you enjoyed that, because now you -buuuuurp-
Now you have space aids.

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>>92781129

>>92784845
>>92784861
To be fair I'm pretty sure most of us would fuck our rule63 universe selves if given the chance.

>>92784887

Why the fuck would I fuck myself?

Not only am I a terrible person, I have really shitty teeth.

>>92784902
You're fucking yourself, you don't have to make out.

>>92784887
My rule 63 would most be fat like me so no

>>92784887
>t h i c c but not quite fat
>deadlift legs+squat/hiking ass
>huge tit gene
>brunette
>likes TF2, The Goon, and Godzilla

Sounds like a keeper desu

>>92782728
rick is too misogynistic to genderbend

>>92785017
A misogynistic woman is the ultimate oxymoron though.

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>>92784887
Isnt that just mastubation? I mean we would technically just be fucking ourselves.

My shitty life choices let me fuck myself daily, so i dont see the appeal.

>>92785047
You don't understand, Rick is misogynistic in the sense that he likes to have women around but he doesn't really respect them, he likes how they make him feel, he enjoys being patriarch and taking care of them, you couldn't do that with a woman.

>>92785079
Yes you could. Why couldn't you?

>>92784861
Uncensored?

>>92785087
That level of misogyny in a woman feeds back after a while. It doesn't fit with Rick's cockiness.

>>92781129
man Summer really let herself go

>>92785390
>rickette
there must be a better name.

>>92785544
Rickie

>>92785728
Dickie?

>>92782060
Offended and making small dick comments. Confirmed for landwhale female. Man the harpoons, gentlemen!

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>>92785949
A dickie?

>>92784887
We'd have the same kinks, so yeah, probably. I've always thought I'd like to meet a girl whose personality was similar to mine; we'd be perfect for each other.

>>92786690
Is it a flipping dickie?

Me so sollie! Me rikah da flied lice!

>>92784887
Christ no. I'm hideous as a man so naturally id be hideous as a woman.

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I kind of imagine female Morty sounding like Sunny Emmerich (or Luan Loud if we're keeping it /co/). I think it's a perfect "nervous girl" voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4f-fvLvYWk

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>>92785390
>>92784636
>>92784573
fuck we need more fem Rick, porn when?

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>>92781129
I love the idea of Morticia and characters along those lines, I can really relate to them.
No supergenius psycho granpa, just a religious hysterical mother.

>>92784412
>roid raging sheman
They're usually pretty funny and bro-tier, not girlfriend material but friend-who-is-a-girl material

>>92785728
-Tikki-Tavi?

>>92784082
I got one and you guys are overrating it a lot.
Sure there's the positives you all have brought up but there's also the negatives like the clinginess, the insecurity and jealousy, how her family constantly seems to be pushing you to marry her, how prudish she is compared to normie girls.

It's good but it's not perfect.

>>92783156
Yeah, I feel like the only way you could do it would be as part of an Interdimensional Cable type of episode where it just flips through random Ricks and Mortys and does little skits with all of them.

>>92784887
Probably. What of it?

>>92787870
>clingy
likes being close to you
>insecure
wants your approval and to make you happy
>how prudish she is compared to normie girls
isn't a whore
>how her family constantly seems to be pushing you to marry her
don't have to prove yourself to her family

Face it, you've hit the jackpot.

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>>92784887
it depends on how ugly she is

>>92788359
As ugly as you are.

>>92781827
Sounds like /k/ desu

>>92782826
But imagine the possibilities

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>>92784887
But I played football and still have the same shape of when I was in high school, I'm about 235lbs and 6'1. What does it mean

>>92784887
>I get to fuck a redhead.
I'm ok with this.

>>92786746
That was funny I don't care what anybody says.

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>>92787870
I got me a clingy and slightly jealous nerdy girl who's my personal cumbucket. add to that she's black and thic.
>prude
I feel bad for ya man, you got the wrong girl

>>92781605
yeah I'd watch the hell out of the adventures of a female Morty being constantly mildly violated and molested

you'd have to do something with tentacles in at least one episode right? like just a real fast scene implying implication at least

>>92785544
Richelle?

>>92783368
>Grandpa pleeeeeeease
Fucking.
Adorable.

