Ashi appreciation thread

Lol they killed your shitty boring waifu

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>>92774381

>>92774381
>Ashi circlejerk thread.

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>>92777065

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>>92777065
Better than annoying people in other threads.

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>>92777583
If I tried to hug demon Ashi and tell her I love her, would she understand me?

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>>92777615
She would understand you perfectly, and would be forced to watch from behind her own eyes as her body ripped you apart without her being able to stop it

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Kek, holy hell the Samurai Jack fanbase is a joke. You faggots actually have 'Ashi appreciation' and 'fujoshit' threads running on here daily. Not to mention some of you fucks are actually still trying to defend that utter dogshit ending which proved that all Genndy is, is a fucking weeb and a hack.

>>92777680
You do realize the people pissed about ashis death are not at all defending the ending?

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>>92777665
I'd be okay with that
She looks cuter this way

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>>92777823

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>>92777894
Demon Ashi needs more love
Taken away from this world too soon

>>92777680

Funny that people keep mentioning ir rips-off GL, while it also pretty much copies the climax of the third Madoka movie.

At least Jack got karma for pretty much commiting genocide on all his friends and allies (Though then again at least Homura got better results for her actions, even if it fucked up the anime's moral of sacrifice.)

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>>92777977

>Tfw people who are still getting caught up with the show keep messaging mewith their shocked reactions about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzuBgeiSnk

>>92778649
A friend of mine just started watching the show, from season 1. I can't wait to see how he reacts to all the crazy shit in S5.

>>92778649
>>92778706
I actually regret recommending the show to people after the finale aired.

>>92778743
I really liked the rest of the season. It's got a lot of flaws, but it's still solid entertainment. The finale is just a clusterfuck. I still haven't been able to rewatch it.

>>92778743

I don't. Everytime I feel like I'm disappointed with the finale I remember the ladybug and Jack's smile. It was hard to watch at first but now I feel like it's incredibly inspirational.

>>92777894
KEKED HARD

>>92778787
That's what I'm saying, I was recommending the show to everyone I knew until episode 10 aired, now I regret having done so because they have to go through that disappointment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SSzuDZ58z0

I keep imagining this with Scaramouche realizing that Jack fucked Ashi and scatting about it to Aku

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>>92778891

>>92778960

Did you just make that, or has that already been done?

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>>92778960

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>>92778986

>>92778978
Already done, unfortunately not by me.
Enjoy the ride tho

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>>92777583

>>92778986
>>92779005

Oh thank God, now I don't have to draw my own version of it.

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>>92779005

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>>92779035

>>92779005
Kek

>>92779005
Why would that be the picture Aku keeps of his daughter?

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>>92779134
Being a devoted father, Aku cannot help but be proud of his progeny's thiccness.

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>>92779185

>Afraid that asian girl that flirts with me at work will turn out to be possessed by an evil spirit

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>>92779238

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>>92774381
Because she A, should have been his daughter. And B, Jack should have had a daughter by another woman in the past who he names Ashi implied reincarnation. Also Jack never became king. Reeeeeeeeeeee!

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>>92774381
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>92779796
>at least a year passed between wedding and aku's destruction
>implying jack was going to wait a second longer after 50 years.

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>>92774381
>Be Genndy
>Waste an entire rebooted Samurai Jack season on Waifu
>Kill her off at the end
>Perfectending.jpg

>>92779850
>>Be Genndy
>>Waste an entire rebooted Samurai Jack season on Waifu
>>Kill her off at the end
>>Perfectending.jpg
Am I the only one that enjoys this outcome

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A few threads ago there was a drawfriend here who started pic related. Did any progress get posted somewhere I might have missed?

>>92779909

Nah, I started re-doing it from the ground up. I've been super busy so I'm gonna continue in a little while.

>>92780104
Ah alright, any idea where I can keep an eye out for it once you are done? I've got finals this week so I won't really be making these threads/looking through them.

>>92774381
You all do realize another video game is doubtlessly in the works, right?

And saving Ashi fron Chronos, the titan of time, will be the final boss.

Of course, Jack can't fully deplete Chronos' life meter, so the three gods lend him a hand, randomly paralyzing Chronos with light so Jack can combo him.

After the true final blow is struck, Chronos grabs Ashi with both hands, and starts talking about the timeline.

Jack interrupts.

"Get" slash "your" slash "filthy" slash "hands" slash "OFF HER!"

Vertical bisection slash, natch.

Ashi is still fading, then her mother and six sisters appear.

Head Priestess admits she realizes what she did was unforgivable, and her other daughter bow with her in apology.

Then the three gods say she owes him a debt.

She repays it by becoming a mother to the seven girls- right around the same time Jack was born.

Ashi stops fading.

Cue ending credits with the wedding taking place again, visible relief from all in attendance when Ashi makes it to the altar.

Pan out to see Jack's allies in the future watching through a portal held open by the Guardian revived.

