What would you do with his powers?

>>92738870
Jedi Mind Trick for shits and giggles.

>>92738870
Fuck my cousin

>>92738870
everyone

>>92738870

I'd want to see what would happen if I told people to look at the back of their own heads without the use of cameras and mirrors.

>>92738870
Become a lawyer that specializes in defending civil liberties and rights issues, especially against the government and big corporations

Obviously, I'd have to hope my judgement was right

Become Black Bolt in every other aspect of life to avoid accidentally influencing people

>>92738870
Not much. It's very hard to do good things with those powers. If someone is annoying me I'd tell them to leave me alone for a little while. If someone is bothering someone else I would tell them to leave. But other than that I'd like to think I wouldn't abuse the powers. It would be very easy to just let them tempt you though.

>>92738922
Found Matt

>>92738870
Get free shit, what else?

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>>92738870
GET UP ON MY FEET AND STOP MAKING TIRED EXCUSES

>>92738938
This guy >>92738922 has some good ideas for using the powers heroically.

You'd probably have to specify cremation for your death, otherwise, if the virus is found in your system, everyone you ever helped and their estates are getting fucked.

Pretend to be homeless and ask people for their money

Return of The Fappening: Fap Harder. Starring Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner. And a special 5 hour bondage video starring Emma Watson.

>>92738870
Work my way into the White House as a staffer, tell the presidents that they want to do good shit to help people, fuck their PACs and corporate friends, etc.

People might start to get suspicious when I'm on for every president's administration, liberal or conservative.

Ideal me: Use it to live comfortably and try to achieve my dreams. Feel hollow since I eventually doubt the validity of anything I achieved.
probable me: Try to live like ideal me. Either fuck it up because I didn't think it through thoroughly. If I don't fuck that up a moment of impulse I do something I regret and either an hero or try to move on continuing the cycle until I either kill myself or am a sociopathic monster who someone figures out how to deal with.

>>92739072
You'd have to be more specific

Bush and the Patriot Act, Obama and his drones, Trump and his lack of stable healthcare, all probably thought they were doing good

>go to a very crowded place
>shout "fuck the police, fuck the bankers, fuck the government"
>enjoy the ensuing chaos from the sidelines

>>92738922
Probably this.

My /co/ related thread is deleted
DO you know why ?

>>92738870
Hand Chris Pratt a raccoon during a live interview and tell him to fuck it

>>92738870
Kill feminism, making all important representatives of it accept to do a facial abuse porn

>>92739176
And if you don't love me now

>>92738870
Rape.

Acquire wealth. I may be able to force people into doing whatever I say, but that doesn't mean I like going out in public, so in the end I'd just stay home, order shit off the internet, and live the ideal NEET existence.

>>92739183

>Gloria steinem ends up getting fucked by a horse

get a radio or tv show where I interview famous celebrities, people in various forms of political groups and movements, and corporate big wigs and ask them what it is they want and why they do what they do. force total honesty from them and present it to the public.

Can I have a much weaker but much more interesting influencing powers instead?
The kind that would make people agree with any thing you say instead of it being an order they can't resist?
For instance it's much funnier to make a priest believe that whipping a dick out in public and blaspheming/praising Satan is a good idea, than ordering them to do that.

>>92739281
just phrase things the right way and thats exactly what his powers would be.

>>92739348
Nah, it's still making people do things against their will.
I want to be like personification of alcohol. Make people do stupid things, then have them justify it as "it seemed like a good idea at the time".

Make people with big tits have sex with me and forget about it later

Is there a way to use his powers to rape people, but make them not be upset by it?

>>92739422
Well you could do >>92739417

>>92739391
you could order them to be open to the power of suggestion. then you never have to order them to do anything else. just suggest stuff to them.

>>92738870

>4chan's answer to every question, "How can I fit rape into this"

>>92739477
Well to be fair it's purple man. Rape was basically a forgone conclusion

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>>92739477

>>92739445
>>92739422
Well I don't think he can make someone forget something, he can just order them to do something they could normally physically do and people can't forget on command.

>>92738870
Getting poon and drain people's bank accounts.

>>92738870
Destroy Islam
Open an addiction clinic
Force the heads of state of every European nation into a massive fistfight and declare the winner to be the new Holy Roman Emperor/Empress

Probably not in that order

>>92738870
Well first things first, I'm going to use the phonebook to go to someone's house, force them to make a snuff movie with their family, kill them all and order the person left alive to cut out their tongue and break their fingers, forget me but know they're innocent.

