It's time once again for a Spidey Story. This week's episode featuring the long-absent Doctor Octopus stealing weapons and threatening all of space and Spider-man has to make space safe again.
Let's get this shitshow on the road. Hope ya enjoy it and hope the capchas cooperate.
Previous Spider-man eps
https://pastebin.com/86qedmQu
Previous Fantastic Four eps
https://pastebin.com/tjREijhZ
>>92745401
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
Dr. Smarter: Hello I am Smarter and this is my presentation. You, there, you with your small minds. Imagine this is an enemy missile or enemy rocket or enemy Reed Richards exploring space before getting pelted by cosmic rays. Whatever works for you.
Dr. Smarter: And this is my greatest invention. The Ultimate Nullifier. It seeks and finds its target.
Dr. Smarter: And then it nullifies its target. Is that too fast for you? Do you want me to repeat what I said again?
Dr. Smarter: No? That concludes the presentation. What do you think of my greatest invention, Mr. Parker?
>had a lovely time with my niece today
>rewatching some retsupurae and Let's Drown Out
>now I'm right on time for this little slice of heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfddYDRIFGY
Peter: Doctor Smarter?
Smarter: Yes, I am.
Peter: You call it a nullifier but it looks like and acts like an ordinary rocket.
>>92745709
>>92745537
glad to have you aboard.
Smarter: You silly, simple boy. To call my Ultimate Nullifier is like a rocket is just like saying a musket is basically a smaller cannon
Peter: But when it comes down to the fundamentals don't they also work on similar principles?
Smarter: You just don't understand the complex science. Go ahead, take your pictures. That's what you came here for.
OK! I'll take one of you guys standing like that in a picture and then I want one of you guys to ride it! Be a cowboy! Ride it like it's a big ol' mean bull! Then I want one of you to pretend to kiss it!
I had no idea allowing the public to take photographs of military secrets could be so much fun! We should do this more often!
You'll have to book an picture date with me! That Nullifier will suit all of my nullifying needs just fine!
Who is that??!!
I'd know that wears-sunglasses-all-the-time and that awful haircut combination anywhere!
Excuse me for a minute. I thought I'd need the blanket today but it's just making me clammy
Better. I AM. THE ONE AND ONLY DOCTOR OCTOPUS
This is my scared face! Guards! Stop him!
Guards: Stop him how? With our guns? Oh no it's too late!
Smell ya later everyone.
Guards: HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP. LET ME DOWN YOU'RE GIVING ME MOTION SICKNESS
Doc Ock: Of course! We wouldn't want that would we?
Flying through the air as graceful as a ballerina
Thank you for letting me dooooooooooown
Doc Ock: Don't press that button
Doctor Smarter: I'm pressing the button and I'm going to keep pressing it.
Knock that off
It won't do you any good to call for help!
>>92745953
>>92745977
Do Doc Ock's metal arms just grow out of his liver and spleen?
This is my baby, now. Weighing in at 30 pounds. 6 ounces.
Doctor Smarter! Doctor Smarter! Did you know that your door wasn't actually attached to the door frame?!
Halt! Elton John! Let go of the Nullifier and no one gets hurt!
Try and get it, then.
My gun! I was going to learn how to use it someday!
This Whoopie Cushion will stop him!
You filled it with tear gas? Unfortunately for you the shampoo I washed my hair with this morning said No more tears!
I am the most dangerous, most unbeatable, greatest octopus man alive!
Tell it to someone who cares you cheap Drew Carey look-alike
Spider-man!
Spider-man: That's Mister Spider-man to you!
Doc Ock: There's more than one way to squash a spider!
Spider-man: Were you thinking of something other than flailing your arms around?
Listen Doc, those glasses, you think they make you like a Blues Bro but they're making you fight like Ray Charles
Spider-man: How can a man with so many arms be all thumbs?
You won't be laughing after I crush both of yours!
Spider-man: Hey! Docky Ocky! Check it out! I'm sticking to the ceiling with my booty! Whatever you're doing there is cool I guess BUT LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO
Doc Ock: It's time for you to stop.
Since you're such a smart-aleck... let's demonstrate Newton's first law of motion.
Doc Ock: We'll show this by throwing Spider-man out the window at a high speed and he'll stay in motion until he splats against the pavement below.
Now that I've rid the world of that irritating insect it's time to move onto great--
Spider-man: Okay real talk here.
You're a man-octopus of science so you should know that spiders aren't insects; they're arachnids! There's key differences if you had paid more attention in biology, y'know.
For one thing, insects have compound eyes, antennae, and often have wings. Arachnids, however, have simple eyes, no antennae, and are flightless.
Furthermore, insects have six legs, and arachnids have eight. And you call yourself a scientist!
Shut up! You shut up! That wasn't my field of study! ok! OK
Your reach is exceeding your grasp, doc.
>>92746954
>key differences
>just two legs more is a key difference
Fucking centipedes have like 10000 legs and are still considered insects what the hell were those scientist thinking when they made that arbitrary classification?
As much as I like this dance, I'll have to get closer.
Alright Doc, you can lead.
Doc Ock: At last! I have you right where I want you!