The rebel army falls into a sort of sleep as the future is remade- everyone has better lives- yes, even the cyborg with the dog. ESPECIALLY HIM.

Final shot is Jack and Ashi sitting on a bench by a river, touching heads. Ashi is visibly pregnant.

>>92774381
I was wondering where you'd been, ashibro. Good to see you didn't kysys.

>>92780567

>No best man speech from the Scotsman

This is how I know it's fake

>>92780599
Nah, although Stats is getting me to that point.

>>92780174

If I don't end up posting it here tonight, probably the next thread with this title.

Or the next Jack thread that mentions something similar

Sorry, I've been busy af lately

>>92780719
Alrighty then, I'll try to keep an eye out.
And no worries dude, you literally have no obligation to do this so I won't rush you or get butthurt about time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CG-N5HfD2k&ab_channel=Splagnet

>>92780681
I would think that would be a given.

Transcript:

"Ah've seen this man do it all. Save me life, save me wife, save all of us. Ah've seen him fall down to things that would'a broken other men, mahself included, and he... he just got right back up."

"And this woman, this girl he chose to be his wife... Aku tried to take over her mind. Aku tried to, with all of his might, taint 'er soul with his black magic, an'. He. FAILED."

"I know that me bein' here is some sorta para-docks or somethin'. I know that he wen' through hell to get Ashi back. I know there's a buncha reasons and bookworm nonsense nonna this should be possible."

"But feck it."

"A man n' woman who have gone through alla that don't deserve a bittersweet endin'. They deserve nothin' but happiness for the rest of their lives and then some."

"Jack... I may not remember you in the new time. But for what it be worth? You were the best brother in arms a scotsman could ever ask for."

>>92779822
Of course they weren't gonna wait, hell, they almost did it between Episode 8 and 9 before they realized they were covered in alien slime.

>>92780807

>"Whaddaya think o' THAT speech, Mr. Aku-slaying, time-travellin'

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Contributing!

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>>92780861

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>>92780861
every time

>>92774381
ASHI WAS A METAPHOR.

She stood for the scotsman, the dogs, the animals, all the innocents of the future.

Every person in the future was a child of Aku. They were hurt and damaged by Aku but they could see beauty.

In letting go of Ashi, Jack had to let go of the future. He fell in love with the future, but he had to destroy it to build a better one, and I'm glad he did.

To hold onto both worlds would have been a childish compromise. There was only one that could be picked, and Jack chose right.

>>92780887
>when the dicc isn't so thicc

>>92774381
>why did you take her from us, Genndy. Why did you take her from Jack.

Because he saw Gurren Lagaan and thought OH MAN I GOTTA TRY THAT.

>>92776972
lel

>>92777615
she'd probably curl all her limbs around you, unhinge her jaw and eat your head like a praying mantis.

My theory is that genndy went in *needing* a bittersweet ending, and thus wrote the first three episodes accordingly. Once he started needing to develop ashi however, I think he got caught up in making episodes that really felt like the old show which had the end result of completely changing the tone/theme of the season.

I think by the time he got to episode 9, he realized what had been done,(and that he was hitting the episode limit) but refused to either change the ending to fit the new time, or change the previous 5 episodes to fit the ending, which led to both of those aspects (bittersweet ending and cheesy cliche season) ruining eachother, when either of them independently could have been done much better.

>>92780999
So she wants me inside her?

Better than my other fifty dates!

>>92781001
There definitely felt like there was some kind of pacing or episode length issue. I wonder if CN initially gave him more time to work with and then cut it at the last minute, or if this is all on Genndy. NDAs probably prevent him from saying anything about it.

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>>92780999

>>92781152

>When Ashi tells you to finish inside

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>>92777583
Why does she remind me of pic related there?

>>92781354
This had the potential to be Genndys best work ever

Why does tragedy follow him everywhere

>>92781469

>Why does tragedy follow him everywhere

Jesus fuck, now I understand the ending to Season 5.

And the award for best hairstyle in Samurai Jack goes to -

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This is Ashi!

She is VERY cute! I just love her so much! Here's 5 cute facts about Ashi:

1) Ashi is a girl!
2) She's cute!
3) I love her!
4) Ashi!

>>92781565
I don't know why, but this made me laugh. Particularly since there's just 4.

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>>92781565
No arguments here

>>92781565

Go to bed, Jack

>>92781618

Go to bed, Ashi

>>92774381
More SJ copypasta shitposting. Will I ever visit this board and NOT see this thread?

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>>92781633

If the Gods said to Jack he could have Ashi back but only if he stuck her feet in his face, would he do it?

keep in mind theyd probably be all sweaty haha, i could just imagine Jack gagging from how bad Ashi's feet smell ha ha, asking for a friend.

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>>92781484
This is the real ending anon.