>>92739641

>Not forcing masses of mudslimes into the sea and force them to drown to death and their bodies are ate by various sea life, sprinkling their bones across the ocean

>>92739622
no no you misunderstood
I have sex with them but I don't bother remembering about it

>Become a psychotherapist.
>Tell depressed people to have only happy thoughts and forget all the bad things
>Try to test if I could treat things like OCD by telling people to stop having intrusive thoughts and compulsions
I'd make millions by doing literally nothing a quack couldn't. I wish I could expand to the suicide hotlines and make money there, but I have to be up close so it wouldn't work out.

Why does it all sound so creepy when I reread this post?

>>92738870
I'd run gangs via proxy-control. Even if They were caught, I wouldn't be.
I'd move up in the world, try to find some Maffia or whatever, and just be the dude in charge, but also no in charge.

>>92738870
I'd convince everyone I met to attack and kill every person that isn't me. In few years I'd finally be able to get some peace and quiet.

Fuck bitches, get money.

>>92738922
This, but I'd also make rounds on college campuses and tell the teaching staff/administrators to denounce communistic ideals for the trash they are, abhor political violence via immediate expulsion of any instigators, and cease any and all policy that favors one race/sex/etc over another.
No idea if that'd work but it'd be worth a shot to save the soul of the nation.

>>92739852
I'd choose some international organization if I were you, like Sinaloa Cartel or Sun Yee On

>>92738870
Make you shove three pineapples up your butt

>>92739880
This, but I'd also make rounds on college campuses and tell the teaching staff/administrators to denounce right wing ideals for the trash they are, abhor political violence via immediate expulsion of any instigators, and cease any and all policy that continues to promote racial hegemony and sexual discrimination.
No idea if that'd work but it'd be worth a shot to save the soul of the nation.

>>92738922
Cuck

>>92739622
can he not? I'd imagine if he could force someone to do something like enjoy rape and murder he could force them to blank a memory

>>92738870
Get myself a harem of sexy villains and heroes.

>>92739809
because you're probably not actually curing them and it'd be be a worse Hell. also thinking only good thoughts could quickly lead to them neglecting anything bad in their lives which could bite them.in the ass.

>>92739176
my peter quill x rocket fanfictions will finally become real

>>92739966
Well they kinda already do that.

>>92738870
Jaywalk with impunity
Tear off mattress tags
Fill out forms in blue ink

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>>92739911

See you gotta be specific.

Like when he told the chick to put a bullet in her mouth and she interpreted it as shooting herself but jessica just unloaded the gun and made taste the bullet.

>>92739911
Does it have to be immediate? Can I not just eat three pineapples and wait?

>>92739136
>Creating an orgy in the middle of a crowded City
>Letting the feds, bankers and government get laid easier than they already are

>>92738990
Well done

Probably just get someone to give me a job. Maybe use it to cut in line ahead of people. Nothing big.

>>92740047
Not in any way that counts.

>>92740173
How can you interpret "shove 3 pineapples up your butt" in any way other than having 3 pineapples going into your butt.

>>92741308
>Not in any way that counts.
Have you ever met a liberal arts professor who *didn't* spend an entire unit on Marxist theory regardless of the class? Cuz I haven't.

Anthropology - MARXISM
Lit theory - MARXISM
Film theory - MARXISM
Creative writing - MARXISM
American Civics - MARXISM
etc

>>92738870
Become an extremely successful politician.

>>92738870
Convince someone to hire me, I'm tired of being a NEET

>>92741270
This. Taking over anything from a country to even a company, person by person, would be such a hassle.

>>92739880
>>92739966
>>92740047
Isn't this how Marvel 1602 happens?

>>92741308
A good majority already espouse left-wing ideals and support the various liberal political movements that take place around the country. What more do you want? Throwing anybody southwest of Oregon to the gulag?

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>>92738870
i'd steal shit and have sex but protective sex and bj's cuz i dont want no babies

also be sad at how lonely id get

>>92738919
They'd just skin the back of their heads and look at it.

>>92739966
They literally already do this, and it's what got trump the presidency.

>>92738870
rape... lot's of rape

>>92741485
I have. And even if many of them do, it's not like all the students suddenly get brainwashed. Especially nowadays.