Shooting web in your eye?
Doc Ock: MY GLASSES!
Spider-man: And I'm moving up in the world!
I CAN'T SEE! BUT I STILL HOLD ALL THE CARDS, SPIDER-MAN
The Nullifier! I totally forgot he still had that!
One false move and I'll drop it and ultimate nullify the whole city!
Whalloping websnappers! He can't nullify the city! I live there!
Before things really get out of hand I'll bug him with my arachnid tracer in case he cowards out.
ALRIGHT OCTAVIOUS I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR SAFE SPACE.
NOW YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DROP IT. GO AHEAD. DO IT.
The fool gave the opening and I'm taking it. So long you sophomoric sucker!
He's gone! And he still has the nullifier!
That masked menace has done it again! He just had to get in the way and ruin any chance the police had in recovering the Nullifier!
I wouldn't say that...
WELL I WOULD. AND I DID. AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.
AND HOW ABOUT THAT YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD PARKER
>>92747505
The mad man
Betty: What did HE do?
Jameson: NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU'D EXPECT A TEENAGER TO RUN TOWARDS DANGER BUT HE TURNS TAIL AND FLEES FASTER THAN THAT PUSSY CLARK KENT. THAT BOY IS GIVING THE BUGLE A BAD NAME
Betty: As if we needed the help..
Jameson: EXACTLY!
The tracer's giving a signal! It's coming from the water front!
This ain't no Love Shack and the B-52s are not here.
Spider-man: There he is! My Spider Sense is tingling up a storm! He's up to something big!
>>92747669
Is it big or kind of small?
I can't tell from the perspective this show uses.
Huh. The tracer seems to have crawled away. They're not supposed to do that.
I SHOULD call the police and have them surround the place BUUUUUUUT when has there been a better chance to have some mayhem and be a menace?
HEY MISTER OCTAVIOUUUUUUUUS
>>92747761
JESUS, SPIDEY JUST KILLED HIM
Mysterio thought that me making my own TV Station was going overboard but where else are you going to see Spider-man getting blown up?
AHAHAHA! The ol' Doctor Claw exploding dummy trick! It works every time! That should take care of Spider-man!
We'll be back for the rest of my evil scheme, but first a word from our sponsors.
>>92747842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4R_z6qrzYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2vBJt1iG60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c
Why did I put so many commercials on my network again? Oh yes, because crime doesn't pay so you have to find corporate sponsors
>>92747867
Gee smoking looks cool
There's no way Spider-man survived that demonstration and that's enough TV for one day. It'll rot your brain.
Now that I have the Ultimate Nullifier I am master of all space!
If someone wants to win the space race they'll have to pay ME first or see their pretty groundbreaking accomplishment go down in flames!
Ooooh my head. Spider sense warned me but I listen? Of course not. stupid! stupid!
Oh hey! A scrap of Doc Ock's clothes! Souvenier!
I can find a use for this!
Jameson: That does it! Spider-man IS behind the theft of the Nullifier!
Betty: But all the proof says otherwise!
Jameson: You want proof? They were seen together! That's all the proof I need to tell the public what to think!
Betty: But what would Spider-man want with the Nullifier?!
What would he want with the Nullifier? Money. Money and Power. That's all he needs. And Glory! Money, power and glory is what he's after! Money. Power. Glory. Women. It's obvious that's what he's after. And if he's after respect he won't get any! I'll make sure of that!
It makes my blood boil! My Bugle sense tells me that creep is up to some nefarious scheme right now!
Now for my nefarious scheme, I'll get this automated bloodhound machine to smell Doc Ock's clothing and get his scent! Should be easy, he's got that chubby guy stank
Alright Bloodhound, smell it good. You're our only chance!
Wow that's a lot of stank! Now to roam the city until it picks up an identical scent!
Been at here all night but no identical scent! Up here's just homeless guy and cat pee. Close but not QUITE
Yes Bloodhound I know I need a shower! It's a humid night tonight!
There it is! That's the scent! He's close!
>>92748480
Stinky senses tingling!
GERONIMOOOOOO
This doesn't seem like the place Doctor Octopus would hang out? And is this tunnel painted on? Oh whew it's real! You can't tell sometimes!
Maybe he's not here at all and I goofed. Did I invent this thing wrong?
What if I'm holding it upside down? Man, would that be embarrassing!
There's a hidden door here! That's SO Doctor Octopus!
There goes that Spider Sense it's either the dangerous perspective issue this room has or Doc Ock is very close!
What's going on in this room?
Zzzzzzzz
Tisk Tisk! Sleeping on the job! You need a little more YOU time. Maybe spend more than 5 seconds a day on your Frankenstein's monster hairstyle you got there.
I'm up I'm up! Spider-man?!
HEY!
Just checking to see if you're going to explode on me again. If you are planning on playing a science suicide bomber I'll give you a little room.
You think you've won? I only need one arm to destroy you!
Are ya sure this is the one?
WANANANANANANA
You're delaying the inevitable! You're not walking out of here alive!
