HYPER REALISTIC EYES

I SAW A PHOTO OF MY GRANDMA'S DECAYING CORPSE THERE FOR A SEC BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A GLITCH AND PROCEEDED

Has there even been a good cartoon creepypasta?

I DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT, I JUST NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST

I didnt remember Tails hanging from an upside down cross and telling me the names of my entire extended family in the original version, but this was a bootleg copy so I just ignored it

>>92753142
No

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/co/, let's write a creepypasta one post at a time. I'll start.

I recently moved back into my parent's house after graduating college. Bored one night, I started going through my old VHS tapes from when I was a kid. I used to record all of my favorite cartoons from the 90's. But then I noticed something was....off about one of them.

Ok, take it from there.

AND THEY SAY THAT IF YOUR HEAR HIM BEFORE YOU SEE HIM
HE'S GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK KING-K-K-KING KONG

>>92753206
Mickey Mouse showed up and then he died

>>92753206
It was made of hyper-realistic blood!

And thats when a purple T-posing King K Rool appeared and tore DK limb from limb.

>>92753206
I realized that Doug was actually fun to watch now

>>92753235
Then I sodomized his hyper realistic corpse.

I bought a rare vhs tape from a hermet at a bootleg vhs stand. the cover has two teddy bears. one is pink and the other one is blue. I bought the vhs from the hermit for $3.00. but then he warned me, the tape you are holding is evil.

>>92753299
Did he sell you evil frozen yogurt?

>>92753206
It was a copy of Space Jam. Except the cover was torn and I only knew it was Space Jam because it was marked with a shaprie on the front. I asked my dad about it and he said a while ago he let a fried borrow all mybtapes and he gave them back like that. I don't usually get mad but seeing one of my fsvorite movies defile like this made my blood boil. I sat down and put the tape in for old times sake. I told my dad to fuck off for lending my tapes though and he left crying, so I was all alone,

>>92753063
a found tape

I FOU N D A TAP E

I went back to the garage sale that I bought the VHS from, and the owner told me that the original owner was their son, who killed himself by dropping the VHS player - with the taped Rugrats Chanukah special still inside- into his bathtub with him in the bathtub. I was shocked, but I went home to finish it since I remember really liking that special.

>>92753063
I hate this version of the take on the picture, I like the one where he has human eyes better.

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>>92753529
The juice is loose!

WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK

>>92753142
Nope

>>92753142
That pirate tv channel one was alright

>>92753206
THE WALLS START OOZING GREEN SLIME?

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>>92753206
Going through the box of VHS tapes that served as proof of my patrician taste even as a child wondering which Arthur episode to watch, I noticed a duplicate tape. In one hand I held the tape I remembered from my childhood, it was my favorite episode after all, but there in the bottom of the box buried under yet more Arthur episodes was a tape with nearly the same label. But this tape was different.

It was black, and not black like all the other VHS tapes, a blackness so advanced it seemed to suck in the light from around it. Written on the label was the name of the episode but with a slight addition, "Arthur's Big Hit.exe", written in red sharpie rather than black like all the others. A shade of red that I could almost imagine was...blood?

>>92753422
The movie started off just as I remembered. A young Michael Jordan playing basketball in front of his house. Pretty soon I was grooving along and singing along to "I Believe I Can Fly." But that's when things started to get weird.

>>92753422
and every time I'm alone I instinctively start masturbating. Now was no different, but as I began practicing skin fiddle I started noticing some weird when the movie began playing. There were no ads or trailers before hand, not even any logos. It just cut right to the opening scene with kid Michael, expect there was no music and Michael's father never shows up. The kid was just alone shooting hoops in silence. I was very put off as I jacked off, but that was only the beginning.

Thomas the Train creepypasta, watch it if you dare

https://youtu.be/462KBuAhncU

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More spooks. Read at your own risk.

>>92753126
This trope doesn't get enough hate
>>92753142
Candle Cove
>puppets are /co/

>>92753142
There was that one where some guy got ahold of a VHS editor and spliced in some snuff clips into cartoon tapes, then gave them away to Goodwill.

>>92753630
They always do that.

>>92753709
Kid M suddenly turns and stars at the camera. No, he was actually staring straight at me. It suddenly became this weird game of whether I could keep going or not as the camera just panned in ever so slowly until the whole screen was just his face, eyes staring into mine.

Suddenly I didn't want to jack off anymore, but I also realized both of my hands were on in the air in front of me. I wasn't the one jacking me off. Then things started to get really weird.

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>>92753706
Something was different. The crowd seemed eerily distant. They stared at Jordan, unmoved. A faint whimpering could be heard in the distant. I then reaizen it was my dad stil crying outside of my room. I told him to piss off and went back to the tape.

Only good cartoon creepypasta I ever read didn't really have to do with the cartoon. Some guy was digging through the attic at his old house and he found a box with a bunch of VHS recordings his dad made for him. He noticed one of them was missing and he found it in his Dad's box of crap. I think it was Spongebob or something and he wanted to watch it again so he popped it in and half-way through the video it cuts to a snuff film of his Dad raping and murdering some chick.

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>>92753760
Lmao I love this one

>>92753832
Suddenly Bugs was on the screen, but it was... off. I can't really describe it, but the best comparison is that he wasn't drawn; it looked like he was stitched together from real rabbit pelts, bloody and slightly decayed. His eyes were red and puffy, like he'd been crying. He looked straight at me, and what he said sent shivers down my penis.

