Nigga this is Iron Man 4!

>>92753294
>Uncle Tony did you just say the n-word?!

>>92753368
>we have to start the race war, Peter.

>>92753368
I knew letting Raimi get his hands on the script was a mistake.

>>92753439
B-but, Mr. Stark, what about the Jews?

I believe the original tweet was "this Iron Man 4, lil nigga"

please plagiarize correctly, OP

>Iron Man 4: Age of Ultron
>Iron Man 5: Civil War
>Iron Man 6: Homecoming

>>92753502
This is 7 now, you forgot the first Avengers

>>92753294
>But Mel Gibson isn't directing!

>>92753531
the first avengers movie was pretty well rounded

>>92753502
>>92753294
you mean 7

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>>92753368
>It's cool, I have a black friend.
>where is he?
>...

>>92753502
I thought we were on 8 with Iron Man: The Winter Soldier

>>92753602
And so was Age of Ultron and Civil War.

RDJ is the main character in the entire MCU.

Is there a problem with this?

>>92753638
This kid looks like such a knobgobbler.

>>92753810
Spider-Man is more important than him and should not have to share a movie. Period. It's a bad joke.

>>92753742
>Civil War
CW was more a movie about Stark rather than about Cap.

>>92753294
AYO HOL UP

>>92753638
Why does Tom Holland's head look like a fucking block?

>>92753817

He's openly gay.

Can't say I've ever seen the kid in any movies, but I'll bet he makes all the """""closeted""""" dudes in Hollywood mad.

>LOL I won't get gigs if everyone knows I pack fudge

>15 year old fag nabs a mutli-million dollar picture deal

Bitch to be them I guess.

>>92754810
Lego Spider-Man movie confirmed!

so if he has a pic in the movie you stupid fucks will freak the fuck out

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>>92753602
Fucking what.

Cap, Hulked Widow and Hawkguy were practically not there.

Thor was there to just deliver Loki.

>>92753294

I thought Civil War was Iron Man 4

>>92753488
Yeah I came into the thread to say this. The original phrasing was a lot funnier.

>>92753294
I'm not gonna let you steal my movie like you stole Steve's, Mr. Stark!

>>92759040
remember the TONY HELP memes? They were pretty funny.

Then Winter Soldier came out and was the best movie in the MCU and people stopped making the jokes.

>>92753487
What about them Peter?

>>92754870
For fucks sake he and Harrison aren't gay.

>>92753294
They should have used Cap instead.

>>92759040
You kidding? You get Cap adapting to the modern world and showing himself a leader, Hulk gets to trash the helicarrier and the cool entrance at the battle, Widow tricks Loki and then closes the portal... Hawkman got the short stick because of the braiwashing plot, but at least he redeems himself in AoU

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>>92753368
Wake the fuck up, Peter. You think those golliwogs down in Harlem hesitate to call us honkies behinds our backs? We're in a powder-keg, Peter. Our backs are to the wall, Peter. We spent centuries keeping those black bastards down and now they want to take a bite out of ol' mighty whitey! We made our bed, Peter, and now they want to fuck our wives in it! I'm not going to take it, Peter. I'm not going to be a cuck, Peter? Have you ever met a cuck? Have you ever stared into the blank, shattered eyes of your average cuck? It's like staring into an abyss, Peter! Only it's an abyss of big black cocks sliding in and out of your mind! All you can smell is astroglide and cocoa butter, Peter! I won't let it happen, Peter! If Rhodey wants some pepper on his steak, he's gonna have to go through me to get it! I'm talking to the death, Pete. Are you ready to die for this? Are you ready to die for the survival of the glorious white race?

Oh, fuck, Peter, what are we gonna do? I don't want to kill him, Peter, but what choice do I have?

>>92753602
Nah it was just Iron Man & Friends. Or the trailers would have you believe.

>>92760206
The TONY HELP memes stemmed from Winter Soldier. Specifically the fight scene at the underpath between Steve and Bucky.

>tfw Tony kills Vulture at the end

>>92753686
>Iron Man: The Winter Soldier
But Iron Man wasn't in Winter Soldier.

>>92754870
>Reddit spacing
>fan fictioning the real life
Nigger, you have to go back.

>>92753638
>"This is the size of your rectum now."

At least Shocker's finally in a movie. Even though he looks nothing like the Shocker and doesn't seem to have vibration tech :^(

>>92760256

So much this.

If this movie doesn't have a Cap cameo, seeking out Peter and explaining how the boat shit wasn't his fault and doing the right thing is more important than obeying authority I'll sue.

Tony "I fucked up so everyone else should pay for it" Stark shouldn't be the mentor.

>>92753294
This fucking thread again

>>92754206
Not really.

>>92753368
>"Nigga", not nigger. So it's okay to say, you fag.

>>92760206
No. Civil War ended thosevjokes as Cap kicked Tony's ass.

>>92762150
>t-tony I don't feel comfortable with your language

>>92760489
Iron man wasn"t even in Iron man 3

>>92753294
>Give me the suit. Now.
>What...?
>I said. Give. Me. The. Suit.
>But Uncle Tony, I'm not wearing anything underneath!
>Good, you won't need any for where you're going.

>>92753502
Iron Man 4 was Iron Man 3, dude. Iron Man 3 was Avengers

>>92762622
>IronManscape

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>>92753294

Why did Raimi insert all that stuff into the original Spiderman trilogy? Was it really a different time?

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>Harry tells me you're quite the anti-semite. You know, I'm something of a National Socialist myself.

wtf raimi...

>>92762696
PATOR PORKENF

>>92760263
>Hawkman
Why didn't I get to see that version of the movie?

>>92760206
>>92760344
Why didn't Tony help? I specifically remember Black Widow bragging about how the info "went viral." Wouldn't his suit or other AI have told him about it?

>>92762979
It was already all over by then.

So how will /co/ react when Stark only has like 15 minutes of screentime?

>>92763047
By pretending he had two hours.

>>92763047
How will /co/ react when Spider-Man only has like 15 minutes of screentime?

>>92763047

It was over by 15 minutes.

We are overexposed to RDJ Tony. Why the fuck would I be excited to seem him in Avengers, he is in almost every Marvel movie. Just the ones with the most marketing and push is all.

>Tony's character arc will be about learning to not be such an abrasive lone wolf asshole

What is this now the fifth or sixth time?

>>92753294
>civil war
Silly op, this is Iron Man 5

>>92763935

Well obviously. He's the "face" of the MCU and was easily the most popular Marvel character for a while.

>>92764173

For a while. In the past.

Could Marvel move on, please?

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>>92753294
Well sony does have to give disney abot of a top billing since it's their Iron-Man on the line.
>A good spiderman movie for the first time since disney is backing it.