>>92739136
>not shouting BEHAVE
deviant

>>92741656
>it's not like all the students suddenly get brainwashed
he says while campus antifa groups are running around swinging bike locks at college republicans.

>>92739183
>Kill feminism
And replace it with equalism. Where every individual's mind is linked to every other, resulting in a super organism that is above such concerns.

>>92741485

>Anthropology
>marxism

you lying savage. They literally go over origin of species and do their best to wed the ideas they're teaching to actual fucking evidence.

I've spent nearly 10 years at university over process of 3 degrees and nobody brings up marx.

State schools funding are tied to graduation rates, not propaganda consumption.

>>92738870
Literally who?

>>92741337
You blend those pineapples into a juice and do it enema style.

>>92739714
That's just sloppy. You could literally force them to take a poll for how radical they are and get the red flags to kill themselves. Thus surgically removing the violent idiots from the population. Hell, just have everyone poll and cull every so often. Naturally you'll need to leave a few on the off chance they're genius level.

>>92739880
Tell them all that they only keep tenure by providing research of actual merit. 90% of Women's studies can run sanitation and food services.

>>92738870
>Visit the real high crime black neighborhoods
>Have a megaphone to get their attention
>Gather as big of a crowd as I can
>Tell them to grab as many weapons as they can
>Tell them to start massaciring everyone else that lives in that area (except me)
>Quickly leave
>Watch the result on TV
>Repeat

>>92739978
No, because you can force yourself to watch mlp and even enjoy it but you can never blank it from your memory.

>>92741954
>Convince India to launch its nuclear arsenal at the highest population areas of China
>China will retaliate
>Cut the global human population in half

>>92738919
dislodged their eyes and try to hold them to the back of their heads

>>92740266
>implying their tastes are that broad.

>>92741954
>

You would not make it through your second incident before you were grabbed by a team of deaf CIA agents and stuffed into a cell.

>>92742079
>Do the same thing, but now backed by the CIA

>>92741886

Hmm good point. I didn't think about that but you're right it is never good to wipe out large swaths of dna completely but idea of removing the violent ones or sympathizers would take a lot of work.

On other hand, education and jobs would also remove the need to be a bunch of backwards monkeys.

Hell we could fix most of our foreign policy problems with a massive jobs program.

>>92742225
>Have two sets of jobs
>One to create, One to destroy
>the first group builds a massive public works project
>the second group tears it down
>infinite economy

>>92742020

It'll cut the population by 100% you dullard. Don't you know about nuclear fallout?

>>92742020
Just convince India to start using toilets. Better for everyone.

>>92742289

I mean the biggest terrorist hotbeds not created by saudi/iran proxy planetary war are all created because of poverty and lack of jobs.

How can they expect them not to come out messed up in areas that have 90 percent jobless-ness. Where entire populations survive on refugee food drops, controlled by corrupt dictators.

If our own problems with welfare has shown anything, you need to incentive people to work, not incentive them to remain impoverished.

If we actually put our money where our mouth is, we should be doing massive infastructure/jobs building in countries that are riddled with crime instead of helping to avoid the problems.

Problem with purpleman's abilities is you need to see the people to affect them.

>>92742402
>be purpleman
>meet with middle eastern dictators
>tell them to make their respective third world shitholes into tourist traps
>all the sandniggers are employed building new infrastructure or working to scam people with actual money
>too busy to Allahu Akbar
>world peace

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>>92738870
>Get free food whenever where ever
>Have others pay my bills and tax
>Make people enjoy everything I make
>Get those kids who bullied me in highschool to kill themselves
Life would be great, senpai.

>>92743171

Yeah ok and after 20 hours they change their minds and are so pissed that someone mind controlled them that they do the opposite of what you wanted in the first place.

>>92738870
From the thumbnail I thought it was House

The most depressing thing about being Purple Man is imagine life of having his powers after 20 years. You've long since done everything you wanted to do, you've grown tired of everything and nothing is exciting to you anymore.

And if you try drugs to make life less dull then you've become an addict with the ability to make people give you as much drugs as you want and then you downward spiral

>>92743422
You have a point but if mexicans can become civilized by building massive tourist traps, then >>92743171
his idea is at least proven to work in a dangerous place.

>>92741867
Probably not a great idea.
Pineapple juice has an enzyme that helps break down flesh, and I doubt your entrails would like it.