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>>92753142
No.
in fact it was lost media crappypasta that heralded /x/ becoming the autischizophrenic shithole it is now, rather than the derpy but creepyfun place it started as.
hords of underage faggots who lacked the mental hardware to understand 'fiction',
>"where can I find the real squid ward suicide video?"
>"it's just shitty pasta"
>"yes but where is the video it describes?"
leading to shit like:
"hay guys I thing marble hornets might be a hoax! :("
and the steady build up of mental illness, to the point where during m00t's final sjw drive where after years of mod neglect he had staff try to drive out all anti mental illness posting, which worked out hilariously because there is no line between good mental cripple trolling and regular mental cripple babbling, and the tards had a shit fit convinced that the CIA was deleting all their important TRUTH threads.

>>92753890
The only good creepypastas are ones that have 0 trace of supernatural shit in them. And even then, it's rare.

>>92753901
"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEH WHAT'S GUCCI MY NIGGA?"

>>92753890
Name?

>>92753760
>we couldn't figure out the combination so my friend Zack pulled out his gun and shot it
>dead corpses
>I saw mutilated arms and legs inside which made us puke more...we were so hungry we ran into the kitchen
>so i found a bomb under the tables

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>>92753063
>>92753126
>>92753171
EVERYTHING WAS FINE AT FIRST, EXCEPT FOR SOME COLORS AND SOUNDS BEING OFF.

THEN THINGS STARTED TO GET W E I R D...

It's not /co/, but I think Pale Luna is a genuinely effective creepypaste.

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Is Ben Drowned the only passable video game/cartoon creepypasta?

It spooked me when it was first posted on /x/, at least.

>>92753142
they are only good if you are dumb or a kid

>>92754154
Godzilla is a pretty good video game one

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>>92754185
It was good up until the Dead Girlfriend Bullshit.
The Princess/If you see her turn off the game wasn't that terrible either, even if it was guilty of several cliches.

>>92754154
Ben Drowned is as bad as the countless Ben Drowned ripoffs it inspired.

>>92754185
It was until he started fighting his dead girlfriend's ghost or whatever the fuck

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>https://youtu.be/MR7uaIFVFiM
Go to 7:12

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>>92753760
>I didn't even have time to eat fries.

Speaking of creepypastas, what are some of your favorites?

Here are mine

>Fog
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fog

>NoEnd House
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NoEnd_House

>The Disappearance of Ashley, Kansas
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Disappearance_of_Ashley,_Kansas

>Anansi's Goatman
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Anansi%27s_Goatman_Story

>Psychosis
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosis

>Pale Luna
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pale_Luna

>>92753142
Cartoon? No. There was a decent Godzilla video game one though

>>92754154
It was more of an arg than a creepypasta. Along with Jeff the Killer it was also probably the clearest moment that "creepypasta" stopped being general scary stories coming and going based around the Usenet-era model of the internet and more recurring figures and stories that degenerated into horror-comedy spoopy Five Nights at Freddy's shit.

>>92754269
it went downhill the moment he leapt to the conclusion that the game was acting weird because of something supernatural and not just dismissing it as due to being a dodgily coded romhack on a bootleg cartridge

>>92753063
I wanted to watch this lost episode of this show I liked and an old man selling VHS tapes at a garage sale right next to my house gave me one and said, "Don't do it."

He sold it to me and I put it in the VHS tape my dead grandfather who fought in WWII owned. When I watched it, it was an episode of the old cartoon, but the main character had hyper realistic blood eyes and everyone melted. A skeleton popped out and said, "Anon, you'll die." Then, I died on screen, but I was a cartoon. My dead corpse got up and hyper-realistically killed my family on screen. I was so scared I released hyper realistic piss. My entire bed was hyper realistically wet and I had to go to the bathroom. When I looked in the mirror, my cartoon version was there and he had blood eyes. It turns out I was him and he was me and you were skeleton and wrote this.

>>92754351
Whats your headcanon on Ashley,Kansas? Were they dragged down to hell?

I saw someone that looked like my [close relative]

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lost media pasta is inherent shit

but short form horror can be done quite well when it takes advantage of the ambiguity.
>tfw no real western equivalent to 'Fuan no Tane'

>>92753948
>Channel Zero took Candle Cove and filled it with supernatural nonsense
disappointment of the century desu

>>92754445
Yeah, basically that. The town was dragged down into hell.

>>92754519
I think what I like about certain creepypastas is when done well,a vague ending can give you the creeps and make you think at night

>>92754351
Psychosis and The Quiet Sky come to mind.

AND THEN I REALIZED

666!

>>92754548
Agreed, the vagueness really works

4th wall horror told told from the perspective of the victim sucks.

If you want to do a lost media creepypasta go the extra mile and make the content yourself, put it out there for people to experience

>>92754492
is that the rake? or other creepypasta, why is he so happy? is he going to rape him?

>>92754584
WATCH OUT FOR 666

>>92754695
So we're bumping until 666?

>>92754716
I'll bump you until 666 ;)

>>92754688
he looks like he's about to start a very awkward conversation.

>>92754756
Indeed my worst fear

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>>92753760
>SlenderMario

Can anyone help me locate a creepy-pasta I read a couple of years ago? The premise was that a women's imaginary friend from childhood had come back, and wanted her to follow him back to his kingdom. I think it was called the 'The King of Nothing,' or something along that name, but I can't find it by Googling that.
It wasn't really that scary, and most of it was simply the women recalling adventures that she and the King used to go on when she was younger. If it helps, I think one of the adventures involved the King fighting the darkness inside her closet. There was a real sense that the King only protected the girl because he felt like he 'owned' her and it was personal.
Oh, and the King became the King by eating the previous king, who was a dictator.