>>92787487
this thread is too unholy for Kate

>>92784363

/co/ntrarian brigade of buttholes playbook for shitting up /co/

>bitching about tumblr at anytime for any reason

>getting triggered by the mention or thought of SU

>getting triggered by any other cartoon or comic

>getting triggered

>defending /pol/ or anyone with a political opinion they care to share on a Persian tapestry image board

>bitching about any bogeyman from SJW to women existing to races existing to people daring to talk about comics and cartoons on /co/

>thinking pandering to SJWs and politicizing of comics is "the problem" and not shitty writing and editorial mandates (since the dawn of fucking time)

>thinking any political windbag from any spectrum of the shitstain rainbow of political ideology buys or cares about comicbooks in the first place

>constantly posting political commentary (come on guys, steve kings first name is the same as captain america, it's related)

>shitting in every thread that tries to talk about any new show or comic /co/ hasn't kicked to death 1000k times in 1000k different threads because muh identity politics

>having identity politics

>thinking your any better than some bitch with green hair who won't fuck off about her personal politics so we can talk about our wifus.

>>92781129
Hiw do you successfully transfer a character stuttering from animation to drawing/comic? It's fine hearing a character stutter, but reading a character stutter is annoying and slightly difficult.

>>92784887
>tall
>some muscle
>firm ass
>blonde
>thick legs
>some belly fat

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>>92788833
>Reddit spacing

>>92788926
>Reddit arrows

>>92784887
>strongfat chick with curly hair
I'm okay with this.

>>92788519
Are you me?

>>92784887
Rule63 me wouldn't have to settle for me.

She's called Morticia and she isn't a goth? I don't get it.

>>92781129
I mean, we can all agree that Rick would be constantly fucking her, right?

>>92789165
>Fucking your 14 year old granddaughter
Pervert

>>92784887
People already say I make a pretty girl so yeah

>>92789399
No, that just means they'd say you would be a pretty boy now. That is not a compliment to a girl.

>>92789440
If you're trying to dissuade me from fucking a tomboy version of myself that's not gonna work

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>>92787870
I gotta agree with him>>92788229
We're not the bimbo bombshells you can brag about in your highschool reunion but we do our best. We're loyal and suportive, we'll stick with you till the end of days and we'll do everything in our power to make you happy, we love hard and we love forever.

>>92788597
It's not that we're prudes but rather we haven't had all the experience the average slut has, we'll do anything for you but you have to ease us into it.

>>92789827
Which means you're easily manipulated by sociapathic, psychologically abusive dicks and will stick with them even after the cheat on you and dump your ass and then come back because they "can't live without you ;_;".

5 years and I'm still bitter.

>>92789827
Would you be willing to date a chubby nerd if they're funny, kind, and a good artist?

Just want to know if there's still hope for me.

>>92784363
Whats bendis?

>>92788229
Not the same anon, but I think you might just have such a positive view because you don't have to deal with that. Clinginess, when it's gotten to the point where it's a negative trait, can mean constantly having to tell her where you are or where you're going. The insecurity and jealousy means you slowly start having to get rid of definitely any female friends you may have, and maybe even your male friends, because if you don't then she thinks you're prioritizing them over her, which means she doesn't deserve you. The whole thing can become a mess in ridiculous ways. You get isolated and lose your independence completely if you don't get her to go to therapy or some shit.
And prudish doesn't necessarily mean she's not a whore. She's just very vanilla, and/or has a much lower sex drive than you, which, while not the end of the world, leads to some huge compatibility issues when combined with the aforementioned controlling, manipulative behavior.
Her parents don't need you to prove yourself, yes, but they'll constantly pry into what should normally be your and their daughter's own business.
Fuck I'm glad I'm out of that relationship.

>>92790200
>funny, kind
Not her, or female, but are those words other people(i.e. not your parents) use to describe you or did you ascribe them to yourself?

>>92790296
Other people

>>92784887
Evolutionarily, we are pretty much looking for our rule63 selves as a mate.

>>92784887
But the stuff I want to do to girls isn't necessarily stuff I think I'd like if I was a girl.

>>92790166
hey is it so bad that I want to emotionally toy with someone because I'm insecure and the ability to hurt someone like that validates that someone cares more clearly than just being with them?

>>92790331
I'm practically actively avoiding that.

>>92790588
>hey is it so bad that I want to emotionally toy with someone because I'm insecure
Yes. Fuck you, go die in a gutter where you belong.

Also,
>validates that someone cares more clearly than just being with them

What fuck are you trying to say? Did you forget to type words?

>>92790814
you JUST don't get it man. How do I know they really love me unless they suffer when I betray that alleged love?

>>92789827
Geez calm down, I was just venting some minor frustrations about my gf, no need to take it personally

>>92790968
Take it on faith and hope for the best.

But really, go kill yourself. You are scum and I hate everything you believe in.

>>92781622
so does morticia get pregnant from the sex doll in this version.