>>92743525

>he had to go and tell them

you could have had an idiot try this possibly.

>>92743537
Eh, it's not prolonged exposure so it would probably be a mild/medium irritation at best/worst.

It's only prolonged exposure that results in loss of fingerprints.

inb4
>CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!

>>92738996
This is probably the easiest way to make money. Good show anon

>>92741337
Shove 3 keychains in form of pieapple up your asshole

>>92743843

So anal beads?

>>92738870
I honestly wouldn't do anything overtly villainous or anything like that. I would probably mostly just use it to make money somehow.

I'd live my life normally but in fear of accidentally giving someone a command I didn't mean and not catching it.

>>92738870
so much rape

>>92738870
Run for local office and win in a landslide by visiting the polling places, then "befriend" more experienced politicians and get them to teach me the ins and outs of politics until I win the Presidency, mostly on my own merits.

I'd have some high-ranking politician say something along the lines of "kill all niggers race war now" on live TV.

>>92744247
Plot twist, he has your powers too.

What happens if you give a person with Alzheimers an order to deliver a long message word for word?

>>92744290
They need to be hearing you, not a recording of you. Otherwise I'd just make a youtube video with my instructions including, "trick people into watching this" and "don't say what it actually is to anyone who isn't already brainwashed by it."

>>92738870
Destroy the careers of politicians and celebrities.
>Tell them to do something politically embarrassing on camera like make hilariously racist statements or play with their dick on stage
>Stand back and watch

>>92744333
So why was Jessica immune to him at the end? I've just been watching clips.

>>92744396

It's never explained why she develops an immunity, since nobody else seems to.

>>92744247
this I'd have celebs and other politicians commit career ending shit just to fuck with everyone. Have the Apple board of directors give away everything or insist black & white screens will the new fad, Have Tom Cruise admit on live TV Scientology is a scam, have female celebs have sex with homeless men and release teh sex tapes etc

>>92744434
Boo, he was a dick but c'mon; there has to be a way to counter his powers.

>Tell people in India to poo IN the loo, and create better traffic conditions. Like having greenways for animals.
>Try and see if I can actually make women cum by command.
>Try and see if I can make myself not horny.
>Tell PC people to keep their opinions to themselves and go see the world.
>Tell fat people to be healthier.
>Tell people with sleeping issues to go to sleep.
>Tell people to stop drugs, smoking, or stop drinking so much.
>Tell people not to complain so much and instead think of ways to fix the issue or ask someone
>Tell China to fix their pollution problem slowly
>Tell Japan to take it easy on the tropes

>>92744475

His powers can be inhibited. Which is talked about in the thunderbolts, and extreme will power can shield the attempted victim.

Doom essentially out-wills purpleman but I am assuming that is a temporary defense.

I'm sure there is other weaknesses that would develop besides time/distance but he is rather a mid-level antagonist.

I'd live a good life. I'd just get a hold of a house that is for sale, convincing the landowner to give it to me for free and delete any evidence of the transaction.
Whenever I need to buy something I'd just go to the store, grab it and ask to take it with me for free. Same with any product.
For the Internet and other transactions that aren't done in person I'd spend a certain time of the day asking people for 50 bucks until I've got 500$, call it a good day and go home.
I might use them to get laid, but probably I'd be too much of a pussy to go through with the ramifications of it being considered rape.

>>92744513
His powers suck if all you have to do to fight it is say "no" hard enough.

>>92744568

They're two recorded instances of people saying 'no' in a nearly 20/25 year period. I would say that is a pretty fantastic record.

>>92738870
I'd probably just continue my regular life without many significant changes.
If I ever ran into a really politically vocal person who was annoying about it though, I'd force them to tell nothing but the truth about why they believe in something so they can just admit if their reasons are petty and base, and then I'd force them to actually seriously consider that there might be other ways to believe in something that aren't so poisonous or harmful.
Basically I'd use my powers on rare occasions, but only to make people stop lying and speak only the truth that they supposedly value so highly and also to force them to actually fucking think for once.

>>92744656
Why though? Do you need a stong will in general or just the will to resist his orders? I'd imagine sticking your hand in a blender is among the top 10 things you'd never want to do.

>>92738870
Whatever I wanted.

>>92744728

mental resistance of level it takes to stop yourself even in case of bodily harm is probably rare. And developing immunity from ability might be tied into how jessica developed her abilities in the first place. Those rare instances where one ability counters the other.