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>>92754351
>Anansi's Goatman
>mfw I only live about fifty five miles away from Huntsville
This pasta fucked with me when I was younger and first read it.

>>92754873
Knew what you were talking about, forgot its name, found it by googling shit I did remember.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Vox_and_King_Beau

>>92754916
Boy, I was way off. Thank you for tracking it down, buddy.

>>92754873
just reading the concept you posted makes me think with good writing that make either a good psychological horror miniseries (develop ambiguities about how nuts is she and how much is real), or a really feels oriented story about a millennial coping with having to finally be an adult.
with great writing it could be both.

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Did people ever unironically think Jeff the Killer was scary? Or well-written? Or not shit?

the Luna Game series and Story of the Blanks are some of the best creepy games I've seen a fandom put out

I wish I could post a related image BUT I CAN'T AND YOU ALL KNOW WHY

>>92754154
I liked Jvk1166z.esp because Morrowind is a (unintentionally?) creepy game.

>>92755209
Of course

Why did this shit become a fad? Creepypastas are mostly hilariously bad in hindsight

>>92755271
I like that one because it actually sounds like a real thing. Just a fucked up Morrowind mod that nobody can really decipher.

>>92755235
Was Luna Game actually any good? I heard rumours that it was a virus when it first came out and never gave it a shot.

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>>92755209
>>92755288
Reminder that the original Jeff image was an edit of some dumb landwhale cunt.

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>>92753206
After seeing that, I remembered my older brother who used to bully me. He's no longer with us since he committed suicide three years ago. I still do not know how to feel about it, but there is no point dwelling in the past. The VHS was just some old cartoon I used to watch, and I forgot the name for this one. Either way, i decided to take a walk down memory lane.

I placed it in and hope that it was working, surprisingly enough, it did. However, something was different, it wasn't about the cartoon. It was my brother. He apparently meddled with this thing and recorded a video with himself, classic prank. Although, he wasn't laughing or anything, he looked like he had just finished crying. Never took him for a fucking pussy but I just let it play, might have a good chuckle or two. He sat on his bed and said "Sorry bro, but I've been having these weird dreams lately and I just can't take them anymore. Mom and Dad won't listen, so I'll just have to stop them myself. I just want to take this opportunity to say I'm sorry for everything i've done. Take you care you idiot. I'll love you always."

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>>92753063

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BLAWALALHALALAWAHA

>>92755382
it wasn't a virus, just a bit of a prank on the player. The first one wasn't very good, but the other 5 were very shit-inducing

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HYPER

REALISTIC

BEADY

ANGLO

EYES

>>92754375
Worth reading? sure, but it is not really a good creepypasta.

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>>92753948
The reason Creepypastas used to be good was because they were the equivalent of urban legends. Urban legends died thanks to the internet and the cheer amount of phones with cameras. Creepypastas were believable enough that they could in fact be real and the anonymity behind it made it worse. Of course we known better and they were mostly tales made for fun but the realism in some of them is what made them eerie and special.

It all ended when everyone wanted to make their own epic supernatural stories that are too dumb to be taken seriously. Is not to say that there aren’t good supernatural Creepypastas but most of them are retarded in concept and execution.

>>92755618
AND THEN THE ANGLO LOOKED AT ME WITH HIS HYPER REALISTIC BEADY ANGLO EYES FROM THE TV AND SHOUTED "KILL ALL THE ARYANS AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD"

AND THEN A JEW CAME OUT AND CHOPPED OFF MY FORESKIN

HE SCREAMED THAT I WAS A BAD GOYIM AND THAT THE WHITE PEOPLE WERE ALL LITERAL NAZIS AND TO REMEMBER THE 60 GORILLION

SINCE THAT INCIDENT, I FIND MYSELF TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND TO FUCK A BLACK MAN WHILE I MASTURBATE IN THE CORNER WEARING MY PUSSY HAT POSTING HOW HILLARY SHOULD'VE WON AND WATCH MY GF GET PUMPED WITH THE BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knlgVap_jvc

nobody had the decency to post this yet?

>>92753206
Suddenly, the words "kill yourself nigger" written in blood appeared on the screen. I was so creeped out I let out an audible scream and a fart, but for some reason just couldn't turn away. The blood looked extremely realistic as if it was your momma on her period and the horrifying comic sans of the word "nigger" will always haunt me in my dreams.

dogscape

>>92755993
Half fake. Here's the original, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39FB2aXN85A

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>>92755465
>there is no point dwelling in the past
>i decided to take a walk down memory lane
You're really good at mimicking the writing style.

>>92756021
Oh wow, I forgot all about that. Never sure if I'm supposed to be upset by it or laugh at it.

>>92756148
>creepypasta is fake
wow anon who would've thought

>>92755468
>>92755993
Shit like this unsettles me. Something about being watched without truely being watched. Like there's something almost human behind those eyes that could reach out and grab you any second

>>92756189
I'm basically saying there is basis to it. Hence half fake.

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>>92756248
boy those storytimes on the day Ultra Comics came out were a time

HE LOOKED LIKE A MAN

EXCEPT HE WAS REALLY TALL AND SKINNY

AND HE WASN'T HUMAN

AND HE HAD CLAWS

>>92756282
BIG MEATY CLAWS!

>>92756300
What did you say, punk?

>>92756225
I'm 99% sure that Quagmire thing was actually an episode at some point

Who is the best narrator?

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Sooo....how long before this thread gets Hijacked by the one ghost thing that messed with the anon awhile back? Ya know the one...the red face one

>>92756335
Cry.