>>92785544
Ericka

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>>92790166
I'm sorry you got hurt.
Would you mind telling me what happened?

>>92790200
Well I already have a boyfriend I adore, more on the chad/normie side of things but still with a small cute dorky side to him.
But assuming he didn't exist, and you didn't wallow in self-pity and actively sought to better yourself, as well as making me laugh and feel special, I wouldn't mind at all.
There's a girl out there for you, don't give up.

>>92790976
I didn't mean to be rude, it's just that a lot of what you said mirrors what my boyfriend thinks and it hurt. Sorry.
But if your girl is anything like me then please appreciate her more, you mean the world to her.
If you're worried about her being too safe in bed just nudge her gently to where you wanna go and she'll gladly go there for you.

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>>92791965
thank you

>>92783368
Painfully cute, especially that adorable lisp.
I think you just took morticia from waifu to daughteru.

Thank you.

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Does she still like Jessica though?

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>>92791965
>Would you mind telling me what happened?

It's a long but I'll try to summarize it via greentext.
>make friends with Canuck and her boyfriend online as a teen
>age 21, finally get high speed internet
>play the hell out of TF2 and L4D2 with them
>get invited into her circle of IRL friends
>actually feel like I have a close circle of friends for once in my life
>the break up for the 4th time
>she tries to come onto me but it falls flat because that never happened before and I didn't know how to respond
>still friends
>I start getting real feelings for her
>he and I have a falling out
>comes out that he cheated on her before they broke up last time
>month or so later she invites me to come to Canadaland so she can take my V-card
>save up for the trip, she and I start ERP and camming
>starts to develop from wanting to fuck me to wanting to date me
>get my passport and pay for my plane tickets
>she dumps me (on the 4th of July no less) but still wants me to come visit as friends
>I cry my virgin tears then decide to let it go and go anyway
>find out she dumped me because he came crying to her telling her he can't live without her
>I get mad and spit and sputter
>get over it again, apologize
>finally go, have a blast, best week of my life, finally felt like I belonged somewhere
>come home, couple weeks later he spazzes out because she and I are playing video games together so that means she's cheating on him
>we both try to dissuade him but he's not hearing it
>all this drama goes on for about two weeks
>I start spazzing out because he's being a prick but it's somehow my fault
>she kills our friendship and blocks me on chats to save their relationship
>I spend a week in the nut house on suicide watch


Oh and last I heard they were broken up again so I guess killing me didn't save their relationship.

Jesus, no much I try to trim this story it always ends up a short novel.

>>92788804
Kate's a slut.

>>92784887
I hate myself and am unattractive as vomit, so no.

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>>92784887
I'd look even worse as a girl

>>92784363
>BvS fans are racist
???

>>92784887
We would fug a lot and then make a suicide pact

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>>92793648
what a clusterfuck of a relationship lol

>>92785544

Rita

>>92788833
you forgot
>getting triggered by filenames that starts with "tumblr_"

>>92794031
Oh yeah, and that's not even the whole story, just what could fit in the character limit.

Suffice to say everyone involved was a tremendous jack ass, including me but, I'm the only one that lost anything. Least I'm on antidepressants which have changed my life for the better.

I still miss having her as a friend though.

>>92794163
>I still miss having her as a friend though.
I'm sure she does too
It's never too late

>it's a /co/ is nice and treats 4chan as a personal blog episode

blech

>>92784887
I'd fuck a straight up clone of myself honestly, tits or no tits

>>92783368
If you could do this lovely bit from Morty, that'd be amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl17CYYSzUw

Not sure if Morticia is the type to swear, maybe she'd say crap instead? I don't know, do whatever feels best, it'd be fantastic either way

>>92784573
>Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a slutty Lady Liberty costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with every man that remotely resembles my father , and I want the stands packed with naked redheads.

>>92791965
For all the shit you talk about normie girls being sluts you sound pretty slutty yourself, sister

>>92784887
most likey. I'd be skinny fat and girls can get away with that, plus i think i'd have some huge tits, they run in my family and thats my preference.

>>92794308
She still has me blocked on Steam, presumably blocked my email too. She popped up in my people you may know feed on facebook 2 years ago. I sent her well wishes, no response obviously.

If she misses me then it's on her to do something, I put my work in.

Even if she doesn't hate me, she won't anyway, she knows she'll have to talk about that ugly situation and she doesn't know how I'll react.

Really all I'd want is for her to apologize. She did what she felt was best for her at the time, I can't blame her that much.