>>>/wg/6926395

OP is finally making wallpapers from Episode 8 here, check it out

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>not edited

>>92781703
>tfw /aco/ is STILL too depressed to start a new thread.
I don't have 6 NSFW ashi pictures so I can't even do it myself

>>92781743
>we will NEVER get more leaf girl adventures
>season 5 showed literally all of Ashi that can be shown as of episode 10 and closed the door both for prequel and sequel material for her
FUCK

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>when you realize Jack has literally spent almost his entire life in grief and wracked by guilt, and we saw him at the happiest he'll ever be in this season

>when you realize Jack is so used to this shit one of his first thoughts is that it isn't going to last

>when you realize the old, broken man in Jack was right, and it didn't

>>92781484
Oh God

It all makes sense now

Ashi's appearance

The rushed ending almost exactly rushed like Genndy was forced too on the end of SBT

So, how would Jack and Ashi fuck?

I need inspiration.

>>92782247
What, at first? Slowly, with lots of questions, apologies, and pauses for kissing and reassurance. Probably missionary with handholding and loving looks.

>>92782484

>lots of questions

Do tell

>>92782510
The usual ones

>Does this feel good
>Can I touch you here
>Are you okay, are you ready, etc.

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>>92782247
every way, every fetish, every day

>>92782544

>The stars, they are Aku's creations, yes?

>>92782247
vanilla as fuck

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>>92782510
Oh, and cuddling.

>>92782681

>You'll never see them react to their sister doing lewd things with the Samurai

Ashi is a thot

>>92782723
>varying levels of want

>>92782776
This. Ashi is a thot.

>>92782723
>They will never see a samurai sword straight up.

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>>92781565
shudup fagit

>>92782788
>>92782798

>"D-disgusting, I can't believe she'd do this!"
>"I don't like it!"
>"Traitor!"
>"Decei-

>Ashi pulls away from kissing Jack
>"WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY"

>>92782861
>when the sisters realize they're all identical and can "substitute" for Ashi when she's not paying attention
>surely that foolish samurai won't even notice

>>92782861
Why is he smiling with his mutation between his legs?!

>>92782861
>they all spitefully find boyfriends who look similar enough to Jack that Ashi and Jack take notice, but are notably lacking something that makes him who he is.
>one is freakishly short
>one looks like PORRIDGE!jack
>one is balding
>one is freakishly tall and lanky

>>92782922
>>92782889

>"Wait, she's digging her nails down his back!"
>"Of course, it must have been a ruse to bring him into a trap."
>"Yes sister, bite him!"

>>92782958

>One is Da Samoorye

>>92782966
Old samoorye or young?

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>>92782958
>>one looks like PORRIDGE!jack

>"Honey, could you-"
>"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"

>your son brings home some chimp looking girl
>invite everyone from the seven kingdoms to your son's wedding
>big day, everything is perfect
>bitch collapses and disappears
>everybody probably believes your son made a tulpa because he's some loser virgin
>end up a laughing stock in every kingdom

i felt bad for the king and queen

>>92782966
>"Why... why is he licking her... crotch?"
>"It must be some sort of torture!"
>"Then why is she saying 'yes' over and over?"
>"She must've poisoned herself down there, he'll fall over dead any second!"

Thirty minutes later....

>"Are her toes supposed to curl like that?"

>>92782247
Curious, slow, loving at first.

Then move onto the kinky stuff.

Aku returns during said kinks. "FOOOOLISH SAMURAI, YOU THOUGHT THAT... that... what... what are you two..."

Aku steals the emperor's sword, smiling, eyes twitching, and stabs himself in the eyes, then brain. He sighs audibly with relief.

>>92783070

>"Yes! She's pinned him, now to deliver the killing - ...why is she leaning back?"
>"Look, she's trapped him with her legs!"

>>92783172
>"Sister, I don't understand that pin she has him in."
>"It seems to be working, the samurai is writhing and crying out in agony!"
>"A glorious victory for Aku!"

>>92783138
https://youtu.be/qNDnYLYXprA?t=3m21s
like this?

>>92783138
Joking aside, Aku seems to have no interest in or understanding of sex.

>>92783222
timelink didn't work, its at 3:21

Feels like we're going to keep having Samurai Jack threads for a while.

I wish Ashi and Jack had gotten to stay together in the end

>>92783257
Real talk I wouldn't be making these threads constantly if she and Jack had a happy ending, because I would have felt fulfilled enough to move on.

>Ashi keeps having lewd dreams about the Samurai scum and doesn't know why

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>>92783295
>stupid samurai abs

>>92783295
>>92783326

>"Gotta get Jack"
>"Jack in the Sack"
>Wakes up in a cold sweat

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>>92783337
>>92783295
>>92783326
DRILL THE SAMURAI

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>>92783389
>I can always kill him AFTER I've had my fun, right?

>>92783455

>"I can't wait to tie him up. Or have him tie me up. No, tie him up. Both?"