Jessica's ability set seems to derive from accident+willpower and her story of starting out a victim plays into that theme, so his over-all weakness seems to be rare feats of extreme will power.

>>92744396, >>92744434
If his powers worked like they do in the comics, basically the explanation is that she developed an immunity.
He doesn't have psychic powers, he has pheromones that alter the brain's own chemistry to tell it to do what you want, which is why it's so hard to actively resist; psychic attacks are an intrusion, he's just gently convincing your body chemistry to do what it wants.

The downside is, just like if you alter your body chemistry with drugs long enough you build an immunity and it no longer works, Jessica probably spent FAR too much time with him (it looks like he never really had anyone around him for very long) and the altered brain chemistry he caused just wasn't enough anymore.

>>92744805
Oh, it's like germs? I think I get it now.

>>92744805

that doesn't explain doom though.

>>92741801
Shhhh, nobody on /pol/ actually goes to colelge, they just parrot what Breitbart tells them.

I went to a famous liberal arts school AND got a social science degree, and while the student body was obnoxious over the SJW stuff 95% of the professors literally never brought it up.

You only come across that stuff in class if you WANT to come across that stuff.

>>92744728
Both, but you need INTENSE mental control. Even more then most psychic attacks since his powers are much more insidious.
The only two who could actively resist him were Kingpin and Doom, and even Kingpin struggles with it for a second.
Daredevil can do it too, but at close range Killgrave can still control him.

>>92744848
Doom was wearing his armour at the time.

>>92744888

He removed the mask.

>>92744836
More like drugs; if you take acid you see weird shit even if you don't want to see weird shit, because your brain is being altered.
But like all drugs you need more and more over time as you build an immunity to the original effect, which is why drug addiction is so destructive.
>>92744848
Doom just has enough mental willpower to shrug it off, because Doom has enough absolute conviction and commitment and self-control that it might legitimately be a mental illness of some sort.

>>92744848
Pure willpower. Doom could override his body's hormones.

It probably felt horrible but he did it.

>>92744938
Doom once shut out Emma Frost by sitting there and telling her "NOPE".
His willpower is so strong it's probably a form of mild psychosis.

>>92738870
Be the best psychoanalyst ever and really help people.

>>92744938
might have something to do with being a sorcerer, wouldn't surprise me if he'd trained himself to essentially be constantly using some kind of magic which gives him complete control over his own body

>>92744994
He might actually be a mutant. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the current writers tried to retcon Doom's willpower into being an actual superpower.

>>92745582
You mean like Joker's Super-Sanity?

>>92745696
Something like that. Except, actually being a mutant. Just a very small slight superpower. I remember they retconned another superhero into having always had a superpower, but I can't put my finger on who it was.

>>92739809
you have absolutely no idea what actual depression is huh?

get alot of money and fuck off to nowhere

isn't worth the trouble to go much further than that since people will remember that I controlled them and I'm not a sociopath

>>92738870
Sweet grape juice.

>>92744903
>>92744932
>>92744938
This meme needs to stop. Doom is the biggest liar in the marvel universe, and he'll say anything to make himself seem grand. He was still wearing his armor.

>>92747662

so you're arguing unreliable narrator?

>>92744434
>It's never explained
He has a virus, she has a healing factor.

They explain that.

>>92742124
>Deaf agents.

I think the implication is that you won't be near anyone who can hear.

>can't tell the weather to be better

literally what is the point

>>92748404

wait, explain what you mean, I've never seen a good reason for why beside time=eventual immunity

>>92747889
Yes. He has a massive ego and will believe his own delusional bullshit.

>>92748701
I think the real implication is that the CIA will put you to work for them.

>>92738870

>Do odd jobs for SHIELD, INTERPOL or the FBI as the world's best interrogator, making hardened terrorists, serial killers and drug moguls answer every question honestly and put themselves behind bars by telling them to confess to everything they have done.

>Walk up to every mugger, mob enforcer, mobster and corrupt cop and tell them to go down to the police station and confess to all their crimes in front of a video camera. Make major cartels and mobsters channel their entire fortunes into fifty different charities.

>If I'm in the Avengers or SHIELD or something, I'd evacuate all the civilians in the area and make as many bad guys as I could peacefully surrender. Probably also use my mind control to stop a teammate from having a panic attack or something. Don't know if I could control the Hulk if he got out of hand or if Tony's Iron Man suit could block out my powers.