>>92790617
Well he said evolutionarily so the implication is that you're not a diseased faggot fighting against nature and the success of the society with your very existence.

>>92792359
No problem

>>92793648
>>92794163
>>92794858
That does sound pretty terrible and I'm sorry it happened to you, you probably deserve better.
What I don't get is why you associate what happened to you with Morticia or me or all nerdy girls in general?

>>92794686
It's not slutty if it's with the man you love.

>>92795190
>why you associate what happened to you with Morticia or me or all nerdy girls in general?

I don't, just what you said about loving hard and forever reminded me of it. I'd just hate to think that all awkward nerd girls are so steadfast in standing by their man if their man demonstrably treats them like shit.

>>92781964
Then have useless unemployed male!Beth and badass-at-whatever-the-hell-Jerry-does-anyway female!Jerry.

>>92783368
How can something so innocent sounding be found on 4chan of all places?

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>>92789827
>>92793648
>>92794163
the worst that happened to me and my as forementioned thic non-prude girlfriend is that a former friend of ours (who she did foreplay with when I once broke up with her, since she missed me) let us get freaky in his bed, but it was a ruse so that one of us can make it a threesome. we didn't fall for it (he asked her to threesomes before behind my bavk. she always showed me the inbox messages). Then he spun the story as if he's the victim and we used him. then he demanded to my girlfriend that he pleasure her or else he won't be her friend anymore. He clsimed becaused of their padt he owned her. she chose no. Mind you he was in a relationship with an artist girl this whole time and all 4 of us, used to play smash Bros together.

>>92795190
>It's not slutty if it's with the man you love
Is that so, huh? Then how slutty can you get for him?

>>92795190
>>92795443
For the revord, your bf sounds like a decent guy. Chads usually know how to treat their women right in spite of what bitter anons think.

>>92796010
Yesh, that sounds about as stupid as my situation.

>>92784887
I don't think I'd fuck the opposite sex of myself.
> If we share the same genetics we share the same damaged genetics,
> which means if me or them get pregnant,
>if Donald Trump closes planned Parenthood,
> baby me and both genders of me will be fucked for life.
>but if I use a condom and spermicide...

>>92796234
Just spit on it and put it in the butt.

>>92784887
I'm a fat ugly mexican so no.

>>92791179
the sex doll basically steals genetic information, so based off that >>92782003 is correct. morticia would become infertile

the gazorpazorp planet however is still populated by cock-hungry she-beasts. rick would be the one in dire peril of breaking his pelvis

fuck the OP we'll talk about what we want to

>>92795624
Beth isn't really a badass. She thinks her job is shitty and she's not a /real/ surgeon.
So if you were to swap them, Jerry would be like a community theater or local commercial actress (since in the timeline where they never got married, he became a famous actor)

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>>92784887
>mfw people say i'm a femboy body type
>mfw my drawing fetish is Genderbend

I'm not going to fuck myself but i think i'd be grinning like a bitch.

>>92784887
i'm asexual
My r63 would be asex
Probs we just would watch cartoons and have a good time

>>92784887
I'd probably look hot as fuck as a girl. All the girls in my family on both sides are.

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>>92795443
Just don't dwell on it, she doesn't deserve you, don't waste brainpower on her. Think of yourself foe now, love yourself, improve yourself, pamper yourself.
Can you promise me that?

>>92796010
That sounds horrible, why are you still with her?

>>92796051
Very slutty, I won't go into details but he gets me to make this face for hours then cuddles me to sleep while telling me what we'll name our children or whatever.

>>92796082
He is, he's not as in love with me as I wish he was but it's not that big of a problem. He's wonderful.

>>92796867
Can't get laid =/= asexual.

>>92790976
You are why people have trust issues.

>>92793591
Hell yeah

>>92796996
I can do all that except >improve yourself

I'm busy, what free time I have I want to spend playing video games. Unless getting better at my job counts as improving myself.

>>92783368
You just need someone to go
"And my granddaughter wants the sex doll" or whatever it is Rick says

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>>92796996
I really like her, we make out a lot, she's older so I feel nurtured a bit (I'm 18, she's 19), and I honestly don't feel like wasting my time talking to other girls. Either they like me and act really weird about it, think I'm really attractive but can't date me, or they were naggy. she's the only one I really enjoy spending time with and can really talk to. plus we play a lot of games together. I actually ditched the 4 year colleges I got accepted to to join her community college she's in now

>>92781129
>"NICE!"
Sounds like Rick commenting on Morticia's panties tbhfam

>>92781622
This is still the cutest shit

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>>92781735
She reminds me of ava ire. But alot hornier

>>92784887
Depends if she keeps my habits of taking care of myself.