Of fucking course he is also the one who mainly does another genre of videos and only reads a creepypasta a few times a year.

>>92754154
IF YOU HEAR ME 'FORE YOU SEE ME,
I GOT KING KONG INNA TRUNK

>>92753760
Fuckin American as fuck

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>>92753063
GREAT
FLAMING
EYEBROWS

>>92756361
You know he has a name.

And never, that was a one time thing. Otherwise it would be too cool.

>>92756424
I really want to write a Samura Jack troll creepypasta as if it was written by Aku, but I suck at writing. Even more so than your average creepypasta "writer"

>>92756470
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT GARAGE SALE

>>92754492
Dear anon, thank you for reminding me Fuan no Tane existed. Never a bad time to read some comics/manga.

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>>92756491

>>92756425
I never learned it's name and im.too scared too desu, outta all the weird shit I seen that just strikes me at the core man.

I hope it never returns

>>92756482
I, AKU, THE COMPLETELY AVERAGE COLLEGE STUDENT OF DARKNESS!

>>92754492
>Fuan No Tane

THATS IT. I've been looking for that comic for FOREVER. Thanks, Anon.

>>92756560
PURCHASED AN UNASSUMING BOOTLEG!

>>92756560
>>92756580
PLUMBED THROUGH THE PERILOUS BINS OF DUSTY GARAGEDOM UNTIL I FOUND AN UNSPEAKABLE TREASURE CONSIDERED LOST TO ALL TIME: A CHEAP COPY OF A FAVORITE CHILDHOOD INTERACTIVE VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT,
THE LEGENDARY SUUUPAH MARIOH BROTHERS, THREEEEE

>>92756580
AFTERWARDS, A LOVABLE CARTOON CHARACTER, WIELDING HYPER REALISTIC EYES, APPEARED FORTH TO SPOOK ME!

>>92753749
That's not really a creepy pasta, just a deconstructive horror/satire.

>>92756642
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TWOAH OPEN THE CARTRIDGE, AND FLUNG IT INTO THE GARBAGE, WHERE MY SANITY IS LAW

>>92756491
>>92756524
>Bendy and the Ink Machine Deepest Lore.jpg

>>92753948
So the OG Candle Cove, Pokemon Black, the first half of the NES Godzilla creepypasta, Polybius, and the Russian Experiment (if I remember it correctly)?

>>92756739
Killswitch is pretty good.
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2010/08/killswitch.html

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>>92755209
When I was a kid, yeah. But I used to be a scared little shit who couldn't even watch Ren and Stimpy and was scared of the Nosferatu scene in Spongebob.
And it didn't help that my first jumpscare was a Jeff The Killer screamer website I was directed to. That shit fucking killed me to the point I still can't really look at that picture without feeling at least a little bit of discomfort, even though I know it's laughably bad and I'm used to seeing far, far worse nowadays.
But I was never scared of the actual pasta. Even by kid standards it was laughable.

>>92755209
It's really bad, but people will obsess over the dumbest things.
Just look at all the people who actually think that Sonic.exe is not shit.

>>92754185
The story would've been better if it completely ignored the dead girlfriend shit and just been about tripping game levels.

The author should've made the screencaps of the game more authentic to NES hardware, demon magic giving an NES the graphics capabilities of a SNES is a stupid excuse.

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>>92755993
>someone hooked up the bump to be a rogue broadcast which disabled the ability to change channels. anyone who tuned in would see it on every single channel.

>>92756739
>the first half of the NES Godzilla creepypasta
Honestly I don't even consider it a creepypasta, it feels more like an actual dramatic story. It's not creepy.
It would have been better if it didn't turn out to be "muh dead autistic girlfriend" and instead just some weird ass encounters the dude had with the game.

>>92756832
I agree. I think the Godzilla pasta works well (the first part anyway) partially due to the inherent creepy vibe some old licensed NES games had. Bart vs. the Space Mutants used to give me nightmares as a kid.

>>92753063
This pasta really did scare the fuck out of me when I was younger though. Especially the part with the dead kids.

>>92755468
Eh, the last paragraph kills it. Making something a direct threat to the reader usually doesn't make it creepier and it's such a worn out trope.

>>92755209
i thought the picture was a bit scary when i was younger, mostly because i associated it with screamers at the time, but the story behind it? never scared me. i don't know what i thought after reading it, but i certainly wasn't thinking "oh gosh that was really scary." probably something like "huh."

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>>92756871
>He got so mad that people hated the shitty dead girlfriend ending he made a joke ending out of spite
>It was still better than the dead girlfriend ending

>>92756906
There was this other Disney creepypasta that had the guy wandering into an abandoned theme park and encountering a negative Mickey or something.
I don't remember the name but it spooked me the fuck out when I was younger.

>>92756954
Abandoned by Disney.

There's a Five Nights at Freddy's fangame based on the concept.

>>92756672
NOW THE DEVIL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE GARAGE SALE, AND UNDO THE EVIL THAT IS a shitty creepypasta.

>>92756953
Kek.
For what it's worth the dude is not a horrible writer, and that Giygas Kaiju is actually pretty terrifying.

>>92756871
I liked the shit with had the timewarps, and it was implied that demonic, otherworldly creatures would inhabit the earth in the distant future. And then the pointless face that would ask questions like "Does it spin in all directions?" "Do you like hurting people?"

Shit where it was just this manifestation of the unknown and not "MUH DEAD GIRLFRIEND I CAN'T MOVE BIG MONSTER WE GOTTA FIGHT IT I WITH THIS SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER WE GET AT THE LAST SECOND" shit. There is that sequel he was making, but to my knowledge it hasn't updated in like two or three years.