>>92783539
>they both just end up tied up individually on the bed staring at eachother confused

>>92783550

>[distant scotsghost laughter]

SHADA BADA DAAAA

>>92783221
>"Why is she pressing her face to his?"
>"I understand now! It is a duel! A test of willpower!"
>"Yes! She must be trying to suffocate him!"
>thirty minutes of intense makeout later
>"The samurai seems to have a lot of air in his lungs."
>"Is she okay? She has been making weird sounds for a while."
>"She's still alive. She'll get him still."

>>92783282
Sounds about right. I probably wouldn't be ranting about the ending to everyone who'll listen if it would have been satisfying. All of my attemptsto enjoy the ending have failed. Instead, it keeps coming up in my head and I spend hours rehashing in my head all the reasons why I hated the ending and trying to piece together something that makes sense and is satisfying. Lol, it really pissed me off at first but now it has become a weird little mental exercise (that now only sometimes pisses me off) while I'm doing braindead shit at work.

>>92782958
>not just using their Aku power of autistic screeching time magic to get a version of Jack from another point in time for all of them

>>92784127

>Each Jack falls through a portal, looking very confused before they are shortly tackled or grabbed

>>92784157
>all of them are from the ending

>>92777894
Well done anon

>>92779418
Oh look, a daughterfag. I thought they got BTFO after episode 8

>>92783257
Pretty sure /a/ did the same shit for Gurren Lagann

>>92784005
So a film noir style AU spinoff should cleanse the pallet?

If the requester of that pic is still here, just know I'm going a little slow to try and match the show's art style a decent bit

>>92784351
Take your time fampai.

>>92784372

One other thing is that I changed it to their finale appearances just for fun

>>92784336
I swear to you guys if we can get this series greenlit by 2019 I'll give y'all the happy ending you deserve.

>>92784384
Wait, where's the anon who refined my film noir idea from the last thread?

>>92783792
This just gave me an interesting idea for a scene in the film noir AU series

>>92784647
Glad to be of assistance.

>Ashi and Jack break the kiss
>Ashi is beaming and ready for more, Jack is heaving and barely able to contain his lust
>From the darkness it can be heard
"THE STRONG WILL DEVOUR THE WEAK!"
"A GLORIOUS VICTORY FOR AKU!"
"thatwaskindahot."

>>92784685
In summary its one of those "ambush attacks that leads to an akward moment of being pinned" scenarios.

>>92784741
Unfortunately i suck at writing out long scripts and stories. Fuck my ADD.

>Only on page5

Huh, I guess all of /co/ is slow tonight.

>>92785112
Just means less haters.

Ashi is so perfect that she made me start to like asian women.

>>92785208
She's so perfect she makes holding hands lewd

WIP #2 soon

>>92785218
What do you mean?
Hand holding has always been the lewdest thing of all.

>>92785236
Well come on babe, whip it out!

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>>92785243

>WIP it out

>>92785243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A925AIePWx

>>92785295
I have discovered true love.

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>>92785243

Jack's lower body is blocked out, just gotta add the details. Ashi I haven't decided if I want her lower body to match the reference pic or have her legs held upward like when she was being carried on his back in episode 4. I think the expressions are a little better so far

Either way this has been fun practice

>>92785372
Noice

>>92785372
I like it babe, and I think it would be best to follow the reference pic since her posture doesn't look like it would properly match how relaxed her upper body is.

>>92778062
>pretty much commiting genocide
Same people would still exist just not under Aku.

>>92781354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ZJrPVEkkA

>>92785295
I wish that episode 9 had been a mid-season finale and that Scaramouche had been on the run from Aku for the rest of the season just so we could get more out of him.
Guy was top tier meme material.

>>92781747
/aco/ is STILL depressed?! Holy fuck

>>92785721
I can't even Jack to Ashi without feeling guilty and walking away with a sad dick.

>>92785832
If it any consolation, i had an idea for an elseworld spinoff like Archer Dreamland

>>92785879
That might help with the pain.
Jack Daniels is awfully effective too.

>>92785721
>new thread starts with jack tearfully JACKING off to her memory

>>92785999
Nigga

Ashi was good both an an individual character and as a companion to Jack. I get that as the newest girl she gets all sorts of shit, but she works well enough. I get some people being apathetic or disliking the character, but hating on her is pure autism.

>>92780911
She really was the embodiment of everything terrible and beautiful in Aku's world.

>>92783295
She's spent most of their time together seeing him nearly naked. You can whatever you want about Ashi being pure fan service, but Jack is even more of a slut in that regard.
Not that I'm complaining

>>92780911
So you're saying that to keep a child from suffering you need to kill it before its born? Because that is a fucked up metaphor for abortion

>>92780842
PUSSY DESTROYIN

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>>92774381
SHe never existed
>>92777615
her mom never existed
>>92779024
that child never existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY5nfS1Fm0o

>>92786321
Your ability to shitpost properly never existed

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>>92786350
You not only waifu a ficitonal character. You waifu a character that never existed in a fictional universe. HAHAHA

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>>92785721
i feel for them too.
ashi was a mistake.
their relationship was so pure and good that it reminded me of times of oldschool vanilla.
it was sickening and sweet, the kinda of cute that made you want to punch a wall in order to stop the butterflies in your stomach and the pins and needles sensation when she smiled at you. but it felt good to surrender to that warm, comforting feeling that makes you weak, like it was okay to feel this way, knowing that it was reciprocated making you strong.
you had her, she was yours and you were hers
it was like young love all over again.
and now its gone, only memories now.
i never asked for this pain.