>>92784887
>tfw cloning is already a thing and it's just a matter of time before we can make rule 63 versions of ourselves in artificial wombs by crafting gametes from skin cells

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>>92784887
>tfw even my r63 wouldn't fuck me

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Someone say femrick?

>>92797309
Sure you can, you can squeeze a quick jog right before work, or go to the gym for an small hour after it, or cooking lessons, or something. You don't have to sacrifice the videogames entirely to better yourself.

>>92797382
It sounds like you're making a horrible mistake

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>>92798596
>tfw you're a clone born for one purpose: to fuck

>>92798762
Fuck me, I'll take that.

>>92784887
I'd literally would be the hottest thing on the planet and I know for certain she would most likely be fond of me. So yeah, probably.

>>92798685
get rid of the lips and it's 10/10
>>92798738
am I making a is take because of the situation with our thirsty former friend?

>>92798844
mistake*

>>92798762
>>92798768
>not marrying your clone and spending a wholesome life with them
What does science say about two genetically identical, but with separate chromosomes, people procreating?

>>92798925
I meant different set of chromosomes, they are naturally separate, fuck.

>>92798925
As in fucking someone genetically closer than your twin? It's gonna go south, quick.

>>92781129
Well this is akward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPScDrC3dE

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>>92784887
>short hair
>a bit of chub
>brown hair
>7/10
>fit
Yeah, I'd fuck 63me.

It wouldn't last long, but we'll fug.

>>92798960
>>92798925
It's a one-way ticket to mutant retard babies.

Your DNA is full of horrible, horrible genes that never get expressed because they're recessive and nobody else has another copy of them, unless you're closely related.

Those genes being expressed is bad bananas.

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>>92781794
The Morticia that appears in Pocket Mortys is the only one with a changed gender
But there is a Female Jerry in the comics

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>>92784887
>Geeky chick into cartoons and tg
>Glasses
>Pixie cut
>Kinda chubby

>>92798984
Or you'd just create yet more clones with slight variations and unpredictable gender.

>>92782728
I just want her to appear in an episode

>>92783156
That reminds me about an idea an anon had for a bunch of shorts based on Pocket Mortys

>>92799962
Naw, as Arkansas has shown us, you get mutant babbies real quick, like >>92799790
says. Expect an IQ drop of 30-50% within two generations.

>>92784887
>skinnyfat girl with shitty personality and matching interests to mine
the sex would be pretty great, but two jerks does not a functioning relationship make.

>>92781129
So her voice would be obviously Kristen Schaal's, right?

>>92800331
You know it would be great if it was still Justin Roiland

>>92784887
>fucking someone with the exact same genetic makeup as you
May as well put your sister to the test

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>>92784887
I can just use Faceapp.

>ambiguous brown
>petite 5'4
>great ass and thighs
>small breats genes
>profissional artist
>likes /co/ , /a/ and /tg/ stuff

I fucking would.

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>>92781129
Its always great to have threads about morticia but theres hardly any art or stuff to discuss

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So, I was able to marathon the entire show due to having the weekend off.

Was Rick being serious at the end of The Rickshank Rickdemption? Maybe I might need to rewatch the show but I never really had that inkling of Rick really feeling like that. Seemed like another power move to remind Morty of his place again.

>>92799029
Doc and Mharti would still be Doc and Mharti. It exists as a Back to the Future parody, changing the gender destroys the point of it. Plus it technically isn't part of the series anyways.

>>92801187
He was making himself the bad guy so Morty didn't end up resenting Jerry

>>92790200
Nobody gives a shit that you're kind. Almost everyone is kind. You should have it by default.

>>92798844
The college thing is a huge mistake

>>92793591
canonically, yes.

>>92796867
That ain't how that works

>>92790331
>t. I know nothing about genetics.
Yeah, that why incest is what everyone aspires to? Wow, you're dumb.

>>92784887
Nope, a r63 version of me would just be my sister and she's fugly.

>>92799790
>full of
That's bullshit. Genetic diseases, even recessive ones, are reasonably rare. That's why the risk is calculated as an average. 2% for random people, 4% for cousins and such.

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>>92784887
Yes, we would want to fuck them, but they wouldn't want to fuck us in return.

>>92803538
Why girl me is such a cunt?