>>92756953
apparently he's making a sequel and also a game based on the first one. i think the first one being a game instead of a written story fixes a lot of the issues with it, mainly how fucking plodding it gets one you're over halfway through.

>>92756361
>>92756425
The one in /x/?

There was a pasta about family guy that was pretty good. It didn't have any super natural elements it was just fucking creepy. It ascribed all the horrible gore jokes to this creepy friend of Seth's who would hang around meetings. Are there other pastas like That? Where it's subtle creepy shit that could have happened instead of "haunted video game cartridge!"

>>92757187
>It ascribed all the horrible gore jokes to this creepy friend of Seth's who would hang around meetings.
Shit that actually does sound good.

>>92757047
Yeah and I like the idea of Godzilla going through yet another round of monster fighting but facing actually demonic monstrosities that are way bigger and scarier than he is. I'm a big Godzilla fan and even though I never played the game I'd like to see some of the monsters this guy came up with in the movies. If you were to remove the human elements (or at least tone them down), the story that takes place in this pasta could be a pretty fucking great movie.

Goddamnit if it wasn't for that fucking finale, jesus.
I unironically prefer the joke ending.

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>>92756361
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxJS8k9pHs

>>92757187
>>92757204
Someone posted the Family Guy one >>92756225

>>92756361
>>92756425
>>92756537
>>92757166
reeee someone post caps or archive links, I don't like not knowing things.

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>>92756248
DO IT

>>92757230
See >>92757214

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>>92757187
>this creepy friend of Seth's
but anon, Seth McFarlane has no friends...

>>92757263
That's the twist

>>92756310
LARGE THICC PAWS

>>92756312
I know what you are talking about. The sides were actually switched. Quagmire was beaten and abused by a woman into BDSM in an episode. If I recall, she kidnapped him and tied him up in a storage locker.

>>92753760
>LA

Well that's not so unbelievable

>>92757278
That's one of the best game stories I've read.

>>92756310
ENORMOUS, VEINY, COCK.

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>>92753142
Other than Candle Cove there's literally none, there are others that focus on the lost episode thing like 1999 and Lost Episodes but those are entirely original. Best all around creepypastas are BEN Drowned and Penpals.

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>>92754351
I fap to dogscape daily.

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>>92753760
>I didn't even have time to eat fries.

Every. Fucking. Time.

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>>92757595
BEN Drowned had the best ending by far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=473G80r1T_w

>>92753206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixj8EbwC7NU

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>>92757595
>decide to read penpals one day
>great story but loaded with feels
>get bummed out
>decide to watch a movie to get my mind off it
>for some fucking retarded reason i decided to watch Dear, Zachary
>feel incomprehensibly worse

I know it's just my neighbors, but hearing those muffled voices outside my window while reading creepypasta is disconcerting.

Name me creepypastas which actually makes you scared during daylight and with people around

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>>92757709
>tfw we were friends

>>92757795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOtFokEvPU

>>92753946
i feel like you're a bitter former /x/ goer.
in which case i'm sorry. i wish i could have been around for it's glory days. i really need a place where i can get my creepy fix

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>>92757930
>pause video, related videos fill up the bottom of the screen
>I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CULT
>I USED TO BE A CLOWN AND IT WAS TERRIFYING
>IF YOUR VOICE STOPS ECHOING CANCEL YOUR ROADTRIP
>mfw

>>92757649
every god damn time.

>>92753142
Family Guy, surprisingly.

>>92753063
blood clarinet
hear its cry

>>92758062
The ad crisis has made times hard for everyone.

>>92758111
>blood whistle
don't remind me man

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>tfw stared too long into the scary abyss and now it stares back

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>>92754185
Well since I remember being scared of it when I was young I just finished rereading
Man what a shitty fucking ending, jesus. It was even worse than I remembered.
I know I'm just repeating what everyone else has said already but, fuck, I actually was liking the monster designs and the levels and some of the things in it. It was acceptably dumb.
But then it got to "I COULD NOT MOVE AND THE GAME WAS HURTING ME THE COMPUTER WAS TAKING SCREENSHOTS ON ITS OWN" and everything else with the girlfriend and everyone coming back to life and shit.
And of course the Undertale/FNAF-loving kids in the comment section defending the ending and the pasta against all criticisms.

Well, at least it gave me a good chuckle.

>>92753760
I feel like this would make for a good short video.

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>>92753142
Not sure if it counts but SCP-2835 is ok.

>>92757709
>Dear, Zachary

This is worse than any creepypasta can ever be, fuck that cunt of a woman

>>92754351
>Pale Luna
Now thats a cliche done right

>>92754669
You think Sad Satan counts as a creepypasta?

>>92758298
Look, if we're gonna include SCP's we're gonna be here all day.

>>92758632
>That one scp that swallows a guy and it's from his point of view as he passes through it
Took me later to realize it was basically eldergod vore

>>92757649
It was such a fantastic april fool's joke, but then everyone had to get autistic about it "ruining the immersion"

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Fuck me up /co/

Give me some nightmares, make me bite the pillow at night. Give me your hot warm creepypasta! NOW!!!

>>92758684
I don't mind that one, mainly because it has that gimmick where the entire story changes depending on your clearance level. It's probably the best use of classified information on the website.

>>92757649
I had no idea that shit even had an ending.

