Get in here boys, It's time for THE storytime, best of all
>>92743590
gotta wait 50 sec to post! wtf senpai
>>92743691
Time to steal some kids
>>92743846
Dating & stuff
>>92743872
btw, creator >>http://illuminatingcomics.tumblr.com
Oh cool, all the back up stories.
>>92744020
Birthday! and nice gifts
>>92743999
> :^)
>>92744068
poor jessica
>>92743872
>>92743928
I love how this joke about Rhodey not knowing who Carol is continues in Civil War II.
>>92744119
>>92744093 She deserves better, if only there was a spider girl that liked her...
>>92744165
Kamala fanfics are canon. or atleast i hope so
>>92744196
Now we're on space!
>>92744196
>Those tags
I'm already laughing
>>92744165
there is no spider-girl good enough for jess.
>>92744282
> OOGA-OOGA OOGA-CHAKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk
>>92744312
>>92744297
Not even mayday?
>>92744374
Loving the team, YASSS QUEEN
>>92744342
mayday is too good for her. and every other female spider is not good enough. except for lesbian mj I guess
>>92744449
>>92744425
You're rigth, Mayday is too pure and innocent
>>92743590
Why are these faces happening?
>>92744541
Wow, that was a super fun adventure
>>92744569
Quick rundown
>>92744569
That issue was pretty good.
>>92744675
Captchas getting really hard
>>92744675
>that part where the collage kid woke up naked and scared in the crater that was his school surrounded buy the corpses of his former classmates and teachers
>that part right after where the Avengers show up and antagonize him and then attack him the moment he gets defensive about it
Good times.
>>92744838
>>92744812
He deserved it and you know it, who does he think he is? An avenger?
>>92744934
And now, Sitting
>>92744999
And here a thought that Gladiator was the most macho of machos
>>92745141
And now, Jesica!
>>92745246
someone in here?
>>92745216
Anya's a bad influence. Jess just needs to get back with Carol.
>>92745335
But carol is a cunt
>>92745858
JessicaxNatasha!
>>92745904
Some of this look cool
Aww, I was reading this.
>>92746661
I'm going to keep going but I'm eating right now
All you need is Love
>>92744196
I demand a vocaroo.
>>92746791
>Death Battle fans
>>92746932
>>92746828
we're only starting with the fanfics
>>92747045
House of ideas, guys!
>>92747138
>Everything is Marvelous in Jersey City
>>92744569
that reminds me tro steve was pretty facist too. Is bearded steve the real steve who has been in dimension z all along
>>92747138
Okay, let's be real, we would read Confederate Falls just to see if it really was what people said it was.
>>92745216
anya no you should be with rikki
>>92747274
>>92747214
i lost track when he got old and then young and you can clearly see that in here he's like a baby midget >>92745141
>>92747465
> "Marvel missed a golden opportunity with their Hip-Hop Variants. And yes, Carol did murder a minor."
>>92747465
The second best page in all of Illuminating Comics.
>>92747649
All You Need is Love Part 2
>>92747682
Oh no she didnt
>>92747634
Everything is awesome, specially the bendis stuff
>>92748019
Two Thors and a Hammer
>We're close to finish year 2015
>>92748304
The Immovable Iron Man
>>92744196
How I wish This fic existed
>>92748431
>>92748360
But if it existed, then we wouldn't appreciate such masterpiece
>>92748470
Two Thors and a Hammer II
>>92745934
>Regan tried to warn us
Got a chuckle out of it.
>>92748788
Two Thors and a Hammer III
>>92748855
I love this page
>>92748918
Road to Illuminated Wars
>>92749012
>i'm not the original thor
>this was a major plot in the 90's
This is why I love this comic.
>>92749039
How is it going gus?
>>92749146
desu Charles would actually do something like this
>>92749182
t. Kitty
>>92749182
THE superior spider-man
>>92749294
>>92749213
What? He would, just like making someone never be born, faking your death or trying to fuck your underage students
>>92749482
IT'S TIME
Are you doing lluminated Wars?
>>92749595
>>92749601
EVERYTHING
>>92749625Illuminated Wars is before Carol's War though
>>92749674
>>92749689
Op, you are aware that the tumblr has a zippy account linked on the About page that has Illuminated Wars in it, and the rest of the Everything Is Illuminates and then it Dies in it, not just the backup stuff on the tumblr?
>>92749689
>>92749674
I mean, im posting everything from the tubmlr in the chronologycal way it's posted
>>92749752
wait what
>>92749786
Shit, i'm already to deep in to change the posting
>>92749786
http://www.zippyshare.com/An-On/u5uxccbf/dir.html
The stuff on the tumblr is ~5% of the entire thing
>>92749835
Thaks for the link!