I was thinking about swinging out but thank you for your concern! Say, do you think I got a shot at being a fireman? Think that over while you deal with web in your eye
HA! HA HA HA! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT SO I SPRAYED MY GLASSES WITH PAM NONSTICK COOKING SPRAYâ„¢.
YOU MUST FEEL DUMB
Whoa!
Now! You're backed up in the perfect spot!
You electrified the wall and you're going to shove me into it? Pretty smart. Take you a week to think that one up?
*thwip*
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MOCKERY, SPIDER-MAN! I'LL... I'LL
I... I.... can't mooove
>>92749166
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY VOLTS THAT WAS?
OH GOD, SPIDERMAN, YOU JUST KILLED A MAN!
I know it's a shock, Ock, but you're trapped. Watt are you going to do now? You most certainly can't charge at me! I can't hear what you're saying either; all I'm getting is static! No volting for the door either. The current situation doesn't look good for you cuz the cops will be here any minute. Then you can ride the lightning out of here in a cop car! I'll just electric slide out the window before they get here. I know! I'll put on some AC/DC to keep you occupied. Least I can do.
But the cops can't charge a corpse with theft and battery so I'll turn this down low but still keep that paralysis status effect going.
Can't go without leaving a trademark Spidey cheeky note pinned to the crook!
Mick: You this is where Doctor Octopus is hiding out, not the Roadrunner?
Mack: We have to check it out either way, let's get it over with. Spider-man said to come down here and we always do what he says after he's caught the guy!
>>92749563
>muffled MEEP MEEP in the distance
Mack: There he is! Just like Spidey said! And here's the ultimate nullifier!
Mick: And there's a note! Dibs on reading it!
>>92749426
That's it I'm getting the newspaper, you want way over the legal limit for electrical puns Spider-man.
Doc' Ock now sees the light..... thanks to your friendly neighborhood spiderman. You'd think a guy that trendy would know better than use 5 eliscipes
Hey Mack
Mack? Help
Mack! I CAN'T MOVE I'M TOUCHING THE PAPER. MACK GET ME OUT OF HERE I'M SCARED
Jameson: So you're gathered us here, Doctor Smarter. What did you want?
What do I want? Sir, I want you to print a thank you to Spider-man on behalf of myself and the entire country for recovering the Ultimate Nullifier and commendating him for his selfless heroism
Yeah well you see we have space issues and there's editorial policies and uh I'd like to oblige you but ... NO
But there's always room for NEWS in the NEWSPAPER isn't there, Mister Jameson. That's what we report isn't it? NEWS?
MISS BRANT!
After all, Doctor Smarter gave EXCLUSIVE access to take pictures of the Nullifier to the Bugle and you wouldn't want to be scooped by every newspaper in town. WOULD YOU?
>>92749716
Isn't this dude a villain on the Hulk?
Jameson: Enough! Let's change the subject for a moment. Doctor Smarter?
Smarter: Yes, I am.
Jameson: This Nullifier... would it work on Spider-man?
Nullify Spider-man? I don't see why it wouldn't work. It'll cost you 5 trillion dollars. Do you have 5 trillion dollars, Mister Jameson?
Only 2 trillion. Guess I'm a born loser.
Remember kids, if you see an Ultimate Nullifier in your parents closet, in a dresser drawer or under their bed, don't touch it, and call an adult. It's not a toy even if it looks like one.
THE END
That's it for this week hope you lall enjoyed and enjoy the rest of your weekend. Be back next week for the Green Goblin who has developed an interest in magic tricks. Seeya!
>>92748940
I wish the people who write female derivatives of Spider-Man would just write it like normal Spider-Man instead of dramatic bullshit. Just these kind of poses he gets into would be worth it.
>>92750369
Would be nice, yeah
>>92750398
Thanks for another fun issue, although I do prefer episodes featuring weirdos of the week to his established rogues, those are always more fun since they are ridiculous as fuck.
>>92750501
I enjoy doing both. Keeps me on my toes.
>>92750501
And you're very welcome. Good to know people like this crap
Dude, just want to tell you that storytimes don't really encourage interaction. So there's probably a lot of people lurking who don't bother to post. Just want you to keep that in mind since I've done a few story-times back in the day, and feeling like you're the only guy in the thread is really discouraging.
>>92751917
Yeah, I know. I do sometimes wonder how many people actually enjoy it from time to time. I'm doing this mostly for my friends cause they enjoy reading this stuff when I do it.
I mean, I've done like 40-50 episodes of this by now so I'm not going to stop now until I feel like I can't come up with anything funny anymore. I've got more old marvel/dc stupid series I can burn through as well and if all else fails there's the entirety of the Superfriends to pick from.
>>92745782
we got a real Jules Verne here.
bumpan for OC
>>92747034
Centipeda are myriapods, not insects. I learned this today at a museum exhibit on spiders
>>92745401
alwyas bump OC
>>92745401
bump
Thanks OP, this is a special thing you did and I appreciate it. Especially the tear gas-no tears bit
Take care.
>>92745401
Thank you.
THIS TIME I'VE COATED MY GLASSES (?????????????)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plNyBiLo-yE
60s spiderman is BULLSHIT
>>92762070
sure is