>>92786390
Its better to have waifu and lost than to never do it and be a lonely faggot.

>>92786398
>it reminded me of times of oldschool vanilla.
That was how I felt watching Samurai Jack.
I didn't judge it or think about it in the same way I would other shows.
To me, Season 5 was about feeling giddy every day a new episode came out, it was about feeling the same way I did when I was young and would sit on the carpet to watch the show with Oreos and chocolate milk only with the addition that the themes of the show could now cater to a more mature mind.
So I do that, I let myself be vulnerable, I suck in that oldschool vanilla flavor like I did fifteen years ago.
Then bang!
Genndy comes through the door, belt in hand.
The light of the TV isn't enough to light up his face, his features are still obscured and imagination give a terrifying quality to them.
He raises the belt, it whistles as it cuts the air.
"BITTERSWEET, FAGGOT!"
The buckle of the belt glistens, David's star is engraved in it.
It comes down on me, hard, and I shriek as it hits me, again and again, leaving my skin raw, full of cuts and bruises.
There is blood on the buckle and I my sobbing mixes with those of Jack through the TV.
He turns to leave while saying, "None of them ever existed."
I have felt empty ever since.

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I just saw the final episode and god dammit, can Jack have anything nice?
I was seriously expecting another cock block when he was finally about to kill Aku.
And now the scottsman will probably never be.

mega?

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>>92786398

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>name means feet
>only barefoot once

>>92787210
But she was naked all along

>>92787197
suicide jack please

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>>92787320
>>92787297
>>92787197

>>92787547
Brings a smile every time I see it

>>92784647
You're still doing that? I thought it died with the last of these threads.

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>>92784127
Aku-tistic screeching, you mean.

i am glad that she's dead

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>>92785999

>>92786230
I'm surprised how long it took her to point out "Uh, you're naked too."

Jack spent an absurd amount of time this season naked, even by the standards of Samurai Jack.

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>>92787197

>>92786398
It was kinda impressive how they captured that dorky, cringeworthy side of first love, but also the sweet, endearing aspect of it.

>>92788702
>dorky, cringeworthy side of first love
But anon, that is the only love I know

>>92789099
I didn't say it was bad, though, anonymous.

Relish it. Saccharine as it is, it's earnest and pure and young, and a thing worth remembering.

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>>92782681

i like to think that if each sister lived, they'd go on to dress in a way that expresses their own personality and interests. Since Ashi was a naturefag, she wore nature stuff. Her sisters would be like:

>Techfag sis
>wears scavenged armor from robots and has a bunch of gadgets

>Scottishboo sis
>wears a full Scot attire and awkwardly inserts Scottish slang into her sentences

>Yandere sis
>unhealthy obsession with Jack. wears traditional Japanese attire because she thinks that is what Jack is into, deathly jealous of Ashi

>Rave sis
>went to the rave and hasnt been the same since

>Akufag sis
>retains her black ash suit, fully aware that Aku is evil but still loves him, has a misguided fantasy that Aku and her mother will marry and will finally be a family

>Gunfag sis
>after discovering firearms she ditches her useless knife and starts carrying around multiple rifles and pistols and becomes a mercenary

>Fujoshit sis
>discovered yaoi, now focuses on tracking down Demongo. Also has collected Scaramouche's parts and works on rebuilding him into her ultimate yaoi-bot

>ARCHERED sis
>only dates 9 foot tall archers

I'm actually going to make some fanart of this. Give me ideas

>>92786601
Trust the Jews, you'll always lose fampai

>>92788451
Ideas never die fampai. They only get stored for later use.

>>92789279
I like these ideas
would techfag sis have any cyber augments? also akufag sis sounds almost too much like TCB

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>>92789279
>yan-sis tries to disguise herself as Ashi to get some Samurai Jaction

>Jack immediately knows and is not amused at all

>>92780861
de
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTEEEEE

>>92785372
I dig it alot! the hairstyles for this one work much better than onion, and Ashi's face looks way better on this one.
I agree>>92785508 but more because I like having the whole picture with the raised leg/arched back from ashi.

>>92785295
I might be able to do more of these later today if someone has ideas. I haven't really been inspired since shaggy

>>92789507
Maybe cyberpunk?

>>92788514
Fuck i forgot that school's out so all the underage edgelords are on here.

Fucking summer break

>>92789279
I could see something like this happening if the show had a looser and less serious vibe to it, basically if SJ was written SBT style

>>92789909
School doesn't end for another half a month, or it didn't end until mid-June when I was still in school.