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>>92754154
Petscop is shaping up to be an interesting one. It's still in progress though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6RK8o1fcs

>>92758758
Once upon a time there was a man. This man had a wife, and for his wife's birthday he bought her a puppy.

His wife loved that puppy. She loved that puppy so much.

But one day, they got into an argument, and the wife made the man real mad. REAL mad.

So...

HE TOOK THE PUPPY BACK

>>92753760
>by anon age 12

>>92753063
I FOUND THIS DVD WITH NO LAYER ON IT!

>>92753063
I used to like cartoon but now spooky thing happened and I hate cartoon

>>92755209
I legit thought the first jeff picture was a dog

>>92755784
This one is pretty good.
why aren't there more like this.

>>92758800
>Learn about this from video
>updates literally the day after that
Felt good.

>>92755993
Why didin't they just turn off the tv.

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>>92758758
>Give me some nightmares
Your life.

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>>92758038
yeah I am kinda bitter about it, I cam to 4chan via /x/ back in '09 and watched /x/ break down over years, and I know that feel, every creepy stuff place gets over run with man-children and the mentally ill

>>92753849
Underrated post.

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>>92758758
Peri will never be same as she were in 1-2.

>>92753946
Drost-niggers should be shot on sight.

>>92758758
There's a living brain inside of you right now, at this moment.

>>92759294
a-as long as that brain isn't inside something else really s-scary
l-like a s-skeleton or something
r-right?

>>92754351
Psychosis is such a great one

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>>92759060
You just need to look harder anon.

>>92753760
This sounds like Powerdrill Massacre.

>>92757230
>>92757214
>>92757255
The knife thing was confirmed to be fake, and was a fag trying to steal the show. The rest of it has never been confirmed or denied. It was perhaps one of the only fun things to happen on /x/ after years of shit.

>>92754492
Fuan no tane had a bunch of very passive stories of someone seeing x quietly stare at them or something. When you read more than 2 of them, it starts getting normal and you wonder why it would be considered scary.

what do you guys think of this one? i think is interesting how is written as an actual wiki article and is pretty "realistic" as far as "weird shit that could have been made in old cartoons" go

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Mickey%27s_Best_Friend

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>>92758758
Hello

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>>92759802
Hello

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>>92753901
>it looked like he was stitched together from real rabbit pelts

>>92753142
candle cove

What do you guys think about HumperMonkey?

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This was a great Lost episode pasta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkAFWVuH5Dw&t=298s

>>92755271
That's a great one. Wish there were more like it

>>92754351
Reacent favourite of mine is XoRax
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/XoRax
don't spoil it

I'm the only one here who was scared by the Slenderman? I man, I never believed in it but that thing was concetration of phobias for me
Of course I'm referring to it before the normiesation

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I know a lot of pastas suck.
But my god I honestly think Psychosis is one of the best short pieces of writing I have ever read.
What's scarier is that I think this kind of shit has happened to people on this site.
Way more then we think maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YugLGMYX030

>>92759991
>that ending
HOLY SHIT, i love twists like this.
Anymore like this?

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>when your only fear is so rare that creepypasta writers completely ignore it

>>92760122
......what is it?

>>92760134
the deep sea and whatever hides inside

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>>92760153
You just haven't been looking hard enouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHRo8XVleXc

>>92760153
>deep sea
>rare fear

nigga just get yourself some lovecraft books
underwater terror is one of the earlier and most common fears in the world

>>92759235
Tfw still occasionally go to /x/ in hopes that there will be at least one groundbreaking thread to capture my attention. Last one I remember that was interesting was some guy talking about a book he was given with some esoteric notes written all about it in an unrecognizable language. Even if it's complete bullshit I wish shit as good as that was frequent.

>>92760153
>what is lovecraft

>>92755271
>run Morrowind through dosbox
Wut

>>92760153
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Fog

This might be something.

I share your fear, but I'm more afraid of sharks/giant marine life.

Is 'Psychosis' made better or worse by the reveal that the character was right all along?

>>92754756
>so... how was prom?

>>92760363
Not the biggest fan of it tbqh.

>>92760278
>claiming Lovecraft is a creepypasta writer

>>92756895
>Eh, the last paragraph kills it
chose not to read the last paragraph and now im thoroughly spooked

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>>92760153
You just haven't looked for it far enough. And it's one of the most common fears in the world

>>92755993
Had a random command window open while reading this :thinking:

>>92760313
>sharks
Eh they're kinda spooky but not that much considering they're not even that high in the foodchain
Now killer whales, that shit is nightmare fuel

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>>92760363
After seeing the twist "Oh it was in their heads all along! so many fucking times I am honestly glad for once the crazy character was right.
Also it doesn't betray the name at all seeing how The MC still have psychosis even if he is right.

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>>92760404
Lovecraft was a creepypasta writer before creepypasta was even a thing.

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>>92760313
>sharks
I don't understand the fear of sharks as anything other than media hyperbole. The number of shark-related deaths per year is extremely small and the attacks aren't that high compared to, say, the chances of being struck by a lightning bolt.
But I might be biased because I absolutely adore sharks and have done so since I was 4. I've always wanted to swim with them.

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>>92760469
Well it is a big fish with a lot of teeth. Probably just ties into the fear of any predator.

>>92760469
Yet you post an image like that, knowing the high contrast low light environment of undersea photos makes everything look unnatural and horrifying. Like, the fish doesn't even add much to it, when the shark already has those dead eyes and corpse-like flesh.

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One of my favourite pastas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-SL4ejpP94

>>92754548
Well it's good if you don't think too much about it.
I mean the us gov'ment of the 50's would be sending armies like crazy if anything remotely like that story happened.