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>>92803080
To be fair westermarck effect is a thing.
But I hear a lot of bro science on this site.
Someone says we're all cousin fuckers if it wasn't for psychology or we're all trying to blenda up.
>>92803538
Nah I'm the choosiest beggar ever.
>Sad lonely permavirgin
>Random Ugly girl ridiculously thirsty for my dick
>I apparently have standards
Though I do feel like a dick about it? I sorta lead her on for a day or two then just stopped returning her texts

>>92800926
niiiiiiiiiiice

>>92781129
>Morticia is horny all the time
>Probably always has a vibe egg or full on vibrator in her pussy
>Rick knows and will call her out on it whenever she pisses him off

>>92781622
morty said he masturbated to an extra curvy piece of wood. it wouldve been funnier if she had masturbated TO an extra hunky piece of wood, not WITH a dick shaped piece of wood. kind of ruins the whole "desperate to leave" feel

>>92801187
>Was Rick being serious at the end of The Rickshank Rickdemption?
Nah, it was just a nonsensical rant meant to echo the pilot

>>92804548
I think there's a version where it says to instead of with.

>>92784887
shit yes. Hell, I would even fuck a male clone of myself, and I'm not even gay!

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>>92804544
>Morticia is basically a more horny version of Tomoko
>Probably has a hoard of sex toys
>Most of them she bought from foreign alien stores
>Leads to a variety of lewd escapades and Raising Gazorpazorp-like episodes

This makes my penis the big penis

>>92804641
its still not good enough. not desperate enough. if morty jerked it to curvy wood, and not a woody vagina, female morty should also masturbate to a body shaped piece of wood

>>92805587
>tfw no Slave Trainer Morticia edition.

>>92799861
Aww, I like female Jerry. Jerrica?

>>92805898
Janice?

>>92805898
>>92805922
why not just jeri?

>>92782611
t. resident jellybean

>>92784887
Well I just tried that faceapp shit and I would definitely fuck myself. She probably wouldn't fuck me though. That whore

>>92781129
> talk about episodes other than Gazorpazorp

>>92782003
>>92783368
>>92783853
>>92783929
>>92783978
>>92784344
>>92784350
>>92784517
>>92791179
>>92796570
>>92805587

>>92805587
>hornier than tomoko

not possible

>>92805661
There was a neat Idea for a lewd R+M idea involving Morty using Rick's tech to MC various girls into his sex slaves (Starting with Beth and Summer)

>>92800813
I would totally do femyou dude.

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>>92784887
>distance runner

>>92804250
>Nah I'm the choosiest beggar ever.
I know how you feel anon. I'm the same way. It's best not to lead people on though, I've been on the receiving end and it is in fact a dick move. Nothing wrong with only being attracted to certain kinds of people, but you should let people know you're not into them when appropriate.

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>>92805587
>An episode where Morticia's breasts are expanding and she's has to hide them at school
>An episode where Morticia has a tentacle alien as a pet
>An episode where Morticia becomes a giant

>>92784887
I kinda liked what I saw on the face app, but she rejects me too

>>92808599
>An episode where Morticia's breasts are expanding and she's has to hide them at school
you I like

>>92783368
What if Instead of RoboCop the sexdroid seems more like a friendly R2D2 full of dirty add-ons

>>92793591
Yes please yes

>>92805656
That joke kinda fails if you reverse the gender, because girls don't have the same sexual need for visual stimuli. But yeah I also vote for keeping it as similar as possible, if you're gonna do it at all.

>>92793591
officially yes, and indeed is apparently actually dating her Jessica unlike most Mortys

>Awesome another Morticia thread maybe there will be some more fun shit this time around
>Self loathing anons and blog posts derail the thread

>>92801187
we can't actually know until we see the rest of the season, seeing as the creators like to set things up while also subverting them into the dust, could be serious, could a diversion to make morty hate him instead of morty blaming himself or jerry, could just be a nonsense joke

>>92799790
If this was at all true, island nations and areas where humans have ended up segregated from each other for months or years at a time prior to globalization would be full of inbred monstrosities. Russia, Sweden, England, Sub Saharan Africa, Japan, etc. are all fine genetically and are not overrun with genetic freaks despite the obvious fact that a lot of inbreeding likely occurred while these places were closed off and subject to a limited breeding population.

Fact of the matter is, most people/families can honestly get away with incest of all sorts. It only gets bad if the practice is widely accepted culturally, and the few people/families with recessive diseases participate and don't stop participating. Then we end up with a population of deformed people that run a higher risk of spreading their garbo genes into the main pool.

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>>92810457
girls like visual stimuli. ask a girl what they like most about a man and theyll mention shoulders and arms and necks. if you were a lonely pervert girl you would rely on visual stimuli almost exclusively so i wouldnt doubt that female morty would flick it to a torso shaped log.

girls can be more pathetic than you think.