>Make myself a Judge who has defendants brought right up to the podium and asks "yo, dawg, tell me, didja do it?" Every weekend, drive to different penitentiaries, have all the inmates assemble in the courtyard and announce "OKAY, EVERYONE WHO IS ACTUALLY INNOCENT OF THEIR CRIMES, RAISE YO HAND." Anyone who does so is relocated to a low-security prison and gets investigated.

I don't know if my abilities could affect everyone, though, unless I can practice or "upgrade" them. I'm assuming that my Kilgrave powers wouldn't do anything to Galactus or Thanos.

>>92739176
I love the guy but holy shit that's hilarious

>>92738870
Be a fucking god. I mean I am not a terrible person or anything but anyone with that level of power is gonna end up being a fucking monster. Power corrupts and that is the type of power that does nothing BUT corrupt.

Get a job finally.

>>92747184
Wouldn't you never need money? You could just get things

>>92751781

This anon understands his limits

run for president. Just hold huge rallies non stop. where I tell me to vote for me and bring people that haven't been to a rally, to my rallies.

then as president I make foreign governments, congress, and the courts my bitch.

test

I'll just have to stop socializing with people outside of 4chan in order to avoid creating situations where I feel awful about myself.

Oh.

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>>92738870
What kind of mind control does /co/ want?

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>>92738870
>steal a bunch of money from billionaires
>build the most well fortified, extravagant, well-supplied, self sufficient fallout shelter in the world
>tell the president of US and Russia to fire nukes at each other.
>only man in the world
>Finally chill in peace

>>92756634
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>>92739880
Keep dreaming /pol/.

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>tfw you'd probably abuse your powers

i don't like admitting it, but I'm one of those guys who would fire a nuke at a country if their leader said something mean behind my back.

>>92758206

I would 100% abuse the power without going overboard crazy with it, but I wouldn't do something as stupid as get myself noticed. All it takes is one person in power to notice me and I'm in trouble. More likely I'd move into a small town and micro manage the fuck out of everyone.

>>92738870
Mind control a bunch of scientists into working together and creating my ideal superpower for myself.

>>92738870
Probably get my self a job as a hostage negotiator.
Start adding "If you don't mind" to every sentence I say.
Make a lot of Bioshock references.

>>92755110
>Just hold huge rallies non stop. where I tell me to vote for me

his powers only last like 10 hours or something, you can't tell people to vote for you months in advance unless you plan to personally talk to millions of voters within ten hours of the polls opening up.

>>92756634
2>3>4>1

>>92758896

Wouldn't that void the order, if they actually mind?

Me? I'd probably set up a legit business, like a super successful shop regularly solding everything out by just telling people to get inside and buy stuff, and occasionally abuse my power by getting free stuff and/or favors.

Probably pumping and dumping some girl every now and then in plausible situations (no "Fuck me in that alley" in the middle of the street, but hooking up at parties would be fine, so they would think of it as "That was weird" instead of "He mind-controlled me") and have them be okay with taping it, both for future private reference and to have their enthusiastic consent on camera just in case of any future funny business on their part.

Probably slowly testing it, little by little, and if I manage to get it right, try to apply my super-convincing skills to high end entertainment, for more (legit) money and my own private stache of Daddario's POV titfuck oral creampies and such.

Every now and then, right some random wrong based on my own wims and moral judgement.

Start slowly and have it get to my head as soon as I'm sure I can get away with it.

>>92756634
One. What's the point of forcing a girl to do lewd stuff against her will if you can't see her squirm and cry?

>>92758206
I'd probably rape...

Crash test dummy, shampoo tester, Manager at a Zoo.

Though the real money would be in making a Youtube channel like those guys who smash things or put them in microwaves, but instead I'd just be running into shit, jumping off of it, or fighting cars.

>>92738870
I'd pretty much live a normal, well-rounded life in which I abide by the laws but, every so often, I would indulge myself.

If I were to encounter a particularly attractive woman that I just have to have, I would obviously use my powers on her knowing full well that I wouldn't a chance otherwise.

If I was running low on money and I saw some asshole flashing his wad, I'd have him give me everything in his bank account.

If someone was giving me trouble I'd order them to do something completely inane and humiliating/painful in order to get them off my back.