>>92789279
>Fujoshit sis
>discovered yaoi, now focuses on tracking down Demongo. Also has collected Scaramouche's parts and works on rebuilding him into her ultimate yaoi-bot

So she'd be on 4chan?

>>92789937
Nigga my last year of school was in 08 and we got out the week before memorial day. Graduation was first week in June

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>>92786601
10/10

>>92790025
I was...06, and we definitely didn't get let out until June (unless you were a senior, then you got out earlier).

Varies by state maybe?

>>92790116
Yeah that woul likely do it.

FUCK!

>>92790290
What's wrong, anonymous?

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Hello everyone, it is Jack. I thought you all might be happy to know about the text message I just recieved

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>>92790719
I was waiting for someone to do this.

>>92790719
Yes

>>92790719
I don't get it.

>>92791355
"I lived bitch" is a meme, we got one for Scaramouche, too.

id kill for a mega link

>>92791730
https://www.dailymotion.com/steven-universes
this channel has all the episodes. Knock yourself out

>>92790083
Might wanna remove the doubling up of the last paragraph.

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>>92792629
ah fuck good catch. It blended in just enough that it tricked my eye

>>92792834
I've made the same mistake before myself.

Jest aside, I do wonder if Genndy knows or cares about the conflicted response fans had to the conclusion, and if so, how he's taking it.

>>92774381
I would have liked some interactions with her sisters. No mention or appreciation of them at all, huh.

>>92780911
This. Jack sacrificed the lives of everyone he had met to create a better future instead. It might not have been the perfect choice, since they stopped existing, but a choice had to be made, and his ultimately rewrote the timeline for the better.

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>>92777615
>yfw you were planning on genociding some autists today but your daughter turns good because dozens of fags surround her and tell her how much they wanna fug her

>>92792834
I don't think Genndy would seriously go with the possibility that Jack killed everyone.

>>92792993
Regardless of what you feel was the "right" choice for Jack to make, the ending was executed too poorly for the concept to work.
>Inb4 "so you're saying if it was happy, then the shitty writing/pacing would be acceptable"
That is precisely what I am saying. A happy ending is easier for people to accept with flawed logic/execution, while a poorly paced "bittersweet" ending built completely around contradictory time travel rules is harder for people to just accept.

>>92793194
But the entire show is built around contradictory time travel rules. Why do people still feel the need to criticize time travel in fiction, especially in works that are obviously not sci-fi? Is it a way of stroking their ego?

>>92793092
He had exactly one character in the altered past to act as a representative to those in the altered future, and she disappeared from existence. What the hell else are we supposed to interpret? She didn't make some comment of "it's strange, I can remember my whole life and travels with, but I also remember a different childhood vividly.. A different father"

>>92792991
There's a bit in this thread.

Realistically they were probably bordering on meat robots when they were after Jack. My guess is he would have abandoned them on the beach and that would've been that. Until they tried to kill him again.

>>92793221
>guy is thrown into the future
>arrives in the future
how is that contradictory? No one ever travels to the past in the original series, which begs another question, if there were so many portals, why didn't any random fuckos jump in and show up in feudal japan?

>>92793305
The possibility of travelling to the past is always implied, which is contradictory by itself.
>but they didn't travel to the past so I guess all those times when that was clearly the intention nobody really meant it and they knew all along that it's contradictory
Is this what are you trying to say?

>>92793261
The fact that Jack lost her doesn't mean that the same people aren't going to be reborn in the future of the new timeline. There is a reason Genndy ended the episode where he did, to make possibility for interpetation.

>>92793500
Nigga I don't wanna interpret, I've been interpreting for 13 years.

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>>92784741
Those ARE popular.

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/co/ in a nutshell

>>92793376
While yes, backwards time travel is impossible by all real life standards, if fictional "laws" are established and followed, then it can occur without contradicting itself.

>>92774381
I'm glad she was erased from reality. Jack will miss her but he'll move on and fall in love with some other woman as emperor.

>>92793705
4chan in a nutshell, really.

>>92787547
Gay fanfic bro

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anyone have the colored in version of pic related?
mildly NSFW

>>92795031
I didn't even know it had ever been colored, but then I don't even know the artist.

>>92795031
>this smells like the samurai
>OH GOD YES THIS SMELLS LIKE THE SAMURAI!

>>92790388
It sucks not being able to write a full story. ADD is a bitch

>>92795084
Someone colored it or a very similar drawing and added an areola peeking out

>>92795089
Now we know why her leaf dress didn't dry out

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>So there's this girl, right?
>Raised in a cave and such. Nice girl. Got a bit of - bit of a daft hairdo though.
>And y'know she has to kill this fella, name's Jack.
>He's a samurai - but y'know, like, time traveler. From the past, issit?
>See I guess her mum says he's a total tosser, dunno if they had a bad breakup or something like that, no one says, y'know.
>Anyway she meets him and he's not such a bad bloke
>So she's like 'that's a bit weird innit, he's not such a bad bloke'
>anyway turns out she kills her mum and ends up snoggin this Jack fella
>bit fast to me but - but y'know, she grew up in a cave, maybe that's normal when you - you're a cave girl, right?
>and she wants to help him save the world y'know
>she she's all helpin him fight a demon, right
>but it turns out - the demon is her dad
>bit much, innit?
>anyway she sends Jack back and he kills the demon, but that erases her
>but then who sent him back?