>>92801187
>>92811012
how would you guys feel if it turns out Rickshank Rickdemption didn't actually happen, like it was all a simulation Rick was stuck in

>>92811457
Well first off I'd win twenty dollars off my best friend

>>92784887
Assuming fem me is as curious as I am yeah
We'd give notes and practice
That one comic of ultimate Spiderman and his clone spiderwoman fucking is my jam if you follow

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>>92813366

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>>92811313
> if you were a lonely pervert girl
I am, but I still have trouble jacking it to photos and stationary objects in the way men seem to so easily. I need something more powerful like a video or live performance. If I was in Morty's situation from that episode, I'd try to find some wild animals to watch mating or something, I mean step it up.

There should be more female characters mired in their own perversion. Female sexuality is more often portrayed as a means to acquire resources rather than a straightforward desire. The idea of a girl struggling to bear the burden of crazy horniness is not so familiar to people.

>>92814043
>the way men seem to so easily
thats your own problem. you seem to have some mistaken idea that guys jack off to baby bottle nipples or something. thats something you have to stop thinking. its insulting, and its wrong. men being sex crazed monsters is as big as a meme as women being pure sexless angels.

thats why ive been emphasizing just how desperate morty mustve been to jack it to a curvy piece of wood. thats crazy desperate. ridiculously lonely. so female morty should be equally desperate for the internet porn shes addicted to that even a hunky piece of wood would do

>>92814043
> I still have trouble jacking it to photos and stationary objects
guy here, even as a young teen simple pictures were difficult for me to jack it to. Thank god dad had actual porn tapes and not just old playboys in that drawer. that and the compilation of penthouse letters, which were obviously fake but still worth reading

>>92814360
>some mistaken idea that guys jack off to baby bottle nipples or something
I wonder how you came up with this example if you've never considered it, anonarino

>>92814360
>baby bottle nipples
Is this a new fetish?

>>92814548
>>92814615
tried to think of something that was mundane but was based on something sexual. i thought of balloon tips, that part of the balloon at the very top thats not quite stretched out so it looks kind of like a nipple. then i thought that that explanation was too long so i settled on bottle nipples

>>92814043
>The idea of a girl struggling to bear the burden of crazy horniness is not so familiar to people.
I'm pretty sure crazy horniness literally drives women insane. Because the only women I've ever met who were even as close to as horny as I am were fucking nuts, and the sane ones only get a little flustered maybe once a year.

That or the crazy ones are the only women who will express their sexuality/sleep with me.

>>92814043
>trouble jacking it to photos and stationary objects
>photos
Yes
>drawings shared on this Corellian bantha breeding enthusiast forum
No problem

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>>92784573
Dem hips

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>>92784887
I would have to kill her, since I already know that I would kill any clone of me to prevent them from taking my place. Even if we didn't look alike I couldn't take that chance.

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>>92814043
So basically this?

>>92808599
>>92809262
>"R-R-Rick! They're still growing! They're still growing and you said they would stop!"
>"Dammit Morticia, y-y-you think I can just come up with-with a...a uh, breast shrinking serum at the flip of a switch?! You think I just have some 'Breast-be-gone' lying around for whatever weird shit your body decides to do today? You're hitting puberty, Morticia! It-It's a beautiful, beautiful thing! I mean, I don't miss it, puberty blows; you-you're changing all over, your emitting...all these weird odors, you're waking up every morning with wet sheets-"
>"Rick! This is serious, I had to wear my jacket during gym and that made me sweat a lot and it only made them worse! They're the size of grapefruit right now!"
>"Whew, well, you don't have to thank you mother for that, I can tell you that much!"
>"RICK!"
>"Alright alright alright! Just...just hang out in the lockeroom or something until I can come up with something. You're gonna be fine Morticia. And hey, worse comes to worse, you could always borrow one of your sister's sports bras, am I right? Do-do girls, do girls do that? Do they still do that? Share bras? I dunno Morticia, I'm just a guy with a dick whose mom had to wash his sheets a lot when I was your age. I'm just saying, look at this from a different perspective."
>"RICK! They-! It's getting hard to breath!"
>"Listen, Morticia! Hide out in one of the shower stalls if you have to. I'll be there as soon as I can. Just hit me up again if you start to lactate or whatever."

>>92784887
>tfw I'm a devout Catholic
>my female self would be too

FINALLY, SOMEONE TO HAVE A PROPER MARRIAGE WITH

>>92814043
Have you ever tried erotic fiction? I honestly find writing far more arousing than images most of the time.