>>92760770
Not bad.

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>>92757214
>mfw when this video

>>92753126
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM

>>92760363
>MC was both right and wrong at the same time
Have to admit, it was a clever twist.

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Don't fucking open this image

>>92761578
ooh these are kinda scary

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>>92758758
Boo

>>92753142
Squidward's Suicide was pretty scary back when 'hyper-realistic eyes' didn't become a meme yet and it was basically the first story to ever use it.
Suicidemouse and Dead Bart are alright.
Candle Cove is great.
There's also that one story called 'Lost Episodes' that attempts deconstruction of the lost episode genre as a whole but isn't very good at it.

>>92755366
>just a fucked up Morrowind mod

The thing in the mod killed the guy who gave the main character the mod, and then it started hunting him as well.

>>92754185
It ends like some shitty fanfiction.
>the main hero literally saves the world from some demon by sitting on his ass and playing vidya and the reader is supposed to take it seriously
Can you get any more autistic than that?

>>92755414
That's a rumour tho.

Agamemnon's counterpart anyone?
I thought that shit was scary since was so abstract and trippy

>>92756021
>>92756172
dogscape is like chicken heart
it's a concept so bizzare and absurd that it's hard to take it seriously but if you do that, if suddenly becomes the most terrifying thing ever

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>>92753142

>>92762560
Explain this to me.
Was the Sinbad show that bad? I was a kid when I saw it and can barely remember anything about it.

If it was theoretically possible to write a good new cartoon creepypasta, what would the rules have to be? Like is there a formula for avoiding all the rookie mistakes that people keep making?

>>92762560
Man, that reminds me, what was the name of the spooky villain from that show? Candlejack? You know, the one that looked like he was in th

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Why does every creepypasta writer feel the needs to fill pages and pages with unnecessary fluff before getting to the good stuff? Or have a complete three acts story about whatever flimsy spooky concept he thought up? Like, kid, I don't want to sit through a page of the character's parents divorce just to get to the spooky videogame glitch, for fuck's sake.

>>92753063
DED BORT

DED BORT

>>92759235
Does /x/ have good porn?

>>92762691
/x/-tan or /x/ itself?
The answer is yes to both.

So i've come home after my grandmothers nephew funeral and i've played some call of duty then on the walls
AND HYPE REALISTIC blood started coming and it said BATTLEFIELD IS BETTER
holly shit i shit on my pants and went under the bed i couldnt sleep on that night all i was thinking was how REALISTIC THE BLOOD WAS

>>92753142
The OG Candle Cove.

>>92762734
>Not gathering and donating the blood to your local blood bank and making mad cash

What's even the point in having a haunted house if you don't profit from it?

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>>92753250

>>92760770
That was pretty good.

While most of the creepypastas make me laugh here are 2 that i consider pretty good

first is about one guy that always believed when he fells asleep a man with antlers watches him through windows
the story ends when he makes a mistake and places his computer so that the window is on his back and he sees some antlers shadows on the wall

the second one is about a guy that has an accident and wakes up in hospital he recovers fast and has a nice life with his family
but he cant dream every night he sees only darkness when he is sleeping and he hears some strange noises on the background
after a few years everything starts to distort and he hears the same sound but this time the doctors wake him up and said he was in coma
he recovered after that and went home but he said that in the night he can still hear the sound
meaning that maybe he is still in coma ( pretty scary considering it could be real)

>>92762718
/x/-tan? That exists?

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>>92762856
>He doesn't know about board tans
They're not exactly new. There's one for every board.
/mlp/ is the hottest.

What's the name of the copypasta where every time the protagonist closes his eyes, he sees a white background and a black speck that gets larger? It's revealed that the speck is somebody walking toward him I think.

>>92762896
That image is kind of outdated, to be fair. /b/ is supposed to be a green guy, and /v/ is a bald angry guy.
I agree though.

>>92753760
>give our car a rest

This STILL makes me laugh.

>>92753760
Is this the best satire of creepypasta's in the world?

>>92755993
I'm not from the US, but was this actually a real thing that aired on [adultswim] ?

>>92763091
Yeah, it was an actual thing that aired at the end of each block around the mid-late 00's.

>>92753760
>Pulled out his gun
>no time to eat my fries
OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE!

>>92762390
This and malice in wonderland still adorn my screen when I smoke one with the boys

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>>92757603
I love Dogscape but your pic made me fucking shit myself. Well spooked

>>92754320
>suddenlied

>>92763283
>tfw dogscape is becoming real thanks to deep dream neural network

>>92753946
I know that feel.

I didn't get to be there during it's glory years, though. I only arrived in the transition period. Where Aeris and other avatarfags systematically shat up the place but you could still find great threads with streams and OC.

>>92754492
The rake looks like he's posing for the SCP Magazine: Swimsuit edition.

>>92753206
AND THEN THE VHS TAPE TURNED INTO BLOOD

>>92759772
that's actually pretty decent desu

>>92758062
those stories are pretty dumb desu
>I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CULT
guy tries to get rid of a girl after a one night stand pretending to be a "chosen one" and rolls with it.
>I USED TO BE A CLOWN AND IT WAS TERRIFYING
Guy somehow earns a fuckton of money by performing as a clown. Only catch: the guy who introduced him in the job recruits him for taking part of a children black marker
>IF YOUR VOICE STOPS ECHOING CANCEL YOUR ROADTRIP
basically, there's this demon that kills you while you're on the road and the only warning you get is when you stop hearing the echoes of your voice.

idea on how to fix the whole "HYPER REALISTIC" trope.

instead of hyper realistic, the scary shit is just really well drawn, even photorealistically, but it's very sketchy, maybe even shaky at times. as you go through the short the "budget" of the animation noticeably deteriorates, but all the effort is still there, in loose horrific sketche still moving at industry standard ~30frames per second. the question goes from "OOH WOW MARIO IS DEMON ISNT THAT SCARY" to "Who would create this? Some artist somewhere created this horrific thing, why? was he forced? was he insane? there was too much effort put into it for it to be mundane, this couldn't be a joke, this couldnt be a student film. What is this? what was happening to the man that made it?"