>>92795241

Because she's sweaty

>>92795361
I wasn't talking about the torso m8

>>92795477
>every time she looks at jack it's like a sprinkler cycle at a park

>>92795619
We all know what she did after seeing jack showering

>>92795695

It wasn't water that he was showering in

>>92795726
>ashi routed a direct pipeline throughout the entire ship from her crotch

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>>92795766
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>92795825

got any mega for the episodes?

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>>92795865

>>92795874
here you go
>>92791773

>>92795874

http://madridista-again.tumblr.com/

This guy has Eps 5-10 still up on Mega/Google Drive. Try both links in case one doesn't work. I think Eps 1-4 got taken down.

In the meantime, right-click and hit save-as from https://kimcartoon.me/Cartoon/Samurai-Jack-Season-5

>>92795910
>Thanks Morty

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>>92795941

>>92795966
Fuck it, its canon.

>>92795966
I bet Morty is /ourguy/

>>92796267
>Aw jeez Rick, I-I dunno. I mean Jack's a good guy and, y'know, Ashi's nice too. I think they got ripped off. Can't you, y'know, do science?

>>92796297
What happens if rick is confronted by god in a universe where god exists?

>>92796297
>Sheesh Morty fine, but only if it'll shut you up. After this, we've got w*belch*ork to do.

>>92796432
Pretty sure he calls God out for being the outrageous hypocrite he is for causing death, dispair, and suffering yet expecting everyone to worship him blindly. I would.

>>92795089
She probably liked the smell of his colon

>>92796432
Dismisses them as sufficiently advanced aliens and complains about them being lazy fuck-ups probably.

>>92796564
I think you mean cologne

For the first time in her life, Ashi felt sheer, burning anticipation. Sure, she faced hordes of warriors before, she even defied Aku and matched him blow for blow but this... was different. It was not wholly unpleasant, after all, it was meant to be one of the most happy moments in any person's life, but to her it was a whole new world, beyond her wildest hopes and dreams. She definitely did not swallow any, but she did feel butterflies in her stomach, another first she enjoyed.

As she was being dressed in the white kimono by the many servants and looked on by the kindly Empress, Ashi found it hard to not smile. Tended to so carefully and with such love by so many people, she could practically jump with joy, had the clothes not restricted her, as she was clad in a layer after layer of dress. Her hair was done up and hidden under a wig as well, which added good amount to her height. No detail was spared, with flowers in the hair, make up on her face and silks that covered her from head to toe. Ashi definitely enjoyed spoiling her feminine side, hidden under soot and coal for most of her life.

As funny and strange as these customs were, Ashi took it all in, carefully absorbing each detail of life around her. When Jack brought her home for the first time, it was not much to look at, the land still reeling from Aku's blows. It was amazing to see them rebuild so quickly and with such passion that she rarely saw, except when she encountered Jack's many comrades and friends.
It was hard to recall the events of the battle and tell all of it to Jack's parents, the Emperor and Empress. The sacrifice of so many for their sake was painful, and Jack had as much difficulty in recalling things as she did, but they did it in the end. Even if time travel was beyond their understanding, the Emperor and Empress seemed to understand their sorrow. However, Ashi was wary that they might not be quite understanding if she revealed her origin to them.

>>92796644
But the love and kindness kept coming. Even her parentage didn't phase them, and they slowly warmed up to her. As Ashi settled into the life among Jack's people, she was faced with many customs and rules, from strange foods and dress to ceremonies and protocol between people. She was even going to acquire a role among them, never imagining herself to be royalty one day when it became apparent that her and Jack's relationship was to be formalized. To be his wife, let alone a royal consort was a privilege, she was told, but it was something that Ashi did not feel was as important as her feelings for Jack, until she learned (quite quickly at that) what marriage meant. It didn't take any time for her to agree and the ceremony was organized.

As she took her first steps on the path to the shrine, followed by a small entourage and under a shade of an umbrella, Ashi witnessed large, cheering crowds that flanked both sides of a long aisle that led to the shrine. People from all over the world, who also looked after Jack as he grew up, she learned. Wherever she went, she encountered people who were touched by him and contributed to this moment. It was hard to not be humbled, even for her, but Ashi maintained her composure and strode down the aisle towards her destiny.