>>92802586
Difference between kind and nice. Most people are nice. Very few are kind.

>>92784887
She'd be a lanky bitch with no tits and bad skin

Then again I'm pretty desperate at this point so I probably would.

>>92784887
>He doesn't hate himself more than any other human alive

Get a load of this fag.

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>>92814043
>tfw can masturbate using nothing but my imagination

Who can voice her /co/?

>>92815268
I grew up with romance novels because my mom read them, but I found that actual hardcore porn (videos, that is) is more effective for me. I wish I hadn't been scared away from it for so long, under the impression that it was only for dudes. Similarly, when I was a teen I watched a lot of that show Bliss, because it was advertised as "porn for women" -- that is, it had a plot, it was really emotional, and all nudity was implied. That also left me more frustrated than anything. Would've been better off just opening a browser.

>>92815687
>tfw had to stop doing that becasue intrusive thoughts kept getting worse
my dick is poison.

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>>92785390
>>92784573
dont do this to me

>>92815700
Tara Strong

>>92815943
Too attractive, confident, and cute. Morticia needs to sound ugly, self-conscious, and gross. Like Morty does.

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>>92784887
I'm an absolute narcissist so I'd be happy to just fuck myself either way

>>92798239
oshit you're right

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>>92793648
>Canuck
Well there you have it, you should have known how it would end right there.

I think I have the opposite problem...I really want to be able to fall in love but all I've been able to get out of myself with girls and guys are sexual relationships (with girls) and really solid friendships (with both).

I read tons of fanfics and romance novels to try to wrap my head around what this romantic love thing is because jesus is it confusing.

>>92816283
It's impossible to accurately describe without resorting to poetry. It's an obsession, an addiction to a person. To the sight of her, the sound of her, the smell of her, even the taste of her. To every little thoughtless action made in passing. To every word that falls from her lips. God! To her lips too. To the light behind her eyes. To the very core of her humanity. Every single moment spent with her makes you feel drunk. Your blood thickens around her until you feel so full of brilliant life that you might explode any second. It's a natural high of dopamine bliss. It defys my attempts to understand where it comes from, and it drops on you as if it where pulled from the very vacuum of the space between the atoms themselves. To fall in love is to become someone else entirely and live as if you were born again every day.

I had that with someone for a while, but now I don't. Don't sweat it if you don't have it or can't seem to find it, but if you do relish every nanosecond.

>>92816283
Falling in love is a type of sexual attraction that makes you emotionally overvalue a particular person. When you're with them even looking in their eyes is ecstasy, and when you're not with them you want to die.

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>>92814043
>The idea of a girl struggling to bear the burden of crazy horniness is not so familiar to people.
This is portrayed in media sometimes, but I usually only see it as a lesbian comic-relief character who lusts after all the straight girls. I think the writers assume that a straight girl lusting after all the guys would just hook up with one or more of them (cause most guys are sluts). There are plenty of examples in media of straight girls lusting after one specific guy, but that's usually portrayed more as a generic crush/love than as crazy horniness.

>>92808422
>but you should let people know you're not into them when appropriate.
"excuse me. do you know what ti-"
"I have a girlfriend".

>>92784887
>As easy as she is ugly
>Into choking
Could be fun

>>92784887
Only if they offered. Which probably means it wouldn't happen if we're of a similar mind.

>>92784887
I'm pretty disgusted with myself so female me would probably turn me gay.

>>92815221
I love you, my thoughts on how this could continue;

>Morticia does indeed hide out in the showers as she gets bigger
>on the plus side they stop growing after a while(albeit by the time they've stopped they're each about the size of her head, maybe slightly bigger), on the negative side she does indeed start lactating
>unfortunately her phone died shortly after her previous call to Rick so she can't inform him of this development
>after some misadventures for both of them(with Morticia's being likely on the lewd side*), Rick finally gets to Morticia to analyze her problem
>the good news is that they aren't likely to get any bigger(unless Morticia gets fat or pregnant), the bad news is Rick has no way to reduce Morticia's breasts safely enough for him to be willing to try(same with getting her to stop lactating) at this time
>luckily Morticia's misadventures* have led her to be fine with that for now

*I glossed over this mostly cause I couldn't think of anything concrete for what could happen, although I was thinking Jessica would be involved somehow in a positive way for Morticia

>>92784887
id eat my own ass

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>>92817687
>>92815221
...go on

>>92784887
Use face app and you can see if you are fuckable

>>92790296
Not him. Other people use those words to describe me but I don't believe them.