But in the interest of keeping a low profile and not becoming a full-on-rapist, I would try to restrain myself and balance out my evil deeds with acts of kindness and altruism.

>>92759702
>Wouldn't that void the order, if they actually mind?
Yes, that's the point. I don't want to mind control people unless I'm trying to.

>>92743487
I think your tastes would change over time. I think eventually you'd be tempted to fuck shit up, having done everything you ever wanted to do and going into a sort of suicidal depression you'd do stuff like tell Trupm to nuke Russia for shits and giggles

As trick to make sure I don't use it accidentally I'd practice talking only in the form of questions. Questions and statements.

>>92759872

Yeah, but something as trivial as "Come on, dude!" would send people jacking off on random guys all around.
Gotta be preeeeeetty careful with your phrasing.

Also, I just thought, no more D&D ever again. Sad.

>>92738870
Rape. All the rape, all the time. Also get reich.

>>92738870
Go into a bank, tell them to shut down the video recording, and then begin filling bags with money. Do this again until I'm satisfied with the amount of money I have.

I can't think of much else to do. I'd be happy with not having to worry about money. Maybe go to a car dealer and tell them to give me an absurdly priced car for free, too? I dunno. I don't have a lot of reason to want to do anything too illegal. I just want to not worry about my financial situation.

I'd stay low key and only use my powers to get things I need. I don't want to abuse it, especially accidentally.

>>92738870
Travel through time and space?

>>92738870
Breeze my way through a meanless life.

>>92739004
You're the hero we need, anon.

>>92739647
Careful with that edge, son.

>>92738870
Live the easy life while not going full son of chinese billionaire who buys 15 iphone99s for his dog

>live in a fancy hotel but not on the penthouse
>ask ISP to install direct fiber to my room
>play games while streaming so I can "earn some money", aka cover up dosh
I dont really need or want anything else

>>92760393
oH I GET IT HAAAAAAAA

Something I don't remember the show going over is whether his victims remembered being mindcontrolled or if they just remembered feeling like they actually wanted to obey the command.

If it is the former, I think I'd probably be caught at some point because enough people would realize they had the same experience with me.

But anyway, I'd probably live a comfortable but anonymous life. No need to work, but no need to show up at social columns either.

>>92739622
but he can force them to close their eyes the entire time so they dont knoiw what he looks like

>>92739422

Make them commit suicide afterwards.

live a quiet and secluded life with a beautiful black slave

>>92744903

He could have had an injector in his armour providing some sort of antidote or any other number of ways to use technology to safely breathe the pheromones.

Roll up to a fancy department store, and compel a few filthy rich people into giving me large sums of cash.

Hopefully the kind of people who won't even blink if they are missing a couple of million.

Can kill grave command people to forget him? that'd be pretty swell.

>>92764241

No he can't, at least not in the series. He specifically points it out in the police station, something in the lines of "I can't make people forget but I can have them erase tapes"

>>92738870
Communicate only in writing.

>>92738870
Try to do good things

>>92739072
Get yourself admitted to some prestigious law or business school, spend two years honing your abilities. Start working as a consultant for the government and business, then start slowly making changes, you can plan long term because you're the one making all the decisions.

You're going to be fairly wealthy, connected with the right people, and loved for your forward thinking policies. A couple of hours a day talking to people to keep your influence up and seem like business as usual.

>>92738870
I wouldn't rape anybody. It's a no fun when all I'm doing is compelling people to do stuff rather than completely reconstructing their personalities. I'd probably just get rich and pick fights.

>>92763050
When Jessica and her addict friend were discussing Kilgrave the addict said that it felt like Kilgrave's orders were his own thoughts.

>No mention of Code Geass
>becoming Zero
>acquiring giant robots
>ruling the world
Then again, taking this action would probably lead to my assassination. Maybe Kilgrave was smart to keep sort of a low profile.

>>92765550
His power isn't as cool as Zero's.

>>92766009
It's better than Zero's. He doesn't need direct eye contact, just vocal range, and not once the person has the Kilgrave virus thing, and Zero could only use it once per person.
But Zero's power does look cooler.

Tell myself to follow through on my promises

Run a business in which I "force" consenting couples who have a terrible/non existent sex life into having the best lay of their lives.

Same as Jesse in Preacher, call talk shows, tell them to say what they really mean. Maybe set it on tape, to be harder to catch by government. Basically Preacher did good Killgrave well enough