There he was, dressed in black, with the biggest smile she ever saw on him, and a priest standing by. She kept calling him by his future name and Jack didn't seem to mind at all, confusing a lot of people when she spoke of him. Hopefully she would get it "right" and call him by his birth name when it came to the ceremony itself, she thought. Ashi kept her pace and suppressed the urge to break out into a grin, but her heart beat a little faster with each step she took. This was beyond realm of possibility, the bliss after a lifetime of darkness, the only thing she could have done to deserve this was to save the world...

>>92796629
I seriously doubt if Jack wears cologne. That gi probably smells like Jack's sweat, wood smoke, and woodland dirt most of the time.

>>92796629
You didn't get the pun m8

>>92796670
She felt a strange pang shoot through her like a lightning bolt. Nothing changed and no one noticed a thing, but the instant she thought of Aku, it got worse. But he was gone, never to return. He left her body even, so why was she...
She felt her knees go weak, but steadied herself on her geta sandals. Again no one noticed a thing and Ashi was too well trained to give away any weakness, but Jack alone did see it, and the smile instantly disappeared. He was perhaps the best warrior to ever walk this world, but his heart was as easy to read as an open book when she saw panic in his eyes. She didn't know what it was, but she suspected...

>>92796680
Nature: the perfect aphrodisiac.

>>92796820
I'm not sure if you're being facetious, but it's a scientifically-recorded phenomenon that a human body's natural scents, within certain levels, increase sexual attraction, particularly in good physical health.

>>92796820
>>92796680

This is getting lewd

>>92796925
If i wanted to be an asshole i would've said Nature by Calvin Klein: the perfect aphrodisiac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKaXt1PYKXk

>Jack watching Ashi rise out of the water in a leaf outfit

What if Season 5 had tons of licensed music at lewd scenes

>>92796926
You say that like its a bad thing

we need some of that high grade Jashi handholding smut

>>92797099
>What if Season 5 had tons of licensed music at lewd scenes

That would have spoiled the joke.

>>92797133

Lewd is no joke, anon.

>>92797099
Somehow i knew it was that song

>>92797099
>When someone asks Jack what happened to Ashi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it68QbUWVPM&ab_channel=TheOldrecordclub

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>>92797218
DELET THIS

I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND MY LOVE WAS GONE
HE'S A JAPANESE BOY

>>92797099
>Jack starts tearfully fapping to ashis memory
>"turning japanese" starts playing

>>92797602

>Tearful fapping

Who wrote this, Kevin Smith?

I can't believe that /co/ has its own Xion.

>>92797644
DON'T REMIND US DAMMIT

>>92797644
>>92797693
Do I even want to know?

>>92797792
Yadda yadda kingdom hearts
Yadda yadda artificial nobody
Yadda yadda never existed

>>92797840
As of Dream Drop she's not as erased as we thought, so Squarsney does what Gennedy don't.

>>92797883
I'd rather she stayed non-existant though

>>92797918
Agree to disagree. You'll have to settle for Ashi then.

>>92797883
Think they revive Zack for KH3 to calm Cloud's emo ass down?

>>92797969
>settle for Ashi
One does not simply settle for perfection anon

>>92798084
I had a clever comeback but the board erased my post. Apropos.

So is she Chinese, or Japanese?

>>92798207
>named ashi
>wheres a noh mask
>wields a kusarigama
If that doesn't hint it enough I don't know what will.

>>92798279

>"I am Aku spawn! Birthed from a priestess and raised to destroy YOU, deceiver!"

>"....so are you Chinese, or Japanese?"

>>92798279
Taking bets the high priestess was Josephine.

>>92798131
Snarky comebacks are my forte

>>92774642

https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oqgs8c3ULb1w9a5np.mp4#_=_

>>92798478
Tha fuck?

>>92798634
Everybody loves somebody.

I wonder how many girls viewed Jack as their husbando and had to watch him get seduced by an evil onion-haired slut

>>92794443
Pretty sure that's Internet in a nutshell, actually

>>92798977
A lot of them seemed to be cheering for Ashi.

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>>92798977
Care to repeat that?

>>92798977
You take that back!

>>92799122
>>92799149

EVIL

ONION-HAIRED

SSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>92799182
At least she isnt a cuckquean

>>92798977
I went from Jackfag to Jashifag by episode 4. How could I compete?

>>92799230

>Not a fan of asian girls
>Love THICC, tall, amazonian girls
>Ended up preferring Ashi to the Scotsman's daughters

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>>92799266
>forgetting about Ashi's EXTRA THICC ASSets

>>92799317

Good job, Jack.

>>92793705

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>92799182
THAT'S IT.

Why didn't they train Ashi to not be attracted to the Samurai? Or maybe they tried.

>Priestess giving a lecture on how to avoid being seduced by handsome, noble, strong, kind men
>The daughters paying attention closely while Ashi is staring off into the distance at a ladybug

>>92799343
How can anyone hate on that? They must be uber gay

>>92799413
>Ashi is staring off into the distance at a ladybug
I'd believe it.

>>92777680
dont make me do it anon