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>>92761578
One of the few things I've seen that genuinely unnerves me.

>>92759060
could use more buildup, but i still got goo's bums

>>92754351
Borrasca is great

>>92760508
That's...actually cool. Who drew this?

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>>92754394
Most creepy pastas these days are just people trying to make the next Jeff the killer or slenderman
That's why so many of them have ties to slenderman as a shitty ass proxy or they're just a redesign of Jeff the killer with a "quirk"

>>92764052
No clue.

>>92753760
I keep reading each paragraph in a different SleepyCabin member voice.

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>>92761578

Contingency legitimately creeped the fuck out of me considering the current state of the world we live in.

Holy fuck.

>>92762896

/an/ is cute holy fuck

>>92760469
>I don't understand the fear of sharks as anything other than media hyperbole
That's 90% of it, yeah. If Jaws never existed, the fears would be alot less rampant.

>>92753760
To this day I have no idea if this is satirical or serious

>>92761578
What's the name of that French video that's just phone calls involving lovers, police, and others as the apocalypse happens and mankind is ravaged by demonic doppelgängers.

My Google-Fu is not strong enough.

>>92753142
As others have said, Candle Cove is probably the best. Cartoon and vidya based creepy pasta's are universally shit, Candle Cove isn't amazing, it's just better than everything else like what Pale Luna/Petscop is to vidya creepypastas.

>>92761578
now he just needs to get his shit together and start updating Broodhollow again

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>>92754885
Anasi's Goatman story is my personal favorite. Made reading Search and Rescue Woods that much scarier.

>>92755271
>Morrowind
>unintentionally creepy
Morrowind was designed from the ground up to feel extremely alien, unlike Oblivion and Skyrim the world wasn't supposed to be recognizably human and show that Dunmer society was by our standards incredibly bizarre. Of course a lot of the game came off as creepy and considering Bethesda wanted you to get lost in this strange world it most likely was intentional.
>tfw Bethesda will never make a game with a world as interesting as Morrowinds again.

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>>92762896
More accurate version

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Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer
>pfft
I wasn't scared

>>92754426
>I was so scared I released hyper realistic piss.

kino

>>92755777
I thought it was great at first but man,it really shits the bed near the end. Also I'M STILL FUCKING MAD AT THAT FURRY MAFIA FUCKING KANGAROO WHO RUINED THAT FIGHTING GAME WITH RED IN IT.
t.Ree

>>92753142
Squidward's Suicide was good until it came to represent all of the shitty "lost episode" pastas

>Dead Bart
>Family Guy

I also once read a surprisingly good Scooby Doo pasta that I think has since been removed. It avoided the cliches and was actually unique.

>>92753760
>conveniently had a gun at hand
>undetonated bomb in the building waiting to be pocketed
>food still good thanks to preservatives in what could've been a few months of being abandoned
wtf I love america now

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>>92763283
you REALLY want a spook? His xtube link still works.

>>92755209
>Bleached skin.
>Face carved into a permenant smile.
>Even the name starts with "J".
Is there a sequel where the narrator tattoos a bat on his chest and fights him?

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>>92755954
holy shit

>>92760434
You have something much more mundane but far more annoying to worry about if your PC is opening command prompts unbidden.

>>92755209
Even when I was in middle school I thought it was shit, honestly from what I've seen I think the only people who liked Jeff were horny 12 year old girls.

Seriously, what's up with pre-teen/early teen girls finding fucking psychotic murderers sexy?

>>92756021
Good one. Though it felt too much like a cross of LISA and Saya no Uta at first.

>>92764458
Really?
It always looked like something out of a kids' cartoon with friendly gnomes to me and therefore, pardon the buzzword, comfy.
How do I get into the mindset that it's supposed to be unsettling and inhuman? I want to try playing it with that in mind.

>>92764935
I think its because murderers seem to be one of the only outlets of outgoing and beast like behavior that girls love.

>>92756225
Yeah, this is the only 'ded bort' pasta that was good.

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>>92756310
GREAT FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING EYEBROWS!

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>>92764966
Get familiar with the lore, find out the stuff like Vivec biting off the penis of the god who invented rape and turned it into a spear. TES has some really well written lore, and the best of the best all comes from Morrowind.

Honestly, the problem you and a lot of people probably have is the technological limitations meaning a lot of the world just doesn't feel like it's supposed to, and does indeed have a very cartoonish feel about it. If Morrowind was remade with Skyrim's level or technology but kept all the dialogue, skill systems, magic system, etc. the same but severely updated the models and landscape to better match the concept art (and the combat of course) people would be hailing it as the greatest game ever made for decades...
Well, then again a lot of people already do, but it would go from cult classic status to extremely well renown status.

>>92764935
Ask Ted Bundy.
>women
>not even once

>>92754375
It had good pixel art to go along with it, but the story became really cheesy

>>92765575
Good thing I never got to the gf parts of that thing. The art stuff was nice.

>>92764350
Well now i'm just intrigued