~5%? Fuck it, i might as well finish the backup stories
>>92749846
>>92749951
I am not an expert, but I think the same person did the rest of the stuff in the zippy. I haven't been on /co/ for that long though (newfag here), so I might be wrong, and parts of it could be outsourced. The zippy account has all the build up to Secret Wars (Hickman's avengers, several .cbrs). The humor style does change a bit, which makes me wonder if parts of it were crowdsourced.
Cool, I just noticed that they reuploaded the Time Runs Out stuff recently.
Oh fuck it, i've been posting for like almost 5 hours thanks to my slow ass connection, gonna take a break and go out
>>92750357
Thank you anon.
>>92744119
>Kamala's bro praying in latin
Oh jesus my sides
>>92750299
>>92751115
I'm back baby
>>92752495
I love Cap rattling off all the precog heroes
>>92752636
>T'Challa commenting on anyone's forced chemistry
pot calling the kettle t'challa
>>92752719
>>92752686
But Black panther & sub-mariner was nice tho
>>92752765
yes but his ex before namor was awful for him
>>92752802
>>92752775
I mean, if we are talking about exes, then are there good ones? no, that's why they're exes, right?
>tfw you are still sad he deleted the hegemony
>>92744800
>>92748262
I love this Odin
>>92753080
>>92753049
He's the Odin Asgard deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>92753129
CAPTAIN MURDERRR
3 pages in and already this is more compelling than her last 3 runs.
>>92753674
ANAD run was great.
>>92753771
Baba O'Riley slowly starts to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM
That was the last update on the umblr http://illuminatingcomics.tumblr.com/
There was an anon who said that the tumblr is only for, bakcups? and that is not everything, so i don't know how to continue
>>92750106
>scribble on Rogue's face
kek
>>92752541
I can't breath, this is incredible.
>>92744119
> praying in latin
This is the first laugh this has gotten but it's earned
>>92744196
this is the funniest thing I've read all day and I wish it were real
>>92744312
> I AM ROCKET!
my sides
>>92749112
Thor is really cute in those panels, where are they originally from?
>>92745141
> Muh Phoenix was shit
said no anon ever, you dried up cunt
you are doing god's work, op
>>92752495
Firebird can see the future?
>>92747138
Kamala is us
She's superpowered Tina Belcher
>>92754941
If you look really close at three goat you can see that it's a crop, so no cute thor sadly senpai
>>92744094
I like how the glossy mask makes her look like she's about to cry even if we cant see her eyes
The guys who writes this deserves his own ongoing. Not at Marvel, but at some place where his talen won't be wasted
>>92749146
> men are the wooooorst
i chuckled sensibly
>>92756217
Agreed! He just needs to find an artist to pitch whatever funny ass concept he has and it'd be a hit.
>>92743574
I love you, OP.
>>92745072
I'll never forgive Marvel for making Ice-Man gay for the sake of... I don't even know. I could've been alright with it if they MAYBE did it in a tasteful manner, but like Illuminated demonstrates, it was complete childish out of left field "gigglesquee" garbage for people on Tumblr and twitter to easily crop, reblog and pat eachother on the back for enjoying something progressive. Year of an established character, suddenly gay, with no real background lead up. Just... "because".
The saddest part is you can reboot a Marvel character's personality or backstory a thousand times but you know they'll never reboot his newfound sexuality. Because who knows what hell would break loose in this day and age if that happened.
>>92748431
>leahcim nairb
nice
>>92749381
My favorite page and much better than the nothing that actually happened.
>>92753805
I'm glad Tony is coming off as much of anassole as he did in the proper story.
>>92749595
>YAAAS QUEEN AND SNIKTBUB PARANORMAL ADVENTURES
Is this a real thing and if so why haven't I heard about it
>>92745313
>>92745367
This is so fucking true
>>92744196
top kek
>>92743574
bump
>>92758591
Because it was a single one-shot 20 years ago.
>>92754995
>said no anon ever, you dried up cunt
Took me one minute to find it in the archive
desuarchive.org/co/thread/72227708/#q72242100
>>92744256
>all sorts of sexual degeneracy
>plushies
god dammit Illuminated bro
>>92748674
>>92744411
You fucked up b-bop is already hilarious
>>92743574
thank you, OP. I genuinely prefer this Carol to regular Carol.
Illuminatingbro's rewrite of CW2 is currently underway, and is better than the original.
>>92744767
classic page
>>92767631
>>92766668
>>92749601
GEt in here boys, it's the illuminated war >>92767858
>>92767883
OP is being good today.
>>92744838
>Someone actually gives The Thinker credit for his heroic actions
>>92753724
>He's still listing off other precog heroes
My sides.