Would you work as a guard in a meta-human prison?

>>92760373
how much am i paid?
what is the likelihood of serious injury?
what sort of social securities am i provided?
will any of the problems that arise be insured?
does the job have special requirements or is just anyone allowed to have the job?

>>92760401
>how much am i paid?
Well. Great if you're crooked.
>what is the likelihood of serious injury?
Moderate
>what sort of social securities am i provided?
Medical/Life Insurance, Retirement, and Dental Plan.
>will any of the problems that arise be insured?
Yes.
>does the job have special requirements or is just anyone allowed to have the job?
Degree, background check, physical fitness requirement.

>>92760401
>Pay
You'd be paid a lot for guarding some of the most dangerous scum in the world.

>Injury Risk

Likelihood of serious injury is high.

>Insurances

Life and health insurance would of course be provided.

>Requirments

None, you'd take what you'd get when the job is this dangerous.

>>92760446
A degree sounds like a bit much for a guard job, don't you think?

>>92760485
How about a 2 year associate degree?

>>92760507
That sounds better.

>>92760373
Depends, would I get my own personal amazonian slave?

>>92760524
These are important and high profile people you are guarding.

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>>92760561
Only if you want them to escape and blow your brains our with your own gun.

>>92760373
I'd work anywhere but Arkham. Fuck that place.

>>92760651
And a degree helps you guard them how?

>>92760664
Just pop one in Joker when no one's looking and you'll be fine.

>>92760668
Understand the security systems and technology involved in the prison from the temperature control of fire and ice villains to the air filtration system involved with airborn toxins and poisons. Are you yuropoor and not know what an associate degree is?

>>92760722
oh, welp

>>92760659
Poor bastards didn't fuck her hard enough to break her and now they're paying the price.

>>92760682
>implying that bat guy won't come after me for killing his clown lover
Why don't I just take a shit in the middle of the Flash Museum while I'm at it?

>>92760847
Great idea.

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>>92760722
>mfw guarding outside Killer Frost's cell
Everyday I wonder of it'd be worth it.

>>92760864
Eobard pls

>>92760373
Will I get fancy high-tech gear to deal with the meta inmates? Or just a gun and a taser? I'm not sure if I want the job without some kind of advantage over the inmates. Can't really keep order.

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>>92760659
Wouldn't they be drugged and brainwashed?

>>92760903
If the inmates escape they'd end up using said high-tech gear after offing your ass.

>>92760917
Yeah but at least I can FEEL cool before I die. I don't care what happens to you faggots if i'm dead.

>>92761308
I hope a crazed amazon rapes your corpse.

>>92760373
I already wouldn't work in a regular prison.

>>92761394
nut up, pussy

>>92761369
Shit niggy it's not like it matters what happens to my corpse, i'm fuckin dead, I don't feel things when i'm dead.

>>92761477
That amazon is feeling your cock.

>>92760373
>Guaranteed death
I'm good senpai

>>92763314
You at least get to body search super villainousses before the inevitable riot.

>>92760847
Well, you pop the Joker and only then you take a shit in the Flash Museum. You watch as the hilarity ensues when Batman and Flash argue over who gets to bring you in.

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>>92760880
They show what happens to Frost's guards

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>>92760880
>>92765464
It tends to not end well.

>>92760373
Secret Six had a pretty disappointing ending.

>>92765464
>>92765485
Killer Frost deserved to die, desu.

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>>92765644
But she didn't. She instead killed all the guards and escaped.

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>>92765644
>>92765790

This is what happens to guards in supervillain prisons. At least with Frost it's over quickly and you probably dont have to feel it. If you're lucky you get a kiss before you're dead too.

>>92760373
Would I have a chance to go full Harley for a villain?

>>92766051
Yes.

I'd break them all out

>>92767905
Yeah okay Bane

>>92760373
Question.
What do I do if someone drops the soap?

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Do i have powers?
I hate when they have a villain prison that's staffed by normal fucks Not even power armor does anyone any good in a prison

>>92768209
Turn the other cheek as that inmate gets assraped.

>>92768241
Hahahaha, no. Have fun!

>>92768923
The asscheek?

>>92769057
nah, avert your eyes from the impending super rape

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>be nice to the villains
>you don't get killed as violently during the inevitable breakout
>you even got to touch Bane's chest

>>92769427
Man, that doggo looks hilarious